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2 of the 3 season 1 maps are actually really good
Hideout, and uhhh
Heirloom
No that's the art gallery
Yeah that would be nice
yeah generally most of the maps they do are like flat
Stakeout is actually somehow shipment but smaller
Technically not really but you only have ground floor and the only 2nd floor is like one smaller ish building or not much of a variety in a lot of maps
Yeah that's true
I can't tell if I like or dislike the one house map
shoothouse from cod 4?
That's like, in the woods in Bulgaria or whatever
: )
No, I'm blanking on the name
Think so, aesthetically feels like makarovs house in mw2
oh ok
If you run on the side it's a wooded path, the other side is the cliff, big house in the middle
I thought Hideout was the one map with uhhh
The bridge overtop connecting 2 big bindings
On domination b point is under the bridge hallway thing
Yeah I'm not talking about Hideout
I'm talking about Payback
Yeah that one
I get the names mixed up
All the mpas look the same
And the ones that don't like red card are awful
I want to like red card but it needs to be on a 10v10 mode imp
Same as vault
They're simply too big for standard 6v6 unless it's objective based and guided imo
10v10 was in the game for like 5 days it was goofy
It still is, you can queue 10v10 moshpit above nuketown 24/7
I like that it plays Faith No More ig
It probably is fun on ransack
Okay actually Skyline is a 10/10 map too
I played a few matches of ransack last night its way less sweaty than nuketown 24/7 that I usually play
Ig nobody plays it
You should definitely and IMMEDIATELY delete all your online personal information, 3rd parties sell your information online to tech giants and bad actors all the time
It's a weird mode tbh
I feel like it's almost good personally
Maybe it's just the maps I've been on
Nuketown 24/7 is a perspiration pit tho
That's where mfs like me be grinding camos
Zombies fun this time around?
How do gobblegums actually work?
My respect then, my brain is too small for that stuff lmao
Every few rounds you earn between 1 and 3 gobbles, you then in each match can take a loadout of 5 with you and in the match you can take a random 3 from a machine to use at any time
Its like a temporary power up
They're fun to build around
And easy to earn
Do you pick the ones you take in a loadout with you?
Yea
So you take 5 and in game you activate a gobble gum machine and it gives you one of the 5
And you can hold it and use it whenever
And you can store up to 3
Okay okay, so it's like roulette
Ye
Bring 5 things you want, you'll get one every so often. You can have 3 active at a time.
And those 3 are obviously gonna be wonderbar, perk roulette, and uh, who cares after perk roulette
Not roulette
The one that gives you everything(I am not a zombies guy and I haven't played heavily since Bo1)
You play the campaign?
Yeah
Half of it
I need to finish it
I think it's alright so far
I liked cold war better though
I can't remember if you'd have seen the thing yet
Cold War Campaign was actually really good?
I like the choice at the end, was a good touch
The Control like Case schizo meltdown mission?
Yes I liked it a lot
The Vietnam mission where you listen or don't listen to adler is probably top 5 oat
I tbh don't want to say anything about it at all, I want you to have the same experience I did
Hearing 115 again awoke something feral in me tbh
I genuinely think it might be the best song ever put on a CoD soundtrack
Its definitely up there
The two ee songs for terminus and liberty falls are really good too
Glad to have them back it was definitely missing from cold war
Tbh I'm amazed Bo6 is overall this solid?
I think it's the best overall CoD since 2019
Campaign is pretty good, I love the MP, and apparently zombies good
Yes
I agree
I didn't play 2019 but for a launch black ops game
This is the best since bo2
yeah
3 and 4 were actual dogshit
Bo3 meta be like "yeah let's gamble on crates for good guns"
mm ig so
but it wasn't really as bad as Infinite Warfare's gambling as far as I'm aware
That whole era of CoD was the worst
Bo3 and infinite warfare were good like 6 months after launch
But for a launch cod bo6 is the best since bo2
maybe IW would have been alr
idk, i hated that bo3 mp really was "all the good guns come out of crates"
but like AW, BO3 and then fucking IW
the movement was fun tho
Iw is a top 5 cod campaign but everything else except the dlc zombies maps were bad
COD WW2 comes around and it's not the most liked
Ppl were just bored of jetpacks
Iw dlc zombies maps were great
Though from what I understand WW2 was not bad near its end of life
I never really liked bo3 everyone glazes it now but it never stuck with me
still kinda mid but enjoyable compared to the start
Bo4 is just not an argument it sucks balls
i like the movement, thats about it personally
i think weapon meta anmd oeprator powers suck
Yeah the movement was good
Zombies personally not liked it, tried but it was not it at all
though I know that it is not bad according to people so that's nice at least
People def nostalgia blind for bo3 cause up until recently everyone said bo2 was the best zombies
I still think it is
bo3 is only good for custom zombies
i have the most nostalgia for WaW and Bo1 zombies tho
not the same shit like bo2
I've spent way more on WaW than anything else
I heard they might do chronicles 2
nacht is such an og og map
nacht is og sure but kinda alri
i still remember getting into the glitch spot with a flamethrower with my brother
I was never a huge zombies fan until with the last like 2 years but I remember playing waw way back when it came out and thr zombies scared the shit outta me
verrukt is cool every once a while, still kind of a chilling and has a scary feel to it
peak zombies map for me is Kino tbh
Shi No Numa is nice
Der Riese though is king just for world at war maps
Kino top tier
Apparently kino was gonna be the 5th waw zombies map
was too close to the bo1 release so it became the first map instead
der riese really is top tier
yeah it's up to preference whether Der riese or kino is the superior map though aha
I wasn't exactly a fan of when zombies started having all the extra stuff (mainly the Five scientist for example or george romero on cotd)
Like ig it adds an extra bit of fun to it but personally just never liked it even today
Big if true
motd/origins tho im fine with
mainly ig cause bo2 makes it so much nicer to play and the movement is a lot better imo
least feels like it
They should drop an adler skin that isn't part of blackcell
I'm amazed it didn't come with like
A standard Variant tbh
And I'm amazed they had the restraint not to Blackwell Woods
Yeah
Its weird
I like playing as adler he has great voice lines
I want to buy the replacer but I'm broke ash
Do shop offers ever go away
i bought it tbh
vault edition+pass gave me enough cod points
wanted AS VAL without spending a prestige token on it
I'm playing it off gamepass
i dont know tbh, i dont think so?
I like him, I like the commercials
Tbh the skin is drip, has a blackcell too
+only pack with an AS VAL rn
The as val isn't very good in this game
Yeah me too
I disagree tbh
I think it's top 3 ARs easily
M4/Krig/AS VAL
I think so, I have no idea
I just buy the expensive edition every year cause I've been playing em since I was 12
It's like a ritual at this point
I don't think it's MW 2019 AS VAL where it's flat out the best gun but I do think it's competitive tbh
All the try hards with mp5/asval in mw2019 
Meanwhile I think Coldwar and other renditions still got that tryhard treatment even though it wasn't
CW just had a higher ttk
MP5 was as bad on release tbh
MP5/M4 is reliable in every new cod tbh
I still dislike mw2019. Mp5 lost the collapsed stock fov increase on the playerviewmodel
I like MW 2019 tbh
I think it overall had very solid gunplay
Like the campaign too
The attachments also felt nice tbh, I like how MW games do attachments more then BO games
BO games always feel like they have a defacto best set up across all guns
I did enjoy mw2019
that was the most fun to play for me
mw3 was similar enough but I wasn't gonna buy it
M4, model l, krig
Hate the model l because it aucks to play but it has zero recoil
I only like it with rapid fire in mp tbh
It's 4th place for me
Because of that, I find AS VAL usable totally stock while I hate the Model Ls slow fire rate
I should put rapid fire on the gpmg7
Yes tf you should
My m4 is just a CAR-15 delta clone tbh
SAUG for me
And build it for as much recoil as possible
Saug the only thing I'm good at with in mp besides the xmg
SAUG is op imho
It's not the fastest ttk smg at short range but it kinda does everything good
Mf gun outranges the AK on like every level
Then again all the smgs are kinda nuts
Jackal, Tanto, SAUG are all bonkers
KSV too
Yeah it'll get nerfed into the ground
Is the akimbo still broken where it does half damage
I don't use akimbo so idk
Nah that shit rips
Akimbo saugs is like, small map meta ngl
Akimbo SAUGs on stakeout should be considered abuse lmao
Stake out, payback, warhead
So they did fix it
XMG plus extended mag II
Hold down left click in hc stakeout
Who needs meta when i have xmg
Yes
I've learned from gorn that velocity of ouchy shouldn't be the only factor in vr melee combat
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Ah sent twice
You have a list and then info how to get them
Can you do some research yourself tho?
I'm not a robot i can't find everything
Damn... not my problem then
I did what i could do
do more
Npc role
hihihi
Haii
Hi glad i don't have that role
I dunno man ur acting kinda like an npc rn
yo!
hiiiii cuties !
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really bad , but we here jsjs
How did you reverse typo
Myself
and u all cuties?
Makes sense
why bad?
Read backwards
havent been able to sleep properly for a few days
Same same but different
you look into trying something different w your sleep habits?
Imagine no matter when you go to sleep you wake up at 639am
But hey at least I can mm gtfo before work
I go to bed at 12 am and go to sleep at 4 am and wake up at 6
Repeat.
It's been a year
Npc behaviour algorithm
maybe
Insomnia
ill try doing new thingies , maybe warm milk
Actually diagnosed by doctors
You'll wake up to pee at night
Try melatonin
Gummies
sometimes I'll put on a real peaceful song on loop, and that can help. if it's a problem of you being to energetic to sleep then idk if that'd work
nick is an npc confirmed
has mental illness
300 : NPC!!!!!!!1111
thankies cuties , might work some , no gummies, i too dumb , might eat whole bag without knowing
Try eating the last meal 2 hours before sleep
mental illness is just a cover story for npc behavior 🙄
ive done it !
What
yesterday didnt ate for like 4 hours before sleep , couldnt sleep until like 5 am
I like to eat a big meal right before I sleep bc then I wake up with an insatiable hunger
If i told you i tried to off myself after an breakup would you say I'm an npc
Anyway I'm busy
I'd say that's a real heavy topic for this chat
very cool
v amazing
20mg melatonin + 20mg amitriptyline
Or straight up 75 of the latter
It's 2024 so yes
100%
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the monkey cat
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what about black ops two

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quick question, when you c-foam a enemy (a nightmare scout in this case) does the amout of foam used longer the freezing time ?
Idk
they take a set amount of c foam before freezing, afterwards more cfoam will keep them freezed am p sure
Hm.
Hello
hru doing?
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do be like dat doe
wow youtube link
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huh
well, if you're ever gonna, hmu
Do not
Try darktide
That game fucks now
Scratched the same itch for me
And devs are constantly working on it
Try crack
We need 1 or 2 people on team 901
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hello! u can check the LFG channels to share n join lobbies! the instructions are in https://discord.com/channels/408196129470152705/653623062964731920
just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if you havent be sure to do the tutorial first [on the top left] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one
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Pls dont mod gtfo guys
report mods for modding gtfo
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Did you know that as of November 17th that astralspiff and his team beat r8e2
My proof is there
bread?
Bread
They went toe to toe against everything that mission throw at them and kicked its ass woo
And plink

i dont think anyone plays gtfo better than spiff and the boys, regardless of how good they actually are
I mean the way they seem to flow together seems really impressive and fun
i always desired a dedicated friend group like this to play anything, but my friends arent as spiteful as i am
but its okay, they're still available to do goober things
Xpetoric?
What
Plink
you get the completion, but you gotta finish the previous level
if u wanna play it for urself
Hello plink
Hey!
How are you doing?
hi
dustyyy
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No one probably
APPERNTLY
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hello! u can check the LFG channels to share n join lobbies! the instructions are in https://discord.com/channels/408196129470152705/653623062964731920
just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if you havent be sure to do the tutorial first [on the top left] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one
Someone put down this old dog.
is anyone else in their fall minecraft arc
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What's minecraft
Hm.
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talk tuha
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you need really good RNG
really good RNG
keep trying until you get terminals close to each other
overload right? good luck with the snatchers if you get to the 2nd sequence

hm.
I had a guy last night complain about how my turret put him down to 20 health, and he was the one who told me to place it there. 🤷🤣How much of the player base would ya all say is fkn like that?
honestly?
like 70%
i- don't think it's that high
I’m getting that impression now. Great game. But people are mental.
i see real shit on LFG very often
tbh it is a bit of an assumed strat that if a scan goes in front of a turret u pick it up but yeah it's a dickish move
idk i spent a lot of time in newie pots
i dont like playing with 2k hour people or whatevs
I went into what was admittedly, what I asked for, noob lobby, but vets. 🤷
kick em out
ask em to leave
what can they do? not leave? report
it's ur lobby at the end of times
and if it's not, disconnect and do ur own
Well, they had a buddy, it was late. We were almost done. I asked, since it was an easy mission, if I could run a meme build. Medusa turret. So I don’t even know how he could have taken that much damage unless he tried to stick his head in it. 🤣
he had to stay like
20 seconds in front of the sentry
I rewatched the video, and my turret didn’t do it. It was his constantly missing melee shots, worse than me, and I’m a noob.
auto sentry does really little damage
well u can always note their profile and just leave it at that
Yeah, that’s a long time. It wasn’t in front of a scan or anywhere he had to even run, by the way
I’ve had one laid down behind a cap point, and ya just focus on the enemies it’s gotta shoot through you to shoot.
And side step a little. Sucks, but I never got all the way down to 20. Maybe take a little piece. That’s with burst or shotty.
I just thought it was funny. I’m competitive, but people seem to be crazy with the blame game.
i guess that's the plus of recording the run
i had an option in geforce to just
clip the last 20 secs to 2 minutes
Yeah, because I thought in my head ididnt make any mistakes, but ya never know. I don’t wanna be the weak link. If I messed up I wanna know, and I’ll cop to it. Fix and correct myself.
whats the passcode for r8a2 extreme or that random per person
no one knows the password
do we know the day it resets
how do you know 😨
Well
You can get the code doing B2 over and over again
Or You can check Andocas website
impossible
If you know you're an OG.
Was it in lfg or matchmaking
Hello mate
But you're probably different guy, I was shot dead by sniper sentry
Those who know 💀
Yeah, I only ever ran sniper sentry once, and it wasn’t recently. When I wanna run it I wanna run it with enhanced ammo pool, cpu speed, and someone with a tracker.
Discussion. Are there any solid use cases for the short rifle, or the slug shotgun? If you can, please include your hours in the game, and if you have completed most of it. For answers, consider it from the perspective of someone relatively easily hitting mostly head shots.
not sure what hours in the game has to do with it
there's just generally far better options for both
the only reason you'd pick them is if you didn't know any better, if you wanna have fun or if you're memeing (or playing random loadouts)
I sometimes pick slug for fun
been trying short rifle a bit more again recently and it's not as bad as I thought
Because advice from someone with a 1000 hours might be better than someone with one hour? 🥴
I have at least 2 hours mind you
I know what I'm talking about
Really? The ammo efficiency and slow reload of the slug, combined with how many shots it takes to take down a giant. That’s concerning. Can you suggest use cases? Also, I wasn’t suggesting running them together. Just wanted input on each weapon?
i have 133.7 hours slug and shotgun
Idk I used slug like one time and thought it was crap
Short rifle is ok I guess
Use case is when game goes on sale and u have to carry rundown 1
At least have some fun while you're at it
careful don't make them nerf slug or short rifle
The short rifle has close to the pistols stats, with less stagger and a slightly better precision multiplier. Seems a bit more stable over range, and higher fire rate. But special weapon slots seem better suited to heavy weapons. Unless specializing in small crowd control. Then maybe the larger clip and fire rate could be valuable. If teammates ran builds to take out hevies.
I'll be surprised if I make them introduce an update to the game
I don't think we have anything to worry about
-nerfed everything else
-buffed Scattergun
Yeah, seems okay for pissing around in weaker, easier, rundowns. All weapons are good for that.
Short rifle was added so you can have rifle rifle load out
Like pistol pistol
Or machine pistol machine gun
they should've made short rifle into a burst weapon
All yours mate
They should buff alt expeditions
Like a change a few scouts to crawlers
All fog expeditions should have crawling scouts instead in full fog
Great idea
burst cannon doing 50% more damage with havr 10 less reserve as an arbiterary compensation
finally 1 shotting all non giants, except nightmares ig
Also u can grab slug and short in r7c3 u don't have ammo anyway
or they could round out the ammo count to 21 to always make it fire 3 bullets (it annoys me so much)
"you get ammo halfway through" 🤓
if you're bringing slug and short rifle you won't know how to use terminals
realer talk
I will
pick knife too
Ew no knife users can suck my balls
😳
Besides
I play exclusively matchmaking chances are we ain't making it to halfway thru
So it's an easy pick for me
i mean the gunning part isnt too bad even in PE you can take the easiest parts
recklwss right?
i wanna say
I like burst pistol :3
i like to take a mid weapon and compensate with a good weapon
so i dont die if i mess around
Its actually deece
Like u can just take it and you'll be fine
dass what I'm sayin'
point and shoot adventure
So u like to take hel shotgun
i dont like hel shotgun, so i odnt take it no matter what
and its like very good lmao
how so
Its bad
i dont take a gun bc its mid
nah calling Hel Shotty mid? 😭
I know I know it's actually trash
like bullpup feels great, but the reload is ass
nerd
Yea bullpup feels great until the mag is empty
bullpup feels good to not use
So let's say you are doing r4d2
I’m just trying to determine the weakest weapons in the game, and see if they still have a use. Are still viable. That was why I said slug shotgun and short rifle?
By r4e1 bullpup will finish reloading
hel shotgun is great at killing, but i am not into it or combat shotgun
slug shotty can kill scouts but you gotta be very close
you can probably shoot them in the back of the head from a decent range
Short rifle is actually just ok
I kind of feel like the combat shotgun sucks. Head shots, unless right on top of them, don’t pop heads. Takes too many shots just to kill a striker at a bit of range. Strikers don’t usually pile up to make the spread useful. And they are within hitting distance if you use it with max damage.
scouts have 43 hp right?
You can take short rifle and have a great time
it is not that effective without headshot, otherwise its a stagger weapon
Like my dude took short rifle to r8d2
Yeah I read that. But at that point just hammer them. Or knife.
and it would do fine with othwr teammates running other guns
i sometimes take that extra range safety
except you cant shoot when jumping
Wow shotgun weapon is bad at range no way
sawed off and scattergun can also kill stuff from far away 'cuz of their insane damage
its another good until you have to rwload
I’m saying I make almost all head shots, and it’s a piss poor weapon for the range. Unless ya stand at a choke point, it’s not as useful as other weapons.
I like choke mod
???
Choke mod reload is completely fine
What are you guys on
Me too
crack
it has poor mag for the damage output
Ya say that, but many games have good range, or at least a lot better than this game, and real life shotguns, unless sawn off, don’t spread or lose effective stopping power like that. It’s stupid.
its uptime is much lower than normal shotgun, and scatter does more damage per mag
It's like ranged sawed off except maybe less damage than sawed off? Idk
like sure you can pull it to kill a giant, but unlike other shotguns you will not be able to kill a contious wave; only a group
its actually good against tanks
I like the choke shotgun.
its above average gun
oh wait you meant choke mod
The pump is better than the combat.
it's about the same dmg wise
Yeah
1x prec multiplier tho :)
Better range, and damage
so good against bosses
combat shotgun is goated
Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. It’s dog 💩
Nah it's good
nah you're dog
Unless ya are standing right on top of them
Consider also that more than 1 striker constantly enters the crosshair
I feel like it’s a weapon for people who can’t aim, and get regular headshots.
Yes that is how u play combat shotgun
U literally let your mates shoot until something is too close for comfort
that's what I use the scattergun for
Yeah, I’m not stupid. It’s not an accident when I do that on purpose. Positioning, target prioritization. It’s not hard to try and hit more than one enemy at a time. I do that in any game with shotguns. It’s kind of the point.
use scatter on single shooters 🗣️
And it’s not hard to hit more than one in the head doing it.
The damage is still terrible for range.
scatter gun individual babies
probably impossible
i often have ammo for that considering i dont kill much in a squad setting and running this or sniper
i dont play hard levels in those cases
I play all levels w hel shotgun and scattergun
good for you
game turns easy mode 😮💨
i like normal smg, slug, shotgun, choke mod and hel rifle
the scattergun is supposed to be good, for niche things, like bosses. Mothers. Then barrel stuffing to confirm a kill is worth it.
I don’t wanna hug a pack of strikers.
double tap and burst cannon is my current go to
Double tap is goated. At least I love it.
it can also work as an "emergency mine" for doors
Scatter is actually just OP against bosses, but its wave clear actually isnt that bad
i wanna hug a tank
Yes, that too. If ya don’t have a mine, wait till they door bust, smash a bunch all at once.
yessssssss I like how usable it is
and then it also does damage to stuff
feels so good
Dom shotgun
When they are all grouped up. If it’s a wave and they are coming in and spreading out, from what I hear, people rarely get three kills on strikers with one blast. Seems kind of awful. 6 kills per clip if lucky.
damn shitgun
You arent shooting scatter for every enemy. There are opportunities where you could easily get 4+ kills with a shot, its just using it when its effective
Double tap is very satisfying to use. I’m playing in vr, and it just handles really well at all ranges. Headshots for days. Burst down strikers instantly.
ammo economy?
I've heard it runs out of bullets fast
Yeah, I’m saying on average. I’ll have to experiment with it more.
not really
I mean if you spam fire it, then yeah
Cats can't talk
jt shoots pretty fast
Yeah, its main use isnt its wave clear, but for like nightmare alarms, killing 4 nightmares with one shot is pretty good
Stop talking
Im skipping my nans funeral to watch you leave on new years
ngl i dont know why i said funeral i meant birthday
balls
It all comes tumbling down - evangelion probably.
I like pairing it with Techman Arbalist V Machine Gun, and I feel like in those rounds I eat more ammo than other players, but, 85-95 percent of my shots, when I’m doing good, are headshots, and instakills. So nobody is getting rushed by scouts and strikers don’t get much time to shoot.
Evangelion is mid
I'm team scattergun so I like to use an automatic secondary (or hel shotgun<3)
You're mid on the spectrum.
damn, how'd you know?
hihi
the only time I really shoot at the far away enemies is if I'm running hel rifle and can pen a few ops
I’m gonna say this. Unpopular opinion, Medusa sentry is sometimes awesome. Don’t give a fk what people think. Lols
I like the cqc more
I love the hell rifle.
it very nice sometimes
:3
For the penetration
Sizable load.
What in the fuck is that
its better than shotgun sentry
do sentries get back damage???
Auto does :3
jealous
I use it sometimes and it fucks
Yeah hell gun is one of my favorites. Precision rifle is okay too
backshots from Medusa sentry 😌
backshots from Medusa ||sentry|| ☺️
backshots ||from Medusa sentry|| 😊
Medusa can help hold a door you can’t close. Slows enemies making headshots with weapons easy as hell. Can make it so another sentry can chew up a whole crowd. Really narrow choke points it fires through enemies.
Where punchline.
The stagger is great.
Just gotta kill things fast so it doesn’t waste its goddamn ammo
no can do I don't kill things
I’m not saying it’s the best sentry. It’s a meme gun. But, an effective meme gun if used smartly
bio main as of halloween actually
everyone's a fucking bio main
I've been a nothing main for a couple weeks tho, my computer died
nah I was a mines main before that
and I'd sub c-foam
if you're a foam main don't talk to me
Are you talking about GTFO?
You're not gonna out jerk me 🙄
It’s hard for me to get away from turret. Because if I’m solo, I want it because bots can’t shoot for s. If I’m with others, sometimes their turret placement doesn’t give the turret enough time to target. They place it sideways to enemies running past. So they never get headshots. And miss half theit rounds, or just don’t target at all.
oh I'm gonna jerk you alright
Usually someone else is on mines or foam
Only one has out Varthian'ed me 😒 😔
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hii cutie how you been
would a fish fish fish if it could fish fish?
hello y'all
its been okay
laptop decided not to power on today
but then it fixed

ill say a fish could fish fish if they fish the fish to fish fishing fish
yippie self fixing laptop !
I think my cpu got fried, super jealous

:(
will will smith smith will smith if will smith will smith?
one of my pookies hard drives froze up and somehow took her computer with it
cyber monday and black Friday are pretty close so it's not the biggest deal
in the repair shop now 
no he cant
yea its true
"byuntear"
Be, You, Antear
Be you an anteater
Clicking that link will make me into an anteater?
Not worth the risk
No my favourite animal is a Lamborghini Murcielago
idk that one
oh I don't like cars
Definitely a horse girl at heart.
not super into horses either
Grow a melon.
Melon...
Em el on
I am the (el) on
🤔
Wait a fucking second
Melon
M Elon
Musk Elon
Your cat girl genome has been disabled.
I'm neither a cat nor a girl
Check the internet recently?
Chess the internet?
Let me guess who wins: Hikaru or Magnus (no idea why I keep calling him Magnusson)
blaming it on the ppl talking abt chess and elon musk and cars
neither of those guys are playing, fortunately? unfortunately? i don't know, it's always a shame not to have the strongest chess player in the world not playing for the title
I kinda prefer them not to at this point
Perhaps it's an asshole take but I'm tired of them winning
more exciting because there's less idea on which way the match will go
Sir, do you have any hobbies in real life?
but it's also great to watch magnus be insurmountable, or people try to match him and win
i mean hell, in 2016 he was the first one to lose a classical game and had to equalise the match and win in tiebreaks
playing video games
in 2018 he had to go to tiebreaks as well, neither Caruana or Carlsen could break each other
plink
me rn
more like magnu vs fabi
where did all the plushies go 
You should
what
yall ever get scared that a spider might be living in your throat
there's that one area where ur nose zone meets ur mouth zone and one could only imagine the critters that decide to reside there while I'm awake
like it's way back in there, and there's no way I could get an evil angry insect or arachnid out of there
Okay what
im boutta ping mods again
brother
spiders are shit scared of us
they keep their distance
if that's the case why did I wake up with a bug bite hmmmmmmmm???????
mosquito probably
plink
Plink

I will kill them all
plonk
i heard not adhering to the sweaty gamer stereotype helps with keeping mosquitos away
yes, showering
I'm a GTFO player, sorry
go take care of yourself and your hygiene
I shower, but my blood is just too sweet to be missing out on
The Warden needs you in your top form to perform well on your missions
It's not the sweat that keeps the mosquittoes away as much as the other fluids from gooning
lmao
gooning = nefarious activities done by goons of a villain
my favourite gooning movie
it's so hard to be a henchmen these days, the words "minion" and "goon" have both been taken over by media
the goonies
i love it when Sinok says "I am the goonie" and just starts gooning on everyone
minion? as in lord minion? as in lordminion777?
i'm not sure who you're referencing from what game community
but i know that it's someone
oh it's wade
fuck i forgot that's his tag lmao
he is THE lord minion 777
i can't deny that
I don't WANT an identity
I want to be EVIL
he is, indeed, the one and only, lord minion 777
you know what separates a villain from a super villain?
PRESENTATION
lord minion 777 when he sees lord minion 778 
(he's cooked)
bro's cooked
that's just Barbara
not Barbra 😰
holy shit it’s barbara
No!!!!
hello
j
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Have a happy Thanksgiving everyone
I forgot thanksgiving existed
I forgot New Zealand existed
Have a great day tomorrow even if you don't

lmao
<@&408548765599793173> help we're under attack
"nft artist" they're like 8 pixels why the fuck you need to hire someone for that
On it
cubuyyyyy
haiii
Hm.
cute
hihihi cuties :3


