Splatoon

[grave drift]

Yes

[inland gulch]

But pretendo really hates working

[modest ibex]

あんな事はしないで

[sweet fiber]

HOW DO THEY FIX IT THEN-

[inland gulch]

opened up a private lobby

[inland gulch]

Idfk

ill add more ppl later

i just wanna play a full stable match

pls

It's their issue, I think...

[viral flame]

It worked for most of the people I added

You issue tbh...

[sweet fiber]

got in

[thick rampart]

@inland gulch just sent you a friend request

[inland gulch]

In joining rn

[sweet fiber]

yo cone

[thick rampart]

don't..

[inland gulch]

oh shit i alrdy made a lobby

[sweet fiber]

we should do a new gamemode

[inland gulch]

which onev

[grave drift]

Battle royale plz

[viral flame]

Where has my Wii U gone

[sweet fiber]

rainmaker possibly

[zenith fractal]

then they dont have 50 friends like me and have to be careful about adding people lol

[wide roost]

coneman friend me im not in lobby

[sweet fiber]

or tower

[inland gulch]

okay

[sweet fiber]

whatever you want-

[inland gulch]

i gotta close this lobby

gotta add more peeps

[sweet fiber]

k

[plush musk]

Right as I clicked join

[inland gulch]

I'm gonna play story, tell me when you are ready conedude

oh shit i forgot to leave the lobby

im stuck on friends now

FUCK

[wide roost]

its stuck on please wait istg

can someone friend me

[round palm]

Who wanna play video game

[sweet fiber]

i wan

[wide roost]

videos game*

[round palm]

Vwdbidbiwxbi gamejvwfwgiefh

[grave drift]

Who wanna go out and pet some kitty

[sweet fiber]

*ASDASDLKJASLFDLFKSLKFALSDSAD,JSAD KJSADKLJASDKJASDKLJASJLDASLDJSALKDASD

[wide roost]

mrow

[inland gulch]

alr i got imora and happycar

cat*

anyone else wanna add me?

[thick rampart]

ty

[grave drift]

Tleotdgkdtlsgkxhlxoyy ysjmxglsgkxglwhk howfiwcj👁️😳🪨😭👂🏾⛏️😭👂🏾🪨👁️😳🪨👁️😂😺🙇🏿‍♂️🦻🏾😡🫷🏾😂🤓💀🪨😡🤖😂‼️🙇🏿‍♂️😂‼️🙇🏿‍♂️😂🥸🔥👂🏾🙇🏿‍♂️🤫😡👁️🙇🏿‍♂️🤫😤🙇🏿‍♂️🤫😄🦻🏾🫷🏾🫷🏾🦻🏾

[wide roost]

matt rose would be proud

[sweet fiber]

* 😎😍🤩😋😎😎😎😍🤗😶😍😘🤔😋🥰🤨😗🤤😕🤑😔🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😦😩😩😵😵😵🤪😳🥵😧😧🤯😦🥵🤬😷😷😷😈🧐🤢🥳🤥🥳🤬🤬😷😺😺😺👾😽🐱‍🏍🍣🥙🥙🥩🍜

[uneven cradle]

What is happening

[wide roost]

101-0704

[thick rampart]

oh god

[sweet fiber]

now I'm waiting for the "HE'S CYCLING THROUGH EMOTIONS" comment

[inland gulch]

i got shutlap

anyone else

[sweet fiber]

🤨

[wide roost]

bro got scared

lmao

[round palm]

Mod took it down owo

[inland gulch]

okay

made the lobby

[uneven cradle]

I look away for one second

[wide roost]

irs just a tired emoji

[inland gulch]

(again)

[wide roost]

😩 see hes tired from a long day why take it down

[sweet fiber]

now I'm waiting for mythicalplays or somebody else to say something i guess

[round palm]

Imora taking the piss on me idk

[thick rampart]

hey it was me

[sweet fiber]

LOLOLOLOL

[inland gulch]

hop on peepz

[sweet fiber]

k

[inland gulch]

k, W

[zenith fractal]

SOURCE FILMMAKER

[inland gulch]

yes im a sfm animator

[thick rampart]

ooooh

[wide roost]

bro makes five nights at freddy sfm music video

[thick rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/856698927218032641.webp?size=48

[inland gulch]

joining

nah

more like splatoon based anims

cause i got nothin else to do

[round palm]

No one is showing up in my pb list

[wide roost]

bro makes five inks at splatoon sfm music video

[round palm]

grrr

[inland gulch]

five nights at grizzcos

get it?

CAUSE HES A FUCKIN BEAR

[wide roost]

GAHH

[inland gulch]

join Mrconeman's pb

[sweet fiber]

no not those smallfry animatronics

[plush musk]

Gotta restart the game real quick

[wide roost]

guys do NOT look up the name of the ghost enemy from mario

[plush musk]

Doesn't see the PB otherwise

[grave drift]

Hello

[round palm]

Pretendo servers running off of a calculator right now

[sweet fiber]

I agree

[wide roost]

pretendo servers are actually running from my grandpas attic

[inland gulch]

i have a reason to believe these are pretendos servers rn

[sweet fiber]

yey

[plush musk]

"new faster vps"
the vps:

[inland gulch]

(sorry jon)

[sweet fiber]

got in

[thick rampart]

finally managing to join now

[sweet fiber]

bestest vps

[inland gulch]

💀

[thick rampart]

well at least they aren't like that after the new changes lol

[round palm]

My friends list isn't even loading 😭

[scarlet swift]

this is a gif mobile users will need to click it

[inland gulch]

probably cause im from new york

where the servers originally were

[sweet fiber]

it's faster, but for a cost

[viral flame]

I have that computer in my closet but it's AMD

[inland gulch]

okay we need 2 more peeps

[plush musk]

118-0006, yaaaaaasy

[grave drift]

Pretendo server hosted on ps4 😄

[modest ibex]

please do not ping me

[inland gulch]

u guys wanna do a mode?

or just turf war

[inland gulch]

More like a PSP

[sweet fiber]

yes

I wanna do rainmaker

[inland gulch]

i'm down for any mode

ok we need one more person

[plush musk]

PS3 with other os and they updated the firmware today

To the version which removes other os

[inland gulch]

wait i wanna see how rainmaker works on saltspray

[thick rampart]

do rainmaker

[grave drift]

No because ps4 make loud noise

Listne to mine

[inland gulch]

katsu

u joining?

[sweet fiber]

send a .mp3 or .mp4

[inland gulch]

we got room for one more

[inland gulch]

fuck it, a psp with a fan glued to it. 💀

[uneven cradle]

If I could join I would

[grave drift]

It's my ps4 pro i cleaned it today.

[inland gulch]

what if i just ran 2 wii u’s at once and have that other one accepting friend requests

would that work

[sweet fiber]

BRUUH WTH

[wide roost]

its actually running off my old "gaming" laptop (the gpu ran at an average temperature of 95 c)

[uneven cradle]

I think?

[grave drift]

Why would u buy two wiiu

[inland gulch]

idk

cause im crazy

[uneven cradle]

Got moners to spend

[sweet fiber]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[inland gulch]

Don't ask

[plush musk]

Lol I thought you said "[something] biscuit" until I realized you were speaking in french 🥖

[wide roost]

true words

[inland gulch]

ehhh

should i start

it’ll be a 4v3 but ig we can manage

[sweet fiber]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[wide roost]

I HATE THE FRENCH 🥖🥖🥖
(this is a joke)

[inland gulch]

bruh i've been waiting for fucking decades now

[grave drift]

LMAO I WAS SYING "THAT IS THE PS4"

[sweet fiber]

us

[wide roost]

YES

[inland gulch]

fuck it

[wide roost]

DAVID JOIRN US

[inland gulch]

fuck

[wide roost]

CONEMAN NO DONT START

[thick rampart]

gg we don't have skalop on our team

[inland gulch]

OH SHIT

[thick rampart]

fuck

[quiet ingot]

I'd like to, but the game spits out an error at me constantly, even after re-installing everything

[sweet fiber]

I got disconnected

[inland gulch]

OK ILL LET DAVID HOP ON

[sweet fiber]

bruh

[inland gulch]

HOLD OB

[plush musk]

Rip

[inland gulch]

BRO

[plush musk]

Disconnected

[inland gulch]

CMON

IM SORRY

😭

we could have done a match and then add david

NO MAN LEFT BEHIND

jokes aside

rlly sorry h

yall can yell at me

[sweet fiber]

lemme join 😭

[inland gulch]

it's ok lol

[uneven cradle]

I think more people wanna play then slots are open

[sweet fiber]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[inland gulch]

pb

[wide roost]

whos making pb

[inland gulch]

were doing pb

add me

i am

[wide roost]

davids friends with me cant he join

[inland gulch]

or that too

im just makin sure everyone gets a chance to join yk

[uneven cradle]

I could have to go through David, my god this is gonna be chaotic

[inland gulch]

andddd stuck on please wait loop

[wide roost]

f just join through me david

[inland gulch]

WHERE TF DID THIS COME FROM

[sweet fiber]

g

[inland gulch]

FUCK OFF NINTENDO I DON’T WANT UR PATCHES

[sweet fiber]

wait

[uneven cradle]

You need the system update

Nintendo said so

[inland gulch]

but what if that BRICKS my wii u

FOREVER

[sweet fiber]

does the grove thingy still work?

[plush musk]

There's a tool which disables the update download directory

[inland gulch]

wait there is an update?

yeah i know

[plush musk]

And if that doesn't exist it can't download updates

[uneven cradle]

"Well, YoU mOdDeD tHe CoNsOlE"

[sweet fiber]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (me pretending to be a microwave)

[inland gulch]

i can still connect

[thorn storm]

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[inland gulch]

probably my wii u is being buggy

[uneven cradle]

wait did david just unfriend me

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-gif-21922016

[inland gulch]

last time i checked im on the latest version

[grave drift]

Puting rest mode .

[inland gulch]

dawg my wii u used to be on 99.99.99

[grave drift]

Europe wiiu?

[inland gulch]

idk how 💀

[inland gulch]

american

[grave drift]

Why are u saying my ip adress out loud ?

[grave drift]

We still got 5.5.5. in europe

🤫

[inland gulch]

sorry mb

[grave drift]

No we actually do

[uneven cradle]

JADRIAN DOXXES KATSU ON THE PRETENDO DISCORD SERVER (REAL)

[inland gulch]

ok

izzy if ur reading this

[grave drift]

MY HOUSE IS GETTING SWATTED

[inland gulch]

ur fr will have to wait

[thick rampart]

cbhc i see..

[inland gulch]

because friends does not wanna work

[plush musk]

(GONE WRONG) (POLICE CAME)

[uneven cradle]

No worries

[inland gulch]

i may aswell make the room

[grave drift]

Coldboot haxchi

[sweet fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/883159069140058165.gif?size=48

my internet died

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[viral flame]

10.0.0.49

[inland gulch]

idk my older brother did some magic but i just reset my wii u

[thick rampart]

news

[grave drift]

192.168.0.117

[sweet fiber]

YES

[inland gulch]

WHAT IS THIS

[uneven cradle]

news xddd

[inland gulch]

SHIT

[sweet fiber]

my internet is back

[grave drift]

The fuck this theme ?

[plush musk]

127.84.164.95

[inland gulch]

its actually my hdmi cable acting up

[viral flame]

piss mode

[inland gulch]

its normal now

192.69.420.12

[grave drift]

Wiiu Peepee poopoo edition

[sweet fiber]

BREAKING NEWS!

[grave drift]

192.1.1892.183929292393929292029293939393

[uneven cradle]

1.1.1.1

[grave drift]

😄🦻🏾

[sweet fiber]

Let's see Callie and Marie at the studio!

[grave drift]

Dude was using mocha 💀

Dude was using loadiine.ovh

[inland gulch]

I just reset my wii u because i had no clue wtf was going on because i didn't mod my wiiu

ok lobby created

and then i installed the shitters

(again)

UHH WAIT

ping me when its full

[grave drift]

Yall were rich to buy cbhc

[inland gulch]

ill pass the time by making chicken nuggets for myslef

[inland gulch]

Was it the ds games?

[grave drift]

Thzt sound racist

Nice

[grave drift]

Yes dr kawagnangnangnanf

[inland gulch]

BUT CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE GOOD

[grave drift]

Yes

[inland gulch]

dang

[grave drift]

Toasty

[sweet fiber]

anyone hosting pbs?

[grave drift]

Listen to that melody

[inland gulch]

im hosting rn

i think cone is but idk

rooms open

joining rn

[sweet fiber]

time to restart cemu for the 100th time

[inland gulch]

mr cone dude it says "Failed to connect to partner's device, because partner did not respond"

try again

its still open

[uneven cradle]

I think Prentendo is having a bad day

[inland gulch]

sad, this is my second day using it

[uneven cradle]

Like, look at this shit

[inland gulch]

no its because jons changing up the servers

ig

[sweet fiber]

106-0312

[thorn storm]

106-0312 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[sweet fiber]

bruh what

[plush musk]

Can't join rn either

[inland gulch]

i cant join pb

[sweet fiber]

"invalid game id"

[plush musk]

Hope the servers work properly again by the time the splatfest starts

[sweet fiber]

man who wanna do anarchy/ranked

[shy star]

friends is entirely offline on cemu

[uneven cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitr-pitr-insanity-insane-gif-22305272

[inland gulch]

fuck it ima try public match

fuck it yeah

[uneven cradle]

Friends are fucked right now

[inland gulch]

lets do public

ig u could join me

but im the only one in this shitty lobby

nvm 2/8

[uneven cradle]

Making my way to Pubs

[inland gulch]

stuck on searching for a battle

[inland gulch]

ma man, you should've joined me.

dude i forgot that exists lol

4/4

man if only nintendo didnt leave the servers to die

4/8*

[uneven cradle]

I gotta be one of the best A mashers of all time (I DON'T WANNA HEAR THE NEWS OVER AND OVER AGAIN)

[inland gulch]

man if only i didn't lose my switch case with everything including splatoon 2 and 3. :(

[uneven cradle]

oh god

[inland gulch]

i have splatoon 3

(lost splatoon 2)

but i wanna play splat 1 for the nostalgiaaa

[uneven cradle]

I have Splatoon 1 (I don't have a switch)

[sweet fiber]

same

[inland gulch]

so now im fucked and i need to save up $350+ for a switch, not including games.

so im on splatshit 1

[uneven cradle]

What's Splatoon 2 and 3 like? Is it just as exhausting as 1?

[sweet fiber]

anyone wanna try squad battle later?

[uneven cradle]

It's worth a shot

[inland gulch]

5/8

[uneven cradle]

I'd be up

[sweet fiber]

e

[inland gulch]

if anyone has me added yall can join me

[sweet fiber]

I'll friend you later

[inland gulch]

the pub match

[brisk nexus]

Main difference is specials, subs, and some new weapons

S3 is the most different

[uneven cradle]

Sounds like an Overwatch 2 thing

[inland gulch]

trust me it's nothing like how overwatch 2 did it

[inland gulch]

More content, updates always. An actully good story and fuck the pub just ended

[uneven cradle]

Man, I love not having the newest things (no moners + no will to even get them)

[inland gulch]

fucking hell, my splatoon is saying im a loser with no friends.

.

so is everyone gone?

[sweet fiber]

no

btw I'ma commit [insert sticker here] on @thorn storm

[inland gulch]

friends is really REALLY unstable

but oh hey

im in a match

FR

im trying to join u

fuck

[sweet fiber]

Cemu is also so unstable

[inland gulch]

not enough players

[inland gulch]

my entire life is unstable

[sweet fiber]

Yes

[inland gulch]

tf is this

[sweet fiber]

cod gost

*ghost

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570686290799099920/1054663446211342406/togif.gif

[inland gulch]

yo does anyone know how to be an octoling in this game

[quiet ingot]

I think there is a mod

[inland gulch]

what is the mod

[quiet ingot]

it's in the pinned messages normally

[inland gulch]

o

[sweet fiber]

use the sdcafiine mod called rivals unpatch

[inland gulch]

i come back from making chicken nuggets

my wii u overheated

the fuck

[inland gulch]

okay i have no idea wtf a sdcafinneine is but im looking it up

holy shit its rlly hot

dust probably got in the vents

[uneven cradle]

Opinion on my setup? (god I gotta clean)

[inland gulch]

twitch streamer be like:

w setup

[quiet ingot]

you have more monitors than I have brain cells

[inland gulch]

7/10, RGB fucking stinks

[sweet fiber]

it's a mii

[uneven cradle]

Real

[sweet fiber]

also

10/10

[shy star]

102-2932

[inland gulch]

okay its gonna take a while for me to join back

[sweet fiber]

k

[inland gulch]

because my wii u’s rlly fucking hot

[sweet fiber]

clean your wii u

[uneven cradle]

See if you can spot all my little things on the table (I have no idea why I have most of the stuf fon there

[inland gulch]

the fans dont have any dust

[sweet fiber]

oh

[uneven cradle]

Wii U just being bitchy about temps

[inland gulch]

dude

[sweet fiber]

see the vents

[inland gulch]

hooy shit

[sweet fiber]

clean the vents

[inland gulch]

and i’ve had this for a decade now btw

[inland gulch]

wtf

never cleaned it

[sweet fiber]

;-;

[inland gulch]

you haven't seen my gamecube

that shit had spiders in the vents

[uneven cradle]

Only time mine has overheated was during deep summer

[sweet fiber]

you haven't seen my wii u

[inland gulch]

i don’t have any cleaning materials other than a que tip

will that help?

[uneven cradle]

I mean, right that thing is hot as balls

[sweet fiber]

my wii u broke

[quiet ingot]

How do I fix the destroyed friends list? It makes me unable to join games too it seems

[sweet fiber]

explain

[quiet ingot]

my friends list has 100 friends

that have no icon

and ???? name

[sweet fiber]

cemu?

[thorn storm]

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[quiet ingot]

yes

[inland gulch]

dude are we playing?

[uneven cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-tom-hardy-screaming-gif-11035878

[inland gulch]

i'll add yall

[sweet fiber]

check your otp/SEEPROM

[quiet ingot]

should I change it?

[sweet fiber]

btw the otp/seeprom from the website doesn't work anymore

[quiet ingot]

oooooooooooooooooooh

oh

that explains so much

SHIT

[sweet fiber]

and probs redump your certs

[quiet ingot]

I know what to do now

I still have them stored on my pc

I just thought the website ones were better

thanks man

[sweet fiber]

np

[uneven cradle]

Will add ya back in a bit

[sweet fiber]

those errors are commonplace

[sweet fiber]

yo I'ma add you

just uhh

[uneven cradle]

Double Add lets goo

[sweet fiber]

could you send me a request?

cemu seems to glitch when I try to send a request

[inland gulch]

I will try to add you all but my wii u likes to be a fucking bitch

[uneven cradle]

You bet

[inland gulch]

fun fact, i've been on splatoon for 2 hours and 36 min and have only gotten into 2 matches...

[sweet fiber]

hm

[inland gulch]

1 of the matches i got disconnected

[uneven cradle]

I guess Pretendo's really doing some stuff right now

[sweet fiber]

lemme check the dev channels rq

still nothing

[inland gulch]

holy fuck i had my wii u connected to my phone's hot spot the whole time

🤦‍♂️

[sweet fiber]

OH LOL

[inland gulch]

im such an idiot

[sweet fiber]

bruh my wifi sucks

[quiet ingot]

Ok, fixed my issue, it is both otp.bin and seeprom.bin that you need to replace from the site's ones with the dumped ones.

Thanks again Anxiemon

[sweet fiber]

np

those are really common place

I've heard too many ppl having the same error

Cuz they had to ban these due to cheating

ppl love to cheat in splatoon sometimes

[inland gulch]

what 10 years of no cleaning does to a mf

I never understoof why people would cheat in a old ass game

like in CoD

or Splatoon

[sweet fiber]

ye

but due to those mfs, this happens

[past tide]

ayo bois I'm getting an error when trying to hop online, used to work in the past did an update come out or smtn

[sweet fiber]

uh

the otp.bin/seeprom.bin from the website don't work anymore

[past tide]

ohh, where do I get the new one?

[sweet fiber]

you don't

you dump it

[inland gulch]

uh guys, i think there is a new wii u system update

[sweet fiber]

ye I think

[past tide]

strange, the one I dumped used to get replaced by the ones from pretendo right

[inland gulch]

someone else had this same thing

[sweet fiber]

wdym

you replaced the one you dumped?

[past tide]

yeah it came with the pretendo files iirc

[sweet fiber]

just use the ones you dumped

[past tide]

I see I see

[quiet ingot]

This seeprom/otp file issue is honestly a pretty big problem if you have no clue how things work, the devs should have told people in announcements that the files don't work anymore.

[sweet fiber]

they had

at #pretendo

[uneven cradle]

6/8

[quiet ingot]

Did they ping everyone?

[sweet fiber]

nope

[inland gulch]

brb

[sweet fiber]

but they did

[quiet ingot]

Because the general chat, is well, the general chat, things move on fast

[past tide]

lmao imagine keeping an eye at the general chat for every single message

[quiet ingot]

yeah, it's stupid

[sweet fiber]

lemme search it up 1 sec

boom

(#pretendo message)

[quiet ingot]

thanks

still, should have been told in announcements, or pinned or something

[sweet fiber]

I dunno

ask jon

[quiet ingot]

yeah sure

[inland gulch]

ok im hopping back on

what are u guys doing

[sweet fiber]

epic

read above lol

[uneven cradle]

I am gaming in public

[sweet fiber]

epik

[uneven cradle]

(trying to game)

Oh right I didn't even add you because the friendlist kept kicking me out

[sweet fiber]

hhhh

[quiet ingot]

6/8

7/8

[uneven cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-gif-21922016

[sweet fiber]

uhhh

[uneven cradle]

aw hell nah

[quiet ingot]

what does this say I can't read

[sweet fiber]

"send a friend request to this user?"

[uneven cradle]

It says "???"

[sweet fiber]

"no" "yes"

[quiet ingot]

okay yeah I'm stupid

lol sorry

[sweet fiber]

I'm using brazillian portuguese lol

[quiet ingot]

my friend keeps telling me that when you cross the brazil borders the earth has an orange filter

[sweet fiber]

bruh that's not true, they're messing with you

;-;

[quiet ingot]

ik lol

[uneven cradle]

I FINALLY GOT TO THE "Send a friend request to this user?" AND THEN IT FUCKS ME UP

FINALLY

[sweet fiber]

yey

[inland gulch]

im in a pub lobby

[sweet fiber]

yo arti.cc

did it work?

[sweet fiber]

man this sticker

[quiet ingot]

insane

stolen

I will proceed to print it and replace the normal ones on my cases with this one

[quiet ingot]

I know how to fix this

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[uneven cradle]

Should have

[shy star]

how?

[quiet ingot]

you need to use dumped otp.bin and seeprom.bin files instead of the ones from the website

[sweet fiber]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[shy star]

i did

[quiet ingot]

the ones from the website don't work

[quiet ingot]

really? weird

[inland gulch]

we need 4 more ppl

[quiet ingot]

2 people are coming

[inland gulch]

i didn’t ask for -1

andddd

returned to lobby

fuck dis game

[elfin moon]

6/8

[inland gulch]

oh my god

im tryna join imora

shit aint working

[quiet ingot]

I'm joining

accidentally clicked the button to explain turf wars

there we go

[uneven cradle]

gg

[inland gulch]

gg

fuck yeah another fully lobby

[uneven cradle]

YEEEAH

ITS GOING

[quiet ingot]

6/8

7/8

nice, full lobby

[uneven cradle]

gg

[quiet ingot]

ggs

man I suck at this game

[elfin moon]

Don’t worry

[uneven cradle]

Naah, you're just unlucky right now

[quiet ingot]

you guys shoot one bullet it wipes out the entire map, raises your teammates from the dead, cures cancer, makes you a billionaire and instantly wins the match

[uneven cradle]

6/8

[inland gulch]

sorry man

ive been playing this game since 2015

just my own skillz

[quiet ingot]

that's good

[uneven cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[quiet ingot]

it's great when a game actually rewards skill

it's my first time playing so ye

5/8

[zenith fractal]

the game rewards greatly until level 20

then itll become kinda grindy

[quiet ingot]

fair

I'm trying to join btw, just got an error

[sweet fiber]

h

[inland gulch]

friends list is dying

still cant accept one mf

Yo I'm back

People playing?

i guess not

[quiet ingot]

yep

7/8

[inland gulch]

oh sit

shit

[quiet ingot]

hurry!!

[inland gulch]

im seaching

fuck

[quiet ingot]

you got this man

[inland gulch]

FUCK

error

god damit

i just got put in to another lobby 1/8

[quiet ingot]

oh

restart maybe

[inland gulch]

yo i should add you so maybe in another match i could join

[quiet ingot]

sure

send me your code in dms

[inland gulch]

what my pnid?

[quiet ingot]

oh nvm yeah im dumb

forget what I said

[inland gulch]

were you thinking about friend codes?

[quiet ingot]

yeah

[inland gulch]

lol

[quiet ingot]

used to the old ways

sent you

[inland gulch]

god damit my friends app soft locked

[quiet ingot]

oh

[inland gulch]

hold up my wii u is rebooting

[quiet ingot]

ok

[thick rampart]

timer froze?

welp

host left

F

[inland gulch]

dude WHAT THE FUCK

[quiet ingot]

let's just all join back

[quiet ingot]

my cemu is going insane

it's blowing up

[inland gulch]

my friends app always does this shit

[quiet ingot]

good luck with that

I checked and I should have sent you a correct request now

[rapid haven]

🥟

[quiet ingot]

I'm coming

hold on

[thick rampart]

yay

[quiet ingot]

crap

good luck to y'all

[inland gulch]

bro im fucking sick of this shit

i don't even know if there is a fix

[shy star]

bro calm down..

[inland gulch]

mf it's been like this the whole day

[shy star]

exactly

it might get fix tmmrw

(hopefully)

[inland gulch]

if it doesn't i'm going to fucking burn my wii u

i'm not fucking joking

i will light my wii u onfire

[shy star]

if u do no more miiverse, no more splatoon!

[thick rampart]

probably for the better

[shy star]

lol

[inland gulch]

honestly

this shit is overheating my brain

my brain is fucking turing into dust as i speak

[shy star]

it would mush not dust

[quiet ingot]

I'm coming

there I am

7/8

there seems to be a lobby split

one with 6 and one with 7

[inland gulch]

My best attempt

[uneven cradle]

Do not

[quiet ingot]

bro???

[inland gulch]

Holy fuck

Dude

[elfin moon]

Wtf

[thick rampart]

holy fuck

do not actually do it wtf

[inland gulch]

Why not

[thick rampart]

you're mentally insane

[inland gulch]

I am

[thick rampart]

god damn it

i got dced

[inland gulch]

I didn't actually burn my wii u

I'm not that stupid

[quiet ingot]

I lost connection sad

[uneven cradle]

Splatoon just died

[quiet ingot]

rip

[inland gulch]

The screen is just a lil melted

[sweet fiber]

back

Hm]

[inland gulch]

Also guys I think I have the Wii U 2

My wii u is upstairs yet it's working fully downstairs

No connection issues

Wtf

[sweet fiber]

insert the playstation streaming thingy here:

[inland gulch]

Honestly

[quiet ingot]

introducing the wii u 2 : just like the wii u but only the gamepad, and also the side controls are detachable because it's funny, and you can also put it in a dock thing to emulate a real wii u on a screen

[sweet fiber]

that was I was talking about lol

[inland gulch]

OHH That stupid shit

[quiet ingot]

it's like they took a ps5 controller and streched it

[inland gulch]

who is really buying that

[wise holly]

PlayStation Vita: exists
Sony: yeah that's cool, but what about a device that is actively worse to the point of being downright useless

[sweet fiber]

SO TRUE

[inland gulch]

it reminds me of the gamecube keyboard controller

[sweet fiber]

agreed

[elfin moon]

Me too

[quiet ingot]

oh yeah

[wise holly]

Might I add: the Vita has PS4 remote play

[inland gulch]

Holy fucking shit

my wii u learned it's lesson

now the friends app works after burning it a little

[quiet ingot]

your wii u is no longer your friend tho

[sweet fiber]

burning it?

[wise holly]

ngl part of me wants to port libDRC to my Vita
so I can use it as a wii u gamepad

[sweet fiber]

wait

[inland gulch]

oh yeah

[sweet fiber]

HOW DOES THAT WORK

[inland gulch]

look at my videos from earlier

[quiet ingot]

6/8 btw

[inland gulch]

k i added you ima try to get in

[sweet fiber]

could you tell me what is libdrc, please?

[quiet ingot]

nice

[inland gulch]

ah wtf

[sweet fiber]

and uhh

[inland gulch]

another error

fucking im hitting it with a bat

brb

[sweet fiber]

is it possible to use my actual drc with cemu?

[quiet ingot]

dude

[wise holly]

it's basically a Wii U gamepad "emulator"
you can use your PC as a wii u gamepad and stream it to other stuff

[wise holly]

needs linux tho

[sweet fiber]

hm

[sweet fiber]

me thinking of Steam Deck

[quiet ingot]

the wii u after getting tortured by Jadrian

[wise holly]

I'm not sure if steam deck would work b/c of the root filesystem being locked

[sweet fiber]

BRUH SO TRUE

💀

[wise holly]

worth a try tho :p

[sweet fiber]

hhhhhhhhhhh

[sweet fiber]

WTH DID YOU DO

[quiet ingot]

are you insane?

[inland gulch]

lil scrach

[uneven cradle]

DID YOU TAKE YOUR GAMEPAD APART?!

[inland gulch]

no i broke it

shit no worky

[zenith fractal]

WHAT

[uneven cradle]

Same thing

[zenith fractal]

no worky

[wise holly]

wii u now worthless, conglaturatio

[quiet ingot]

7/8

[inland gulch]

anyways how much are gamepads on ebay?

[thick rampart]

your wii u is worthless now

congrats

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/714955847112982629.webp?size=48

[zenith fractal]

wii u gamepads are usually the ones that make the wii u have huge prices

[sweet fiber]

congrats, the console you bought has no worth anymore

congratsssss

[thick rampart]

you will have to worry yourself about buying a wrong region gamepad now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/856698659931553802.webp?size=48

[quiet ingot]

you can now buy a switch and contemplate your mistakes in life

[inland gulch]

oh...

oops

[zenith fractal]

warned ya

[wise holly]

Nintendo being the only company being stupid enough to region lock a fuckin controller

[zenith fractal]

ifixit

[uneven cradle]

ifixit.com

[sweet fiber]

your mistake lol

[thick rampart]

remember! the gamepads are region locked!

[uneven cradle]

xD

[zenith fractal]

THEY DID WHAT

[inland gulch]

huh

[sweet fiber]

the problem that it's true

[inland gulch]

wdym the region locked a fucing controller

[wise holly]

yeah the wii u gamepad is region locked

[sweet fiber]

good luck lol

[thick rampart]

YES IT IS

[zenith fractal]

THATS SO STUPID

[inland gulch]

well shit

[sweet fiber]

they regionlocked the drc

[inland gulch]

Okay i have some really big news

[sweet fiber]

hm

[viral flame]

can't log in

[inland gulch]

I didn't actully break my gamepad 😂

[viral flame]

at least on owo

[sweet fiber]

Did the main wii u console-

[viral flame]

going to try on medic

[inland gulch]

i found that on google

[sweet fiber]

b r u h

[thick rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/996800652212707388.webp?size=48

[inland gulch]

The burning video was real tho

[zenith fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-pink-explode-gif-13956009

[quiet ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1068131295483408394.webp?size=48&name=kekwait&quality=lossless

[thick rampart]

i was about to ask that

[quiet ingot]

please

someone

[inland gulch]

shit

[thick rampart]

one of the most annoying specials in the series

[inland gulch]

memememe

[quiet ingot]

hurry!!

[inland gulch]

fuck

i cant join

[quiet ingot]

because 7 is a lucky number

[inland gulch]

doesn't show

[quiet ingot]

and also because the game likes to say fuck you

[zenith fractal]

ikr

[viral flame]

I can't log in

[brisk nexus]

Why are we stuck in 7/8?

[sweet fiber]

wth happened with your stats

[inland gulch]

let me see if searching helps

AH COME ON

[thick rampart]

huh

what

[inland gulch]

OH SHIT

nvm

[thick rampart]

full lobby?

[inland gulch]

wtf

[sweet fiber]

what

[inland gulch]

IM IN THE LOBBY

FINALLY

LETS GO LOL

[vital bane]

yall in public?

[inland gulch]

huh

really

really wii u

[thick rampart]

woo somebody dced

[sweet fiber]

.

yo

should I start up cemu

[thorn storm]

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[vital bane]

how are yall playing

[viral flame]

I will take their place

[vital bane]

wait how are playing-

[sweet fiber]

bruh everytime I have this error

[zenith fractal]

ill take your place when your wii u crashes again

[sweet fiber]

when I'm playing

[inland gulch]

Right as I think I'm about to play I get an error

[zenith fractal]

oh that reminds me

big run is over

[viral flame]

###

[sweet fiber]

Time for uhh

HELL

######## #### ## ######

[inland gulch]

whoever was “play splatoon 3” you can fuck off

[vital bane]

How are yall playing if the servers are down

[inland gulch]

I might go full nuclear on this shut

Bout to call up putin

Nuke the fuck out of this wii u

im gonna go do my hw ig

[inland gulch]

damn lmfao

tired of waiting for matches for 5 mins

[zenith fractal]

what was your egg score

[vital bane]

How are yall playing if the servers are down

[zenith fractal]

you need actual otp and seeprom files now to play pretendo

[vital bane]

im getting error codes

[viral flame]

Skill issue

[inland gulch]

Nintendo Network is down but Pretendo isn't if that's what your saying

[vital bane]

i meant pretendo im getting error codes

[zenith fractal]

damn

[inland gulch]

But pretendo servers are running on overheating potatoes so idfk

[vital bane]

how do i get those do i need a wii u to do that-

[zenith fractal]

yes

the rise of hackers caused them to have stricter security so now you need your wii u files to play with cemu

[inland gulch]

Yo I don't have cemu but does cemu require a wiiu to play pretendo?

[zenith fractal]

the fake files no longer work

[zenith fractal]

yes

[inland gulch]

Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of an emulator?

[zenith fractal]

cemu doesnt need anything for offline but online you need your otp and seeprom bin files and your account.dat file

[sweet fiber]

and certificates

[inland gulch]

If you need the orginal system to use it?

[viral flame]

I swear if my save doesn't loaf this time

[zenith fractal]

right

[viral flame]

What the fuck.

It didn't load

[zenith fractal]

just certian files from your wii u some people just dump their entire nand and use it for cemu like me

[zenith fractal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570686290799099920/1054663446211342406/togif.gif

[inland gulch]

Anyone playing?

I'm rotting trying to play this

[zenith fractal]

so true

[inland gulch]

Hope

[thick rampart]

how the fuck

did you super jump mid kraken

??????

[modest ibex]

demoted

[zenith fractal]

how are you still awake

[modest ibex]

who

[zenith fractal]

YOU

its like 1:27 for you

[modest ibex]

it’s actually 2

[zenith fractal]

what

[modest ibex]

and i’m still doing maths homework

[zenith fractal]

when did you switch time zones

[modest ibex]

2 am

[zenith fractal]

well damn

[zenith fractal]

ironically im doing history homework rn

[viral flame]

let's go! im alone :(

and my game froze

lul

[zenith fractal]

ill take that slot thank you very much

[viral flame]

I'm medic if you see me

[modest ibex]

i have done nothing but scratching my balls this school year so it’s fair that this month i do homework

god i love irelands transition year class

[viral flame]

Same (somehow I passed this year)

[modest ibex]

and i bought entrances for the reggaeton beach festival

😇😇

[modest ibex]

viva

me

finally big run is ocer

over

[uneven cradle]

Might be me

[modest ibex]

next rota i suppose

[sweet fiber]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[modest ibex]

i only have the silver one

from the first big run

[zenith fractal]

in 2 hours essentially

[modest ibex]

how can that be fun

[modest ibex]

wait this is NOT allowed here

[zenith fractal]

javii you need to carry me through big run next time :(

[modest ibex]

i’ll delete it

or i get canceller

ples i giv 0100000 robux

😭😭

[zenith fractal]

what about lifelong builders club

[modest ibex]

i played 3 matches

i don’t like salmon run

[zenith fractal]

I HATE IT IN 3

IT SUCKS

[modest ibex]

i like ranked

[viral flame]

Join my lobby 3/8

[modest ibex]

and 1v1s

[zenith fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-splatoon3-splatoon2-splatoon-salmon-run-gif-26711664

[viral flame]

Well the timer keeps going up so you have time

[zenith fractal]

2 had better a better designed sr

im proud profresh 400 on 2

[viral flame]

6/8

Join.

[zenith fractal]

damn

[inland gulch]

im in ur game

W

[zenith fractal]

be happy it isnt kelp dome

or worse

triggerfish

triggerfish makes bluefin look like heaven

[modest ibex]

ok gn

[viral flame]

I am on such a terrible setup

[zenith fractal]

swag

[viral flame]

Naw who left

[shy star]

i got a e-mail verifiction from pretendo

[viral flame]

Cringe.

I am in pain.

[uneven cradle]

6/8

[inland gulch]

My wii u is finally being good.

[viral flame]

Umm…don’t make me contact the mods.

[inland gulch]

Guys joinnnnnnnn pub 2 people left

[viral flame]

Oh, moderators!

[inland gulch]

45 sec

[sweet fiber]

and that's when he knew he effed up

[zenith fractal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/998378683003842582/1032831646258450432/15738728-974E-4430-AD00-67F853A64428.gif

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/moderators-oh-moderators-discord-discord-mod-mod-gif-26320505

[zenith fractal]

lol

[viral flame]

3/8

[glass rune]

hello

[burnt shoal]

slay

[viral flame]

Lobby timed out I’m done for tonight