general

[pseudo scaffold]

I can't tell if these ppl are hating or loving Revolver.

[undone birch]

what I'm worried with is what these people do with the Revolver

[digital junco]

oh god no don’t remind me of that post

[plucky crescent]

A

Aaa

A

A

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A

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[scenic ginkgo]

Do You need help?

[digital junco]

ngl they may have been muted for spam

like automatically

[last tartan]

automod strikes again

Even if all the mods are gone, it shall remain

[digital junco]

not automod

it’s something else iirc

It just bonks you for 10 of the same message sent rapidly

[last tartan]

huh

discord i guess?

or some other bot on the server?

[digital junco]

i don’t member

Doesn’t matter tho lol

[topaz stump]

he screams, but the void is unlistening

uncaring

why was he born?

what purpose does he serve?

how do you kill a scout?

he screams, for he does not know

[plucky crescent]

Lol guys

[red dirge]

Lmao guys

Lmfao guys even.

[lofty hazel]

I did laugh my liege

[red dirge]

Indubitably

[blazing echo]

@severe niche Better not join the lobby at least

Not with cheating weapons and stuff like that

[severe niche]

smd

how are they "cheating guns"

You sound unintelligent asf

[blazing echo]

I should have screenshotted the names then

[severe niche]

do it

[blazing echo]

so you'd get banned for that :^)

[severe niche]

shiver me timbers

[blazing echo]

nice

then fuck off

[severe niche]

beta male indicated

[blazing echo]

so you can shiver somewhere fucking else

[severe niche]

did I hit a nerve beta weeb?

[topaz stump]

fucking jesus dude 💀

i can smell you from here take a shower lil bro

[severe niche]

Your bio tells me all I need to know.

[topaz stump]

lmao sure buddy

[severe niche]

"he/him" 💀

[topaz stump]

really?

the fuckin pronoun role is what you're after?

bait used to be believable 💀

[severe niche]

Bro is the quintessence of a reddit moderator

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[urban briar]

Hmm

[frosty imp]

Hm...

Guys, my nitro is ending in 4 months

This is so sad

[torpid viper]

womp womp...

[scenic ginkgo]

K

[frosty imp]

Did you just say womp womp to a child with down syndrome?

How dare you

[languid beacon]

ah i see i missed a cheating loser in this chat

what a shame, they're not here to ridicule me

[scenic ginkgo]

ping them :3

[topaz stump]

yes please

they provide great entertainment

[topaz stump]

is quintessence a word

i suppose if you can use it as an adjective then probably

[scenic ginkgo]

hello reddit moderator

how are you doing

[steep stone]

Yes lmao

It's a noun iirc

[undone birch]

@odd carbon

shiver me timbers

[steep stone]

Complicated way to say perfect basically, or a derived perfection of something

[undone birch]

did anyone contact mods yet?

if not I'll do it

[scenic ginkgo]

why

let us have some fun first

:)

[steep stone]

Also why are you guys trying to get their attention like that

[undone birch]

nah man

[steep stone]

You could do this instead

@severe niche hey why do you suck at GTFO?

[severe niche]

?

[undone birch]

man I don't care I'm a tr*nny on the internet

[scenic ginkgo]

uses modded guns

[steep stone]

See?

It worked

[undone birch]

I don't have fun with those people

[scenic ginkgo]

LMAO

[severe niche]

this discord full of literal snowflakes

[languid beacon]

anything for your feelings, dear ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[digital junco]

or we just don’t like people being assholes lol

[severe niche]

cry about it

[scenic ginkgo]

modded guns user uwu

[steep stone]

Answer my question 🫃

[digital junco]

Ain’t no way, they use cheating guns?

[steep stone]

Apparently idfk lmao

[severe niche]

🤓

[steep stone]

I just like stirring the pot sometimes yk

[digital junco]

lol no this is great

[scenic ginkgo]

🔥

[digital junco]

bro cheats smh

[undone birch]

bro malding about pronouns

[digital junco]

On god

[languid beacon]

you don't understand, he doesn't use pronouns

[undone birch]

he actually formulates his sentences like a caveman

me going to house now

me not using cheated guns

[languid beacon]

take me home with you :)

[undone birch]

:3

[digital junco]

*malds about pronouns
*uses op guns
“You guys are snowflakes”

[severe niche]

what?

[undone birch]

dude just sucks at the game

[digital junco]

My 2nd favorite discord stereotype

[undone birch]

and needs to make fun of others

ez

[scenic ginkgo]

shiver me timbers!

[digital junco]

favorite is Riemann

[undone birch]

shiver me timbers!

[digital junco]

mods are payed

[severe niche]

🤓

[digital junco]

@rare anvil when is my next payment

[languid beacon]

payed is nautical

paid is getting money

[steep stone]

Yeah dak aren't you a native English speaker

[undone birch]

paid is what your mother was last night to have intercourse with me

(I am not charismatic enough to get chicks without money)

🙏

[digital junco]

objection: I have been swapping English/Spanish all day

[severe niche]

Monique you're corny asf

[digital junco]

Learning from my latino homies

[severe niche]

Formulate better insults

[digital junco]

Nah she fruity

[scenic ginkgo]

oh dear god

may the lord be with you

[steep stone]

Chupa me huevos

[undone birch]

I like Goat, I'm not ganna actually hurt their feelings

[scenic ginkgo]

chupame los huevos*

[steep stone]

You knew what I meant

[blazing echo]

DESCULPAME DONDE ESTAS LA MANZANA?

[undone birch]

A real insult would be "I has s*x with your mother to give her a child she actually loves"

[blazing echo]

MI NOMBRE ES EL DORMIENTE SOGNADOR

[scenic ginkgo]

sleepo

what

[digital junco]

I work at a restaurant with a spanish speaking kitchen staff, so I’ve been learning spanish from them to speak with them better

[blazing echo]

🌴 🇪🇸

[digital junco]

So i don’t know most of that

[undone birch]

imagine all the cooks came together to fuck with @digital junco

[digital junco]

But something about my eggs

[undone birch]

and teach him fake spanish

[steep stone]

Yeah, I get it. I've worked in construction and in warehouses where everyone around me spoke Spanish and didn't speak English.

[languid beacon]

this kinda funny for someone who's not out to their parents yet

[digital junco]

Yeah this

[languid beacon]

I mean I know they'll be accepting but it's still funny

[bleak lintel]

Alright, party is over for tonight

[digital junco]

Love my kitchen staff tho

They’re awesome

[steep stone]

Oh, i still enjoyed their company, I'm just saying I get it lmao

[undone birch]

My prediction still has a chance to come true 🙏

(I hope for the best outcome for you)

[steep stone]

Still can't write Spanish for shit tho

[digital junco]

same XD

[scenic ginkgo]

me gusta el pito negro = i like black chocolate
tell them this the next time you see them

[digital junco]

i thought the word for glass was “basos”

[undone birch]

pito?

[digital junco]

idk what it is

[undone birch]

man

you devious

[languid beacon]

ah yes, classic trying to get someone to say they love penis

[scenic ginkgo]

Goat

[undone birch]

chocolate

[scenic ginkgo]

GOAT

YOU

[undone birch]

dw about it

[languid beacon]

i like using online translators and mistrust any of yous with foreign words I don't understand

[undone birch]

How funny would it have been for Pablo to get automodded

[scenic ginkgo]

automod loves me

[languid beacon]

@undone birch what does dirty talk in french sound like

[undone birch]

Since apparently automod is configured for english

[scenic ginkgo]

i cant get automodded

[undone birch]

J'adore ton rouge à lèvres, mais je pense qu'il irait encore mieux entre mes jambes <3

OH GOD JAKE SPEAKS FRENCH

NO NO NO

DON'T TRANSLATE THAT

[steep stone]

Yeah, some lmao

[languid beacon]

put that into a translator and

blush

[undone birch]

Hey it's a good one right?

[languid beacon]

||wish I had some nice lipstick, not sure what colour would look good on me||

[undone birch]

I've tried a few

[steep stone]

I tbh expected worse out of you

As in less rizz

[languid beacon]

not everything needs to be as raunchy as possible

[undone birch]

Truly mascara and nail polish is easy to achieve for great results

[bleak lintel]

The Matrix 2

[digital junco]

jesus monique

[scenic ginkgo]

now send an audio

[steep stone]

Coral Blue No. 3

[digital junco]

NO CHO

[undone birch]

WOOPS

[digital junco]

XD

[undone birch]

I just LOVE the Merovingian

[steep stone]

I don't mean raunchy I mean lack of rizz lmao

I expected some dumb shit ngl

[undone birch]

The fact the original actor also does the voice in French because he bilingual??? amazing

So that means his voice is ALSO great in French version

[undone birch]

I did consider it

But decided to try and come up with something

[digital junco]

do it

[undone birch]

:)

Dak

Prepare yourself

This is an actual idiom

As in

An actual sentence

That exists

[digital junco]

No

[undone birch]

"Tape dans le fond, je suis pas ta mère"

If you want to translate it, just know i am NOT the inventor of this

in ANY degree or capacity

[languid beacon]

lmao

[digital junco]

ah

[undone birch]

i do not like the implications of this one

[digital junco]

Nah i think monique invented that

[undone birch]

i

[steep stone]

What in the name of Oedipus is this shit

[undone birch]

I KNOW???? WHY????

[digital junco]

Sounds like something she’d say

:3

[undone birch]

Dak

I would

NEVER

claim to not be someone's mom(my)

[languid beacon]

the french are weird in general and had hundreds of years to come up with this

it wasn't monique

[steep stone]

Yeah Monique does like talking about moms a lot

Maybe there's something Freudian going on here

[undone birch]

We all crave for what we don't have...

[languid beacon]

if this was true I'd be sleeping around a lot more

[steep stone]

Don't deflect by using trauma as humor, I'm trying to project Freudian qualities onto you as humor

[undone birch]

freudian, certainly

qualities? i wouldn't go that far

ikwym FBZQBFKQFBZB

[steep stone]

Sometimes I can't believe that mf is the like

Basis of modern psychology for so many studies within it

[undone birch]

even tho most of his stuff is like

actually outdated/disproven

but heh

in all fairness

You have to try somewhere

[steep stone]

Imagine how fucked up his parents were

[undone birch]

you know what would actually be the funniest shit ever?

[steep stone]

To give us him

[undone birch]

If both his parents were actually like mega normal and healthy

[steep stone]

If he came from a perfectly normal family and was just like that?

[undone birch]

and just horified at his work

[steep stone]

Yeah

[undone birch]

YES LMAOOOO

man if my kid was freud

I would have

so many questions

about where I went wrong

what the fuck

[steep stone]

As much as I'd like for that to be the case I seriously think he probably had a really strange upbringing

[undone birch]

ye

But yeah nowadays

Freudian psychologists are just

really weird

My pedopsychiatrist was Freudian, and to this dude everything had to have a link with sex somehow

those guys are

WILD

in the XXI's

I think it's pretty interesting tho, the state of psychology. Unlike physics where everyone is more or less on the same page and up to date

In psychology you can have people with super recent ideas, patterns and ways of working

In the middle of mega sex weirdos

And they're somehow from the same schools and studies

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[steep stone]

I think it's because physics is defined by set numbers whereas brain chemistry is fucked person to person

[frosty imp]

Sint rading alla

[undone birch]

I mean, to be fair neuroscience has gone a long way

It's just amazing to me that we know what a lot of zones do individually

Sure, we don't know how the brain works entirely yet

But the few we know is already massively impressive

[steep stone]

Yeah, it's honestly a relatively recent field of study all things considered

[undone birch]

Yeah

All research around DMN/Default Mode Network is just amazing to me

[languid beacon]

every day i wake up i thank god that i don't have study psychology, instead i get to study drugs/anatomy and communication

[undone birch]

Like, what the fuck do you mean we have certain zones that are literally just when you get bored and start vibing????

[languid beacon]

what

[undone birch]

Many are openly capitalist too 🙏

As much as I see the impact on sociologists, I don't really see the left/right on psychology when talking about Freud 😭

Nah Goat doing pharmacy

I graduated in economy tho

sadly

nah I loved that shit

[languid beacon]

I think Delo was announcing that they study fake science

[frosty imp]

Damn

[undone birch]

studying econ was so cool goooooosh

[languid beacon]

return to bartering fuck this supermarket shit where's my natural fibres to weave together a cloak

[undone birch]

RIP

[languid beacon]

lmao i chose my area of study because I thought I'd like it, didn't know it paid well

[steep stone]

Money is fake anyway and the economy is only what I can hold in my hands

[undone birch]

i always say it but hell, were I not to transition and thus abandon my studies, software would have remained a hobby and I would actually have finished the studies to be a lawyer by now

where did I go wrong...

/b/ros the ancestors are not happy with me

[frosty imp]

The day you were born

[undone birch]

what do i do

[frosty imp]

Can I become unborn

[undone birch]

That is the true horror of existence, Makroo. The day you were born cannot be undone. One day you may die and return to dust, but you cannot undo your birth. Now that you have been birthed, you will always have existed

[languid beacon]

mfw i'll be practicing medicine while waiting for medicine and surgery

[undone birch]

how much time on waiting list left?

[steep stone]

One of the things I personally realized early in life is that irregardless of how much a job pays me I need it to be fulfilling for my soul or I do not give a shit about it.

[undone birch]

we should add a countdown

[languid beacon]

oh i havent even referred yet so uhhhh LMAO

[undone birch]

oh so you not waiting

<3

[languid beacon]

I am, waiting to begin my wait, still not quite sure what to do

[undone birch]

one day Goat will actually realize the only current obstacle is themselves

[languid beacon]

I'm still considering things, I can dm you

[undone birch]

Of course dear~

Altho tonight imma blast myself off with weed and then go to sleep

was heavy day

[languid beacon]

being cis is a waste of life it means you don't get the suffering tied to gender woes

[frosty imp]

Famn

I should end it all...

[undone birch]

OH SNAP

DELO EXPERIENCE 2 TIMES

I'm only a begginer compared to you

having only done it once

I bow to you

i'm defo quite happy with the fact today, I would not want to change anything in the past, be it bad or good events, because I am contempt with where I am (given, I am growing as a person a lot lately)

bro I cannot imagine going through a first, decide I actually can't be arsed and this isn't me

and do the whole kebab back again

wHA

what in the anime hero/villain upbringing is this

rip

🙏

[cedar sequoia]

🤡

[frosty imp]

Gyatt damn

Ain't no way....

[undone birch]

?

Sure!

But once again Imma go to bed soon

[cedar sequoia]

who asked?

[frosty imp]

I did

[digital junco]

Embed fail

[steep stone]

I liked joints by myself but blunts socially

[frosty imp]

Haha embed failed

[steep stone]

Blunts are the ideal social smoking method prove me wrong

[frosty imp]

Imagine failing an embed

Couldn't be me

[digital junco]

Just don’t smoke :3

[steep stone]

Regrettably I cannot anymore

[languid beacon]

oh no, i think you mean content
content = you feel fine about something
contempt = you're looking down at something

[digital junco]

Yeah monique you meant content

not contempt

[frosty imp]

Contentempt

[digital junco]

Contemptn’t

[frosty imp]

Con't

Hmmmm

[steep stone]

Idk I was a smoker smoker in my heyday, so even between 2 I liked blunts

Yeah, about that

[digital junco]

I still haven’t even touched a drink or a smoke

lol

[steep stone]

I used to buy weed by the pound at some point

[digital junco]

ZAMN

[steep stone]

Cause it was simply more economical

[frosty imp]

Imagine drinking or smoking.....

[undone birch]

content then

contempt is for the other side

[digital junco]

Yes

Contempt them harder

[frosty imp]

Zamn

Record?

[steep stone]

Yeah I could buy about a pound every 2 or so months, sell a little on the side, keep most of it.

[undone birch]

excuse me who are you and why are you mentionning me to clown me and overall antagonize me?

do we know eachother from somewhere or?

[steep stone]

Those were the days

Back when I was a G

[digital junco]

yeah I have never smoked but I have friends/my sister who do

[frosty imp]

I guess you're a J now?

[digital junco]

And holy shit that is a lot of weed

[steep stone]

Yes

It is lmao

I had a problem

It's just a socially acceptable one

[languid beacon]

got bad cold, was hacking up my lungs coughing trying to get rid of mucus

realise this is just how COPD works

put off from smoking even more than before

I'm too pretty for nicotine staining

[steep stone]

I don't recommend smoking

But like

Goddamn do I love a cigarette with my tequila

Or with coffee

Or even to be left tf alone at work for 5 minutes

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiiiiiiiiii

[frosty imp]

Hello cutie dusty

[steep stone]

I prefer dark or spiced rum

[digital junco]

This is why I haven’t had any alcohol or smokes

I would have a lot

[steep stone]

Don't like white rum

[frosty imp]

Understandable

[steep stone]

My end all be all are Mezcal and Scotch tho tbh

[digital junco]

crippling insulin addiction got me like 😩

[steep stone]

I'll take Mezcal and Scotch over every single other drink in the world bar none

Tbh I always end up getting Ron Zapacudo if it's dark

Trust me ik

PTSD and Trials lmao

I used to eat 500mg edibles before going to court and being like "Your honor ever since the arrest I have not smoked any pot"

"You can drug test me right now"

Thank God I'm white and they just fuckin go for it

I did not

I am so sorry for you

There's a lot of things that don't bug me but man, I worked hard to be a better person don't call me a Natzee

Man

I remember sweating every single time a cop drove by my house

For years until I hit the statute of limitations on shit

[digital junco]

man I have had like 2 interactions with cops

And one was the fucking funniest shit

Back when I was in a dorm at college, was in the middle of a GTFO level, got a knock at my door. It’s 2 cops, and they asked if I’d been involved with the other member of my floor last night

[plucky crescent]

FUCKING

YEAH

[digital junco]

Apparently a bunch of guys went out, dug up a lamppost, moved it 50 feet, put it back down, and left

[plucky crescent]

Oh sorry wrong server

[digital junco]

They were on camera the whole time

[frosty imp]

Lmfao

[scenic ginkgo]

💀

thats

[digital junco]

Like

bruh

[frosty imp]

They do be doing a little trolling

[digital junco]

What incentivizes you to move a lamppost

[scenic ginkgo]

what level was it

[digital junco]

uhhh R7B2 iirc

[blazing echo]

alcohol

[digital junco]

wait no

R6

Mb

[scenic ginkgo]

R6B2? boring

[digital junco]

Artifact farming

😎

Looking for FRP

[scenic ginkgo]

💀 x2

brother

who farms for artifacts

[digital junco]

listen

I have a crippling fog repeller addiction

[blazing echo]

Dak you gave me an idea for another questionaire thingy

Thanks

[digital junco]

oh boy

[scenic ginkgo]

LOL

[digital junco]

what was it

damn

Also why is like, almost every rundown’s B2 not a good level

well

[scenic ginkgo]

R8B2

[digital junco]

Not like, bad

Just not good

[digital junco]

Excluding R8

Because it’s R8

R3 had a cool one

[scenic ginkgo]

i dont remember

was it mom intro?

[digital junco]

Yeah

Solid level

I like R6B2 tbh

Better than most of that branch of level imo

also is pretty unique in that you don’t have to complete Extreme when you open it

My big issue with OG was that stupid fucking uplink zone

224 can fuck off

Alt still has that issue

But it has other problems too

[scenic ginkgo]

oh yeah we did that level once

thats when you said: lets kill the babies or something like that

lol

[digital junco]

Oh yeah

[blazing echo]

R4B2 is fun if done correctly

[digital junco]

Oh right

Ngl i forgot that level existed

Which is funny because it’s like one of the last levels I completed before stopping playing gtfo pretty much at all

[amber solar]

r3b2 isn't like bad, r4b2 isn't bad, r5b2 is stupidly difficult but it's not really bad, the secs just drawn out and there's defo worse levels

r1b2 is like all of r1 so u could just say that of any r1

and r2b2 isn't that bad either

it's kinda funny if u go in batshit insane

[digital junco]

just that like

[amber solar]

so that just leaves r7b2

[digital junco]

None of them are like

standout levels

[amber solar]

r3b2 i'd say standouts and r4b2 is like probably the best of the error alarms as much as i hate it, along with a2

[digital junco]

like nobody is putting a B2 in their top 10 favorite or hardest or best designed levels

[amber solar]

u could just say that about a lot of tiers ngl

[thorn portal]

TOTSUGEKI!!

[amber solar]

A3 A1 B1 C1 even- only r7 has a memorable as fuck one and r6 u don't like anymore-

[digital junco]

indeed

Hmmm

[amber solar]

the best levels are just D tiers that's the most truth ever

[digital junco]

Maybe I will rank levels when I finish making my build gun

[amber solar]

ur wuh

[digital junco]

Omg

So you know satisfactory

The game

I got the model build gun for my bday

[amber solar]

yes the game- what other satisfactory exists

[digital junco]

And it finally arrived

[amber solar]

:O

[digital junco]

And I’ve been painting the last few days

But I finally assemble it

Like rn

so that means I am leaving chat now

:3 bye

[amber solar]

oh :[

byeee have fun :3

build ur guns don't commit crimes

or not that many

[digital junco]

commiting many

merika

[amber solar]

omg so burgers of u

[ebon steppe]

:3

[amber solar]

omg a bun

[torpid viper]

:3

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[frosty imp]

I will build all the guns

And sell them

[winged hearth]

planet wide EMP please

[frosty imp]

Alright

[ebon steppe]

how u all uties doing !

[winged hearth]

Hey all you uties!

[topaz stump]

is the singular uty

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsj

sorry , on phone

[torpid viper]

:3

Good

[frosty imp]

Im doing alright

[ebon steppe]

yayyy happy u good and u alright >3

:3 *

[topaz stump]

how does the auto turret fit over 600 rounds into the tiny little gun

[dull halo]

tiny rounds

🧠

[frosty imp]

Shi magically appears outta thin air

[languid beacon]

the same way professional eaters fit all that food in them

[merry moat]

Got myself a new pet

[amber solar]

:O

what is it

cat dog worm caterpillar cujo mouse armadillo raccooon

[scenic ginkgo]

food

[frosty imp]

Dog cat goldfish armadillo crocodile alligator crow cow sheep goat hen chicken eagle hawk

[errant wyvern]

rabbit ferret monkey chinchilla amgydala jellyfish mouse rat bat spider snake?

[neat solstice]

Hamburger Cheeseburger big Mac whopper?

[graceful nymph]

Rule 7

[tender drift]

Guys I'm now official not a solo with bots player anymore my brother bought the game

We just beat al the levels I had beaten before : )

Now up to r2c2

(We already played and died at extract I know what this mission is)

If you wonder why I'm saying al this is because I just want to tell what happened in the last 2 weeks of my progress in the game

[brave mantle]

Good shit homie

[graceful nymph]

Hopefully he doesnt quit after 1 round of r2e1

[tender drift]

I know one thing from that mission bcause of astralspiff i aint ready for that

[tender drift]

Also im no quiter even if it takes me 100 hours. (I will probably skip it tho lol until my skill is high enough)

[brave mantle]

yea just do r3 first

[maiden vale]

VVS on the wrist ich bin Frosty

[winged hearth]

Is my EMP completed yet?

[frosty imp]

In a couple months

[winged hearth]

[frosty imp]

Not something I expected but I need time for it!!!

[winged hearth]

Fine!

[frosty imp]

would you rather I just stole someone's emp instead

[winged hearth]

nope, it has to be worldwide and not localised.

[frosty imp]

Understandable

[graceful nymph]

eated

[neat solstice]

I bought gtfo for a friend and sent him straight into a reactor mission

[amber solar]

oh :3

funny lil surprise

[winged hearth]

that poor guy

[neat solstice]

I warned him several times that the game would be hard not going easy on him

[winged hearth]

was that in the fine print right at the bottom?

[neat solstice]

More like just alittle bit of trolling

[tiny trout]

I mean I've sent matchmaking guys who just bought game into r8d2

Almost reached mom

Hardest part for mm noobs is after key find

[smoky storm]

i forgot how much i hated history classes in highschool

college really making me hate it again

[tiny trout]

What

Why u have history in college

GED foundation subjects?

[smoky storm]

dunno about ged foundation but i also dont know why we have history classes

[tiny trout]

Maybe it's time to wake up

[winged hearth]

learning from past mistakes? psh! who needs that! just repeat them!

who cares if those bright ideas you come up with have been done numerous times already

[undone birch]

why would you not have history in college

[tiny trout]

Ну idk maybe cuz u already had it in school

Crazy thought

[neat solstice]

1984?

Don't you know.

We live in a Society?

Do you also know.

Marvel superheros aren't real.

Lots of people with deer in the headlights intellect too.

[topaz stump]

I don't have room for history

I am no longer allowed to take electives

My schedule for the next four semesters is pretty much already set for me

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[neat solstice]

THE SYSTEM IS UNSAVABLE.

There is No saving it.

[nimble epoch]

Your PFP name?

BTW How many Stagger DMG does the shove exactly does?

[amber solar]

it doesn't do a number, enemies just have a 'yes or no' option to be affected by shove

all giants, mini bosses and bosses have the option off

and then smalls have it on

[ebon steppe]

yeyeye my name :3

[amber solar]

a bun

[ebon steppe]

a slends !

[amber solar]

how r chuuu

[ebon steppe]

goooooood

gonna do more vr , but need to buy some batteries cuz controllers are almost out , i think

and u ???

[amber solar]

i took breakfast and now i will probs sleep or something idk :]

dusty need duracells

[ebon steppe]

oooooh eepies !

[polar elm]

Dusty

[undone birch]

le dusté

[topaz stump]

i have been lied to

gamblers dont always win

(i am losing in buckshout roulette)

[true sierra]

fake

you gotta gamble more

[topaz stump]

i lost two 1/3s in a row >:(

[brave mantle]

Well you’re bound to get it next time that’s how probability works

[topaz stump]

i lost another one >:(

i need to try the slot machines

ill have more luck with those

[neat solstice]

99% quit before they win big

[open flame]

Hey can someone help me My sister had surgery last month, and I don't have the funds to pay this month's bill. If anyone wants to help please DM me I will draw art in return for your help it's a favour request you also check my x and twitch account for your satisfaction 🥺

[topaz stump]

lmao

[winged hearth]

[topaz stump]

does this shit actually work?

[rapid scroll]

how do we tag mods on this kind of things ?

[topaz stump]

like does anyone fall for this?

lmao look at the about me

[winged hearth]

why do i only see this on the GTFO discord?

[topaz stump]

"I'm Professional Gamer and discord"

[rapid scroll]

I guess, otherwise we would not see this type of things.

[topaz stump]

definitely real human bio right there

[rapid scroll]

What you mean you are not a profesionnal discord ?

you're missing all the fun man

[topaz stump]

im working on it

once i get my engineering degree ill be professional discord

[rapid scroll]

good, good, it's important to have goals in life.

[winged hearth]

sell your imaginary art on discord

[ebon steppe]

fishyyyyyy

[ebon steppe]

mownyuyyyyy

[topaz stump]

money?

[undone birch]

<3

[nimble epoch]

TRUE

[nimble epoch]

our wholesome

[ebon steppe]

:3 how u all cuties doing!!!

[topaz stump]

the voices are getting louder

[nimble epoch]

:3

:3

[topaz stump]

:3

[nimble epoch]

:3

[undone birch]

watching movie :3 hbu

[ebon steppe]

vr time :3

[nimble epoch]

waht movie?

[ebon steppe]

enjpy movie!!!

[nimble epoch]

Imma bed

[undone birch]

kingsman

[ebon steppe]

ninii cutie!

[nimble epoch]

bye my internet

[undone birch]

time for crazy esex

[ebon steppe]

ooooh i love that franchise!!!!!!

enjoy!!!!!

[nimble epoch]

wait...

[topaz stump]

fucking christ

lmao

[nimble epoch]

the curse...

[topaz stump]

what day is today?

[nimble epoch]

TAKE THAT!!! DEPRESSION

[nimble epoch]

Levitating "Fuck, Suck and tuck the LAN wires" through another level

[topaz stump]

if my math is right i have officially rolled 0.1% odds in buckshot roulette

the silly

*0.05%

[undone birch]

sunday

[topaz stump]

:(

have you seen the second kingsman movie

[undone birch]

not yet

it's the first

[topaz stump]

crimes

[undone birch]

bro I am watching right now

[topaz stump]

come back to me after u have

you'll get it

[undone birch]

is that what you asked all the others?

[polar elm]

Hi

[topaz stump]

all the other what

[nimble epoch]

Which one, 1st, 2nd or Prequel, I loved the Prequel the most

[undone birch]

first one

[undone birch]

the joke is you asking women to come back, but them not doing so

please laugh

[topaz stump]

its not funny :(

also most of the women i know havent seen kingsman

so really they're uncultured swines and why shoudl i care

[nimble epoch]

R e a l

[nimble epoch]

WHAT, NO that UNFAIR I don't AGREE ON THAT

[pallid crater]

Bro I looooove Kingsmen.

[nimble epoch]

Who will you be tonight?
That's the question (brrah) 🔥🔥🔥
Who will Gru be tonight?
That's the question (yeah) 🗣️🗣️🗣️

🎹🎵🎶🎼

[topaz stump]

that song almost makes me want to see the movie on its own

[nimble epoch]

Andrew Tate Ahh Speech

[topaz stump]

😐

[nimble epoch]

the whole franchise is 8.0/10 really love it

[topaz stump]

despicable me 3 was garbo

and minions was pretty mid too

dm1 and 2 were solid tho

[nimble epoch]

that's the reason the score get dragged a little

[undone birch]

i love the part where he shoots civilians

but they're racist so it is actually, morally okay

(church scene)

[topaz stump]

whats a little bit of war crimes between freinds

[undone birch]

shouldn't have said the n word man

it's joever

[topaz stump]

i thought that was after they were made dangerously violent

[undone birch]

oh no

it was before

[topaz stump]

the shooting, that is

[undone birch]

also something about jews and homosexuals

and atheists

truly, they deserved what is happening 🙏

[topaz stump]

im glad they made all the civilians horrible people so people wouldnt object to the kingsmen shooting them

its such a goofy series lmao

[undone birch]

🙏

no ammo
start using gun as a melee weapon

ah yes

[topaz stump]

anything's a melee weapon if you use it wrong enough

[pallid crater]

If you use it wrong enough lmao

[scenic ginkgo]

look at this

pulls down pants

[topaz stump]

anything's a d*ldo if you're brave enough.

[nimble epoch]

including the blade?

[nimble epoch]

"Hail Satan" Lmao, Still unbelievable though most of these christians didn't have at least 1 pistol, considered the VERY VERY high gun/person per capita (IDK if it was set in US or UK)

[nimble epoch]

it's fucking hilarious

[undone birch]

one of them had

[nimble epoch]

Lmao, It still handle the serious/gritty incense really well though, like that "but this ain't a movie" scene from Valentino ( or Valentine? )

[nimble epoch]

"only 1?" is the first thing I said tbh, I loved the fact Harry sometimes get attack from unseen angle too, like he's a normal human being sensibly in the chaos

[modest sedge]

just downloaded thew game anyone trying to run it?

[amber solar]

hello! u can check the LFG channels to share n join lobbies! the instructions are in https://discord.com/channels/408196129470152705/653623062964731920

just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if you haven't, be sure to do the tutorial first [on the top left] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one

[blazing echo]

Always ask to be carried

never make sure everyone joins your lobby etc

[scenic ginkgo]

remember to break rule 7

[blazing echo]

rule 7 should be rewritten tbh

if a vc has on descr map+lobby id

does it need a post on lfg?

no

[trail iron]

would you like to do r7e1 mayhaps? 👀

[scenic ginkgo]

I can't right now

[trail iron]

[scenic ginkgo]

😔

[trail iron]

time to grind out the rest of r5 then

[blazing echo]

false advertisement

[scenic ginkgo]

Im at work

Wdym

[blazing echo]

"ping me" "I cant"

just a joke

[amber solar]

i pinged u

[blazing echo]

👍

Tropical

[amber solar]

like playa del carmen

[blazing echo]

Like a screwdriver (vodka+orange juice) in front of a beach with early 2000s dance music on

[scenic ginkgo]

WHAT

oops

caps

what

[maiden vale]

G11

[blazing echo]

cute

[maiden vale]

sussy

[amber solar]

ah yes 2000 music like the speed of light by dimrain in- oh it was 2012

shit

my obscure reference

[topaz stump]

early 2000s music like amogus hardbass

[topaz stump]

also based song choice

[amber solar]

:3

[topaz stump]

edmheads rise up

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[pallid grail]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3F1pL5txFNZNXdzMHqaV5i?si=febdc379fa1e4d90

dnb and jungle forever

[topaz stump]

BASED

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[pallid grail]

wish we could go back to the 90's and experience jungles uprise again, the clubs, the raves, fuck woke bullshit, take us back to the 90's

[topaz stump]

theres a lot of good modern music

i was not alive during the 90s

but i like the music of today perfectly fine

[pallid grail]

1994 > 2024

[topaz stump]

😐

[frosty imp]

Eh

[languid beacon]

old music is pretty good yea

[frosty imp]

There's a lot more good things that exist now than a few years ago

[languid beacon]

would've liked to be around back in the 70s for the heyday of rock music

but woke is a weird word to use here, but I'm not sure exactly what changed in the jungle/dnb/club scene

maybe one of my friends would have a better idea

[languid beacon]

yeah, I don't regret having access to this massive catalogue of music, but having all the culture, more concerts in small venues, etc etc

would probably be pretty cool

[frosty imp]

yeah that's just about the thing that comes and goes

[languid beacon]

back in the days where a concert ticket was £2 instead of £60

[pallid grail]

ah

its an opinion

my opinion

doesnt mean its right or wrong or that you need to agree or disagree with it

[topaz stump]

theres tons of music coming out nowadays that slaps

[pallid grail]

i stand on my points i make

[topaz stump]

ive heard some phonk songs that overlap with dnb and they go crazy

[torpid viper]

Let's go back to 1991...

[topaz stump]

venjent is one of my personal favorite modern dnb artists

[pallid grail]

fire up the time machine

[torpid viper]

God I love the soviet union

[pallid grail]

im coming with you

[frosty imp]

Damn

they got the delorean?

crazy...

I guess I could rewatch that movie

And the two after

[topaz stump]

crazy?

[frosty imp]

Uh oh....

[torpid viper]

NO

[pallid grail]

"we need jungle im afraid" 🎶

[topaz stump]

what

[pallid grail]

venjent

[frosty imp]

the heck???

[torpid viper]

Lmao

[pallid grail]

you listen to him, you should know

https://youtu.be/isiVdlz8bDY?si=vlfwRjUVXF2HO2U4

banger!

[topaz stump]

ohhhh this song

[pallid grail]

yeaahhhh

[topaz stump]

its pretty decent, not my favorite of his but i cant deny that bass

[torpid viper]

Oh right also the gulf war, fun.

[pallid grail]

i support that 100%

we need ww3

to have a clean slate you know

nuclear winter for a couple of years

gonna do us good

[torpid viper]

Creation of Linux kernel

[frosty imp]

trol

[pallid grail]

low key not, but its better if people think that

[frosty imp]

I could only imagine why

[pallid grail]

i come from balkan, nothing better to expect

[torpid viper]

Go outside

[torpid viper]

Oh nvmd

I'm sorry for your loss

[frosty imp]

lol

[pallid grail]

[topaz stump]

so sorry hope you recover soon 🙏

[pallid grail]

you dont recover from the world going to shit

doubt it

[torpid viper]

Croatian civil war was in 1991

If that helps

[scenic ginkgo]

hello Goobers

and IFO

[torpid viper]

Spelling sory

[topaz stump]

its not gonna be like fallout brother

[torpid viper]

<3

[topaz stump]

thats meeeeeeeee :3

[pallid grail]

oh i know my friend

[torpid viper]

Bulgaria?

[pallid grail]

thats why

[pallid grail]

yeah the poorest country with the highest declining population in europe

fucking amazing

thank you democracy

[torpid viper]

Eh I mean no significant wars for Bulgaria recently

[pallid grail]

what has war to do with it

[torpid viper]

Sorry I just assumed balkans

[pallid grail]

war has nothing to do with the economy and population of bulgaria now

[torpid viper]

The last time Bulgaria was powerful was like

1200s

[pallid grail]

prob forgot about the 1800 and early 1900 but yeah

bulgaria on three seas is something amazing

[torpid viper]

Eh

[pallid grail]

our king got assasinated by hitlers orders cause our king wasnt killing jews

hitler told the king "send jews to showers" and our king was like "yeah, no, bulgaria doesnt support mass murder"

hitler got mad and ordered our king to be assassinated

something like a few days after the meeting our king died "from natural causes"

but everyone knows it was hitler

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[pallid grail]

I have been in this server for a very long time and you only type Hm. In chat

[frosty imp]

Indeed

[steep stone]

Hm.

[pallid grail]

My friends always joke that that's the only thing you can say

[frosty imp]

I think that may be true

Hm...

[torpid viper]

Hm.

[pallid grail]

Yes

So interesting

It's so interesting that I lose brain cells when I read it

[steep stone]

Hm.

[scenic ginkgo]

.mH

[torpid viper]

Hm.

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[red dirge]

Yall fw sabaton?

[polar elm]

No

I fw ncs

[smoky storm]

no copyright music???

💀

[nimble epoch]

Hi newcomer!

[gray olive]

General chatters get a job challenge (impossible)

[torpid viper]

womp womp

[brave mantle]

Funz spell correctly challenge (impossible)

[neat solstice]

Look at your pfp and tag buddy.

[undone birch]

i knew someone who had a king julian fetish

[pseudo scaffold]

That's Mort in disguise

[undone birch]

I-

[gray olive]

Just proved my point

[topaz stump]

mort they took my fuckign legs, i cannot move it move it anymore

[gray olive]

Sadge😢

[gray olive]

These monolinguals man😐

[pseudo scaffold]

Unironically I'm at work

[ebon steppe]

[urban briar]

[frosty imp]

Hello cutie dusty

[maiden vale]

who's ready to be a gaymer

[ebon steppe]

how u adorable cuties doing!

[frosty imp]

I am doing alright

[lofty hazel]

At vacation

[topaz stump]

my boss didnt come to work today so im sitting alone in the facility

we vibin

[amber solar]

entire building for u

[topaz stump]

theres like four other people here

but idk what they're doing they're all much more engineer than i am

im kinda just sittign here bored out of my mind

[amber solar]

entire building for u all

[topaz stump]

yeah we vibin

i havent gotten any more acid on me which is quite nice

[neat solstice]

https://youtu.be/rzLIUgnKY40?si=SpTk2Da4JMaDANjC

[light jewel]

Guys
Can anyone convince me why should I buy GTFO

[scenic ginkgo]

do you hate yourself?

[neat solstice]

No.

[gray olive]

Based😎

[stray stone]

Yes

[nimble epoch]

Helluva Fireworks, Teamwork, Suffering and Ecstatic Victory, also do you love Souls game and suffer some form of self-hatred?

[thorny raven]

Its like boom

Then shakalaka

Then you die because no one used their tools

[nimble epoch]

Thank for helping Killer SamJetstream0342

[neat solstice]

Lets see... ramble about new world order or world economic forum...

[nimble epoch]

LET"S GO GAMBLING!!!!

[thorny raven]

❌❌❌ aww dang it

[smoky storm]

guys i heard gamblers love men

[weak owl]

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[torpid viper]

.mH

[steep stone]

Hm.

[torpid viper]

:3

[nimble epoch]

Looks like you could use some help from the therapy of hell itself

[tardy pelican]

I've been noticing recently players rambling for paragraphs (in lfg chat) how they want to play the game the way they want to play it. Please stop, it might cause people to put a note on your profile that basically says, "Don't join this persons lobbies." Also please don't put your rules in lfg chat, it hinders people from checking out lobbies they actually want to join. People who want to protest, do it in #general or personally DM them, don't also clog up lfg as well. Thanks

[polar elm]

The paragraph in question:

[tardy pelican]

#lfg-north-america message

[topaz stump]

man who gives a shit, if u dont wanna play with them then dont lmao

[tardy pelican]

This is just my opinion, I'm just saying. Honestly, I don't really care

[languid beacon]

mate I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this phenomenon has happened since the beginning of time

[neat solstice]

Whose the enemy?

Wheres the drama?

[languid beacon]

Who's*

[tardy pelican]

There is none, just an observation

[topaz stump]

me

im the drama

💅

[tardy pelican]

nice ^

[languid beacon]

I live for gossip

[topaz stump]

honestly

[trail iron]

that's it I'm adding a new rule to my lfg post