general

[graceful nymph]

wtf

[lost zinc]

She Bishops on my Hackett until I Dauda

[zinc hazel]

real

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[tulip dragon]

hi

[marsh cipher]

Team it's monday tomorrow :(

[frosty imp]

Tomorrow is mpreg monday

[covert agate]

sign me up

[marsh cipher]

team whos hopping on dbd swfs

steagulls where u at

[pale valve]

I’ll run my bubba build against you lot

[marsh cipher]

no no u join us

[pale valve]

Bubba goes where bubba wants to

I’m at work ngl

[marsh cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/white-man-jumpscare-dbd-fnaf-dead-by-daylight-fnaf-jump-scare-spring-trap-dbd-gif-6986884779446290843

[pale valve]

https://tenor.com/view/white-man-jumpscare-dbd-fnaf-dead-by-daylight-fnaf-jump-scare-spring-trap-dbd-gif-6986884779446290843

[marsh cipher]

:3

[final copper]

hey my friend is getting stuck trying to enter a lobby weve tried all the basic trouble shooting is there anyone that knows how to fix this?

[scenic ginkgo]

#1049599987878723635

Desync issues

[final copper]

can you explain this like im 12 is there a fix for this?

[scenic ginkgo]

Yes

However there can be a million reasons on why this happens

The easier way to explain: something is messing with the P2P connection between the players and steam

If you have any app like VPNs both players need to turn it off

Or you can check threads on #1049599987878723635 or make a post and show us your player logs

How to get player logs #bug-reporting

[wooden wing]

running around a rock 🔥

[primal canyon]

well well well

oop

[velvet copper]

GTFO really needs a pretty tight knit team (at least a couple players); the idea of matchmaking honestly doesn’t even make a lot of sense for this game due to the communication and coordination required (imo). If you can find even just one person to run missions with you, I think you’ll really enjoy it

[primal canyon]

its finding those players to play with u though

thats the thing

[modest ibex]

finding someone to play with is not that hard, they just need to be of a similar skill and you need to vibe together
give a couple of pubs a go and invite those you enjoyed most later

[primal canyon]

i mean yeah but finding someone of similar skill to me is someone with no skill on rundown one

soooo....

[velvet copper]

I mean relatively speaking

I literally just completed the first rundown; I’m not that far beyond you. I’d be down to play through a mission or two maybe next weekend if you want

[primal canyon]

if u would like

completely up to you

[velvet copper]

Or anyone; I’m just offering - if you want to try a mission or two and you can’t find someone to play with just hit me up

[kind hedge]

remember that its perfectly reasonable to beat the game with just duo or trio

[primal canyon]

rundown 8 with 2-3 people?

[kind hedge]

yes

[primal canyon]

insane

[kind hedge]

bots will help plenty so long as you have at least 2 people

the entire game is beatable duo with no bots if youre good enough

[primal canyon]

thats what i thought u meant

i didnt even know there was bots

[kind hedge]

you dont need to be that cracked to beat them with bots

[velvet copper]

And it’s beatable by yourself if you’re masochistic enough (maybe)

[kind hedge]

there are a few lvls that are not possible without cheese

or not yet

[velvet copper]

Bummer

[kind hedge]

but some of the hardest lvl in the game has been done solo no bots and no cheese

[velvet copper]

Why do some of these levels require more than one person?

[kind hedge]

some are just that hards and some require 2 people unless you cheese

youll know when you see them

[velvet copper]

I see..

[primal canyon]

someone has done r8c2\

completely solo

no bots

[velvet copper]

I just saw the ||shadow dudes|| for the first time lol

[primal canyon]

upto r8d2/r8e1 solo

[velvet copper]

I introduced them to my combat shotgun

[kind hedge]

good luck on your rundown 2 then

you might get stuck on r2d1, r2d2, or r2e1

if it got unbearable you should consider skipping

easpecially r2e1

[velvet copper]

Damn say what

No spoilers but is it that hard?

[kind hedge]

its exponentially harder than what you see before

[velvet copper]

I’m playing with a friend and two bots

It’s really that much harder huh

[kind hedge]

e tier lvls are like top 10 hardest lvl in the game

meanwhile the hardset lvl you wouldve cleared up to that point is r2d2 which is like top 20

quite a gap

[velvet copper]

I guess I’ll find out soon enough

[kind hedge]

basically, r1d1 is a tutorial for d tier

so dont get too excited

[velvet copper]

I like the pain

[kind hedge]

try true duo chat

no bots

i play true duo and its much more intense

[velvet copper]

Not that much pain

Did you originally play through the game like that?

[kind hedge]

i play exclusively true duo

and sometimes true solo if i want to challenge myself

[velvet copper]

You crazy crazy

[kind hedge]

solo with bots are pretty snoozefest after all

[velvet copper]

Too ez?

[kind hedge]

they range from pretty boring to miserable

so i dont normally play that

[velvet copper]

I just like having 3 burst sentries lol

[kind hedge]

3 burst just trivialise most alarms

[velvet copper]

Even on higher rundowns?

[kind hedge]

ofc not

also rundown are not higher in difficulty

difficulty comes in tiers

but overall difficulty fluctuates between rundown

(rundown 4, 5 being very hard while 3,6 being easy)

just skip around when youre stuck

except rundown 8 as its the climax and will throw everything at you

so do everything else first before that one

[velvet copper]

Maybe that’s why it’s so difficult; because you’re running duo only lol. Or you think we’ll still get wrecked regardless

[kind hedge]

rundown 4 and 5 are regarded to be very difficult in general

idk if youd get wrecked when you reach it

if you can beat r2e1 by then then it wouldnt be much of a problem

[modest ibex]

r4 and r5 are difficult if you pe them
main only is not substantially harder than previous rundowns.

[polar elm]

This game easy as hell

Beat it in 2 hrs and refunded

[marsh cipher]

same

[fallen relic]

true

[pale valve]

You have not seen the bubba goes where bubba wants build

[marsh cipher]

whats the build

[pale valve]

It’s Epis build, don’t remember it but could google

Bamboozle, corrupt intervention, infectious fright, forced hesitation, iridescent flesh, the beasts marks

[wooden wing]

Vaulting a window: 💔🥀

[pale valve]

Bubba goes where bubba wants

[wooden wing]

Bubba goes where bubba gets looped for 8 gens

[pale valve]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6k4KxR62v_Y?si=VOlTkdnWgrKAnU8c or gets a 3k before any gens are touched

[wooden wing]

It's relatively easy to get a 4k if you are playing against extremely bad survivors

Even with trapper or smth

[warm vine]

anyone else having server issues?

duoing with a friend right now and everything else if fine, but there's some sort of weird lag when we play

like 4-5 seconds for actions to register

[tiny trout]

No servers. Skill issue, works on your friends machine

[scenic ginkgo]

That is called desync

One of you has a fucked up connection

[pale valve]

Id recommend host be on Ethernet, wifi isnt good for P2P games

[warm vine]

ive 200 hours played on wifi and this has only been an issue now

but if your telling me its p2p hosting then it is what it is

[pale valve]

Desync

[warm vine]

yea thanks

[quartz nebula]

nope

[covert agate]

are you sure

[quartz nebula]

definitly

[marsh cipher]

It's currently Sunday chapter 2

[covert agate]

are you really sure

[quartz nebula]

yes

[marsh cipher]

Team, I'm almost done with my shift but my schedule doesn't finish for another 2 hours

Thoughts?

[covert agate]

hmmm

[median bronze]

hii some one to play whit a new player 🙂

[quartz nebula]

speedrun 2 hours in 30 mins

[quartz nebula]

sure

[median bronze]

yey

friend

[marsh cipher]

What's the tech here

[quartz nebula]

force everysingle clock to go 2 hours ahead

[marsh cipher]

Real

[covert agate]

dial tf in

[marsh cipher]

Dialling now

[quartz nebula]

another way is to accelerate time

[pale valve]

just clock out honestly

[marsh cipher]

What's the number

[covert agate]

1

[pale valve]

112

[marsh cipher]

I lose out on a fair amount of money then

[pale valve]

sit on ur phone

[covert agate]

goon in work bathroom

[marsh cipher]

😳

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[sonic axle]

ye I’m new too

[polar oxide]

same

[sonic axle]

Us fr

wanna run it up tdy?

[warm geyser]

yall have any r2d2 tips with bots? i keep runnin out of supplies and getting skullfucked by the horde around test 9-10?

[pale valve]

Don’t

Do R3A3 first

[warm geyser]

i have

[pale valve]

Nvm

Uh

[warm geyser]

im not doin em in order or anything

i have all except d2 done

for r2

[pale valve]

Bots suck with rez management

They prioritize medi over everything else

[warm geyser]

my only thought is to just kite and use doors to occasionally mine the hoard

[pale valve]

Generally you should hold in the room below reactor

[warm geyser]

ill try that, wave 7 and 8 im stuck scavenging for ammo during the wave

[pale valve]

Hold 5 uses if you can

[covert agate]

don't

actual hell

speaking from experience

[marsh cipher]

You were the bot?

[covert agate]

yeah

i’m cracked w bio

[fiery cloak]

haii quad :3

[marsh cipher]

That'll look good on a CV

[covert agate]

and i love getting melee’d for 80 by giants

[marsh cipher]

You should send me the giant battle cat plushie

[marsh cipher]

Woah that's crazy! So do I

[fiery cloak]

grrr

how about giant boykisser

[marsh cipher]

No bc I don't kiss boys so i don't relate

[covert agate]

we have so much in common!

[fiery cloak]

sad

[covert agate]

you should try it sometime

[amber solar]

how could u

what kind of men doesn't kiss boys

[marsh cipher]

I don't wanna kiss anyone

[amber solar]

D:

[covert agate]

aww

[polar oxide]

would be down sometime

[sonic axle]

dm

[pale valve]

That would explain it

[covert agate]

guhhhh

[pale valve]

The R1B2 games

[covert agate]

i dont play well on ping

[pale valve]

Or smth

Idk

[covert agate]

thats my excuse

[pale valve]

Uh huh

[covert agate]

prommy

[bold stirrup]

hello sigmas

[pale valve]

Hello fellow sugma

[amber solar]

chat is been 3 days since day and in that time my laptop stopped working, a new-used phone I got has the back peeled off and my old phone cannot transfer its stuff to it

im losing it

everything is going wrong

[pale valve]

Unfort

Get this man a proper pc frfr

[polar oxide]

and the mandatory juice box to de-stress🫡

[amber solar]

no have juice at home:[

[polar oxide]

pray to the tech gods 🤷‍♂️

[swift lily]

buh

[polar oxide]

yes buhther

[quartz nebula]

In California

[tight vessel]

Hello im new just downloaded the game anyone down to play a teach a noob like me

[quartz nebula]

Well today is friday in california

[pale valve]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[pale valve]

Id mention you just got the game btw

[quartz nebula]

[tight vessel]

whats .t lfg

[quartz nebula]

Its a command that lets you know of what appropriate channels you should use when youre nee to the server and want to play with someone

[pale valve]

It’s just a command, same as this one

.t bucket

[eternal saffron]

||This is my bucket. There are many like it, but this one is mine.||
||My bucket is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.||
||My bucket, without me, is useless. Without my bucket, I am useless. I must use my bucket true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …||
||My bucket and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….||
||My bucket is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my bucket clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….||
||Before God, I swear this creed. My bucket and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.||
||So be it, until victory and there is no enemy, but peace!!||

||https://i.imgur.com/LX0YKiG.png||

[tight vessel]

.tlfg

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[tight vessel]

got it im going to play the tutorial first and try and get a group

[brazen delta]

@kindred garden @cosmic thorn That chat has slow mode but I shouldn't yap in there anyway. Maintenance usually lasts no longer than 10 mins

[kindred garden]

many thanks!

[nova sparrow]

I'm an artist offering paid art commissions, I draw customized pfps, banners, anime and game fanart, OCs, and more stuff for different social media platforms according to your preference, anyone interested to see some of my previous work?

[brave mantle]

<@&408548765599793173>

commission scammer

[marsh cipher]

Rule 4 breaker smh

[marsh cipher]

It's monday part 2

[graceful nymph]

@nova sparrow hi 🙂

[pallid crater]

Hot asf outside bugaloo

[nova sparrow]

not a scammer please I can prove myself that im not a scammer

[graceful nymph]

pretty please 🙏

[pallid crater]

Say potato.

[nova sparrow]

hi there

[marsh cipher]

you also can't advertise here

[pale valve]

Rule 4 is the new rule 7 apparently

[nova sparrow]

my bad but atleast have a look at my work Im talented artist I promise i can draw anything according to your preference

[graceful nymph]

Draw big scout then

[tiny trout]

its wednesday my dudes

[pale valve]

I already got a fire pfp

[nova sparrow]

😭

no buddy gives a fuck abt talent everybody want jiggle butts 😭

[pale valve]

Dude all due respect right

We are too freaky for just pfps

[nova sparrow]

ima freak

[pale valve]

Cho is on ur ass tho

[bleak lintel]

I am sorry, but Discord itself flags you as a potential scam / spammer

[pale valve]

No way

Lmaooooo

[bleak lintel]

In any case, noone here is looking for an art commission, so please move on

[nova sparrow]

yeah its bcz I do cold dms to offer commissions, it doesnt means Im a scammer

no?

[bleak lintel]

You should not, as it is against the global Discord rules ...

[nova sparrow]

nobody give a fuck abt my art?

[bleak lintel]

Direct solicitation is forbidden

[pale valve]

Unless it’s scouts wait I can’t finish this sentence in front of a mod

[bleak lintel]

I was about to hit the hay, but I can see you on your way out of this server

[fiery cloak]

maybe if you were in a place where people advertise art then we would care

but this is a server for a game

[bleak lintel]

@nova sparrow This is a (dying) game Discord server, not a place you want to advertise for anything

[fiery cloak]

ok sam d-b

[pale valve]

Didn’t know Sam was a mod

[pale valve]

Also who was this for lmao

[bleak lintel]

The reported offender, who literally said nothing since they joined the server a few months ago then started today

[pale valve]

Oh lol

Embed fail ha ha

[brazen delta]

😭

[bleak lintel]

Better safe than sorry, good night y'all

[pale valve]

Try again dc can be weird

[pale valve]

Gnight eep well

[scenic wolf]

did bro get banned?

[bleak lintel]

Unfortunately, yes

[pale valve]

In like 3 months they’d be turned to a bot anyways

[scenic wolf]

lmao aight

[pale valve]

Try again I’m sure we have perms here since we have in all of the GTFO chats

[brazen delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306564367315370076/1365418057413038120/caption.gif

got me again

[pale valve]

Some might call me the master baiter

[brittle forum]

-# hns incident

[pale valve]

Unironically don’t know what you’re referencing

[brittle forum]

[covert agate]

twin

[marsh cipher]

The master tank spawner

[pale valve]

Yes

She master my tank till I bait

[vital burrow]

hello everyone

im new and just installed the game

[pale valve]

Haiiiiii

[vital burrow]

could anyone play with me and teach me what i need to know

[pale valve]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[vital burrow]

none are available for mw

[pale valve]

Wdym

Oh the channels

Scroll all the way up on the channels list

There’s a ”role and channels”

Add the regions you wanna play with (usually NA and EU have good enough ping/sync so they can play with each other)

[plush meteor]

I'm a professional hater offering paid GTFO hate commissions, I rant about bad gun balance, lazy devs, terribly designed levels, stupid game choices and SCATTERGUN. I can rant to your preference, anyone interested to see some of my previous rant work?

Promise I'm not a comission scammer

[wooden wing]

can you rant about vanilla being boring please

[neat solstice]

[[R6AX]]

[feral pollen]

https://gtfo.wiki.gg/wiki/R6AX

[plush meteor]

Sure but you gotta pay me

It’s a commission

[wooden wing]

ok how much

[plush meteor]

In cat gifs

[wooden wing]

hmm

[shrewd gate]

@kaiiburr unblock me please

@amber vigil

@amber vigil

[pale valve]

Interesting, they won’t see your pings anyways

[shrewd gate]

can u ping him for me

[pale valve]

Nah I don’t involve myself in others stuff

[shrewd gate]

please

[pale valve]

Noppers im too Swedish to do it

[fiery cloak]

why did he block you

[shrewd gate]

long story can u ping him

[fiery cloak]

nop

[brave mantle]

Yo don’t harass people if they have blocked you

You’ve been blocked for a reason

[shrewd gate]

it’s my boyfriend lol

[amber solar]

that sounds worse ngl

[brave mantle]

Crazy relationship where your partner blocks you lmao

[shrewd gate]

yeah i know

[brave mantle]

Reminds me of people in high school

[pale valve]

Average discord moment if I’m gonna be honest

[fiery cloak]

ah yes my favorite part of a healthy relationship: your partner blocks you and so you beg for them on a public discord

[brave mantle]

Integral part of any relationship

[pale valve]

🗣️🔥

People need to start comming like they’re in a speedrun frfr

[brave mantle]

“She’s on me she’s on me”

“Unloading mag”

[covert agate]

"good comms, good comms"

[pale valve]

🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

”I got kidnapped”

”holy shit 6 use imboutakam”

[fiery cloak]

who says we dont

[pale valve]

I meant like people in relationships

[fiery cloak]

"two use t*ts"

[brave mantle]

“She’s riding me good rng”

[pale valve]

” I’m downed I’m downed”

[brave mantle]

“Can I get a res”

[pale valve]

”Can I get a hit”/”i can take a hit”

[brave mantle]

“50/50 on hole rng”

Ok I’m done

[pale valve]

”holy desync they have no head”

[brave mantle]

I’m actually cooked rn

I’ve been up since like 9pm yesterday

I’m here for 6 more hours

[pallid crater]

Could complete a lot of WR speed runs in six hours.

Why you awake so long? What’s keeping you?

[livid matrix]

Long kiting

[brave mantle]

Idk tbh

I’ve been having troubles sleeping

And I have a case of “I don’t want it to be tomorrow”

Also there has been so much shit happening recently

Anyway I’m going too deep

[sonic axle]

Same

[livid matrix]

the legend of going to bed at a reasonable hour and getting a good night’s sleep

Do hope things take a turn for the better

[shrewd gate]

we’re long distance we’re not e dating

[warm coral]

https://tenor.com/view/algore-democraticparty-yup-presidentaldebate-gif-6647655544721972987

AL GORE

特朗普2029

https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteHouse SUBSCRIBE

[covert agate]

thank you, very cool

[warm coral]

YEAH

YEAH

YEAH

YEAH

YEAH

[brave mantle]

<@&408548765599793173>

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[brave mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

SHIT

[wooden wing]

bro forgot its not gtfo chat

[warm coral]

L

YEAH

[brave mantle]

Bro I didn’t realise what this channel was

[covert agate]

embed fail

[frosty imp]

[brave mantle]

Anyway get a job

[wooden wing]

lmao shut yo bum ass up 😭

[frosty imp]

I just had a heart attack

[warm coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kobe-bryant-los-angeles-lakers-nba-finals-nba-championship-lakers-gif-16156255

[wooden wing]

dang

did you die or what

[frosty imp]

Do NOT put that j*b application

never wanna see it ever again

[brave mantle]

Mb chief

[warm coral]

snow flake mentality

[brave mantle]

Snowflake*

[frosty imp]

thickheaded moment?

[covert agate]

hey man you seem pretty cool, can i kiss you on the mouth with tongue?

[frosty imp]

record it

pls

[warm coral]

eww thats liberal nonsense

[brave mantle]

I think he would enjoy that

Oh shit I think he does

[wooden wing]

i think you are in the closet cutie pie

[covert agate]

i'm going to touch you with my soft liberal hands

[frosty imp]

Liberally kiss them

[warm coral]

i got my 2nd amendment right for a reason

[covert agate]

will do

[fiery cloak]

can i feel your soft liberal hands

[brave mantle]

Omg you so want it

[wooden wing]

im gonna second amend all over you~

[brave mantle]

So cute

[covert agate]

your arms are bared? ooh, you're so muscular~~

[warm coral]

https://tenor.com/view/usa-gif-5540557978726672638

[fiery cloak]

when will they learn......

[wooden wing]

holy cornball 🥀

[warm coral]

dei nonsense

[brave mantle]

Brain cells can only work so hard man

[warm coral]

MINE ARE FUELED WITH U S AND A

[covert agate]

i'm going to woke all over your face~

[wooden wing]

this HAS to be satire

[brave mantle]

Fuelled with us? 🥺

[fiery cloak]

going to include you in my bed~~

[brave mantle]

Do we think he’s a top or bottom?

Definitely bottom

[covert agate]

bottom

deffo

[wooden wing]

its hard to tell

[fiery cloak]

their pronouns are listed as they/them 🤓

[warm coral]

TOP CAUSE USA USA USA USA

USA ON TOP

[brave mantle]

Nah he has very sub vibes

[warm coral]

CAWWW

[fiery cloak]

if usa is on top then your on bottom bbg~~

[wooden wing]

ur gonna be cawing after im done with you

[brave mantle]

Sorry buddy you reek of sub

[sand mesa]

hello first time playing the game needd someone t play with have no friendds irl

[fiery cloak]

call me usa the way im on top

[brave mantle]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[fiery cloak]

Hello im new just downloaded the game anyone down to play a teach a noob like me

[frosty imp]

amazing

[wooden wing]

make a call unc i gotchu

[warm coral]

i love woke people

[wooden wing]

holy cornball 🥀

[brave mantle]

Oh shit he’s rping

[fiery cloak]

we shoot the woke here

[covert agate]

mods this person's actually chill

we're fine

[frosty imp]

I do NOT like woke people

[wooden wing]

"i love gay people! i would never discriminate against them! not ever!"

[covert agate]

cant stop woking it

[warm coral]

so your a scheming conservative

[wooden wing]

do you wanna woke together

[frosty imp]

I will drive my 4 feet lifted megatruck with the rear balls attachment

[brave mantle]

This is my type of RP

[warm coral]

YEAH AMEN

[covert agate]

🥺 🥺 🥺

[fiery cloak]

can i woke it with you tonight 🥺

[warm coral]

any day for you~

[frosty imp]

I need that black smoke out the exhaust baby

[warm coral]

yes~

[brave mantle]

Omg it’s a match made in heaven 🥹

[wooden wing]

i thought you were taken... you liar 🥺

[fiery cloak]

frosty x joe biden mpreg fanfic when

[covert agate]

yo btw have you ever played gtfo

its a pretty cool game

[frosty imp]

it isn't

[warm coral]

i support it cause make america woke again

[covert agate]

shush

[wooden wing]

unc you have 30 hours

play the game before you give an opinon on it

[frosty imp]

do I care?

[brave mantle]

Everyone is unc to you

[wooden wing]

its literally such privelege to be able to call everyone unc

im so grateful

[fiery cloak]

arent you like 4

[warm coral]

WokeAmerica agrees you should be grateful

[wooden wing]

4 and a half 😠

[fiery cloak]

#makeamericasleepyagain

[frosty imp]

[warm coral]

hey i agre- 💤

[brave mantle]

When I get home I’m gonna have the fattest nap ever napped

[fiery cloak]

sleepers!!!!!!

[pallid crater]

Big week for new people.

[brave mantle]

Big week for the living

[fiery cloak]

big week for the sleepers

[brave mantle]

Eepers

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[pallid crater]

Guh

[frosty imp]

guhYATT

[naive crag]

@warm coral why

[frosty imp]

guh?

[pallid crater]

You think that guy also does commission work?

[fiery cloak]

we are making the woke sleepy again

[covert agate]

we're woking it

[naive crag]

lets go

[kind hedge]

damn

joe biden play gtfo confirmed?

game NOT DEAD

[warm coral]

PRINCESS DIANA DID THIS

[kind hedge]

[naive crag]

imagine

[warm coral]

THAT AIDS-HUGGER

[frosty imp]

l bozo dead

[naive crag]

that is odd

[covert agate]

is that queen elizabeth

or am i high

[frosty imp]

I think so

idk1!

[fiery cloak]

hopefully 🙏

[covert agate]

im gonna touch you

[naive crag]

very interesting

[fiery cloak]

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

[wooden wing]

can u do me to

[frosty imp]

DON'T touch them

[wooden wing]

holy bum

[fiery cloak]

dont touch the feelers!!!!!!!!

[covert agate]

you're a minor dumbass

[wooden wing]

whats a minor

[frosty imp]

Not a major

[kind hedge]

wait

[wooden wing]

im pretty major if you ask me

[frosty imp]

no

[kind hedge]

syn is a minor?

damn

[covert agate]

yeah

[covert agate]

he's actually evil

[wooden wing]

fuck

[frosty imp]

I have no idea what anyone is

[kind hedge]

no wonder hes so shit at game

hes a lil kiddo

[covert agate]

im a major

major dumbass that is

[frosty imp]

damn

[kind hedge]

real asf

[covert agate]

also a major

[wooden wing]

ok bud

1v1 me

[kind hedge]

i beat r1a1 solo at 200 hours

wbu

[wooden wing]

978

shit was easy as fuck icl

[kind hedge]

im literally 5 times better

[wooden wing]

i dunno what i was doing for like 20 attempts 😭

[wooden wing]

so we are measuring skill in the amount of time it took to solo r1a1

[fiery cloak]

600+ havent done solo r1a1

[wooden wing]

its not fun

[covert agate]

200, r1a1 completed

🥰

guess im just cracked

[wooden wing]

go solo r3d1, r7d2, or something actually fun

[fiery cloak]

or i can just do things that are more fun than solo

[covert agate]

r1a1 wasnt the worst tbh

[wooden wing]

its just not fun man

any solo level that requires looting is unfun

cuz half of your attempt is just looting

[kind hedge]

r1c1 solo 🔥

[wooden wing]

like i wanna shoot

or kiting

[frosty imp]

this game fr was meant to be a horde shooter but it was never that

[wooden wing]

blud hasnt played the game and is commenting on it

complete r1d1 then we can talk

[frosty imp]

do.....

[kind hedge]

half my solo time is actually spent on running around trying to find objective items

because i cba about learning their possible spawn location

[wooden wing]

thats a lil outrageous, but yeah half my time is spent pinging ammo and split res

its kinda why duo is just better

by better i mean more fun

[brave mantle]

E2 solo when

[wooden wing]

when i figure out how to use perfect boosters 😭

[kind hedge]

until you have to deal with error and also carry heavy objects

[wooden wing]

nah its still fun

just challenging

[kind hedge]

carrying heavy objects is never fun

[wooden wing]

obviously not but you have to do that in solo to

its even worse in solo

[kind hedge]

solo is too deep in the not worth it scale that i wouldnt try

but duo is not

thats the problem

[wooden wing]

just duo r4e1 with me vro

[kind hedge]

arent you like american

[wooden wing]

yeah

where are you from

[kind hedge]

im literally across the globe

the ping would be insane

[warm coral]

Y'all got a feet channel? My little wranglers need a fanclub ;)))))

[wooden wing]

do you live in russia

[kind hedge]

im from sea

[fiery cloak]

@dense magnet

[covert agate]

i love you so much

[wooden wing]

erm then actually you are not antipodal🤓

[fiery cloak]

theres embed perms in #gtfo-chat if you wanna share~~

[naive crag]

wranglers is a very interesting adjective

[wooden wing]

its a noun

[naive crag]

would wranglers be an adjective in this instance?

[wooden wing]

but yeah

[naive crag]

thx

[kind hedge]

i said across the globe lil bro

[dense magnet]

no

[fiery cloak]

sad

[wooden wing]

well technically canda is across the globe from me

[dense magnet]

how the fuck are you still on r3c1

[naive crag]

lebron jaime or koib braint

[dense magnet]

I still you been trying that for like 4 hours

[kind hedge]

we love charger error alarm

[wooden wing]

just move to my house

[fiery cloak]

duo

[wooden wing]

we have enough room i think

[fiery cloak]

my duo is a p*b

[dense magnet]

it cannot be thst hard

[kind hedge]

true duo pub?

[covert agate]

shut the fuck up

[wooden wing]

its ok to be a pub

[dense magnet]

to be fair remmy is kinda washed

[fiery cloak]

guhhhhhhhhhh

:ccccc

i am washed

tbh

[dense magnet]

you really are

[fiery cloak]

:3

[dense magnet]

this is what happens when you don't play with me

[fiery cloak]

im sorry 😭

[dense magnet]

you rebecome a pub

[fiery cloak]

stop being in a different timezone

ill play

[dense magnet]

there's no saving you anymore

you're destined to be pubforever

[covert agate]

yuh huh

when i get good

trust

[dense magnet]

hop on abiotic factory

game is really good

[covert agate]

dont have it 😭

plus i wanna get good at this one

[dense magnet]

abiotic is really really good tho team

[wooden wing]

did you retire from gtfo

[covert agate]

saw you were playing drg

have fun with it?

[dense magnet]

it's fun was playing it cause kitty was not around

so far it's abiotic then drg

[dense magnet]

idk probably

I enjoy watching gtfo rather than playing it

[marsh cipher]

Rare spawn

[pearl canopy]

Hi

[rough ermine]

Bro accepted the cuk Chair 🥀

[odd flax]

anyone tryna play

get a squad together

[fiery cloak]

no

[shrewd mango]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[marsh cipher]

I'm in.

[forest crag]

how friendly is this community towards newbi ?

[pale valve]

As long as you don’t touch #gtfo-speed-running when it opens up eventually you’re gonna be fine

[forest crag]

good 🙂

[pale valve]

There’s a reason it got shut down lol

[rough ermine]

Bro forgor to use His toxic vet fursona

[pale valve]

I left it with the futa tag

[rough ermine]

80% of Playerbase are beginners who come and Go. But If you get unlucky and get into a experienced Lobby you will be either giga carried or bullied into the ground

[forest crag]

ok that's good insight thx

[rough ermine]

Character growth? In the GTFO Show? Impossible

[pale valve]

Na i got warned in a server for it😔

[rough ermine]

warned warned or a full on Strike?

[pale valve]

Warned😔

So Unfort

[rough ermine]

Coward

[quartz nebula]

[covert agate]

LMFAOOO

[pale valve]

So unfort

[valid mortar]

iv gotten warned for using a twitter embed fixer link

...

iykyk

[pale valve]

Guh

[valid mortar]

so now i switch which one i use lol

[kind hedge]

there are quite a few you cant use then

[quartz nebula]

Today is friday in California

[neat solstice]

pick up ur deployables

[pallid crater]

I can’t do that right now.

[lost zinc]

Almost there

Almost there

Almost there

[neat solstice]

meet me at my place that means get over here

[fiery cloak]

hands off cocks

[marsh cipher]

not if they are talking to you

[covert agate]

not gonna happen

[pale valve]

Hands on cocks

[covert agate]

yessir

[pale valve]

Yummers

Team my van is fogging up

[neat solstice]

Hi everyone

[sand mesa]

hello

[neat solstice]

I'm going to buy the game , any recommendations pls

Like am just starting, is there something I should know ? Like the player base , hackers , etc ?

[sand mesa]

hackers?

[neat solstice]

U know , like cs2

[sand mesa]

nah man this game is pve

[neat solstice]

Ah i see

And online , I can join any server ?

Are there servers ? Or just battle royal

And many thanks

I searched on YouTube and I didn't find valuable infos

[sand mesa]

all you can know that it is a 4 player co op shooter

[scenic ginkgo]

What?

This game isn't a battle royale

[amber solar]

did u llike researched the game at all?

[scenic ginkgo]

It's a PVE coop shooter
You start a mission with a team or bots
Finish an objective
Then complete the mission

This game doesn't use traditional servers either

Its P2P, the host is the server and everyone connects to them

[neat solstice]

Yes 🙂‍↕️ , many thanks 🙏 , I just wanted to test how's the community like

[amber solar]

damn

[neat solstice]

Am gonna buy it right now

On steam

[amber solar]

:O

[neat solstice]

Yes , I thought it would be like cs2 community 💀

Anyways many thanks 🙏

[pale valve]

The in game matchmaking has a decent amount of cheaters

Use the lfg here in discord

[wraith socket]

SECURITY VERIFICATION (1/8). USE COMMAND REACTOR_VERIFY AND CODE PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS BEFORE SAFETY RESET!

[pale valve]

Frfr

[amber solar]

tab

[pale valve]

My supervisor got shocked that I was 19😭🙏

Team

As i that old

Not femboy enough ig

[amber solar]

more like that young?

[amber solar]

r u wearing thighhighs

[pale valve]

He thought I was older 😭

[pale valve]

Jeans to show off my ass

[amber solar]

then not adjusted enough >:O

[pale valve]

He thought I was older

[pale valve]

Lemme show off my ass in peace

[amber solar]

nuh

[pale valve]

I’m so eepy ngl

Almost fell asleep during work

[amber solar]

well time to snooze :3

[pale valve]

Team why am I being sent Andrew Tate bullshit

[pale valve]

Frfr

I also reacted with the fish emoji

[amber solar]

based

[pale valve]

Shits degenerate

[scenic ginkgo]

That is either a good or bad thing

Probably good if you think about it

[pale valve]

I’m 19 team

I can get into anywhere

I said ”what?!” In a very surprised tone

Caught him off guard

[pale valve]

This was due to me being eepy as a mf

[scenic ginkgo]

Wait

You are younger than me

[pallid crater]

Shirt tucked in for maximum ass showing 🤣🤣🤣

[pale valve]

Yep

[pale valve]

I’m younger than most people

[sand mesa]

how do i link my vc

[amber solar]

on the vc, hover the mouse and eiither riight click and "copy link", or click the button at the right of it and itll open a window to copy the invite link

[sand mesa]

thanks

[sand mesa]

someone first time in here?

i need someone to play with me

r2b2

[amber solar]

did u put ur lobby code and stuff in ur lfg post?

[sand mesa]

i didnt but i did

[amber solar]

... wah?

[sand mesa]

nvm

[amber solar]

[kind hedge]

im starting to realise that people in this chat are young asf

terrifying thoughts

[brave mantle]

Unc

[covert agate]

actual fossil in chat

[kind hedge]

[amber solar]

chat how ddo people do things i been 2 hours idle depressed and cannot get to do nothing

[brave mantle]

Jork it

[amber solar]

brah

[pallid crater]

School stuff again?

[covert agate]

getting lucky and randomly getting a burst of inspiration

[amber solar]

mhm :b

[amber solar]

waits

[pallid crater]

Hi I’m 25 🧐

[pallid crater]

I totally work in a factory now so my answer is um…. Not a good one.

What are you working on in school?

[amber solar]

im 21 c:

[kind hedge]

realise that if you dont do it youre a failure and will never amount to anything and will become homeless and starve to death

[amber solar]

jokes on u thats a future me issue, and theres no future me

[pallid crater]

Very optimistic take 🤏

[fiery cloak]

cocaine

[amber solar]

got any oover thhere?

[kind hedge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/irB-_yuKL60

best motivational speech

🙏

Sir Brion Bishop with free wisdom

[amber solar]

NOOO ITS LOGAN PAUL AHHHHHHH

[viscid glade]

concoct the potion of motivation (redbull whisky and a cigarette and say fuck it we ball)

[pallid crater]

Redbull whiskey is crazy

Cigar and whiskey

[amber solar]

my dad did it with sparkling water filler

it wasnt that bad

[pallid crater]

Really?

I don't think I've ever heard of people doing that.

[amber solar]

i guess its more common here, its just called a cuba kmsdkm

[amber solar]

bun do u like a cubita

[ebon steppe]

?

[amber solar]

whiskey agua mineraal y bebida energetica

[scenic ginkgo]

Agua mineral

[amber solar]

:3

[pallid crater]

I guess when it comes to whiskey cocktails I usually do a classic old fashioned or Manhattan

Although a good bourbon lemonade with some mint is nice.

[amber solar]

see thats too nice for out third world

no one hhas mint here

like never

never seen a house withh fresh mint

[scenic ginkgo]

You don't?

We have over here

[amber solar]

ok fancy pants

ulala señor frances

[scenic ginkgo]

Ewwwwww

French

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[ebon steppe]

i no drink

[brave mantle]

Not even water!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

[frosty imp]

You should drink water NOW

[ebon steppe]

no, i drink h2o

[kind hedge]

eww water drinker

[frosty imp]

you don't drink water?

what are you

[ebon steppe]

bread

[frosty imp]

breaed

my dad wanted to buy like one or 2 bags of bread

[kind hedge]

im dead

[frosty imp]

and got like 6

had to pay for em all for whatever reason so lol!

returned it anyway cause ik neither of us are gonna go through 6 bags of bread before it rots in hell

[ebon steppe]

eat 2 sandwiches covers and put bread in everything

[kind hedge]

eat toast sandwich

[frosty imp]

eat all the bread

(america)

[pallid crater]

Hey that's where I live

We do be fat over here

[kind hedge]

freedom is heavy

[frosty imp]

Freedom is heavy indeed

[zinc hazel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/585063132553281556/798962215276380240/walkingbigguy.gif

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my frank

look at how my boy as been massacred (the gif didn't load)

[kind hedge]

the best thing to come out of media channel getting sacrificed is that we now have people mistaking this chat for gtfo chat and fail embed

[zinc hazel]

big boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[teal latch]

I'll eat at least 4 bags for you guys 😄

[frosty imp]

crazy

[teal latch]

that response was scarily quick

[frosty imp]

This is the second time I'm getting that today ig

so silly

[plush meteor]

No, dumbass. It's Thursday.

[plush meteor]

No, dumbass. It's Thursday.

[quartz nebula]

Well today is Friday in California

[plush meteor]

No it's not dumbass. It's Thursday.

[mild torrent]

Yes

[quartz nebula]

💔

bro didnt get the joke

[frosty imp]

No

Today is Thursday

The last day of July!

Tomorrow is the first of a new month

[quartz nebula]

Today is Friday in California

[shrewd mango]

It's funny actually knowing the original text most likely should've been
"Today is Fine Day in California"

Friday did make it more meme worthy

[quartz nebula]

True

And finally someone who understood the joke

Unlike Sam

[hybrid aspen]

No. It's California in Friday

[quartz nebula]

Today is Friday in California

[neat solstice]

@cosmic thunder bro what's your main acc

[ebon steppe]

[urban coyote]

This game gives me the chills... I haven't played a game like that since The Forest.... Call me what you want but i do get spooked quick doesn't take much...

LOl

[pallid crater]

It feels that way when you first play.

The Forest was the same way.

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[quartz nebula]

Today is Friday in California

[vague sedge]

You’re a liar it’s still Thursday

[quartz nebula]

SHOOT 🔫

Lowkey why does it look like the text wants do that to theirself

[devout warren]

hola, hablo español, estoy buscando urgentemente alguien que hable español

es muy dificil pasar R2C2 sin tener una persona q hable el mismo idioma

[upbeat dock]

i think gtfo is a little bit too hard for new players

so i will create a game like gtfo and adjust the difficulties

[quartz nebula]

It is but fair amount of time its either them underestemating the difficulty or they didnt even research much

[ivory kettle]

Hey this is <@&413248043215749121> make sure to stay In GTFO

[fiery cloak]

Hello im new just downloaded the game anyone down to play a teach a noob like me

[dreamy sequoia]

ur mum

[quartz nebula]

Today is Friday in California

[amber solar]

wenas, podei checar #hc-latin-america para un server de gtfo en español
o si querei buscar gente aqui mismo en este server podei buscar o compartir lobbies en #lfg-latin-america , nomas siguiendo la guia de como postear mensajes de #how-to-matchmake

[blazing remnant]

my name jeff

[waxen beacon]

Wrong gc ig

[pale valve]

Hello im new just downloaded the game anyone down to play a teach a noob like me

[livid matrix]

R6A1 duo speeds

[pale valve]

Yummers

Best thing there is ngl

[livid matrix]

R5A1 sec speeds

[pale valve]

Booooo

[amber solar]

i am dying heellp

[scenic ginkgo]

Currently running at your position at mach 8

[amber solar]

:[ pls

i all sick

i need hugs

[modest ibex]

literally any E tier duo speed:

(8e1 doesn't count)

[pale valve]

R6A1 got me down bad ngl

[covert agate]

based

[pale valve]

Frfr

[quartz nebula]

How do you get downbad for one of the easiest missions in the game

[pale valve]

speedrunning it is fun

[livid matrix]

Now play it pacifist

[pale valve]

long kite 2 billion enemies

[wooden wing]

Hop on duo cell skip ts is fun

[pale valve]

am fixing obs sound

[modest ibex]

syntav have you even TRIED duo cell skip

[livid matrix]

I have still not completed R5E1

[quartz nebula]

One day

Or Day one

[modest ibex]

if you lfg it sometime you can ping me

[livid matrix]

sounds good

[modest ibex]

i don't like non cs but it's kinda required for lfg

[wooden wing]

Yeah a lil bit, we died to tank zone iirc

[modest ibex]

did you superchill or partial pull moms

[livid matrix]

like I’ve tried it in pubs and we got decently far just none successful and I know the level top to bottom because wiki needed quite a bit of updating

[wooden wing]

I think we superchilled