food-pics

[lone sage]

Wow you clearly made that yourself. So wholesome ❤️

[solemn pulsar]

Bought it myself

[acoustic tiger]

We have an awesome one tenn minutes from the office. I buy MSG, Gochugaru, Rice Cakes, soya sauces and more there

[trail jetty]

THAT SOUNDS SOOO GOOD yeah i love the Asian stores they just have so many thing to try

[shy reef]

Left me

[lone sage]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[ocean rune]

@brittle field those cheap Sandwiches are Low Key disgusting and soggy. Just buy one of those

[brittle field]

Not the pretzel

[verbal seal]

It does look better than @brittle field meal deal

[south trail]

<@&408548765599793173>

[icy oracle]

Yummers

[burnt gazelle]

borgar and fry....

[icy oracle]

frfr

[ocean rune]

Eating in a Car? What are you, an American 😭

[icy oracle]

the area theyre located in is rough and i dont wanna stay there

[ocean rune]

Borgr in a Hood?

Crazy

[civic kelp]

Yummers

[verbal seal]

is the chicken seasoned well?

[civic kelp]

very

[verbal seal]

thats perfect

[shy reef]

Spicy shoarma with extra meat

[icy oracle]

Borgar from da hood 2.0

[final pecan]

Meat

[final pecan]

김치볶음밥

[verbal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/feral-man-man-getting-dragged-stantwt-crazy-man-monjjunirawr-man-crawling-gif-2848963767854674021

[verbal seal]

Is this some London specialty?

[icy oracle]

Did you get two angles of this?

[austere onyx]

yes i did

[icy oracle]

Yummers

[burnt gazelle]

Can't be a real item

[icy oracle]

Can be found in the us

[burnt gazelle]

no way....

[orchid shuttle]

Ironic that is a Canadian team

[acoustic tiger]

All of that, in my face, please

[acoustic tiger]

Are those several burgers in a funnel?

[austere onyx]

Yep.

[trail jetty]

ill happily cook something up if you come to aus

[icy oracle]

minor pilgrimage

[civic kelp]

surely they come for PAX

[trail jetty]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[austere onyx]

Cat for scale

[icy oracle]

Went to Costco for the first time in my life today

[south trail]

for when you need an entire pallet full of oreos

[icy oracle]

They had jewelry for 5k usd and taco spices in milk cartons 😭😭😭

[south trail]

is Costco like a bulk sale store

wtf going on over there

[icy oracle]

Kinda yea

Super cheap prices

[icy oracle]

My dad pasta bolognese, goated with the sauce ngl

[burnt gazelle]

You can't buy a regular sized amount it's always gonna be some mega fucking bullshit amount of food

However it is truly cheap as fuck

not everything is bulk but that's how most things generally are gonna be

They do have regular sized things to be fair but this is generally like milk and cheese, and then if some items are in a regular size, you are probably buying it as multiple of that same product

They also sell tech stuff like TVs (which are always on the front entrance as to make it seem tempting and also next to the optometric in every Costco), medicine and vitamins and whatnot, gardening stuff, a bakery, a section for clothing (I don't know if the gardening and bakery and clothing are at all costco places), and a food court which has the best hotdog for 1.50$ pretty much everywhere

[icy oracle]

Hotdogs here for 2 usd and 65 cl of drinks refills included

2 usd usually gets you 50 cl drinks

And you get a hotdog

And refills

Crazy

[ocean rune]

Moth gobbling on a glizzy spotted

[tough reef]

Bruh they got Costco in Sweden?

[icy oracle]

I was at the only one here 🔥

[tough reef]

It's just crazy to me that I recognize that place and you live on the other side of the planet lol

[icy oracle]

🔥

honestly i like it

i wanna go back

[burnt gazelle]

wow

[icy oracle]

Ate this yesterday

[tough reef]

Ribs???

[icy oracle]

Yeppers

[tough reef]

Hell yeah

Love me some hot bbq bibs

[orchid shuttle]

Yummy soop

[verbal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-dog-shit-gif-25374997

[orchid shuttle]

My flavor palette is on another plane of existence, you wouldn’t get it

[verbal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/balançando-cabeça-negação-não-gif-17196864744151477201

[orchid shuttle]

To make up for my milky popcorn soup: Spicy carbonara ramyun with chicken potstickers and krab sticks.

[icy oracle]

god i love krab sticks

[orchid shuttle]

My one solace from the fact I am allergic to shellfish

[icy oracle]

wait is krab sticks not actual crabs? i thought they were just like highly processed

[orchid shuttle]

That is why they have a k, because they are fake. They are made of fish instead.

[icy oracle]

fire

[civic kelp]

like a true scandinavian avoiding the letter C wherever you can 🥀

[civic kelp]

Peak

[orchid shuttle]

8 servings of Spaghetti Alfredo (microwaved)

[icy oracle]

@civic kelp rate

[civic kelp]

IS UR SAUCE JUST BUTTER AND WATER????? WHERES THE SEASONING??????

[orchid shuttle]

I had no garlic or heavy cream, so I used garlic powder and milk. I also had no pan, so I just microwaved the butter, garlic powder, milk, and grated cheese in a bowl

Does that change your opinion?

Definitely not getting on Frosty’s good side after this…

[icy oracle]

That sounds awful

[orchid shuttle]

What?!

It’s good

Enough

[icy oracle]

If it works it works ig

[orchid shuttle]

Stummie hurt when I lie down now…

[icy oracle]

I think I know why

[orchid shuttle]

No…

[faint steeple]

at least add pepper

[icy oracle]

Frfr

[orchid shuttle]

I don’t own pepper

[faint steeple]

omg

[icy oracle]

White ahh

[orchid shuttle]

I don’t get the point of pepper

[faint steeple]

seasoning

like salt

[icy oracle]

Does this guy even enjoy life?

[orchid shuttle]

But pepper tastes like nothing until you bite down on it, then it tastes bad.

[orchid shuttle]

Occasionally. Not at the moment.

[faint steeple]

do u like buy black pepper and bite it like grapes ksmdkm

[icy oracle]

Try pepper

[faint steeple]

insteadd of freshly putting it on food

[orchid shuttle]

When I bite into the peppercorns it nasty

[icy oracle]

Team i lowkey love the taste of whole pepper

Specially rose pepper or green pepper

[faint steeple]

equivalent of makinga ball of paprika instead of sprinkling just abit into food

[orchid shuttle]

There are other colors beside black and white?

[icy oracle]

This guy istg

[faint steeple]

thats way different, green pepper is not at all comparable to grounded black pepper kmsdkm

[icy oracle]

I love all of them

[orchid shuttle]

They look so cute!

[faint steeple]

eggs

[orchid shuttle]

These… do not please me

How do you even find these things?

[icy oracle]

Stores

[orchid shuttle]

Not CVS

[icy oracle]

Santa Maria got some

[orchid shuttle]

I have never heard of that store before

[icy oracle]

It’s a spice company

It’s like the Google of spice

Very big monopoly

Damn now I want stew 😔

[civic kelp]

If you want, I can explain what a loving family is to you?

[orchid shuttle]

But pepper not tasty

[civic kelp]

Literally objectively wrong

[orchid shuttle]

Does it actually taste good to you?

I have never had a good experience with ground black pepper

[civic kelp]

Yes I love pepper

You literally cant eat eggs without pepper change my mind

But like

that alfredo is a crime

[orchid shuttle]

I don’t like eggs or pepper, but regardless, I have never put pepper on my eggs.

[orchid shuttle]

Mayhaps not wrong…

[civic kelp]

do you eat dirt or something?

[orchid shuttle]

Would probably be more excited about dirt

I would say the spaghetti Alfredo was better than the popcorn and milk soup, but this hurts a lot more for some reason…

[icy oracle]

I think I know why

[orchid shuttle]

What is worse about my spaghetti than literal popcorn in milk with residue of curry and rice and then proceeding to chug 2 liters of the remaining milk that was past its best by date?!

[icy oracle]

Microwave

Butter

[orchid shuttle]

Actually?

Is there something wrong with melting butter in microwave?

[icy oracle]

Also was it like two day old spaghetti?

[faint steeple]

nobut why would u wheres ur kitchen

[icy oracle]

Frfr

[orchid shuttle]

No. Freshly cooked in a pot of boiling water.

[icy oracle]

Also I feel like microwaving milk would increase the amount of bacteria

[orchid shuttle]

How else do you melt butter without a pan?

[faint steeple]

wheres ur pan

[orchid shuttle]

I don’t own a pan

[icy oracle]

Steal one from frosty

[orchid shuttle]

Apparently

[orchid shuttle]

@civic kelp May I? 🥺

[civic kelp]

DAFUQ

[orchid shuttle]

I wasn’t my priority when I moved into my apartment…

Neither was any other seasoning besides garlic salt

[icy oracle]

Ain’t no way this isn’t ragebait

[orchid shuttle]

I genuinely don’t own any pans

just me and my trusty pot that was only able to fit the spaghetti after a couple of minutes of squishing it down.

[civic kelp]

this is ragebait

brother PLEASE get some more seasoning

[orchid shuttle]

The only reason I even had spaghetti was because it was leftover from the last resident that moved out.

[civic kelp]

i ALWAYS have at least salt, pepper, garlic powder/salt, onion powder/salt, paprika, cumin, chilli flakes, portuguese mixed seasoning, and more i cant think of

[orchid shuttle]

The spaghetti was a house-warming donation

[faint steeple]

ithink the pan is more important

[civic kelp]

id rather make food on a radiator than it have no seasoning

[civic kelp]

THAT IS WhATTTTTTT

kill this man

NOW

[orchid shuttle]

Are you upset about it being too small?

[civic kelp]

squishing down ur spaghetti is crazy

[faint steeple]

meatguetti and spagballs fr

[orchid shuttle]

At least I didn’t break it in half

[civic kelp]

also PLEASE get a pan

and get some cream next time

and season ur shit PLEASE

[faint steeple]

and pepper :d

white

[civic kelp]

have you seen my alfredo

[faint steeple]

i hope its a lil guy

[orchid shuttle]

A lil guy?

[orchid shuttle]

Yes, it does look nice

[faint steeple]

lil guy names alfredo

:3

[civic kelp]

i will make you some just so you dont have to eat yours

its cheap asf anyway

[orchid shuttle]

Frosty cooking stream

[icy oracle]

Oh I’ve seen your Alfredo ;)

[civic kelp]

if i move into an apartment by myself i will do that

[civic kelp]

Ur getting a fist up ur ass buddy

[orchid shuttle]

Don’t threaten him with a good time

[icy oracle]

Training for dodo I’m down

Make my prostate into a morraca or whatever they’re called

[faint steeple]

i bought boneeless wnigs today they were fire

[ocean rune]

try out chikenless bones next time, they do be bussin

[faint steeple]

do b making stockk

[orchid shuttle]

Boneless skinless children thighs

[icy oracle]

No I want the skin

[tough reef]

Gay?

[tough reef]

Gay?

🤔

[icy oracle]

and?

[tough reef]

Lol

I always new you guys flew over to each other’s countries to go on dinner dates and play GTFO

I wanna invite 😞

Gravy missing the biscuits

[civic kelp]

Australian sushi I already ate half sorry

[icy oracle]

Will never forgive you

[orchid shuttle]

What is in it?

[civic kelp]

lettuce, panko prawn and mayo

[orchid shuttle]

That would annihilate me

[orchid shuttle]

Din din is 4 slices of salami (I already ate one)

[civic kelp]

peasant ahh food

[orchid shuttle]

I am a happy peasant. Might even treat myself to some water afterwards

[verbal seal]

Something that actually looks good

[orchid shuttle]

Thank you, someone finally understands my cooking expertise

[verbal seal]

Better than your chicken and pasta with vomit sauce

[civic kelp]

Dont you fucking dare

[verbal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/hamstermert-gif-4959950239614197565

[orchid shuttle]

I still have my failed spaghetti Alfredo out. I don’t know what to do with it.

It is far too late to save it, but I feel bad for throwing out my miserable little creation.

[verbal seal]

Feed it to the chickens

They are gonna enjoy it

[civic kelp]

Guh

[orchid shuttle]

Did you do something different? Looks more liquidy

[civic kelp]

just more sauce i think

i just eyeball the cream

[orchid shuttle]

Mmm, I see

[civic kelp]

also the other one had more pasta i think

[ocean rune]

more laxatives

[orchid shuttle]

Also, do you just have a map of the world under your setup?

[civic kelp]

yeah my mouse pad is that lol

[knotty aurora]

I have made a tremendous amount of instant Noodles. I think this might be 3 servings

[civic kelp]

did you throw the flavour packets out

[knotty aurora]

they're in there, it just made it slightly brown noodles

it's kind of spicy with a masala taste

[faint steeple]

seeing lone noodles seems so
a
at least put a whole carrot in there or sumn

[knotty aurora]

This is the brand if you wanted to try it out

[icy oracle]

I could only imagine Sams reaction to this 😭

[orchid shuttle]

Ramen that has been expired for over a year

[burnt gazelle]

Expired you say

[orchid shuttle]

Yes

[fathom quest]

Its authentic dw

[verbal seal]

Do you have a death wish?

[ocean rune]

Its Not purple and Has No green stench lines, so it must be edible

[orchid shuttle]

Had to eat it in two sittings because I could bring myself to finish in one, the quality was so bad 😭

[civic kelp]

Dawg....

it is NOT that hard to cook

[orchid shuttle]

Being the cheap Maruchan noodles, literally none of the seasoning clung to the noodles the first time and it was so bland…

[burnt gazelle]

I guess it might have worked a bit if you didn't add a lot of water so you could basically get almost no water as the end result and the seasoning could have at least done better that way perhaps

[verbal seal]

One thing you should always do when it comes to seasoning is to put it when its getting hot to boiling level and if youre having issues with the ramen not being separated enough just put some water

[orchid shuttle]

Yeah, that was after putting two tablespoons cayenne powder and a dash of garlic salt when the water was starting to boil.

[orchid shuttle]

Tried testing the threshold of how many slices of salami I can eat before it reaches that turning point where it tastes off, but I was so infatuated with the idea of finishing the rest of my salami that I totally forgot when I had surpassed it. I am a terrible scientist 😔

[orchid shuttle]

Carbonara ramyun with honey chicken

[acoustic tiger]

Nice!

[hard meadow]

damn wish i could eat that right about now

[orchid shuttle]

Is the rice way too burnt? Yes
Is the meat way too oily? Yes
Was there multiple instances of cross-contamination? Yes
Was it an overall unideal performance? Yes
But you know what, it is the thought that counts.

[civic kelp]

oil with a side of meat

[orchid shuttle]

Will admit the porcelain throne was not a happy camper after this one 😔

[tough reef]

Dusty posting real food??????

[orchid shuttle]

Concha in orange cream coke

[orchid shuttle]

Tried microwaving mozzarella sticks (despite the packaging saying not to), and tell me how it somehow broke the Law of Conservation Mass, because literally all of the cheese just vanished.

[burnt gazelle]

For your loss

https://tenor.com/view/mozzarella-sticks-spinning-mozzarella-sticks-gif-24129498

[orchid shuttle]

Thank you, that looks scrumptious

[orchid shuttle]

My Latina roommate definitely death glared at me for this, but who cares.

[civic kelp]

PLEASE LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO COOK

[orchid shuttle]

But how do you even improve this peak performance?

[civic kelp]

the brazing bull

[orchid shuttle]

Well that is what I did to this ground beef with how tough it is

It makes my day making food that I know will tick Frosty off. One of my favorite hobbies.

[winged wren]

Jesus Christ

Well

Just needs a bit of salsa and it's fine

[orchid shuttle]

All I got is grapes, I fear

[burnt gazelle]

Might as well eat the grapes like I did today

Whole big bowl of grapes and I ate all of it

[verbal seal]

Hey atleast its not bad as some cartoon characters cooking a soup and its somehow purple and has squid limbs

[orchid shuttle]

Bold of you to assume I can afford squid, hehe

[verbal seal]

I HOPE you dont do that

[orchid shuttle]

Chicken nuggies and waffle fries

[civic kelp]

that shit still frozen

[orchid shuttle]

It better not be, it was in the oven at 375 for 25 minutes…

[icy oracle]

Forsaken why do you have like the worst food pics 😭

That is NOT chicken nuggets

[orchid shuttle]

I find it really enjoyable to see how I have actually been eating luxuriously compared to my past semesters in university, and yet I still get dawged on.

[orchid shuttle]

What is it if not chicken nuggets?

[icy oracle]

Like vegan falafel

[icy oracle]

This is NOT luxurious

What was ur diet before?

[orchid shuttle]

Is that what your falafels look like?

[icy oracle]

Ramen 24/7?

[orchid shuttle]

A spoonful of shredded cheese for the whole day.

[icy oracle]

Its not what my chicken nuggets look like that’s for sure

[orchid shuttle]

And sleep. That was my diet

[icy oracle]

Wtf 😭

That permanently left a mark in your diet btw

Like

[civic kelp]

PLEASE BROO

[icy oracle]

Ur not gonna have good looking food for a while

[civic kelp]

chilli con carne takes like 1 hour max to make and you can make like 2 weeks worth

[icy oracle]

This but I don’t like beans so :p

[civic kelp]

dont have to use beans ngl

just leave them out

but also beans are great

[icy oracle]

No they’re not

[civic kelp]

just get small ones like black beans

[icy oracle]

Usually have the texture of flour

[civic kelp]

Shut up

let me make you my alfredo

[icy oracle]

First time I’ve gotten an answer that wasn’t ”they weren’t properly prepared” to me sayin that

[civic kelp]

also

[icy oracle]

Idk how much id like cheese sauce but chicken is :3333333333

[civic kelp]

there are SO many types of beans

you cant not like all of them

[civic kelp]

it aint cheese sauce what

[icy oracle]

Apparently i can

[civic kelp]

its cream based

[icy oracle]

Huh

[civic kelp]

alfredo is cream based

[icy oracle]

Always thought it was cheese based

Anyways

[orchid shuttle]

The monstrosity I made was more akin to cheese sauce

[icy oracle]

I’m down

:3

[civic kelp]

???????

how tf is a sauce cheese based

[icy oracle]

I’ve never had like Alfredo

[icy oracle]

Idk a sauce with a lot of cheese in it

[orchid shuttle]

Isn’t there a lot of cheese in it though, even if it is cream-based?

[civic kelp]

I will make it for you

where do you live

[icy oracle]

Ill come down when ur visiting ur girl surely

[civic kelp]

I dont put as much as recipes usually say

i think its WAYYYY too much

[civic kelp]

Just you wait

[icy oracle]

Continues to wait

[civic kelp]

Ill be waiting for a dm

lil bro

[icy oracle]

For my address?

[civic kelp]

[icy oracle]

I live in Sweden its gonna be a good like 7 hour drive

[orchid shuttle]

Bro is going to ship it too you in a leaky cardboard box

[icy oracle]

5 hour if ferry

[icy oracle]

😭

[civic kelp]

[orchid shuttle]

Prepare yourselves for the pork chops tonight

[icy oracle]

Oh no

There’s gonna be a shrooom growing out of it

[orchid shuttle]

This is the first time I am making them without doing sous vide, so it might be garbage.

[civic kelp]

surprised you even know what sous vide is with your track record

[icy oracle]

Frfr

[orchid shuttle]

Oh, I can cook just fine at home, it is just that being at uni enables my scoungering caveman mode when it comes to to food for some reason.

I also don’t really have the right equipment to really cook things the way they are truly intended.

[civic kelp]

get a pan please

[orchid shuttle]

I borrow one of my roommate’s pan now.

[icy oracle]

😭

[civic kelp]

and you still make those atrocities

[orchid shuttle]

They aren’t that bad…

[icy oracle]

@mystic frigate solos

[orchid shuttle]

Not my best work…

Hiding the rice because Frosty might genuinely want to end it all if he saw it.

[civic kelp]

already am because WHAT IS THAT

[orchid shuttle]

At this point, my only accomplishment can be that they weren’t raw…

At had seasoning, but it didn’t cling very well to the meat and sort of became liquidy globs.

And you remember that meat and ramen amalgamation? I added the rice to it.

Very orange dinner

[torpid solstice]

some beef and it aint look so bad

[orchid shuttle]

That is with ground beef

It was mostly at the bottom

[torpid solstice]

aa

i see

[orchid shuttle]

Pork potstickers

[orchid shuttle]

Average Forsaken food-pics post

[icy oracle]

The raw beef touching the buns is giving me an aneurism

[verbal seal]

Its not that bad

[icy oracle]

It is

[verbal seal]

Are you forgetting the fact that this is in europe?

[icy oracle]

1. It’s French 2. Packaging reflects the quality control (or lack there of) 3. Who wouldn’t wrap the buns in like plastic or the beefy in plastic, they did it to the cheese they can do it to the buns (yes i know sliced cheese comes like that)

[verbal seal]

Gang

Even only dried meat in europe is way more healthy than a vegetable in an american store

[icy oracle]

Yea but I still don’t trust a random butcherer to be cautious when handling it

[verbal seal]

Idk pretty much a random one would give atleast decent quality

But the reason why ppl still try to find a good butcherer is for very good quality of meat at a better price

[icy oracle]

Decent isn’t smth I’d chance food poisoning on

[orchid shuttle]

France would be the country to clarify Racial Type on their meat.

[orchid shuttle]

I was gnawing on an Orange Dreamsicle and now I feel a wood splinter on the back of my tongue for some reason…

[orchid shuttle]

I feel it every time I swallow

[burnt gazelle]

You should totally make sure you're okay!!!

[icy oracle]

Me when @mystic frigate

[orchid shuttle]

Eating another one to reverse the effects of the first one

[burnt gazelle]

Wild

Each one will double it...

[orchid shuttle]

Well we are about to see which one of our hypotheses are correct

[orchid shuttle]

It didn’t work…

[ocean rune]

You should try Out raw pork on Buns. Tastes so good

Yum

[orchid shuttle]

I do not live in the right place for that to not destroy me

[burnt gazelle]

I wouldn't trust raw meat anywhere tbh

[verbal seal]

Looks tasty

[faint steeple]

so easy to put a pan high heat lil butter oil and cook it

[verbal seal]

Nah

Theres no need to overcomplicate it

You can eat it right away

[icy oracle]

This is what I mean chat

[orchid shuttle]

The fact this is not the first time you have advocated for raw meat this week concerns me…

[orchid shuttle]

Dinner of champions

I love the little crumbly plastic bits that swirl around in my mouth after drinking directly out of the carton.

[burnt gazelle]

The little crumbly plastic bits?

also dinner

[icy oracle]

Somehow not the worst he’s made

[burnt gazelle]

starved

just buy some indian curry and naan and eat only that at this point

[faint steeple]

im the first to say milk alone its oneof the best beverages but im getting stomach sick just watching that

[orchid shuttle]

True. Might invest in that when I go grocery shopping this weekend.

[orchid shuttle]

Best part is that I didn’t have to make it

[orchid shuttle]

Oh yeah, I was on the porcelain throne when I posted that image, you are not wrong.

[icy oracle]

Plastic infused milk…

[orchid shuttle]

I got the microplastics pumping through my veins, got to balance it out with macroplastics.

I was going to have apple slices for dinner, but they had all rotten.

I at least have that much self preservation.

[icy oracle]

Surprised you didn’t eat them

[orchid shuttle]

I have a certain threshold of how much mold I will allow in my food, and it surpassed it.

[faint steeple]

ok FDA permitted-insect-parts-on-food list

[burnt gazelle]

Forsaken will die from unknown diseases from food

[orchid shuttle]

In one of my old dorms, I didn’t own a bowl, so I reused a plastic tomato soup can for my ramen each time. I would let the leftover broth sit in my room to see how many different flavors of mold could arise. My cutoff was 4 different flavors before I decided to throw it out instead of just washing it out and reusing it.

[orchid shuttle]

It was like a mini science experiment in my own room.

(I wish this was bait, I was actually terrible about mold and stuff)

It got to the point I had to air out the room because I would get nauseousx

[orchid shuttle]

I need a live Frosty reaction to this.

[burnt gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-hd-my-honest-reaction-cat-hd-gif-14845627036062707181

I can't comprehend ever eating anything that would potentially have mold

[orchid shuttle]

Extra calories

[civic kelp]

Nah i cant even make up words to describe what i think of this

[orchid shuttle]

Now do you realize how luxurious I dine now?

(Ignore the plastic bit and the rotten apples when taking consideration)

[verbal seal]

And im fine

See there is no problem with stuff like that if its seasoned enough

[ocean rune]

Raw Meat requires either a certified butcher, or a Lead stomach

If you cheap Out on it you will get parasites and its GG

[orchid shuttle]

Light dinner tonight

[ocean rune]

dont tell you you are going to rawdogg it

[orchid shuttle]

I did

[orchid shuttle]

Used the leftover pork chop for ramyun.

[burnt gazelle]

Guh I want it

I remember going to a pretty good ramen place, and they had a bbq pork ramen bowl

don't think I've had anything better than that in terms of ramen soup

[orchid shuttle]

Dumped the rest of my shredded cheese in the remaining sauce

[ocean rune]

is it with the expired pork?

[orchid shuttle]

Yeah

[ocean rune]

Yummers

[civic kelp]

Okay that actually isn’t too bad

[civic kelp]

Never FUCKING MIND

[orchid shuttle]

The instant whiplash of Forsaken culinary experience

[burnt gazelle]

What the fuck

[orchid shuttle]

Cocktopus

[icy oracle]

What I want scouts to do to me

[orchid shuttle]

Real

[orchid shuttle]

Dodo and the scouts have the compete for you

[icy oracle]

Not compete

Cooperate

[orchid shuttle]

At the same time? That’ll be a challenge

[icy oracle]

Scouts hold me down

[orchid shuttle]

One of them shushes your mouth with a tentacle.

[icy oracle]

Dont give me any ideas ;3

[ocean rune]

at first sight i though itwere jalepenos instead of blueberries

[orchid shuttle]

Oh, I low-key just accepted it was jalapeños, I didn’t realize they were blueberries until you said it.

[ocean rune]

I KNEW I AM NOT CRAZY

[orchid shuttle]

Me fr

[icy oracle]

You prove god is not real

[orchid shuttle]

Thank you (^ω^)

[faint steeple]

u should start with real easy and simple recipes
like quesadillas

and continue up from there

and if ned be be ready to go buy something if ur recipe needs it

thats how i learnt, real ez stuffs

[civic kelp]

of course you would say that

[orchid shuttle]

I would say I am beyond screwing up quesadillas, but now I am scared I will curse myself and find a way to mess it up…

[orchid shuttle]

“Welcome to the family, Ethan” lookin meal

[faint steeple]

:]

[orchid shuttle]

True Ending

[orchid shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMT8-P6Sa-Y/?igsh=ZTdpYWlhaWF4dHEy
Should do a cooking stream with Frosty desperately trying to guide me while he tries not to end it all.

chefdanegade

Teaching a noob to cut #funny #cooking #food #funnyreel

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[icy oracle]

Yes

[orchid shuttle]

What should I cook that Frosty would know?

[icy oracle]

Alfredo

[orchid shuttle]

I feel like that was mostly just a “getting the actual ingredients and equipment” fault than actual cooking technique, lol

[icy oracle]

Fine

[orchid shuttle]

He hated my whole pork chops, we can try that again.

[orchid shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DO__p24jM7s/?igsh=MXBnOWkzcWM3cGwyeQ==

pandinestravel

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[burnt gazelle]

man what the fuck

this is just a troll

and its truly disgusting

[orchid shuttle]

You may hate to see it, but this is peak meal prep

[final pecan]

Do fried rice so he can play as budget uncle roger lmao

[orchid shuttle]

Ah yes, I will fry rice in a pot with zero seasoning, that will really get Frosty.

[final pecan]

This is the way

[orchid shuttle]

Think I had too much milk and too much heat…

The milk boiled out of the pot and onto the stove, but I was in a match of COD…

[burnt gazelle]

COD or food which will it be

cod of course!

[faint steeple]

for realsies, when u cook, never leave anything unatended
a steak on a pan can splatter, a pot can overflow and burn onthe stove, and so on

if u cook, full atention to it
the kitchen is dangerous, and u gotta be on top of things

[burnt gazelle]

idk if it catches fire it isn't my fault

[icy oracle]

@mystic frigate is on top of my thing

[civic kelp]

I think its the stewed maggots you are making

[orchid shuttle]

It’s pasta!

[orchid shuttle]

How we feeling, Culinary King?

[civic kelp]

Breathing from a hole in my lung, I had no-one but faces in front of me.
Racing through the void in my head, to find traces of a good luck academy

[faint steeple]

potato soup plus morir soñando [milk, evaporated milk and a touch of orange juice :0]

the white food

[orchid shuttle]

Man, I never had that sort of combination with evaporated milk, but morir soñando sounds amazing.

[ocean rune]

Potato soup in the glasses, while evaporated Milk Mixed with the orange Juice in the bowl

Obviously

[orchid shuttle]

Work in progress

[burnt gazelle]

Wowie what's this

Whether or not im better off not knowing mmm

[orchid shuttle]

Cheesy tuna pasta, but I didn’t have tuna, so I used tilapia.

[orchid shuttle]

Guess who found out they don’t like the texture of tilapia

[orchid shuttle]

I’ve got like 8 fillets of tilapia left, I don’t know how I am going to use them again…

https://www.instagram.com/p/DP1m4zSjgDH/?igsh=MWFma3VyYWRmMm9lbQ==

Instagram

[faint steeple]

maybe a pan fry suits u better or escabeche

[orchid shuttle]

I will probably try pan fry next week

[orchid shuttle]

Had Round 2 for dinner, with hot dogs added.

The tilapia texture strangely tasted better after microwaving, even though I feel like it shouldn’tz

[burnt gazelle]

food has peaked

[orchid shuttle]

Beef Stroganoff

[final pecan]

Tilapia too soft for soups. I recommend oven fry them (olive oil them, a lil soy sauce , lemon pepper, red pepper flakes, and thyme) Good with rice

[orchid shuttle]

Prepare yourselves for the celebratory meal for Frosty I am cooking up.

[orchid shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP_xDwgjMfN/?igsh=MTY3MndrdHk0ZXBoMQ==

official_papa_gut

The mold isn’t even the worst part

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[south trail]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DP_xDwgjMfN/?igsh=MTY3MndrdHk0ZXBoMQ==

rancid

[orchid shuttle]

RERA: Rice and Expired Ramen Amalgamation.

[ocean rune]

whats the white stuff?

[burnt gazelle]

Rice

[ocean rune]

i mean the fluid

[burnt gazelle]

oh well I can't say for sure!!!

[orchid shuttle]

Water

The seasoning mix made everything green for a while, I much prefer it white than green

[ocean rune]

green noodles with rice is vile

[orchid shuttle]

Yeah, it was sickeningly green, this is a blessing instead.

[orchid shuttle]

Round 2 looks markedly less appetizing.

Eh, on second thought, both photos look pretty bad.

[ocean rune]

the expired obelisk

[orchid shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DN1ljWYWkb3/?igsh=Y3A5YWN6eWR3emQ0
If only I had the money, you peeps would see delicacies never before conceived 😔

jwill2funny

Speechless 🤢

#jwill2funny #food #foodie #foodporn #foodblogger #reaction #viral #viralvideos #viralreels #explorepage #explore #texas #share #like #reels #reelsinstagram #reelfunnyvideo #foodstagram #foodgasm #instagram #fyp #foryoupage #funny #comedy #voiceover #reel #trendingreels #trending #cooking

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[verbal seal]

Only if you knew how to make them

[orchid shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMqJdP6RCO8/?igsh=bHQwNTR5OHhsdTg4

savannah_kendalll

Clean and season my chicken with me #reels #reelsinstagram #chicken #food #yummy

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itsmejuliette

GOOD SOUP 🤭🥣

#trending #viral

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[civic kelp]

That looks like that illegal maggot cheese

[bold narwhal]

Food pics here are either 5 star meals or literal slop, no in between

[tough reef]

Dude this shit was so good 🤤

Some kind of special chef made sausage, in a spicy tomato bisque, brie, basil, and pickled shallots.

[orchid shuttle]

You can just name drop me, I will understand, lol

[ocean rune]

still, thanks for slopping by

[ocean rune]

#food-pics message

[orchid shuttle]

Please… can I really make nothing good in the eyes of you culinary deities?

[faint steeple]

explain what it be

[devout olive]

Overcooked / recooked pasta in an ungodly amount of suspicious sauce ?

[icy oracle]

Moldy chicken nuggets with thousand year old sauce

@mystic frigate

[mystic frigate]

that looks vile 😭

[devout olive]

Still looks better than the picture above it...

[icy oracle]

😭

Honestly wasnt that bad

[orchid shuttle]

Bro is out to get me, for real.

His hatred for my cooking might even rival Frosty, lol

[burnt gazelle]

lel

idk the sauce moth got looks like actual shit vs forsaken's that could pass for something I'd assume was cheese that was too thin

tho fries and chicken nuggets still always good at least ig

[icy oracle]

its bernaise mixed with the sand to the right in the pic

[burnt gazelle]

mmm yes

sand

Why?

[icy oracle]

tastes better

[ocean rune]

rich in minerals for a balanced diet

[burnt gazelle]

Hmhm

[final pecan]

Panaaaaaang

[orchid shuttle]

My friend wanted me to eat something for dinner and had me load an egregious amount of spread on a stale end piece of bread 😭

[burnt gazelle]

I mean it kinda looks interesting but it looks like a fat amount of something truly

tho tbf I have still yet no idea what it is and it just looks like a heart attack

[orchid shuttle]

It is diabetes on a slice bread, yeah

Chocolate and peanut butter spread

[verbal seal]

[faint steeple]

worth tbh

[orchid shuttle]

Sneak peek at the atrocities I got cooking up.

Got to let them fertilize overnight in the fridge

[naive wharf]

Guys i tried it

[icy oracle]

How was it?

[naive wharf]

Very salty

[orchid shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP0S8pOjC1_/?igsh=MWYwbDl1bXl0cWtwaw==

emara.king

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[orchid shuttle]

Not the prettiest, but I am just glad half of them turned out somewhat decent.

Layer of flan over chocolate cake.

[bold narwhal]

best thing to come from you so far

[devout olive]

It still looks appalling, but at least maybe edible

[icy oracle]

im hearing smack from people who havent consistently posted here 🤔

[devout olive]

I should have posted my spinach / onion / garlic / cheese omelette from today, it looked great... Maybe next time

[icy oracle]

uh huh (ill believe it when i see it)

[bold narwhal]

i cook steak and chicken

[icy oracle]

team who wants to see moldy chicken nuggets again?

with thousand year old sauce

and radioactive water

[bold narwhal]

is it the greenish brown sauce?

[icy oracle]

im thinking about getting mcdonalds again

[verbal seal]

with the nam-v sauce

[bold narwhal]

dude wtf is the sauce

[civic kelp]

Waiter! One order of nuggets with diarrhoea!

[icy oracle]

Bearnaise technically

[orchid shuttle]

It looks atrocious but it low-key tasted good.

[verbal seal]

The NAM-V sauce

[untold laurel]

liquid infectious fog

[icy oracle]

🔥 team idk what yall talking about that stuffs fire

[civic kelp]

get some sweet and sour lil bro

[icy oracle]

Nuh uh i already got my sweet (@mystic frigate)

[verbal seal]

Curry also goes well

[ocean rune]

Yummy Fisch Burger from local bakery

[burnt gazelle]

Feeds one American for dinner

[orchid shuttle]

Rice of doom and despair

[ocean rune]

you are joking right?

[icy oracle]

Wtf

@devout olive ban this guy

[orchid shuttle]

I got sick yesterday, so I want my rice moister, and I put a lot more milk in, and it came out like that.

I mixed in though and it doesn’t look as monstrous.

[icy oracle]

I wonder why you got sick

[ocean rune]

yeah, congrats, now you feeling sick will last at least 2 additional days

[orchid shuttle]

I also had a flan mixture that I had sitting out for two days and the flies somehow managed to get in, so I just boiled it. I don’t really like egg, but it is alright.

[ocean rune]

it looks like maggots in mac n cheese

yum

[orchid shuttle]

Wouldn’t be surprised if there are fly eggs in it. Extra protein.

It seems like a waste to do nothing with it though…

[ocean rune]

you can make pancakes with sour milk

dont just toss it in there for a "mystery brew"

[icy oracle]

Dude wtf am I reading

[civic kelp]

MILK IN RICE?????AWLK:KGJAOWGHJUJAWOGH)UIWAHN

[orchid shuttle]

What is wrong with that?

It makes it creamier and sweeter.

[ocean rune]

milk rice pudding is based, but NOT the way you did it

[orchid bridge]

I think im going to fall over on the spot if I Touch that

[orchid shuttle]

Was not expecting this food pic drop to bring in such a lively audience, lol

[orchid shuttle]

Eating spicy ramen with a sore throat, pro gamer strats.

[bold narwhal]

No photo?

[bold narwhal]

The mysterious soup part 2

[orchid shuttle]

Mango paleta to make up for the spice

[small elm]

Steak dinner 👍

[orchid shuttle]

Rice

[bold narwhal]

Worms

[orchid shuttle]

I low-key kind of ran out of food besides rice, soup, and ramen before I got sick, so I have to wait until I feel better to get more food.

Strangely enough it looks better in the photo than in real life.

[icy oracle]

This looks like a 5/10… best you’ve had

[orchid bridge]

still looks like worms though 😭

[icy oracle]

Yep

[burnt gazelle]

idk they always kinda look like worms or maggots if you make it similar to how it looks here lel

[icy oracle]

@orchid shuttle take notes

[final pecan]

Chefs kiss

[orchid shuttle]

That looks good

[civic kelp]

That isn’t rice

[bold narwhal]

Dont knock it until you tried it

[orchid shuttle]

Everything I cook is just maggots to you 😔

[bold narwhal]

Not only him, to me too

[orchid shuttle]

Can’t catch a break

I’ll never make anything good

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cry-cat-kitty-tears-gif-24106422

[bold narwhal]

Not with that attitude

[verbal seal]

Its all fine untill Uncle Roger sees all of this

[ocean rune]

Try cooking Rice by itself, Ass some carrots, challots, maybe an egg

Do the Sauce at the side

If you Cook it together without knowing anything it will Always Turn into slop

[orchid shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DO1iXJvjwKk/?igsh=MWthd2U4ZXlhdzFqMw==

zander.http

Someone kill me after seeing this 😔💔 #discord

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[knotty aurora]

That video reminds me of this

[orchid shuttle]

I should do that tonight

[icy oracle]

Can’t make noodles much more appetizing so ig you did what you could here

[orchid shuttle]

Made rice with leftover broth

Oh I kind of burned the bottom

[icy oracle]

Extra flavor

Mmmm doesn’t look too bad ig, better than ur previous rice, 6/10

[ocean rune]

yummy

[orchid bridge]

it looks a bit less like maggots...

[verbal seal]

That looks greesy

[final pecan]

Dakgomtang

[orchid shuttle]

Fish

[icy oracle]

6/10 tastes better than looks I’m guessing

[orchid shuttle]

It does. The photo does not look flattering, but the pan sear and seasoning was nice.

[verbal seal]

Thats some weird fish

[orchid shuttle]

Tilapia

[ocean rune]

Add a Side of Something. Noodles, veggies, something

Eating Just fish is sad

[icy oracle]

@mystic frigate wanna eat my frozen banana?

[orchid shuttle]

All allergies. Every single one of them. Nuts, eggs, shellfish, silver less than 18k, ibuprofen, all of them.

[burnt gazelle]

Suspicious looking chocolate covered banana

[ocean rune]

can i have one of allergies please?

[icy oracle]

Either all or none

[icy oracle]

@orchid shuttle replicate plz

:p

If I’m gonna be honest though you have improved

[orchid shuttle]

Going to take a year to get to that stage…

[icy oracle]

Nah a month prolly :p

[burnt gazelle]

It just looks like cut vegetables and meat that shouldn't be too complicated to cook

I'm sure you can do it soon enough

[icy oracle]

That’s what I’m saying

[orchid shuttle]

That is still asking a lot from me…

[icy oracle]

Noooo!!!!

Forsaken we need to hop into a stream where ur streaming cooking and I guide you

[orchid shuttle]

That would be funny lol.

Frosty off to the side

Losing his mind a little

I did a cooking stream for that chocoflan, I cracked my phone case holding my phone in my mouth to use both hands while still showing.

Luckily, because I have cabinets over my counters, I can just prop it up there.

[icy oracle]

That sausage is interesting, rice game fell a bit 4/10

[orchid shuttle]

I mixed in the leftover rice from the last time

[icy oracle]

Interesting

[sour hawk]

girldinner

[icy oracle]

rem why is there vodka

and... a joint?

[sour hawk]

to drink

[sour hawk]

to smoke

[icy oracle]

REM !!!!!!!

[orchid shuttle]

I think the sandwich redeemed it from being a full on girl dinner.

[sour hawk]

pb&j 🔥

[icy oracle]

rem we are NOT consuming drugs and alcohol in this household !!!!!!

[sour hawk]

why not

[icy oracle]

hurt brain !!!!!!!

[sour hawk]

ok and

being alive hurt brain more

[icy oracle]

only dodo i and like prolly ur other partner is allowed to hurt ur brain !!!!!!!!

[sour hawk]

"other partner " is wild im not dating anyone zlawg 😭

and her name is luna

[icy oracle]

you would be one of those people

guh !!!!!

[sour hawk]

hopeless lesbian 😔

[icy oracle]

guh !!!!!!!

@left badge host

[icy oracle]

@tidal goblet @left badge this is her dinner

[sour hawk]

be on in a bit

eating and stuff

[icy oracle]

more like being snoop dogg

[sour hawk]

just about to go smoke lmao

finishing my drink first

[tidal goblet]

how much longer

?

[sour hawk]

sorry i take a while to finish 😔

[tidal goblet]

had to partake as well

made some boy dinner

[bold narwhal]

Depression meal

[tidal goblet]

ok vro damn my bad

[sour hawk]

sniff the goat!!

[tidal goblet]

its hard being so goated sometimes

[orchid shuttle]

What is the bread?

[icy oracle]

Had to partake as well, bought some sub dinner

[bold narwhal]

See sniff, this is a proper meal

[orchid shuttle]

Sheesh…

I am hungry now

[tidal goblet]

chicken bake from costco

[tidal goblet]

i hate you

(jk all love)

[orchid shuttle]

Mmm

[icy oracle]

im practicing taking a lot of meat

you should be glad

[orchid shuttle]

Thank goodness I am getting groceries tomorrow, I am genuinely so sick of eating nothing but noodles and rice.

[bold narwhal]

Not grey, an improvement

[tidal goblet]

dude I need to get groceries so badly

im surviving on basically trash

[bold narwhal]

Yeah i saw what you posted

[burnt gazelle]

questionable

all people of costco leave with 3 year's worth of costco on their cart

[tidal goblet]

I haven't gone in a fat minute so unfortunately im giga hit lvl r5c3 rn

[civic kelp]

Groceries aren’t saving you bro

[orchid shuttle]

It will save me from only eating ramen and rice garbage. I will be able to experience other garbage with new groceries.

[ocean rune]

"No its Not burned, grow Up"

[ocean rune]

Vape for breakfast is Peak Gen Z

[icy oracle]

Frfr

[orchid shuttle]

Cheesy oven baked tilapia with crispy buttered rice

Dare I say I outdid myself

[bold narwhal]

with only a spoon?

[civic kelp]

7/10 prison food

[orchid shuttle]

LET’S GOOO!

[orchid shuttle]

It is so soft, the spoon is more than enough

[icy oracle]

Good job lowkey agree with frother

[orchid shuttle]

Yippee!

[icy oracle]

See ur doing good

[bold narwhal]

hope it stays that way

[orchid shuttle]

It won’t

Because the people that were going to take me grocery shopping this week got so drunk and tired from Halloween partying, I got another week without groceries 😔

[bold narwhal]

ice soup chalenge

not gonna eat for a week

[orchid shuttle]

Yeah

[civic kelp]

why not just go yourself

[orchid shuttle]

The grocery store I go to is 3 miles (4.8 km) one way, and I don’t want to drag myself there and back with groceries on top of it.

[civic kelp]

You don’t got any public transport?

[orchid shuttle]

This is America, lol

One hour bus ride one way.

The way back involves two buses and still 30 minutes of walking

Could order food to be delivered, but that feels so much more expensive

I love living in a food desert 🤤

[civic kelp]

Surely if you can order food you can order groceries

[orchid shuttle]

I’d prefer to pay in cash instead of card though. Already running my credit more than I should.

[verbal seal]

Thats a lot of butter

[orchid shuttle]

Recipe called for a 1/4 cup of butter for the fish, I used the chess on the rice.

[burnt gazelle]

You're telling me this chess fried rice?

[verbal seal]

Chess pieces for rice is kinda wild

It would be even wild if it was the whole chessboard

[civic kelp]

what

just use money you actually have?

[orchid bridge]

Doesn’t look like maggots 🔥

[orchid shuttle]

All valor I gained from that last post was instantly destroyed today.

Not even going to name what I was trying to make because I pretty sure it would qualify as a hate crime 😭

[orchid bridge]

Your food was already criminal

[orchid shuttle]

I really screwed the pooch with this one 😔

Besides that spaghetti Alfredo, I could at least say everything I made what I was trying to make. This is not it

[orchid shuttle]

I can’t even finish it bro, it is so bad

[icy oracle]

Do I even have to rate this one?

[knotty aurora]

No, you can use their own words against them

[icy oracle]

No I’m not gonna look at that again

[knotty aurora]

@icy oracle this is all you need

[icy oracle]

Big true

[orchid shuttle]

Slendo would probably actually kill me in the night knowing it was supposed to be a quesadilla with rice.

[orchid shuttle]

Choccy milk

Cocoa powder is a lot more hydrophobic than I anticipated

[orchid shuttle]

I did end up finishing it for dinner, begrudgingly

[orchid shuttle]

So it turns out my body is rejecting the choccy milk

[errant torrent]

c e m e n t

[burnt gazelle]

I don't think it's chocolate milk

[verbal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-100-yard-stare-kurt-angle-stare-gif-2618405429234636640

[icy oracle]

that aint no choccy milk

[verbal seal]

Is that some fine NAM-V sauce?

[icy oracle]

Yes

[verbal seal]

Then its 10/10 dish

[orchid shuttle]

Cheesy grits + Cheesy pasta = Cheesy grits pasta

[knotty aurora]

I think you have a talent to make things unappetizing

[bold narwhal]

The maggots return

[austere onyx]

It's the lighting. It's like he lives in a basement or something.

[orchid shuttle]

Thank you

[orchid shuttle]

Indeed

[orchid shuttle]

Third and highest floor of my apartment complex.

[icy oracle]

… no

[austere onyx]

underground apartment complex, nice

[orchid bridge]

Im anticipating for forsaken to cut off a part of moldy bread and eat the rest

[icy oracle]

Forsaken the typa person to eat raw ground beef

[orchid bridge]

Yummy dirt

[orchid shuttle]

I have done worse things with mold, my current state has improved from the past.

[orchid shuttle]

I wouldn’t eat raw ground beef willingly, I would try to cook it but chunks would still end up raw, and I would begrudgingly eat it regardless.

[icy oracle]

😭😭😭😭😭

[orchid bridge]

BRO WHAT

[orchid shuttle]

Start reading from here

[mystic frigate]

impressive cooking capability + willingness to expose yourself to pathogens

and impressive that you havent made yourself more sick 😭

respect

[orchid shuttle]

You genuinely found me at my worst thus far with that choccy milk concoction, with me leaving the call twice because of it.

[mystic frigate]

TWICE?

when was the second 😭

[orchid shuttle]

I had sufficient time to politely excuse myself the second time as to not alarm you peeps, lol

[mystic frigate]

😭

thats awful zlawg

[orchid shuttle]

I found the live reaction on stream to my cooking really funny, haha!

[mystic frigate]

we'll coach you dw

[orchid shuttle]

🙏

[next zealot]

[icy oracle]

Salami

[knotty aurora]

Did you actually make this?

[orchid shuttle]

Unfortunately I am not in possession of any hot dogs.

Used my remaining tilapia and grits. So ready to never have to eat both of these for a while after.

[icy oracle]

4/10

[orchid shuttle]

The only seasoning on the fish is leftover ramen broth from lunch that I let it marinate in for a few hours and oregano

Does that change your rating?

[mystic frigate]

2.5

[orchid shuttle]

What should my protein for the next two weeks be? Trying to finally get groceries after three weeks this weekend.

[mystic frigate]

i’m trying to figure out what would be the least likely to kill you if you undercook it

[sour hawk]

chicken is hard to mess up

[mystic frigate]

i think she might surprise you

[sour hawk]

yea i got flashbacks to the chocolate milk after saying that i take it back

[icy oracle]

3/10

[errant torrent]

I am flabbergasted

[orchid shuttle]

I know you have seen worse from me, lol

[errant torrent]

I sadly do have

[orchid shuttle]

Wait, I just saw your status 😭

[errant torrent]

HAHAHA

[orchid shuttle]

Getting personally dragged, hahaha!

[errant torrent]

you cook some quotes that are hilarious I wanna save all of them

[orchid shuttle]

Only thing I can cook up well

[errant torrent]

I'm starting to looking forward to your food pics I don't think that's a healthy thing😭

[orchid shuttle]

Trust, I feel the same way

[burnt gazelle]

It's truly fun to see it

And make me appreciate even the worst I've eaten in a while are like luxury compared to this

[orchid shuttle]

Post your food then~

[ocean rune]

Just get some Protein Shakes at this Point. Will prolly taste the Same 🥀

[orchid shuttle]

That looks lovely

[orchid shuttle]

I should try this

[mystic frigate]

i can only imagine the result

[orchid shuttle]

I bought both bread and lasagna yesterday, the prophecy has been foretold.

[mystic frigate]

oh lord

good luck 😭

[burnt gazelle]

it doesnt sound all bad, hmhm

[civic kelp]

please make your own lasagna

[orchid shuttle]

I don’t have any lasagna sheets, whatever happened to the tortillas I tried to make would happen to my lasagna.

[burnt gazelle]

It really couldn't be that hard

just a layer of sauce, lasagna sheet, ricotta, and repeat til you do the top layer with a sheet

[orchid shuttle]

I don’t have lasagna sheets or ricotta