general

[digital junco]

well no, jish stopped paying me

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[brave mantle]

and its obvious why its america rn

[vocal sequoia]

I’m sure some people would actually like to be admin but no one says it to me

[digital junco]

yeah lol, as an american, keep shitting on us please

[brave mantle]

Dont worry ill make one

[frosty imp]

I mean it has been like that for a fair good while to be fair

[vocal sequoia]

You can be the gun

[floral magnet]

make mod applications idk

[grizzled lava]

It translates over to the average person though

[vocal sequoia]

We have mod applications

[frosty imp]

No one knows cause no one pings about it ig

[digital junco]

honestly a lot of americans shitting on america rn

[brave mantle]

im not shitting on you for making my dollar value go down

[vocal sequoia]

https://forms.gle/SR6H9LJywu6RMH177

[frosty imp]

why wouldn't we

We are our best joke

[digital junco]

true

[scenic ginkgo]

imagine electing a dictator as president that said to inject people bleach to cure Covid

[digital junco]

imagine

._.

[brave mantle]

you can always laugh at yourself for the shit things your country is doing

[vocal sequoia]

Alright we can keep shitting on various counties but don’t get toooo political

[frosty imp]

like the bleach manga? oh my god oh my god oh my god

[brave mantle]

Erm politics something something i hate this country and this one

[frosty imp]

I don't know anything about Bleach to say much more than that

[brave mantle]

swordds

[scenic ginkgo]

you should watch the anime

its good

[vocal sequoia]

Branned

[frosty imp]

Hell I don't really watch anime lmao

[brave mantle]

BRANNED

[scenic ginkgo]

you can watch deez instead

[vocal sequoia]

Hollows

[frosty imp]

omg what's deez!!!????

[amber solar]

guys can u get me out of mexico

[vocal sequoia]

My brother was obsessed with bleach

[pale valve]

”Uhm akchually it ichsnt pholotjical if it’s facth”🤓

[frosty imp]

I guess we could but you wouldn't like it

[digital junco]

Silksong

[brave mantle]

just swim

[frosty imp]

Just ask the Canadians

[vocal sequoia]

Ill show you a fact

[scenic ginkgo]

no, you are going to suffer with me

[vocal sequoia]

The fact I don’t care

Owned

[pale valve]

Damn

😔

[brave mantle]

fucking nerd over here

[vocal sequoia]

Yeah come to my house my flatmates are all home for Easter so I’m alone

[brave mantle]

😳

[vocal sequoia]

Boomerang

[frosty imp]

Boomer rang?

what he saying now

[brave mantle]

ranger

ranga

why isnt ranga banned?

its a super bad slur here

[frosty imp]

L4D boomer calling

what does it even mean

[pale valve]

Bangarang?

[vocal sequoia]

Ok guys great news

Cunt will be added to the whitelist when I get back to my computer

[frosty imp]

this is probably just unique to australia to the point no one really knows about it

[brave mantle]

HUGE

THIS IS SO HUGE

[pale valve]

Australians love this lol

[brave mantle]

i can finally express myself properly

[pale valve]

Imagine he doesn’t actually do it

[brave mantle]

its is

[scenic ginkgo]

mods, make his internet slower

[amber solar]

i willl finally be ablee to say that thing where u calculate taxes

[brave mantle]

ITS ALREADY SLOW ENOUGH

[vocal sequoia]

Would have been a brutal April fools prank

[frosty imp]

I mean it feels like there's a catch to it lmao

[pale valve]

Bruh why didn’t i think of this

[vocal sequoia]

What

[frosty imp]

Taxes...

[pale valve]

Nuh uh mr lives right by the country that maps forget

[amber solar]

acc-nting :3

[pale valve]

Tax ____

Why does :3 look like balls

[brave mantle]

uhhh

[frosty imp]

crazy

[vocal sequoia]

That’s banned?

[brave mantle]

papa new Guinee?

[pale valve]

Accunting

Oh

…

Lol

[vocal sequoia]

Omg

[amber solar]

i did not wantwd ro risk it for the comedy

[vocal sequoia]

You figured out a way to get around the filter

[frosty imp]

so silly

[pale valve]

The prophecy foretold this

[brave mantle]

its not like ur risking ur family or some shit

[amber solar]

i have enough incidents i no want nother one

[frosty imp]

The one uuhmmm uhh yeah... to rule them all?

[grizzled lava]

cuntinuous

[vocal sequoia]

Ok @brave mantle let 'er rip

[brave mantle]

thank you cunt

LESGOO

[amber solar]

immediately gets banned

[pale valve]

Towards victory (get image perms in #gtfo-related-questions)

[frosty imp]

Does it detect if the user is aussie?

[vocal sequoia]

i wish

[frosty imp]

What if I get banned for living in the US

[vocal sequoia]

then id make it so only they cant say it

[frosty imp]

Would truly be silly

wowie

[pale valve]

This cunt over here thinks mods are xenophobic

[vocal sequoia]

you seen the xenomorph queen from dbd?

im xenophilic if anything

[pale valve]

Nope

[vocal sequoia]

i think that might be going too far

[pale valve]

Nah

[frosty imp]

Crazy

[pale valve]

Keep it coming cunt

[frosty imp]

Hmhm

[vocal sequoia]

oilroight cunt

[frosty imp]

Sorry

You can't say that

Oil is ours

[vocal sequoia]

oh sorry

[frosty imp]

Hand over the oil NOW

[vocal sequoia]

🛢️

[frosty imp]

So good

[frosty imp]

No it's Monday

[pale valve]

Shiiii im down tbf

[digital junco]

did someone say oil

[polar elm]

Happy friday

[frosty imp]

Oil

I love oil

[grizzled lava]

did somebody said oil

[vocal sequoia]

happy friday

[pale valve]

America moment

[frosty imp]

Every day when I wake up, I release the oil from a car and drink it

[pale valve]

happy friday

[frosty imp]

I am oil

[pale valve]

Babyoil?

[frosty imp]

All oil

[pale valve]

Soy am i allowed to say what im thinking about saying?

[vocal sequoia]

i have no idea what youre thining about saying

[pale valve]

Uhhh

Hmmmm

[grizzled lava]

cuntola oil

[pale valve]

I am pondering if it’s worth it

[vocal sequoia]

you can dm me it if you want

[grizzled lava]

who up pondering they orb rn

[frosty imp]

Hmhm

[pale valve]

She ponder on my orb till i sphere

[frosty imp]

Crazy

[pale valve]

Bro is diddys fav guy

I got the perms less go

[frosty imp]

I would never supply anyone oil

I only take it for myself

[pale valve]

This cunts house is explosive

[grizzled lava]

I've been to australia

and dear God the sun

[pale valve]

The cunt that’s holding this phone hasn’t been and hates the heat

[frosty imp]

Maybe you should live somewhere in Europe

Where the clouds...

[grizzled lava]

yall basically drink SPF

[pale valve]

This cunt got a point (ima stop now)

[frosty imp]

Yeah the clouds I don't know

[pale valve]

¿

SPF?

[frosty imp]

It's sunscreen thing

[pale valve]

Spoiler fluid?

[frosty imp]

sunblock

[pale valve]

Oh

[grizzled lava]

sun protection factor

[pale valve]

Yea I haven’t used in uhhh

3-5 years

[frosty imp]

You must be red

Skinless

[grizzled lava]

bro needs to touch grass

[pale valve]

Im whiter than Casper the ghost

[pale valve]

(Yes)

[frosty imp]

Whiter than Casper?

Whiter than Dracula?

[pale valve]

Bro why the sus comment deleted?

Funi comment

[grizzled lava]

but yeah I thought I put on sunscreen enough but no, still got burnt

[frosty imp]

Whiter than Waltuh White

[pale valve]

Waltuh, waltuh we need to produce sun screen

[frosty imp]

There is no sun screen to stop the sun

Didn't Australia at one point have a fucked up ozone layer and the sun was extra deadlier that time?

[pale valve]

the sun is a deadly laser

[pale valve]

Yes

[grizzled lava]

it's still fucked up but it's getting better

[pale valve]

CFC’s (or whatever it’s called) deletes ozone

[frosty imp]

It certainly isn't some infection or whatever

[grizzled lava]

it's just carbon I think

[frosty imp]

Yeah I like to get my carb on

[grizzled lava]

oh chlorine

[pale valve]

chlorofluorocarbons

Yummy

[vale flax]

my fav word from highschool chemistry

[pallid crater]

Lads we went back to R5C2 after about a month long break and it didn’t go well.

4 attempts, never made it to Gen Cluster scan

Huge feels bad.

[shrewd mango]

Go back to something like R2E1 and warm up

Sometimes it helps

Sometimes not

You have a static so you can do that

[pale valve]

R2E1 ”warmup” lol

[pallid crater]

I think,

i think

It’s because we added a fourth player. Unearthlytag is back in to help us but we’re doing worse.

I knew the first attempt we’d lose. I mean we needed to warm up.

But 4?

4 attempts and we never made it to gen cluster scan for PE?

We were eating ammo like candy and kept fucking up rooms. Room Fails are okay but like I don’t understand the ammo situation.

Me and Unearthlytag are both using Carbine/Hel Rifle and i have easily 3 times the amount of ammo he does at any given moment.

Buddy has to be spamming bullets for no reason at everything.

[blazing remnant]

the devs really should've let yet you know to prepare extra rations if you wanna play r4c2

[pallid crater]

I mean you can sneak Big gas zone if you really need resources that bad.

[blazing remnant]

nah as in extra food and water for the fucking full length movie time you gonna have to invest to beat it

[turbid temple]

I miss Friday 😔

[bold stirrup]

we all do 😞

[blazing remnant]

🗣️

[brittle forum]

Gathering quest level. Most boring one at that as well

[snow haven]

Asking out of curiosity, but is there a channel here that discusses modded rundowns as well? Or is that fine to talk about here?

[scenic ginkgo]

#hc-modded

[snow haven]

Much appreciated. Thank you.

[pale valve]

Bacisly just modded rundowns shouldn’t be lfg’d that much cuz it’s confusing, QoL mods (like chatter reborn, memory leak fix and other stuff) are free reign, ofc the meme mods are allowed if you are smart about it (like not spreading misinfo)

Just keep modded rundowns in dms and you should be fine

[bold stirrup]

LF3 Solo Trials

[nova dawn]

Fellas im kinda new and im tryna figure out good builds

My current philosophy is that i should have an auto weapon and something with some decent stopping power

[grizzled lava]

How good is your aim

[nova dawn]

But im realising the shotguns ive picked have been kinda ass

[amber solar]

iii suggest u try everything, see what like what u dont
then u can probs check the wiki for better info on them

maybe the shotties u pickeed werent actually ass, tends to happen

[nova dawn]

Lowkey i dont wanna be dependent on headshots if thats what you're implying

[grizzled lava]

Hm

[amber solar]

SNIPER-

[nova dawn]

But my aim is fine

[grizzled lava]

Carbine is the best of the "auto" weapons

[nova dawn]

My buddy runs sniper to deal with special enemies and that seems to work well for him

[grizzled lava]

It's burst but

[nova dawn]

Oh really

[amber solar]

its pretty pogchamp

[nova dawn]

I stayed away from it because im not a fan of burst

Perhaps ill try

[grizzled lava]

You can aim center of mass and the burst will walk you up to a headshot

[nova dawn]

So like rn my current loadout tends to be the thermal pdw and the autoshotgun special

[amber solar]

other funky guns are sawed off, burst rifle, hel autpistol

[shrewd mango]

Combat shotty and pdw

[amber solar]

uh combat shottie- thats good

[shrewd mango]

Not bad

[amber solar]

combat shottie my beloved

[nova dawn]

Realising the pdw doesnt have great damage

[grizzled lava]

Thermal pdw is not terrible but it has no stopping power

[shrewd mango]

Could do better but for earlier rundowns that will do

Nah the stopping power's fine enough for strikers

And shooters

[amber solar]

u dont have to torture urself eextremely bad for goin meta, if thats what ur aiming to do

[grizzled lava]

Well

[shrewd mango]

Chargers will kill you if you don't limb break

And giants

[grizzled lava]

It stops, doesn't really kill too well

[shrewd mango]

But that's more for special

Thermals for beginners are really useful

[nova dawn]

The combat shotgun is really dope too but like DAMN im kinda realising it doesnt kill very quickly

[shrewd mango]

As long as they don't use them as crutches

[amber solar]

it should oneshot

twoshot max

headshot

[nova dawn]

Yeah im realising more and more its not super necessary

Maybe im firing at people too far away from me

[grizzled lava]

You need to be really close range for the shotties in this game

[pseudo scaffold]

Thermals are more utility than a "good gun" anyhow

[nova dawn]

Also usually when im coming to that conclusion its because im getting overwhelmed and just dumping mags at whoever's closest

[shrewd mango]

For sawed off maybe
Most other shottys can have some range

[amber solar]

both pdw and combat shottie are pretty short range

[grizzled lava]

I'd argue precision rifle is good

[nova dawn]

So like perhaps its good but i just dont feel like its doing enough because le game is le difficult

[shrewd mango]

You often just can't take out bigs if you take PR

[pseudo scaffold]

It's niche if anything.

[shrewd mango]

Giants especially

Cause once their head is gone it goes to hell
Otherwise with good aim it's a nice thing

[nova dawn]

My buddy used to run it but switched to sniper for that reason

[shrewd mango]

Hel rifle beats it too much out of the water unfort

[grizzled lava]

The oneshots are real nice but you need a friend with good heavy murdering capability

[shrewd mango]

Hel rifle is just goated as usual

[pseudo scaffold]

Even with headshots. Pr is at best with back dmg

[nova dawn]

Also how is the high caliber pistol

[shrewd mango]

Good

[pseudo scaffold]

The true Slug shotgun

[shrewd mango]

Not the top pick, but it's good for limb breaks and small clear

[grizzled lava]

Yeah

[nova dawn]

I tried it one time last night and it seemed awesome but im upset it kinda lied

[shrewd mango]

(Yes, small clear)

[grizzled lava]

Highcal is the best shotgun in the game

[nova dawn]

It should probably have a "low ammo" tag

[nova dawn]

Lol

[amber solar]

wuh why lied

:[

[nova dawn]

It had like 30 rounds total

[shrewd mango]

I mean in comparison to the slug shotgun it has a lot of ammo

[nova dawn]

Oh really

[pseudo scaffold]

It's relatively the same in comparison to other 30 damage weapons

[nova dawn]

I havent tried that one yet

[nova dawn]

Ok fair

[amber solar]

every 30 dmg gun has about the same ammo

[nova dawn]

Oh also whats your opinions on the primary autoshotgun

[amber solar]

based

[nova dawn]

HEL shotgun i think

[amber solar]

hel shottie my beloved

just gotta use it well

[nova dawn]

Dude i was trying it last night and it was really not working for me

[pseudo scaffold]

Slendo speedrun version carried me through OG release week r6dx og

[nova dawn]

Genuinely taking like 3-4 rounds sometimes to get one guy

[pseudo scaffold]

Fr fr no cap

[nova dawn]

Like was i just not aiming accurately enougj

[amber solar]

yeah but its made for waves of enemies, not individuals

[nova dawn]

Oh i see

[amber solar]

the hel penetrates enemies, the stagger leeps em on place, the automatic lets u keep em there and the 13 or so dmg dispatches them

[pseudo scaffold]

Hel shotgun has pen/stagger but wider spread

[amber solar]

pretty powerful

[nova dawn]

Ok fair

[pseudo scaffold]

But overall hel shotgun is basically a special in the main slot

[nova dawn]

Well honestly i found it really was good for that but yeah it was just surprising how little damage it did to single enemies for me

[grizzled lava]

When do you use hell shotty vs break action

[nova dawn]

Yeah it feels like a special with better ammo capacity

[nova dawn]

I havent tried break action yet if ur asking me

[pseudo scaffold]

Sawed off is strong. Especially once they gave it 30dmg and 4 shells

[nova dawn]

How many in reserve

[amber solar]

4 per mag

uh like 50 in total?

[[Sawed Off Shotgun]]

[feral pollen]

https://gtfo.wiki.gg/wiki/Sawed_Off_Shotgun?action=edit&redlink=1

[amber solar]

dammit

how was it called

[[Sawed off]]

[feral pollen]

https://gtfo.wiki.gg/wiki/Sawed_off?action=edit&redlink=1

[amber solar]

grr

max ammo 45 there ksmdkm

but tbh total ammo is not avery important stat

[bold stirrup]

when slendo fish pfp

[amber solar]

[[fish]]

[feral pollen]

https://gtfo.wiki.gg/wiki/Fish?action=edit&redlink=1

[bold stirrup]

[[fish]]

[feral pollen]

https://gtfo.wiki.gg/wiki/Fish?action=edit&redlink=1

[bold stirrup]

🎣

fish fishing for some fishy phishing links that might phish your fishy fishing phishy wbesite

[rich halo]

hii. i'm new. just installed the game for the first time last night.

[bold stirrup]

hi new. just installed the game for the first time last night.

u can take a look at

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[bold stirrup]

to find some ppl to play with :D #lfg-beginners good for beginners

[pale valve]

Azoth unironically welcome to this community where this is the thing we all do 😭

[rich halo]

ok thx. i'll try that later. i did do the tutorial last night at the very least

[nova dawn]

Really? Idk man i feel like im always in danger of running out tbh

[bold stirrup]

👍 good luck have fun !

[amber solar]

whatever ur runnin ur mostly gonna run into the same issues

problems with enemy patterns, misses, reloads and ammo

and 3 of those arent rlly the fault of the gun

except in very little cases such as running sniper or heavy assault rifle which do have their own ammo issues

[nova dawn]

I felt like the machineguns also had diabolically low ammo for how high their fire rates are

Like 60 spare rounds for a machinegun is kinda craycray

[pale valve]

Most armored vests have like what, 6 mags of ammo?

That’d make for 180 rounds

If the mag sizes are 30 rounds

[lime hemlock]

if you learn to use them, you will see it's not that bad

For me Veruta is very versatile and good. My beloved. definietly carried a few levels for us

[nova dawn]

The mag size is like 60 rounds and that would mean theres like 2 mags total

For the machinegun

Also on soldiers they can also store ammo in other places

[pale valve]

Yea

[amber solar]

mg has like 400 doesnt it

[[machinegun]]

[feral pollen]

https://gtfo.wiki.gg/wiki/Machinegun?action=edit&redlink=1

[amber solar]

i hate my existence omg

260

about almost 5 mags ksks

[feral gale]

R2C1 https://discord.gg/xdvAMX8e

[late lava]

R2C1 https://discord.gg/vvGMwmXK

[pale valve]

chat

this isnt the lfg

go to #lfg-beginners

[scenic ginkgo]

i spent 4 hours trying to trouble shoot something only to realise i just had to download some drivers in my PC

i love technology

i love it so much

[grizzled lava]

So... you successfully did the troubleshooting

[rain bone]

Is there a mod I can dm? There is some scam bot possibly adding people from this server

[scenic ginkgo]

@eternal saffron

[bold stirrup]

50$ STEAM GIFT CARD?!?!?!?! WHERE WHER WHERARF

[fiery cloak]

gamble away....

[dusky flicker]

Yeah this guy name moi added me and was trying to run some sort of scam

[scenic ginkgo]

@eternal saffron

[grave ivy]

I have 80 hours in GTFO but now I'm coming across an issue with a specific friend im playing with. Whenever we play together, whoever isnt the host cannot open doors, enemies sometimes dont appear, and if you place your sentry it leaves your inventory but doesn't actually get placed on the ground. Any interacts don't work. Can't open lockers or boxes. We both have google fiber gig internet and live relatively close by. Anyone have this issue before?

[scenic ginkgo]

That's desync

[livid matrix]

classic desync

[scenic ginkgo]

Connection issues

[grave ivy]

we both have great internet

[scenic ginkgo]

Get better internet
Let another player host
Turn off VPNs or anything that can mess with the wifi

[grave ivy]

I get 700 up and down with 3ms ping

[livid matrix]

Even all that can’t fully stop desync really. I’ve played with people in the same room on the same network as me

[scenic ginkgo]

The game works for you and you can drop which means is not the usual connection issue where people can't straight up play

One of you is suffering from really bad internet when playing

[grave ivy]

so if we have our third friend host it should work?

[scenic ginkgo]

Maybe

[grave ivy]

he has 5 gig internet

[scenic ginkgo]

I do too and my internet sucks

[amber solar]

have u tried turnin ur entire city off and on again

[livid matrix]

If all that still doesn’t work I will point in the direction of the client sync mods

[scenic ginkgo]

Steam P2P is really really sensitive

So anything that can slightly mess with the internet can fuck up everything

[grave ivy]

i hope they can do something different for DoW then

im looking forward to that

[scenic ginkgo]

DoW will probably work the same way

P2P is the way to go for a lot of COOP games

You don't rely on dedicated servers

[grave ivy]

I've played plenty P2P games, none have had these kind of issues even with bad connection

[scenic ginkgo]

Yeah i understand
GTFO is a sensitive bitch too

[grave ivy]

I used to live in hawaii with like 100mbps internet

so well over 100 ping

and never had these issues

[livid matrix]

Would probably need to see logs to check what’s going on with the game

[scenic ginkgo]

Making a thread on #1049599987878723635 is a good idea

[livid matrix]

it shouldnt be this bad if you have other P2P games work fine

ye

[scenic ginkgo]

Some tech wizards will help you out

Stuff way above my pay grade

[nova dawn]

for whoever was giving me advice about this

i tried the carbine and its really good

im happy with it even though it's four round burst

tried the high calibre pistol with it and it was also very cool

kinda replaces most of the stopping power capability i was trying to force out of my autoshotguns

[amber solar]

gaminf :3

[grizzled lava]

Highcal is the best shotgun in the game

But yeah they're both great for new players

[bold stirrup]

high cal is the best what 😭

[vocal sequoia]

shotgun, didnt you see

come on keep up

[bold stirrup]

🧐

oh tru

damn I think my game is bugged then

no wonder

[scenic ginkgo]

Too much gambling

[vocal sequoia]

*not enough

[grizzled lava]

Oh come on what other gun one taps chaff anywhere from a medium close range

[scenic ginkgo]

Soy
Don't give him any ideas
He already lost his gf

😔

[vocal sequoia]

even more reason

nothing left to lose

[modest ibex]

good riddance, more time to gamble then

[vocal sequoia]

keep on gambling keep on gambling keep on gambling

no one likes a quitter

[fiery cloak]

friendship ended with sawedoff, hical is my new best shotgun

[grizzled lava]

See that's the neat part, you can bring both

[wind wing]

DAMN

[pale valve]

🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

[blazing echo]

Not to offend anyone but that ain't how it works

You can have whatever speed you want, if you're going to play from Portugal to someone in New York you're going to have latency no matter what

Speed does not directly correlate with latency

Not saying that's your case of course

Regarding GTFO and P2P, whenever there's some massive amount of desync (basically not even sending packets) which results in not seeing another player entirely, there's some ISP-level fuckery going on, usually (or very, very bad stuff like certain MoBos have, or a VPN on).

[pale valve]

Yea, if speed is how quickly ur going then latency is the route you are gonna take to destination

[blazing echo]

It's just that there's chokepoints (if you want to see it this way) because of the underwater sea cables

an example of what I was saying about MoBos #1346774202962673674 message

[pale valve]

what do you even do at gamescom?

[frosty imp]

idk

game?

[pale valve]

🤷‍♂️

[stuck tinsel]

PORTUGAL MENTIONED 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹

[blazing remnant]

how much dedidaded wam do I need to wun gtfo?

[rugged jewel]

1

[tiny egret]

16 TB

[digital junco]

Depends

it’s not a super intensive game though

[blazing remnant]

I am joking

[digital junco]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Just don’t run it on that one AMD processor series

lmao

[blazing remnant]

🫡

[lost zinc]

But I wannnaaaaaaaaa

[digital junco]

checksum says no

[floral magnet]

miau

[grizzled lava]

It's a surprisingly well optimized game for the graphics

[tiny egret]

What does this say😭

[amber solar]

machinegun bad

[amber solar]

i do wanna read the og but its not here is it

[brave mantle]

yeah soy deleted it

[bold stirrup]

goo

[amber solar]

:[

[digital junco]

damn

they took our copypastas

can’t have shit

[rugged jewel]

who is they

i know ur ass was there

guys i dropped a knife into my toenail today

it was stuck in there like a flagpole

[amber solar]

what

[bold stirrup]

I hope everyone has a great and fun day 🙏

[grave ivy]

We all have Google fiber, but I guess it could be a mobo issue

[blazing echo]

Are you both from US?

[grave ivy]

Yes

I'm MST he's east coast

[blazing echo]

Assuming noone's from Alaska I dont think there would be any ISP issues

Check for that bloatware function I posted, perhaps it's that

[bold stirrup]

Alaska 🤓🤓🤓

focus on surviving the cold lil bro

[pale valve]

😭🙏

I could never live in Alaska, I need my local casino

[bold stirrup]

shi bro I respect that

cuh always locked in

preach

[pale valve]

yessir

gamble whilst i drive

[floral magnet]

miau

[pale valve]

on behalf of my lawyer i need to clarify that i mean gambling in the sense that we can all die at any moment

[fiery cloak]

gamble grind 💪

[bold stirrup]

always locked in

[frosty imp]

Can't see the black part of the sticker moment

[shrewd mango]

Is nimi still taking care of her cats

(Why does it feel like almost all the vtubers have cats

Are they just cat ladies that found out that recording themselves can somehow make money)

[pseudo scaffold]

Last I checked. A catto died

[shrewd mango]

Yeah bean did

Apparently she adopted a few more or smth

Idk

[hot halo]

https://tenor.com/view/know-more-desire-to-know-more-intesifies-gif-9636468

LF Tax advice. Questions: Why does Uncle Sam twist my nipples so hard? Is it true if yuou give the IRS a cookie, they'll also ask for a glass of milk? What is a GYAT?

[vocal sequoia]

what the FUCK are you talking about

[sage sun]

you dont know uncle sam?

[vocal sequoia]

THAT is not the part i am confused about

[fiery cloak]

dont let the irs drive a bus

[sage sun]

Look, I cant help you with tax advice but I can definitely help you with evasion.

[hot halo]

Now thats a real homie, crikey

[bold stirrup]

bro speaking bidness righ here 🗣️

[pulsar patio]

ayayay

[pallid crater]

Happy birthday @pale valve 🧐

[pale valve]

ty

[pallid crater]

Pub some R6BX for me

[pale valve]

uhhh

[pallid crater]

You deserve it 👏

[pale valve]

have my hands tied in r4b2 rn'

[pallid crater]

I hate that level.

[pale valve]

its not going too good

i died unfort

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[pale valve]

Hm.

[pale valve]

Woke up the overload room

[amber solar]

HAPPY BAPPY 🎉 🎉

[pale valve]

ty 🫡

[rough ermine]

@pale valve Happy cake day!

[pale valve]

We don’t do that anymore lol

[grizzled lava]

the cake is a lie?

[pale valve]

Yes

If we eat it we burn

[rough ermine]

Play the IRS Dating Simulator, fixed all my issues (now i am brokey since i Pay taxes)

[rough ermine]

No cake? Only a Protein Paste Tower?

[pale valve]

Yes

[pale valve]

So happy I live in a place where we don’t need to do that shit

[amber solar]

"i live in my house!"

[rough ermine]

Our

[grizzled lava]

our house in the middle of our house

[rough ermine]

You Rats! Rats in a Cage!

@random atlas If He will Not get a cake, can i eat your cake instead?

[amber solar]

Chewing through eachother to get out!!

[random atlas]

How big of a slice can u take

[rough ermine]

Your entire Gyatt

[random atlas]

Bro is such a glutton

[grizzled lava]

no not muh gyatt

[rough ermine]

Once they know who you are, they will know what you are! RODENTS

[amber solar]

i love steamers that put "- bee respectful" and then "- dont be racist" as if it was two different things

the respectful racist:

[grizzled lava]

forsake thine epidermis, tis abominable

[shrewd mango]

It's more like they don't appear very naturally in the wild

They do exist
And they probably know its wrong
It's just unfortunately they can't change their view and they go about it as kindly as possible in hopes that they don't stay long enough in a conversation to insult someone

[amber solar]

i was just tryin to do funny joke

[pale valve]

😭🙏

[peak palm]

ok

[peak palm]

ok

[shrewd mango]

um ok I guess

[peak palm]

ok

[shrewd mango]

I'm sorry

[pale valve]

ok

[peak palm]

ok

[pale valve]

ok

[peak palm]

ok

[amber solar]

[pale valve]

Ok

[peak palm]

[low harness]

Who wants to play front edge

[floral magnet]

Miau

[bold stirrup]

front WHAT ?!

[pale valve]

Miau

[pale valve]

Nah I’m playing back gooner

[low harness]

Front edge/ Передний край/Perednii Krai

[low harness]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2999670/Front_Edge/

[bold stirrup]

hmmm

[bold stirrup]

puh

[neat solstice]

Real

[bold stirrup]

maybe

[lime hemlock]

Yesn't

[lime hemlock]

STOP 😭

I am constantly bullied on this server 😔

[lime hemlock]

🤨

[lime hemlock]

🤨

I saw that

[bold stirrup]

muh

[nova dawn]

Dudes ive been trying the high caliber pistol and its SO GAS like holy

[ember plank]

wheres the final chapter...

[lime hemlock]

It's R8

It just unlocks as you progress

[pale valve]

R9 unlocks after doing R8E2 without guns, only one person has achieved it so far

[amber solar]

its so gaming

[nova dawn]

Any other based gun recommendations

The carbine has also been very cool but it feels weird spraying like 12 bullets to get a single guy

[bold stirrup]

R9 the sex and gambling update

🙏🙏🙏

[nova dawn]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[pale valve]

Yessir😭🙏😭🙏

[nova dawn]

Lowkey i feel like this is because titanfall 2 has made me want to use hipfire like 80% of the time but like man the scope reticles in this game are so crowded

Its genuinely a little difficult to see through them sometimes

[amber solar]

but headshots D:

u can always check the wiki for like general stats n advice on guns

some might include enemy names that u probs havent seen but if u dont click it shouldnt lead to many spoilers

and u can always just check stats out

without readin much of the page

[[Weapons]]

[feral pollen]

https://gtfo.wiki.gg/wiki/Weapons

[ember plank]

im asking in reference to this trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhil518qjZk

[pale valve]

Yea that’s R9

[ember plank]

15 seconds into the trailer you can choose any of the rundowns which would be the best thing on planet earth

[pale valve]

(Im trolling btw)

Essentially rundown 8 right side is final chapter

[ember plank]

ik just wanted to make sure

[amber solar]

yeah uhh gtfo had started puttin the old rundowns back into the game a couple years back

so now the whole games playable

[ember plank]

no way

[pale valve]

And you have to do left side before right side cuz lore reasons

[pale valve]

Kinda

[ember plank]

too good to be true

[pale valve]

They did ALT version which is a diff universe

And slight changes in levels

[amber solar]

theeres some changes to them, some enemies that appear sooner and a bit of diff lore

[pale valve]

But it’s mostly the same

[amber solar]

but they are about the samee

omg bday boy stop copying me

[ember plank]

i was just assuming they gave up on what they showed in the trailer with rundowns 1-8 and thats the inside joke

[pale valve]

Smth smth great minds think alike

[ember plank]

so when i ask once every 2 month i dont get a real response 😂

[pale valve]

Nop

[pale valve]

😭🙏

[ember plank]

im so confused im installing the game to look

[pale valve]

Yea

[ember plank]

anyway game is so amazing

[pale valve]

Just don’t play with bots lol

[amber solar]

<3 gtfo my beloved

[ember plank]

ik lol

me and my friend still reference bishop years later

"i'll do it" and then he misses 99/100 shots

[pale valve]

Oooooh boy do I have smth for you

Check DMs

[ember plank]

you know bishop irl?

[pale valve]

Lore knowledge required

[ember plank]

i sent a laughing emoji but i dont get it 😢 i was lying

its impossible to hear the lore when youre being screamed at by your boy 2 hours into the level

[pale valve]

Lol

Basically bishops identity was erased

Like SSN

any record of him

Gone

[pallid crater]

Bishop, my son

Now he knows he’s adopted and he hates me smh

[gleaming seal]

is there a place (besides professor Scaler) where some one has compiled level strategies?

[digital junco]

No

Like honestly

it’s probably just him

[nova dawn]

Tbh if there are 20 sleepers charging me i dont wanna rely on headshots 😭😭

[languid beacon]

yea it's mostly scaler for stuff that's easily searchable and committed to an online repository

[nova dawn]

Im aiming center mass

[languid beacon]

but there's a lot of strategies in the general conscience of the community

[amber solar]

we doing em on the wiki little by little :D

they arent like very different tho

[nova dawn]

Is there any way to generally know what gear to bring to a level without spoiling it for yourself

By going on the wiki

[brittle forum]

Not rly

[amber solar]

uhhh no, some guides only have like the tools that u could use

[nova dawn]

Fair

[amber solar]

but generally speakin u always wanna drop in with the main 4 anyway

[nova dawn]

Tbh nah im just curious if theres any ingame thing i was silly enough to miss

[brittle forum]

You still have to know how to use the tools you bringing tho

and it depends on level again

[nova dawn]

My group only has 3 guys so we've had some trouble

[amber solar]

uhh u can always see the obkective with the level description

if u see is a reactor u kno dont bring foam

[nova dawn]

It makes it kinda fun though

[brittle forum]

So, trial and error

[amber solar]

trial and error is the skill issue of the people who dont read level descriptions

[nova dawn]

Why not? Can you just not foam the doors or something or is it just not worth it

[amber solar]

"power malfunction on sec_D:947, prisoners sent to restart main reactor"
LETS BRING MINES

[brittle forum]

Reading level description != knowing what realy happens in level and in sec/ovl

[amber solar]

with reactors foaming a door is useless as waves are queeued

they arent like alarms

[nova dawn]

Yeah

[amber solar]

but it still makes u have an idea

[nova dawn]

Ive done the first reactor mission and i do remember not bringing foam

[brittle forum]

r5d2 reactor

take just sentries

have fun

[amber solar]

but it still makes u have an idea
...
also 3 sentries is kinda the play there wdym

or 2 and one mine

[brittle forum]

foam and mines unironically have use in r5d2

[nova dawn]

Yeah thats what i did

[brittle forum]

back to back alarms + dealing with code zones quickly

[amber solar]

they rlly dont exceept for ||the X|| which eh since they come from all sides cuz is a diminished, the first alarm is aall bigs so only like slight damage buff and the other well sort of yes ngl but u can do it mines only

[amber solar]

gaming

[nova dawn]

Also fr is the burst sentry just the best or is it worth it bringing the other ones

[brittle forum]

burst is best

sometimes you can bring sniper

[nova dawn]

A buddy brought the sniper for the reactor level

[brittle forum]

anything else no

Sniper for reactor is decent tho

[nova dawn]

Yeah shotgun seems really bad

Everyone just runs by it

[brittle forum]

franks/hybrids

[nova dawn]

And hel seems like ok

[amber solar]

hel auto is fine but only if u use its unique properties

[brittle forum]

hel honestly not that good unless you use it's bug

[amber solar]

sniper is cool

[brittle forum]

it's the only sentry that does back damage

(even to tank)

[nova dawn]

Back damage?

[amber solar]

teh

hel auto sentry has back dmg

is the only sentry to do so

[nova dawn]

What

[amber solar]

:3

[nova dawn]

What does that mean

[amber solar]

its funny

it has a x2 like every other weapon

[brittle forum]

You basically double your damage when you shoot enemies in back

[amber solar]

all sentries dont do that x2 except auto

[nova dawn]

Oh damn

[amber solar]

so u treat it like ur gun and aim to the back

[brittle forum]

problem is sentry is low

unless you place it at choke points

or somewhere high up so the shooting line is level with sentry center

it's kinda waste of ammo still

cause you know

[amber solar]

hel auto does kinda ask for chokepoints being hel

[nova dawn]

OH DUDE thats actually such a good strat

[brittle forum]

enemies do run away from sentry

lmao

[amber solar]

i brought an auto sentry and one burst to ||r8b4|| and the first alarm i didnt see a single enemy it was so funny

for a second i got reminded how good auto sentry is

then i look inside: 2 bullets

[brittle forum]

Cause it had burst to stagger

and hel auto to finish off enemies

not that surprising

[amber solar]

more like, backwards

[languid beacon]

i used hel auto on r4e1 surge

[amber solar]

auto to stagger burst to finish

[languid beacon]

it ran out at like 93% complete on the alarm

from 100% ammo capacity

good tool

[nova dawn]

Wait like wym? Its not gonna get the 2x damage shooting them from behind unless you put it on an object

[amber solar]

i mean for ||r8b4|| the first alarm which is kinda long from 63 to 7 or so

[brittle forum]

take a guess if sentry aims then shoots and during all that enemy moves

do a simple geometry lesson

[nova dawn]

No need to be condescending, your typing style is confusing to read

I do not understand what you are trying to say to me

[brittle forum]

I wasn't trying to be condenscending.

[nova dawn]

My bad then

[amber solar]

tbh im not understanding either

why on a box?

[nova dawn]

Im just thinking like if you put it down a hallway facing towards your group, it could shoot enemies in the back as they run past it

At the risk of shooting yourself if you havent hidden it out of line of sight

But why do you need to put it high

[brittle forum]

line of sight facing straight forward vs up at angle

for sentry

[nova dawn]

But why does that change anything? Can it not hit their back hitbox if its aiming upwards at an angle?

[amber solar]

ohhh cuz of the pen

[brittle forum]

When line of sight is up at an angle and target is moving away what happens to bullets that sentry shoots

[nova dawn]

OH

[amber solar]

cuz the bullets go upward to the ceiling

[brittle forum]

They fly over the head

[nova dawn]

Dude of course

[amber solar]

oh well but on a hallway it doesnt matter, if its close it shoots them together, if not they go through many, and sentries target the enemies most far away

the farthest ones

[brittle forum]

Ye

and pen

[brittle forum]

And there's not that many alarms where you would use hel sentry like that

[nova dawn]

True

[merry moat]

Hey all

[amber solar]

:O

[merry moat]

How’s everyone?

[amber solar]

im sleepy

how bout u

[merry moat]

Had quite the day

Saw two snakes and caught one

[amber solar]

ayoo snek :3

cutie snek

[merry moat]

I wish I could send the pic here but nope

It’s a baby snake

[amber solar]

qwq adirbs

i love sneks

[tiny trout]

im not gonna lie its quite the morning

passed three kidney stones

[merry moat]

Hooo boy

[rough ermine]

Could you Keep one as a pet Rock?

[pale valve]

lol wat

[tiny bane]

looking for a group

[pale valve]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[rough ermine]

I am also looking for a MvM two cities group. Wanna Team Up?

[floral magnet]

I like men

[amber solar]

sames

[floral magnet]

I'm not gay

[amber solar]

i am

[floral magnet]

Me too

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[undone birch]

Actually sounds rad

[pale valve]

Hm.

[neat solstice]

Kitting…

Not knitting?

[bold stirrup]

u fly a kite

that's kitting

[frosty imp]

It's actually kiting

[bold stirrup]

be mad

kitting

[rough ermine]

Kitten

[neat solstice]

Wait, my eyesight is so bad, I thought they were knitting a blanket or something…

[bold stirrup]

I love flying my long kite in gtfo

[rough ermine]

How Long is your Kite?

[bold stirrup]

🫸 🫷

about this big

[floral magnet]

miau

[pale valve]

Mroooow

[lost zinc]

You have kiting, and you have kitting

One involves running around, the other involves making… kits?

[lost zinc]

I don’t know man, I call football soccer and need Messi to prop up our entire league, my bad Gs

[pale valve]

Fuck you

[grizzled lava]

not wrong though

[pale valve]

Nah fuck you too

It’s like calling a pick up truck a grocery getter

Oh wait you lot do that too

[fossil crypt]

what on earth is this dude yapping about

[pale valve]

Don’t look into it it’ll make ur brain go haywire

[brave mantle]

Hate to say it but its called soccer

[pale valve]

Hate to say it but ur internet sucks

[sly cape]

R2B3 need 1 more player https://discord.com/channels/408196129470152705/1362480940018041005

[pale valve]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[rough ermine]

No

[brave mantle]

at least im not in denial

[sly cape]

shatap

[lost zinc]

Okay United fan

How’s being garbage in the Premier league treating you?

Oh I’m sorry, you lot only understand rubbish

How dastardly of me

(I’m kidding, love you :) )

[pale valve]

I don’t like that clown show, their stadium looks like a circus

Newcastle all the way honestly

I bleed yellow and blue (ISAK IS THE BEST STRIKER IN THE GAME)

[lost zinc]

Haaland is pretty good

[pale valve]

Hes shit this year

[lost zinc]

Fair

[pale valve]

Cuh went from cooking to being cooked

KDB only reason they can win

[lost zinc]

Average Norwegian behavior

[pale valve]

And he’s going iirc

(Also I’m not even into footy that much just keep myself up to date)

[lost zinc]

(I need to get into football)

(American football is fun and all, but I need sports year round)

[pale valve]

It’s fun to play

[rough ermine]

Why be into foot ball If you can be into feet?

[pale valve]

Be into both😏

[lost zinc]

Kill ‘em

[pale valve]

Skiing is also fun to do

But you Americans barely get snow

Or don’t have mountains

[shrewd mango]

what's snow?

[livid matrix]

The best Striker in the game is the one that dies immediately to my sledgehammer

[pale valve]

Imagine cocaine but like not a drug and falls from the sky

[rough ermine]

Good Striker, liking striker

[pale valve]

This is general go back to #gtfo-chat

[fiery cloak]

me when im im american and live in the mountains and get snow

[pale valve]

Yea but you live in the middle of nowhere

[rough ermine]

Would you classify Canyon as Mountains?

[fiery cloak]

me when im playing gtfo in the grand canyon

[pale valve]

Mountains^-1

[rough ermine]

"If your Internet is already Like on Mars, might aswell live in a similar area"

[livid matrix]

I will get Isak to sign my sledgehammer

[pale valve]

Send it to me

[rough ermine]

Can i Draw a DICK PATTERN SLEDGEHAMMER on it?

[bold stirrup]

🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[pallid crater]

Buddy doesn’t know what Michigan is

[bold stirrup]

MURICA

[pale valve]

Hate to say it but Washington and all of the other states that border Canada in the straight line border thingy are all Canadian states

[bold stirrup]

LAND OF THE FREE 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

RAHHHH

[pale valve]

Proceeds to not have the freedom to roam

[amber solar]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅

[bold stirrup]

ONLY AR-15s PER FOOTBALL FIELDS PER OIL DRUM

(football as in that oval shaped thing)

[pallid crater]

But what about the unique situation where Michigan is two landmasses and only yooper land is part of Canada because I’m south of the bridge (I commissioned Dr. Nefario to laser off the rest of Michigan’s southern border so it can be it’s own land mass not connected to Wisconsin, Indiana, and Illinois)

Does this still make me Canadian?

[grizzled lava]

No, the children yearn for the copper mines

[bold stirrup]

"oh save me lord trump 🛐 save me dear lord"

[rough ermine]

Roam? @Valve please add market Gardner irl

[pale valve]

Here in Sweden you can legally go into someone’s forest as long as you clean up and like don’t disturb the owner

[bold stirrup]

damn

[pale valve]

Like you can camp for a day type shit

[rough ermine]

Lord please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn a ho's place. Amen.

[bold stirrup]

u betta watch ya self yung blud

i know my 2nd amendment rights

✊

ya boi armed to the teeth

"in lords name of our great lord and savior donald j trump"

[bold stirrup]

Amen.

[pale valve]

If the constitution was written today it would be so diff lol

[bold stirrup]

nah it would still be the same

cuz we would have ppl who shld retire writing that shi

[pale valve]

Uh huh

[bold stirrup]

😭 🙏 bro is pushing 80

[pale valve]

Yep

Also America is so young

Three generations

God i love salami

[bold stirrup]

Amendment 1

No sigmas can fanum tax another alpha for their skibidi rizz tactics

[pallid crater]

Best sandwich meat in existence 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[pale valve]

Even just plain salami

[pallid crater]

Best meat in existence?

[rough ermine]

Not that Fkn Australian Gen Z speech

[rough ermine]

Human

[bold stirrup]

oh wait

[pale valve]

Second to malefics meat

[pallid crater]

I don’t know. Some good fried wings are pretty fucking stellar.

[bold stirrup]

Amendment 1

Infinite Hawk Tuah Glitch

[pale valve]

I didn’t mean best meat just that even plain salami is great

[bold stirrup]

Amendment 2

No one can fanum tax your gyatttt

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

[pallid crater]

Me when I unwrap a fresh log of salami and chow

[bold stirrup]

i forgor 3rd

[rough ermine]

Ammendment 2
§ A Right to Bring guns to the school §

[pale valve]

Yep

[bold stirrup]

hawk tuah

[rough ermine]

I Love rawdogging a whole Salami log

[pale valve]

Same

[rough ermine]

Eating it is nice aswell ig

[bold stirrup]

Amendment 19

Shawty can talk tauh