general

[torpid viper]

well

[languid beacon]

like I'll wash what i used for breakfast and lunch at the same time

[torpid viper]

currently i have none

:3

[tiny trout]

unwashed dishes are part of gaming setup

[languid beacon]

if i use a glass at night it'll get washed the next lunch time

[undone birch]

It's way easier to clean "fresh" plates

[torpid viper]

things dry

thanks

[tiny trout]

sometimes i wash immediately if i what was eaten is fucked

sometimes i dont and it takes a few rounds of rubbing later

but nothing hot water cant fix

[undone birch]

You Mom gave me a few rounds of rubbing

[torpid viper]

you mom

[undone birch]

If you catch my drift

[torpid viper]

<3

[undone birch]

If you see what i mean

If you follow my lead

[torpid viper]

i could see you~

[undone birch]

No you couldn't

Child

[torpid viper]

true

[undone birch]

Smh how many people will I need to turn down today

[amber solar]

ifo the baby

[torpid viper]

youre all old as fuck

wrinkly ass

[undone birch]

Not living with my parents tho

Advantage of being old: parents get old too

I am cringe and old

But I am free~

[torpid viper]

no

[languid beacon]

happy to be living away from home, i still need to tell my parents about the whole being queer thing and I know they'll be accepting

i just haven't done it

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[torpid viper]

real

[tiny trout]

its actually kinda weird

folks sent their photos and i was like wtf mate u sent me your photos just recently and u look so old now

[torpid viper]

my parents are already old

[tiny trout]

how the fuck time flying so fast

[undone birch]

I know of the "I'm a pussy" closet
The "I'll take money from my parents closet"
But the "I'm lazy" closet is a new one

Idk

[torpid viper]

:C

[undone birch]

Only 1 parent to go

[languid beacon]

I mean it's not like i text or call them all the time, or go over and visit them

im living in my own little land pretty much

[undone birch]

Damn, they bad parents?

[languid beacon]

maybe i'll go back towards home to visit a trans friend of mine and tell my parents then

[torpid viper]

ill put your parent in a closet

[languid beacon]

nah they're not bad by any means, more so that I'm very reserved/timid as a person and keep to my own thing

[undone birch]

My parent is already in a wooden box

Ez

[languid beacon]

think i'd prefer a vase

[torpid viper]

the other one

idiot

[languid beacon]

or urn

[torpid viper]

do not put remains in a vase

please

[torpid viper]

gl

<3

[undone birch]

Imma donate to science

Already organ donor

Idk how the usa/bongland work

But in France, unless explicitly stated otherwise

[tiny trout]

bongland

[languid beacon]

I think i'd need to register as a donor first?

[undone birch]

You're presumed to be an organ donor

[tiny trout]

put remains in a bong

[torpid viper]

hm

[undone birch]

It's very funny I realise I slowly stopped talking to one of my best friends

After finding out they would not donate organs

And I never made the relation

[languid beacon]

huh

[torpid viper]

ah

[undone birch]

Idk it's like

A turn off ig

[torpid viper]

you can actually apply when taking the drivers test

[languid beacon]

not like you need your organs at that point

might as well donate

[torpid viper]

in the us

[undone birch]

Like why do you care about your organs when you could save multiple lives

[tiny trout]

why would i do that

[languid beacon]

this is why i am becoming a pharmacist

[undone birch]

Idk goodness of your own heart

[torpid viper]

pharmacy

:3

[languid beacon]

so i can kill people

[tiny trout]

what

[torpid viper]

YO

[tiny trout]

oh heart

[torpid viper]

LETS GO

[tiny trout]

nah im heartless bastard

[languid beacon]

not actually, but sooner or later I'm sure i'll make a mistake that results in someone's death

[tiny trout]

i dont care

[languid beacon]

hazard of the job

[undone birch]

It's like people who refuse to donate blood but will accept to receive transfusions

[visual dock]

<@&408548765599793173> can we get someone to remove @untold elm in Team#727

[torpid viper]

possible

get malpractice insurance

[languid beacon]

ask via DM to @eternal saffron

[undone birch]

R7 breaker?

[visual dock]

ty

[torpid viper]

5-9 business day reply

[undone birch]

Hope they die a painful death

[torpid viper]

DAMN

[tiny trout]

another sleepy name

[torpid viper]

should have been me

[undone birch]

No

Hope you die quick

DLTDTLDYLD what an awful thing to say

[languid beacon]

painful can still be quick though

[torpid viper]

not exclusive

[undone birch]

Like neck snapped by weeping angel?

[torpid viper]

its confirmed

[undone birch]

More painful than anticipated, but quick

[torpid viper]

monique wants my neck to be snapped

[tiny trout]

i see

[undone birch]

I want my choker snapped

[torpid viper]

you just want to be choked

shut up

[undone birch]

Ye

[pseudo scaffold]

[undone birch]

Right now I keep getting sick because tonsils

So I had to stop donating blood

Will resume after surgeries in sept

[tiny trout]

i dont think id mind donating blood

[undone birch]

I have like 31 donations thus far

[torpid viper]

:D

[undone birch]

And not like usa where "blood donations" are paid

You can't get paid for that here

[torpid viper]

wait

theyre paid???

[tiny trout]

u were not under the assumtption that they are?

ive never heard of free blood donations

[languid beacon]

i haven't donated blood before, i feel like i want to sort my shit out before I'd do anything

god knows how long that'd take though, given the NHS sucking (esp if you're trans)

[torpid viper]

:C

[amber solar]

i donated blood to get someone else accepted into a hospital as payment

i got a free sandwich :]

it was pogs

[torpid viper]

i

thats

kinda

[bleak lintel]

All I get for that in France is a couple biscuits and my blood pressure dropping to 7

[ebon steppe]

hihihi

[torpid viper]

heyyy

[amber solar]

it's so kinda

[languid beacon]

7 seems a bit low for blood pressure

[amber solar]

ikr

also hi bun :3

[torpid viper]

:C

[bleak lintel]

I simply blacked out :D

[undone birch]

Rip

During covid the bags they gave was soooooo good

[languid beacon]

wonder why

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[undone birch]

Since you couldn't stay there to eat they just gave you tons of stuff

[tiny trout]

why did i read payment as gayment

brain rot

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjs

[undone birch]

What the fuck?

[ebon steppe]

wait slends

[amber solar]

what

[torpid viper]

ikr

[bleak lintel]

Oh, I didn't know about that. Maybe it would have been a good time to try again donating

[languid beacon]

blood bribery

[ebon steppe]

u mean , they needed blood payment to give blood to ur relative ????

[amber solar]

what?

[torpid viper]

would they not have been accepted without the blood donation?

:/

[bleak lintel]

Last time I went with colleagues, I passed out on them and kind of never tried again since :(

[amber solar]

no my relative was pregnant and so my brother n i had to donate blood or pay hella lot

[undone birch]

Tbf it's weird your pressure dropped that much damn

[amber solar]

so we donated

[ebon steppe]

what

[torpid viper]

ew wtf

[ebon steppe]

i never heard of that

[undone birch]

What the fuck

That's extortion?

[ebon steppe]

what kind of hospital was that

[tiny trout]

at least u passed out

[torpid viper]

^

[amber solar]

uhhh idk i didn't asked i just did LDMSKD

[ebon steppe]

JSJSJSJSJSJSJS

[amber solar]

"u need to donate blood-" SURE

LETS GO

WEEE

[bleak lintel]

That whole "donate blood for admission" sounds indeed super fishy

[ebon steppe]

wait , they told u the big story that its that or pay big time ?

[torpid viper]

:/

[bleak lintel]

Unless maybe the relative needs a rare bloodtype and you happen to be here

[ebon steppe]

cuz iirc they have something like

" if your relative need bloods , you need to make someone donate blood"

[languid beacon]

it sounds like an admission cost more than the relative needing blood

[amber solar]

no it was not for blood cause me my mom and my brother donated, but they also accepted cousins n stuff

[languid beacon]

gotta make money where you can i guess?

[ebon steppe]

nah mexico "blood donations" are weird

[amber solar]

i dont the the type mattered

also it was a group donation

[ebon steppe]

mmmmh still might be

[amber solar]

like there were many other people with us

idk if that's how it is normally

may be

[languid beacon]

sounds a bit weird, probably some thing around harvesting blood to sell

[amber solar]

but tbh i find weird they needed blood for a pregnancy, and blood of 3 people

3 different people

[ebon steppe]

cuz its something like

donate blood , no matter ur type , but u need to donate the exact and more blood than we giving ur relative

thats in the imss

[torpid viper]

ah

hm

[undone birch]

That's absolutely moronic

[ebon steppe]

its cuz they give the blood ur family need , and ur blood its just stored

[tiny trout]

once donated a lot of blood to the soil

[ebon steppe]

but only happens in public hospitals

[tiny trout]

but didnt pass out

human body is super heavy holy shit

[ebon steppe]

as far as ive donated blood

[amber solar]

i don't think it was the imms, it was called something like hospital of the woman and children
but i think it was public

i'm not sure tho cause

my relative didn't need blood

[ebon steppe]

weird

[torpid viper]

hm

thats

[amber solar]

well i got a boing tho with my sandwich :]

i would do it again

[torpid viper]

real

:3

[ebon steppe]

might ask a family member who works on a hospital of the woman to check how the blood donation works

WOAAAA BOING

dang

[amber solar]

yes >:3

[torpid viper]

hospital of the women

[amber solar]

also dusty having connections everywhere

[ebon steppe]

last time i donated they gave such an amazing juice

[amber solar]

ohh :O

[ebon steppe]

nuh uh

[languid beacon]

still thinking about my dream where nonbinary people were called "half women"

[amber solar]

AKSMDKDMDK

[ebon steppe]

i dont know the type of juice

but damn , i would donate twice in the same day for it

[torpid viper]

:/

[undone birch]

Was all me~

[undone birch]

🙏

[amber solar]

idk what they do but the food on there it's very good

like my free torta was stunning

[ebon steppe]

owo ! , id donate 3 times blood in the same day

[amber solar]

like one of the best ever KSMDKM

[ebon steppe]

ill say depends the hospital

[tiny trout]

ice cream in the hospital i was admitted to was fucking banger

[ebon steppe]

DAMN

amazing

[amber solar]

ICE CREAM?

[tiny trout]

better than in the supermarkets

[amber solar]

damnnn

nice

[ebon steppe]

see

told u slends

[amber solar]

:^

[ebon steppe]

it depends hospital

[torpid viper]

hospitalizing myself now

[languid beacon]

last few times i've been in a hospital it was to see how the pharmacist/pharmacy worked

[amber solar]

maybe maybe

[languid beacon]

last time i was admitted to hospital was 2020

[ebon steppe]

oh noooo pharmacy

[tiny trout]

nah i went there to have surgery

[ebon steppe]

poor people in the big line for pharmacy :(

[tiny trout]

and then i went there 2nd time to have same surgery again

[torpid viper]

i dont remember the last time i was in a hospital tbh

[ebon steppe]

still hoping the imas fixes that

[tiny trout]

ice cream so good yes yes yes

[amber solar]

i haven't been on a hospital sinceeee... 2022? maybe, and it was for a checkin
but cause of a thing i had to get fixed, since like 2016

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjsjs breaking something just to get more icecream

[undone birch]

Last time I was admitted to hospital was... Idk, 2021 psychiatric hold

Ez

[torpid viper]

i

[ebon steppe]

owo

[torpid viper]

:C

[tiny trout]

i dont remember what it was

either 2021 or 20

[ebon steppe]

my uni doctor still thinks i went to the psychiatric

[undone birch]

U malding I am so cool

[torpid viper]

i would not mald over that

<3

[tiny trout]

for real? or memeing

[languid beacon]

i don't think people tend to joke about that sort of stuff

[undone birch]

No I got like 3 in my life

[ebon steppe]

ono

[undone birch]

I am just that cool

[torpid viper]

:C

oh right

[tiny trout]

ud be surprised

[ebon steppe]

they wanted you for themselves

[undone birch]

Owi

Dusty gets it

[torpid viper]

the last time i went to the hospital my grandma had a stroke and died

[ebon steppe]

<3

[undone birch]

XHLDLYFITDTISRJW

WOW

[torpid viper]

:p

[languid beacon]

one day i'm going to end up stealing spiro or oestrogen or something idek

[undone birch]

Why

Just get prescription ez

[languid beacon]

hot girl drugs

[torpid viper]

is this real

[undone birch]

Black market E makes you hotter

Ez

[ebon steppe]

owo

[languid beacon]

how am i supposed to get a prescription for spiro when it's mainly only prescribed for oedema or hypertension and the gender stuff is in a walled garden

[amber solar]

i just steal the hospital chairs

c:

[torpid viper]

sad hospital chair

[undone birch]

Then get black market ez

[languid beacon]

i'd be too scared to take any drugs i buy online

[tiny trout]

i dont like morphine

[undone birch]

Skill issue

[torpid viper]

[ebon steppe]

me

[amber solar]

make ur own drugs

like how dusty makes their own bread

[languid beacon]

but if i got the option too i wouldn't mind doing a research project where i go to the pill lab in the uni and analyse stuff from the black market

to assess the quality and safety of it

for you know, safety reasons

[tiny trout]

right right

of course

[undone birch]

Sounds like a lot of hoops to avoid starting now

[ebon steppe]

missing samples means more samples to ask for

[torpid viper]

real

[languid beacon]

nah, jokes aside I'm alright for now and still don't know what goal i'd be going for with any pharmacological or surgical treatment, so i vibe, drugless

[torpid viper]

hmmmmm

[torpid viper]

real

[amber solar]

i like drugless vibes

[tiny trout]

honestly yea drugless is good

[amber solar]

specially if the less means highn't

[torpid viper]

of my 33k messages

900 of them are real

[languid beacon]

32.1k fake messages, damn

[torpid viper]

🙏

[undone birch]

Bruh

[amber solar]

of my 7 messages maybe 4 were about eating spoons

[ebon steppe]

owo

[torpid viper]

high

[amber solar]

i don't like talking to drunk/high people :]

it makes me nervous

[torpid viper]

real

:3

[undone birch]

Your English lexing and parsing skills seem subpar if you didn't get the "drug" refered to hrt

[tiny trout]

high people depending usually cant even fucking talk

so

[torpid viper]

as they are always

<3

if i could read

[amber solar]

my english is bad

[languid beacon]

i have a combined total of 23,050 messages on both my accounts (this is the 23051st)

[ebon steppe]

welcome

[torpid viper]

whatever did happen to your alt

[tiny trout]

how is hrt a drug

[torpid viper]

:3

[torpid viper]

:/

what

[undone birch]

Bruh

[languid beacon]

opioids are so silly, they get you high AND constipated at the same time

[torpid viper]

LMAO WH

[amber solar]

hrt isn't a drug is a necessity

mdmsmdks

[undone birch]

Are you not an English speaker too?

[torpid viper]

?

[ebon steppe]

anything inside ur body is a drug, food , drinks , drugs , bread

[torpid viper]

do you know what a drug is

[amber solar]

jokings

[tiny trout]

not originally

no

[torpid viper]

me when i

[undone birch]

Medicine is drugs

[amber solar]

what if i inhale is oxigen a drug

[torpid viper]

^

[languid beacon]

opioids slow down your bowel movements so they make you constipated

[tiny trout]

yaaa yaaa

[ebon steppe]

yes

slends

[torpid viper]

real

[undone birch]

Drugs are not just recreationnal ones

[amber solar]

:O

[torpid viper]

are you sure

[ebon steppe]

ur welcome

[tiny trout]

its real af

[languid beacon]

progesterone also slows down your bowel movements, which is why pregnant women get constipated

[tiny trout]

can confirm

[undone birch]

I take hrt recreationnally

[torpid viper]

id recreationally take antibiotics

[languid beacon]

i'd take hrt to feel good

[torpid viper]

<3

[undone birch]

Why don't you ez

[ebon steppe]

what if we all together create a food and call it drug just for the funs

[torpid viper]

i dont have more

</3

[tiny trout]

ice cream so good yes yes yes

[torpid viper]

opiod cocktail when

[ebon steppe]

im gonna exterminate both your bloodlines , thanks

[tiny trout]

pretzels as well

[torpid viper]

kill me

[undone birch]

I'm going to keep my bloodline going

[torpid viper]

do it

i dare you

[languid beacon]

no need to use it anymore, at first it was to play pubs with no strings attached so that's what i was doing for months, but when i renamed my socials and got this account to be called androgynygoat instead there was no reason to continue using it

[undone birch]

By shagging as many people as possible

[ebon steppe]

for now

[torpid viper]

real

:3

[tiny trout]

who will give birth

[undone birch]

You

[torpid viper]

^

[tiny trout]

aw cmon

[ebon steppe]

unpretzel my pretzel

[torpid viper]

im going to detoast your toast

just watch me

[tiny trout]

i told you im not gonna do it again

[amber solar]

unsuck my-

[torpid viper]

im going to uncrime your war

[ebon steppe]

i was sbout to say something , but algorithm will kick me

[languid beacon]

top shagger

[torpid viper]

[undone birch]

Am i bri'ish now

[languid beacon]

you said shag

another NB ace person I know said they hate the word shag because it's "such a horrible word for a lovely act" or something

[tiny trout]

idk i can see in your username you are eu for real

[torpid viper]

british and french

[amber solar]

readin eu just makes me think eurasia

[languid beacon]

just like Calais?

[torpid viper]

NOOOOO

[brave mantle]

Lovely act lmao

[torpid viper]

i

real

[undone birch]

Idk it sounds rough to me

I like it

[torpid viper]

ofc you would

[brave mantle]

Sex?

[languid beacon]

ok looking at the entire discussion is hilarious

"thats the worst way to refer to a lovely act" was exactly what was said

[undone birch]

No like the word shag

It sounds rough

[languid beacon]

nooooooo it was the night before my final exam too and my flatmate had people in the kitchen until 3am

[neat solstice]

shags ur wife

[languid beacon]

god that was so awful

[brave mantle]

Oh no

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[torpid viper]

kill them

[undone birch]

BO

NO

MY WIFE

[torpid viper]

bo

[undone birch]

UNSHAG HER THIS INSTANT

[torpid viper]

nuhuh

[tiny trout]

ok

[odd ledge]

anyone down to join my group? we r 3 ppl but we only use ingame vc

[neat solstice]

no

[odd ledge]

need one more 🥲

[tiny trout]

what level?

[brave mantle]

No

[languid beacon]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[torpid viper]

ew

[languid beacon]

#how-to-matchmake id:browse

[torpid viper]

put up an lfg lmao

[odd ledge]

oh my bad!

[tiny trout]

all yours mate

[brave mantle]

All good homie

[torpid viper]

** **.t lfg bombing goes hard

[languid beacon]

.t bucket

[eternal saffron]

||This is my bucket. There are many like it, but this one is mine.||
||My bucket is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.||
||My bucket, without me, is useless. Without my bucket, I am useless. I must use my bucket true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …||
||My bucket and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….||
||My bucket is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my bucket clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….||
||Before God, I swear this creed. My bucket and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.||
||So be it, until victory and there is no enemy, but peace!!||

||https://i.imgur.com/LX0YKiG.png||

[tiny trout]

anyway

[torpid viper]

NOOOOO

[tiny trout]

time to play darktide

[shrewd mango]

Not this again

[torpid viper]

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

[shrewd mango]

Why is the bucket here again

[torpid viper]

ITS NOT RIGHT

[digital junco]

This

[languid beacon]

i needed to .t command bomb IFO

[digital junco]

Is a bucket

[torpid viper]

:C

youre mean

[amber solar]

dear goddd

[digital junco]

there’s more

[torpid viper]

what did i do to you

smh

[languid beacon]

not as good as the stanley parable adventure bucket

[amber solar]

noo

[torpid viper]

ok nvmd youre cool

[undone birch]

So's my mom

[languid beacon]

I'm sure she is a very lovely lady

[calm kelp]

So

[amber solar]

yes

[torpid viper]

real

[undone birch]

She very cool

[calm kelp]

if someone on this server started sending suspicious messages that seemed like a scam, where would you send the screenshots?

[languid beacon]

DM to @eternal saffron

[amber solar]

@eternal saffron

[torpid viper]

[amber solar]

dm them with all the details

[calm kelp]

Roger, thank you team

[undone birch]

Stable 15C/60F, easy

[torpid viper]

DAMN

[languid beacon]

goddamn

[undone birch]

AHAHAHAH

[torpid viper]

i wish i was-

[undone birch]

AND YOU FUCKS THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO BE WHOLESOME

[torpid viper]

:3

[languid beacon]

that's about 20 degrees below lethal

[torpid viper]

youre never wholesome

[torpid viper]

yes

it is

[undone birch]

I can definitely understand why you're doing pharmacy now

[torpid viper]

to kill people?

[undone birch]

I was being snarky about explaining my joke

[torpid viper]

no

not allowed

[languid beacon]

heh

[torpid viper]

:3

[undone birch]

No

[torpid viper]

:3

[undone birch]

Self hatred not allowed in this zone

[torpid viper]

uhm

but im still here

checkmate athiest

[languid beacon]

it says pretty clearly on the drug box do not exceed 25C, idk why they're letting someone so hot handle all the drugs

[torpid viper]

DAMN

[undone birch]

GOOD ONE

[undone birch]

Nah fr don't do that to people

[torpid viper]

mk

[undone birch]

The employment grind of f5'ing your mails

Mmmmm I don't wanna turn to linkedin buuuut

[torpid viper]

gl

[undone birch]

I don't know if I have the strength to ctrl + alt + Win + L

[languid beacon]

you go girlboss, go get those emails

[torpid viper]

:D

[undone birch]

Today, I am a boy who is also a girlboss

Ez

[torpid viper]

real

[undone birch]

Nah fr the linkedin grind is easier but

Kinkedin

I

It was a typo

But it's so good

I'll leave it

[bleak lintel]

Kinkedin might have a future

[torpid viper]

[undone birch]

IKR

You go there to recruit subs

Or apply for top

[bleak lintel]

"Recruit people who share your kinks"

[smoky storm]

wtf

[languid beacon]

oh my god

[smoky storm]

weird ahh website

[undone birch]

IT'S SO GOOD THO?

[torpid viper]

im going to myself

wtf

[languid beacon]

IT IS

might get a cease and desist and/or lawsuit over the name though

[undone birch]

But yeah the people of linkedin are another breed

You think they're AIs but no

They're just lobotomized

[torpid viper]

linkedin keeps trying to get me to apply for jobs since i made an account

its

annoying

[undone birch]

I mean

That's what linkedin is for

[torpid viper]

ok but do they have to email me a trillion fucking times?

[undone birch]

Yeah it's spammy af

[torpid viper]

see

[smoky storm]

imagine a website telling you to get a life and touch grass 💀

[torpid viper]

what

[smoky storm]

what

[torpid viper]

mf i cannot legally work without a permit

[undone birch]

Have you ever been to linkedin?

[torpid viper]

also

yea

[smoky storm]

no lmao

[undone birch]

Most disconnected from reality people I've ever seen

[torpid viper]

^

[undone birch]

And i've been in some dark discord servers

[torpid viper]

[undone birch]

Scou

[torpid viper]

.

actually losing it

lost the plot

its over

[undone birch]

:3

[torpid viper]

:3

lyt

[tiny trout]

infinite darktide loading screen letsgo

[torpid viper]

L

[tiny trout]

l for loading screen yes

[torpid viper]

🙏

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiii

[pseudo scaffold]

Press F to illuminate the darkness

[undone birch]

F

[languid beacon]

i read illuminate as humiliate

[polar elm]

Press v to throw flare

[runic path]

my urge to open fire on the bots grow day by day

those thieves straigt up stole my ammo pack and used it entirely when everyone was nearly full on ammo

because their ai just won't pickup tool refill because they had meds

[languid beacon]

staying near a box should deter bots from picking something up from said box

[runic path]

what's the point of having like 9 med kits when we got 0% turret ammo

[languid beacon]

but yea, the thresholds for bots using resources could do with tweaking

[polar elm]

Except the prompt system is doodoo

[runic path]

they all had meds

i want them to pick what i ping not stick with meds

[languid beacon]

yep, unfortunately that is what is what happens

[polar elm]

Is there a mod to fix it

[undone birch]

FFFFFFFFFF

[languid beacon]

uh there's bots that do change bot functionality but i can't remember if there's anything via resource packs

[undone birch]

Stupid darkness

[languid beacon]

oh thank god, for a second i thought you were really wanting to humiliate me

[undone birch]

:)

[languid beacon]

(save that for behind closed doors)

[undone birch]

jokes on you

I know lockpicking

[languid beacon]

so? you can unlock doors from the inside anyhow

[undone birch]

:)

[runic path]

these bots exsaust the resource so fast goddamn

[languid beacon]

bots should be pretty ammo efficient actually

especially if you give them weapons they appreciate

[runic path]

it's rng at best

sometimes accurate as hell

otherwise, might just wiff entire mag on air

[languid beacon]

not all that different from players then?

[runic path]

players atleast hold shot when not connecting

or have trigger diciplin

i just saw them magdump and somehow alert 2 giants when we can easily solo them

[languid beacon]

bots cannot alert enemies :)

if 2 giants alerted at the same time some grand distance apart it's more likely that a different enemy screamed

[torpid viper]

Lie

Bots don't pull things

[runic path]

i swear to biotracker they open fired and it was AFTER the enemy alerted

they weren't even glowing

R1C2 decode finished with bots

[runic path]

played it with arsenality

[languid beacon]

that's the next mission i'm probably going to solo

[weak owl]

10c, add mechs to GTFO…

[torpid viper]

:D

[torpid viper]

Ew mods

[amber solar]

well yes they fire when the room is woken up but they do not wake it themselves

it's all about having the right weapons for them

with machineguns/burst rifle, they save ammo quite a lot better than players

and can resist without ammo packs a lot more time if u do ur defenses right

[torpid viper]

^

Better than pubs

[amber solar]

depends on the player

[forest peak]

@real grove

[torpid viper]

Hm

[polar elm]

This might be titanfall 2

[torpid viper]

10c, add balance to GTFO...

[pseudo scaffold]

Lethal company*

[polar elm]

Fortnite

[pseudo scaffold]

They didn't say we pilot the mechs

[ebon steppe]

good collab

[maiden summit]

fish

[brazen river]

Hey, people! Just a concern here: I'm not being able to get the "Biotracker" achievement. I've seen that, running R2B1 is a great choice, and I'm marking, together with one of the bots, every single enemy... or, at least, that's what I think, cos this is not working. Am I missing something? Thanks a lot in advance!

[languid beacon]

you are doing the entire mission right? including optional resource room

and making sure that every enemy, even sleeping ones are pinged before you kill them (wake them up first)

[brazen river]

The one with the Scout? Yup

Exactly!

[languid beacon]

you're pinging and killing the giants at the end?

[brazen river]

I wait for them to come, yeah. They are 6

If there isn't anything else, then the problem is I'm just missing at least one damn bug always? Dx

[languid beacon]

sounds like it, it is maybe possible that a bot is killing an enemy before it gets pinged

[brazen river]

I made sure to wake them up with the bots far away of them...

My concern was that, maybe, I was doing something wrong... I even though the bot pings does not count... but saw a video where the achievement is unlocked using them, so I don't know...

[torpid viper]

i would just

not do it with bots

lmao

[brazen river]

One question, a pretty silly one, I guess, but: if the bug is pinged, that's it, right? I mean: if you kill it when the ping on it expired, doesn't matter?

[torpid viper]

yea

as long as its been pinged before

[torpid viper]

get a team

ask @keen stump

[brazen river]

Yeah, sure: now I was trying it with a friend, but have more xD

[languid beacon]

I still need that achievement

[torpid viper]

f

one of the most boring achievements

excluding logs

thats a bitch

[brazen river]

I hate it cos it's too hard to "control", so to speak...

I even preferred the "Controlled Response" one xD

[torpid viper]

controlled response is fine

[weak owl]

[hollow patrol]

is their a lv where you can quickly get to shadow scouts to practice?

[torpid viper]

r8a2

wait

is that quick

[small copper]

Does anyone wanna play R2B4 together c:

[wooden oyster]

man

I don't wanna do this too you

but

[wooden oyster]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[torpid viper]

NOOOO

you will be tried for your crimes

[scenic ginkgo]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[torpid viper]

</3

thought you loved me

[scenic ginkgo]

I do

But

I love .t lfg more

[wooden oyster]

I accept my death

for a crime most unthinkable

[gleaming harbor]

Is there anyone who can do r1 and c1 together?

[scenic ginkgo]

r1 and c1?

you mean r1c1

[gleaming harbor]

Rundown 1 c1

[scenic ginkgo]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[gleaming harbor]

It's too difficult to do with 3 bots.

[scenic ginkgo]

yeah

[gleaming harbor]

Can you help me?

[scenic ginkgo]

not right now

use the LFG chats to find people

i cant play right now since its late for me

[gleaming harbor]

ah

thank you

[scenic ginkgo]

i can give you some tips for now

[gleaming harbor]

yea

[scenic ginkgo]

i recommend to hold on the bridge looking at the hole in the wall

2 burst sentries and 1 sniper sentry would be a good tool option

and if you are playing with bots give Biotracker to a bot

use weapons that can take care of multiple enemies quickly

machinegun is a good pick for newbies

[gleaming harbor]

😅😅

Thanks, I'll go try it now

[runic path]

exactly how i finished the stage + a bit of planning to minimise the possible direction waves can spawn from

[runic path]

no EWing more dakka, dakka always fun

[runic path]

what is 10c?

[scenic ginkgo]

[scenic ginkgo]

10 chambers

the company that made GTFO

[amber solar]

the gtfo devs

[runic path]

OH that

10 chambers

[tribal bone]

...

Really...?

[runic path]

wait when did they added mechs

[amber solar]

r1c2 is probably the level where spawning mechanics are the most important
alongside d1 maybe

also they did not add mechs

[scenic ginkgo]

they are a thing lorewise but not gameplaywise

lol

not really mechs

but normal robots

[runic path]

mfw no GTFOfall 2 gameplay

[tribal bone]

Unfortunately.

[amber solar]

there's drills u cannot use if u feel better bout it

like the ones in r2a1

[scenic ginkgo]

You can see them in some levels

I think Data Center ambients

[tribal bone]

Hmm...

[scenic ginkgo]

hey normal person

:3

[tribal bone]

More Like..."Normal" Person.

I Can Be Anyone or Anything.

[scenic ginkgo]

can you be my gf?

:)

jk

[runic path]

yeah, i first did the 2 class 3 alarms, then opened the one which had the key for the apex door (the big door with red circle, i think that's what it is called) then went for the apex door cuz by then only 2 possible directions were there for spawning, mined and foamed one, turreted the other side which already had door breached, finally opened the 3rd door, got all PD's and GTFO'd outta there

[tribal bone]

I-I...Ehmm...M-maybe...?

[scenic ginkgo]

maybe?

[amber solar]

yeah it's the apex door
funnily i don't think i had any run where i opened both III doors, cause i always just open all the others beforehand so by the time i'm in that huh i need one more or so

but hey this strat works pretty fine too

specially cause theee south door i think it is? the one to the left entering the hub doesn't spawn chargers

so it's quantifiable easier

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[runic path]

oh well, i didn't knew if i could skip any room, so i just went on collecting and collecting

there was one class 3 door which i didn't opened much before i think

[amber solar]

yeah every newie i see just kinda skips that class III

just cause there's a free door at the very east

[tribal bone]

Agh! Stop Asking Me Questions Like That!
(._.)

[runic path]

skipped it because it looked like it was in a weird spot to defend

[scenic ginkgo]

alrightt

[runic path]

also, i have reaslied one thing that is like for how linearly my skill with hammer increase, i see an exponential increase in my efficiency with spear for some reason when i decide to swap back to spear

[tribal bone]

J-just Don't...

[amber solar]

i mean probably just melee experience that benefits u with any melee in general, like movement or using back dmg more idk

i wouldnt but for d1 tbh u could go with any melee really

as long as it kills scouts

[runic path]

well hammer taught me how to be a bit agressive with melee and that translated back to spear making it feel a lot better because of it's long range

[scenic ginkgo]

spear is good

except if you need to deal with a wave with melee

[runic path]

spear is my favourite weapon, along with sledgehammer

[scenic ginkgo]

then its
painful

[amber solar]

yeah but the no running is just
really awkward for being aggressive, plus the lower base dmg just fucks u over a hella lot more unless u nail headshots every time

and even full charging u don't kill from the front

[runic path]

that's when i usually pull out a gun, big hords aren't meleeable for me, if it's like 4-5 enemies tho i might just melee them, spear does quite well somehow

[runic path]

fully charged to head from front kills tho

actually not even fully charnged it kills at half or 2/3rd charge from front, unless the janky hitbox makes me hit their back somehow but then again, i have sometimes killed chargers from front with spear and hammer so idk what goes one sometimes

[scenic ginkgo]

you cant kill a charger wit hammer from front

[amber solar]

nope

nor with spear

it's 17.5 for spear and 20 for hammer, chargers are 30 hp

[runic path]

how did it die, no idea, i hit from front, it was never shot, it sometimes did die from front hit, im as confused ngl

[amber solar]

uhhh if u killed it mid waking up animation you could've hit the back hitbox while it was doing it's animation

cause when enemies animate like that, their hitbox doesn't move until the animation ends

[runic path]

my reasoning is probably it somehow registered it at the back when i hit them in head, probably because they were bending their head down

[amber solar]

no cause back dmg depends on ur position with the enemy

not the actual back of the enemy

hitting the back from the front will provide no extra dmg

you gotta be behind it

[runic path]

HUH?!

[scenic ginkgo]

yeah

thats a thing

why? who knows

but thats how it works

[runic path]

i thought i had to aim for their back

[scenic ginkgo]

you have to be BEHIND their backs

[amber solar]

more like behind the enemy

or well

[runic path]

wait so if i run into an enemy with a charged hammer from front and hit him as i go behind him it will also count as back hit even if it technically contacted them from front?

[amber solar]

idk english

[amber solar]

if u hit an enemy from front counts as front

that's it

no matter where u hit

if u somehow hit their butt from the front it just gives normal dmg

[runic path]

no like what if im like literally on an enemy, right on top

[scenic ginkgo]

wherever you hit will be the damage

[amber solar]

then it just depends on the positioning

[scenic ginkgo]

you hit its front part it will be front

[runic path]

oh well

[amber solar]

you can run through enemies [or around them] to position urself behind them and hit them back for the extra dmg, but if u go inside of them directly it'll just be a gamble

[runic path]

solves a lot of confusion

[runic path]

yeah that's what i was talking

[scenic ginkgo]

if you are on an enemy at that point just shove them and get some distance

[runic path]

saw speedrunners and pro players run through enemies and hit them from behind

[amber solar]

yeah that will give the extra dmg cause ur actively running behind it

[runic path]

dunno how to describe it, like they charge their hammer and just walk through the enemy and swing down it hits them from back

[runic path]

works with guns too?

[amber solar]

i mean it sounds complicated but it is not as much
it's simply be behind the enemy, watch his back for the back dmg

yes works with guns too

that's why some guns can kill scouts only from the back of the head or why giants go down faster if u actively run to shoot behind them

[runic path]

makes a lot of sense seeing why bots mow down giants sometimes while others they act as bullet spong

also out of topic but it took 2 alerted scoutns for me to realise the hitbox of sledgehammer goes from top to down rather than at a point

[scenic ginkgo]

thats a canon event

dont worry

[runic path]

makes much more sense why people jump up when hitting giants and scounts with sledgehammers

also the fact that hammer normal attacks do not consume stamina (I think)

like i never saw increase in heart rate spamming normal attack

[ebon steppe]

hihihihihi

[scenic ginkgo]

it doesnt

only charged attacks

[runic path]

just asking but how good is spamming it's normal attack to deal with enemies upclose?

[scenic ginkgo]

bad idea unless they are already low on HP

[amber solar]

patpatpatpatpat

[tribal bone]

Hello.

[runic path]

spear took that so i assume hammer took too cuz it's more bulkier, but maybe the prisoners are built different

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiii cuties how u all :3

[runic path]

slayin' shooters, how bout you brotha

[amber solar]

or ur spamming occi hits

[runic path]

it only 1 hits shooters on occiput right?

saw strikers just walk it off

[scenic ginkgo]

no

light attacks no

[amber solar]

only hammer can oneshot shooters from occi with a light tap

[scenic ginkgo]

it can?

[amber solar]

and it leaves strikers at very low hp

[scenic ginkgo]

wtf

[amber solar]

yes? did u just now know?

[scenic ginkgo]

then i suck with hammer

[ebon steppe]

:3

[amber solar]

a shooters occi is like 10x and hammers 3 base dmg

so it's 30

[scenic ginkgo]

math

i do meth not math

[amber solar]

number

[scenic ginkgo]

slendi

[amber solar]

2+2= dusty

[scenic ginkgo]

go to sleep Dusty

is late

[runic path]

whasn't it 6x?

[amber solar]

that's the strikers isn't it

[scenic ginkgo]

scout has 6x

[amber solar]

yep it's the striker

and the scout

[runic path]

might have had outdated data from a video then

[amber solar]

i don't think their numbers even changed so

probs just misinfo

but idk

i cannot be sure either

[runic path]

oh well

[scenic ginkgo]

misinfo in GTFO? thats old news

[amber solar]

but well yes spamming occi hits with hammer/bat is nice cause it was a lot of base dmg

with knife and spear not so much

[scenic ginkgo]

why would you even spam light hits with knife

its so bad

[amber solar]

uh cause it looks cool

and also cause u need one light hit after full charging a shooter/charger to the back

that's where it actually comes in handy

[scenic ginkgo]

one after a full charge

thats not spamming

[amber solar]

yeah but still

it it does the thing

that's the only place i can think it does something

[runic path]

also, dunno if im allowed to ask about this so pardon me, but
i have seen people play together with friends on modded rundowns and all, is that possible, didn't MTFO just disabled multiplayer or did it just disabled the matchmaking?

[scenic ginkgo]

MTFO doesnt disables the multiplayer

modded rundowns only work if everyone has it installed

[runic path]

just matchmacking then, so i can play with my friends with the added dakka

[scenic ginkgo]

dakka?

[runic path]

more guns, firearm

[scenic ginkgo]

i think the host or everyone needs that mod to work

yeah its everyone

[runic path]

client side are with hosts, others are all i think

[scenic ginkgo]

anyways

dont play with modded guns in normal lobbies

[runic path]

well, i can't and i won't it's not fun if im the only one with more firearms, and then again, unfair advantage isn't something i want

all i do is get the added cosmetic drip and that's all

[tribal bone]

I Just Got PANS!

[torpid viper]

gun mods go crazy

[runic path]

honestly yeah, the got a freakin hel minigun in arsenality, tho im mainly just using a heavy rifle and carbine, i like high damage dmr type weapons with good enough ammo economy

[amber solar]

funnily enough i dont think theres a weapon in this game that has bad ammo numbers

maybe the heavy assault rifle but that's about it

[tribal bone]

I Was About To Say That.

[torpid viper]

:3

[amber solar]

all the others have great ammo for what they are or even extra ammo they shouldn't

like the hel gun

it doesn't deserve to be so high on max ammo

[torpid viper]

but the usage number slendi

all praise the glorious usage numbers

[amber solar]

how bout u usage these numbers

gottem

[scenic ginkgo]

I can't see them

Also wtf
Go to sleep slendi

Why are You awake

[amber solar]

i cannot sleep, i took a 3 hour nap cause i was having a headache

and now i am just here

[scenic ginkgo]

Eat your phone

[torpid viper]

ill use any numbers you give me~

also yea go sleep lmao

[ebon steppe]

slends !!!!

[amber solar]

i'll give u math homework

[amber solar]

bunnnn

[scenic ginkgo]

Dusty is also awake

[amber solar]

pat

[ebon steppe]

im always awake

[torpid viper]

what subject

[amber solar]

pablo why are u awake

[scenic ginkgo]

[torpid viper]

boop

[scenic ginkgo]

No

[torpid viper]

why am i awake

[amber solar]

idk math

[scenic ginkgo]

WHY are you awake

[ebon steppe]

as a loaf of bread i do not require sleep , but i expire in 5.5 minutes

[torpid viper]

uhm

its only

2 am

:3

[ebon steppe]

smh

[torpid viper]

do not expire

smh

[scenic ginkgo]

Dusty

Slendo

[torpid viper]

ive already slept

ok

[amber solar]

Pablo

[scenic ginkgo]

Lets sleep together

[torpid viper]

i dont want to hear it

[torpid viper]

ayo

[amber solar]

i sleep on a couch i cannot let any of u in

there's no space

[torpid viper]

boring

[scenic ginkgo]

I Will be your couch

[torpid viper]

AYO

[ebon steppe]

ono

what about a loaf of bread !

[torpid viper]

free bread

[scenic ginkgo]

I eat it

[torpid viper]

:3

[scenic ginkgo]

I Will eat Dusty

[torpid viper]

i eat you~

[ebon steppe]

:(

[scenic ginkgo]

Why

Anyways im going to slee

Sleep

[torpid viper]

gnight

[scenic ginkgo]

I need to wake up in 4 hours

[torpid viper]

sleep well

dont die

<3

[torpid viper]

bruh

[scenic ginkgo]

[runic path]

kinda true, but ngl some modded guns sound hella satisfying to fire

[weary tusk]

never knew this game was modded

or could be modded

[undone birch]

It's easily modded with the Thunderstore launcher:3

ModList probably being the first one you should install if you played modded. It's good etiquette as it lets other people with this mod see what mods you have

So they know you aren't cheating

[runic path]

ah thanks, ill install it

[brave mantle]

And make sure not to cheat in pubs 😁

[dense magnet]

Wait you mean I cant go around pubs playing with my 10 magazine scattergun