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#general
ebon steppe
topaz stump
cyka blyat
topaz stump
son las lenguas que hablamos
undone birch
As we say in French
topaz stump
no podemos cambiarlo
undone birch
"Tape dans le fond, j'suis pas ta mère" or, "Hit the bottom, I'm not your mom"
true sierra
As we say in French
[french dialoge] is what I imagine
ebon steppe
i miss the true spanish
topaz stump
[french dialoge] is what I imagine
dude french is easy
just take the english word
shove in like eight vowels
boom ur done
true sierra
"Tape dans le fond, j'suis pas ta mère" or, "Hit the bottom, I'm not your mom"
is this like
sexual
or a roast
undone birch
shove in like eight vowels
imma shove 8 something
topaz stump
ok buddy
topaz stump
bottom twink
true sierra
so you're quite literally saying slap me on the ass I'm not your mother ?
undone birch
so you're quite literally saying slap me on the ass I'm not your mother ?
no
not with your hand
like
topaz stump
so you're quite literally saying slap me on the ass I'm not your mother ?
fuck my ass im not ur mother
ebon steppe
:3
topaz stump
fuck my ass im not ur mother
why the hell is THIS not automoded
undone birch
bottom twink
:3
topaz stump
I did not want to learn this today
hey sex
undone birch
a real saying
true sierra
no but I'm sure you'll tell me
topaz stump
oiseau
languid beacon
so much more interesting than whatever we have in english
topaz stump
u wanna know how its pronounced
languid beacon
although hearing people with certain accents try to dirty talk would be fucking hilarious
undone birch
indeed
topaz stump
there are five vowels and none of them are prnounced correctly
true sierra
:(
undone birch
eaux = O
topaz stump
although hearing people with certain accents try to dirty talk would be fucking ...
honhonhon put ur baguette in my croissant
undone birch
so much more interesting than whatever we have in english
tyty
true sierra
there are five vowels and none of them are prnounced correctly
france
ebon steppe
owo
true sierra
that's it I'm going to kill a spy now because of you
topaz stump
words cannot express how much i hate france right now!
ebon steppe
:(
topaz stump
well, off to visit your mother!
true sierra
hahaaa
ebon steppe
ono
true sierra
makin bacon
amber solar
dusty bout to get his ribs stolen
languid beacon
i gotta make myself dinner (and probably also hydrate, stupid headache
topaz stump
<@208762650706968586>exactly how many grams of protein do you contain
i know that the average 16 year old girl contains roughly 159,000 calories
so its probably a bit higher than that, but not too much
languid beacon
what the hell
amber solar
how do u know
undone birch
excuse me
languid beacon
I mean there'd be a fair amount of calories stored in the fat as well
fat is a good fuel source
topaz stump
dont ask questions you dont want the answers to
languid beacon
burns pretty well
topaz stump
(my sister is a 16 year old girl and we have weird conversations)
topaz stump
I mean there'd be a fair amount of calories stored in the fat as well
159,000 contains fat too
roughly 124k from fat, 33k from protein, 2k from carbs
true sierra
(my sister is a 16 year old girl and we have weird conversations)
how weird
languid beacon
yes that is what i was saying
160k cal but you can't use that figure to work out grams of protein because fat is there
topaz stump
roughly 124k from fat, 33k from protein, 2k from carbs
clearly experimentation is required
if it makes you feel any better i also know that i have about 210,000 calories
true sierra
I'm more curious how do you even get to "hey what do you think how many calories are you"
amber solar
i am probably like
7 calories minimum
topaz stump
I'm more curious how do you even get to "hey what do you think how many calories...
i dont even remember man
topaz stump
i was unmedicated
undone birch
sorry to her but gatta experiment
topaz stump
i am probably like
7 calories minimum
1 gram of protein
amber solar
i probs taste like wood
amber solar
maybe
true sierra
i probs taste like wood
so gamey ?
amber solar
don't bite me
topaz stump
don't bite me
😈
amber solar
so gamey ?
i am a gamer
languid beacon
i probably taste like unrepented gender struggling sadness
topaz stump
i probably taste like unrepented gender struggling sadness
what does that taste like
languid beacon
idk
topaz stump
what does the gender fluid taste like
amber solar
rainbow liquid
true sierra
i probably taste like unrepented gender struggling sadness
how can you describe that in currently available meants
I can't quite say I know what that tastes like
topaz stump
rainbow liquid
tastes like skittles then?
amber solar
maybe
ebon steppe
:3
scenic ginkgo
Dusty
topaz stump
or lucky charms?
scenic ginkgo
ebon steppe
<@208762650706968586>exactly how many grams of protein do you contain
enough i believe
languid beacon
i don't have a good enough culinary knowledge to describe what it'd taste like
ebon steppe
hiiiii
amber solar
bun tastes like bread
languid beacon
probably a mix of salty and musty
topaz stump
i don't have a good enough culinary knowledge to describe what it'd taste like
take a bite out of ur arm and report back
true sierra
enough i believe
you're making the bulk very hard
languid beacon
i gotta go get dressed into the regular clothes and cook myself dinner
topaz stump
you're making the bulk very hard
i have meat you can eat ;)
ebon steppe
you're making the bulk very hard
why :(
true sierra
i have meat you can eat ;)
uhhh
ebon steppe
i don't have a good enough culinary knowledge to describe what it'd taste like
like sweet things like u i believe :3
true sierra
how much protein
topaz stump
how many kw/h would you produce if we shoved you into a nuclear reactor
true sierra
okay I'll get the knife
amber solar
how many kw/h would you produce if we shoved you into a nuclear reactor
schaeffer be like:
tall cave
im new is it normal to not be able to get intio games?
topaz stump
schaeffer be like:
where do u think sschaffer falls on the political compass
ebon steppe
do u have internet ?
tall cave
yeah
amber solar
im new is it normal to not be able to get intio games?
if ur using ingame matchmaking it can be an issue
i'd recommend trying out in the LFG channels if not
ebon steppe
How u doing cutie
hihihi cutieee , i tiweeed and u
topaz stump
im new is it normal to not be able to get intio games?
in game matchmaking is mega scuffed
amber solar
the instructions are in https://discord.com/channels/408196129470152705/653623062964731920
just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if you havent be sure to do the tutorial first [on the top left] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one
tall cave
in game matchmaking is mega scuffed
ok
shrewd mango
amber solar
teehee
true sierra
he knows
ebon steppe
dont trust slendo
true sierra
maybe too much even
topaz stump
they call slendo the fastest paste in the west
amber solar
dont trust slendo
ok lethal company gamer
ebon steppe
:(
amber solar
:b
ebon steppe
u never join
topaz stump
ok lethal company gamer
yoooo lethal company brother?
amber solar
u never join
my pc stopped turnin on lol
ebon steppe
the company blow my car up because i knew too much
topaz stump
FOR THE COMPANY
ebon steppe
my pc stopped turnin on lol
what ?!?!?!?!?!!
topaz stump
the company blow my car up because i knew too much
thankfully, now the company can provide you with a car!
amber solar
:3
ebon steppe
thankfully, now the company can provide you with a car!
a rigged car that killed me 9 out of 5 times
topaz stump
a rigged car that killed me 9 out of 5 times
that is the most lethal company thing he could have possibly added
ebon steppe
the first times it was a timed explosion
then they cut my brakes
topaz stump
can i run over the dogs
ebon steppe
maybe
ebon steppe
if u dont explode first , i think u can with enough speed
amber solar
think so
ebon steppe
jsjsjsjjsjs
amber solar
dak sent me a clip of backtracking into one and killing it
and also like several more clips of him just reversing into a tree and dying :]
ebon steppe
yyyy
topaz stump
big slappa owes me money
scenic ginkgo
have yall played content warning?
Yes
ebon steppe
happy it was free to keep for a day
topaz stump
how much is it now? like 5 bucks?
its really not that bad
especially with recent updates
topaz stump
gg
amber solar
any recs for steam sale
uhh left for dead's like one buck rn
frosty imp
I paid full price what the fuck
L
amber solar
buckshot roulette it's cheap and on sale
topaz stump
i got celeste maybe itll turn me trans
true sierra
this is a robbery
amber solar
and about to have multiplayer
topaz stump
buckshot roulette it's cheap and on sale
me jorkiin my penor
amber solar
that sounds lit lmao
it be :3 i wanna try
i bought it
uhh what else lemme check my-
topaz stump
how much is it?
amber solar
wishlist
amber solar
how much is it?
uh like a buck too
topaz stump
n++ is a 2D platformer if ur into those
havent played a whole lot but i am open to new things
amber solar
say >:3
ebon steppe
:3 wanna hear it
amber solar
yes
topaz stump
:3 wanna hear it
i need more games to pad out my steam library
ebon steppe
The Suicide of Rachel Foster
frosty imp
just buy world at war and bo3 and download custom maps
topaz stump
i will work through my backlog eventually \
frosty imp
far more content than any game!!!
topaz stump
amber solar
it's 90% off omg
topaz stump
eh $1.79 whats to lose
amber solar
the tag does say "walking sim"
ebon steppe
mmmh yeah , just starting to see they went mix reviews idk why
amber solar
so
frosty imp
why is every ass creed on my library getting an update...
amber solar
i guess it's like very
story driven
ebon steppe
yes
topaz stump
the tag does say "walking sim"
let me tell you about this incredible game i have lmao
amber solar
go
topaz stump
its completely free and a huge meme lmao
ebon steppe
OWO
amber solar
actually i might also know the walkin sim BUT
topaz stump
actually i might also know the walkin sim BUT
you would know
its very gooft
easter egg of six dudes in hazmat suits doing the coffin dance
amber solar
my fav game of all time along with gtfo is on sale
like 70- off
Rage in Peace
amber solar
it's a story driven rage game
frosty imp
nah
ebon steppe
also recommending dust an elysian tail :3
frosty imp
keep yourself safe
topaz stump
funny vampiric robot game is peak
pseudo scaffold
topaz stump
yes but i have a problem and will recommend it to everyone i meet
undone birch
all of you should get ULTRAKILL
only know keygen church ez
amber solar
anyways get Rage in Peace it's very cool plstofrmer it's very cheap it has like incredible music and very cool art and scenarios it's story is a lil basic but still very heartwarming and the gameplay is literally Cat Mario but if it was fun
AND ITS BEAUTIFUL
topaz stump
only know keygen church ez
TENEBRE ‼️ ROSSO ‼️ SANGUE ‼️
undone birch
y'all inferiors could learn a thing or two playing factorio
undone birch
TENEBRE ‼️ ROSSO ‼️ SANGUE ‼️
🙏 💾
amber solar
y'all inferiors could learn a thing or two playing factorio
jokes on u i already died on a factory!
ebon steppe
im too udmb to understand factorio
topaz stump
no I have not
alright hang on i must culture you
amber solar
how bout lightwood
ebon steppe
owo
topaz stump
how bout lightwood
that would be a game with a very different vibe
polar elm
On sigma
true sierra
on skibidi
old yoke
any arabic
true sierra
not that I know of
true sierra
what's your favorite flavor of crayon ?
digital junco
granola
polar elm
what's your favorite flavor of crayon ?
Pencil
true sierra
daring thing to say
true sierra
so you wanna be a criminal do ya?
depends on the crime
undone birch
so you wanna be a criminal do ya?
i'm already a criminal in like
several USA states
For spreading infos on how to transition 🙏
undone birch
ez, "I'm a criminal because I'm gay" used to be talking about the backwards countries
sad world we live in
signal quarry
epic
digital junco
For spreading infos on how to transition 🙏
._.
true sierra
For spreading infos on how to transition 🙏
wait that is an actual federal offense ?
true sierra
that's uh
undone birch
wait that is an actual federal offense ?
welcome to burger my sex
true sierra
not good
undone birch
legitimately looking into moving to Europe
you should move into my bedroom
true sierra
welcome to burger my sex
yeah uh...one cheeseburger with medium fries and a large drink please
undone birch
Get Wheat here and we can start the GTFO commune
frosty imp
Hm.
undone birch
Foolproof plan I tell ya
true sierra
Get Wheat here and we can start the GTFO commune
no way
we're starting a cult
all around gtfo
How should we deal with the sinners
digital junco
honestly I’ve considered moving with a bunch of my friends
last tartan
Get Wheat here and we can start the GTFO commune
lmao
digital junco
i know a few of my trans friends are planning to leave if it gets worse, for canada
digital junco
where tho in europe
No clue
digital junco
That’s why I’m doing research
last tartan
where tho in europe
Come to poland we have… issues and issues but we dont have a right wing gov no more
digital junco
know any foreing languages ?
no lmao
true sierra
Come to poland we have… *issues* and *issues* but we dont have a right wing gov ...
I'm hungarian bro we have the same if not worse
digital junco
i’m learning a decent chunk of Spanish at least, but yeaaahh
true sierra
you of all people should know our currency is doodoo
last tartan
I'm hungarian bro we have the same if not worse
id say you guys have worse cause still a right wing gov
last tartan
orban be doing the funzies
true sierra
the viktator
undone birch
france ganna have far right gov probably for like 3 years
maybe will be enough to realize they're buffoons
true sierra
orban hath talked
last tartan
france ganna have far right gov probably for like 3 years
Le pen gonna win 2nd term u think?
digital junco
I'm hungarian bro we have the same if not worse
most powerful country in the world is setting itself up for a dictatorship
it’s terrifying
last tartan
most powerful country in the world is setting itself up for a dictatorship
lovely
undone birch
Le pen gonna win 2nd term u think?
It's a legislative so technically she isn't winning
But she might have a few ministers ye
last tartan
so what, all 3 super states are about to be dictatorial? Lovely.
We really gotta unify europe faster
true sierra
I don't think the us would supply it's troops with cardboard unlike their alaskan neighbours
last tartan
It's a legislative so technically she isn't winning
But she might have a few mi...
Yeah i dont think she will have a full majority
winged hearth
Does europe want to be unified?
digital junco
never
true sierra
Does europe want to be unified?
it would help a lot tbh
undone birch
Does europe want to be unified?
As in, one single country? No
last tartan
Does europe want to be unified?
Some people do, some dont. Mostly dont.
for now
undone birch
It's not like USA where it's like, you are American FIRST, your state is a thing but not your FIRST thing
In europe, you're your country first, THEN european, and not a lot of people really feel european
So it doesn't feel like that
digital junco
i just need like, good healthcare and a decent economy, and relatively accepting people
that’s like it
last tartan
Ngl this is my issue with right wing in europe rn.
They all hate the EU as if they dont realise at this point a single country cant do shit in geopolitics
true sierra
that’s like it
germany then ig
digital junco
yeah, it’s one of my considerations
undone birch
i just need like, good healthcare and a decent economy, and relatively accepting...
germany or france ez
last tartan
It's not like USA where it's like, you are American FIRST, your state is a thing...
Yeah, sadly even if the citizenship puts eu first people still dont see it like that
undone birch
Yeah, sadly even if the citizenship puts eu first people still dont see it like ...
I mean, it's not SAD that people don't feel european FIRST
but not feeling european at all is sad ye
digital junco
i’m also just hoping that the US doesn’t go full autocracy
last tartan
or affordable rent
or a stable economy
last tartan
i’m also just hoping that the US doesn’t go full autocracy
Technically it should only last 4 years right? right?
digital junco
Technically it should only last 4 years right? ***right?***
oh boy, someone hasn’t read Project 2025
last tartan
nope
digital junco
:3
last tartan
whats that about
digital junco
oh lord
last tartan
life long presidency?
and a pseudo russian system where they get 95% of the vote always
?
true sierra
fake democracy my beloved
true sierra
u mean like only having 2 candidates?
yeah
last tartan
Srsly how do you manage to kill all parties except 2 right wing ones
undone birch
Srsly how do you manage to kill all parties except 2 right wing ones
By pretending they're not killed
Like
They technically exist
So it's technically okay
xDDD
last tartan
we should convert to anarchy and no longer have these issues
last tartan
They technically exist
You can vote for them!
wont change a thing but who cares
winged hearth
most people don't see anyone else getting enough votes so only really go for the one likely to win that suits their ideology better
true sierra
tell me about it
winged hearth
UK has a bunch but whats the point in voting for them
true sierra
We have a party that I only see on small stickers
and the fuckers are petty
cause they put like 10 stickers
winged hearth
besides the fact, the choice is bad, bad, worse, worse and bad
winged hearth
not a single one of them would have made it any better
last tartan
here in poland the gov coalition is stuck in a fight between the convervative elements and progressive
its lovely
abortion still isnt legal
true sierra
nice
bruh
so are you on the femboy half of poland or on the peasant heritage average eastern poor country type half
true sierra
nah hold on we gotta know first
do I gift him pálinka or a deeldo as a sign of hun-pol friendship
pseudo scaffold
so are you on the femboy half of poland or on the peasant heritage average easte...
Who said it was only half?
true sierra
Who said it was only half?
generally speaking
there are blends of course
but you either see femboys on the very left or get your life threatened on the right
about the same for every country right of austria
last tartan
but you either see femboys on the very left or get your life threatened on the r...
There is a slim amount of centrists who wanna forge a bright future without too much racism and xenophobia
not saying its a lot of people
but they exist
true sierra
oh yeah
you didn't answer tho
you want a liter equal to petroleum or a rubber pp
or...
you want both ?
true sierra
why
last tartan
you are in no place to ask these questions
last tartan
||ur mom||
true sierra
I gotta prepare for next years march 23.
For the Polish-Hun friendship day
you can tell me which one you want I won't judge
last tartan
The greatest gift
||would be if all the right wing politcians from the world got on a plane together and flew it into the middle of the ocean||
true sierra
I think it could be arranged
winged hearth
||would be if all the right wing politcians from the world got on a plane togeth...
it would make things worse
last tartan
it would make things worse
Not if all politicians died
neat solstice
||would be if all the right wing politcians from the world got on a plane togeth...
Right wing? Which country tho
last tartan
then we could figure smth out
last tartan
Right wing? Which country tho
all
winged hearth
Not if all politicians died
it isn't just about the politicians.
neat solstice
Republican for example could mean something very different in other countries
last tartan
it isn't just about the politicians.
true, but they keep giving people more and more shit ideas
winged hearth
people already have shit ideas, they don't need politicians for that
trying to force a way of thinking will only end up with a pushback
last tartan
They spread them. I dont care uncle joe is a racist, since he has no real way to make other people racist not en masse atleast
neat solstice
Even the politicians are cogs in the machine that is the principles of the human construct of justice and governance.
But you don't want to hear it.
New World Order!
Say it with me fam;
winged hearth
New World Order!
i need to take a nap
neat solstice
You will own NOTHINH and you WILL be happy!
last tartan
Even the politicians are cogs in the machine that is the principles of the human...
ehhh. Some are. But in the end - many are there for the money. Others are psychos who want power. And a small amount want to actually help people
last tartan
You will own NOTHINH and you WILL be happy!
I fucking love communism
topaz stump
communism is based
neat solstice
I once was banned from a server for posting a map of the various camps throughout the USSR
true sierra
Which director said that gamers should warm up to not owning their games
last tartan
Bethesdas would be „You will own expensive trash and you will be happy”
last tartan
I once was banned from a server for posting a map of the various camps throughou...
Lol
winged hearth
Which director said that gamers should warm up to not owning their games
Ubisoft one i believe
true sierra
Yeah I'm sure it was Ubi
winged hearth
but the fact is they all think the same
true sierra
EA is already shit to begin with
winged hearth
even if they don't say it
topaz stump
Which director said that gamers should warm up to not owning their games
say it with me
last tartan
Which director said that gamers should warm up to not owning their games
ignoring inconvenient parts of history
topaz stump
if buying isnt owning
true sierra
Indeed
topaz stump
piracy isnt theft
winged hearth
if buying isnt owning
subscription based gaming, thats what a number of them want
topaz stump
"culture shouldnt only exist for those who can afford it"
true sierra
I mean
last tartan
Boys what the fuck is gonna happen if Gaben dies
he wont he is a god
true sierra
Dude is 60
topaz stump
subscription based gaming, thats what a number of them want
the moment steam requires a submission service im sticking a pipe bomb in the valve in the office
last tartan
Dude is 60
40 more years, he will outlive you
true sierra
And I don't really think he has more than 20 years left
topaz stump
the moment steam requires a submission service im sticking a pipe bomb in the va...
in minecraft
true sierra
40 more years, he will outlive you
I honestly hope so
last tartan
the moment steam requires a submission service im sticking a pipe bomb in the va...
in gtfo
true sierra
Cause steam is the last line that holds out the shit the others spew
last tartan
True
true sierra
Valve too
last tartan
Gabe is a god
neat solstice
Oh nvm, I was banned for posting about de-Cossackization
last tartan
a chad
true sierra
No joke tho
winged hearth
Cause steam is the last line that holds out the shit the others spew
not really, Lol
last tartan
Oh nvm, I was banned for posting about de-Cossackization
kinda same thing, no?
true sierra
not really, Lol
Name me one game launcher that isn't ducking ASS
neat solstice
kinda same thing, no?
Well the camps are post ww2,
last tartan
GABEN! RELEASE HALF LIFE 3, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
BEHOLD! Half life alyx 2
winged hearth
Name me one game launcher that isn't ducking ASS
they all suck
neat solstice
That was kinda interwar period
last tartan
Well the camps are post ww2,
there were some post ww1 too no?
true sierra
they all suck
What's wrong with steam
winged hearth
it's DRM
true sierra
It functions pretty well
topaz stump
BEHOLD! Half life alyx 2
i dont want to spend my life savings on a vr headset. i want to play as gordon freeman. on my pc. that i own. in my house.
signal quarry
i dont want to spend my life savings on a vr headset. i want to play as gordon f...
you can cheap out and buy the Quest from facebook
and with a 3 meter USB cable play on PC
and if your PC is midrange from like 2018 then it can run VR
topaz stump
my sister has an oculus
signal quarry
bar is really not that high anymore
pseudo scaffold
Life savings on a vr headset so I can do questionable things
topaz stump
but its the principle of the thing
pseudo scaffold
Crazy
last tartan
When will alyx and gordon fuse together
||dont take that out of context||
topaz stump
isnt he like twice her age
pseudo scaffold
When will alyx and gordon fuse together
||*dont take that out of context*||
A Y O
true sierra
Oh yeah the alyx game
signal quarry
alyx is how you make an actually empowered female videogame character, and thats 2004
winged hearth
Steam was basically the start of an entirely digital game library, that basically did away with physical discs.
It gave Valve far more control, due to gamers being funnelled into one piece of software, with every single game requiring it, all under a single umbrella.
last tartan
isnt he like twice her age
ehhhh she isnt a minor right?
signal quarry
the original story for Episode 3 was released by the writer
with gender bent characters, to make it legally distinct or whatever
topaz stump
ehhhh she isnt a minor right?
no idea
signal quarry
you can read it up online
topaz stump
i assumed she wasnt
last tartan
with gender bent characters, to make it legally distinct or whatever
is gordon gay
true sierra
Steam was basically the start of an entirely digital game library, that basicall...
And then when the digital age came steam had risen because it is not literal dogshit blended with vomit
topaz stump
the original story for Episode 3 was released by the writer
the fucking combine teleporter explodes and then gman puts you back in stasis
such a cliffhanger
its been YEARS
ive heard them say they havent made a third one because "the bar is too high"
i dont GIVE a shit
i WANT IT
true sierra
Plus the fact that their competition shoot themselves in the foot
winged hearth
And then when the digital age came steam had risen because it is not literal dog...
The price of convenience is that others will likely push it further, maybe even valve will in the future, and you won't have much of a choice but to accept that
true sierra
Constantly
last tartan
Gabe for all his wonderful traits… he just cant count to 3
true sierra
The price of convenience is that others will likely push it further, maybe even ...
Exactly why I'm afraid what happens when Gaben dies
last tartan
i bet we will get half life 4 before 3
topaz stump
idk, im hopeful
true sierra
he will live longer
But how long tho
last tartan
i bet we will get half life 4 before 3
mark my words
true sierra
20 max is what I'd say
topaz stump
the reason steam doesnt have much competition/problems with pirates is because they provide a consistent reliable good service that is better than the alternatives
as soon as they stop doing that, people look elsewhere
im gonna start pirating more shit if steam starts a subscription service thats for damn sure
true sierra
I hope they won't
If Gaben has a son give him the company
Or a normal leader that keeps shit the way it is
winged hearth
GOG, DRM-free gaming at the very least. I only use the launcher to install the games, and it works.
last tartan
im gonna start pirating more shit if steam starts a subscription service thats f...
Im gonna overtake valve and become their new ceo and fix their shit
topaz stump
***Im gonna overtake valve and become their new ceo and fix their shit***
yeah sure
i trust you
last tartan
If Gaben has a son give him the company
lmao, the gabe dynasty
true sierra
***Im gonna overtake valve and become their new ceo and fix their shit***
Yeah but who tf uses GOG
topaz stump
hey if u do that can u give me games for free
winged hearth
Yeah but who tf uses GOG
i own most of my games on there
last tartan
hey if u do that can u give me games for free
no, pay bitch. I fucking love capitalism
true sierra
I only know what it is cause I got a key for Hitman 2 for about 20 cents
topaz stump
no, pay bitch. I fucking love capitalism
looks like you will be the one with the pipe bomb up your ass
in minecraft
last tartan
looks like *you* will be the one with the pipe bomb up your ass
k i n k y
true sierra
looks like *you* will be the one with the pipe bomb up your ass
I wanna help make it
neat solstice
I don't like shoving objects up my anus, thank you very much.
true sierra
I have a basic understanding how I just need materials and tools
last tartan
i think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what backshots are
Wdym. They are gunshots. In the back.
last tartan
I have a basic understanding how I just need materials and tools
wait what
true sierra
I plead the fifth
true sierra
What is
true sierra
What is
neat solstice
Did you know mercury is over 13 times the density of water?
graceful nymph
erm.. ok
neat solstice
I'm sorry, I let a little bit of my silly out for a moment.
true sierra
Did you know mercury is over 13 times the density of water?
Now I do
languid beacon
Did you know mercury is over 13 times the density of water?
I can think of something else that's over 13x the density of water
frosty imp
Hm.
neat solstice
That sure sounds dense.
languid beacon
That sure sounds dense.
it's youuuuuuuu
neat solstice
What's me?
ebon steppe
hiiiiiiiiii
frosty imp
hello cutie dusty
ebon steppe
hiiii cuter maywu
frosty imp
how is cutest dusty doing?
ebon steppe
goooood, finishing my last work call
languid beacon
your embeds have no power here
vagrant mauve
Insert gif of man smashing keyboard here
I see you. . . I SEE YOU. . . YOU CANNOT HIDE IN DARK. . .
frosty imp
ebon steppe
polar elm
Ip logger
tiny radish
languid beacon
oh my god it's Dr Gregory House M.D.
ebon steppe
im a ip logger
languid beacon
why click an ip logger when you can click here to see handsome man performing music
topaz stump
you know i wasnt actually expecting that to direct to never gonna give you up
ebon steppe
amen to both
frosty imp
Hm.
I would let my ip get logged by dusty
he could track me down and give me bestest bread
ebon steppe
:3
cold hare
fellas
is there a way to pause the game
in game
if I'm playing solo
cuz 2 hours long missions and having to use the bathroom dont mix well :/
languid beacon
maybe go to task manager and hit pause process
otherwise put the game in windowed mode and right click the top border to bring up a menu
alternatively, you may also be able to stuck jump exploit and potentially blow up your pc to pause the game
cold hare
stuck jump exploit?
languid beacon
it's a really stupid thing that happens if you spam a bhop macro at the right rate which basically freezes the game
no reason to ever do it
because it can also make your pc crash iirc
cold hare
thats weird
languid beacon
if you're running modded and have the mod log open you can highlight some text in there and that freezes the game as well (unfreezes when you press enter)
cold hare
nah no mods
yet
probably gonna play the game normally untill I finish all the rundowns
probably gonna take forever
cuz my firneds dont wanna play this game
smh
languid beacon
ya, can take a while
cold hare
I wanna play it and even bought one of my friends the game and we got a groupd of 4
but then they dont wanna play it
alywas some excuse
smh my head
languid beacon
happens a lot, won't be the first nor last group with that problem
cold hare
just venting mb gang
amber solar
cuz 2 hours long missions and having to use the bathroom dont mix well :/
i mean if ur not in danger, there's no need
just stay still
and that's it
cold hare
its jover for me
amber solar
loud missions don't tend to take 2 hours
but there's still some where u can probs afk and let ur teammates kill waves with melee
amber solar
not any loud mission takes more than a hour
scenic ginkgo
what are those?
even solo (with bots) it doesnt take more than 1 hour
cold hare
fair enough
I havent played muchpast the first 2 rundowns
and I saw it could be a potential issue so I thought i was ask
but sounds like all the constant alarm missions are short?
scenic ginkgo
but sounds like all the constant alarm missions are short?
kinda
amber solar
no don't worry
i mean eventually all combat missions would get a lil repetitive cause there is only so much u can exploit with purely combat based gimmicks
scenic ginkgo
a lot of missions have constant alarms
amber solar
some levels can take longer if the combat stops or gets paused
but those have breaks
so u can go piss
i don't think there's a single mission where that could be an issue
scenic ginkgo
the game usually gives all the prep time you will need before constant combat
cold hare
scared for the future missions ngl
scenic ginkgo
scared for the future missions ngl
good
welcome to GTFO
scenic ginkgo
I soloed the R5A1 just for fun
full solo?
cold hare
2 bots
scenic ginkgo
then not solo
cold hare
whats solo with bots called then
scenic ginkgo
good luck on R2D1 and R2D2 and R2E1
amber solar
u know i believe r5a1 would take so long for a newie
wintry kite
the game usually gives all the prep time you will need before constant combat
r2e1: fog repellers
scenic ginkgo
u know i believe r5a1 would take so long for a newie
all of R5 takes long for a newbie
except maybe B4
cold hare
I also did the secondary mission
amber solar
i think it took me like an hour and i had like 300 hours
so
u probs doing marginally better than me
i guess u could say
ur going margarine butter than me
:D
cold hare
yeppie
cold hare
jippie
cold hare
i want to see you in a E tier level
how do those work anywas
scenic ginkgo
:[ pablos mean
R2E1 is the cannon event of GTFO players
cold hare
if the letter just the diffuculty?
amber solar
they just difficult but they can be any kind of mission
scenic ginkgo
how do those work anywas
they are just the hardest levels in the game
wintry kite
except maybe B4
||the A tier with the hot thing in secondary isn't all that long too||
amber solar
if the letter just the diffuculty?
the lower and the more to the right it is, it's harder
so for example B2 is harder than B1 and A1
cold hare
the lower and the more to the right it is, it's harder
i see
amber solar
and so E tiers are the pinnacle
scenic ginkgo
||the A tier with the hot thing in secondary isn't all that long too||
||but it might be big trouble for a newbie||
cold hare
so the e tier mission are the hardes in the game
scenic ginkgo
and so E tiers are the pinnacle
peak GTFO experience
amber solar
yes
they the hardest
some are harder than others but they all practically take a lot of attempts
lot of ded
wintry kite
r4c3 took me more than 1 week
amber solar
:3
wintry kite
and r1c1 when i was newbie
scenic ginkgo
r4c3 took me more than 1 week
LOL
i think we all saw your descent at madness in here
amber solar
neon can i ask where did u got ur header?
cold hare
I loved the fog mechanic in r2
scenic ginkgo
I loved the fog mechanic in r2
get out of here
cold hare
the lvl with the hand held fog rep
amber solar
fog is fun :3
scenic ginkgo
have you done r2d1?
amber solar
the lvl with the hand held fog rep
b4 my beloved
wintry kite
neon can i ask where did u got ur header?
sorry what is header
cold hare
have you done r2d1?
I'm in ???
amber solar
sorry what is header
the banner on ur profile
cold hare
thats when on I'm doing rn
cold hare
dont get me wrong
amber solar
I'm in ???
omg good luck!!
wintry kite
the banner on ur profile
wallpaper engine, GTFO
amber solar
wallpaper engine, GTFO
is it like ai or did someone make it
scenic ginkgo
we need more GTFO wallpapers in wallpaper engine
amber solar
does it have like a creator
wintry kite
is it like ai or did someone make it
i think someone made it
cold hare
like that lvl with the person carrying the fog repl
forced you to follow around that person or get gassed
cool game design
scenic ginkgo
does it have like a creator
i found the wallpaper
amber solar
can u tell me who made :3
scenic ginkgo
Red
amber solar
... ah
cold hare
the first time we did the lvl were he had to take the fog repl all to wat to the exactration we took to wrong one and had to run all the way back to get the right one 💀
amber solar
force us to be close + no visibility + alarm
it is mean to put an alarm there but tbf if u search u find fog repellers ksks
OMG U GKT BAITED
that's so classic
:3
scenic ginkgo
the first time we did the lvl were he had to take the fog repl all to wat to the...
skill issue?
:3
languid beacon
classic
scenic ginkgo
(the same happened to me)
languid beacon
I've stayed silent about it in pub lobbies before, best to let them learn and feel bad
cold hare
(the same happened to me)
we twinn
languid beacon
shame that someone else in the lobby had done the level before and knew
amber solar
i went with some people that were new and were so close to doing that ksks
scenic ginkgo
thats why paying attention is important >:3
cold hare
listen man it was the first time I say a hand held fog repl
i didnt knoe there could be more than one in a lvl
amber solar
teehee :3
cold hare
i thought since thats the objective it would only spawn one
amber solar
it is also mean to put another extra turbine in the zone u don't need to go
just to maybe make u think u got it
scenic ginkgo
everything is a learning experience
cold hare
yes very
cold hare
silly goober fr
cold hare
what does the leters mean on the alarms?
amber solar
the I II III?
amber solar
the S means Sustained
u see the purple scan it makes? that scan if u leave it it loses progress
scenic ginkgo
it means the type of alarm
cold hare
ohh
me and my firned just thought it was the type of sleepers
like S for only small bois
amber solar
there's other gimmicks like M which u saw in r2c1, which means any type of scan can appear, including S scans [after rundown 4] and all the others
:3
scenic ginkgo
M = Mixed
Surge
S = sustain
T scan
amber solar
and others i won't spoil
scenic ginkgo
M = Mixed
Surge
S = sustain
T scan
stealth scans too which you already see them in r1c1
amber solar
but well those aren't marked
scenic ginkgo
yeah
cold hare
so many
scenic ginkgo
they are cool but they can fuck you good
amber solar
an M alarm would also include those for example teehee
cold hare
uh oh
amber solar
:3
languid beacon
the funny thing is the r2c1 mixed alarm isn't really mixed at all
it's just a regular damned alarm
amber solar
yeah kdmsk
amber solar
oh right that's a cluster!!! i forgot!
cold hare
i was about to lose it
amber solar
:3 bots are rlly good at those luckily
amber solar
milk :O
scenic ginkgo
:D
amber solar
i think u could do the cluster before starting sec tho so that's something to keep in mind for the future too
cold hare
w drink imo
cold hare
i think u could do the cluster before starting sec tho so that's something to ke...
well yea but i was just going in to have fun not to win
new wepons and all
but then i was almost there and i wanted to just win
amber solar
so healthy and clean mindset i will die :3
cold hare
so stress
amber solar
playing for the sillies
cold hare
so healthy and clean mindset i will die :3
yeah
amber solar
so noble
cold hare
I expected to lose but then I didnt
amber solar
just the pro gamer got over you
cold hare
is there a way to tell bots to sync kill sleepers?
amber solar
no :[
scenic ginkgo
is there a way to tell bots to sync kill sleepers?
no
cold hare
:/
amber solar
u just gotta stealth by urself
bots do rush to melee enemies if they wake up
cold hare
cuz i just have to run knife to stelth rooms if I'm playing with bots
amber solar
and they shoot when u wake up the room
amber solar
cuz i just have to run knife to stelth rooms if I'm playing with bots
i mean not necessarily
scenic ginkgo
and they shoot when u wake up the room
or they just shoot
sometimes
amber solar
hammer and bat can also kill pretty quickly
hammer doesn't need a full charge to kill enemies in the head
scenic ginkgo
bat is in the game
cold hare
i like gimicks
scenic ginkgo
bat funny gimick is that it can break locks in one hit
amber solar
i think it's good
bats faster than hammer, slower than knife but staffers better than both of those combined
it's a LOT more forgiving with missing hits
cold hare
yea nothing wrong with them
amber solar
and it staggers any small enemy with a single tap
cold hare
just like
the thrill of knowing if I miss with the knife the 3 big guys will wake up and give me back shots till I die
or if i'm not fast enough with the spear its jover for me
scenic ginkgo
spear :D
amber solar
i mean if u wanna melee big guys with bots u can with hammer or bat
if u stagger quick, the bots rush in to melee it too
and u can chain hits with them
just make sure the first hit on the back of the head to get half of the giants hp out of the way
scenic ginkgo
or if i'm not fast enough with the spear its jover for me
if you want speed then spear is not a good choice
cold hare
yea but it hits hard
scenic ginkgo
true but not being able to run while charging is a big downside