food-pics

[south trail]

sawdust, metal dust and swarf 🍴
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707400941506396281/1125168682121830502/ssstwitter.com_1688104429695.mp4

[acoustic tiger]

Slow fermented pizza dough. So good

[fading basalt]

Sourdough? Its never ending, you take some, you add some.. Pizza for Life!

[acoustic tiger]

Nah, regular yeast. Don’t have a sourdough at the moment

[south trail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1076154389674340402/1126516611390656522/IMG_0755.jpg

[velvet sphinx]

[errant sequoia]

Honest, id try em

[obtuse panther]

Ofc you would try them

[faint steeple]

they cant b that bad

[wispy acorn]

I'm not trying that

[obtuse panther]

Same here

You guys can eat as much as you want

[errant sequoia]

Tf is that supposed to mean?

[obtuse panther]

Don't worry about it

[errant sequoia]

Nah now you gotta explain

[burnt gazelle]

I would try it

But knowing it's lay's, I don't think I would

Potato chips in chocolate doesn't really sound appealing

Except to a fat american

[wispy acorn]

b e a n s

[errant sequoia]

R I B S

S P A R E R I B S

[cedar saffron]

Um
It kinda looks pathetic lol

[austere onyx]

wheres the meat at?

[cedar saffron]

Sadly don't have any

I am slowly turning into vegetarian lol

But
Actually, even without meat, it is good

But I really want some chicken in it

[wispy acorn]

even if no meat, still looks good :3

[sonic raft]

Looks delicious to me.

[solemn pulsar]

you look delicious to me

[south trail]

longplate

[odd root]

That's what we call an "Above Average" banana. Don't forget it's length * width / yaw

[upper sorrel]

Failed R5E1 yesterday so id say shrimp 🦐 issue

[modern hazel]

You mean to tell me a shrimp fried this shrimp?

[upper sorrel]

Yes

[austere onyx]

He is the shrimp

[modern hazel]

I used to eat those when i was overseas

best dried mushrooms in a cup noodle

probably because it's the only brand i've seen with dried mushrooms

[covert wren]

I made black bean tacos last night.

Black beans, chicken broth, various herbs and spices, picked red onion, pickled radish, pickled jalapenos, salsa verde, habenero hot sauce, and cotija cheese.

Some of that stuff was home made.

And home grown.

I only had 8-inch tortillas, so they were like extra large tacos.

I grew maybe 1/3 of that?

And made at least 2/3 of it.

[wispy acorn]

they look delicious!!

[solemn pulsar]

Yummie 🤤

[wispy acorn]

woaaahhh

[wild kernel]

wow!

[covert wren]

Thanks guys. I make this stuff myself, and I actually grow a lot of it myself, and I am glad other people appreciate it too.

I am not a chef, or a farmer, and deffinitely not a professional food photographer who can make food look really nice in pictures.

Just a dude with a garden who likes to cook.

[covert wren]

@delicate viper Where is my biltong?

[delicate viper]

Eish eish eish

Haven't made any and ive moved away from my dad😭😭😭

After all this time you've remembered

[austere onyx]

Nom Nom Nom scouts are delicious

[wispy acorn]

this gives me an uncomfortable amount of anxiety

[austere onyx]

let me ease your pain with:

[wispy acorn]

I appreciate this

[odd root]

Lemon ice cream, blueberry/white chocolate cookies, blueberry sauce filling.

Peanut butter cream cookies, whipped cream.

Dog seemed to enjoy lemon...

[austere onyx]

https://preview.redd.it/hlrnxy778vbb1.png?width=538&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e94654834c25084bcef74c8b3919e3ba19a82fe

[south trail]

why is there a hole in the corn

[errant sequoia]

Cornholio

[clear wigeon]

This looks oddly AI generated

[south trail]

cause it is

[south trail]

if youre ever in berlin

i can only recommend "Vapiano"

[south trail]

i need this

[clever pewter]

Yummy

[covert wren]

A lot of rain today. During a break in the rain, I went out and harvested some collard greens.

They aren't just shiny from rain, but this variety has a shiny waxy layer that protects it from pests.

Generally this time of year bugs would be eating my brassica really bad. But these have very little insect damage.

Anyway, so I used these to make some caldo verde.

After browning sliced sausage in oil, I removed them and sauteed the onions and garlic in the rendered fat for a while. Then topped it off with 2 quarts of chicken stock.

And added 2 lbs of peeled and sliced potato. Brought that to a boil, and then simmered it for 20 mins until the potatoes were falling a part.

While that simmered I sliced up the greens into thin ribbons.

After the potatoes were falling apart, I blended them up with an immersion blender, to make a really creamy soup.

Then I simmered the greens in the soup for 15 mins.

Traditionally it's served with a slice of sausage and a drizzle of olive oil.

I was indulgent and added two slices of sausage.

[covert wren]

It's weird, isn't it? Like some pictures here are from seeds people saved each year, sown, fed by rain from the sky and compost someone made by hand, harvested, cut up and cooked that day, and posted here. Some are pictures of stuff people made from fresh food they purchased. Some are pictures of food other people made that the photographer purchased. Some are pictures of food that was frozen and re-heated or something. And some pictures are not food at all. They are just pixels generated by AI and kind of look appetizing, and kind of look fake, and nobody could ever even eat. Shit is weird.

[clear wigeon]

Borderline uncanny fr

[covert wren]

Right?

[covert wren]

Even saying uncanny is generous. Uncanny suggests it is weird but somebody could still eat it. But when it's AI generated, no one could ever eat it, because it's only pixels on a screen. It looks like food, but it literally isn't food.

By definition, it's not food.

[covert wren]

By definition, you shouldn't post stuff you know is AI generated here.

[solemn pulsar]

i am only here for your food pics

[covert wren]

My bad, friend, I should post more then.

Originally, the channel said only post food you made.

Other people posted pics that they found online, and I thought that was OK if you credited your source.

They... disagreed.

AI generated images aren't even food. So, uh, I don't know.

The people in the channel should get to decide I guess.

I'm not mad if people want to see AI generated pixels that look like food. I just think people should label the pictures they post. That's all.

Sorry, I'm a big nerd. Peace out.

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[wispy acorn]

@covert wren dude i really love your cooking, everything u make looks so delicious, keep doing what ur doing! I'm always excited to see more!

[covert wren]

Thanks, friend.

[wispy acorn]

absolutely, and I appreciate ur passion in it

just makes the food better

[solemn pulsar]

[south trail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/702326069344337940/1130391409476784219/1688924805196731.png

[covert wren]

Pasta al Forno.

Recipe here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj5KzUwORmg

[wispy acorn]

p i e

[burnt gazelle]

yes

I want

[dapper coral]

Great breakfast

[wispy acorn]

yum

[austere onyx]

@thorn comet he's eating your pet

[austere onyx]

eat my butt

[unique wraith]

@boreal eagle @mild matrix @brave berry

[acoustic tiger]

Nice!

[acoustic tiger]

Yumyum

Last weekend of vacation. Made Pasta al Limone and focaccia.

[covert wren]

Nice.

[wispy acorn]

aayye

looks delicoius

[acoustic tiger]

First time doing the pasta, so good

[wispy acorn]

i do be lookin that way, email me a plate B)

[steady flume]

doubly a #pet-pics :o

[wispy acorn]

kum

[burnt gazelle]

Pineapple upside down cake but it's ugly :))

[wispy acorn]

yum

[covert wren]

Ugly doesn't matter, taste matters, ;D

Tonight I made a double batch of Fragolino, and bottled up this years batch of strawberry wine. The strawberry wine will need to age in the bottles at least 6 months to really shine.

I only made eleven 750 ml bottles of strawberry wine this year, becuase last year a lot of my strawberry plants died off during a drought.

Small strawberry yield this year.

Last year I made 25-ish bottles of strawberry wine, and there were plenty more strawberries for fragolino, jam, fresh eating, etc.

Fragolino recipe:

https://youtu.be/e9VYbZgvtnU

[covert wren]

Do you like apples?

I picked some apples this morning.

These are from my William's pride tree. A little over 13 lbs. About 6 kg.

They are about 8 oz each. About .25 kg.

[wispy acorn]

and now we FEAST

[acoustic tiger]

Lovely! I think that sort of apples are common in Sweden as well

[wispy acorn]

big shlongis

[austere onyx]

that's my sausage

[wispy acorn]

thats a pretty big sausage

[austere onyx]

Thank you, I'm proud of it

[thorn comet]

wow big Sausage 👍

[craggy garden]

its so good tho

[covert wren]

It is good, but not good for you.

So I try to keep it to a minimum.

I am making a Swabian potato salad today. I bought beef broth just for this dish.

Beef is tasty.

[acoustic tiger]

That looks goooood. HAnging bacon, greasing up some bread?

[craggy garden]

If you’re already,
1: fat and have high cholesterol
2:old

Other than than eating bread and butter all that stuff with toast, or anything with butter is just as bad.

[faint steeple]

did u went to like old messages to debate someone who didnt ate read meat kmsdkm

but yeah is, nommy

[austere onyx]

I'll show you some red meat

[burnt gazelle]

Red meat does affect everyone but that amount is either a really small amount to something considerably more, but I don't think it's an outright bad thing to have really

Sure, if you completely cut out red meat from your life, certain risks will no longer have to be a worry if you are concerned about that, and for overall health, could actually be helpful

[errant sequoia]

You could say the same about peanuts

[burnt gazelle]

yeah it just has an effect that overall, you don't really need to worry about it

When you get older, sure, you may want to think about what you do eat, but I'm pretty sure that's when you start to hit 60

[craggy garden]

Ye

[wispy acorn]

I like meat

[burnt gazelle]

Same

I'm more of a chicken kinda guy

So I guess I'm fine there

[wispy acorn]

I like umm

beef

[cedar saffron]

Cheese

And home-made sweet and sour sauce, because this cheese is kind of not even tastes so much

[cedar saffron]

I've never ate red meat

[craggy garden]

Personally I would recommend.

[hoary trellis]

This looks so yummy 😋

[wispy acorn]

yum

[odd root]

I want those plates

[austere onyx]

I'll eat the food, then he'll eat the plates

[knotty aurora]

and then I'll eat the restaurant bill

[errant sequoia]

And ill eat the waiter

[wispy acorn]

I'll eat the chef

[south trail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680417807456010240/1137870017019510865/pizzacat.jpg

[austere onyx]

What toppings would you like on your pizza?
Him: Cat

[mild matrix]

Tomato and mozzarella galette

[mild matrix]

Ratatouille pasta

[austere onyx]

Are you a waiter

[mild matrix]

No I’m a cook

[austere onyx]

what restaurant are you cooking at

[mild matrix]

I can’t say

Sorry

[austere onyx]

🥲

[austere onyx]

Is it because @wispy acorn wants to eat you?

[mild matrix]

Shhhhhhh-

[austere onyx]

I can protect you. I have a ⚾ 🦇

[wispy acorn]

ball bat

nothin will save u from being eaten

nom nom

[mild matrix]

Baseball fruit bat

What

[mild matrix]

holy shit

that looks so good

[wispy acorn]

nom

[mild matrix]

Beignets

[wispy acorn]

I'm not okay with this.

[mild matrix]

Kill

[wispy acorn]

why

[austere onyx]

see the bowl? that's why

[wispy acorn]

I see the bowl

but

I don't see why

[south trail]

the fanciest suit in my closet

[mild matrix]

Tostadas

[faint steeple]

tostada de limon

[wispy acorn]

thats a lime tho

[mild matrix]

He’s speaking vanish

Banish

Lavish

[faint steeple]

spanish

[mild matrix]

Extremely Southern people language

[mild matrix]

Yeah that

[faint steeple]

comeme la tostada

[wispy acorn]

yeah I'm aware

im

I may be dumb but im not that dumb

[faint steeple]

ur smort

[civic delta]

smurt

[mild matrix]

Dusty why you got grandpa hands

[wispy acorn]

old

[south trail]

breaking in the new grill

verdict: less fuel

[gleaming latch]

thats burnt if im not mistaken

[south trail]

it works too well

[south trail]

no picture of final product

too hungry

[errant sequoia]

Egg an potatoes

[wispy acorn]

yummy

I steal

[odd root]

Salmon, Asparagus, & Risotto

Fried Shrimp, Asparagus, & Potato Mochi

Baked Ziti. All those pic way above made me want some.

[covert wren]

Harvested like 500 g of hazelnuts today.

[wispy acorn]

is this

what i think it is

[austere onyx]

looks like chicken

[wispy acorn]

u look like chicken

and that looks delicious

[velvet sphinx]

The chicken looking mighty fine this time around. Oh wait that isn't gtfo

[wheat swan]

@cedar copper

food

[covert wren]

My green chiles are coming in.

[wispy acorn]

those looks ripe as hell

[covert wren]

Picked them today. They are firm and green.

If you leave them on the plant long enough they turn red.

That's technically when they are "ripe," but typically people eat them green.

[wispy acorn]

ah I see, yeah still looks good either way lol, u gonna use them with something?

[covert wren]

I plan on making peppers and eggs for breakfast.

[acoustic tiger]

Yum!

[wispy acorn]

looks fantastic

[austere onyx]

Bread 🍞

[knotty aurora]

🍫🍞

[echo pond]

🤔

[austere onyx]

[craggy garden]

ew

[odd root]

A cup of milk, partly off the edge, next to a mechanical keyboard, with a cat in frame...

What happens next?

[regal quiver]

A good time

[cedar saffron]

I must express my utmost vexation and incredulity at the utterly lamentable and preposterous situation that has befallen my culinary endeavors. The audacity, nay, the sheer impudence of discovering an uninvited strand of hair amidst the pristine grains of rice has left me utterly aghast! One cannot fathom the depth of my consternation, as I am compelled to wrestle with the unfathomable and reprehensible negligence that allowed such a flagrant transgression to occur within my sustenance. It is as if the very essence of decency has been forsaken, and my gustatory sensibilities have been grievously affronted! This is an affront to the sanctity of the dining experience, a travesty that has shaken my composure to its very core. One's culinary pursuits should be met with the utmost diligence and respect, and to have it marred by a solitary, invasive strand of hair is a travesty that demands redress!

[wispy acorn]

im not reading all that

rice 👍

[austere onyx]

A picture is worth 1000 words

[south trail]

küff

[mild matrix]

Ratatouille

[errant sequoia]

yum

[south trail]

new grill round 2

verdict: waiting longer after coals are red hot helps

3 second rule

[errant sequoia]

pork or chicken?

[south trail]

pork

[errant sequoia]

any maranade or rub?

[south trail]

marinated over night in
mustard
onions
beer
salt and pepper mix

[errant sequoia]

what type of beer

[south trail]

dark one

[errant sequoia]

if you say bud light ima feed you to mother

[south trail]

dont remember which one, brother did that when i wasnt home

we dont have bud light in germany

[errant sequoia]

thank god

[south trail]

or i have never seen it

[errant sequoia]

oh german beer

okay good

[south trail]

like i said

dont know which beer

[errant sequoia]

thats okay, if its a german beer it'll be good

[south trail]

but if i had to guess on previous times we did this

some sort of stout

[errant sequoia]

good good

what type of mustard?

plant, sauce,

if sauce what consistency

[south trail]

wdym by "plant"

[errant sequoia]

mustard is a plant

[south trail]

yes?

oh

[errant sequoia]

you can cook with it

[south trail]

sauce

from a bottle

[errant sequoia]

bottle not a jar

[south trail]

same thing different package

[errant sequoia]

smooth, its not american yellow which is good.

sounds like a good pork cookout

[south trail]

also had the onions from the marinade as a side

cooked those in a pot

[errant sequoia]

good good

[south trail]

goes great on breadrolls with the porkchops and sauce

[errant sequoia]

damn right

caramelize em in the pork fat too, throw those on top

thats a good sandwich

[inner imp]

Oh mah gawd

This is so good

[errant sequoia]

what am i lookin at mako

what is this

[inner imp]

Salmon

[errant sequoia]

ahhhh

i like the loaf

[inner imp]

It does look weird in the pic lmao

[errant sequoia]

it uh

looks like something

not salmon

[inner imp]

Brown sugar on it too

[errant sequoia]

but fishy

[inner imp]

It does

[errant sequoia]

good to know you're eatin her out tho

[inner imp]

[jolly finch]

I dont care what people say. I'd eat it. Looks amazing

[errant sequoia]

id eat it too dont get me wrong

but uh

id worry cannie would be jealous

[jolly finch]

haha

[inner imp]

Bunger so good

I love meat in my mouth

So much food for such a silly little guy

@errant sequoia I'm not an alcoholic this is ONLY my second one

[errant sequoia]

woah

[errant sequoia]

WOAH

[errant sequoia]

with how many shots as chasers

[inner imp]

Only 4 so far

[errant sequoia]

mhm

[inner imp]

I kid. I only had the one glass

[errant sequoia]

you are a kid with the legal ability to buy alcohol

[inner imp]

Trueing

[wispy acorn]

a

[covert wren]

Caprese salad. Fresh tomato and basil from the garden.

[covert wren]

Insalata Pantesca

It's a potato salad from from the Sicilian island of Pantelleria.

The tomatoes and oregano are from my garden. Pretty much everything else is store bought.

I add a bit too many tomatoes, heh.

[austere onyx]

This is. A cake. 🍰

[civic delta]

what happened????

[wispy acorn]

oddly phallic

[austere onyx]

Too much nut butter

[civic delta]

not enough nutter butter

[tulip oar]

When I cake bread! Exactly how I feel when I am stuck on a rundown.

[dusty glacier]

Denny’s from Sunday

[rich fulcrum]

definitely not the prettiest but i made cheese stuffed tteokbokki last night

[devout olive]

That looks... interesting

[rich fulcrum]

gonna catch me putting gochujang in my mac n cheese from now on istg that shit is fire

WDYM INTERESTING 😭😭😭

[austere onyx]

interesting is euphemism for poor people food

[fading basalt]

Oof

[acoustic tiger]

Oh, I Haven’t been to the states in 4 years…

[dusty glacier]

American diners have a vibe, coffee, pancakes, and a lot of food fried in too much grease

[austere onyx]

I'll show you grease

[dusty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/groundskeeper-willie-grease-me-up-woman-okey-dokey-shirt-rip-willy-gif-20390174

[wispy acorn]

this is not ok

[austere onyx]

Nothing about this world is ok

[burnt gazelle]

The second I saw sugary shit, I thought this man had gone fucking insane til I rewatched it and realize they were just donuts

[next steeple]

Yeah, that's far from the worst offender

deep fried butter is potentially in the top 5

[craggy garden]

I’m disgusted

[south trail]

atherosclerosis on a stick

[rich fulcrum]

this is genuinely THE worst message i’ve ever seen on this server

[devout olive]

What a monstrosity. 🤢

[odd root]

He was so concerned with if he could, he didn't stop to think if he should.

[acoustic tiger]

We are eating good this week

[upper sorrel]

shroom

[austere onyx]

magic shrooms

[south trail]

hol up let me cook

[devout olive]

I am quite a bit jealous

[clear wigeon]

Bro is really cookin

[south trail]

we got leftovers, come over

theyre slowly disappearing though so you better hurry up

[terse bridge]

If i give u my address will you cook for me

[wispy acorn]

just have him email it to u

[thick prairie]

Rice paper is my mortal enemy I swear to God how do people manage to keep calm.

(my attemp at spring rolls)

[faint steeple]

such a nice sandwich

[errant sequoia]

Nice tomahawk

[craggy garden]

I just had

Best breakfast ever

Crepes with roasted tomato’s, bacon, sausage, beef bacon, fried eggs And a glass of apple juice.

I ate it all to fast forgot to take pictures

[wispy acorn]

relatable and delicious

[dusty glacier]

Chili and fries from my favorite deli in San Diego

[burnt gazelle]

Garlic bread : )

[scenic jackal]

Fresh harvest from the garden

[wispy acorn]

w h a

[errant sequoia]

Its a butt

[wispy acorn]

a real gassy one

[south trail]

ah shit fartin in my roommates kitchen haaha

[dusty glacier]

Mission successful

Recruiters got me a steak

[real musk]

Made Aussie burgers - just without beetroot and pineapple

[south trail]

hammmmburgers and eeeeeeeegg and cheeeeesee babeeyyyyyy
oohh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah baby

[south trail]

fried rice cube

[scenic jackal]

Made some Traveler’s Stew from the DnD cookbook, tastes amazing and I highly recommend

[devout olive]

looks like a classic french "Pot au feu" from here

[austere onyx]

.

[knotty aurora]

That's bread and eggs, I don't know what the other 2 are

[austere onyx]

Bread? I don't see bread, I see beans egg meat and jello

Brought to you by:

[knotty aurora]

I was thinking the bottom left is bread

[austere onyx]

I see meat

[knotty aurora]

I think egg and bread always go together

[austere onyx]

Agree to disagree. Egg and meat

[knotty aurora]

I thought the bottom right was a cube of bacon

[austere onyx]

lol wut

[knotty aurora]

jelly seems more transparent

[austere onyx]

Still... bacon?

[knotty aurora]

here's a cube of bread, I just thought it kind of looks similar

[austere onyx]

Could just be spam

[grim cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cookies-cookies-cat-cats-cat-want-cookies-gif-17584324

[austere onyx]

https://youtu.be/cofNVuXgjsA?si=rup0ZwgF942PeUCq

[wispy acorn]

yes

[covert wren]

I picked a few watermelon from my garden the other day.

The one in the back is 9.6 kg. The other two are 5.3 kg and 6.6 kg.

[upper sorrel]

Scrumptious

[wispy acorn]

no

[austere onyx]

yes

[thick prairie]

OMG IT DOES

[covert wren]

Picked another melon today. 26 lbs. Biggest one this year.

11.8 kg.

[austere onyx]

Delicious ramen

[knotty aurora]

I actually hate it

[dusty glacier]

Work steak dinner

[covert wren]

Honey-mustard chicken and apples with collard greens and smoked sausage.

Bone-in skin-on chicken thighs with apples and onions covered in a honey, mustard, chicken broth, and apple cider vinegar sauce. With a side of collard greens, onion, garlic, and smoked sausage braised in chicken broth, brown sugar, and apple cider vinegar.
I grew the apples, collards, and garlic. I made the apple cider vinegar.

[acoustic tiger]

This bad boy was not disgusting

[austere onyx]

Meat

[wispy acorn]

me

[austere onyx]

you

[wheat swan]

Idk how to open this box, please help if someone know

a

a

[faint steeple]

this is the wrong channel

[wheat swan]

i know

but please help

tell me something

[wispy acorn]

there is nothing @wheat swan

item lost to infinite void

[austere onyx]

Inside it's just glowsticks

[wheat swan]

no

its key for secundary

ping told me that

[austere onyx]

If you don't know how to open it then you're not ready for secondary

[wheat swan]

bro

nou

I passed 95% of game

[austere onyx]

Have some chunks

[wispy acorn]

mmmm chunk of burger

[modern hazel]

minecraft

[agile carbon]

AMBAUTUCOOOK

[wispy acorn]

what

[dusty glacier]

Does anyone here use canned ham? Not spam but like actual ham

[wispy acorn]

no

I don't really use canned anything

except

for canned cans

[dusty glacier]

Canned veg or beans are usually good

Tomatoes or tomato sauce too canned

[gleaming latch]

i would prefer the fresh one, with 3 expection which is can beans, spam and can tomatoes

[dusty glacier]

Bbq pork and lumpia

[knotty aurora]

Actually looks good

[burnt gazelle]

Potat

I'm too new at cooking to really make anything from scratch in a nice enough time to not be a hassle with other food

[knotty aurora]

I feel like this is something I would eat when I'm lazy to make anything

[wispy acorn]

put cheese over that and its basically a loaded potato

jusy

just

unloaded

[burnt gazelle]

Yeah you just cut potato into quarter or whatever, and add oil, garlic, salt/pepper and put it in the oven for an hour

[craggy garden]

Cover in some Parmesan cheese

[cedar copper]

@wheat swan lubeničaru

[wheat swan]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHDHDHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@cedar copper

[burnt gazelle]

Cube

[clear wigeon]

Egg

[south trail]

egg³

[velvet granite]

how did you get that picture of me?

[austere onyx]

like this

[knotty aurora]

[dusty glacier]

Japanese white cream stew

[atomic zephyr]

little boids chirped a rumor that sweden has a national cinnamon bun day today. 10cc lucky bastards. 🙂

[velvet granite]

Some homemade noodles with a couple fillets of mackerel. pretty good for my first time cooking

[rare knot]

https://tenor.com/view/valorant-reyna-gif-24736433

[wispy acorn]

mmmm

[devout olive]

Please send one, this way.

[wispy acorn]

i already ate it sorry

[knotty aurora]

just send it after?

nvm you probably don't want that

[craggy garden]

👻

[austere onyx]

💩

[thick prairie]

First attempt at searing scallop with leeks (even the slowest gas throughput on my furnace seems to be a bit too much smh)

[wispy acorn]

I want one

[errant sequoia]

Spent three hours on this shit

Cthulhu cake

[clear wigeon]

Nice

[south trail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/495074230082207744/1164342086452125746/RDT_20231018_181932245855205600398269.jpg?ex=6542dd11&is=65306811&hm=821caf438ed416b748ae0c3eefeb9edc3f8796aed63558d705a31c90d33e9ad2&

[austere onyx]

Is that what poor people eat?

[burnt gazelle]

tf do you mean

I'm pretty sure those oreos cost far more for less than if you actually got some super cheap stuff

they really driving these prices up to not let me have this delicacy at all

[clear wigeon]

Pizza that I made

[faint steeple]

yummy ! ||pizzatowerreference||

[devout olive]

At first glance, it could have used more toppings. But it does look good

[clear wigeon]

Don't worry there is plenty of pepperony and chorizo under the cheese x3

[delicate gust]

Homemade okonomiyaki

[somber hill]

AMBATUBUSSIN

[signal orchid]

Yummers

[vivid spade]

yum

[knotty aurora]

I love the heart in the background like she's saying "enjoy your meal"

[stray yarrow]

she called me awful names but i will enjoy the burg

[austere onyx]

guess what this is

[faint steeple]

a yelloe pepper that gave up

[austere onyx]

nope

[strange dust]

dat is a lemon

[austere onyx]

ding ding ding that's correct!

[wispy acorn]

yk if u rearrange the letters in lemon

u get

melon

[knotty aurora]

strange looking sandwich

[velvet sphinx]

I think I'm bouta steal.

stomach growls

[south trail]

its that time of the year again

[azure fox]

The Thuringer Festival time!!!

[umbral roost]

what in the school pizza

[stray plaza]

I member this lmfao

[acoustic magnet]

Ceramic plates in the carrier ✅

[velvet granite]

ah yes

I love eating ceramic plates

[acoustic magnet]

You don't eat them

[velvet granite]

well then why is it in food pics?

[acoustic magnet]

Are plates not related to food in your religion?

Here in America we serve food on plates the same way you'd fill a cup with water

And since they aren't bulletproof (they are actually dinner plates) it becomes a fun little joke

[umbral roost]

Religion?

[acoustic magnet]

Man you guys need to lighten up. The lack of humor in here is sad

[umbral roost]

im literally just asking? its not that deep

[austere onyx]

What's the joke?

[devout olive]

Explaining a joke most often kills it. But I believe ceramic can be used as inserts into ballistic vests, with the intent to shatter the bullets on impact.

Although using full food plates is probably not practical

[austere onyx]

That's cool but that ain't funny

[devout olive]

Yes. I would suggest to move on to more accurately "food-related" topics

[austere onyx]

with pets

porque no los dos

[acoustic magnet]

Jfc

[odd root]

Now put a calzone on that plate, THEN in the vest and you got practicality. Always have your last meal ready to go.

[stray yarrow]

went to a japanese place in az

this was $54 wtf

[knotty aurora]

Sliced corn dogs? you just got scammed

[austere onyx]

Is that ketchup and mustard? 🤣

[faint steeple]

that's not a scam it's a bless

[umbral roost]

Bruhhhhh

[austere onyx]

Goes to japanese restaurant and orders hot dog with ketchup and mustard 🤣

[next steeple]

Uncle Roger Voice: No wonder it 54$, you fuct up. You go to japaneese restaurant and order corndog... hii yaaa...

[knotty aurora]

Hot dog

[umbral roost]

isnt that ham or smth wt

[south trail]

the one in a million pretzel stick

[knotty aurora]

dead bread

[hybrid kelp]

Best meal from when i was 8

[cobalt crystal]

the field trip meal

[winged wren]

those chips were the best thing known to man when i was like 10 years old

[velvet granite]

disgusting

it's not even heinz beans

0/10

[swift jay]

its vegetarian

[velvet granite]

wha

[swift jay]

Gonna top it with some mountain dew infused relish

[south trail]

"Contains no artificial preservatives or flavors except those found naturally occurring in Mountain Dew"

"naturally occurring"

[austere onyx]

@velvet granite This is what you look like on acid

[velvet granite]

nah that's my ass beaten to a pulp

[knotty aurora]

I don't understand

[austere onyx]

They had a baby

[upper sorrel]

I call this “sweet embrace”

[south trail]

merr chrimbas

[shut cedar]

Alone 😔

[knotty aurora]

Life do be like that sometimes

[pale jacinth]

yes , that is indeed the point

[grave portal]

Robert

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/975139511128424563/1141567321392037959/Screenshot_20230220_182934_Discord.png?ex=659f59ea&is=658ce4ea&hm=d66eec5e7481201b85d26555250d0552cc6167457971dd27d50863761b62e989&

[main gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-yum-lick-yummy-farm-goat-gif-1839041633236803293

[solemn pulsar]

<@&408548765599793173> i think this is not food

[vague sequoia]

Thanks for the heads up!

[strong wagon]

is it really worth it?

[spice grotto]

Mmm shibea

[vale relic]

You mean shibun 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[south trail]

strawberry jam filling

[civic kelp]

holyyy thats a lot of ribs

[civic kelp]

the dream 😩

[turbid wasp]

Ramen with beef

[civic kelp]

RL disinfect pack

[austere onyx]

it's actually just chicken inside

[austere onyx]

Pizza is on me. Have a slice

[upper sorrel]

Beat this

[south trail]

for some reason i thought that was a foot holding up the lid on the grill

for a solid second

[upper sorrel]

damn

[austere onyx]

When your dinner wants to eat you

[mellow tangle]

Ok.

I work in a kitchen and go to culinary school lol.

[upper sorrel]

aight you got a food fight then mister

[mellow tangle]

bring it on, I got plenty more where that came from! haha

[mild matrix]

Everyone is sick so I guess I have to finish them all

[velvet granite]

is that a bad thing?

[mild matrix]

Not at all, first time making them/trying them, and wow they are good

[velvet granite]

they look delicious

[mild matrix]

Though I do wish I could share with the fam

[crimson star]

@covert wren please come back I miss your food pictures

[covert wren]

Dinner tonight.

It's kind of a Spanish style spicy chickpea stew.

Chickpeas, onion, carrot, celery, garlic, greens, with smoked paprika, parsley, bay leaves, sherry vinegar, olive oil, black pepper, and veg broth.

[crimson star]

Very good

[covert wren]

Very much so.

Recipe here:

https://spainonafork.com/spicy-chickpea-stew-with-kale-recipe/

[covert wren]

Breakfast tacos. Two warm flour tortillas, two eggs over medium, melted sharp cheddar cheese, home made salsa verde, home made habanero hot sauce.

Runny yolk.

I grew most of the veg in the salsa and hot sauce.

[faint steeple]

nom nom quesadillas

[covert wren]

Dough after a long slow 12 hour rise.

The bread right out of the oven.

I usually just slather the first few slices with butter and eat them like that. Very simple but very good. Nothing beats fresh bread.

[covert wren]

Probably won't be popular, lol.

Drunk snacks.

Pickled beets and sharp chedar cheese.

The cheese is sharp and rich and yummy.

The beets are sweet and sour and salty.

Great combo.

The pickled beets are home grown and home made.

[covert wren]

Dinner tonight. Chicken Pad Thai.

Chicken, rice noodles, bean sprouts, green onions, egg, garlic, peanuts, roasted red thai pepper flakes, fish sauce, vinegar, sugar, white pepper, lime.

[runic shuttle]

Pizza da long way

[burnt gazelle]

Amazing

[umbral roost]

Too preoccupied with whether you could, you didn't ask whether you should

[covert wren]

What is that cheese? That doesn't look like all mozzarella.

[runic shuttle]

thats cuz its not mozzarella

its mexican blend whatever from the store

[runic shuttle]

do you wanna kiss

[umbral roost]

Mwah

[covert wren]

Mexican cheese doesn't go on a pizza.

[runic shuttle]

I dont care what you say

i handmade that crust and simmered my sauce for the entire day

[umbral roost]

Under the pizza it is

[covert wren]

What kind of sauce is that?

[runic shuttle]

a basic red italian sauce

[umbral roost]

Dam I didn't get a response :C

[runic shuttle]

tomato, onion, red wine

[runic shuttle]

sorry i was too distraught from this green man accosting me

[umbral roost]

It's ok bae

[covert wren]

You made a long taco.

[runic shuttle]

no

[covert wren]

yes

[runic shuttle]

if it was a taco the dough wouldnt have been cooked simultaneously

the tortilla has to be premade

also i thought tortillas werent made w yeast

[umbral roost]

Let them make their pizza in peace

[covert wren]

you made a long raw taco

[runic shuttle]

shut up

[covert wren]

cheddar doesn't go on a pizza

[umbral roost]

It goes under the pizza, noted

[runic shuttle]

dont care

im from new york

🖕

pizza capital of the world

[umbral roost]

I take back my kiss

[runic shuttle]

:(

best US state though

[umbral roost]

Nuhuh

[runic shuttle]

yuh huh

[umbral roost]

:C

Aw fine

[covert wren]

jesus fucking christ, they would expell you from ny for putting cheddar on a pizza

[runic shuttle]

I dont think theres any cheddar in this blend tbh

[umbral roost]

I am going to expel you from your preschool

[covert wren]

that is wisconsin shit

[umbral roost]

Who lives in Wisconsin

[runic shuttle]

wahhhh wahhhh wahhhh

[runic shuttle]

macalay culkin

[covert wren]

people who pur cheddar cheese and ketchup on pizzas

[umbral roost]

Ok but that's the entire population

[runic shuttle]

I would kill anyone who put ketchup on pizza.

Theres already tomato sauce on the pizza. it doesnt need ketchup.

inspector let me ask yo one thing

pineapple on pizza, yes or no

[covert wren]

my friend you puty cheedar on pizza, you are comming hari kari soon then.

[runic shuttle]

you mean harakiri?

[covert wren]

fucker, don't test me

[runic shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-like-to-ask-questions-twice-tara-mcpherson-fbi-most-wanted-i-dont-like-to-repeat-myself-answer-me-gif-26086481

Answer the question.

[covert wren]

pineapple is fine. cheddar is nor.

[runic shuttle]

yeah ok fuck you kid

blocked

[covert wren]

try again mr. cheddar pizza man

ketchup and chewdar on pita-bread man

[knotty aurora]

what if the bread is thick and non foldable

[covert wren]

you do not put cheddar on pizza

that is not pizza

[knotty aurora]

what about garlic bread?

[covert wren]

probably not? i't not pizza in any case

[knotty aurora]

I remember some places do put cheddar on their garlic bread

[covert wren]

garlic bread is american, not really italian, so, maybe?

[knotty aurora]

instead of long Pizza what about square, is that still considered Pizza?

[covert wren]

yes

scicilly make square pizza

[umbral roost]

that is not how you spell

[knotty aurora]

how about I make squares out of the long Pizza

[covert wren]

i am drunk and can't spell

there is also pizza from rome that is square and cut with scissors

tag-something

depends, if it has cheddar cheese and ketchup it's not pizza it's wisconsin bullshit

[umbral roost]

how bout i make pizza out of cinnamon rolls and you all die of disgust

[covert wren]

you do you baby. i will just say thats not pizza

[knotty aurora]

that makes me want to make pizza pockets

[covert wren]

Look, even Chicago deep dish pizza isn't even pizza.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgYMFtxUUw

[knotty aurora]

when I saw the picture, I thought it was a pie

[covert wren]

Chigago is wierd. So is cheddar on a pizza.

[knotty aurora]

looks like a cheddar only Pizza does not exist, I thought for sure it did

btw I was using the pizza pizza website to make a custom Pizza

[covert wren]

pizza pizza website doen't matter. cheddar doesn't belong on a pizza. mozz does.

anyway, i made black bean tacos.

Black bean tacos. Warm flour tortillas, melted sharp cheddar, black beans seasoned with bay, onion, chili, garlic, pepper, smothered with homemade salsa verde, pickled red onion, and green Habanero hot sauce.

[burnt gazelle]

What about pineapples on pizza?

Seems that's already answered

[elder fractal]

Egg in marinara sauce. Need to work on poaching the eggs…

[azure fox]

Pineapple on pizza is NOT fine

[azure fox]

I might be wrong on that but I think garlic brushed on bread is french

Americans put it in "Italian" menus probably a lot more than French do tbh

[covert wren]

Pineapple is a fruit that is good with savory things, for instance on ham.

Just like tomatoes, peppers and olives. All fruits that go well with savory things. All fruits that are good on pizza.

[covert wren]

Dinner tonight. Chicken Pad Kee Mao.

[covert wren]

noodles, chicken, red pepper, green pepper, garlic, seasoning sauce, oyster sauce, fish sauce, pepper, basil

[covert wren]

hot af

[civic bridge]

Just a small snack

[faint steeple]

steals

[civic bridge]

I can always make some more

[crimson star]

@covert wren big win tonight

chedder doesnt belong on pizza

i got you cousin

[covert wren]

accurate

[upper sorrel]

@mellow tangle round 2

[crimson star]

@covert wren whats for dinner tonight

[covert wren]

The plan is Kuay Tiew Khua Gai

It's a Thai chicken fried noodle dish.

[crimson star]

big win

[covert wren]

oil, chicken, garlic, noodles, sugar, Thai seasoning sauce, pickled radish, preserved cabbage, egg, fish sauce, white pepper, green onion, romaine lettuce, sambal

[faint steeple]

ketchup

[austere onyx]

isn't available

[faint steeple]

ketchup

[devout olive]

Nothing. Fries just need fries.

[zenith cape]

mayonaise

[knotty aurora]

Salt

[queen bone]

Arby's Sauce

[thick prairie]

Mayroonaise

[burnt gazelle]

Me

Here you go

[runic shuttle]

@jolly crow

I don’t own a rolling pin so they’re a bit thick

[civic kelp]

I like my chicken rare

[covert wren]

So what you are saying is that you like it raw?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2zgB93KANE

[velvet sphinx]

Chick fil a sauce.

[civic kelp]

No chick fil a sauce?

[rose imp]

Idk when I took this picture

[umbral roost]

ooo

avagadro

[rose imp]

Avagadro

[umbral roost]

:D

[crimson star]

@covert wren big win for lunch

[covert wren]

Made like 3 quarts of Habanero hot sauces yesterday.

All three are almost the same recipe.

1 qt used green pods. 2 qts used red. I grew all the Habaneros in my garden.

A qt of red and the green used white wine vinegar. The other qt of red I used some home made strawberry vinegar, made from strawberries I grew.

They also have a little garlic I grew, and a little onion I bought.

Very hot.

[devout olive]

As always, thank you for sharing. May I ask what you eat all that spicy sauce with ? :)

[covert wren]

On my over easy eggs for breakfast most mornings.

Also tacos.

[devout olive]

As an avid fan of cooked sauces and meat stews, I might one day try attempt to do the same

[covert wren]

Fermented hot sauces are rewarding, and fairly simple.

This was the first super simple sauce recipe I used:

https://www.chilipeppermadness.com/recipes/fermented-hot-sauce/

I just iterated on that, doing small batches and tweaking the recipe to fit my tastes until I settled on my final recipe.

I have stuck with Habanero sauces for several years because I wanted a very hot sauce, but I plan on growing some Thai peppers this year, and if I have enough of those I will probably come up with a sauce inspired by Thai flavors.

[upper sorrel]

@tacit quiver

I do be eating good on bday

[umbral roost]

<3 hbd bae

[upper sorrel]

Ty ty

[umbral roost]

:3

birthday boy

[tacit quiver]

Hbd, I honestly idk most of food but looks interesting

[upper sorrel]

Man id cook for u

[umbral roost]

not me </3

[upper sorrel]

Why would i

Ur broke

[umbral roost]

you dont love me

damn

[upper sorrel]

I do

[umbral roost]

okkkk

[upper sorrel]

But not like that lmao

[umbral roost]

<3

[umbral roost]

uwu

[tacit quiver]

Awww that's sweet