gtfo-spoiler-chat

[mortal granite]

and he said valhala or something

if you buy all the dlc/cosmetic, it cause you 7k$

[real moss]

Lol

Imma do the same as with odyssey.

[mortal granite]

a single player game i think

[real moss]

Sale on complete edition making it 10 bucks. THEN buy it

[real moss]

Train simulator do be hitting hard as well

[mortal granite]

i haven't played single player game for sometime

maybe i should do tha

[prisma zodiac]

theres so many good ones

but i feel like most of them are late 2000s and early 2010s

bioshock ,deadspace, souls likes, etc etc

[strange junco]

ghost recon

[mortal granite]

the last one i played should be cyberpunk 2077

stupid me buying too early

[strange junco]

contract wars

ahhh the good old middle school days

[real moss]

Gud games

last SP game for me was actually a rerelease: Mass effect legendary edition

[burnt goblet]

HELLA BASED

Beat the game back to back in a weekend

[real moss]

Lack of sleep inc

[burnt goblet]

I've probably beaten the Entire mass effect series like 4 times now

[real moss]

Same

[burnt goblet]

Got the best ending too

[real moss]

Got them all 😅

[burnt goblet]

Likewise

[real moss]

And ofc everything on insanity. Otherwise what's the point?

[burnt goblet]

Destroy, Control, Synthesis, letting the reapers reap

[real moss]

Altho vanguard is SO OP that insanity or not it does not really matter

[burnt goblet]

Biotic charge everything and one shot it with shotgun

That's how I rolled

[real moss]

And in ME3. Biotic charge + Nova

Everything evaporates

[burnt goblet]

Yuh

[real moss]

Ah man. that was some good shit

[burnt goblet]

It was

[real moss]

sadly now it's back to: Where the good games at????!?!?!?!

[burnt goblet]

I've got a backlog of like 10 or so games I need to play, but eh screw it, I'm waiting for more to come out

Silksong, atomic heart, elden ring dlc, Callisto (less than a month fuck yeah)

And a few others

[half hornet]

Ultra kill?

[real moss]

Callisto, yeah Def. Elden Ring DLC WHEN

[half hornet]

Coming eventually I'm sure.

[burnt goblet]

2023 probably

If the leaks are true

[real moss]

Man dat shit better come fast

[half hornet]

No

[real moss]

Y u deny me enjoyment 😭

[burnt goblet]

I'll be satisfied with Callisto for a while

Don't remember if anything big comes out in December besides it

[real moss]

Probably be done in a week 😔

or 2

[burnt goblet]

I plan on replaying it lmfao

100%ing it

[real moss]

I RARELY replay games

Souls like and mass effect are almost the only ones

Well and games that are built for it ofc . Like Total war games etc

[burnt goblet]

I've replayed the mass effect series a few times, the dead space series a few times, metro series a few times, far cry series a few times, I've beaten Evil within on akuma like 3 times

What else

Some souls games

Hollow knight

[prisma zodiac]

i mean the dead space remake hopefully

also maybe at some point silksong

[burnt goblet]

Yuh

[real moss]

Souls games like 10 times each. Mass effect trilogy like 6-7 times. Alien isolation for the "one shot"achievement. RE7 for the speedrun achievement

But otherwise ....

[nocturne flax]

Hopefully they dont do ds 2 remake

[prisma zodiac]

crowsworn also looks pretty cool

[burnt goblet]

That as well

Lies of p

[prisma zodiac]

hmm. i mean an actual remake would be sick
a remaster.. pls no

[burnt goblet]

Bleak faith

[nocturne flax]

Ill cry if they do another dead space 3

[real moss]

Actually: return to castle wolfenstein. Played that shit so much back then

[nocturne flax]

Microtransaction to get faster resources 🤢

[prisma zodiac]

[real moss]

I had good times in co op Trolling

[burnt goblet]

It still didn't matter at all lol

[mortal granite]

isn't they are doing a dead space 3 or something?

[nocturne flax]

The little robot was cute tho

But goodam

[burnt goblet]

You get more than enough

[prisma zodiac]

i mean dead space 3 and dark souls 2 are both still "good" games

[burnt goblet]

No

Dead space remake

[prisma zodiac]

but they arent the other 2 of their trilogy

[burnt goblet]

And it's actually good

Cant wait to see the hunter again

[nocturne flax]

Stupid corporate people

[burnt goblet]

Wonder if they will make him more dangerous

[real moss]

pretty much. Dark Souls 2 is still top tier tho

[nocturne flax]

Then wonder why some franchises fail

[burnt goblet]

Instead being stasis and run

They need to remake fucking Dead Space: Extraction

That shit was amazing

Better graphics and gunplay

[nocturne flax]

You a real one

But im the realest

Were my dead space

From.iphone

Played the shit out of it

[burnt goblet]

I've beaten mobile too lmfao

[nocturne flax]

Less fucking go

[burnt goblet]

Played the horde mode with the heavy pulse rifle

[nocturne flax]

Overheating phone

[real moss]

OUT! NOW!

[nocturne flax]

Didnt stop me

Jailbreaking an old ipod

Ok thats not somethint i should.be talking

[burnt goblet]

I like how the final boss necromorph didn't even have a name, they just called it "The Boss"

[nocturne flax]

[real moss]

Oh and Ark storyline is a recurring run every x years 😂

[nocturne flax]

It was funny to break the jumpscares oj the hallway by just retriggering it

[burnt goblet]

Yuh

I've played every dead space game in existence

[real moss]

Altho it is just an excuse to redo aberration

[nocturne flax]

I couldnt play the wii ones sadly

I didnt have the wii

[burnt goblet]

Dead Space 1, 2, 3, dlcs, extraction, ignition. Watched both films

[nocturne flax]

My last nintendo was n64

Now i own a switch

Havent touch it in a long time

Should probably buy animal crossing

[real moss]

And review it

[nocturne flax]

The animated films are so good the aninations are amazing

I do find it funny how a lot of it just kinda ties into ds1 and 2

[burnt goblet]

Yuh

[nocturne flax]

I dont think there was ever one that connected to ds3

[burnt goblet]

Downfall was the fall of the ishimora before extraction I think

[nocturne flax]

Would love to

[burnt goblet]

Aftermath was a prequel to everything

[nocturne flax]

But gotta buy a whole setup to record

The switch

[real moss]

What's stopping you. If you can review R5 you can review animal crossing

[nocturne flax]

I would love a more scary ds3

[real moss]

@prisma zodiac is already working on a tier list for ALL levels of GTFO

[nocturne flax]

More tense combat can work

With classic ammo

Instead of the universal bullshit ammo

Kekw

Slower pace

[nocturne flax]

The whole setup i gotta buy

[mortal granite]

emulate it then

[nocturne flax]

The only shitty thing about reviewing r5 was r5b1

[real moss]

Bruh R5B1 was good. only sec was lame af

[real moss]

Then buy it

[nocturne flax]

Nah animal crossing its too good to emulate

[mortal granite]

just pull a youtuber and review gtfo youtuber instead

[prisma zodiac]

dont tempt me

[nocturne flax]

Collab

Gotta do a clickbaity as fuck thumbnail

Arrows everywhere

[prisma zodiac]

red circles

[nocturne flax]

Pog face

[prisma zodiac]

also zoom, random circle in zoom and zoom again in the circle

[nocturne flax]

ALL.LEVELS REVIEW

GONE SEXUAL

[prisma zodiac]

disowned by devs and my mom found in my bed in the closet

i mean i unironically will probably do tierlists by difficulty and enjoyment

at some point

still havent done all missions so some will still have to be done

[civic pond]

sry for dump question
but can you ask the bot to not prioritise medic pack over ammo and tool refill?

[nocturne flax]

Nope

I would rsther have them with medpack anyways tbh

[plush basin]

make it a 3 hour video

[nocturne flax]

And then ill leech into it and react to ir

[civic pond]

I am doing R1C1 solo with bot and all three bot all grabbing medic pack exclusively along the way is quite problematic in the Reactor Startup

[nocturne flax]

Easy money

[plush basin]

perfect

"Eva said WHAT?? about R5D1!? 😵 "

[nocturne flax]

VETERAN OF 40.000 HOURS REACT TO OTHER VETERAN OF 40.000 HOURS

[real moss]

Don't use bots. There is your answer. thank me later

[nocturne flax]

Shock face

Red circle , red arrow

[civic pond]

these mf running out of ammo but cannot grab any ammo when they still have med pack on them, the 60 sec window just not long enough for me to manually refill them

[real moss]

Imma react to your reaction

[plush basin]

then I'll make a drama video making it sound like a big fight

[nocturne flax]

Anx then ill react to the reaction

[civic pond]

no, i am gonna thank you right here right now

[nocturne flax]

And me and dna well react to that

[real moss]

Have to get those Twitter followings riled up

[plush basin]

This is how we put GTFO on the map

[nocturne flax]

They gotta pay 8 dollars first

[real moss]

😂😂

[real moss]

And make money off of it

[plush basin]

Hey prisoners! It turns out that 95% of you aren't subscribed!

[real moss]

😂

[nocturne flax]

Please subcribe or the warden will snatch you into the complex

Hit the bell

[plush basin]

give the subscribe button a big bro fist down below and let me know if you like my characters GTFO swag in the comments

[nocturne flax]

Barrels!

[real moss]

And then create new controverse. But that's easy with GTFO

"Checkpoints are destroying the game, and here is WHY"

[strange junco]

heres another controversial topic

add female characters

[plush basin]

"One bug that will end your run devs DON'T want you to know about"

[nocturne flax]

Djdna did what! 😱😱💀

[real moss]

😂exactly

[strange junco]

Gain expedition wins fast! Developers HATE this trick!

[nocturne flax]

BEAT ALL LEVELS WITH THIS SIMPLE DOOR TRICK VETERANS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW 🤯

[real moss]

Why adding female character would make no sense to the story of gtfo. Already got the reaction vid

[plush basin]

"How to fill your aggressive booster slots in just 8 hours"

[strange junco]

thats what i found in steam forums a month ago

[real moss]

I know I was in there 😂

[real moss]

"Why boosters are useless and you should ignore Ellda!!"

Man these vids make themselves

[strange junco]

Top 10 tricks that developers will HATE you for it!

[plush basin]

"DjDNA told me boosters were useless so I went to R7C3 and did THIS"

[nocturne flax]

This is prime content here boys

Dont know why you guyd laughing at

[strange junco]

“The secrets of R7E1 that developers didn’t want you to know!”

[real moss]

"Why R7E1 is actually a D-tier level"

[plush basin]

Man if I could only edit videos nicely I could be a millionaire

[prisma zodiac]

only if i can react back on your vid

[strange junco]

The secrets behind tutorial’s locked “door”

😱

[real moss]

"The REAL reason why R1 has less bugs than R7 REVEALED!!!!"

[strange junco]

then add several emojis

“Alt R2 is gonna be the BEST rundown ever and here’s WHY!”

[prisma zodiac]

why doing EVAL 700 times has ruined my live and gave me enlightenment

[strange junco]

😳😳🔞🔞😉😉

[real moss]

"What you NEED to know before Alt://R5 releases. ESSENTIAL TIPS"

Damn never knew it was this easy to come up with vids

[plush basin]

"Will this melee weapon FINALLY be a better pick than hammer in R2??"

(thumbnail sillhouette of a sword)

[real moss]

"The REAL reason behind Khepri's departure from GTFO!!!" (sorry khep, but this is about the money)

[mortal granite]

i'm already 4 parallel universe ahead of you

"Ultimate Guide"

[real moss]

😭

[mortal granite]

while you guys are making title

i already made a video

[real moss]

At least now I know what's gonna pay my next holidays 😅

[plush basin]

I could make my guide for avoiding blame if you can't aim

[mortal granite]

"Don't shoot, Kite"

[prisma zodiac]

nah thats not gonna get attention
THE ONLY WAY TO CLEAR Alt://R5, IMPOSSIBLE OTHERWISE

and then 💀 around that in the thumbnail @mortal granite

[mortal granite]

putting emoji into title

the ultimate cringe move

[real moss]

And THEN the mother of all gtfo vids: "WE ACTUALLY WENT LIVE WHERE THE GAME IS TAKING PLACE!! Live from Mexico !!!"

And then last vid: "why my wife left me 😭"

[plush basin]

"How GTFO ruined my life and I became a mexican pit boss"

[mortal granite]

"jumping into Chicxulub Crater REAL"

[real moss]

Well got my whole youtube career planned out. time to get to work on it

[plush basin]

Just need Eva to get the ball rolling with his tier list

[real moss]

That is where it starts

[nocturne flax]

🤨

Elitist

You can ask people to kite

Too hard

[plush basin]

why would you kite when guns kill enemy

just shoot and they die

[real moss]

Just go to steam discussions and tell someone that he can fix his MM issues by joining the discord....

[nocturne flax]

No

Elitist

[real moss]

Exactly

[nocturne flax]

Matchamkimg gotta be functional

Copium

[prisma zodiac]

im gonna warn the mods soon cant be this aggressive irl

[nocturne flax]

I dont wanna use third party softwate

Uses discord to talk to friends anyways

[real moss]

Oooh no

[plush basin]

playing mm to make it functional is like drinking a sewage spill to make the ocean cleaner

[real moss]

Actual nice metafor

[nocturne flax]

I think that last mm post was badger alt

Im 100% sure

Ban him just in case again

[real moss]

Bro I'm convinced everyone here is a badger alt

[nocturne flax]

Even if he isny

[nocturne flax]

Fucking paranoia settling in

[real moss]

He is everywhere !!!!

[nocturne flax]

He is

No cap on stack

[plush basin]

fr fr

[real moss]

You can't be his alt tho. He would never call himself BL....

[nocturne flax]

Every developer its badger

[real moss]

nvm

[plush basin]

Calle was the real badger the whole time

[nocturne flax]

Badger its calles alter ego

GTFO ICEBERG

[real moss]

Badger will be,no joke: the final boss of the game

[nocturne flax]

REAL

[nocturne flax]

I believe you

Replace kraken with badger

[prisma zodiac]

badger is actually schaeffer

look it even has the same flow and rhymes

[real moss]

Cause he is the devs nemesis, he has to be everyones final boss

[real moss]

If we managed to make pablo official, we can make badger official for whatever the final boss is

[plush basin]

his gaming cave is at the heart of the core in the deepest depths of the drill shaft

[real moss]

His gaming cave IS the meteorite

[plush basin]

did you guys start the pablo thing or you just mean the community?

I still don't really know where it came from

[real moss]

community

[plush basin]

And because I'm not in on the inside joke I reject it from bitterness

[errant vigil]

Just random like jerry for the pouncer

[real moss]

Bitterness leads to suffering, suffering leads to hate, hate leads to kiting

[plush basin]

My team had a name for the one giant striker that always arrives last in the wave on R2D2

He is called Jeff

thats about it

[mortal granite]

i believed someone call it pablo on stream

and then follow through

you can change it name to something else by keep calling it that

[plush basin]

Alright I'm gonna start calling fliers floaters

[mortal granite]

imma start calling you jack

[plush basin]

I still won't hit the road

Captain Beta 🫢

[mortal granite]

i don't know if that's an insult or not

since Beta is better than Alpha, no?

[plush basin]

Hmmmm

[mortal granite]

Checkmate

[half hornet]

Depends on context

[plush basin]

I'd rather play a game in Beta than Alpha

[half hornet]

That's the context where it's a negative yes.

But for being a member of species one usually prefers alpha positions, even if they come with cons.

Alpha usually basically means "first".

So "first game build" is indeed not very good. Shits raw.

[mortal granite]

still depend on context

in Beta version

[real moss]

There is a Gordon ramsay joke in here somewhere

[mortal granite]

or "in" a person name Beta

[twin dirge]

new players have to unlock heros
but I'm not pissed about that
I'm pissed because they are making heros that are locked behind a battlepass, and once the BP is over, you can NO LONGER unlock that hero

[half hornet]

Now that's big BS.

[real moss]

That 's a legit reason to riot. To the capitol !!!!

wait nvm

sorry force of habit

[twin dirge]

same brother

[real moss]

man I miss my viking outfit

[last gust]

I think nuggies came up with it during launch week, and it stuck

could be a misattribution though

[restive oak]

@real moss @robust marsh you guys busy tonight? 🤔

[real moss]

Dunno yet

[robust marsh]

no im not

[real moss]

You coming to ask for sum more E1?

[restive oak]

you fokin know it, baby

[real moss]

You will have to pay m8

[restive oak]

can I pay in non-monetary ways?

[real moss]

No

[robust marsh]

lol

[restive oak]

well, sounds like you miss out on payment 🤣

[real moss]

sadge

[atomic escarp]

can i join?

[robust marsh]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

we see if Dj can even join

or not

[restive oak]

kek

[real moss]

😅

Always my fault

[robust marsh]

[restive oak]

I still have some things to do first

[plush basin]

you guys need a 4th? 👀

[atomic escarp]

there's always a curve with dj you get used to it

[robust marsh]

why does everyone want to do E1 now?

tf

[restive oak]

lmao

it's me, I'm the secret ingredient

[real moss]

Ellda can replace me if I can not come?

[atomic escarp]

cuz no one else wanna do e1

[plush basin]

I'm just curious to play with the people that I talk to on here 🙂

[robust marsh]

If

[real moss]

Ofc if, you not gonna replace ME like that

[plush basin]

😂

[restive oak]

huehue

[robust marsh]

don't pull a Me and say no i can't just because you want to do something else

smh

[real moss]

said this to my wife. she answered: you watch

[restive oak]

imagine things being planned out so well, I end up being left out lmao

[real moss]

😭

[robust marsh]

what do you expect in us?

[plush basin]

I expect you are gonna be some bantersaurus rexes mate

[restive oak]

bro watch out, that's a fine line you walking on

[plush basin]

Arch bishops of banterbury

[robust marsh]

you got shot down real quick with that one

[real moss]

She da boss m8.

Ngl

[restive oak]

ma man @real moss likes dangerous games

[robust marsh]

as i know from my dad they always are

[real moss]

Your dad is wise.

[restive oak]

rule no.1 of becoming a man: you're just the first line boss

[robust marsh]

i read that wrong nvm

[real moss]

well in the chat my messages get filtered .....

[restive oak]

kek

[real moss]

soooooooo

[robust marsh]

SOOOOOO when are we playing

[restive oak]

I got fucked twice by the filter

[plush basin]

I've heard you are very aggressive 😄

[real moss]

😂

[robust marsh]

tf

[restive oak]

technically, if I use one particular adjective to even describe myself, my msg gets deleted 🤣

[restive oak]

I gotta shave, shower, then I should be ready

[robust marsh]

so 1 hour esh?

[restive oak]

approximately

[robust marsh]

Dj?

we shall choose our fourth later

[real moss]

Nah 'm off picking up my wife (cause still love her) then some quick groceries, cooking etc. Not before 20.00

[robust marsh]

meaning?

[restive oak]

"cause still love her" lmao

[real moss]

IF I can

[restive oak]

he can't join before 8pm

[robust marsh]

is there a time when you can

or just not gonna happen

[restive oak]

add in some husband-wife time might be 20:05

[robust marsh]

like 2 hours 3 hours

[plush basin]

after 8pm? xD

[real moss]

20.00.30

[robust marsh]

ANSWER!

[restive oak]

I added the after-pee session too

[real moss]

Not before 20 for sure

Meaby after 20

[robust marsh]

ah yes you know we are in the same time zone

[restive oak]

2 hours, Rey

[real moss]

Alright I'm off

[restive oak]

it's 6pm for us now

[real moss]

Hidoshi will make the calculations for you

[plush basin]

drive safe

[restive oak]

already did

well, I'm off to getting myself ready for office day tomorrow 🥹

[robust marsh]

welp @restive oak whenever you wanted to play just tag

[restive oak]

let's decide when I'm back

whether we go straight for it, or wait for a potential dj

[robust marsh]

@restive oak....

[restive oak]

I'm just do e

Done*

I had a shaving accident and I got very frustrated => longer time 🤣

@robust marsh

[robust marsh]

quite sad

anyway what we doing

[restive oak]

Oh I am

I am into the idea of waiting for 1h to see what dj says

But only if you're up for waiting

[robust marsh]

ok

@real moss respond when you come back

[restive oak]

@real moss tag for funsies

[real moss]

@restive oak Tag cause downie

[robust marsh]

tag cause i need answers

[restive oak]

watch those chromosomes, boi

[real moss]

Tag to learn patience

Do a run without me. it gonna be 21 at earliest

[restive oak]

reeeeeeee

@robust marsh fok it, lesgo

[robust marsh]

https://discord.gg/3PremQWF

@plush basin

[restive oak]

@atomic escarp

[atomic escarp]

im doing c3 main with a friend

[restive oak]

bruh

understandable

[plush basin]

perfect timing actually be there in a sec

[atomic escarp]

did you do it?

[plush basin]

Died on 4th code 😞

[atomic escarp]

oof 😭

next time we get em

[plush basin]

yee, was a close one 🙂

[atomic escarp]

wouldnt be an E1 run if you dont screw up on the 4th code

[real moss]

Well guess I have a rematch then

[real moss]

I meant 21st of november

[restive oak]

WAIT WHAT?

[real moss]

😂😂 got em

[restive oak]

bish

don't

[real moss]

Man you ded on code 4. Y u throw

[restive oak]

on the way back from code 4

[real moss]

Better than on the extraction scan 😅😅

[plush basin]

Technically I didn't put the code in so we can't say we completed the reactor 😉

[restive oak]

kekw

we had a shit spawn seed on a mother

[real moss]

Excuses

[restive oak]

we had to wake her up on the way, and rey got downed on trying to clear the first baby spawn

[real moss]

Poor Rey, his shoulders were not strong enough to carry you two sacks of potatoes 😔

[restive oak]

bruh

[real moss]

/j

[restive oak]

/j

potatoes are cheap and good, okay?

[real moss]

you have grown. Soon you'll be carrying newbs through Alt R5

[restive oak]

how about no

hello, I'm newbs

[real moss]

You will be carrying them. They'll look up to you. But at the same time they will spit at you when you say stuff like CP's should be limited or tell people MM is dogshite

[restive oak]

wtf is cp and mm?

I legit don't know what ingame abbreviations those are

[hexed vapor]

Checkpoint and Matchmaking

[restive oak]

oh

definitely wouldn't think of those

[nocturne flax]

cyberpunk and mo mmy mil k ers

[restive oak]

absolutely based

[nocturne flax]

the second word its censored

for some reason

[restive oak]

milk?

with the extra?

[nocturne flax]

yes

lmao

[restive oak]

b r u h

[real moss]

Man this discord trippin

[nocturne flax]

man discord automod censor half the internet vocabulary wtf

[restive oak]

are they at discord level?

or server level

[nocturne flax]

no joke

tripping

[real moss]

server I think

[restive oak]

there are many words

which make no sesne to censor

like wtf

[hexed vapor]

It's just like in George Orwell's 1984.

[real moss]

Man when are we hitting that year?

[real moss]

Well no one can be offended anymore soooooo

[restive oak]

crinje

[real moss]

It's ok my blue haired friend

[restive oak]

I wanna feel offended

it fuels me

[real moss]

Yes feed on it

[tribal loom]

Cu*k

Is censored

[past bough]

cucck

fuck the automod

[hexed vapor]

Holy cow is PR bad now.

Trying to play it on D2 since it's my usual.

And I literally can't spend my ammo fast enough.

[mortal granite]

it is, PRECISION rifle for a reason

[nocturne flax]

😔

[hexed vapor]

Holy fuck some people on D2

Clearly don't know what they're doing.

And I have to fight them tooth and nail on getting things set up.

No mic, as usual, insists on doing stealth without asking (and also wakes up every single room they walk into).

[deft kiln]

This is the life of a tour guide

[tribal loom]

AWOL go brrr

[twin dirge]

that's literally any level

[robust marsh]

not from what i saw last night

@real moss the door broke in the full room scan and he backed away and dodge 4 of them

be proud

[restive oak]

happy fuck noises

@real moss mind you, the door broke because I ran out of foam, not because I messed up the foaming

[robust marsh]

AHH YES

ONE OF US DYING TWICE CAUSE SNATCHER AND PABLO

NOPE

IT WAS YOU

[tribal loom]

Pablo

Why mention pablo

[restive oak]

Reee

[real moss]

I am proud of him

[restive oak]

Anybody would be, considering the 2nd run I RAN TOWARDS THE CHARGERS

🤣🤣🤣

[restive oak]

I mean, the 2nd ever E1 run, with you as well Dj

[twin dirge]

E1 players not simping for Pable challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[tribal loom]

Don’t simp for me pls

[real moss]

Yeah I remember...... did not even look at us and say: For FRODO

[restive oak]

MY LIFE FOR THE HORDE

I was so close to finally ending my R7 torment

[real moss]

Man you gon suffer till you drag YOUR team through it

[restive oak]

I don't think we will finish E1 with my team

I actually believe that

I still need to fix the static events in the level to be able to know how to plan ahead

[twin dirge]

R7 E1 is pure planning ahead with the team

if someone doesn't know what will happen they'll die

[real moss]

No, you need to believe in yourself !

[plush basin]

Hidoshi almost carried us through but we dropped the ball collectively at the end

[real moss]

Ok now you pushing. Dunno how much he payed you but it can't be enough to say stuff like that

[plush basin]

no money at all 💋

[real moss]

Bro even if he sucked like a Mountain goat it would not be enough

[tribal loom]

Anyone for E1

[atomic escarp]

in 3-4 hours

[tribal loom]

Fuug

That’s midnight for me

Maybe

[atomic escarp]

oof

[atomic escarp]

its 12pm rn

[tribal loom]

I have a job interview tomorrow but that’s 2pm so I’ll be fine

[atomic escarp]

also i cant play outside of weu without issues

[tribal loom]

I mean pings ping

I play with North America alright

[atomic escarp]

courtesy of african internet

[tribal loom]

I mean

I have 100/40

I get like quarter that

[atomic escarp]

20/1

beat that

[tribal loom]

How do I have better internet than you

I’m Australian

And I live in the country

[atomic escarp]

well you see

anything in africa is automatically garbage

[tribal loom]

Get starlink

[atomic escarp]

if only that was available/allowed

[tribal loom]

Government bans it?

Like PNG

Islands near us

They ban independent satellite internet

You have to get gov providers

[atomic escarp]

pretty much

[tribal loom]

The company I work for sends USB sticks with updates for their server because it’s faster than downloading

[atomic escarp]

🤔

[restive oak]

Based, but undeserved 🤣🤣

[restive oak]

Oddly specific, bruv

[real moss]

1000/70

[real moss]

It is totally random tho.

[atomic escarp]

ouch

[real moss]

And it could be more specific btw. so dunno what you on

[real moss]

I hope to upgrade that soon

[atomic escarp]

do mine while you at it 😭

[real moss]

Nah man. Not going to Africa to fix internet. I'm going for the safari 😎

[atomic escarp]

whos getting sucked?

[tribal loom]

Ya nan

[atomic escarp]

she dead lmao

[tribal loom]

Better

[real moss]

Does that matter for that ?

[atomic escarp]

🤨

[tribal loom]

@atomic escarp ping me when ya wanna

And by weu you mean west Europe right

[atomic escarp]

yes

[tribal loom]

Cool

[atomic escarp]

is there a 2nd west eu im not aware of?

[real moss]

Weu and africa is the same nowadays

One big happy family

[atomic escarp]

[tribal loom]

We weu we weu

[real moss]

typical Aussie humor

[plush basin]

Bloody ripper mate

[tribal loom]

[atomic escarp]

[tribal loom]

Yes

[restive oak]

This answer, i like

[tribal loom]

I’m the sharpest shit poster in the west

[restive oak]

Isn't aussie in the east?

inb4 shitpost

[tribal loom]

Me explaining everything is west

[tribal loom]

Man I’m tired I may have to skip out on E1 @atomic escarp

Sorry

[atomic escarp]

That's fine

Have a good one

[tribal loom]

Next time

[atomic escarp]

🫡

[tribal loom]

Woah I just found out a worm used to exist

Goddam why remove

Big worm

[atomic escarp]

Worm

[real moss]

Kraken?

[atomic escarp]

🪱

[restive oak]

@atomic escarp @real moss @robust marsh I am free tonight

Maybe an E1?

[real moss]

My parents come over tonight

[restive oak]

They can join E1

[real moss]

Actually got me there

[restive oak]

They can meet your friend Pablo

[atomic escarp]

I be helping someone else if you don't mind him n Me joining

[restive oak]

Sure, np, just need a reply from sensei rey

ReySei

[real moss]

He is carrying sumone

🧐

[atomic escarp]

🤔

[robust marsh]

I have to see if I can

[atomic escarp]

man these people and their life obligations smh my head

[restive oak]

Life without obligations is the absolute dream

Just imagine, waking up whenever the fuck you want

Doing everything that you want to bring in that sweet sweet serotonin

Going to sleep whenever you want

🥹

[atomic escarp]

smells like heaven

[restive oak]

Mfw I typed a censored word

Ffs

[atomic escarp]

automod be damned

[restive oak]

I feel discriminated because I am limited 🤣🤣

[atomic escarp]

freedom of speech where

[restive oak]

[kind swan]

When it's a discord server with rules.

Use your freedom of speech there at your own risk

But yeah. Some servers that automod can be ridiculous

[twin dirge]

me trying to reference markiplier but automod mutes me

[atomic escarp]

😂 😭

[restive oak]

Absolute kek

[west crow]

What words are being blocked by automod

[west crow]

Oh my word

[restive oak]

I think that's how you correctly spell the wrong word "camouflage"

you can see camouflage... but you can't see

[robust marsh]

@restive oak hello i am here to inform you i prop will not join

i will prop be playing another game

[restive oak]

understandable bro

then vegetation evening for me

[robust marsh]

@plush basin can you drag him down into lfgs for me?

make him not a scary cat

[restive oak]

it's not about being a scary cat, it's about I can do other things too 🤣

plus, right now I am working on my little project

[plush basin]

a vegetable project? 👀

[restive oak]

👀

nah

productive now, being a legume later

[plush basin]

Well I don't have my evening planned yet, if you did want to play then I maybe could but I understand if you wanna wait for those boys 🙂

[obtuse surge]

when the when

matchmaking for all rundowns at once

please

even harder to find match now and it will get worse

LFGers are gross

[obtuse cedar]

not surprising. exactly what i said would happened

[nocturne flax]

Reminder to everybody whos living in the past that r2e1 surges are not as bad as you remember and that r4e1 you can literally solo hold the reactor waves with 2 revolvers

Ty for coming to my ted talk

Also please use the bulkhead door to funnel in r4e1

They slow down like a snail

Dont hold at the reactor fr fr

[obtuse surge]

nah i'll kite

[silent kettle]

devs dont support that tho

you are not allowed to kite

[obtuse cedar]

but it is funny to defend just outside of the bulkhead door though 🙂

they run at you backward

[restive oak]

honestly, I just finished 15 mins ago the work I've been doing 🤣

almost 3 hours, fml

[atomic escarp]

🤔

[restive oak]

but I'm at least proud of what I've done

[olive shoal]

yea but what about hammering waves !

I guess that won’t be much of an option these days tho 😔

[queen cove]

lick my taint hole thanks g

il play how i want

[nocturne flax]

Thats a good time for me

Come here boy

[atomic escarp]

[restive oak]

imagine threatening somebody with a good time

[obtuse cedar]

knife

[olive shoal]

Tru

Actually looking forward to that

I rarely use knife so I might give it a sniff

[obtuse cedar]

if they keep the numbers of hybrid at the start though. that would be funny

it's probably gonna be more optimal to run a knife and hammer for the 2 rushing forward for the error alarm part at the start to go welcome dad

IF they keep the enemy density

[olive shoal]

surely they will keep the enemy density

Regardless all of it will be easier than it was back then, I just hope they don’t fuck with the enemy density and everything

[nocturne flax]

Keep running in a circle

Never stop if your kiting the reactor

Best tip for hammering wave

[obtuse cedar]

keep walking in a circle. it still works

[nocturne flax]

Just commit to a angle and they never hit yoy

Basic kiting mistake its try to do thst jumping shit then coming back to the enemy

Striker gonna lick ya booty

Or just dont kite, shoot

R4 were good days

I dont miss the levels, i miss the commubity interaction

So much shit going on

Then 10cc happend 😔

[olive shoal]

I wasn’t around for r4, started in r5

Sad I missed all the good times 😔

[errant vigil]

It's fine it became cringe times late R4

Everyone kiting aggressively

[heavy wave]

I miss r4e1

was fun

[mortal granite]

no it's bad

i have to kite

[kind swan]

[pliant pasture]

[eternal dragon]

[kind swan]

[nocturne flax]

What if the tips of our machineguns touch 👉👈

[eternal dragon]

What if we hammer kite the reactor?

[nocturne flax]

Ill be down to throw my dignity away for you babe

Only

If we play with @west crow

Hope its correct beep or else it would be akward

[west crow]

I didn't know you were desperate to leave before the success screen

[nocturne flax]

It never happend

[west crow]

Uh hunh

i took your reactor kiting virginity, there's no taking that back

[hard cape]

C3 is so buggy! we just went through the terminal uplinks and was going for armory. Then somebody accidentally woke up a scout. We were wiped and decided to go to the checkpoint. But, these monsters are still coming for us even after we go back to checkpoint.

and I was kicked from the game shortly after i went to take a break

[mortal granite]

yesterday?

[nocturne flax]

Checkpoint gaming

Broken ass feature

[hard cape]

just now

1 hour ago

[warped brook]

😂

Sorry, had to flex

🤷‍♂️

[tribal loom]

23 yr old Minecraft YouTuber

You don’t even have the tick

[tribal loom]

No tick

[obtuse surge]

:DDDDDDDDDD

[tough badger]

crypto lmao

[real moss]

Guess he did not accept himself .......

[restive oak]

[real moss]

Just like you disciple

[restive oak]

That did get me well

[restive oak]

I've accepted myself

I've always been the low roll 🤣

[real moss]

Exactly what I mean

[restive oak]

I'm the difficulty scale in our runs

[real moss]

You are difficult for the scale to read*

Time for office 😭

[restive oak]

KEK

[restive oak]

Get fucked 🤣 karma for the joke above

But good one

[real moss]

😂

[restive oak]

AAAAH THAT was perfect timing

My day feels a tad better already

[twin dirge]

this is the most clown reacts I've seen in this server

[olive shoal]

Clearly you’ve never looked in the announcement channels

[twin dirge]

I don't read the announcements yes

so what

[olive shoal]

im just saying there’s a lot of clown reacts in there

[real moss]

especially for a fake

[tribal loom]

It’s funny to imagine

I’m the same age

And have a complete different life path

Even his tweets are odd to me

[half hornet]

"Local man discovers the concept of individuality, more at 11"

[tribal loom]

Yeah but like

The dudes flexing a Twitter tick he paid for

[half hornet]

Yeah. Some people.... Do that.

[atomic escarp]

8$ is 8 $

[half hornet]

People should be thought about humility more.

Universally rad shit.

[tribal loom]

[atomic escarp]

I don't think many people know what that means to teach it in the first place

[tribal loom]

Self efficacy

[half hornet]

It takes like 5 years of observation of Internet culture to notice the pattern of "less gloating leads to less painful falls"

Always better to undersell yourself than to oversell and get scorned for it

But maybe it's just me though.

[tribal loom]

I mean I gloat about the good shit, nothing pointless

[twin dirge]

I gloat about doing your mother

[tribal loom]

[atomic escarp]

Too far to step back

[tribal loom]

Nu uh

[atomic escarp]

Nicely done

[real moss]

And it's fake, how pathetic do you have to be?

[pliant pasture]

bhahaha flex like a real person and use emotes from other servers

[obtuse surge]

[pliant pasture]

[real moss]

What is happening !

[fallow wasp]

not a clue

[real moss]

Bro R2B4 has to happen

[orchid kindle]

huh?

[pliant pasture]

ohhhhh is that the ||infection level with 10 scouts in one room?||

[fallow wasp]

indeed it will happen

[pliant pasture]

ohhh baby, a new training ground approaches...

[real moss]

This weekend I think

[orchid kindle]

This weekend?

[real moss]

That is between me and @fallow wasp

[fallow wasp]

yes

Saturday I work at night but sunday I am off all day

[real moss]

I see a plan forming

@atomic escarp take notes

[atomic escarp]

🤓yes im documenting all of this

Thank you sir

[real moss]

and then sunday I back out cause not feeling it 😂😂😂

[atomic escarp]

I'd be very sad

[real moss]

Ok ok

[atomic escarp]

[real moss]

I'll see for a 4th. C tier and up might be problematic.

[atomic escarp]

But we're such a good trio 🤔

[real moss]

🧐

[atomic escarp]

Pwease?

[real moss]

we'll see how it goes

[atomic escarp]

YAY

[restive oak]

OHNO

[pliant pasture]

GOTOSLEEP

[daring pilot]

wait it had 10?

holy

[pliant pasture]

DO NOT- deep breathe do not click on spilers your mind is not prepared for Hidoshi-san

[daring pilot]

too late

[real moss]

agressive

[pliant pasture]

adjusted

[obtuse surge]

damn the training bug still exist

[pliant pasture]

which training bug?

[obtuse surge]

the button for it just disappears

[hallow lark]

ARGH!!! Almost had R7C2 solo with bots (No Biotracker). But the bots kept screwing around with refusing to pick up the cells

[broken scarab]

We have repro on that, so it's on the board

[restive oak]

whose mind is not prepared FOR ME? 😃

[pliant pasture]

I was not prepared for that meme, FUCK lol

[restive oak]

wish I could send it here too

it's comedy gold

[real moss]

Sending memes instead of working. so much for the legendary german workculture

[prisma zodiac]

Nah you dont get it

we are so efficient that we can meme while working

[restive oak]

joke's on you, I ain't german

[pliant pasture]

they just meme on the overflow!

[restive oak]

the work we do is memeing

professional shitposter

[pliant pasture]

if you do it on the clock, technically that makes you a professional in the english dictionary

[restive oak]

🤔

[pliant pasture]

i am a professional game designer, and pooper.

no i have no references for these

[restive oak]

hired

our company believes in trusting our people, and we do not shame anybody for not providing references to their claims

[pliant pasture]

but also if you have an escape rope from burger land lemme know

[restive oak]

just move to Europe lmao

next problem

[twin dirge]

Americans are copying Germany then

totally not at work rn looking at memes occasionally

[restive oak]

huehuehue

[restive oak]

but you're only looking, not dealing memes

[twin dirge]

damn

German tech still ahead of its time

[real moss]

He is right you know @pliant pasture

Standard is 5 weeks paid leave per year

[restive oak]

25 work days? mmmmm kind of

but it's variable

I have 30 paid days 👀

[real moss]

That is the standard. I get 11 weeks paid leave

[restive oak]

bruh... with all due respect, fuck you, lovingly ❤️

the perks of doing gov work

[real moss]

Gov work is so stressful tho, we need it

[restive oak]

well, I can't really counter that

I am living the life with my work style and conditions 🤣

[real moss]

😎

[restive oak]

yesterday my manager told me since I am soon turning 2 years in the company, he has to raise my payment level (in germany there are pay thresholds) or else I'll start looking for different jobs with better salaries

and he does not want that

the perks of having a manager that understands that money motivates the employee

[real moss]

😂 it do be like that

We get a raise every year we work there.

[restive oak]

ah ye, the yearly review, indeed

[real moss]

And now with inflation we got a 9.7% raise as well

[restive oak]

on the topic of inflation

on Wednesday my union held a digital strike

asking for 8% raise cause of inflation (which is like 12% here?)

my IT team and some other folks on the same floor, we gathered and played browser games during the strike 🤣 it took me 1 hour to understand what was happening

[real moss]

Yes that's how we got it as well. (yes even gov people have union)

[restive oak]

civilized countries that are intelligent have unions*

[real moss]

Altho we never got to strike, it was almost immediatly ok at start negotiations

But yes @pliant pasture gon have better conditions if coming here.

[restive oak]

holy shit, based

I hope we get that raise, the prices are fucked up

[real moss]

Depending where he finds a job

[restive oak]

I swear, Europe has some of the best working conditions cause all of the employee protection laws

[real moss]

Tell me about it m8

[real moss]

True Have to spend a year documenting everything and every conversation to get someone out

I did my thesis on that subject actually

Firing people due to a deteriorated work relationship

[restive oak]

Sheesh

[restive oak]

This actually sounds lit

Master's or phd?

[real moss]

We have another system in the netherlands. You could see it as a pre-masters paper

In a couple of years, I'll do a master and work will pay half of it

[restive oak]

"pre-master"

why would you torture yourself with a bachelor's and a fake masters? 🤣

[restive oak]

but that's cool, ngl

[real moss]

Well 1 I'm getting older. 2 I HATE studying. 3 My job is pretty good

[restive oak]

I feel no. 2 holy shit man

[half hornet]

Ah, fellow learning hater

[real moss]

Right now is the time to focus on work, climb the ladder till they say nuh uh you need master

[restive oak]

when I started my master's (online master) the company I was working for back then was paying for it fully... but in the meantime they didn't hire me (I was in a graduate position) and I was left with covering it myself 🙂

[real moss]

I do am glad I finished that damn bachelor

[restive oak]

I loved my bachelor time of life

[real moss]

Cause I would never have the pay I have now + the working conditions

[restive oak]

4 years of based uni life

[kind swan]

[real moss]

That's the problem I was living the student life without doing the studying part 😅

[restive oak]

you and me both, brother

minimum studying, maximum lan parties

[real moss]

Ah I had .... different kind of parties

[real moss]

Took me way too much time of my life

[restive oak]

flexing

[real moss]

😏

[restive oak]

I regret (almost) nothing

@real moss bruh you realise how close we were to synching in Strasburg this year?

[real moss]

Bruv I got almost scared. glad we avoided that 😂

[restive oak]

WEW

[real moss]

😂😂😂

Jk jk

[restive oak]

don't worry, I don't bite 🤣

from gtfo to a beer, imagine

[real moss]

I went paintballing with my Payday 2 crew

later on my CS:GO crew

[restive oak]

absolutely nice

[restive oak]

that edit 🤣

[real moss]

Brainfart

[restive oak]

people say games cause violence... where in reality, they bring people together

[real moss]

And this summer one send me a Pic of his new born daughter

[restive oak]

sad single fuck noises that's actually wholesome

[real moss]

it'll come soon enough

[restive oak]

thatswhatshesaid

[real moss]

Damn it

[restive oak]

[twin dirge]

ayo

[kind swan]

Mom: What do you want for dinner Sweetie?
Me: fades in from shadows dressed as Batman
Me: "JUSTICE"

[raven flare]

i remember that meme
classic

[restive oak]

I AM THE NIGHT

[kind swan]

Feels funny because we do this in gtfo

Except with a Hammer using Lethal Force

[restive oak]

doing your own justice, I see