general

[dense magnet]

that's for

[fervent crypt]

It doesn't make it feel easier

[dense magnet]

stupidsies!

[fervent crypt]

to be so totally honest

[ebon steppe]

ultra duper hard , you die , console dies

[fervent crypt]

and the base game isn't hard

It's chapter 9 (Farewell) that's bs

[dense magnet]

if you die in celeste your dog dies

YOU CANT DIE

[frosty imp]

damn

[fervent crypt]

that

is not true

i promise :3

[frosty imp]

Celeste literally sends ATF after you?

crazy

[dense magnet]

yes

@fervent cryptomg your discord banner

is a work of art

[ebon steppe]

owo !!!

[undone birch]

MAKE OUT

Omg

[frosty imp]

make out

[ebon steppe]

lovely banner

[dense magnet]

IM JUST MAKING A COMPLIMENT

[fervent crypt]

THANK YOU LOL

[undone birch]

No like it's written make out

On banner

[dense magnet]

ah fair

[frosty imp]

yes

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjs

[fervent crypt]

:3 my friends and I are all plushes

[ebon steppe]

cute ovo !!!!

[undone birch]

I'm a simple woman

I see she her user with make out

I interested

[dense magnet]

did you guys see

the uh

[fervent crypt]

they're Gojo, Shoko and Geto

[dense magnet]

zip plushies?

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjs :3

[fervent crypt]

I'm waiting for my Itadori one :3

[undone birch]

The what

[dense magnet]

wait you cant send links here right

[fervent crypt]

by that I mean I'm too lazy to make it rn

[fervent crypt]

:3

[dense magnet]

https://zipplushie.com/collections/zipplushies

oh i can

[frosty imp]

IP grab

[undone birch]

:3

[dense magnet]

i ordered one

[frosty imp]

trojan autodownload

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjsjs

[fervent crypt]

why is jesus christ one of these

[dense magnet]

i dont know.

[fervent crypt]

I love them

Why is Jesus here

[frosty imp]

Jesus Christ is my

[ebon steppe]

they remind me of a page that also sells plushie !!!!!

[dense magnet]

i got the big one

[fervent crypt]

?

[ebon steppe]

i on phone ill send in a bit later :3 but they so cute like u all

[frosty imp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

Dusty cuter

[undone birch]

Not to be zesty but how big are the hand holes

[fervent crypt]

"not to be zesty" 😭

[dense magnet]

love this one

[fervent crypt]

it doesn't have any

[undone birch]

JYFYDUDYDHDJ

[undone birch]

Rip

[dense magnet]

me and monique can get you some

[fervent crypt]

mhh?

wh

[dense magnet]

hand holes

[fervent crypt]

what does that mean

[undone birch]

GWJFUDKDIDJF

[dense magnet]

💀

[undone birch]

I fuckin

Choked

[fervent crypt]

I am intrigued

[dense magnet]

you should be

[undone birch]

Luma is getting The Surgery (handussy)

[fervent crypt]

HANDUSSY

[dense magnet]

no one here loves jesus more than me and moniquie

[scenic ginkgo]

What

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjs

[scenic ginkgo]

Is Jesus gay?

[fervent crypt]

HANDUSSY IS INSANE

[frosty imp]

Jesus

[scenic ginkgo]

[dense magnet]

duh

[undone birch]

This is Christian server

[frosty imp]

Yes

[fervent crypt]

probably

[dense magnet]

haven't you read teh rules

[undone birch]

Thank you thank you ♥️♥️

[dense magnet]

you have to have read the bible

[frosty imp]

[dense magnet]

to join in

[frosty imp]

yes

[fervent crypt]

I've read most of the bible

to be so totally honest

[frosty imp]

I have read the bible a total of 572 times

[fervent crypt]

I skipped Genesis

[undone birch]

Rip

Skipped a chapter

[frosty imp]

Skipped a chapter?

Unholy

[undone birch]

Get the Bridget outfit on and repent

[frosty imp]

You will be sent to hell

[fervent crypt]

IN MY DEFENSE

I DIDN'T WANNA READ

[frosty imp]

Sent to hell

[dense magnet]

btw monique since you're trans you should totally play catherine full body, it's a great game

[frosty imp]

No questions

[fervent crypt]

"X was Son of Y; lived to 933."

[undone birch]

No idea what that is

[fervent crypt]

three hundred some odd times

[dense magnet]

like it's an expansion and they added a trans character WITH THE EXPANSION

isnt that sick

[fervent crypt]

"since you're trans" is a crazy fucking opening to a sentence

[frosty imp]

You're just not fit to be a holy person

[dense magnet]

she's used to it

[fervent crypt]

I believe it it's just also incredibly funny

[dense magnet]

well idk i just say it

[undone birch]

As a [slur] I

[fervent crypt]

LOL

[dense magnet]

it's not like she minds when i say it

like tr*nny

SORRY MODS

[fervent crypt]

wh

[undone birch]

🙏

[frosty imp]

Lakana meant transmission

[dense magnet]

yes

thank you

[fervent crypt]

of course

[frosty imp]

All the mechanics call it that

So clearly

[undone birch]

Sorry only I have the pass

[dense magnet]

still haven't found any diamonds

[undone birch]

I revoke all of yours

[dense magnet]

aight sure

i'll keep saying it

[frosty imp]

I haven't said it?

smh

[dense magnet]

oh no i'm doing something i shoulnd't nooo

[fervent crypt]

shoulnd't

[undone birch]

Me when doing a server member

[dense magnet]

relatable

[undone birch]

🙏

[dense magnet]

okay you're banned

[undone birch]

U made a typo

It's joever

[dense magnet]

I know

[fervent crypt]

[dense magnet]

Might aswell off myself

[frosty imp]

crazy

[dense magnet]

i'll pull a sayori bye

[undone birch]

I

[frosty imp]

incredible

[fervent crypt]

I got a friend request

I'v ewon

[frosty imp]

Incredible

[undone birch]

Lucky

[fervent crypt]

:3

[ebon steppe]

:3

[undone birch]

Dusty

Sleep:3

[ebon steppe]

cantttt

[neat solstice]

Ain't nothin but a heartache.

[fervent crypt]

TELL ME WHYY

[trail iron]

@amber zodiac please don't join the game w/o joining the vc, we had the bot on bio and it was the middle of an alarm and pretty annoying

[brave mantle]

Yeah satz like cmon man you know better

[neat solstice]

yeah what the fuck satz

[tulip stag]

Bro. Satz. Wtf man

[lost reef]

SALTZ

[merry nymph]

i love people who don't fucking read rule 7

i truly wonder how people have the confidence to join a random vc full of strangers they don't know uninvited

[brave mantle]

I love fucking with them or just fucking hammering into them

Had a mf once join and just be like “I’m just gonna sit here”

Told him to fuck off

Then literally 2 seconds later another guy

[odd carbon]

Why is this still a thing with named channels anyway tbh

Let me explain

you and 3 of your friends want to play GTFO, you just use private discord call

[merry nymph]

yeah that is indeed something that would be better

[tulip stag]

Don't forget to message @eternal saffron so the mods can solve your issue!

[merry nymph]

how funny would i be if i pinged the 3 people i often played with

[brave mantle]

I want you

[merry nymph]

you know how many vcs in lfgs ive missed because i was too anxious to join?

meanwhile mfs here coming uninvited with no self-awareness

[brave mantle]

They deserve forced sounding

[torpid viper]

solve it several days later...

[tribal bone]

Sorry. Got carried away...Kinda.

[merry nymph]

what's that

[brave mantle]

Uhhhh

Don’t search it up

[merry nymph]

too fucking late

honestly

ive seen worse

[brave mantle]

“I’ve seen worse” 🤓☝️

Sorry

[merry nymph]

ive had unrestricted access to the internet since i was 10

ive been broken long ago

mfs will be like "you don't want to know" and then it'd just be some type of kink

[brave mantle]

Ngl this gives me the same energy as “I watch g0re for fun”

[trail iron]

to be fair I've yet to see the rule work functionally but idrc as long as you join vc first and ask if it's cool to join the run or stay in vc

[torpid viper]

m

[trail iron]

only really annoys me when people join and don't leave or drop into the run with 0 communication

[merry nymph]

im not that edgy

the very thought of seeing gore out of nowhere makes me sick

and then twitter thinks it's a good idea to show me that unprompted

[tulip stag]

Work for it

[torpid viper]

twitter...

[merry nymph]

mayhaps

[tulip stag]

And?

[torpid viper]

woah

[merry nymph]

i usually just don't say anything

until they leave

[torpid viper]

thats the trick, the rule doesnt work

[torpid viper]

:3

[tulip stag]

Good

[torpid viper]

wow

[merry nymph]

twitter loves unprompted gore and pron

[tulip stag]

Am I twitter?

[torpid viper]

hopefully not

[merry nymph]

but sure elon
censoring the word cis is urgent

[torpid viper]

elom nusk...

[merry nymph]

elon musky as fuck

[torpid viper]

real

[merry nymph]

"when you wake up and elon musk is still alive"

god what a fucking embarrassment of a human being

[tulip stag]

She/Them

[merry nymph]

he's in his like 50s and acts like a typical immature middle schooler

[tulip stag]

I better She/Them t!dd!es

[merry nymph]

when they get big

[torpid viper]

nepotism...

emerald mines...

[merry nymph]

elon isn't even so bad it's ironically funny

he's just pathetic

[torpid viper]

its past that point

by a lot

not funny anymore

[merry nymph]

twitter already sucked but jesus he made it worse

never gonna fucking call this thing X

dead naming twitter is morally justified

[tulip stag]

Deal 🤝

Did you know Jesus was the first JoJo

[torpid viper]

buy social media company, fire all the staff, remove moderation. what could go wrong

[torpid viper]

never speak again

[tulip stag]

its factual

[merry nymph]

the memes said he'd be assassinated on july 20th
what happened to that

[tulip stag]

Steel Ball Run confirms it

[merry nymph]

4 days due mr musk...

[torpid viper]

will get right on that...

[polar elm]

Sex

[fervent crypt]

THIS

[merry nymph]

just like me fr

[fervent crypt]

:3

[merry nymph]

:3

[fervent crypt]

Currently finding images for my DnD campaign since

[torpid viper]

just join if theres an invite

:D

[fervent crypt]

my players are meeting the gods of the world

[torpid viper]

hm

[fervent crypt]

see but counterpoint

what if I join and they don't like me

[merry nymph]

where's the god of estrogen

[torpid viper]

counterpoint, what if you join and you dont like them

[languid beacon]

DnD?

[torpid viper]

Ha

i win

[merry nymph]

what if i join and they find my house and best the shit out of me

[fervent crypt]

Then I'll leave

[languid beacon]

Gods?

[fervent crypt]

Mhm!

I'm a 5e Optimizer when it comes to PCs

[languid beacon]

Sounds like my kinda game

[torpid viper]

that-

[fervent crypt]

But I'm a forever DM

[torpid viper]

hm

[fervent crypt]

So my players are

the equivalent (per a CR calculator)

[merry nymph]

anxiety makes everything unnecessarily harder

[fervent crypt]

of CR 67

or so

and they are meeting the Gods :3

like the Uppermost-Tier of Gods

[languid beacon]

Christ, what level

[torpid viper]

fair

[languid beacon]

Campaign I'm playing in were at level 12? Or was it 11? I can't remember, think it's 11

[fervent crypt]

We are by technicality level 20

but again, we're

far, far beyond the strength any level 20 character could ever dream of

[languid beacon]

Yeah checks out

[fervent crypt]

for example: one of them is a Sanguine Mage that

has 999 hp

and can spend it to steal actions from opponents

and heals HP whenever an ally deals damage

[languid beacon]

Sounds like an mmorpg fever dream

[fervent crypt]

We have a Chronurgy Void Wizard who can just tell your damage to fuck off respectfully and then stop time, cast 3 spells, has 4 reactions and just tell you to get the fuck out of his plane of existence disrespectfully

and a Paladin blessed by Angels and Satan himself who has held a grudge against him traveling the world over 17 times to find him for his lunch money and deal around 5k damage per strike of unblockable damage

(we have played every single day, 10 hours a day, for almost 3 years)

(our main story ended 2 years ago)

[fervent crypt]

mhh?

[torpid viper]

with that dedication

you could

hear me out here

play

a short

quick

game

of

the campaign for north africa

[fervent crypt]

If you say GTFO

Oh!

Yeah of course

[torpid viper]

i would never

[fervent crypt]

That's the World's Longest Board Game yeah?

[torpid viper]

i meannnn

you could

[languid beacon]

Playing every day is insane

[torpid viper]

its

[fervent crypt]

Yeah we're

a dedicated crew

and I improv literally everything

[torpid viper]

how many hours is that?

more than 1500 probably

[fervent crypt]

there are 0 story elements I plan out except the overarching story

Lemme calc it hold on

10.950 hours

[torpid viper]

yea see

[languid beacon]

Surely you must at least have stat blocks and stuff prepared

[torpid viper]

multiple games of the campaign for north africa

[fervent crypt]

nope!

[torpid viper]

you could even find the meta

maybe

[fervent crypt]

I make it up based on their strength

[languid beacon]

Magic items? Loot tables?

[fervent crypt]

and enemies have hp that is equal to "did everyone in the combat do something cool? awesome. next cool thing kills him"

[fervent crypt]

nope! I make up homebrew items and I have the table of magic items for vanilla dnd all but memorized

been dming just shy of 8 years

[fervent crypt]

Honestly

I come from a board game family

and this is in no way shape nor form intended to say

[torpid viper]

its not playtested theres probably some extreme inbalance

[fervent crypt]

"oh look at me I'm so good at <thing>"

but!

I pride myself and my Fathers' ability to find metas in games fairly quick

but yeah the fact that my job doesn't require more than 25% of my attention at any given time outside of a total of 30 minutes

makes this goal very easily achieveable

[torpid viper]

you can find the game for like tabletop simulator on steam so

yk

try

[fervent crypt]

I don't have a computer at work

Which is where 8/10 hours for DnD comes in

[torpid viper]

ah

im not sure where to find a physical copy of the campaign for north africa

[languid beacon]

And here I was thinking that the campaign I'm in was crazy enough

[fervent crypt]

(we are college students or full-time workers and they spend an equivalent 7 hours a day studying for their classes)

[fervent crypt]

again in our defense

we hav e

just shy of 11,000 hours into this

(give or take some cause sometimes there were rare occassions we couldn't make a session)

[languid beacon]

Yea but playing every day is

[fervent crypt]

:3

I'm pretty good at improv

[languid beacon]

I can't fathom it

[fervent crypt]

or so I'm told, I wouldn't really know

[torpid viper]

oh wow the rules for the campaign for north africa are only 45 pages long

[fervent crypt]

That's not even that long

[torpid viper]

oh

wait

thats the land combat

sorry

uh

[fervent crypt]

There we go

I was waiting for something

[torpid viper]

6 booklets:
"Historical Background": 16 page analysis of the North African campaign written by Al Nofi, Richard Berg, and Jim Dunnigan
"Land Game Rules of Play": 45 pages, plus 2 pages of addenda
"Air and Logistics Game Rules of Play and Scenarios": 23 pages of rules, 14 pages of scenarios, 7 pages of designer's notes
"Charts and Tables Common to Both Players": 16 pages
"Axis Exclusive Charts and Tables": 36 pages, including 73 charts and tables
"Commonwealth Exclusive Charts and Tables" 32 pages including 58 charts and tables

hm

[fervent crypt]

Ignore the 16 pages until you've learned to play

[torpid viper]

1,600 counters oh yea

[fervent crypt]

You need 47 pages for basics

You can ignore Air and Logistics' 23 pages until it comes up

Take a snack break learn to play it

Charts are after that one

And move from there

Shouldn't be too bad to be so totally honest

It's like a day commitment to learn

[merry nymph]

i know absolutely nothing about DnD

[fervent crypt]

I would adore to teach you

Although I will warn you

not a single thing I have ever done in DnD

[torpid viper]

oh hell yea you can Rearrange supplies

[fervent crypt]

is considered ""normal""

by any metric

so long as you're good with that I would love to teach ya :3

This crew for 3 years was new

I taught 'em literally everything they know :3 they can help ya

[merry nymph]

interesting

[fervent crypt]

what the fuck does that mean

[merry nymph]

i was probably told how DnD works once but my dumbass forgot

[fervent crypt]

that's okay!

[merry nymph]

my memory is actually just
bad

[torpid viper]

Then each turn:

Plan strategic air missions
Raid Malta
Plan Axis convoys
Raid convoys
Distribute stores and consume stores
Calculate spillage/evaporation of water and adjust all supply dumps
Determine initiative
Determine weather (Hotter weather results in more evaporation of water)
Distribute water
Reorganize units
Calculate attrition of units short of water and stores
Begin building construction
Begin training
Rearrange supplies
Transport cargo between African ports
Bring convoys ashore
Deploy Commonwealth fleet
Ship repair
Plan tactical air mission if airplanes are fuelled
Begin air mission
Fight air-to-air combat
Fire flak
Carry out mission, return to base, airplane maintenance.
Place land units on reserve
Movement:
Move units, tracking fuel expenditure and breakdown points vis a vis weather
Enemy reaction
Move more units
Combat:
Designate each tank and gun as deployed forward or back
Plot and fire barrages
Retreat before assault
Secretly assign all units to anti-armor or close-assault roles
Anti-armor fire
Adjust ammunition
Deploy destroyed tank markers and update unit records to reflect losses.
Carry out probes and close assaults
Release reserves
Move rear trucks
Begin repair of breakdowns
Make patrols
Repeat all movement and combat steps a second time
Repeat all movement and combat steps a third time[10]

[fervent crypt]

oh lord have mercy

I may be a tad too AuDHD for this

[torpid viper]

you spend part of your turn rearranging supplies

sounds

fun

[torpid viper]

you can be the first to finish a game...

[fervent crypt]

THE FIRST?

alright gamers I'm learning how to play this game.

[torpid viper]

you do need a

3 meter space

for the board

alone

[fervent crypt]

not virtually I don't

[neat solstice]

Sometimes you need to play yourself before playing with others

[fervent crypt]

I play with myself often

[torpid viper]

Although nominally a two-player game, the rules recommend ten players divided into two teams of five people, each team composed of a Commander-In-Chief, Logistics Commander, Rear Area Commander, Air Commander, and Front-line Commander.

[fervent crypt]

wait that sounds

wrong

[torpid viper]

WOAH THERE

[merry nymph]

im tired of playing with myself, i need friends dammit

[fervent crypt]

I CORRECTED IT

[merry nymph]

[torpid viper]

:3

[fervent crypt]

sobs

[torpid viper]

<3

[fervent crypt]

either way

No fuck having 10 people

[torpid viper]

5 34 inch × 23 inch paper hex grid maps scaled at 8 km (5 mi) per hex with thirty-one types of terrain;[7] the maps when placed together form a single 34 inch × 115 inch board.

[fervent crypt]

I don't feel like re-explaining every goddamn rule every 30 seconds to 10 people

[torpid viper]

fair

[merry nymph]

sick of all these singleplayer games
i need co-op games

[fervent crypt]

Zoxy do you play Val?

[merry nymph]

what's val

[fervent crypt]

:0

lord have mercy

she's pure

[torpid viper]

do you like... "managing logistics and supply lines."?

[torpid viper]

valorant?

[fervent crypt]

Valorant, the teamfight tactics 5v5 FPS game

[fervent crypt]

I mean no but

I'm down if it makes me the first

[torpid viper]

but you do

[merry nymph]

i do not

[fervent crypt]

Would you like to?

I can open Val righ tnow

[merry nymph]

maybe one day but certainly not rn
im not the biggest fan of hero shooters tbh

[fervent crypt]

I dunno what hero shooter means, but that's fair

[merry nymph]

i think it's usually referred to games like valorant or overwatch

idk tho

[fervent crypt]

Ahh

Yeah I only started playing Val this Jan, first FPS cause gun anxiety

[merry nymph]

tho i will say
id probably like valorant more than overwatch

[torpid viper]

isnt gtfo an fps...

[fervent crypt]

I hate Overwatch

[merry nymph]

overwatch is so ass idk how people play it

[torpid viper]

overwatch is just nasty

[fervent crypt]

I didn't count it tbh

I can mute the gun noises with

PC modifications

[torpid viper]

fair

[fervent crypt]

the gun firing is less of an issue

and seeing it isn't bad

it's the noises it makes to shoot

[fervent crypt]

I hate the game

My biggest issue is like

[merry nymph]

gtfo would be considered a bad game if there were others like it

[fervent crypt]

I don't feel rewarded for good shooting

(not that I have good aim)

[merry nymph]

i don't like fighting tanks being pocket healed

[fervent crypt]

I just hate the gunplay

[merry nymph]

i just don't like pvp games in general

[fervent crypt]

valid

[torpid viper]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2033267650

good luck

[merry nymph]

they get way too competitive for my liking

[fervent crypt]

Actively opening my steam

[torpid viper]

🙏

[fervent crypt]

copying and pinning to my notepad

But I'lll look in a min

[torpid viper]

🙏

🗣️

[fervent crypt]

So Zoxy I have

[merry nymph]

first game that made me realize this was fortnite

[torpid viper]

competitive games...

[merry nymph]

fnaf x fortnite collab soon...

[torpid viper]

fr?

wtf

[torpid viper]

is this worse than gundam x cod

[fervent crypt]

Among Us, Baldur's Gate, Battle for Wesnoth, BTD6, Catan, Chained Together, CS2, Content Warning, Don't Starve: Together, Elden Ring, FPS Chess, GTFO (lol), KTaNE, Muck, Palworld, Phasmo, Raft, RoR2, Root, Civ 5, Civ 6, Spelunky 2, Stardew Valley, Super Auto Pets, Terraria, Tetris, ToS and Yomi Hustle

[torpid viper]

... "Calculate spillage/evaporation of water and adjust all supply dumps"

[fervent crypt]

Those are about

[torpid viper]

ooh

[merry nymph]

nah

[fervent crypt]

all of the multiplayer games I have installed on my PC

[torpid viper]

ty

[merry nymph]

fnaf in fortnite would actually be peak

[torpid viper]

catan...

embargo simulator

[fervent crypt]

Settlers of Catan is a beautiful board game

[merry nymph]

what about lethal company

i looove lethal company

[fervent crypt]

Our physical game is from like

2012

[torpid viper]

2000 wood for 1 sheep...

[fervent crypt]

REAL

"I have wheat"

"What do you want for it"

[torpid viper]

the sheep monopoly will never stop

[fervent crypt]

"Five wood"

??????????????

ironic you say you love Lethal, I kind of hate it
although in it's defense I haven't played since their last update

[merry nymph]

pve games have always appealed to me more
but I don't find many that feel unique

[merry nymph]

damn

missing out on peak 😔

[torpid viper]

me when people keep rolling 7 and putting the bandit on the SINGLE FUCKING AVALIABLE BRICK TILE

[fervent crypt]

I struggle in general with horror games, 'cause I'm a pussy; but

[merry nymph]

oh same

[fervent crypt]

REAL

THIS IS REAL AS FUCK

but uhm

[merry nymph]

lethal company is fun

[fervent crypt]

yeah Lethal and Content are just like

not particularly my st yel

I play 'em!

[torpid viper]

IF I CANT HAVE IT, NOONE CAN HAVE IT

[merry nymph]

fair fair

[fervent crypt]

'Cause 90% of the fun if I'm gaming with friends is

gaming with friends

not the game itself

if I played a game to have fun I'd sit down and Nuzlocke Run and Bun like

something difficult

[fervent crypt]

SOBBING CAUSE IT'S TRUE

[merry nymph]

lethal company is certainly one of those games where it's more fun with friends than anything else

[fervent crypt]

oh 100%

[merry nymph]

random lobbies are so boring

and solo is like

not the ideal way to play

[fervent crypt]

I'll be caught dead in chains next to the devil before you catch me playing Lethal without a friedn

friend*

[merry nymph]

BUT it's still a great game imo

[torpid viper]

i mean

[torpid viper]

its a cooperative game

why would you play it without friends

[fervent crypt]

Yeah but

[languid beacon]

That's just how every game is nowadays isn't jt

[fervent crypt]

Spiff did a whole thing on

solo q to like

[languid beacon]

Better with friends

[fervent crypt]

1m Quota or some stupid ahh shit

[torpid viper]

solo games...

[fervent crypt]

and then everyone jumped on that wave of

hOw FaR cAn YoU gEt SoLo

[torpid viper]

ew

[merry nymph]

tho admittedly i think an issue it has is that many items don't particularly feel that useful

[fervent crypt]

Not particularly!

[merry nymph]

like
they're more gimmicky if anything

like the company crusier...

it's a fun item

but it's not practical at all

[languid beacon]

When will someone make karaoke simulator

[fervent crypt]

I don't know what the fuck that is

[merry nymph]

oh you didn't play v55?

[fervent crypt]

I played the second update ever

and then stopped

[merry nymph]

WOW

[torpid viper]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1781140/Sing_Together_VR_Karaoke/

[fervent crypt]

because my friends stopped and I hate the game on my own

[torpid viper]

no balls

[merry nymph]

uhm

what was the last thing you remember in lc

in terms of content

[torpid viper]

wait lethal has progression?

wth

[merry nymph]

i mean kinda?

[fervent crypt]

oh fuck me hold on

There was Titan

[languid beacon]

Thanks for noticing but my eyes are up here 💔

[torpid viper]

WOAH THERE

[fervent crypt]

Titan grinding on the mansions that had

like

three peo=

[torpid viper]

</3

wow

[fervent crypt]

OKAY THERE BUDDY

anyway uhm

[torpid viper]

:3

[fervent crypt]

Titan grinding on mansions that had literally like nothing in them

Shovel / Stop Sign + Flashlight was peak

[merry nymph]

what was the update you last played
like what was in the update

[fervent crypt]

None of the other items mattered

uhm

that was the entire game.

you got to Titan as soon as possible

you got a shovel

[merry nymph]

i forgot what the second update was

[fervent crypt]

you got a flashlight

and you grinded on Titan forever

And prayed you never got an Eclipse

I don't remember what was in the update

[merry nymph]

hmm

do you remember the version?

[fervent crypt]

I'm sorry ;-;

And no

[merry nymph]

is oki

hmmm

whats the last enemy you remember?

[fervent crypt]

uhhh

There was like

oh fuck me hold on

[merry nymph]

no one say it

[fervent crypt]

i'll cry

there was like

jack-in-the-box

the ship got a translator?

there was like a flash?

Arachnophobia mode was a thing

[merry nymph]

i remember the version

v45

[fervent crypt]

they stopped you from being able to cheese the silly sharks with rails

Thumpers?

Those thigns

things

[merry nymph]

yep

thumpers were so fucking bullshit back then

[fervent crypt]

That was around the last time I played

LOL

They like two tapped you

And uh

they removed rail cheese

and so they just.

killed you.

[merry nymph]

the thing with thumpers is that they were supposed to slow down when turning corners

HOWEVER

they rarely did tjat

so they'd catch up relatively quick

they are balanced now tho

they will slow down when turning corners and even ram into walls when going fast

which stuns and slows them for like half a second

it's actually really helpful when you're running from them

but yeah

there was
2 whole updates you missed

actually technically 3

but 2 of them were major updates

[torpid viper]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2138700/Crypt/

[fervent crypt]

huh

I see

[torpid viper]

crypt...

[fervent crypt]

CRYPT

[torpid viper]

:3

my favorite torture device

[fervent crypt]

My gf tried to trick me w that game

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[fervent crypt]

||I always go into options first, to adjust sound volume so it did not work||

[torpid viper]

hmmmm

did you play the game...

its very scary...

[fervent crypt]

c-c

crypt-?

[merry nymph]

the updates you missed added 3 new moons, 5 new enemies, a new trap and get this
a fucking vehicle

[torpid viper]

yes

[fervent crypt]

I promise it is

not scary

[fervent crypt]

wh

that's

too much shit 😭

I know there're like

fuckers that mimic your voice or some shit nwo

now8

[torpid viper]

im joking sorry

[merry nymph]

oh trust me they're an improvement

[torpid viper]

nooo

[merry nymph]

nah

[torpid viper]

greg is very scary

[merry nymph]

they don't mimic your voice

[torpid viper]

how could you not be scared of greg

[fervent crypt]

GREG

[merry nymph]

only mods do that

[torpid viper]

literal horror icon

[fervent crypt]

ahh I see

[merry nymph]

but those mimic fucks were added in v45

[fervent crypt]

LOL

[merry nymph]

how many enemies did you see in total in lethal company by chance?

[fervent crypt]

Oh fuck if I know

[torpid viper]

oh right

[fervent crypt]

Thumpers Spiders Ceiling-Fucks Dogs Giants Weird-Clone-Thing-In-The-Mansion

I think that was it?

[torpid viper]

the steam version is actually beatable so

yk

worth

[merry nymph]

oh wow

there are SO MANY enemies you never saw

even outside the ones that were added in recent updates
there's quite a couple you never seen

at least i assume so

[fervent crypt]

shrug

I guess we'll fuck around and find out eventually

[merry nymph]

:3

[fervent crypt]

I have a hair appointment in a few hours and then work a 10 hour shift today or I'd be down to rn

[merry nymph]

the company cruiser i mentioned was the vehicle i mentioned

[fervent crypt]

oh fun!

[merry nymph]

id love to tho I can't rn

[merry nymph]

which is sadly, not very practical and more likely to get you killed

[fervent crypt]

No I can't either

[merry nymph]

it's fun and can be useful if you have skill but the game is just not designed for it

it's very unstable at any little bump

[torpid viper]

bad physics?

[merry nymph]

i don't mind it being easy to die with as items taking skill to use isn't a bad thing

basically

you can get stuck quite easily

and it explodes

a lot

[torpid viper]

ah

thats

amazing

[merry nymph]

zeekerrs even had to make it more durable because of how often it would happen

[torpid viper]

hm

[merry nymph]

the jetpack for instance, is an expensive item and you can die very very easily with jt

but, learn how to use it and it's a top tier item

the cruiser

for the most part

isn't like that

it's really annoying to use if you're actually trying to make it helpful

i think it just needs better stability

really

it's already a learning curve

there's a lot to keep track of

[torpid viper]

i feel like learning how to actually play lethal would be

boring?

idk

[merry nymph]

you for instance have to manually change the gear shift
not like most games where driving mechanics are "W to drive forward and S to drive backwards"

nope

you have to turn your head and change the gear shift everytime

you even have to set it to park otherwise it'll roll away

[torpid viper]

what the fuck

[merry nymph]

it's neat tho actually

[torpid viper]

i mean this is fine

i guess

[merry nymph]

realistic driving

[torpid viper]

dont "realism" me

[merry nymph]

tho the turning is really janky

[torpid viper]

ive heard that line before

[merry nymph]

you have to pay attention to the position of the steering wheel

if you turn it like

right

it will continue to drive in that direction

unless you turn the wheel back to the center

[torpid viper]

thats fair

[merry nymph]

it took me a while to learn that

cruiser definitely takes practice to use

but that's not the issue
it's just
so obviously not fitting with the games design that well

giving it better physics would go a long way

if you're not on completely flat land good luck with that thing

[torpid viper]

hm

[merry nymph]

tho if you can somehow get this bitch to any entrance

it can hold items in the back

so you can store big loads of scrap

you don't even need to take them into the ship
you can keep them in the cruiser

oh yeah also
the ship has a magnet

that you use for the cruiser

and this is the only way to take it into orbit with you

[torpid viper]

hm

[torpid viper]

that

hm

[fervent crypt]

Sorry I'm back

had to grab images for

The Scourge, The Archaic, The Arcanist, The Kaotic One and The End of All Things

[merry nymph]

imma sleep

lata

[fervent crypt]

Kay!

Get some rest !

<3

[merry nymph]

<3

[languid beacon]

gn silly trans girl

[torpid viper]

NO OXFORD COMMA

[torpid viper]

gn

[fervent crypt]

dies of oxford comma

[torpid viper]

:C

[shrewd mango]

wut did I miss

[torpid viper]

nothing much

[neat solstice]

The joke

[torpid viper]

but youre right here?

[neat solstice]

I really am the funny.

[torpid viper]

no

sorry

[delicate pivot]

@neat solstice's account is stolen by some scammer

[brave mantle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[torpid viper]

noooooo

YO FREE IP GRABBER?

noooo

my ip grabber

how could you

[tender drift]

R1D1 Complete Lets Goooooo

With Bots

That was SO MUCH easier then R1C1 and R1C2

[torpid viper]

with bots?

probably

[tender drift]

Ye I would want to play this with my friends but they don't have this game

And soloing with only 50 hours in the game is not very fun

(I can't beat R1A1 solo)

[topaz stump]

use lfg

[amber solar]

let's gooo gaming :D

i agree it is so much easier

[tender drift]

I would like it more to get a group were I play always with not just 1-2 missions

[topaz stump]

that is definitely ideal

[tender drift]

Getting that is pretty hard

With lfg

[scenic ginkgo]

Ask them if they want to make an static team

[topaz stump]

however i have found several people i enjoy playing with consistently through lfg

just saying, up to u

[tender drift]

I will probably try that in R2

[scenic ginkgo]

Oh yeah you definitely will have to

[topaz stump]

or you could pull a darksaid and solo the entire fuckin game with bots

[scenic ginkgo]

THIS

[tender drift]

Also just beat r2a1 man what does that feel easy after c and d missions

[tender drift]

Hmm

[scenic ginkgo]

A tiers are easy

[topaz stump]

a tiers are ez

[tender drift]

Ik

[amber solar]

just some advice for when ur searching!
always ask to not be carried, and make sure everyone in ur lobby is in ur vc

[topaz stump]

the later in the alphabet u get, the harder the level

usually

(r4c3 begs to differ)

[scenic ginkgo]

Rundown 8 fucks this rule

[steep stone]

God, just wait till they add a Z tier

[topaz stump]

rundown 8 fucks everything

[tender drift]

Ye I know that because I watched Astralspiff before I started playing

[amber solar]

teehee

[tender drift]

Yup

[amber solar]

same

[topaz stump]

based sporg viewer

[tender drift]

Always

[scenic ginkgo]

Plink

[tender drift]

Plink

[topaz stump]

pLINK

[amber solar]

now the entire server knowing like every spoiler of gtfo cause of em ksks but it's ok cause just draws attention to the game

:3

[topaz stump]

the lore of this game is interesting but imo the gameplay and atmosphere is where it really shines

and that can't be spoiled as much by sploff

although his machinegun propaganda is questinable

[amber solar]

i meant so more enemies than the story but yeah ksks

[topaz stump]

oh

yeah thats fair

[scenic ginkgo]

spear*

[topaz stump]

that too

but more so the machiengun

[amber solar]

me when they already changed to hammer

teehee

[topaz stump]

bro when they rolled into r8b4 secondary with three machineguns and a revolver

[amber solar]

lmao

[topaz stump]

oh you sweet summer child

[tender drift]

What's the best melee then? I only use spear and sometimes sledgehammer

[topaz stump]

sledge

[scenic ginkgo]

overall hammer

[topaz stump]

not much competition honestly

bat and knife are also quite good

if you know how to use htemn

[scenic ginkgo]

spear is in the game

[tender drift]

Colton the knife runner lol

[amber solar]

spear is good learning wheels but once u know how to stealth well and kill scouts u can change it up :3

i ran a lot of knife it was fun fun

i'm just bad with it

[topaz stump]

i mean honestly having like one knife on the team if you have three other heavy melees is fine

kinda nice for them to shred rooms of smalls

less brainpower expended

[scenic ginkgo]

spear will just fuck you in a lot of situations

as i say

[topaz stump]

i feel like im playing in molasses when i run it

[tender drift]

Ik

[scenic ginkgo]

the extra range isnt worth the slow movement

[tender drift]

Ima go speedrun r1a1 with bots I want to know how fast I can do it

[topaz stump]

godspeed

[tender drift]

What's wr

[topaz stump]

and lower base damage

[scenic ginkgo]

world record incoming

get your balls ready

[topaz stump]

cannot tell you how many times i full charge spear a biter in the chest and he doesnt die and im like oh shit right i have spear

[tender drift]

._.

2 min 28 WTF

how

[topaz stump]

right

sorry automod i forgor

if you bring the c*m launcher the class 4 will be cake

[scenic ginkgo]

if you play fast you can make this game incredibly short

lol

[topaz stump]

you should watch some speedruns of this game

[scenic ginkgo]

watch frosty

:3

[tender drift]

B1 in 3 min 41 what is this

[amber solar]

speedruns include not taking any time to stealth

so it's like 10/10 shooting basically only

and tool positioning

[scenic ginkgo]

oh yeah i recommend learning how to fast stealth

[tender drift]

I would think that's the case

[scenic ginkgo]

this game will be more fun

[amber solar]

[and in b1 you like separate the team]

[topaz stump]

walkstealthing my beloved ❤️

[amber solar]

one in each side

[tender drift]

Is 1 hour 44 min for r1d1 normal time or sloooooooow

[scenic ginkgo]

for a newbie is alright

but you could do it in like

30 mins

[amber solar]

i mean that's pretty extreme ngl

[tender drift]

Without going to any side room to get supplies ye

[topaz stump]

i could probably solo with bots in like 15 min

[amber solar]

30 mins even speed-walking it's short

[topaz stump]

without really sweating

[topaz stump]

nah even with that

[amber solar]

my first attempt like knowin how to stealth took about an hour without any resource side

[topaz stump]

if you have people who know how to walkstealth and how to deal with scouts and rngesus doesnt fuck u over then you can clear rooms pretty efficiently

[tender drift]

Am I talking to peaple here with like 1000 hours and more or something

[scenic ginkgo]

40 mins for me

[topaz stump]

teehee

[scenic ginkgo]

i fucked up twice

[amber solar]

pablo gets carried

[topaz stump]

650 hours whats yalls

[amber solar]

uh i got like 1k

:3

[tender drift]

48 lol

[topaz stump]

dont worry

[amber solar]

ur gettin there it's ok

[topaz stump]

the gtfo brain damage will set in

just give it time

[amber solar]

:D

[scenic ginkgo]

it was duo

with someone that didnt ran that level before

[topaz stump]

wow ur so bad

[scenic ginkgo]

(with bots)

[amber solar]

carried duo omg

[tender drift]

The chip still needs to activate for me

[topaz stump]

give it time.

you'll get there

wait till you see zits for the first time

[amber solar]

teehee

[topaz stump]

they damaged my brain thats for sure

[tender drift]

Zits?

[topaz stump]

i will not spoil anything

[tender drift]

I don't want to know either way

[topaz stump]

neither did i

and i learned nonetheless.

[amber solar]

sweet sweet pain and misery :3

[topaz stump]

zits are so great best addition to the game fr

ive had my parents come and tell me i need to be quieter because i was swearing at the zits too loudly

[amber solar]

i think it's the only enemy who actively has scared me in this game

i could get tense n stuff but they are the ones who made me jump in my seat

[topaz stump]

they are the enemy that can still consistenyl jumpscare me

they just have such a knack for doing their thing at the most tense of moments

jump in my seat

like trying to sneak past a bunch of bigs and then REE

[steep stone]

Like 115

Currently on R4C1 (did B3 with bots last night)

[amber solar]

b3 zzzz

c1 isn't much better but at least has a funny funny surprise

[tender drift]

Bro is with 2 times my game time 2.5 rundowns further

[polar elm]

Sex

[amber solar]

i took like 20 hours to get three levels in kdmskd

don't feel bad

[steep stone]

Debating pubbing it, worst part of going back to old rundowns for friends is no new drip

[amber solar]

i mean yeah at least ur gonna need one person

otherwise it's gonna be both a lil boring and also way harder to the end

[ebon steppe]

bread

[steep stone]

B3 with bots was incredibly boring I'm ngl

[amber solar]

it is in general

[amber solar]

pan :3

[ebon steppe]

:3

[topaz stump]

b3 is one of the most forgettable levels of r4

i barely remember it

isnt it like s scan intro

[digital junco]

I like B3

And yes

[scenic ginkgo]

what is B3?

[languid beacon]

uplinks, cryos/cargos, S1 scans and term command with mothers

[digital junco]

uplinks/termi/cryi

[scenic ginkgo]

yeah i dont remember it too

[digital junco]

Lots of mothers

[scenic ginkgo]

mommies?

👉 👈

also Dak im playing occlusion again

[digital junco]

shikanokositthefuckdown

[scenic ginkgo]

from 0

[digital junco]

epico

I’ve been rotting my brain with the deer anime

I love it

[scenic ginkgo]

in what level will i start to need people to play?

[digital junco]

uhhhh possibly B2, but ur a pro so maybe D3

[scenic ginkgo]

D3.....

[digital junco]

yes

[languid beacon]

deer anime?

[digital junco]

Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan

[scenic ginkgo]

the deer brain rot

[digital junco]

My Deer Friend Nokotan

It’s so fucking good

You can watch all 3 eps on youtube rn