general

[scenic ginkgo]

Yeah that makes sense

But i love cheeseburgers

:(

[undone birch]

No hard feelings ye

I disagree as I've seen what it did to me and the only female coworker I had

But yeah I guess I, yeah no hard feelings

I think I see where it's coming from and it's not malicious

[brave mantle]

People need to start also standing up for people and women in these fields otherwise its not gonna change

[undone birch]

I think it's misinformed, but ultimately you think you're being fair and that should count for something

[rare anvil]

This is what happens btw but it happens in favour of men for tech fields

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[undone birch]

Getting called sir is already annoying, but my cis coworker being called sir is just, amazing

Like this lf doesn't remotely look like a dude

[scenic ginkgo]

Yeah in that comment i was pretty much saying it as a general aspect

[brave mantle]

Thats fucking weird ngl

[undone birch]

That's just how much they are used to only have dudes

[rare anvil]

Yeah I get it

[brave mantle]

I think they're just weird ngl

I would say something lol

[frosty imp]

I mean maybe tech is mostly men cause maybe all the men there are gay

[languid beacon]

it's true, most places you're less likely to get invited to an interview if you have a feminine name on your CV instead of a masculine one

[scenic ginkgo]

Gay and furries

I can confirm it

[brave mantle]

yes

[frosty imp]

Yeah

And femboy

[undone birch]

TOO MANY NECKBEARDS

I need more femboy

[scenic ginkgo]

Everyone in the Tech unis in here are either gay or femboys

Or like

Really weird

[undone birch]

I would hire only men

As long as they look like women

Ez

[frosty imp]

Entering tech requires you to be a skinny cute femboy

[rare anvil]

This isn’t even the most convincing stat the make up of grads versus the joke market is

[undone birch]

🙏

[scenic ginkgo]

Can femboys be tall?

[frosty imp]

If you do not meet criteria you aren't allowed

Ywah

[undone birch]

Yes

[languid beacon]

Glad to be working in healthcare because there's a lot more diversity there
Not glad to be working in healthcare because I'm going to get yelled at by a patient and at some point sexually harassed or assaulted

[frosty imp]

And buff too I've seen this Pic of a buff as fuck dude in a dress lmfao

It doesn't matter if you can pull it off

[scenic ginkgo]

[blazing echo]

One question, really out of mere curiosity: So far the conversation was about gender, what about race, what do you think?

[scenic ginkgo]

I like being racist

I love racing

[frosty imp]

Being racist is fun

I wanna be first all time

[undone birch]

I did technically say a message about it

[languid beacon]

Skinny ✅
Cute ✅
Fem ✅
Boy ❎ ❎ ❎

[frosty imp]

Wow

[languid beacon]

Barber told me I'd be good at computer science
Died inside because im trans

[frosty imp]

Eh

[brave mantle]

White people are the minority in my course lmao

[scenic ginkgo]

Frosty still hasnt sent me the oiled up maid pics

[rare anvil]

Nothing changes when it comes to analysis based of race or gender. Intersectionality exists but like this is disproportionately 101?

[frosty imp]

Ig assumption is you're tech user you know or can learn programming and shi

[languid beacon]

There are only 2 white people in my year group
I'm one of them

[brave mantle]

type shi

[frosty imp]

Shi

[blazing echo]

means death or four in japanese

they use Yon for four

ichi, ni, san, shi/yon, go, roku, nana, hachi, kyuu, jyuu or something along those lines for counting 1 to 10

[scenic ginkgo]

Bro knows yappanese

[blazing echo]

Noooo

[brave mantle]

yeah

[frosty imp]

Yapan

[brave mantle]

jyuu ni be 11 guys

[blazing echo]

nor even remotely just a couple of things and can read like a couple of hiragana

[blazing echo]

12

11 is jyuu-ichi

[frosty imp]

13

You failed

[brave mantle]

bro im stupid

[frosty imp]

Smh

[brave mantle]

tf

anyways

[blazing echo]

no, you're not

[brave mantle]

go jyuu ni is 52

[blazing echo]

have an hug

[frosty imp]

So cute

[brave mantle]

its been like 4 years since i did japanese :(\

[undone birch]

Rip ly Duolingo streak

[scenic ginkgo]

Uh oh

[undone birch]

100 something days

Lose streak once

[blazing echo]

I always wanted to learn but I always had the feeling I was simply TOO OLD to start

[undone birch]

Never learn again

Nah

Even now dude

[scenic ginkgo]

You should start buying guns and reinforcing your house

Duolingo Bird is coming for you

[frosty imp]

Should have started being multilingual at BIRTH

[blazing echo]

I know that reference!

"You know what happens now!" "Bombs launched"

[scenic ginkgo]

Duolingo is going to use more than just a couple bombs

[frosty imp]

Used duolingo

Try learning language

Give up after a couple days caus eh

Bird hasn't come yet

[scenic ginkgo]

Sometimes i ask myself how the fuck i ended up learning more with videogames and tv series than in school

[frosty imp]

It'll jump my ass whenever I'm going somewhere good in life

Cause it's interesting

And more entertaining

[blazing echo]

pan scene to the bird in a bunker reloading AKs and grabbing grenades

[blazing echo]

Want to know why?

[scenic ginkgo]

Why

[blazing echo]

I think it's a mix of it being something you LIKED and therefore you recalled without a lot of work into repetition

and a mix of it being more practical, interesting than learning boring grammar rules in day 1

[frosty imp]

Yeah

[undone birch]

The positive feedback of: you know how to speak english to say/read this so you can now do this

is very easy

[frosty imp]

Unless it was like you absolutely had to learn it

[undone birch]

I learnt english on flash games

[frosty imp]

Trying to learn it in any other way that isn't interesting to you is damn near impossible

[undone birch]

if I got it right, I won

if I didn't, I lose

holy shit I am so fucking sore

[frosty imp]

"Oh it must be 'Your'"

[undone birch]

just spent like 8kms/5 miles in the catacombs

soaked to the bones

ez

[frosty imp]

failed, it's You're

[undone birch]

🙏

're and 's I took a long time to understand

[frosty imp]

Yeah it seems to be a big issue usually for everyone lmao

Let alone pronunciations of words with similar shit like the -ough words

[undone birch]

Please consider:

"Wednesday"

[frosty imp]

Rough, through, thorough

Yeah it's fucking dumb lol

[undone birch]

The fact that I automatically know how to pronounce those is wild

[scenic ginkgo]

Im 100% sure You live somewhere in the catacombs

[frosty imp]

It probably is wed nes day if it was an older English language/pronunciation

[blazing echo]

sorry for the caps lock but I HAVE to focus whenever I want to type S T R E N G T H

[frosty imp]

But ig eventually people stopped giving a fuck cause everyone from every country started coming to the US

[blazing echo]

And heart, earth, hearth being 3 different words is just evil

[undone birch]

Some dude said "hey" to me today cause they recognized me

They were in the catacombs actually since wednesday and only got to surface once to buy water lmao

[frosty imp]

So English bended the rules for practically everyone

[scenic ginkgo]

What the fuck

[undone birch]

tbf that's how language keep alive

[undone birch]

This guy is a normal one

[blazing echo]

I'll tell you what

[undone birch]

There's actually a lituanian homeless (Once again, I am in france, so not exactly neighbour) that lives semi permanently here

he has a cat, and I saw the cat today

[blazing echo]

English is much easier than Italian

[frosty imp]

Yeah

[undone birch]

someone shoot go to discord headquarters and start shooting off people one by one

[frosty imp]

Who gives a shit as long as you are understandable

[undone birch]

me typing @, and the list of people it gives you changing order and names without warning simply because it wants to is just devious

It is fucking useless

And just inconvenient

it's worse than useless

useless I am neutral

This is actually a hindrance

fuck

[blazing echo]

I dont need 500 different form of the same verb I just need -ing, -ed, will X and whatnot.

[frosty imp]

Useless

Wow

[undone birch]

THIS

english is so easy still

Like yo there is virtually no grammar

[scenic ginkgo]

me types a name
Clicks on that name
Discord for some reason changes it at the last second
Pings a random person

[undone birch]

🙏

[frosty imp]

At everyone but it's actually a user named everyone

Real one for that

[undone birch]

a lot of french classmates used to think spanish was much more easy

and like

no

[scenic ginkgo]

I
Fucking
Hate
Spanish

[undone birch]

it's "easier" cause it's basically our system but with other words

while english is a different system

But still, dude, spanish require you to know much more shit by heart

than english

[scenic ginkgo]

My main language
Yet i still dont know the basic rules

💀

[frosty imp]

Lol

[undone birch]

you might just have skill issues

ngl

[scenic ginkgo]

I don't even place accents

Yup

[frosty imp]

It is probably hard to learn how to write English pretty well but it isn't really hard even then

The fucking legal system English however

[amber solar]

depends on the country if u just speak basic as fuck english u will be understood everywhere, u will just have to ask for local words or sayings

i mean basic as fuck spanish

woops

[undone birch]

french -> spanish, the difficulty is learning all the words by heart, but basically everything is the same
french -> english: the difficulty is how stuff works in different order. Otherwise not a lot of stuff to know by heart

[amber solar]

remember kids english is a stupid language it never should've gotten so big

[undone birch]

So depending on if you have good memory, or good flxibility, you will find one of the other easiere

[undone birch]

SHOULD HAVE BEEN FRENCH

[amber solar]

i mean

[frosty imp]

It's not stupid if everyone is using it

It's just pretty lazy

[amber solar]

i mean there's a lot of stupid shit everyone uses

[blazing echo]

it's so, so, so convenient

[frosty imp]

Yeah

[amber solar]

it doesn't make one invalid

both r true

[frosty imp]

Like all other languages exception of possibly a couple are fucking what am i looking at

[amber solar]

it could've been any language and we went for the dumb one smh

[frosty imp]

Also like languages having two different fucking systems apparently

Traditional vs whatever else it was in Japanese or was it chinese?

[blazing echo]

simplified chinese or traditional chinese

[scenic ginkgo]

I imagine the simplified chinese is easier right

[frosty imp]

I guess it's basically depending on which direction it's written in

Like left right instead of top down

[undone birch]

english is convenient cause at least it's easy to learn

[frosty imp]

Unless it's about the actual language itself getting changed then boy oh boy

[undone birch]

so it makes sense to use a simple language

French is fancy and it's cool af it's international languages in a lot of instances

But for everyday use

I wouldn't want french to be the default

English being the default has the problem of american defaultism

But otherwise, it's cool

[blazing echo]

I like spanish being so common since I can understand most of it without ever studying it.

[undone birch]

And helps making the world more accessible

[scenic ginkgo]

American defaultism?

[frosty imp]

So simple you just gotta have the words for shit and not give a damn about grammar or extra words

[undone birch]

people assume they are talking to other americans, or only taking america into account when doing something

[scenic ginkgo]

Wait until You hear the insults

[undone birch]

Cause "oh you speak my language? you must be from my country"

[scenic ginkgo]

Oh yeah

[blazing echo]

oh I already watched enough seasons of Narcos to know some

[frosty imp]

Til the one guy who knows every single language perfectly comes by

[undone birch]

latin languages insults are so funny

[scenic ginkgo]

People often forget like 5 countries have English as their main language (i know it's a lot more)

[blazing echo]

xiaoman guy?

[undone birch]

me when I go to england and act surprise they spea english so well

[frosty imp]

Yeah ig

Can't remember his name

Man speaks fluent English and shocks English speakers

[scenic ginkgo]

Wow is fluent English that weird?

[blazing echo]

xiaomanyc

[frosty imp]

I mean I'm pretty sure fluent English is whatever it is now

[hybrid fern]

Anyone got a link to that website for the R8 A2 codes?

[undone birch]

https://andocas.com/gtfo/r8a2/

[scenic ginkgo]

Does somewhere here plays Destiny 1?

[languid beacon]

it's always andocas website, never auri's :(

[frosty imp]

So sad

[undone birch]

does auri have logtracker too?

[digital junco]

Yeah

auri should put it in archive

[languid beacon]

uhhh i know she did it on her plugin/mod archive (on a dev version), but I don't think it's on the website

but i've not checked so idrk

[scenic ginkgo]

Who thought the Oreo coke flavour cookies was a good idea

💀

[undone birch]

coke just tastes like gasoline dude

why would anyone want that

[scenic ginkgo]

How do You know what gasoline tastes like

[undone birch]

i

[languid beacon]

i accidentally drank washing up liquid infused water before

that shit gave me the most awful headache

[undone birch]

g

goat

are you like

okay

[languid beacon]

yea

i didn't properly rinse my bottle out after cleaning it, was like 4 years ago

[frosty imp]

I mean if you know what it smells like you probably can figure out the taste

[undone birch]

welp

it tastes very close to the smell

[frosty imp]

Though it could be a bad smell great taste like some food are

[scenic ginkgo]

I don't know what Gasoline You guys smell
But it's not near close to coke

[undone birch]

You realize I'm not talking about coca cola right

[scenic ginkgo]

A

Wait

[undone birch]

BRO

YOU ARE SO PURE

AHAHAHAH <3

[frosty imp]

Lmao

[scenic ginkgo]

This raises even more questions

[undone birch]

I'm not even making fun of you I genuinely do find it mega cute

[frosty imp]

I thought the same too so silly

Confirmed Monique does 5 kilo cocaine every day

[undone birch]

my coke era long behind me man

I mean it better be

I can't afford to go back lmao

60€ the gram dude I could buy a whole new game every night instead

[frosty imp]

Lmao wow

[scenic ginkgo]

There a difference between: i don't want to and i can't afford it

[undone birch]

Nah I actually don't want to

But yeah funnily enough the gasoline taste is real

#TIL

well

you did

[frosty imp]

If it was 60$ a gram I'm sure as hell no one who isn't truly desperate is doing that

[scenic ginkgo]

You would be surprised

[frosty imp]

Cost of shit with everything going up

[undone birch]

That's actually how it starts. You think it's gonna be a one-time thing, and yeah, a 60€ habit is expensive

But a 60€ one time thing isn't

Until the week after you wanna have that one time thing again

And then after a few times you realize it's not a one time thing

it's mega addictive

[scenic ginkgo]

How many grams do You need to get the big effect some people get?

[frosty imp]

Not a lot id imagine

[undone birch]

even tho the hangover" is far worse than with alcohol

[undone birch]

a gram can last you a night when you start

[frosty imp]

Depends on the drug tbf

[undone birch]

tbf

But yeah it gets out of hand FAST

[frosty imp]

Like you can control weed sure

[undone birch]

The "this is ganna be a one time thing" is so so wrong

weed is actually so much less addictive than coke

[frosty imp]

You better already be making quite a lot more money if you are getting into coke or other kinda shit like that

Cause it's almost a guarantee you're hooked

[languid beacon]

oh to be there in the room in the summer of 1974 when Glenn Hughes beat Keith Moon in a cocaine snorting contest

[undone birch]

I would recommend a lot of drugs to try at least once in life

[frosty imp]

Lmap

[undone birch]

Coke is not one of them

[scenic ginkgo]

What

🤨

[undone birch]

As part of experimenting. You know. In French we say we don't wanna die stupid

[languid beacon]

everyone should try out oestrogen ✨

[undone birch]

Implied died without having tried stuff

But this stuff is not worth trying

[frosty imp]

Everyone should try a gram of good quality methamphetamine

fed

[undone birch]

ME ME ME

PLEASE MAKROO ME

[frosty imp]

Alright off to jail

[undone birch]

meet cute tgirl at protest
she offers me sovietic-era amphetamines

????????

[frosty imp]

The prison might not have the best meth

It'll be the best you'll get though

[topaz stump]

wheres the problem

[frosty imp]

That or they'll trade you for a well known big gun smuggler and trader

[topaz stump]

ive taken methamphetamines for 75% of my life

[frosty imp]

I don't think I'd realistically do any drugs tbf

[languid beacon]

silly ADHD babies

[frosty imp]

Spare for trying out weed eventually

[topaz stump]

real

the silly consumed me

[languid beacon]

I haven't taken any recreationals

[topaz stump]

i am become Goob, destroyer of seriousness

[frosty imp]

Wow

[languid beacon]

well, maybe a sip of sparkling wine/bootleg champagne but

[steep stone]

It's aight, the culture surrounding it is annoying tho ngl

[languid beacon]

what's the point when i can get high off love instead

like sure i'll be taking exogenous oestrogen for ages when i transition, idgaf, that's just hormones

antiandrogens for a while too, whatever, doesn't bother me

[undone birch]

[insert cheeky flirting]

(sexual)

[topaz stump]

the tried and true method of "throw drugs at the problem till the problem goes away"

sexul

[undone birch]

yes

[topaz stump]

all i need is to double my adderall dose and everything will be good

[steep stone]

I've tried a lot of recreational stuff and tbh most of it isn't really worth it

[topaz stump]

theres like 3 weed dispensaries within walking distance of my parents house

and another 4 within a 15 minute drive

[steep stone]

Dude they are everywhere in legal states

[undone birch]

france with pharmacies

[scenic ginkgo]

Man

[undone birch]

how tf do the USA have more dispensaries than pharmacies

[scenic ginkgo]

You guys have weed?

[topaz stump]

thats what IM sayin

[scenic ginkgo]

😔

[topaz stump]

that is like the most on brand US thing wdym

[steep stone]

You think you want it until your favorite burger place is now a weed store

[topaz stump]

there are more guns per capita than people

[steep stone]

I genuinely believe a majority of people smoke in legal states

[topaz stump]

medical care is nigh unaffordable for like half the country

[steep stone]

At least in the jobs I work

[topaz stump]

so many of the dorms on my campus reek of weed

someone got busted with cocaine too i think

[undone birch]

1 out of 2 people have smoked in France

[topaz stump]

its that low?

[undone birch]

somehow france most repressive state

[scenic ginkgo]

Who needs medical care when You can just die

[languid beacon]

my heart is already being captured by a lady, but you can try your hand if you'd like (poly)

[topaz stump]

-insurance companies

[undone birch]

almost like repression doesn't work

[scenic ginkgo]

Well then
Dont let them win

[topaz stump]

oh trust me

marvin heemeyer is a role model for me

[steep stone]

Tbh I want to see what this metric is like for Japan cause iirc it's super illegal there

[steep stone]

My father everytime he sends me a stupid bulldozer meme

[topaz stump]

your father is based

[languid beacon]

you can smoke if you want, it's not good for you, but i won't judge

[scenic ginkgo]

Is that why the french are so weird?

[candid fern]

It's expensive as shit tho

[languid beacon]

instead i'll get paid to fulfil your prescriptions for inhalers/meds for COPD

[topaz stump]

honhonhon oui oui baguette

[languid beacon]

and help you with quitting if needed

[topaz stump]

bonjour croissant eiffel tower

[steep stone]

COPD might happen is the thing

[topaz stump]

tobacco is bad for you

dont ingest it

[candid fern]

Unironically why I've stopped, 11€ is not worth it

[steep stone]

My great grand dad smoked tobacco from like, 12 to literally 103

[topaz stump]

my grandpa took snuff for the better part of his life

[steep stone]

Died of old age

[topaz stump]

and is now like in his early 70s with copd and two types of cancer

drugs are bad

[steep stone]

My grandmother who was straight edge her whole life died of cancer at like 65

[undone birch]

once again mega illegal here too

[steep stone]

Like multi year prison sentence illegal?

[undone birch]

12€ a gram bro stop being poor

[undone birch]

theorically you can but you won't unless dealing

[topaz stump]

some of us didnt forfeit our dignity and become compsci majors monique

[undone birch]

Also japan will imprison you guilty or not anyway

[steep stone]

I think Monique is a comp sci major

Mf has the socks for it and programs

[undone birch]

LOL

[languid beacon]

smoking is not the only factor for health and there's an element of randomness anyhow

[undone birch]

no

[topaz stump]

it says software engineer in her bio bro

[undone birch]

school is for losers and morons

[candid fern]

Lmaooo

[steep stone]

Nah I agree with you, it's just. The fickle finger of fate, yk?

[frosty imp]

Get fucked by rng and die

[undone birch]

Like bro just learn how to do something yourself

[frosty imp]

Cancer ftw

[topaz stump]

thats what i keep sayin

there are two types of compsci majors

the femboys and the trans girls

[undone birch]

Why do you need a dude reading the same class for every year to somehow learn

[steep stone]

Yeah I was gonna say, I don't know a single cis dude in comp sci

[topaz stump]

my buddy is compsci, im waiting to see which camp he'll fall into

my money's on femboy tho

[languid beacon]

Yeah, but the fact that I could die at any moment won't stop me from trying to be healthy

[undone birch]

can I groom her into fixing that?

[topaz stump]

he's quite christian and also kind of an asshole, good luck

[frosty imp]

Lol

So femboy then?

[undone birch]

why you buddy with him then

[topaz stump]

also requesting to groom minors 😬

[languid beacon]

ah so he's repressed

[scenic ginkgo]

Even the strongest people fall?

[topaz stump]

he's proven himself very difficult to shake

[scenic ginkgo]

Something like that

[steep stone]

Tbh I've learned that most things are better in moderation. I don't smoke like I used to but I doubt I'll ever quit. Not much goes better with dark alcohol then a cig.

[topaz stump]

something like that

[undone birch]

you probably should have led with this detail

[frosty imp]

Christianity fr be like

[topaz stump]

he told me he was bi like first year of high school and then i mentioned it later and was like "wtf when did i say that? im straight"

[undone birch]

LMAO

[steep stone]

Monique is grooming minors? What?

[topaz stump]

wanting to groom an 18yo aint a good look either

[undone birch]

JAKE NOT YOU TOO

[frosty imp]

Wild

[topaz stump]

whod have thought monique would be the celebrity busted for diddlign kids this month

[frosty imp]

Banished

[topaz stump]

first dr disrespect, now this

[undone birch]

[frosty imp]

Sad....

[undone birch]

NOW THIS

[scenic ginkgo]

Fr*nch

[frosty imp]

So who will it be next month

[steep stone]

Guys I just heard Monique has a direct line to Diddy this goes deep

[frosty imp]

Whoa

[undone birch]

GUYS

[scenic ginkgo]

Goob

[topaz stump]

guys i just read monique's name on the epstein logs

[frosty imp]

Wow

[undone birch]

I HAVE THE EPSTEIN ISLAND FLIGHT RECORD

[topaz stump]

I KNEW IT

[undone birch]

AHAHHAHA

[steep stone]

Goob beat you lmao

[undone birch]

he wish

[topaz stump]

i will

[frosty imp]

Saddest day

[topaz stump]

bend over

[undone birch]

wait fuck no aren't you also a minor?

FUCK

I CANNOT GET AWAY WITH THIS

[topaz stump]

ITS TOO LATE

BEND OVER ASSHOLE

[languid beacon]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[frosty imp]

We are all related to epstein

One way or another

[undone birch]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[topaz stump]

YOU CHOSE THIS

[undone birch]

w- what

[topaz stump]

also im 20

[languid beacon]

maybe being a bit withdrawn from everything has its benefits

[scenic ginkgo]

Are You?

[undone birch]

then I'm fucking you lmao

[frosty imp]

Wow

[topaz stump]

sweet when and where

[scenic ginkgo]

What the fuck

Goob?

[frosty imp]

Exactlyv

[topaz stump]

last time i checked anyway

[undone birch]

Same date, same place, in 20 years

[frosty imp]

They're gonna fuck

[undone birch]

I'll be there

[topaz stump]

sure that works

im gonna forget

[scenic ginkgo]

I didnt knew You were like this goob

[frosty imp]

It'll be worse than old people fucking

[undone birch]

oh right

[topaz stump]

hey

[undone birch]

okay now let's fuck now

[topaz stump]

thats discriminatory against me

[scenic ginkgo]

I thought i was only yours

:(

[undone birch]

while you still have stamina

grandpa

[topaz stump]

its not my fault my old man bones cant take it

[languid beacon]

I ain't fuckin anyone until a certain point in my life because I'm a good girl

[topaz stump]

its alright you can bend over too

theres plenty to go around

[frosty imp]

Amazing

There's a real honorable person there

[scenic ginkgo]

Honorable? In the GTFO community?

Impossible

[undone birch]

the virgin isn't honorable

they honourable

UK style

[frosty imp]

I ain't fuckjng anyone til a certain point in my life cause no one gonna fwm

[topaz stump]

virginity is cool, remain pure

[topaz stump]

REAL

[frosty imp]

I'll be one of God's 2nd hand man for that

[candid fern]

bought a special edition of a manga only available here,I love France fr fr

[scenic ginkgo]

Nuke france

[frosty imp]

Lol

[topaz stump]

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE FRANCE RIGHT NOW

[steep stone]

Fuck if you want to fuck, don't if you don't want to, I have literally zero investment in someone's personal life

[frosty imp]

Understandable

[steep stone]

France does cool things sometimes maybe I think?

[scenic ginkgo]

No

[steep stone]

Idk I like the tank and the funny gun

[frosty imp]

Actually I might be one of the virgins for those Allah people

Who knows we will see

[topaz stump]

woman is temporary gtfo is forever

[steep stone]

72 virgins is such a funny selling point

[frosty imp]

Lol ikr

[scenic ginkgo]

GTFO when steam does funny shit

[frosty imp]

You'll be there for eternity

[candid fern]

Food mainly

[frosty imp]

Only 72 virgins?

[undone birch]

i do

i wanna fuck someone

[topaz stump]

you always want to do that

[steep stone]

Even past it eternity that's such a worldly concern like

[candid fern]

& second biggest market for manga so it's good I guess

[frosty imp]

So many of Allah's disciples and now we're in a virgin shortage

[topaz stump]

i can assure you there are no shortage of virgins

[undone birch]

dw dudes women aren't people

[topaz stump]

take a peek on 4chan if you dont beleive me

[undone birch]

we can just create new ones

[frosty imp]

Wow

[scenic ginkgo]

"look at this server"

[topaz stump]

birth isnt real we just spawn them in with console commands

[steep stone]

"You may give up 1 rib for an extra virgin"

[topaz stump]

yeah that works too

[undone birch]

I'd give up 2 ribs for free

[frosty imp]

200k people

Is that enough

[steep stone]

I'm sure you would

[undone birch]

<3

[topaz stump]

christ has abandoned us all

[steep stone]

God is dead and we have killed him.

[frosty imp]

Yes

[undone birch]

that is not the reason why

but yes we have

[frosty imp]

Moses comes from the grave

[topaz stump]

i felled him with my bare hands

mankind is dead

blood is fuel

[frosty imp]

And smites us all

[topaz stump]

hell is full

[frosty imp]

Mm

[undone birch]

AUTOMODDED

[topaz stump]

rip bozo

[frosty imp]

I don't wanna rewatch 10 commandments again

[undone birch]

burry me with a vibrat*r and I can do it too

he ain't special

[frosty imp]

Wow

[topaz stump]

yknow

monique literally just got automodded for this

im very stupid

how does a vibrat*r work when you have a penis

[undone birch]

SMH

[frosty imp]

Doesn't matter

[scenic ginkgo]

Goob

[undone birch]

You need visual aid goob?

[frosty imp]

Everyone's got a small spot

[topaz stump]

do u just get a smaller one so it fits up there

[frosty imp]

Nah

[topaz stump]

coward

[frosty imp]

You can fit two raccoons up your ass if you're confident enough

[topaz stump]

more than 2 if you're actually confident enough

double file

[scenic ginkgo]

Bet

[frosty imp]

And length ain't really an issue

[undone birch]

Funfact, cigarettes are like squirrels

Perfectly safe until you put one in your mouth and set it ablaze

[signal quarry]

I can't believe that @scenic ginkgo was the bay harbor butcher

[topaz stump]

i think cigarettes maintain some level of danger when not on fire

and so do squirrels

[undone birch]

this mf a virgin

AND

[signal quarry]

I cant believe that cigarettes was the bay harber butcher

[undone birch]

affraid of squirrels

like bro pick a struggle

what the squirrel ganna do man

this ain't charlie and the chocolate factory

no squirrel ganna throw you in the trash

[topaz stump]

im not afraid of them

but they can be rabid like any other creature

and they do have claws

[signal quarry]

Cant believe that the squirell was the bay harboe butcher

[topaz stump]

ive had squirrels climb on me

[scenic ginkgo]

More fun

[topaz stump]

the ones on my campus are all but domesticated

[scenic ginkgo]

🤨🤨🤨

[topaz stump]

a bunch of them will eat food out of your hands

[topaz stump]

ill throw u in the trash

[undone birch]

<3

[topaz stump]

ON me

not IN me

theres a distinct difference

[scenic ginkgo]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Alright

[undone birch]

weirdly defensive dude

noone said anything

[topaz stump]

pablo did

[undone birch]

no

pablo just raised eyebrow

[scenic ginkgo]

Nope

[undone birch]

u defensive

[topaz stump]

both of you very bass boosted vine boomed me

[scenic ginkgo]

You are being sus, Goob

[topaz stump]

amongus?

i didnt fuck the squirrel

[undone birch]

GOOB CONFIRMED SQUIRREL FUCKER

[topaz stump]

i live in maine

bears are a lot bigger

[undone birch]

oh

[topaz stump]

more room for error

[scenic ginkgo]

What?

I don't know whats worse

[topaz stump]

i think the squirrel is worse

they're very small

i dont think it would survive the process

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[undone birch]

there's a name for the specific practice of killing bird this way

[topaz stump]

and of course you know what it is

[undone birch]

enjoy the rest of your day

[scenic ginkgo]

HUH

[candid fern]

[shrewd mango]

what is that sticker

[candid fern]

Jack Frost

[frosty imp]

Death

[candid fern]

I love jack frost truly the best among the best

[languid beacon]

a wand probably isn't the best shape for that, which is why rings exist

that being said, i have used neither and cannot comment on the efficacy of either

[topaz stump]

uh huh sure

[undone birch]

poor people in chat

point and laugh

don't care about automod

whoever did this

you're not as funny as you think

[topaz stump]

??

[undone birch]

the mods will know

[languid beacon]

no reason to use a vibe on something i don't enjoy

[scenic ginkgo]

You really think they read mod logs

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[undone birch]

idk

if hey are here to move people into VC just to be annoying

they might read when I insult them in log

ez

[fossil shell]

im trying to play with some friends but they can't join. are the servers still broken?

[scenic ginkgo]

clear the steam download cache

and update the steam framework thing

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[brave mantle]

Its amazing! I can show you if you want

[languid beacon]

a ring or a wand?

[topaz stump]

😳

promise?

[meager horizon]

It's p2p. no servers. Where does it get stuck. can they see your lobby?

[brave mantle]

Never used a ring

[brave mantle]

Promise

[topaz stump]

YIPPEE!

[languid beacon]

so you're implying you've used a wand? you've got some friends, eh

first the minidress, now this

[brave mantle]

Yeah I love using a wand on my friends

[fossil shell]

i figured out the issue was just that i had the other things locked. but now we're in the game but one of us can't see the other

[brave mantle]

Erm it was a maid outfit

[meager horizon]

He can try quitting and rejoining. It's a known bug

As long as he ain't host, there is no harm In him quitting mid game

[shrewd mango]

https://discord.com/channels/408196129470152705/1281414730090811503

Does anything from this thread look like something you're having trouble with?

[fossil shell]

currently trying the solution for him to leave and rejoin, ill keep this thread open

thank you both for your swift respones!

[shrewd mango]

yeah that's not going to work, just check the thread

[brave mantle]

it can

[scenic ginkgo]

It wont

[brave mantle]

it can

[scenic ginkgo]

Frosty

Come here

[signal quarry]

if she doesn't hawk tuah i dont wanna tawk tuah

[brave mantle]

Please keep yourself safe 😁

[polar elm]

Skibidi tuah!! Ohio on that thang!

[ebon steppe]

hi cuties

[polar elm]

Hi dusty

[signal quarry]

:D ty

[ebon steppe]

hii fishyy how u cutie

[polar elm]

I'm oki

Hru

[ebon steppe]

im getting better

im glad ur oki

[signal quarry]

dust off your bun

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[polar elm]

Good

[marble horizon]

hello! New to the server. mostly looking to find a squad to complete some rundowns

im up to any challennge that is presented

[scenic ginkgo]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[scenic ginkgo]

i recommend starting from rundown 1

finish it before doing anything else

after that go in order

[marble horizon]

currently trying to get through R1C1. ive bounced around and completed some other RD misssions

[rugged jewel]

hi gamers

[plucky crescent]

Greetings

[topaz stump]

What up nerds

[polar elm]

Gtfo this gtfo that how about you gtfo of your stinky ass bedroom and touch some grass

[scenic ginkgo]

Whats up goobers

[acoustic marten]

What's the melee meta?

Is it still hammer?

[scenic ginkgo]

There isnt a melee meta

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[brazen sentinel]

there's no meta if you're good at the game

🤓

[shrewd mango]

I mean the meta only really comes up when you get good

And even then it's a loose meta

[brazen sentinel]

i guess thats true, but its probably easier to use something like sledge early on cause of its versatility which might be a 'early game' meta type thing

but when you know what is good and what isnt for different situations, its better to pick for the missions you're doing

[polar elm]

The meta is to shoot everything in sight

[rugged jewel]

meta is sit in corner and cry

[neat solstice]

use spears unless you cant, great reach and the dmg multiplier

[brazen sentinel]

i main sledge

i like my running lol

[neat solstice]

yeah but but it takes a toll on your stamina and will effect when meleeing waves

[polar elm]

Knife clears

[brazen sentinel]

It's not that big of a problem tbh

Spear used to have a funny glitch where you could multikill but I believe that was patched away ages ago? On this topic, sledge you can technically multikill two enemies but it's tricky

But yea the spear chargeup time is iffy for waves

[polar elm]

Knife just continues to be the goat

[brazen sentinel]

Knife is fun unless the whole team runs knife lol

[polar elm]

True...

[brazen sentinel]

That moment when you have to lock in to get an epic knife occipult kill on a scout

[polar elm]

I'm the person who misses those

But continues to run knife

[brazen sentinel]

Noooooo

Lmao

Nah it's cool

[polar elm]

Rping as a brit

[brazen sentinel]

Me landing in London 2 seconds after getting off my plane

(I'm the sleeper)

[meager horizon]

Sledge is meta throughout the game. you never need to pick anything else

[brazen sentinel]

I generally tend to agree yeah

[meager horizon]

It's factual. so yes..

devs never managed to balance melees

[brazen sentinel]

Lol

[polar elm]

Rainbow 6 siege

[meager horizon]

Dunno if sledge is still meta. but he was in pro league from the beginning up till last year at least

I stopped R6siege entirely

[polar elm]

He's always been meta in ranked

Through all tiers of play

Doesn't get many pro league picks because there's better options for dedicated util

But for casual/avg person comp he's def still meta

Mostly because enemies and teammates are unpredictable

[tribal bone]

Sleeper! Wait, Where is my hammer?!

[dawn merlin]

Im new to gts and looking for people to play with

[meager horizon]

#how-to-matchmake and #lfg-beginners

[glacial otter]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-among-us-big-chungus-irony-hub-gif-21788435

[quick pasture]

hi guys

[neat solstice]

hey, europe time here. when yould you say it's worth trying to find a game?

[shrewd mango]

Uk time and eu time is fine

Although it's usually close to the evening

When we get peaks

[neat solstice]

so around 1800?

i just started the game and I heard that trying to do it with bots is pointless

been sitting in a discord channel for 20 minutes? should I try again around 1800?

[amber solar]

bots r useful

they aren't that bad

they just make u learn stealth a bit faster cuz they don't do much in there

[shrewd mango]

Slendo you have time for a run?

[amber solar]

iiiii don't have a computer :]

if u gifted me one

maybe

[shrewd mango]

Oh i forgot

Yeah if you're looking for people maybe wait until evening times

Sry about that

I'd duo with you but it'll be painful for you

[neat solstice]

cool, thanks for telling me. see you then

[topaz stump]

Slendo stop being poor and get a puter

[shrewd mango]

I could swear I've seen you in pubs before too
Like what happened

[graceful nymph]

?

[frosty imp]

rob a bank for once

[amber solar]

:[

[pseudo scaffold]

Need to see the slend sit everyone else in a chair while slendo does the Hardcarry

[scenic ginkgo]

Why is this game so bad

[delicate wagon]

skill issue

[languid beacon]

because it's not woke enough

[scenic ginkgo]

Real

[amber solar]

maybe

[scenic ginkgo]

I need a Hackett in maid outfit

[neat solstice]

This virus has eliminated the concept of genitalia,how much woke do you want this game to be?

Do you want Alan wake 2 style wokeness where they show the short shrimp pee pee of a man

[amber solar]

hybrids are nonbinary this is 100% canon

[neat solstice]

Wasnt Hackett developed after cornered-mc-gregored

[undone birch]

McGregor mentionned

is this truly the Year of Me 24?

[neat solstice]

?

In the wiki for Hackett it says his antics and personality was modelled after corner cokereggor

[undone birch]

that's actually insane

i dig it

[neon wadi]

109775245139371413

[polar elm]

Ip logger

[signal quarry]

habla espanol

can i get a large doctor pepper

[scenic ginkgo]

Ñ

[pseudo scaffold]

Community Canon at this point is just femboy Hackett. It cannot be changed

[ebon steppe]

ñ

[signal quarry]

ayo whats up

this warden guy

whats up with that

[blazing echo]

warden...

den of war

war... wolves

den of wolves!

[signal quarry]

wolfden

[blazing echo]

Ned fowl

[dusty night]

whats this weeks R8 A2 code?

[blazing echo]

google "andocas r8a2"

[signal quarry]

den of wolves is literally just GTFo above ground in japan

[blazing echo]

5VQ1P-TDQI8

should be the code

[dusty night]

ty

[blazing echo]

Will change in some hours

[signal quarry]

and also that mouth gag mask from PAYDAY 2 is now one of hte main characters

[scenic ginkgo]

XGFt0-6HBlHM

[tardy pelican]

https://aurirex.github.io/A2Password/

[signal quarry]

R8 A2 has a weekly code?

[tardy pelican]

Yeah

There is an algorithm, hell if I knew it

[languid beacon]

auri and andocas had a conversation about it some time months ago when they both added the function to their websites, something along the lines of the date being converted to a hash ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[gray kiln]

109775245171729428

[scenic ginkgo]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[scenic ginkgo]

I just finished playing titanfall 2
For the 6th time

God i love that game

[frosty imp]

crazy

idk how many times I've played portal 2

[neat solstice]

Titanfall 2 is the goat

[polar elm]

No it's a game

[brave mantle]

Heheheha

[signal quarry]

remember me when you enter your kingdom

[brave mantle]

This is my kingdom come

[fallow walrus]

hello the get the freak out discord

[brave mantle]

HEHEHEHA

Go solo e2

[weak owl]

[scenic ginkgo]

that pfp brings me PTSD

ok your bio checks out

LOL

[light merlin]

@lost vigil 4 minute wait time is crazy

Doc. btw

Or Marcel

if i rmember correctly that also was my name

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hammer-annoyed-giant-gif-24029759

[lost vigil]

doesn't ring a bell

I barely remember people I interacted with as is

[pseudo scaffold]

Who r u again?

[ebon steppe]

hihihi

[lost vigil]

definitely someone

that exists

[neat solstice]

How to beat the reactor mission?

[brave mantle]

shot

wheres the copypasta

[neat solstice]

Probably on Google I imagine

[brave mantle]

Captain America: puts foot on chair "So you are having trouble with R1C1"

a reactor is ultimately 3 parts,
1 Wave Defense
2 gathering resources in between
3 getting the code into the terminal in time
If you already know how R1C1's reactor works, then its just the first two things you need, and they can go hand in hand

the most popular place to defend for many reasons is the bridge tile. the hole in the wall at the south end is a great choke point where you can get angles and focus your sentries, the bridge itself is a perfect funnel if/as you fall back, and its only about a 30 second run to the reactor terminal.

when you start looting after the shooting, you have quite a lot of resources around you to spend as the code person runs out and runs back. and on longer warm up times for the later codes, you have enough time to run forward and loot in previous areas.

when giants spawn having someone with a good weapon for bigs like hel rifle is useful (especially for hybrids). as well as saving tool by only having 2 sentries down for most waves, saving it for later waves or the waves with Hybrids (4, 6, 8).

this is definitely a 3 sentry + 1 bio tracker level, and when you learn all sentries are not created equal.
Burst is the best all-arounder.
Sniper sentry thrives with bio tracking and the long sight lines on this level.
shot gun sentry is good for tight corners, but goes through tool a bit quickly so it is not well suited for reactors.
Autosentry is in the game.

if you have a bot, they are a boss with the biotracker so give them that, and if you have three bots god go with you.

[blazing echo]

Who created this originally? Wheat, right?

[brave mantle]

ya

[shrewd mango]

'Autosentry is in the game' always gets me

[neat solstice]

Oh ty. I th I ought you were gonna post the navy seal pasta

[brave mantle]

even though its better than shotgun LMAO

actually has a use

[weak owl]

Isn’t its single use to stall surge alarms?

I can’t think of anything else it is good at

[brave mantle]

its actually nice on e2 for class 6 nightmare

although sniper is just better

but i would rather have hel auto for that then shotgun or burst tbh

[weak owl]

Idk anything about anything past r8b4

[brave mantle]

if you have a good chokepoint and you dont care about tool that much then hel auto is pretty good

[weak owl]

makes sense

[languid beacon]

auto sentry demolishes wave (and your tool refill) if it gets back damage on a good chokepoint yeah

[weak owl]

I thought sentries didn’t have back damage

[languid beacon]

for that limited time insane value against waves

auto sentry does because they coded the penetration weirdly

no other sentry has it

[weak owl]

oh interesting

[languid beacon]

game sucks!

[weak owl]

I never knew

[languid beacon]

i mald so hard whenever something new comes out that makes no sense

auto sentry having back damage, nightmare scout neck not having damage reduction

[weak owl]

I hate nightmare scouts

[lost vigil]

auto sentry back damage my beloved

it's insanely busted on Occlusion btw lol

[weak owl]

All sentries should have back damage

It’s the same guns we’re using just put on a tripod

[shrewd mango]

Do they do heatshot damage again?

[languid beacon]

yes

iirc (was looking at a spreadsheet recently), every sentry has a prec multi of 1 apart from auto which is at 0.834

[digital junco]

:3 whoops, all bullets

[lost vigil]

you gotta nerf that shit ong

[digital junco]

mmm yeah probably

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[weak owl]

no

[high birch]

@woven gorge

[lunar spire]

[neat solstice]

I will leave GTFO on New years.

Been nice knowing all of you

It's been nearly 5 years.

[shrewd mango]

wut why

[neat solstice]

I feel I've grown away from the game and community, and the brain rot just doesn't hit the same anymore.

[shrewd mango]

o ok

feel free to come back

[rare anvil]

o7

[candid sundial]

segs

[brave mantle]

o7

[signal quarry]

been great having you around man i hope all is well i wish you best on your future endeavors

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[pliant eagle]

Hm. 🤓

[merry moat]

Hey all

[frosty imp]

Hello

[merry moat]

Just finished fighting Bahamut in FF16… and holy shit… that was insane

[shrewd mango]

congrats

Doing new game plus?\

[weak owl]

hi

[mortal surge]

Chat what's the best Discord bot?

or your favorite Discord bot?

[merry moat]

Uh no… I’m still new to the game

[quick pasture]

@ivory patrol @sterile maple no coms

Why we all muted

[shrewd mango]

Some people play this game muted
Mostly to not spoil anything for beginners

[quick pasture]

Ah I see

[shrewd mango]

Some for their own reasons

Like not having a damn mic

[sterile maple]

there is a text chat for vc btw u dont have to go to general for this :p

[quick pasture]

All good I guess

Sorry chat

[shrewd mango]

also are you sure you're good for a sec run on r5d1

[quick pasture]

Tbh I don’t even know

Lmao

[sterile maple]

we'll be fine trust

[shrewd mango]

Star you guys alright?

...Ok?

Gl

[sterile maple]

thx

[quick pasture]

Thanks

[shrewd mango]

D levels aren't good for beginners like at all

[merry moat]

Oooh! Muted gaming… why not take a step forward and turn off sounds

[shrewd mango]

We had a deaf player before

I think

Or was that from the zomboid server

[merry moat]

OoH

[shrewd mango]

Oh nevermind that was zomboid

[merry moat]

Hmm… I haven’t met any deaf players from Zomboid…

Ah ok

[merry moat]

I still take the deaf trait from Zomboid tho XD

Always

[vagrant zenith]

guys pretty new here, how can i find a match? mm in game doesnt work

[shrewd mango]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[shrewd mango]

Don't have the slendo copypasta, so the embeded one will have to do

We follow US times and EU times for peaks

Start from R1, As are the easiest

[vagrant zenith]

ty

[sterile maple]

well that went about as well as i expected lul

[shrewd mango]

So you all died

Did he trip every room or smth?

[sterile maple]

funnily enough i think the host triggered more rooms xd, but he did trigger a few rooms

i wasnt expecting 2 win anyways so i was mostly just trying to be helpful and have some fun

[light merlin]

R1C1 is the most fun reactor mission

R2D2 is a close second

[azure sleet]

I'm newer in someone want to play some random

[smoky storm]

newer in someone???? 😳

who's the lucky skinwalker

[azure sleet]

How invite player for play r1

Or someone who invite me

[shrewd mango]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[shrewd mango]

Everything you need to know for lfg and codes are there in #how-to-matchmake

[frosty imp]

Hm.