gtfo-speed-running

[sullen silo]

but you guys at least have a unique role now

[radiant hemlock]

finally getting the kind of recognition i need

and deserve

[drifting citrus]

that role name is longer than the bbc tongue in my [ i have been advised by the warden to not finish this sentence]

[rustic bridge]

role farming

[placid marten]

„Speedrunner“

but with the quotation matks

[sullen silo]

"Speed"runner

[radiant hemlock]

haha i like that one

[placid marten]

LOL also good

[sullen silo]

changed

[placid marten]

finally

im officially a „speed“runner

[wind cliff]

i mean

[drifting citrus]

"surely mommy issues is a better role name"

[rustic bridge]

Huge

[sullen silo]

is that what the role should be called

that whole sentence

[rustic bridge]

yes

[drifting citrus]

this is why programmers are not allowed to name things

[wind cliff]

you had a women in your team that means your mommy issues are fixed

[rustic bridge]

only mine

[covert cypress]

Relax

[sullen silo]

not for long

[drifting citrus]

nah, i can confirm

[rustic bridge]

gulp

[wind cliff]

sorry beth that is why your in the speed team

to fix my mommy issues

[glass cradle]

?

[rustic bridge]

only reason

[covert cypress]

LMFAO

[wind cliff]

chill your there to fix my asexual issues

Dw

[covert cypress]

Insane

[wind cliff]

i have big issues

[rustic bridge]

you have a lot of issues it seems

[wind cliff]

yeah

we knew that

[glass cradle]

they rotate day to day

[placid marten]

jish has amnesia

[wind cliff]

why is my name mommy issues

I didnt do that

[placid marten]

they forget the issues

[glass cradle]

depends on the team theyre playing with at any given time

[covert cypress]

The weekly rotation of issues

[placid marten]

You just forgot about it

[covert cypress]

it’s like free league champs

[wind cliff]

tru helps with my memory issues

[glass cradle]

LOL

[wind cliff]

guys why do so many on the radical left preticate in speed running

[covert cypress]

I’ll tell you when you tell me what preticate means

[wind cliff]

it is like

walking a dog

[covert cypress]

surcuity

LOL

[wind cliff]

imbound

[covert cypress]

At least our minds went to the same level

[rustic bridge]

"Radical leftwing groups generally consist of persons who are single, separated, or divorced" this is what came up when i looked up what radical left is

is this correct

[wind cliff]

wtf

i am divorced

SO exciting

[sullen silo]

the radical left is like the normal left but on a skateboard with sunglasses

[wind cliff]

or single or separated

[sullen silo]

aw your name is too long i cant add divorced

[rustic bridge]

i dont follow politics so i actually do not know what radical left is

[wind cliff]

this is fine

[wind cliff]

you seem

like your part of it

hate to say

[sullen silo]

politics arent allowed here anyway so its fine

[rustic bridge]

what is it

[wind cliff]

i will tell you when your older

[sullen silo]

the left version of far right

[rustic bridge]

i pay rent

tell me

[rustic bridge]

[wind cliff]

you seem like you wouldnt want to pay rent

[sullen silo]

who wants to pay rent

[rustic bridge]

na as long as its cheap

so i can spend money on indian food

[candid jackal]

i went for a curry

[wind cliff]

me acutally

ssee i am right wing

i love paying rent

[candid jackal]

i wanted either the spiciest thing on the menu or the tastiest curry they had

all i got was mediocrity

i'm too far gone

[sullen silo]

oh my god guys we should do a cooking speedrun like fnaf does

[covert cypress]

no

[sullen silo]

what food is most associated with gtfo

[wind cliff]

we should be more like fanf speedrunning

[candid jackal]

there's no embeds in this server i'll have to post to gtfo media instead

[wind cliff]

it would make our community better

[rustic bridge]

probably like a pile of shit

[covert cypress]

I wasn’t gonna say it

But yeah

[sullen silo]

shit bucket speed run

[drifting citrus]

one more team just beat sub 16

[candid jackal]

wow so cool

[wind cliff]

guys

someone want to get a 15:59 with me

[candid jackal]

sure

[rustic bridge]

huge

siren?

[drifting citrus]

yep

siren, imploder, sky, infinity

[wind cliff]

@rustic bridge can you carry the two

non cis men

to a sub 16 please

[candid jackal]

did infinity finally launch without 200 mods

did it happen

[rustic bridge]

who

[sullen silo]

if you can get exactly 15:59 i might give you the special coloured role even without getting sub 11

[wind cliff]

goat and I

[drifting citrus]

bruh

that is so easy

[placid marten]

Someone just got a 15:58

also 15:59 is very easy intentionally

[sullen silo]

it is?

nvm then

[drifting citrus]

yea

[wind cliff]

yeah

[sullen silo]

fuck you

[wind cliff]

LOL

[placid marten]

you just wait on extract

[drifting citrus]

u sit on scan waiting

[wind cliff]

SOY

you guys

Could have let me had it

see look

[drifting citrus]

nah

legit sub 11

or banned

[wind cliff]

they just want to rip me down

[candid jackal]

you probably need to host for ping

[wind cliff]

THEY ALL WANT TO SEE ME FAIL

[drifting citrus]

banned to the bbc dimension

[placid marten]

Im gonna laugh

If anyone gets a 10:59

But logs say its a 11:00

[wind cliff]

https://discord.gg/7CuGa8wF

[candid jackal]

you are trying to orchestrate a scenario where you are happy with both outcomes

[wind cliff]

i wantt my first try role please

clock in

[covert cypress]

clock in

[wind cliff]

could you say it again

without the l

[drifting citrus]

you know darkwing or whatever his name was from invincible? he can just phase to the shadow dimension whenever he wants. I can do the same with the bbc dimension, and i can bring other people with me

[covert cypress]

IT DIDNT LET ME

FUCK

[wind cliff]

LOL

SOY BAN HER

[sullen silo]

automodded

L

[candid jackal]

what got automodded

[wind cliff]

SHE TYPE THE BAD WORD

[sullen silo]

i didnt realise cock would get banned though

[covert cypress]

Where’s your excitement in life

[sullen silo]

probably just in the context of having "in" after it

[wind cliff]

dw soy cocks doesnt

[sullen silo]

good to know

[candid jackal]

cocking something up is british slang

[wind cliff]

all the bad words you can say

just by adding an s

[covert cypress]

cockin

[wind cliff]

idk

[sullen silo]

is cunt still banned?

[candid jackal]

beth dm me what you tried to message i gotta know

[rustic bridge]

yes

[candid jackal]

ya it is

[wind cliff]

cunts

[rustic bridge]

i say cunt'

[covert cypress]

Yep

[sullen silo]

thats wild

sorry for abusing my power guys

anyway im gonna go add an s to all the bad words so you cant get around it anymore

/s

[covert cypress]

It was literally what Jish told me to say

[wind cliff]

i have been

complaining about it

FOR like

a year

man

i @ mods

[sullen silo]

as in you want them to be banned?

[wind cliff]

YEAH

[covert cypress]

nah unban them

[rustic bridge]

can you ban jish

[covert cypress]

Freedom of speech

And all that

[wind cliff]

tbh

it would be best

for my podutivity

[sullen silo]

ill take a look into what i can do now then

[placid marten]

jish finding the cure to cancer

[covert cypress]

Podutivity is good

[candid jackal]

i ought to be being productive right now

[wind cliff]

Can

someone carry me to a sub 16

goat will hurt

my chances

[covert cypress]

but that means I have to get out of bed

[candid jackal]

i'm already dressed in my cute clothes i don't have my business wear on

[odd delta]

i will happily throw the run for you

[wind cliff]

^

[sullen silo]

play with controller

[wind cliff]

goat will show you the cute cloths

[covert cypress]

good idea

[glass cradle]

we run with jish while tru is asleep

[wind cliff]

then

i would kick goat

out of the team

that is rude

[placid marten]

sub 16 but its all AR, Sniper, shotgun sentry, spear type-ish loadouts

[candid jackal]

wow everyone in the speedrunning community fucking hates me

[covert cypress]

they’re used to that by now

[candid jackal]

kicked out of kenny's group, kicked out of gerz's group

now kicked out of jish's group

just say it to my face you feckin dickheads

[covert cypress]

Jish’s group doesn’t even exist yet

[wind cliff]

tbh

i did]

[glass cradle]

im ngl I did not read

[rustic bridge]

frosty's*

[covert cypress]

frosty’s the captain now

[glass cradle]

based ngl

[rustic bridge]

i man the ship

they just ride 😈

[candid jackal]

no, not yours, it's your father's team

it's kenny's

[glass cradle]

your father is crazy

[placid marten]

Neither ngl

[drifting citrus]

can we name our team "The BBCC" tho

[covert cypress]

Kenny isn’t crazy

Wdym chill

[placid marten]

No

[rustic bridge]

Hes going crazy

[placid marten]

this is why there is never gonna be a tgb group

[drifting citrus]

what about bbc clique

[wind cliff]

someone just join please

[drifting citrus]

bbc&co

[glass cradle]

listen I know frosty is a child but kennys not that old guys

[wind cliff]

goat is crying

i dont want to be here

alone

[covert cypress]

LOL

[rustic bridge]

speedrun group try to not add clique at the end of the team name challenge impossible

[placid marten]

for frosty hes ancient

[drifting citrus]

what about "femboys&scatters"

[odd delta]

cry about it (give me like 2 min)

[covert cypress]

I miss Lego clique

[placid marten]

like 30 years is pretty old all things considered for this discord id think

[glass cradle]

meet me at sHooters

[placid marten]

not like actually old old

but ya know

[covert cypress]

aren’t there a bunch of 30 year old gtfo gamers

[placid marten]

yes

[covert cypress]

or used to be

[placid marten]

but also a bunch 16-21 ones

[wind cliff]

nvm

i got a random that hasnt ever played r3d1

what are the ods

i get sub 16

[placid marten]

so thats like us with soy?

[wind cliff]

yeah

[drifting citrus]

also i now just realized the only tgb group that will ever be is gonna be me soloing levels xd

that's the only way i get to name something

[sullen silo]

hey

rude

i played it like 2-3 years ago

[covert cypress]

screenshot of clear or I don’t believe you

[glass cradle]

the pain of being a later joiner

[placid marten]

well everyone

hf

I gotta fucking sleep so I maybe get healthy by the end of the week…

[drifting citrus]

nah i think it's more the pain of having a bbc fetish

[wind cliff]

EVa

[urban nest]

wtf is ur name

[wind cliff]

let me kiss you i have a magic mouth

and i can repair you body

[sullen silo]

i think i only ever properly played it when it was in testing so even if i had one i couldnt post it

[wind cliff]

i forgot changing it

[covert cypress]

so you didn’t clear it

[sullen silo]

but going back to look for a screenshot reminded me of how i actually used to be very knowledgeable about the game

[covert cypress]

fake people all around me

[sullen silo]

😔

[vernal glen]

u were knowledgeable in like R1 and R2

[drifting citrus]

wesley when are u getting ur sub 11

[vernal glen]

with who

[rustic bridge]

solo

[wind cliff]

@sullen silo

we did it with a pub elgo.

I put their name

your welcome

[sullen silo]

ty

good job, ill look at it now

[drifting citrus]

siren's team improved run to 13:17

[sullen silo]

Congrats to @wind cliff @civic hatch @candid jackal and @odd delta for being the second team to submit a sub 16 minute run

[candid jackal]

not to get

to submit

[sullen silo]

ty

[covert cypress]

who cares

[rustic bridge]

🤓 ☝️

[covert cypress]

get or submit

use whatever idc

[sullen silo]

nah i gotta be consistant

[rustic bridge]

not in ur speeds

mb

😔

[sullen silo]

Congrats to @fallen zealot @ocean depot @viral dagger and @radiant depot for being the third team to submit a sub 16 minute run

[rustic bridge]

huge

[native crest]

11 minutes is such a good goal time btw, just enough leeway but you still need to pop off

[placid marten]

[sullen silo]

Congrats to:

@molten sinew @merry stream @urban nest and @digital flume for being the fourth team to submit a sub 16 minute run.

@twilit sparrow @normal widget @gritty grove and @urban nest for being the fifth team to submit a sub 16 minute run. (I wont lie I'm not 100% sure I've pinged the right people so lmk)

@timber folio @lilac dust @idle grove and @bleak crane for being the sixth team to submit a sub 16 minute run.

and

@fallen zealot @viral monolith @glacial shore and @past socket for being the seventh team to submit a sub 16 minute run.

to the three teams whove submitted a sub 11 min run sorry for the delay, just waiting on the logs to get verified

[fallen zealot]

my man xion hasn't even completed r1 look how far he's gotten already

[drifting citrus]

gonna be a while until those logs get verified probably, eva can tell

meanwhile our run: gonna get verified in about half a month

[sullen silo]

oh

maybe ill reconsider requiring logs

[covert cypress]

The teams that have gotten sub 11 are the usual speedrunners anyway

surely none of us would be cheating right guys

[drifting citrus]

at a first look i can say all logs look legit, no sus stuff, but i also dont know everything about them

[lilac dust]

using Sawed Off and Scatter is cheating 🤓

[covert cypress]

Ur right

[sullen silo]

yeah i doubt any teams so far wil have cheated

considering one of them has a moderator on it

[drifting citrus]

• the run from @covert cypress was on stream, idk about the 2nd one tho

[sullen silo]

one of them has a content creator on it

[covert cypress]

there’s a pov of everyone for both

[drifting citrus]

haven't watched for that long

[sullen silo]

and the other one is a wildcard but ill trust them anyway

[covert cypress]

I think

Idk if all povs are public for 2nd one

[idle grove]

Bruh

[drifting citrus]

anyway if one run turns out to not be legit that player can just get banned

[sullen silo]

if it comes out that anyone was cheating ill give them a shit brown coloured role

[lilac dust]

LOL

[idle grove]

BRuuuh

[wind cliff]

One second

[lilac dust]

hopefully I can get it before the 24th 🙏

not counting on it tho 'cuz I have skill issue

[covert cypress]

If someone pubbed the sub 11

I’d be impressed ngl

But there’s a like 80% chance mods are being used

[lilac dust]

hm...

[lilac dust]

true

[candid jackal]

yeah sub 11 in a pub is kinda like, asking for the impossible

gotta run clean lines, do scans optimally, etc etc etc

and get through charger zone, through pmom

[sullen silo]

id offer a special reward for completing it in a pub but i have a feeling thatll end poorly

[lilac dust]

do not

[urban nest]

scripted pub time

[lilac dust]

I self identify as a pub

[candid jackal]

i'll hop on my 2nd alt hang on

[urban nest]

yes yes !!

[drifting citrus]

bro last time i dropped a pub our lobby had 8k hours

[sullen silo]

i cant tell if thats meant to be a lot or not many tbh

[urban nest]

it is a lot

[drifting citrus]

I should pub again, haven't done it in a few days

[woeful lichen]

wait this isn't my 2nd alt

[urban nest]

LMAO

[lilac dust]

that's like 2k on average per player

[woeful lichen]

hang on

[lilac dust]

oh hello, haven't seen you before

[placid marten]

nah thats just for src cuz im technically supposed to wait until its been in the thing for a while before I should verify

[lilac dust]

hope you're doing fine :)

[sullen silo]

you know alts are banned here right?

[candid jackal]

they are, but apparently not

[sullen silo]

maybe i should change that

[candid jackal]

you wouldn't dare hurt an innocent goat

[sullen silo]

innocent?

[candid jackal]

well they didn't do anything wrong or bad :) nothing has happened despite half the mod team knowing for a year

[lilac dust]

true

[sullen silo]

yeah i just saw that we already knew

ig ill let it slide for now

[candid jackal]

i love having privilege

[urban nest]

huge

[covert cypress]

just for that message can you ban the alt

[lilac dust]

big scout

[sullen silo]

really tempted tbh

[candid jackal]

ban my 2nd alt instead, coward

[urban nest]

okay not so huge

[candid jackal]

go find that one

[covert cypress]

you’d move up on the tierlist

[cloud depot]

i mean its gonna turn into 3 speedrunners trying to teach 1 poor guy how to speedrun r3d1 when they prolly havent even completed any E tier xD

[lilac dust]

they'd have to lock tf in

[urban nest]

@gritty grove ur a pub

where's my reward

[gritty grove]

Dang, I didn't get credit for playing with Siren, Imploder, and sky

[urban nest]

oh well

me having a submission in 2 teams is funny

[cloud depot]

well with 3 speedrunners they dont need 2 do much tbf, charger/hybrid zone would prolly be the main issue

[lilac dust]

does without glitches/bug count projectile bug btw?

I would assume so

[candid jackal]

scan optimisation

[drifting citrus]

for sub 11 u would still need to do stuff, or get insane rng

[covert cypress]

If ur 4th is detrimental it’ll cost u a lot of time yea

[urban nest]

what if my 4th is bass

do i get extra time for every time he tabs out

[covert cypress]

You were never getting sub 16 with bass anyway

[urban nest]

LMAO

[drifting citrus]

and the issue is when u divide roles there really isn't a very easy role, u basically gotta do something quite hard at some point

[lilac dust]

I basically never speedran before anyway except for when R8 came out and people grinded The Inner achievement

so this is a nice opportunity to :)

[drifting citrus]

like maybe u put them as mines and accept loosing like 5 seconds on the run to 2nd alarm?

naaah

maybe double cfoam strat and pray they dont blow up the door?

[sullen silo]

okay i thought you were in the run cuz i saw talk about it yesterday but whoever submitted the run left you out lmao

[drifting citrus]

lmao

[candid jackal]

damn, the BM

[covert cypress]

Toxic ngl

[candid jackal]

can't blame them

[lilac dust]

GTFO players being toxic? no way

[candid jackal]

speak of the devil^^

[idle grove]

bruh

[placid marten]

yea they got credit for the opposite

[sullen silo]

also can i get a hint

[cloud depot]

i was thinking baby carry duty with c-foam but even then it would be scuffed xd

[sullen silo]

ive been searching for another goat for the past 5 mins

[candid jackal]

it's not a goat :)

[sullen silo]

shit

[candid jackal]

r1b1

[sullen silo]

is

is that the hint?

[candid jackal]

ya

man is on a PID Search

[sullen silo]

really am

[lilac dust]

LIST ID E_69

ID ID_GOAT

[sullen silo]

but also keep in mind if i actually ask for it and you dont give it to me i will ban this account and your other alt i know about

gotta keep a little bit of fear in people here still

[covert cypress]

I should just say my alt is in here and lead you on a wild goose chase for no reason

[candid jackal]

maybe i don't have a 2nd alt...

[sullen silo]

you might not

but i swear i saw you typing with it when you were on the other alt

[candid jackal]

but ya, if the account(s) need to go then I'll acquiesce, I am neither stupid nor a bad person

I logged onto it (allegedly) 1 min ago to check if it was still in the server - didn't start typing in any chats

i mean nooooooo that was definitely my 2nd alt you should ban whoever was typing

[odd delta]

can you find my main account that isn't in this server and preemtively ban it

[sullen silo]

nah youve been on good behaviour and havent caused any issues recently

also if one account gets banned the rest will too cuz we know about them

[candid jackal]

you're making it sound like i've caused issues before (i definitely have)

[drifting citrus]

also i wanna point something out for the 10:58 run submitted: the log time is 10:58.934, 66 milliseconds away from a 10:59

[covert cypress]

I knew it was time based

[covert cypress]

Was that our 2nd one

[sullen silo]

nah ill just ban you so i dont have to do the work
/s

[drifting citrus]

yea

[covert cypress]

kinda close

[drifting citrus]

should have sacced those 66 milliseconds for the meme

[covert cypress]

I was supposed to betray ray at the end and kill him but I forgot

[candid jackal]

it's fine you get your chance with me later

[covert cypress]

Yeah we’ll make sure to tk you and all run off scan

[candid jackal]

really treating me like an animal huh

[urban nest]

damn

can someone carry me for sub 11

👉 👈

[lilac dust]

I

cannot give you any guarantees

[candid jackal]

i've been building my arm strength a bit lately

[urban nest]

huge

[covert cypress]

Alright where’s hani

[sullen silo]

can i get another hint for the alt

does it have any roles

[covert cypress]

does it have a profile picture

Or is it default

[urban nest]

does it exist

[sullen silo]

did it join the same time as the other alt

[covert cypress]

Definitely not

if it’s still used I can probably figure it out eventually ngl

[candid jackal]

i used it like once, it was for a funny idea that wasn't really reasonable

and yes it does have a profile pic, a nice painting

uhhh i can't remember if it had any roles, i can check

it does exist

it was much more recent than goat

hey wait role search is cheating

[sullen silo]

yeah thats the point

i want to cheat

[lilac dust]

your run is invalid

[sullen silo]

who you gonna report it to

the admins?

[covert cypress]

calle

[lilac dust]

I'mma report it to my Dad

he's John GTFO

[mint knot]

The announcement doesnt specify, but can we submit Runs as a Duo? Or is it 4man only

[sullen silo]

you can do duo

[urban nest]

duo is aura

[placid marten]

you can duo
but sub 16 duo is noticeably harder

solo sadly cant rly be done

[cloud depot]

wasnt solo wr like double the time lul

like 34 mins or smthin

[placid marten]

even with glitches sub 16 has... problems

[cloud depot]

wdym i cant just run thro the charger/hybrid zone when i only have 2 guns

[odd delta]

where even is the timeloss in duo as opposed to 4man
is it really just manpower diff forcing safer playing bleeding time through entire run that makes the ~4 min diff

[cloud depot]

perfectly doable

wouldnt scans alone be like +5 mins or so

like the big red one and team scans are way slower with just one person and there is alot of those

[odd delta]

the big reds are less than half the speed with 1 as opposed to 2+ but past 2 it doesn't really matter

[candid jackal]

scan optimisation, resource burden, having to play safer

you have less tools, less ammo capacity, need to loot more

you have less people to speed up scans

etc etc

[placid marten]

noticeably slower on any split scans
1,6 seconds of time loss (or rather 1,3) for every big red. Teamscans also slightly slower

resources cant get gathered as easily for free
charger zone full send..

[wind cliff]

Good speedrun event I am hosting my own event in 3 days. It is called log discussion 2.0
Rules
No being rude in any way that would hurt someone
What the competitions entails you must make the worst arguments in bad faith towards everyone else @placid marten for all submissions he will be the judge

[covert cypress]

I don’t think duo full send is possible

[covert cypress]

We’re so back

[placid marten]

theres like 10 big reds in the level which solo vs even just 2 people loses you 117 seconds

[covert cypress]

It’s probably a stealth angle for one room at least

[cloud depot]

yea sounds about right

[placid marten]

it probably is
just not realistically smth people would want to do

chance is probably way slimmer than 4 man so youd just throw away a ton of good runs

[cloud depot]

full send would prolly require good spawn rng on charger/hybrid room on duo i imagine

[placid marten]

yes

[wind cliff]

@placid marten you agree

[drifting citrus]

bro theoretical for r3d1 glitched is 16:57, and i grinded that shit

[candid jackal]

not possible in that it's not realistically feasible nor something you should regularly be trying for i feel

[covert cypress]

Idk me and hani would be the ones to do it

[odd delta]

full send with client just silent shooting everything on path for a "stealth" first room ez

[placid marten]

I have seen full sendable (with no aggro until stairs) 2nd room
and 1st room has also had layouts where you can full send no aggro until end of room

but thats stupid rng

[placid marten]

what is the rating based on

[covert cypress]

but I just don’t think it’s worth

[placid marten]

I need some numbers to work with

[candid jackal]

a lot of stuff in this game is theoretically possible but not feasible

[placid marten]

its duo ye

[placid marten]

yea
but did you blackhop baby

[covert cypress]

I could be down to full send 2nd room

[drifting citrus]

fuck u

[wind cliff]

Authenticity for log arguments creatively, and solidness of the argument

[placid marten]

mhm

also btw

[wind cliff]

If anyone adds a better retort they get the points

[placid marten]

unironically in a solo glitched*

[idle grove]

Bruh

[placid marten]

you could do the door phase tech into last room

just dont worry about it only having been done twice by accident each time

[drifting citrus]

do we get a starting point or do we have to come up with it ourselves?

[wind cliff]

You do get starting points

But you can lose them all

All personal insults need to be directed towards Eva tho that way he can accurately judge the competition

[placid marten]

Can I deduct points if the insult is ass ?

[sullen silo]

Congratulations to:

@covert cypress @glass cradle @hollow scroll and @native crest for being the first team to submit a sub 11 minute run

@covert cypress @hollow scroll @bleak crane and @wind cliff for being the second team to submit a sub 11 minute run

And

@drifting citrus @placid marten @rustic bridge and @golden yew for being the third team to submit a sub 11 minute run

[covert cypress]

Me and hani are putting in work

[urban nest]

red name goes hard

[covert cypress]

Next up is goat

[placid marten]

I feel like smth is wrong

Im not red

jk

[urban nest]

u are pink

[sullen silo]

if you want i can make it so you will be red

[urban nest]

wait

ffs

[sullen silo]

i didnt know which youd prefer

[placid marten]

also I cant believe australia is winning the speedrunning olympics

[placid marten]

nah im fine like this

[sullen silo]

🫡

[placid marten]

so when does it get changed to "GTFO-Sage"

[odd delta]

i will trade burning this alt for a slot in this sub 11

[covert cypress]

oh shit

[sullen silo]

[drifting citrus]

damn color goes hard

and eva is still orange

[placid marten]

Im just a rank above

[drifting citrus]

haha loose it orange man

not even red

lmao

[placid marten]

below, soy
but above you all

imagine not having a unique channel

[covert cypress]

Unique channel where I assume nothing happens anymore

[placid marten]

hey hey hey

my last message (which is the last in general) is only 8 months old

[odd delta]

unique channel for thoughts so no one has to see them

[drifting citrus]

imagine we would be the only ones with typing priviliges in #gtfo-speed-running for a day or 2

xd

[placid marten]

@drifting citrus how much would change

unironically

[wind cliff]

100%

Guys

[placid marten]

you have to get a 10:59

[wind cliff]

Why am I red

[drifting citrus]

u had ur first period

[placid marten]

its the 1st step to being banned soon

[wind cliff]

OMG

I knew paying that physician was a good idea

[placid marten]

@covert cypress would you rather drop mines or bio for r3d1 speeds

[odd delta]

dw if we get a better pace im good at throwing

[covert cypress]

Idk honestly

[placid marten]

other question
would you rather drop scattergun or all tools that are currently in use (only leaving the 3 last sentries) from r3d1 speeds

[covert cypress]

Im inclined to say drop bio

[drifting citrus]

god why am i trying to make all scatters work

am i this cooked

wait

sub 11 might be possible with no scatters

just fucking insane rng

no tools idk

[placid marten]

youd run past pmom again

cuz killing would be slower than baby clear

[odd delta]

with all bc can't you kill from door before mom wakes

or do you run out of tumours to shoot

[placid marten]

kinda

some tumors wont be visible

bc also doesnt shoot that fast

[odd delta]

ya this is what i meant

[drifting citrus]

bc is kinda shit rn, with 5 burst maybe u could pull it off

[placid marten]

its just faster to kill babies

[drifting citrus]

u technically have enough dmg to do it without timeloss

[covert cypress]

@odd delta @urban nest are u both actually interested in sub 11

[drifting citrus]

but speed idk

[placid marten]

and you dont risk anyone downing while early shooting pmom

[candid jackal]

my oh my this could be cooked

[odd delta]

yeah r3d1 is fun

[candid jackal]

or it runs like a carry service

taking people one by one

[covert cypress]

alright

[drifting citrus]

how much per account carried

i am doing a market studdy

[covert cypress]

Hmm

[drifting citrus]

is this more viable than stealing bikes in the netherlands

[candid jackal]

beth carries me and i'll buy her a pint down the local spoons

[covert cypress]

Im sold

[candid jackal]

go on the ol' pub run

[wind cliff]

@placid marten my logs submission.

Eva’s mothers so fat he probably doesn’t need logs to find her

[covert cypress]

has nobody made a joke like that yet

[placid marten]

honestly im too food brained and would prefer a curry ngl

unless you got hawkes cider

that shit my fav

[placid marten]

eh

[candid jackal]

talking to jish is like reading logs, 3000 lines of garbage until you get what you're looking for

[placid marten]

ayayay

thats a blowback

[candid jackal]

sorry jish ily

[placid marten]

actually goat/gerz
have you heard of hawkes cider?

[candid jackal]

i'm not big into booze so i only know names by osmosis, hawkes is not one of them

[placid marten]

fav brand for ciders
they got a rly nice pineapple and berry one
but their generic apple cider is also quite good

[covert cypress]

I have not

[urban nest]

ya

[lilac dust]

I would like to as well :)

[candid jackal]

next one should be something that's harder to carry, let's go r4e1 !!!

[covert cypress]

Alright ur in queue

[lilac dust]

thanks pookie

[old trench]

I might want to join in que as well

[covert cypress]

Shore

[placid marten]

now we just need a 4th

so beth doesnt actually need to run

[covert cypress]

LOL

I mean take Sky zed cat and maid you’ve got an entire team already

But nah I get it, the hani carry goes hard

I can delegate all the hard stuff to him

[cloud depot]

hani just built diff

how many hours does hani have again

[lilac dust]

Lorna Shore

[covert cypress]

Hani is near 4k I think

Or he hit it idr

[cloud depot]

i see

i still havent even hit 1k

[odd delta]

i would ask what there is to do with 4k hours in this game but then i realise that im easily on track for 4k before im finished with everything i want to do

[placid marten]

also reminder that before alt rundowns released many people already played for a ton of hours

(I had 1.8k before R7)

[cloud depot]

also im pretty sure a good chunk of hani's hours are modded (samdown for example)

[covert cypress]

He’s mostly vanilla cause he’s og r4

but yeah he’s got a fair bit in modded

[cloud depot]

fair enuf

[candid jackal]

damn, everyone hungry for the carry

[urban nest]

waiting for 'HI I'M HANI AND I HAVE 4K HOURS'

[glass cradle]

low hour count gang ✊

[cloud depot]

how many hours to be considered low hour gang

[drifting citrus]

anything below 15k

and at 15k u either have every single world record or u are just bad

[glass cradle]

idk its a joke cuz everyone has a lot of hours

no one is a member of low hour count gang

[cloud depot]

im curious if anyone has 10k+

[cloud depot]

this is true lul

[glass cradle]

does anyone have more than ray

[placid marten]

how much does ray have again

[glass cradle]

6.4k

(doxxed)

[cloud depot]

😱

[lilac dust]

almost as much as Fireblade 💀

[placid marten]

wes has more

[glass cradle]

damn'

[odd delta]

what tutorial wr does to mf

[sullen silo]

I actually have 32,235 hours 🤓

its a requirement of all moderators to have at least 10,000 hours

[lilac dust]

all of them are AFK hours, right?

[drifting citrus]

damn u havent shut down ur pc in 3.6years

[sullen silo]

Yeah I’ve never actually played an exposition

[sullen silo]

I’m on that grind

[lilac dust]

what is the name of the enemy that has feelers 🤓

[old trench]

I can help, I'll even start with something easy
Potato.

[sullen silo]

feeler

[cloud depot]

friend

[lilac dust]

I can tell your only experience in GTFO is with AstralSpiff's videos 🤓

[twilit sparrow]

I'm not gonna lie, I do have a big head right now, after not playing the game for so long, never in my life attempted a speedrun on it, being rusty as hell, and still manage to do this ? I am proud of me.

huge thanks to @gritty grove @urban nest @normal widget for being patient with me during, and most importantly, for being great friends

[urban nest]

this door

[glass cradle]

mushroom

[urban nest]

i'll miss ur name being white

[glass cradle]

same

[drifting citrus]

can next competition still be r3d1 but sub 10 for funny role and sub 11 for "speed"runner

[glass cradle]

if it wasnt a color I Liked I wouldnt have participated

[urban nest]

it's a good color

wait it pops up in the bar thingy

like it's not just name color

[glass cradle]

is the rng in the room with us rn

[drifting citrus]

yes but i am blind, deaf, tied up, gagged and my brain needs to justify spending another 40 hours on a single level

[glass cradle]

but did you get sub 11 SOUNDLESS?

[drifting citrus]

sry only half, i can hear the lick but i have no idea where it comes from

next wr gonna be liquid bugged tho believe

[candid jackal]

shouldn't have bought 30 series card

[covert cypress]

cant wait for 50 series cards to have some new gtfo bug

[glass cradle]

nah theyll get liquid bug in dow

[drifting citrus]

series 50 uses ai to generate giants&bbcs melee so u cant look away from them anymore now

[placid marten]

actually?
kinda

my headset turned off for a good while at the end

[drifting citrus]

funnily enough none of us knew eva was no audio

xd

[placid marten]

I said it very quiet at the start
and then said it loud once

[rustic bridge]

Some shit always goes wrong in our runs

[placid marten]

R3D1 runs have to have that happen

reminder 11:20 has bread suffer through a half screen liquid buck blackscreen during charger zone

[covert cypress]

average

isnt there another run w that

[placid marten]

theres a few where it happens to some runners

[glass cradle]

it happened to void a lot right

[candid jackal]

where should the logs get chucked

for sub 11 submissions

[bleak crane]

@candid jackal I don't think you send them to Soy, you just submit to SRC

[candid jackal]

checks out ig, i'll chuck the submission in the discord but cba doing it on SRC itself

[bleak crane]

and fill out the form entries

[candid jackal]

up to eva or whoever verifies if they want to put that run up with all the links/info provided (unless you/hani/beth want that run on the leaderboard)

[placid marten]

yea I dont think Soy reads logs for a pasttime

But yea I told Soy that if they need me to read stuff id be down to do it, considering I pretty much already did so for the r6c1 competition

ill probably read all the logs that are up til then tmrw

[sullen silo]

Congrats to

@barren canyon @rare arrow @cloud depot and @drifting citrus for being the eighth team to submit a sub 16 minute run

and

@candid jackal @bleak crane @covert cypress and @hollow scroll for being the fourth team to submit a sub 11 minute run

[barren canyon]

yeah

[candid jackal]

nice nice

and if at any point i want to feel white i can still hop on my 2nd alt account that'll never be found :)

[old trench]

[idle grove]

11?

Oof

[rustic bridge]

gotta pop off

[pastel gull]

the opposite of rock on

[lilac dust]

I'm boutta dilly dally

[sullen silo]

Congrats to @drifting citrus @gray python @orchid bluff and @spark vale for being the ninth team to submit a 16 minute run

[placid marten]

huge

@covert cypress LOL

LOOOOOL

you guys arent for real

you are getting mad

over that?

thats FUNNY AF

[covert cypress]

who said i was mad

[placid marten]

unironically get into a vc

if you wanna have a normal discussion

[covert cypress]

im tour guiding

im just tabbing out mid scans to read

[placid marten]

and dont act like that was making fun of someone

[covert cypress]

im just saying

[glass cradle]

theres literally a non gtfo% time

[placid marten]

when theres been stuff far far worse

[covert cypress]

you cant call anybody sensitive

when u get mad when i say a tier speedrunners

[glass cradle]

there was no point in mentioning it if it wasnt making fun of it, so idk

[placid marten]

thats just a shit tier take

[glass cradle]

im not mad its just theres not rly any other interpretation

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[covert cypress]

ok and comparing your run to a gtfo any% time isnt a bad take?

[placid marten]

cuz its litteraly wrong

8 1/2 min faster and me being surprised about it when i expected 6 (considering legacy runs) has nothing to do with that xD

[covert cypress]

im glad we're both on the same tier of takes then

[placid marten]

oh there is

[drifting citrus]

the interpretation that the sum of wr improved by 8 and a half minutes?

[glass cradle]

what was legacy time again, it was good right

[placid marten]

16:58

pretty sick run

[covert cypress]

they didnt run it much i dont think

[glass cradle]

another time existed

its on SRC too

[placid marten]

I expected like 16:30 to 17:00

so I went off the safe played R6D4 from the gtfo any%

which is 23:46

do the math

[drifting citrus]

also it is a well known fact that in the context of a level run, r6d4 was absolute dogshit, obviously because it wasn't ran as a level

same as r5c2

[glass cradle]

then why mention it

[placid marten]

they ran r6d4 a bunh

so much so that they knew where resources were off of a key

[covert cypress]

comparatively to r6d1 tho

[placid marten]

which tbf

was easier back then

[covert cypress]

but a lot of thats also just pubs

nuggies pubbed the level a ton

[glass cradle]

I didnt even play the game back then and I saw the r6d4 runs

[placid marten]

cuz thats what we compare to xD

if theres a run

[glass cradle]

that shit was cool

[drifting citrus]

eva's mistake, should have never put the game time in the title of the video either

[placid marten]

especially if we are trying ot lower game time to sub 18 (now lower)

[candid jackal]

it's not surprising or that big of a timesave when you consider the circumstances

[wind cliff]

marathon runs arent IL CRAZY more at 6

[candid jackal]

with you having mapped every spawn in the level, playing fresh and not off the back of however many previous rundowns of an 8+ hour session

[placid marten]

Its just crazy to me that the first idea has to be "oh eva is toxic with this and has to make fun of them"

cuz thats definetly what I usually do

feels more like smth other people here do

[placid marten]

Im not surprised the run is improved no shit

[glass cradle]

idk its been established several times that comparing to marathon times is kinda meaningless, better to act like there isnt a time at all tbh

[placid marten]

I had different time expectations

again

im in Woods if anybody wants to talk

and not shittalk

[candid jackal]

is it really that surprising when compared to other parts of gtfo% ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wind cliff]

nope

[glass cradle]

you say this while saying this

[candid jackal]

especially when you add on the fact that you now have access to more mapped spawns

[placid marten]

people are just reading bullshit into this

[glass cradle]

we are not all beth eva

and beth doesnt even do it that much idk

beth gave up on this community a long time ago hate to say it

[placid marten]

I say what while saying that

[glass cradle]

as well, its not like ppl are gonna know the any% time if they watch this run

it is a comment purely for yourselves

I think my assumption is fair

not even mentioning adding logs to it either is kinda funny

[candid jackal]

i mean you could even try and look at other levels to demonstrate that it's a bit of a silly assertion to be making that you're that much faster

[wind cliff]

so we didnt have cube map or key map. tbh 8 mins seems reasonable at that point

[candid jackal]

like what? the main only r4e1 took 39 minutes? for ages that's been a speedrun time you could consider poor for 100% runs

[glass cradle]

I feel like you rly just want to lump everyone in with beth fsr, like I know you guys hate each other and all but god damn

[placid marten]

no
thats you getting offended at smth with me having entirely different behaviour otherwise

consider who was actually supportive and hyped about the any% run

ah yes

definetly me shittalking an R6D4 which was definetly not optimized but played safely in a fast manner

[wind cliff]

yeah the arguemment is why even borther mentioning us

I know we are the only other players

[placid marten]

8 1/2 minutes of time safe, when 6 was roughly what was expected before starting runs is insane for the total time

WHICH IS LITTERALY WHAT IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR 2 WEEKS

[drifting citrus]

because when u get wr u compare it with the previous one

[wind cliff]

LOL

LOL
LOL

LOL

LOL

LOL

[placid marten]

@wind cliff join the vc if you wanna actually talk

I know you can

[wind cliff]

actually insane

[placid marten]

And I know you should know me well enough

to think about what I actually meant

holy fuck

[wind cliff]

i dont really care about it

[unreal spindle]

You might want to discuss it privately ?

[covert cypress]

eva gimme a few mins

[wind cliff]

Okay ch0 i wasnt gonna get into it

[placid marten]

I cant believe people who have shittalked others multiple times now act like this

[covert cypress]

lemme finish run

[unreal spindle]

Clarifying things ?

[placid marten]

when I compare a run xD

[placid marten]

oh ya nw

[wind cliff]

@placid marten we did a 19:30 run we never uploaded at like the start of r6d4

that we talked about remember

[placid marten]

I did not remember you having a 19:30

was that the lag run?

[wind cliff]

LOL

[placid marten]

no

not lag

[wind cliff]

ray dc

[placid marten]

fps

[candid jackal]

maaaaaan i wanna go on a walk but this is like

too good to pass up

[wind cliff]

fps was to bad to keep going

[rustic bridge]

how does this shit always happen lmao

[wind cliff]

Idk I just get @ed in DMs and come to see the fun

[candid jackal]

hm maybe i join vc out on a walk

[rustic bridge]

ah

makes sense

i think you guys are doing too much still

ngl

[covert cypress]

silence pub

my video is uploading

[rustic bridge]

sorry i am a mid tier pub

[wind cliff]

I think comparing runs to marathon run to ILs isn’t it frosty

[candid jackal]

actually i can't be bothered joining vc when out on a walk, what sort of stupid idea is that it'd ruin the mood hearing <whoever you hate most> talk LMAO

[covert cypress]

thats basically my take too ngl

[rustic bridge]

we compared r6d4 time to OG

[bleak crane]

There have been a few before this that are compared to marathon specifically

[rustic bridge]

and talked about 8.5 min time save in terms of the composite time

[candid jackal]

ILs?

[wind cliff]

guys my 16 star whomps split is way faster my 120 whomps split

[bleak crane]

When marathon is not a very sensible comparison

[wind cliff]

Idk it is fine it is just like every time

[candid jackal]

isn't it ironic

[rustic bridge]

well, i think when talking about a 8,5 min time save when talking about gtfo%% composite time it isnt that unusual

[candid jackal]

this channel was supposed to be archived/read only because of arguments and spam

then it gets resuscitated and here we are

[wind cliff]

LOL cube map plus key map frosty

[rustic bridge]

yes i know

I mean

[wind cliff]

It is expected

[rustic bridge]

if im talking about the gtfo% composite time then being like "we saved 8.5 mins on the composite time" it isnt unusual

it is expected to save a lot

[wind cliff]

It being faster than the og time isn’t even surprisingly either r5e1 is 5 mins faster than the og

[covert cypress]

its only revived cause of event

[bleak crane]

R5E1 OG time is dogass

[covert cypress]

itll die out again

[bleak crane]

Like, the run is just not good in OG

[candid jackal]

what was TC's OG R4E1 time? 38 something?

[unreal spindle]

It will for sure once it is read only

[bleak crane]

TC's OG was also bad

[candid jackal]

and that was run more recently/not during og r4

[wind cliff]

LOL

Crown this man

[rustic bridge]

i mean i still this this whole thing is doing too much

[candid jackal]

mhm it wouldn't be as good as current times for sure, especially with logs and even the level layout itself

[rustic bridge]

surely its dinner time or smth

[candid jackal]

further for bulkhead key

[wind cliff]

I mean it isn’t the first time we have talked about this

R5c2 had the exact same convo

[rustic bridge]

ig i havent been there

[wind cliff]

and I am making food

[unreal spindle]

Nope, captain obvious deserves no crown. I would have liked to see it as a celebration, instead of an ultimate debate, however :(

[rustic bridge]

debating is inevitable in this community

[wind cliff]

Tbh I have been having a blast with the r3d1

[rustic bridge]

arguing*

[wind cliff]

it has been great

[urban nest]

yay i get to be red

i had awesome tour guide

[unreal spindle]

If I had spare time, I'd love to try and run it for the sake of it

[covert cypress]

the cho tour guide run?

[wind cliff]

You should it is worth playing a few times

[odd delta]

cho in queue ✅

[covert cypress]

it seems like its a couple hours

[wind cliff]

Takes about an hour or two to get sub 11

[glass cradle]

LOL

[sullen silo]

Damn what the fuck happened here

[wind cliff]

nothing to worry about

just average speedrunning moment

[glass cradle]

pretty tame tbh

[sullen silo]

crazy

[wind cliff]

isnt this why you wantted to talk our chat from us soy

so we could stop having our little discussions

[odd delta]

"there are no arguments, only happy little discussions"

[sullen silo]

kinda

but these conversations will probably just end up in gtfo chat instead

[wind cliff]

we would have it in dms

but i think one of us would be spaming images of the others moms

(it would be me)

[rustic bridge]

👶

[glass cradle]

LOL

[sullen silo]

I hope so

keep yalls dick measuring contests or whatever private smh

/s

anyway

[rustic bridge]

huge

[wind cliff]

we seen it. huge isnt the word i would use frosty

[rustic bridge]

1 INCH IS HUGE

SHUT UP

[sullen silo]

Congrats to @covert cypress @hollow scroll @odd delta and @urban nest for being the fifth team to submit a sub 11 minute run

i wonder if the couple of people in all these runs are gettin sick of the pings

[covert cypress]

nah

not yet

[sullen silo]

thats good cuz i wasnt gonna stop

[odd delta]

the tour guides getting credit as earned

[sullen silo]

ill give them special credit in the announcement post after the comp ends

[candid jackal]

-6

[native crest]

@placid marten @drifting citrus @rustic bridge @covert cypress @glass cradle @wind cliff@candid jackal @bleak crane

Earlier "happy little discussion" seems to largely have arisen from a misunderstanding.

The 8 1/2 minute composite time time save has been misattributed in the video description and in ensuing comments as a comparison to the gtfo% time. When it in fact comes from the R6% time.

Given that the R6% time is a better time, comparison to the any% time seemed like unnecessarily singling out a run, which did not seem to have any reasonable explanation.

EDIT: In addition, apparently the OG time was misremembered, and as such the expected time save of 6 minutes was a gross underestimate, so the 8 1/2 minute figure is less "crazy" and more so to be expected.

[wind cliff]

Happy happy happy

[native crest]

We can all kiss now, mwah!

[rustic bridge]

I believe eva didnt realise the wr was not a gtfo% time

[wind cliff]

We all

Didn’t check

[rustic bridge]

yur

[candid jackal]

what if i don't want to

i want to kick someone off this mountain

[candid jackal]

and did i get conveniently ignored or is it that my assertions are both logical and not really fanning the flames or looking for trouble

[rustic bridge]

[native crest]

I kinda figured you were just kinda here and didn't have any personal stake in it

[candid jackal]

i mean tbf i was just saying that the time gap being so big isn't that unfathomable given the differences in circumstance

[rustic bridge]

it isnt

we just thought it would be more like 6 mins and not 8.5

[wind cliff]

Goat your not involved in the drama here

you weren’t in gtfo% or in the run with Eva

[candid jackal]

always getting left out

[wind cliff]

WTF am I supposed

to just take a pot shot at you for the fun of it

Raw next question

[candid jackal]

yea sure why not

ok buddy now you're asking for it

[rustic bridge]

ayo

[wind cliff]

Got fucking destroyed

Actually mind controlled

[candid jackal]

metaphorically fucking me over here

[native crest]

I am very surprised that you didn't think you'd beat the OG time.

[rustic bridge]

we thought we would

ayo wtf

actually nvm

i didnt know it was a 16:58

[native crest]

23:46 - 6:00 = 17:46 > 16:58

[rustic bridge]

sub 16 was pretty easy then

i thought it was like a 19 min time

[wind cliff]

Yeah

they pushed it

And it can go much lower even now probs

[rustic bridge]

yeah

sub 15 is ez

maybe sub 14 as well

hugh jass

[barren canyon]

ah yes, i frequently do speedruns to know all this information guys!

also ill love you guys more if someone would help me get cool red name

:)

[wind cliff]

@covert cypress helps. Homie out

[barren canyon]

i have yet to play with gerz LMAOOO

[wind cliff]

Beth help him else I will read the fairy book out loud