general

[deep bough]

laugh at this user rn !

[dusty walrus]

Emned

[undone birch]

AHAHAH

FISH REACT THIS CLOWN

[dusty walrus]

Monique you lost your right to laugh after saying Emned

[deep bough]

womp womp

[undone birch]

I lost my rights the moment I became a woman

You're late to the party m8

[dusty walrus]

likewise~

I already had barely any rights being Asian, but then I became a woman also, double de-buff

[undone birch]

🙏

Man I cooked some banger stuff today

I'm just sad I couldn't use cream

Already had too much this week

rip

[dusty walrus]

aaaaaaand I am dating a black woman, which also means I am gay, so quad de-buff

[undone birch]

this would have gone from good to legendary

[undone birch]

oh they power of 2

[last tartan]

skill issue?

[undone birch]

like if you're also a ginger dwarf you're now 32 debuffed?

[dusty walrus]

nah nah, I am not ginger

[undone birch]

ok shortie

[dusty walrus]

very short actually

approximately 151CM

[undone birch]

AHAHAH

chat

kick this user

like a ball

179CM tall mommy 🙏

as god intended

[last tartan]

God whoever said only really tall or short people play this game was so right

[dusty walrus]

careful, my height makes perfect for nut punching, or whatever is down there that is about to not be

[last tartan]

wow not a full 180, skill issue

[undone birch]

your height makes it perfect for nut something, punching would not have been my first guess

[dusty walrus]

I stole that last 1CM

[last tartan]

Noooooooo

[languid beacon]

173cm tall

[steep stone]

wow i cant wait till you all start comparing hand sizes next

[languid beacon]

You're so short that I can keep you at arms length and you wouldn't be reaching anything

[dusty walrus]

try me

lots of people said that and regretted

[undone birch]

🤨

SiReN wanna be tried ladies and gents

[dusty walrus]

here's the funniest part, I am 151CM, my GF is 205CM

[last tartan]

Nah yknow what?
Size comparison sucks, like theres nothing you can do to change it.
However
||You can change the size of your last victim||

[undone birch]

OH LMAO

holy shit

[last tartan]

huh

[languid beacon]

Goddamn

[dusty walrus]

[last tartan]

thats something

[undone birch]

nice

[languid beacon]

Your gf is a very tall lady

[dusty walrus]

she carries me around alot (as she fucking should)

[dusty walrus]

I call her a wall

[undone birch]

goat, close your mouth, you're drooling all over your keyboard

[last tartan]

jesus

that was unexpected

[undone birch]

he left the chat long ago

[languid beacon]

stop projecting

[undone birch]

i don't rember ur mom asking me to stop projecting last nite

gottem

[last tartan]

if he was ever here, im sure he regretted it

[dusty walrus]

told ya, never try me, I am very unpredictable xD

[steep stone]

i don't have victims, i have canvases on which i paint the words of god

[undone birch]

JAKE

YES

[languid beacon]

I don't care how big a woman is, if they give good hugs they're alright by me

[undone birch]

THOSE WORDS ARE GOSPEL

TO MY EARS

[dusty walrus]

hugs

[languid beacon]

Body paint?

[steep stone]

sure

why not

[last tartan]

See, thats your problem. Your last victim was 0cm talls hence you objectively suck.
Be better.

[dusty walrus]

"Paint me like one of your dead neighbors"

[undone birch]

I give killer hugs

(lots of scratches)

[steep stone]

I love picking people up when I hug them ngl

The bigger someone is the more fun it is to pick em up

[last tartan]

W h y

[undone birch]

wait no since it's me we're talking about I need to say it's loving gentle scratches, not me attacking you

[dusty walrus]

I wouldn't mind you attacking me tbh

[languid beacon]

I've been picked up bridal style by a strong lady before

Interesting experience

[last tartan]

Yeah thanks for clarification
you are 100% a cat monique

[dusty walrus]

afterall, wrestling is great

[undone birch]

Rawr~

[steep stone]

Funny

For me anyway

[undone birch]

I have tears to my eyes

You are a real one

[dusty walrus]

but what if at somepoint someone who is alot shorter just picks you up mid hug ?

the shame

[steep stone]

Hasn't happened yet

[tawdry ridge]

i did NOT have sexual relations with that spaghetti monster in B2~!

[dusty walrus]

there's a first for everything

[dusty walrus]

I did

[undone birch]

Oh please, I'm 95KG

I will be the one to throw you around

Not the other way

[languid beacon]

Then I pray they do not fall over

[last tartan]

Okay but listen…
forklift

[dusty walrus]

HAHA!! FAT!!!
meanwhile my ass is sitting a 43KG

[languid beacon]

Although maybe if they're picking me up and into me they wouldn't mind ending up with me on top of them?

[tawdry ridge]

nice

[last tartan]

That sounds like fucking starvation, you good?

[steep stone]

I lost weight and I'm still larger then you ngl

[languid beacon]

I'm like 54kg or something I don't actually know

[dusty walrus]

send help..

[undone birch]

u ain't picking up noone

SiReN is actually a child

[languid beacon]

I am very slender and not muscular at all

[undone birch]

Slenderman???????

[dusty walrus]

a child that just turned 26 8 days ago

[last tartan]

He is back!

[last tartan]

clearly you didnt eat your veggies

[undone birch]

should have finished your soup

[dusty walrus]

see, I did eat those, I just didn't eat the meat

[languid beacon]

oh wow we're back on the calling goat a man thing now :( (this is jokey, I'm not offended)

[dusty walrus]

I even drank my milk

[last tartan]

so… uhhh… slenderwoman would be better? Alternatively bi-slender? Or slenderofthethirdgender?

[dusty walrus]

I tried eating meat in college in the hopes it'd compensate, no bueno

SlenderBender

[undone birch]

what the fuck

[last tartan]

thats just a skill issue =)

[undone birch]

mf tried growing up at like 18

[dusty walrus]

no joke

[undone birch]

nah that's sad

[languid beacon]

If a raise a kid they're getting fed mostly home cooked or made meals

[last tartan]

kinda too late for growing up

[dusty walrus]

nah not really, I am actually perfectly happy with my height, should increase my weight abit for healthy sake but meh

[languid beacon]

Ultra processed food is evil and I am radicalised

[undone birch]

no matter what hormones you put in your body, in 200 years archeologist will see you and go "AH, they're short"

FBZQBFBKJZQKJZBF

[last tartan]

you wanna tell me you dont want your child to eat 200% fat mcdonalds food?

Impossible

[dusty walrus]

I injected estrogen like my life depended on it............well....it did

[undone birch]

WELL

[steep stone]

Could go for that insane leg break height increasing surgery

[languid beacon]

I want a bit.more weight too to round out my body, body doesn't want to put weight on though

[undone birch]

I actually did think about doing that

I wanna be taller, have biggers Bs and a bigger D

🙏

But alas

God nerfed me

[steep stone]

I am tall enough to where it's a bit annoying ngl

[last tartan]

Hopefully they say „that was the average height for the times”
i must kill and burn all people taller than me

[dusty walrus]

you caught my interest when you said bigger D

[undone birch]

🙏 I'm the spicy kind of trans woman

[dusty walrus]

me and you gonna get along well

[last tartan]

a bigger D…Dubstep love?

[languid beacon]

Always funny when someone who doesn't understand trans people goes "if I wanted to be taller would I get surgery for that?" if only you knew buddy, if only you knew

[undone birch]

I've seen a Frankenhole episode with this premise

Pretty funny series with interesting graphics

[dusty walrus]

screw bottom surgery, it's for losers~

[undone birch]

If you're into dark humor

[undone birch]

galactic IQ, bottom surgery to get a bigger one

[languid beacon]

you didn't have to insult me like that, rude

[undone birch]

wait no I don't go far enough

[last tartan]

doesnt that have a chance of just leaving you with a broken leg forever?

[dusty walrus]

just pull hard enough

[undone birch]

Bottom surgery to add a second one

[dusty walrus]

do something about it~

[undone birch]

that is terrifying

[brave mantle]

It’s called jelqing my brothers

[undone birch]

why

[brave mantle]

Let us jelq

[languid beacon]

snaking it up?

[last tartan]

Let us what now

jelq sounds like a slur ngl

[undone birch]

Call me medusa the way looking at me turns people rock hard

[brave mantle]

You’re obviously not a jelqer

[languid beacon]

Well I'm gonna go shower then make a chicken sandwich see you goons later

[steep stone]

It is actually insane to me that people go for it ngl, the leg surgery. Like that shit has to feel awful for awhile.

[undone birch]

holy shit that was actually a pretty insane line what the fuck

[dusty walrus]

did you know, there is about 6-7CM of dick inside you, and the bottom surgery is they cut your skin, pull those extra CMs out and stitch ?
so in theory....if you pull hard enough....

[last tartan]

”these goddamn jelqs coming here, stealing our jobs!

[steep stone]

I have literally no idea, only life altering surgery I've looked at is Lasik

[undone birch]

in THEORY

[steep stone]

I'm pretty content otherwise

[brave mantle]

I KNEW I HAD 3 inches

[last tartan]

what did you just fucking say

[undone birch]

FROSTY

[languid beacon]

Poor fellow

[dusty walrus]

FROSTY I SAID ON THE INSIDE NOT OUTSIDE

[languid beacon]

Tell me if you're coming to the UK yeah

[steep stone]

You can actually do this, you lose the ability to like, control it though iirc.

[languid beacon]

Oh well, bye for now

[brave mantle]

A few inches inside?

Ayo

[dusty walrus]

PUT YOUR MICROSCOPIC peen AWAY

[last tartan]

well yknow, in the end it doesnt matter right?

[languid beacon]

Wasn't there the Mexican guy with a 1.2m long penis?

Last message I swear

[brave mantle]

Longest pp is 18 inches

[dusty walrus]

I mean, we all want it on the inside, but not ours

[last tartan]

i feel bad for the guy

[undone birch]

what the fuck

[dusty walrus]

that's just mutation at this point

[undone birch]

I've definitely seen weird art

[brave mantle]

[tawdry ridge]

i need to succ some dicc

[dusty walrus]

like I love big ones as much as the next girl, but I also have limits

[last tartan]

He needed to be put down before he could spread his seed

[last tartan]

you what now

[dusty walrus]

you heard me

or...read

[last tartan]

Maybe i heard you

[dusty walrus]

my oh my~

[last tartan]

look behind you

[brave mantle]

Dude even 8 inches hurts how you taking more than that

[dusty walrus]

hnnnnngh

[brave mantle]

STOOOPPPP

[last tartan]

are you… speaking from experience?

[brave mantle]

Nope

[last tartan]

game end yourself
Now

[dusty walrus]

I took 12 like a champ before

[steep stone]

Do you want to be bb

[dusty walrus]

granted, was sore for the next few days

[undone birch]

coward

[last tartan]

LMAO

[brave mantle]

How do you find someone with that big a peen

HOW

[dusty walrus]

black people 🥲

[steep stone]

Occular Patdowns

[brave mantle]

💀

[last tartan]

We need to bring back slavery then

i mean what

[steep stone]

Holy shit

[amber solar]

everyone fish react cubix

[undone birch]

idk I can take 10

[brave mantle]

It’s hard to find someone who even wants to look at me and you getting 12 inches 😔

[undone birch]

wait what

[steep stone]

Men at once

[dusty walrus]

I miss the 1800

[last tartan]

FUCK IT
THE FISH WILL BE SLAVES TOO

[amber solar]

fish will not be controlled

fish revolution

[undone birch]

Cubix WILL fuck the fish

[last tartan]

i miss the 1930s

[brave mantle]

Where’s pool

[amber solar]

NOOOO

[steep stone]

That's why we bring beer fishing, makes the fish prettier

[final oasis]

tbh i miss 1914

[undone birch]

racism mentionned, isn't even here

[amber solar]

the movie was nice

[undone birch]

why bother

[last tartan]

wheres nemo? I dont think you really wanna know…

[undone birch]

I miss no year and am actually content

ez

[last tartan]

Wow impossible

uhhhh

did you know that in the year 0 there were no french people?

you should miss that year

[dusty walrus]

I do miss that too

[undone birch]

but then who else would brighten up with chat

with demented sexual innuendos, and even more demented non-sexual ones

Face it Cubix, you need me

[last tartan]

uhhhh

hm

true

[dusty walrus]

Cubix need anything with boobs at this point

[last tartan]

also croissants are good

[dusty walrus]

keyword thing

[last tartan]

thats untrue

[undone birch]

no need to insult me i'm more than my sexual attributes

[final oasis]

ayo?

[last tartan]

listen
That dead body was a one time thing

[dusty walrus]

insults you

[last tartan]

i swear

ive changed

[dusty walrus]

prove it

[undone birch]

[slur]

[dusty walrus]

{trans slur}

[undone birch]

it was the one

[last tartan]

What nationality are you

[dusty walrus]

KKK

[undone birch]

you can go for racial slurs

[dusty walrus]

I mean Korea

[undone birch]

^ see here

[dusty walrus]

if you call me a C#ink, you must be 80 or something

[last tartan]

Imagine getting gang banged by capitalists and communists at once

really skill issue

[undone birch]

Well, I don't need to

[last tartan]

also kaypop is a scourge to mankind

[undone birch]

🙏

kpop fans are the reason gun control is a bad idea

[last tartan]

that can be arranged

[undone birch]

Twitter was miserable enough before them

[last tartan]

Twitter needs to die at this point

i hope the EU just bans them and we get a better alternative

a homegrown one

[undone birch]

we literally have mastodon

you mfs don't want anything else

[last tartan]

the fucks a mastodon
Is it a fish

[dusty walrus]

Kpop is the reason Trans people exist

hush it

[undone birch]

then maybe the transphobes have a point

[dusty walrus]

they have alot of points actually, if we are being real here

but do I care ?

[undone birch]

nah

[dusty walrus]

exactly

[undone birch]

they like a pizza slicer

all edge

but no point

[steep stone]

im kinda amazed people still use it

im kinda amazed no one has just made twitter2 tho

[undone birch]

You want non-corporate websites but only will accept something with the qualities of a corporate website

You will never be content with corporate control, but cannot accept non-corpo sites don't have access to thousands of developpers and huge infra

🙏

Democracy is a failed experiment and the web will die while people purposefully ignore any alternative because they're not corporate

[steep stone]

good let it

[undone birch]

Damn that was a lot peppers

My mouth is on fire

I love it

[steep stone]

i await the rise of Rache Bartmoss

[last tartan]

Finally we agree on something
Take out the fascist flags!

[undone birch]

🇺🇸

[last tartan]

we should just give Korea back to japan and end the issue like that

[last tartan]

nah Trump sucks as a fascist

he isnt fun

[undone birch]

we just ganna give back all of europe to germany

[last tartan]

a fun fascist would want to nuke russia into the ground

[neat solstice]

Average Boy Kisser.

[last tartan]

Wow

rude

[undone birch]

I don't kiss boys

I rail men.

[brave mantle]

Dawg why can’t people just easily legally enter countries

[last tartan]

i expected that but i still was suprised

[brave mantle]

Like LET ME THROUGH

[undone birch]

idk man I live in the EU

[last tartan]

same

EU is best

[undone birch]

I go to other EU countries barely noticing I passed the bordr

[neat solstice]

logistics

[brave mantle]

Like I live across the world and I get through no problem all the time

[dusty walrus]

no one wants a footlicker like you in our streets

[steep stone]

I heard if you tell them you have a gun they just let you through because they know they can't stop you

[brave mantle]

Why is it so hard for other people

[last tartan]

yknow what, maybe the EU is the thousand year reich after all

[brave mantle]

Don’t TELL THEM

[neat solstice]

Is this time for New World Order Schizo posting?

[last tartan]

No no no
You say „dont be a hero, i have a gun”

[neat solstice]

uh um,

Inhales

[last tartan]

Nah, TNO is a shit timeline

[neat solstice]

You Will Own Nothing And You Will Be Happy!

[last tartan]

We are gonna fucking glass Tokyo!

[steep stone]

You'd love Douglas McArthur

[neat solstice]

Mc Arthur, what an american name.

[last tartan]

McArthur was right with one thing
We 100% should make a giant impassable desert with nukes

[steep stone]

Sorry

MacArthur

Pretty sure that's Irish

[last tartan]

MacDonald Arthur

[neat solstice]

Oh you're Turkish? What are your DNA results? 😉

[last tartan]

bizantynian

[steep stone]

Oh you're from Argentina? What was your family up to in the early mid 20th century?

[neat solstice]

"The world won't change for the better unless we learn to trust eachother" - some guy who wanted to nuke everyone.

[steep stone]

Not everyone

Just North Korea

[last tartan]

Argentina is just germany
Change my mind

[steep stone]

Why would I do that I agree with you

[neat solstice]

No I mean I am brain rotted full of Metal Gear, Ace combat, and Devil May Cry memes.

[last tartan]

Exactly. And we will learn to trust each other AFTER we nuke the commies

[dusty walrus]

Footlicker.

[undone birch]

what kinda insult is that

[last tartan]

Well

for some it prolly isnt even an insult

[dusty walrus]

if only Gifs were allowed here..

[steep stone]

i thank god they arent in this moment

[urban briar]

But stickers are

[dusty walrus]

you're spared for now..

[dusty walrus]

I don't pay for nitro so..

[urban briar]

😔

[languid beacon]

You do not want to know what's out there online, some girls have non-euclidean insides

[steep stone]

That one mf who really likes fnaf in here gonna go crazy over this

[urban briar]

Non euclidean insides

[steep stone]

Traffic cones.

[urban briar]

Lmfao who is that

[steep stone]

If I knew their name I'd have pinged them with it ngl

All I remember is someone in this gen was defending fnaf like their life depended on it once

[urban briar]

😭

[undone birch]

smh zoxy

she deserves better than this

[steep stone]

You're sure that's their name?

[brave mantle]

What is that

[undone birch]

Zoxiry yeah

But she fine

I mean I know she's a huge fan

[steep stone]

@merry nymph fnaf mfs when they make an animatronic look younger

Thank you I wanted to make sure I got it right

[undone birch]

Idk if you're thinking about her or someone els-

my god

[steep stone]

Nah I recognized the pfp

[undone birch]

congrats Zox ur now widely recognized as that fnaf chick

[steep stone]

Idk if me doing it is wide recognition

[last tartan]

huh

[undone birch]

ur mom so fat it does

[last tartan]

how did we reach fnaf now

[languid beacon]

Impossible geometry basically
Spaces that are bigger on the outside than on the inside or vice versa, a building layout that changes in ways that defy reason when you walk through the rooms

Probably easier to look it up but you get the idea

[steep stone]

My mom might be fat but your mother elastic the way she be bouncing on it ecstatically

[undone birch]

JOETTEM

[languid beacon]

Grave digger.

[undone birch]

I KNOW RIGHT?

[steep stone]

Tbh the easiest way to portray Non Euclidian Geometry is to show people MC Escher art I feel

[dusty walrus]

ur mom so fat, when she went to school she sat next to EVERYONE

[undone birch]

I'm not even kink shaming, I'm just kink asking why

[undone birch]

yo mama so dumb she didn't even go to one

ez

[languid beacon]

I was thinking a Minecraft video I watched 2 years back

[last tartan]

The ur mom joke counter is going up yet again

[dusty walrus]

she grew up poor

[steep stone]

If I could explain that I'd probably be working as a psychiatrist somewhere

Escher made cool art tbh

[languid beacon]

Time to go make chicken sandwich

[last tartan]

thats cause she ate all the money =)

[dusty walrus]

my mum was as thin as me so NICE TRY SHMUCK

[steep stone]

Ran out of stuff to eat cause she ate it all and starved

A shame

[languid beacon]

Money doesn't have nutritional value :)

[undone birch]

skill issue ez

[dusty walrus]

the only issue is your skill

[undone birch]

grew up poor, didn't go to school

somehow winning

i don't see what the people are talking about

this life stuff is easy

y'all are just actually bad

[last tartan]

have you checked?

[undone birch]

it has lotsa fibers

at least

also no copper deficiency

[languid beacon]

I am poor, went to school, going to university, going to be earning over £37k/annum minimum and look where that's got me, I'm a hot trans mess that needs to be sorted out

[last tartan]

||monique being a hoe isnt the ideal way of life||

[undone birch]

smh it is

[languid beacon]

Yet you give no suggestions on what to do with our time, energy, and good looks

[steep stone]

idk be a con person and make some money for it at least

[last tartan]

Hmmm true

[languid beacon]

You're forgetting that if you're hot you can earn money and orgasms at thr same time

[steep stone]

pal

ive seen enough hookers to know you aint even gotta be hot to earn money and orgasms at the same time

[undone birch]

harsh

[languid beacon]

I'm sure you earn 5x the rate for being hot

[ocean narwhal]

coop not working now?

[amber solar]

think steams down

[steep stone]

its not cause im online

[undone birch]

https://steamstat.us/

[amber solar]

why does it show counter strike

well i guess it's not then

[steep stone]

I miss when counterstrike cost money

[amber solar]

that's a
weird thing to miss

[steep stone]

Community felt better.

[undone birch]

i rember hoping thanks to ukraine ar

no more russians

oh how wrong I was

was crazy trashtalk tho

[steep stone]

I'm ngl to you

[undone birch]

ur still ganna be a man
-ur still ganna be drafted in 2 weeks

🙏

[steep stone]

I've noticed less Russians abusing glitches in some games I play since the war started

[undone birch]

oh defo

[frosty imp]

Every mf here really loves talking about dick and balls

How about shut the fuck up?

[undone birch]

how about you get some

[frosty imp]

I already have one?

If you go on long enough you won't have any at all

[steep stone]

Aweh

I got automodded for a funny

[frosty imp]

Actually Monique wouldn't have any anyway

I kept deep frying her balls off!

It's phantom pain at this point fr

[steep stone]

Is your mouth called the deep fryer or something?

[scenic ginkgo]

Hot

[frosty imp]

Fr

Deep frying is high temp

[undone birch]

HOT?

[frosty imp]

Yes

Deep frying is high temp

[amber solar]

they call me the sauté pan
cause i convert meat into slightly smaller and more hot meat

[shrewd mango]

um wut

[amber solar]

:3

[neat solstice]

IP Grabber.

[random radish]

do the servers work correctly?

[scenic ginkgo]

No

Steam issues

[pseudo scaffold]

Steem

[dull halo]

R u on later

For the gee tee eff oh

[polar elm]

Dusty

[pseudo scaffold]

Later later

Fkn Saturday work

[next torrent]

Hey I can't play with my friend do you know how I can join ?

The game puts in wait for lhote and returns us on the menu

[undone birch]

server issues still not fixed?

[lime hemlock]

Yeah i think so

it's steam issue tho, we just need to wait

[undone birch]

yeesh

it's been like

all afternoon

[lime hemlock]

since 14:30 or so for me

it's 21:27 right now

[undone birch]

erm actually 21:28

i can see ur message's timestamp

liar liar

pants on fire

[lime hemlock]

my pc clock is late by one minute

for some reason

[undone birch]

Huh

[lime hemlock]

dunno why

[undone birch]

You on windows?

[lime hemlock]

yes

[languid beacon]

you can sync the time

[undone birch]

You can right click on date (bottom right of screen)

Click on 2nd button from the top, "Adjust time and date"

Then click on "synchronize" on the window it opened

[lime hemlock]

It's only one mnute but sure, i just remembered i forgot to change the time on my regular clock

[undone birch]

NTP technology is actually very interesting

[languid beacon]

my regular clock is 32 minutes off

don't use it though

gets even further off when the clocks change

[undone birch]

We just have a network of atomic clocks all over the world that serve this purpose

[lime hemlock]

mine is one hour because i forgot to do so

[undone birch]

and I love it

Ur local university/observatory probably have an NTP server

with their own atomic clock

kek

[lime hemlock]

my town is small, we don't have anything like that i think

[undone birch]

Ye ye it's just an example

Everyone can just use time.windows.com

[lime hemlock]

oh i see

[undone birch]

But like, if you were curious and tech savy

you can like, theorically look for a nearby uni that has one

Altho it's more a hobbyist thing than any actual interest

I just find it cute

[lime hemlock]

I plan to go to a university in future, far future but i plan

if i don't forget (I will) i could look for it

[undone birch]

Like we have reached the technological level of "Oh I can't be arsed to set my clock right, I'll just sync to the nearest atomic clock"

And most of it happens without us thinking about it

idk it's kinda hardcore and beautiful

[lime hemlock]

I like how it went from time to a rant about how good atomic clocks are

[signal quarry]

sky bye dye toy ill @

[lime hemlock]

what

[signal quarry]

🚽

[undone birch]

i am very good at ranting about weird stuff and changing subjects inadvertantly

See my display name for more info

[lime hemlock]

I am good at ranting about stuff i love

[signal quarry]

omg monique hiiiiii

[lime hemlock]

i saw your profile too, looked at it ealier

[undone birch]

Get me started about the catacombs and I'm a YAPPER

[undone birch]

hiiii!!!

I wanted to play GTFO but apparently the issues are still not resolved :(

[signal quarry]

yappingsville
population: monqiue

what issues

[undone birch]

idk I see people in teams

Steam has weird issues

[signal quarry]

steam was dead today for like 2 hours

yeah

[undone birch]

It still has issues

On its API

[signal quarry]

does it still?

[undone birch]

I could see it on factorio

[signal quarry]

darn

[undone birch]

I mean

Wanna check?

We don't actually haveto play

We can just try a lobby

[signal quarry]

I don't think GTFO relies on Steam anymore

[stark imp]

that steam error, chill

[signal quarry]

they removed peer to peer to the master host thing right?

[lime hemlock]

it was dead since 14:30 for me, it's 21:38

[undone birch]

wdym chill

[lime hemlock]

I believe it does, because the issues started today when steam died

[undone birch]

it could be a joe biden error for all I care

Whatever the cause, I can't play

[languid beacon]

Game is still p2p and still utilises steam and playfab servers

[undone birch]

And thus I have a right to say "i wanna play"

damn

[signal quarry]

chill means cold

[undone birch]

I think steam is just used as proxy maybe?

Like to avoid P2P leaking IPs

[languid beacon]

Yea something like that

[undone birch]

Could make sense

Funfact

In French, I say something makes sense, and that is ABSOLUTELY an anglicism

In French you're supposed to say something HAS sense

Truly I can feel english warping my mother language skills

And that's insane

@languid beacon wanna hop on a lobby RQ? Just to check if you can join

I mean I could play but I don't have a team or level in mind

First I'd like to be sure it actually worked

I hyped Orange earlier today for factorio only to realize it didn't work

[languid beacon]

Uh sure just let me get this pasta on to boil first

[lime hemlock]

i could but it's late here

[undone birch]

So I'm not ganna make a group of people to just end up unable to play

[languid beacon]

WHICH IDIOT

[lime hemlock]

so goodluck

[languid beacon]

TURNED THE PLUG SOCKET OFF

[undone birch]

aren't we on same TZ

[undone birch]

LOL

[languid beacon]

WHY WOULF YOU EVEN DO THAT IN THE RIRST PLACE

[undone birch]

Electrician issue

tbf

[lime hemlock]

Yes, but i would love to keep my sleep schedule reasonably normal

[undone birch]

Anyone that makes a switch to on/off a power plug is a nazi

Straight up

[undone birch]

I see

My sleep schedule is sleep at 3, wake at 9

🙏

I am in pain

[languid beacon]

I knew the UK was having problems with the far right, didn't realise everyone here was a nazi

[lime hemlock]

You sound like my friend, dude goes to sleep at 1 am wakes up at 4 am to go to work

[undone birch]

Why else do you think their logo is ⚡⚡ ?

They're barely hiding it

[undone birch]

god bless him

(sounds rough I hope your friend is okay)

[lime hemlock]

He is always tired, i am concerned for him but he doesn't want to fix it

he's just playing roblox all day

[languid beacon]

@undone birch ok i can launch game now

[undone birch]

Alright!

[languid beacon]

want me to host a lobby or what?

[undone birch]

can u join through steeam?

or wait I'll just gib code

[languid beacon]

i could if i had you on steam

[undone birch]

IT'S ALIVE

[languid beacon]

drop into level see if we're invis to each other

I mean it should be mostly fine anyhow

[undone birch]

Sure

Alright

Stuff seems to work now

[sinful birch]

multi invite works ?

[near shuttle]

not working for me and my friends

[undone birch]

They did

At least using code it worked

idk if through steam works

[rich steeple]

trying with a friend to join up, not much success EU

Will keep trying

[undone birch]

EU-WEST for me

Fronch

[rich steeple]

Can you tell steam to use one or another?

[undone birch]

Not really

Not that I know of since it's API not download serv

You using the lobby code invites?

Or through steam?

[rich steeple]

tried codes

[undone birch]

Ah

Funny

I guess partial outtage?

Man I'm kinda sad I haven't gotten yet to do those kind of deployment

On AWS (amazon) you can have canary deployments where some users will get the new version

And if no bug arises, you can slowly switch everyone to new version

[oak cove]

Steam and codes did not work

[undone birch]

Instead of only having 1 version, so when you upgrade, everyone is on new V instantly

Cool stuff, hope I get to work on stuff of that scale one day

[gilded marlin]

is everyone having issues not being able to get into lobbies?

[boreal summit]

yes

[sinful birch]

yes we are trying to get an answer on how to fix it

like people can join with lobby codes but doesn't work with my team

[gilded marlin]

nothing works for me. no codes, no steam friends list or invites

[sinful birch]

same so rn we just spam every way here

until it works

[scenic ginkgo]

Yes

It's steam issues

[alpine quiver]

seems like some people have ye, it's a steam issue

there was a shutdown this afternoon

around 12-13 UTC

seems like it's not fixed yet

I swapped my steam download region to UK

and could join lobbies from EU

[boreal summit]

@alpine quiver Where can you switch the download region?

[alpine quiver]

steam -> Settings -> Downloads -> Download regions

[boreal summit]

ok can confim, This works

[rich steeple]

Switching to Steam -> Downloads -> Download Region: UK - London confirmed works for me and my friend
To play GTFO now

[alpine quiver]

french server are fucked

so far amsterdam/france/bulgaria are the servers I've seen have issue connecting with a major part of the community

there's definitely more

[undone birch]

rip

[polar elm]

Mrow

[next torrent]

Les serveurs fonctionnent en France

[undone birch]

Perso oui

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[ebon steppe]

:3

[sinful birch]

sûre ?

[next torrent]

Ouep je suis entrain d'y joué avec des amis qui découvrent

[scenic ginkgo]

Baguette

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[languid beacon]

Not for a few years at this point

I know some people who still do from time to time, but not really anyone here

[olive slate]

oh aite

[olive slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJAgPo-8BjA

[frosty imp]

ip grabber trojan

[olive slate]

lol

[pseudo scaffold]

[polar elm]

Dusty

[ebon steppe]

:3

me

[amber solar]

da bun

[polar elm]

Hia

[shy garden]

LF3 i am new

[undone birch]

hello my pretties

[ebon steppe]

why hello to urself

[undone birch]

oh my, hi cutie

[ebon steppe]

hughug

[undone birch]

hug

:3

[latent gull]

Hey everyone, i have a question. Since my internet connection is busted this weekend, i would still like to play with my brother via local wireless connection since using personal hotspot will be too laggy for me. Is it possible to do that? I dont mind if i have to install mod

[lime hemlock]

This is a good question actually, no idea here

[shrewd mango]

you mean lan?

If you don't connect to playfab you can't boot up the game

[lime hemlock]

oh yeah because of the peer 2 peer right and the playfab servers stuff

[shrewd mango]

@cloud topaz Any idea how lan would work with GTFO?

[lime hemlock]

in this case since it uses playfab it might not be possible

but i'm not too sure myself

[cloud topaz]

iirc not totally impossible but steam is required all the same

[undone birch]

Pretty much looking at cracked version of the game for that

So yeah

[languid beacon]

@undone birch hi queen

[undone birch]

hii

[cerulean quail]

[scenic ginkgo]

Hello new soul

[cerulean quail]

G'day fella

[scenic ginkgo]

what brings you here to our cursed land

[lime hemlock]

hello

[cerulean quail]

Searching people to play, honestly!

[scenic ginkgo]

have you checked our LFG chats?

[lime hemlock]

would be glad to play

[cerulean quail]

Did!

Though, not searching for a party right now-- Gonna play Stalker for a bit

[cerulean quail]

As for this... I can in 2 hours! If you're up still, that is

[lime hemlock]

it will be 19:00 so i will be up

[cerulean quail]

Aight! Then I'll ping you once 'am back

[lime hemlock]

you can also just Dm, that would be better but whatever works for you

[cerulean quail]

[topaz stump]

pablo didnt t lfg the new guy?

who are you and what have you done with the real pablo?

[neat solstice]

If they have spoon in their username chances are they are looking for fresh kidneys.

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[signal quarry]

Hello, this is Kitty

[undone birch]

No this is Pug

Aw man the problem with making food is if you make a ton you just eat until your tummy explodes

And they you realise you just ate like 400 grams

[signal quarry]

im over here strokin my hammer i got brain matter on my hammer n shit, i just killed a freak with potatoes on its head, i'm terrified as fuck man, this is fucked man

i dislike food

whats the point of living in a world

where you can drink, a drink

but you can't food a food

let alone attempt to eat an eat

[undone birch]

What the fuck

Are you okay? 😭

[signal quarry]

philosophy got the better of me

[undone birch]

In the end... It was love that did you in.

[signal quarry]

so

how is this GTFO post-life cycle thing going for you folks

no more rotations

no more changes

are all weapons just fine and dandy?

[undone birch]

I've always known before rotation

[signal quarry]

no balancing needed

[undone birch]

No more bugs

[signal quarry]

i wish they implemented that damn weapon customization system they talked so much about pre-release

[undone birch]

We hired some kind of autistic genius

[signal quarry]

damn, that was 6 years ago

[undone birch]

And this guy is so good

Hold on to your chair

[signal quarry]

my chair has no armrests sadly

but it does spin

[undone birch]

We finally know how to sync subtitles to voice

Finally fixed

[signal quarry]

they knew how to do that in PDTH in 2011

[undone birch]

Had to hire dude from NASA

[signal quarry]

i swear to god, Unity and Unreal engine is ruining games

companies used to make their own engines

[true sierra]

cloamker

[signal quarry]

they knew their limitations and strong suits

[undone birch]

They not ruining game bro

Big companies still have possibility to do their own if needed

[signal quarry]

they ruining gaming sister

[undone birch]

Smaller companies don't have that choice

As it would be much bigger time investment

[signal quarry]

smaller companies need to start using Godot

[undone birch]

So

An Engine

[signal quarry]

video game engine

[undone birch]

How is that different from unity or unreal?

[signal quarry]

its made in-house

the people who made it can make a game from ground zero and they know how everything is

i know that the diesel engine was very outdated by the time of, well, even PDTH probably, and PD2 most definitely, but it was their engine, they have been using it and making it since 2001

[undone birch]

Okay but you said smaller companies could use Godot instead

Not remake Godot

[signal quarry]

forget godot

[scenic ginkgo]

Godot has limitations Unity and Unreal doesnt have

[signal quarry]

i heard its not a bad engine for small scale stuff

[scenic ginkgo]

[signal quarry]

but forget it

make it in-house

[undone birch]

Man

You embarrassing yourself

[signal quarry]

unless you wanna be a game developer grunt who will never be recognized as anything in the industry

and instead you wanna become the savior of videogaming

then make your own engine and then your own studio

[scenic ginkgo]

And here i am learning UE5

Oh well

[undone birch]

mf thinks people are made of money

[signal quarry]

the future is in engines that you make for yourself

you can make an engine for free using your brain

[undone birch]

It's not free lol

[signal quarry]

of course your brain runs on food and water and that costs money

[scenic ginkgo]

I don't think many people have the time or knowledge to do it

Thats why game engines already exist

[signal quarry]

then how could those people possibly create anything to begin with

[scenic ginkgo]

Like Godot, Unity, UE , etc etc

[signal quarry]

videogame engines so easy they assemble the game for you

i gotta look up AI made games

[undone birch]

"Man just work unpaid for 18 months!!!! It's freee"

[scenic ginkgo]

Then i should spend the next years making and perfecting my own game engine

Nice

[signal quarry]

where did the quotation marks come from, who said this

yes

[undone birch]

With what money

People usually need a job

To pay for life

[signal quarry]

here is the thing about videogaming, its an oversaturated market, there is plenty of unity asset flips and unreal engine slops around

make something unique

[scenic ginkgo]

And why does that have to do with game engines?

[undone birch]

Man you're just bad and need to express an opinion

[scenic ginkgo]

Everyone can make something unique with Unity and Unreal

[neat solstice]

Play Hearts of Iron or Stellaris?

Put that poor engine down already.

[undone birch]

Inb4 undertale made on GameMaker

[scenic ginkgo]

Both

[signal quarry]

nah those kinda suck

[scenic ginkgo]

Play them at the same time

[undone birch]

Undertale didn't work and is not unique :((((((

Because it used an engine

[signal quarry]

the best game ever to release was LEGO Racers in 1999, and The Sims 2 comes second

[scenic ginkgo]

RPG maker >>>>> anything else

Fight me

[signal quarry]

what you on about Monqiue, every game uses an engine

[undone birch]

How dare you use an engine dude

[signal quarry]

except table top games

[scenic ginkgo]

Listen listen
I suck alright

I won't do anything Unique because im learning Unreal Engine

[undone birch]

You ruining videogaming

[scenic ginkgo]

😔

[signal quarry]

also, who wants to pay royalty to these damn popular engines

[undone birch]

Are you dev?

[signal quarry]

if you make your own engine

then you can make your own game on it

[scenic ginkgo]

Making your own engine is just

A pain

[signal quarry]

and you know how your engine works from the start because you made it

[scenic ginkgo]

Thats why untiy and Unreal and Godot are "free"

Not everyone knows how to make an engine

[undone birch]

I ask because I need to know whether you realise how much work and knowledges one needs to make an engine

[scenic ginkgo]

Or have the time

Dumbass

[signal quarry]

i lack the brain capacity and power and intellect to actually do it, but those old school developers who made games from stratch, and absolute zero, were the real deal

[scenic ginkgo]

Making an engine can take YEARS

[undone birch]

Cause if not then I'm not ganna stay in this convo

Alright

Have fun

[scenic ginkgo]

@signal quarry do You have your own game engine?

[signal quarry]

and nowadas its just, learn Unreal and join a AAA company where your work will be so miniscule and noone will ever know who you are but hey and your name will be mentioned in the credits in size 6 like its a word document, can you read size 6 on a word document? way too small

[scenic ginkgo]

do You have your own game engine?

Yes or No

[signal quarry]

Yes

[scenic ginkgo]

Then You should know how much time it can take

And why most of people cant afford doing one

[signal quarry]

It took me 6 months

I recreated pong

[scenic ginkgo]

💀

Do a game engine for good looking and in depth 2d-3d games

[signal quarry]

But for the next step, I am going to recreate space invaders

it will even have sprites for the enemies

[scenic ginkgo]

Ok this is bait

And i fell for it

God damnit

[signal quarry]

Haha

You fool

[scenic ginkgo]

FUCK

[undone birch]

O hope it'd not

[signal quarry]

i have successfully wasted your time and energy

[scenic ginkgo]

You are good at this

Teach me

[undone birch]

What the fuck

[signal quarry]

And infuriated your minds

With my bull-shit

Are you planning to become a game developer Monique?

I believe in you

[topaz stump]

huh

[undone birch]

I am not. Well I actually do games in my spare time

But the pay isn't great

[signal quarry]

Awesome

[undone birch]

So I'm staying in other fields

[signal quarry]

What were you working on those games

[undone birch]

It's a shame gamedev pays so little

[undone birch]

One tabletop currently

I have to think of how I wanna architecture stuff as I'm starting to have quite a few lines of code lol

[signal quarry]

You can always just create the next Phasmohpobia or Lethal company, neither of them are more than unity asset flips, one has a weird filter

and those guys are set for life

[undone birch]

Lethal Company getting goty was

MMMMMMM

AAA studios malding

Top kek

[signal quarry]

tahts what i'm talking about

real talent is among the people

not up in the sky scraper

[undone birch]

Man had a vision and implemented it very nicely

[scenic ginkgo]

Im planning on making games in the future if someone is interesting in joining me
I would like to have a crew

[signal quarry]

Sure thing boss

[undone birch]

But yeah right now I'm working mostly on engine part

For an hex grid

[signal quarry]

Why not an octagon grid

[undone birch]

I have pathfinding and line of sight which were a bit annoying

Hexagons are bestagons

[signal quarry]

oh yeah? but you can't walk straight in them now can you

your character has to side step

like in Fallout

[undone birch]

You can

Well

[signal quarry]

looked weird

Fallout really isn't the best example its kind of a bad game

they didn't know what they were doing with the franchise up until Fallout 4 and 76

[undone birch]

Alright so the way I represent coordinate on the 2d board is

I use a virtual cube and just walk along its edges

So it's not 2d it's 2.5

But it doesn't show in game, it's only a back stage thing

It's pretty cool tho. It simplifies a lot of computations

[signal quarry]

okay but does it run doom

[undone birch]

Makes working with engine smoother

[undone birch]

One day

[signal quarry]

we'll reach that day eventually

okay forget gaming stuff

how you doing Monique

❔

what is a Ritalin Goblin

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[signal quarry]

hey Marco

[frosty imp]

Hello

[undone birch]

Doing great, cooking was good now comating before bed, u?

[undone birch]

Goblin deez nuts

[signal quarry]

what is comating

[signal quarry]

ayy got me

[undone birch]

Being in coma

Ate too much

Ganna explode

[signal quarry]

Oh no

What was your dinner again

I have yet to consume dinner

I need ideas

[undone birch]

Onion rings

Was banger to make

But man my kitchen didn't like

[signal quarry]

you know what I like, blooming onion

real good crunchy stuff

makes the onion edible

you would never otherwise just eat a whole onion

i guess same for onion rings

aight, gotta have to look around in the fridge

take care everybody

until we meat again

🥩

[undone birch]

never tried it

Tried blooming potato but I should do that again

[naive igloo]

9>7

[topaz stump]

well god damn

[frosty imp]

it's so nice to see people appreciate them

[amber solar]

<@&408548765599793173>

[topaz stump]

yeah you know what at least it's being supportive

[upper hearth]

One sec

[frosty imp]

one sex?

crazy...

[topaz stump]

sex?

[amber solar]

thank u awesome cat pfp

[topaz stump]

moderator be praised 🙏

[amber solar]

sam the goat

[topaz stump]

YIPPEE!

[tulip stag]

What a silly fella

[upper hearth]

Just a bit

[amber solar]

what a silly fisher

[tulip stag]

A tad wonky

[upper hearth]

Just a smidge

[topaz stump]

like what was the play there

[amber solar]

a lil goober

[topaz stump]

say a slur five times and then

[tulip stag]

Dispersing buffoonery

[topaz stump]

just

chill?

[upper hearth]

Yea