general

[torpid viper]

just not as much

[smoky storm]

show the UK starter pack

[undone birch]

all that money goes into national healthcare so that greedy transgenders (me) can afford operations 🙏

I change like thrice a year just because it's free

[torpid viper]

hmmmmm

[upper hearth]

after all why shouldn't you

[languid beacon]

god i don't want to think about getting treatment for gender affirming care, it's depressing

[smoky storm]

I JUST WANT FREE FOOD

STEAK

[digital junco]

why shouldn’t I keep it

[torpid viper]

:C

[digital junco]

It’s mine after all

[undone birch]

keep MINE??

[digital junco]

My precious

[undone birch]

oh okay

[digital junco]

lol

[torpid viper]

keep you?

su-

[upper hearth]

pookie...

[undone birch]

mods pls help

dak is stealing my pp

[torpid viper]

hmmmm

[undone birch]

he can't keep getting away with this

[upper hearth]

well who else is supposed to take it after your 3rd free surgery this year

[undone birch]

it's like that meme

"wh... where is my friend?

[upper hearth]

the boobs one yea h

[undone birch]

-who do you think gave you pp"

[upper hearth]

oh I haven't seen that

[undone birch]

that's terrifying

[upper hearth]

its a classic

[undone birch]

i miss the emojis we had on php forums

[upper hearth]

i miss the emojis i lost from leaving certain servers

[undone birch]

I hate everyone on those but god did they have good taste in emotes

[torpid viper]

nitro users

[digital junco]

insert that one meme with the guy comingcloser and closer with hand out

I forgor the name

[upper hearth]

y'all remmber gamewisp

[digital junco]

no

May have been before my time

[upper hearth]

they gave u free non nitro emotes

for a very brief time

[undone birch]

[upper hearth]

it was a weird system

[torpid viper]

what

remember emoji packs?

no

you dont

they got canceled before they released

[undone birch]

remember actual human faces displaying emotions?

[torpid viper]

no

never happened

[undone birch]

curious you say that

[torpid viper]

???

[undone birch]

ur mom made lots of faces last nite

JOETTEM

[torpid viper]

MODS

BAN

[undone birch]

u think mom jokes are like slurs?

you can't make them if u don't have mom?

[torpid viper]

yes

[languid beacon]

well i mean... you don't get banned for them in this server...

[torpid viper]

DAMN

[undone birch]

u also don't get banned for not having moms

YET

[torpid viper]

L

[undone birch]

FZFGZQJVFJQH I

I SPAT MY MONSTER

[torpid viper]

monster c-

why are you drinking monster

wtf

sorry im

[undone birch]

because I'm a tr, a transgendered woman

[torpid viper]

disgusted

[undone birch]

WOW

[digital junco]

We can change that

[torpid viper]

NO

[undone birch]

guys

[torpid viper]

THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN

[undone birch]

i need a mom FAST

📷

[torpid viper]

dommy mommy%

[digital junco]

Zoxy’s dream

[undone birch]

me

[languid beacon]

i don't know what's going on anymore, it's a sea of orange confusion

[upper hearth]

remember custom dm noises

[digital junco]

mb

[dense magnet]

This is so true i swear

[torpid viper]

no

[dense magnet]

My ex was the same, she loved monster so much

[torpid viper]

why arent you orange

[undone birch]

i'm on 2nd can of monster

i am

full of energy

[digital junco]

i can tell

[undone birch]

(tachycardia)

[torpid viper]

you are going to crash

[languid beacon]

because orange is lame and trans symbology

[torpid viper]

in a few hours

[dense magnet]

Fave monster?

[undone birch]

IFKitty's mother

lemme think for a bit actually

[digital junco]

Almudron

Or deviljho

pickle

[dense magnet]

Idk those

I drink the white one

[undone birch]

Chaotik is honnestly a pretty solid choice

Or Mango Loco

[dense magnet]

I love that

[torpid viper]

this is bullying

[dense magnet]

Is it though

[undone birch]

zfbqkjfb <3

As we say in French

[ebon steppe]

:3

[torpid viper]

ah

right

[undone birch]

"Who loves good, punishes good"

[torpid viper]

the french word

[undone birch]

And I think it's a

[digital junco]

Wii wii baguette

[torpid viper]

zfbqkjfb

[dense magnet]

Oh French people

[undone birch]

very bad thing to teach kids

[dense magnet]

Oui oui

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjs

[torpid viper]

YO

[undone birch]

Oui oui ma baguette dans ton cul là parle mieux

[torpid viper]

i

[ebon steppe]

!)

[undone birch]

OH ON EST OU LA ON A PAS ELEVE LES COCHONS ENSEMBLES

[dense magnet]

Ahh je suis un petite baguette mon cherie

[ebon steppe]

ovo !

[undone birch]

Mon petite chou fleur

[dense magnet]

Oui oui

[ebon steppe]

french words

[torpid viper]

hm

[dense magnet]

Voulez vous coucher avec moi uwu

Only French thing I know (its real)

[languid beacon]

trying to see if i can remember any french

[ebon steppe]

ovo !

[languid beacon]

no parle francais, je suis anglais

[dense magnet]

Moi aussi

[ebon steppe]

u all bigs amazings

[undone birch]

Buy me a drink first?

[torpid viper]

the only thing french i know is the french occupation of vietnam

[dense magnet]

Sure, a monster?

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[undone birch]

People tend to forger the USA didn't start

and didn't finish either

lmao

[undone birch]

[torpid viper]

you did though

[dense magnet]

Monster date with gtfo in the background doesnt sound too bad

[ebon steppe]

owo

[undone birch]

Honnestly that DOES sound pretty enticing

[languid beacon]

oh my

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[dense magnet]

Me making the scout scream whilst we talk about life and monster

[ebon steppe]

cute

[undone birch]

Warden and chill

[torpid viper]

famous lakana scout pull

[dense magnet]

Of course

Very well known

[torpid viper]

not the only thing youll be pulling

[undone birch]

not the only thing you'll be making scream

[torpid viper]

YO

[dense magnet]

Only if you're over 18

[torpid viper]

yea yea

:3

[dense magnet]

Same applies

[torpid viper]

well im pretty sure monique is over 18

iirc

[undone birch]

oh please I'm 24, I'm bordering retirement

[languid beacon]

i am way too asexual to handle this

[torpid viper]

uh

[dense magnet]

Monique im 26 and kitty calls me old

Everyday

[torpid viper]

you are?

sorry i said i wouldnt

[undone birch]

THAT'S HARSH

[ebon steppe]

:(

[dense magnet]

I know.

[digital junco]

Boomer

[torpid viper]

im not 🙏

[dense magnet]

SEE EVEN DAK

[undone birch]

kitty wants to handle alrite

[dense magnet]

I cant handle it anymore

[torpid viper]

you offering~?

[undone birch]

NOOO

[ebon steppe]

:(

[languid beacon]

my proposition - skip the sex, go straight to the aftercare

[ebon steppe]

need

[dense magnet]

But

[torpid viper]

is this real?

chat

for free?

[dense magnet]

What about the scout scream

[undone birch]

my proposition: fuck the food, bake the partner

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[torpid viper]

do not bake your partner

they will die

[dense magnet]

Wait yes

[undone birch]

also do not fuck the food

unless you're food

[torpid viper]

do not fuck the food

[digital junco]

but bread

[torpid viper]

that is unhygenic

[dense magnet]

Fuck the food rn

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjs

[dense magnet]

Do it

[torpid viper]

IM SORRY?

[torpid viper]

i

[ebon steppe]

general do be funky today

[languid beacon]

what, like baking - i cannot continue this baking someone with your body heat until you make them rise

[undone birch]

pretty smooth amirite

[digital junco]

Gen chat moment

[upper hearth]

it do be

[torpid viper]

just like my brain

<3

[dense magnet]

Okay this is too much right now

[undone birch]

OH MY GOD I

[digital junco]

damn

[upper hearth]

I'm gonna go against my better judgement and let y'all be y'all but please, don't make it so weird people want to leave

[torpid viper]

YO

[upper hearth]

bad vibes

[torpid viper]

sorry

<3

[ebon steppe]

bread vibes !!

[torpid viper]

ly fisher

we are just

[languid beacon]

i couldn't resist for that one

[torpid viper]

a little silly

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjsj

[dense magnet]

It got so weird the mods intervened

[undone birch]

That one was honnestly amazing?

[digital junco]

dw it’ll just make the homophobes uncomfortable

[ebon steppe]

silly chat for silly people

[torpid viper]

yk what else cant be resis

ok ill

[upper hearth]

not much lost then

[dense magnet]

Its not gay if she's trans no?

[digital junco]

We all got a little silly here

[ebon steppe]

:3

[torpid viper]

is this real

[upper hearth]

yes

homophobes suck

[languid beacon]

i need some cold water now holy fuck

[torpid viper]

you say that like homophobes care

[digital junco]

i thought monique was gay

[upper hearth]

ironically

[dense magnet]

I guess im gay? Idk

[undone birch]

whoever goes with me is gay

[torpid viper]

just keep water cold in your fridge

[dense magnet]

Im gay hello

[digital junco]

this is true

[undone birch]

took me a few seconds to get it

[languid beacon]

thank you, thank you, i try my best

[torpid viper]

YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING

[undone birch]

like, hats off to you

that was

DAMN

[upper hearth]

I can

[torpid viper]

you should be a poet

[upper hearth]

I have the pass

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjs

[torpid viper]

hypocrite

coward

face your actions

[undone birch]

BFKZQBKFQ

[torpid viper]

face the consequences of your actions

[undone birch]

me when i have to pay child support

[upper hearth]

I won't i'm busy hanging out with my girlie

she's also gay

[undone birch]

BASED

wait

[dense magnet]

Wait huh

[ebon steppe]

woaaaa , have wonderful lovely time !

[torpid viper]

accept responsibility for the crimes you have committed

[undone birch]

I'm also gay, hello

[undone birch]

being french

[torpid viper]

damn you really want to get waited on?

[torpid viper]

^

[digital junco]

hi gay, hello, i’m dak

[dense magnet]

Cool lets be gay together sometimes

[torpid viper]

unimaginable

the people who suffer

due to your actions

[ebon steppe]

:3

adorable

[undone birch]

good

they probably deserve it

[torpid viper]

the vietnamese didnt

[dense magnet]

So should i get a monster coming back home?

[torpid viper]

sorry that was

[dense magnet]

And if so, which one should I get

[ebon steppe]

i say , only if u feel like it and , all flavours ! :3

[dense magnet]

ALL OF THEM

[digital junco]

yes

[undone birch]

Whaveter one you want the opportunity to taste :)

[smoky storm]

pineapple

[ebon steppe]

YESSSS

theres never not enough monsters at home

[dense magnet]

Im allergic to pineapple

..

[torpid viper]

monster energy doesnt seem

particularly healthy

[smoky storm]

apple

[torpid viper]

if i do say so myself

[dense magnet]

Ill just get a white one

Or the mango if there is

[torpid viper]

RACISM

[ebon steppe]

mango !

[undone birch]

my ex was eating watermelon (I think?) once and was talking about how she loved the tingle/hotness it felt in her mouth

[digital junco]

Yooo we got a heat advisory

[undone birch]

this mf didn't know she was allergic

[digital junco]

Fuck yeah

[dense magnet]

I am indeed infact a racist honophobe person

[ebon steppe]

kjsksksk

[undone birch]

she thought it was how watermelon was supposed to feel

[torpid viper]

lmao

[undone birch]

????

[dense magnet]

Thsts why im gay and not white

[torpid viper]

i mean

tbf

[ebon steppe]

my god jsjsjsjsjsjjs

[torpid viper]

pineapple

[undone birch]

I know, I just joined chat

[torpid viper]

does dissolve your tongue

so

like

[torpid viper]

no

im sorry

no

[undone birch]

:(

[torpid viper]

it wouldnt be too far off

to say watermelon

[ebon steppe]

so , whats the best monster flavour in your opinions

[torpid viper]

youre too cool <3

[digital junco]

Chat is this real

[torpid viper]

ly

[dense magnet]

Any monster is good

Apart from the original

[torpid viper]

i too hate my liver

[undone birch]

I like Khaotic and Mango Loco

[undone birch]

U SOO REAL FOR THIS

[undone birch]

it's kidneys

[dense magnet]

I know.

[undone birch]

dumbass

[dense magnet]

Its so bad

[ebon steppe]

ive never had a single monster in my life :3

[smoky storm]

wait you guys drink monster????

[digital junco]

same

[torpid viper]

:C

i know

[undone birch]

i'ma trans woman of course I do

[dense magnet]

Yes I drink monster

[torpid viper]

i dont

[undone birch]

I sustain myself on monster

[torpid viper]

it doesnt look

[languid beacon]

i don't drink monster

[torpid viper]

healthy

[digital junco]

sus?

[undone birch]

I

[smoky storm]

water lovers rise up

[torpid viper]

also i could not physically buy it even if i wanted to

[torpid viper]

dak 😭

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[languid beacon]

i love water so much that i wish i had a cold bathtub to immerse myself in

[digital junco]

[torpid viper]

lemon water when

cold

[ebon steppe]

water my beloved !

[silver wedge]

does realizing you are trans come before or after drinking monster

[smoky storm]

water taste different after a gym session

[dense magnet]

Why do tgirls love monster is it the low calories?

[dense magnet]

After i believe

[ebon steppe]

why not both

[smoky storm]

monster... LOW calories???

💀💀

[torpid viper]

monster has low calories

what

in what world

[dense magnet]

I DONT KNOW

HOW MANY DOES IT HAVE

[torpid viper]

lakana please

[dense magnet]

I DONT DO CALORIES

[digital junco]

many

[undone birch]

personnally, before

[digital junco]

i do carbs

[torpid viper]

its the caffeine

[ebon steppe]

has enough to stop a heart

[undone birch]

you drink white which is sugarless so yeah

But otherwise they like

kinda a lot of sugar

which is why i'm so sweet

[torpid viper]

^

[undone birch]

but you'll find that out yourself

[dense magnet]

ITS 43 CALORIES YOU GUYS ARE GASLIGHTING ME

THATS NOTHING WHAT????

[ebon steppe]

even without it ur so sweet mony <3

[undone birch]

you drink white which is sugarless so yeah

[torpid viper]

you do not taste sweet

[digital junco]

We love casting gaslight

[undone birch]

WOW

:(

[torpid viper]

its kinda bitter

tbh

[dense magnet]

Wow

Rude

[tiny trout]

its been like 4-5 years since i was drinking monster on a daily basis but nowadays if i have to get a monster i go for original

[torpid viper]

</3

[ebon steppe]

:(

[dense magnet]

Disgusting behaviour

[smoky storm]

metabolism so fast you get hungry after eating a fucking buffet

[languid beacon]

if i want caffeine i go get coke

[dense magnet]

No see

[smoky storm]

its a curse i swear

[dense magnet]

Coke has WAY more calories

[tiny trout]

other flavors are overrated

[dense magnet]

Than monster

[torpid viper]

probably yes

[dense magnet]

Unless youre talking about the drug

Coke

[languid beacon]

ya coke has 30-40 grams of sugar in a can

[dense magnet]

Then I wouldnt know

[ebon steppe]

lots sugar , why

[torpid viper]

that has much less

[undone birch]

coke makes you lose so many calories

[languid beacon]

i mean cocaine would be a substitute, it's also a stimulant

[torpid viper]

trust me

[undone birch]

it's insane

[torpid viper]

^

[dense magnet]

No what how

[silver wedge]

are there even caffeinated beverages that arent bubbly or make u go to the bathroom for 30 minutes? (i dont drink coffee)

[dense magnet]

You guys are insane

[undone birch]

cocaine I mean

[torpid viper]

:3

[dense magnet]

Oh yeah I agree then

[undone birch]

It makes you sweat and tense so much

So much energy

[torpid viper]

yk what else~

[ebon steppe]

ono

[undone birch]

ur metabolism is so fucked up

[dense magnet]

Stop

[torpid viper]

:C

[tiny trout]

dafuq makes u go to the bathroom for 30 mins mate

[torpid viper]

ceasing and desisting

[dense magnet]

My mums cooking

[languid beacon]

why has this taken so much out of me

[undone birch]

"You know what else [something]" is kitty's version of "ur mom" joke

[torpid viper]

talking to people can be tiring

[silver wedge]

idk bro everyone always says coffee makes them shit themselves or smth

[undone birch]

my bank account after the divorce

[torpid viper]

:3

[silver wedge]

or is that iced coffee

[tiny trout]

can happen yes

[gilded blaze]

Hi! Im new here, I bought the game today, can I have some tips to begin please?

[dense magnet]

Sometimes

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjsj

[torpid viper]

you say that like you havent

hypocrite

[torpid viper]

yes

[undone birch]

In France we have the 3 Cs

Café, Clope (cigarette), Caca (poop)

[tiny trout]

its most certainly more the case for iced coffee yes

[undone birch]

The first two

[torpid viper]

esp in large groups

[undone birch]

Will invoke the last one

[dense magnet]

Italy is the same

[silver wedge]

hahahahaha amazingg

[torpid viper]

yk what else is tiring~

[undone birch]

ayo we neighboors or what

[ebon steppe]

owo

[tiny trout]

iced coffee + sausage roll from 7\11 and good luck mate

[torpid viper]

not sleeping for 20 hours

[gilded blaze]

yep, are you from Italy?

[undone birch]

it is

[torpid viper]

yes

i am currently confirming

[undone birch]

u ever pulled an all nighter on cocaine?

pro tips: don't

[ebon steppe]

whyyy

[torpid viper]

IM SORRY

ON WHAT

[tiny trout]

my mate did

[dense magnet]

Yes

[tiny trout]

he turned his house clean

[languid beacon]

first hand experience or word of mouth?

[torpid viper]

excuse me

[undone birch]

LMAOOOO

[torpid viper]

just fucking do it without drugs

weak

[undone birch]

Sadly, first hand

[dense magnet]

We indeed are

[undone birch]

I'm clean now

[languid beacon]

ah sorry to hear that

[tiny trout]

aint no one gonna bother

[languid beacon]

not that you're clean

[torpid viper]

:C

[undone birch]

Almost one year clear actually!!!

[undone birch]

too late

[ebon steppe]

woaaaaa

[languid beacon]

but that coke was involved

[torpid viper]

evidently nothing is stopping me

[gilded blaze]

mi potresti dare qualche consiglio? ho acquistato il gioco oggi

[ebon steppe]

congratss

[undone birch]

thxxxxx

[torpid viper]

:D

gj

[dense magnet]

You are not Italian, ciogo?

[undone birch]

made me so good at chess tho

[silver wedge]

la mia faccia quando il ciogo

[dense magnet]

Wooo

[gilded blaze]

only your body is stopping you

[silver wedge]

er ciogo

[torpid viper]

not yet

[dense magnet]

LOLE

[dense magnet]

HAHAH

[tiny trout]

u should pull an allnighter on acid

thats much better

[dense magnet]

You are not Italian are you maxii

[ebon steppe]

teach me chess :( , i suck at it jsjsjsjs

[silver wedge]

i ammmmmm like on god

[dense magnet]

Omg me toooo

[undone birch]

LMAO

[torpid viper]

^

[dense magnet]

I cant believe we played togheter

And I couldnt tell ur Italian

[silver wedge]

prossima volta bestemmione in vc quando la stanza si sveglia

[undone birch]

aww

[silver wedge]

ME NEITHERRR

[dense magnet]

HAHAHAHAH

[torpid viper]

how chess

[gilded blaze]

ogni mattina in parole povere

[tiny trout]

just sacrifice the rooooooooooook

[undone birch]

now don't be mean

[undone birch]

DA ROOOOK

[torpid viper]

is this real

[undone birch]

eat the pieces

[torpid viper]

chat

[torpid viper]

wilco

[undone birch]

shove them

[torpid viper]

i might die

[ebon steppe]

then i been playing properly

[torpid viper]

but that wont stop me

[torpid viper]

uhm...

[gilded blaze]

Im not mean, its just Italy

[undone birch]

The Hans Niemann Gambit

[dense magnet]

We Italians are not mean

We just have a lot of emotions

In our words

[ebon steppe]

ovo !

[tiny trout]

fianchettto the bishop

[torpid viper]

cant say the same

[undone birch]

Don't worry I'm from Paris, we just love to be mean, but actually care

[languid beacon]

and in your hands

[dense magnet]

That yes

[undone birch]

Vaffangulo

[dense magnet]

HEYYY

STOP

[torpid viper]

wilco

[undone birch]

Or else? >:)

[dense magnet]

You dont wanna find out

[undone birch]

I am weirdly curious

[tiny trout]

else he gonna en croissant your baguette

[undone birch]

NOOO

[torpid viper]

i-

[gilded blaze]

fun fact, the Italian linguage is the linguage with must swear ever

[digital junco]

Weirdly?

[dense magnet]

Ill show you what the pizza does

[undone birch]

depending on part of italy, imma get the concrete shoes

[dense magnet]

I live in rome

[undone birch]

As they say in south of France "suicided by 3 bullets in the back"

[tiny trout]

j-

[undone birch]

ah

[languid beacon]

my friend has me believe that southern italians are not people

[torpid viper]

damn

[undone birch]

u believe northern ones are?

[torpid viper]

i cant believe you have accute shot in the head syndrome

[ebon steppe]

ono !!

[languid beacon]

impartial

[dense magnet]

We're quite nice in here

[undone birch]

I-

[gilded blaze]

the only pizza at rome that I eat what litteraly a frisbee

[undone birch]

Can confirm, bought me a monster

[dense magnet]

Lemme guess, sicily?

[gilded blaze]

Rome

[tiny trout]

kekw

[gilded blaze]

Im from Naples

[dense magnet]

Well yeah

Thats what I thought youre from the south

[dense magnet]

Reminded me to get one im almost home without one

[ebon steppe]

!

[undone birch]

get two :(

or I guess we could share

[dense magnet]

TWO?

[undone birch]

for me

[dense magnet]

Im not sharing, not yet

[ebon steppe]

owo !!

[torpid viper]

damn

[gilded blaze]

where i live i can bought them at 1 Euros

[undone birch]

I love how americans you need to be like 2 states over to have difference in spereotypes

And meanwhile in europe like 50km over it's literally two different people entirely

[tiny trout]

fuck

[dense magnet]

LOL

So true

[tiny trout]

dont remind me about the euro rate

[torpid viper]

what the FUCK IS A KILOMETER

[tiny trout]

i wanna enjoy my day off

[undone birch]

1 mile is 1.8km

[dense magnet]

Relatable

[gilded blaze]

In Italy everyone hate Everyone

[torpid viper]

dont fucking give me numbers

[gilded blaze]

is really good like this

[undone birch]

BASED

Paris has prepared me for this

[dense magnet]

Its kind of true but we do hide it

We just fake smile and say hey in a happy way

[undone birch]

i've seen ur last election results

[torpid viper]

i thought you just said that-

[dense magnet]

Whilst dying inside

[languid beacon]

for me it's one city over, but that's because of the large migrant population where I live (not a bad thing at all, but stuff feels much different)

[undone birch]

ur not that good at hiding

[dense magnet]

Dont trust what I say.

[torpid viper]

i am

[dense magnet]

I am not

[torpid viper]

understood

[dense magnet]

Remember when I said I showed you my pets

Why did you trust me

[torpid viper]

nO

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dense magnet]

See

[torpid viper]

you lied

[undone birch]

i want to play tf2

[ebon steppe]

pets !

[undone birch]

but you gays distract me

[undone birch]

u

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjs

[undone birch]

:3

[torpid viper]

you could play with-

[ebon steppe]

me !!

[torpid viper]

:3

[languid beacon]

i am (respectfully) not gay

[dense magnet]

Oh no I dont play tf2

[ebon steppe]

monyyyyy have a wonderful lovely time playing tf2 !!!! kill em all !! murder :3

[undone birch]

pronouns???? purple pfp????

[ebon steppe]

and conga line !

[undone birch]

let me guess

GTFO??

[torpid viper]

hmmmm

[languid beacon]

i don't care who you are, you're probably hot as fuck, but my brain laughs and says no attraction for me

[ebon steppe]

mony yes

[neat solstice]

meow

[ebon steppe]

mrow

[torpid viper]

oh my god is that hekitty

famous carry

[gilded blaze]

What are "Pronouns"? can i eat it?

[neat solstice]

pronouns in bio kill on sight

[ebon steppe]

hi cuties

[torpid viper]

is this real?

[undone birch]

far too many people say that for me not to have a second of doubt before looking at your bio

FQKBFZ

[torpid viper]

its hekitty

💀

[dense magnet]

What that mean

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[torpid viper]

uwu

[dense magnet]

This is my fave emoji

Ever

[torpid viper]

gun you down in the street

[digital junco]

ma’am this is a wendys

[dense magnet]

Please

[torpid viper]

no

stop

[dense magnet]

WOW

[torpid viper]

you have to live

you have so much to live for

[ebon steppe]

can i get it too

[torpid viper]

NO

[languid beacon]

reminder! pronouns are cute and if you don't use them, you stop existing

[torpid viper]

WHY DID I SUGGEST THIS

[torpid viper]

so

[torpid viper]

what youre telling me is

i should stop using pronouns

[dense magnet]

Wait so I stop using them and j die?

[ebon steppe]

cute because u cute people using them

[languid beacon]

"me" "i"

nice try, nice try

[smoky storm]

my pronoun is an f1 racing car

[languid beacon]

you're not having that easy

[undone birch]

my pronouns are she/her, but I could be your/s~<3

[dense magnet]

I go by he him irl and cute/adorable in chat

[torpid viper]

goat is telling ifkitty that ifkitty should stop using pronouns

[ebon steppe]

owo !!

[torpid viper]

thats not.

that execution

[neat solstice]

uwu

[torpid viper]

was

[dense magnet]

Damn your smooth

[digital junco]

gollum

[smoky storm]

for sigmar

[undone birch]

Eheh thank you

[undone birch]

too late

[languid beacon]

goat never said or implied such a thing and does not wish harm on anyone apart from bigots and bad people

[torpid viper]

yea i know

[neat solstice]

any cute girls in chat

[ebon steppe]

u cute/adorable irl and in chat :3

[dense magnet]

AWW

[undone birch]

ME

[dense magnet]

Ty dusty

[ebon steppe]

:3

[torpid viper]

but ifkitty doesnt wish for existence

:D

[dense magnet]

Monique do you know what am I coming back home with?

[undone birch]

Dusty spreading the wholesomeness

[languid beacon]

you 🤍

[torpid viper]

compliments?

in my christian gtfo server?

[undone birch]

Me? 😳

[ebon steppe]

owo

[dense magnet]

NO DOLLY A MONSTER

[undone birch]

DOLLY

FBKZQFJBQ

😭

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[ebon steppe]

just one ?

[dense magnet]

ACTUALLY

[undone birch]

we shotgunning the monster

[dense magnet]

TWO MUHAHAH

[languid beacon]

dolly is a new one

[ebon steppe]

OWO !!!

sharing is caring :3

[undone birch]

just finished the second

maybe could

drink

third?

[dense magnet]

Okay no

No three monsters wtf

[ebon steppe]

ono

[torpid viper]

wanna watch me shotgun this champagne bottle

[undone birch]

or will i die

[torpid viper]

trust

[ebon steppe]

monyyyyy , thats lotta monsters !

[undone birch]

me when stop taking my meds

[torpid viper]

i think you might die if you drink too many

tbh

[digital junco]

It could always be more

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ebon steppe]

ill die

[languid beacon]

ugh i need to cook dinner

[digital junco]

nope you aren’t allowed

[ebon steppe]

oooh what u cooking cutie !

[undone birch]

when will monster can finally fit

[torpid viper]

aw

[undone birch]

it's called monster can, not monster can't

[dense magnet]

#pet-pics @undone birch me you and my cat

[torpid viper]

gl

<3

[undone birch]

OOOOH CAT

[ebon steppe]

CAT !!!!

[undone birch]

MEOW

[torpid viper]

you can... t spell

[ebon steppe]

adoirable :3

[languid beacon]

hey wait a minute, what does this mean

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[ebon steppe]

mrow

[undone birch]

I WANNA

pat

[dense magnet]

You are permitted to pat

[undone birch]

yess

pats KITTY

[ebon steppe]

kitty cat cat adorables :3

[dense magnet]

HA YOUVE BEEN FOOLED I WAS THE KITTY ALL ALONG

SO YOU PAT ME

[ebon steppe]

i was about to say , owner like cat , both adorable cute

[digital junco]

what

What the fuck

[undone birch]

pats harder EHEHEHEH

[smoky storm]

haven't tasted monster but im pretty sure red bull is better

[dense magnet]

🫠

[dense magnet]

No

100 times no

[winged hearth]

Red Bull Coconut Edition is best

[ebon steppe]

welps , my turn to die , bye cuties hope you all have wonderful day or night :3 love yall

[digital junco]

byyeee dusty!

[undone birch]

RedBull fueled me during school

used to drink like

4-5 per day

[winged hearth]

don't overdo it tho

[undone birch]

absolutely killed my guts

[winged hearth]

ouch

i bet

[undone birch]

and with ADHD meds

the two together

my heart

GOD

[winged hearth]

someone i know ended up having heart problems when they drunk that much

[tiny trout]

redbull with vodka or jager goes ok

[digital junco]

sheer heart attack

[languid beacon]

oh dear

[dense magnet]

monster with vodka used to be my choice when i was in highschool

[tiny trout]

oh i didnt drink in school

only started in uni

quit after uni

still smoke tho

ive quit cigs and various forms of tobacco tho

[polar elm]

A pack a day keeps the doctor away

[tiny trout]

just sipping on nicotine now

granted, im not in australia, where you can only legally get disposables

im gonna be fucked when i return thats for sure

[neat solstice]

smoking is unfathomably vile

[tiny trout]

true, but its unfathomably social

[neat solstice]

i havent drunk in forever but not because i dont like alcohol, alcohol is great but its too expensive

[tiny trout]

ughhhh

idk mate australia has pretty decent booze prices cant say for qld but i imagine state difference would have no role

just get a job or something i guess

[languid beacon]

you can get wasted for cheap anywhere but what's the point

[tiny trout]

if you

as an australian

think alcohol is expensive

thank fucking god you are not a smoker and dont know worse

[neat solstice]

i can afford it I'd just rather save my money for maintaining the lifestyle i enjoy

[tiny trout]

pack of ciggies is fucking 60 mate

can you imagine that price, smokers from rest of world?

60 times difference

[tiny trout]

good on ya mate, alcohol can still be enjoyable while youre young but you already started staying away

good shit

weed is cheaper anyways

[neat solstice]

so glad i never got hooked on smoking

[tiny trout]

hell, in vic weed is practically free

[languid beacon]

i don't think i'll ever smoke

few weeks ago i had an illness where i had to start coughing for half an hour every morning to clear my lungs from mucus and oh my god

[tiny trout]

does the way you phrased it imply you ever tried?

[languid beacon]

i do not ever want that to become a daily fact of life

[neat solstice]

i tried once and it was gross lol

[tiny trout]

u tried a cig?

[neat solstice]

yes

vile

[tiny trout]

ever tried vape?

[neat solstice]

yeah, not nearly as bad but i still cough everywhere

[tiny trout]

damn, nice

disposable have more nicotine that normal juices do so its nice that didnt get u hooked

[neat solstice]

this was like 4 years ago lol

[tiny trout]

impressive

[tiny trout]

oh mate

when i finally got covid

as a smoker

i thought thats it

me dead now

1st day i could not breathe

doing so would be extremely agonizing

[languid beacon]

i smiply don't have the capacity to deal with any of the ill effects, nor do i have any reason to use any substances

[tiny trout]

i get shit on for saying so by some individuals but i am of the belief one should try acid (provided with research done on individual basis) just to see how it is once

[languid beacon]

I'm on both sides of that fence tbh

[tiny trout]

and then do whatever the fuck ya want mate

[dense magnet]

It's not the first cig that gets you addicted

Cause I think no one likes the first cig

It sucks, it's gross

[languid beacon]

yep

[dense magnet]

It's the second one that gets you addicted

[tiny trout]

idk mate first cig was deece

[languid beacon]

and it's never the first mistake that gets you killed

[dense magnet]

I was a smoker for 5+ years, stop for a year or so and then pick it back up every few months

[tiny trout]

but i was smoking hookah before so i guess i was trained lmao

[dense magnet]

yeah that'll do

[tiny trout]

but hookah is never gross tho

[dense magnet]

I'm on my stopping smoking cycle now and it really just takes one cig to go back to being addicted

[tiny trout]

if uve never tried nicotine gum, you could give it a try

i quit for awhile with it

[languid beacon]

breaking addiction is hard

[tiny trout]

but if uve aready built a tolerance for the gum

youre fucked mate

[languid beacon]

with smoking, the psychological addiction lasts much longer than the physical addiction

[tiny trout]

hmm

[languid beacon]

after some time, can't quite remember, your body is completely nicotine free and the substance dependence part is gone

[dense magnet]

oh yeah

On my break cycles i don't crave nicotine at all

[tiny trout]

i dont remember exaactly but like i smoked for 1-2y, then quit for 1 year, then came back for 1-2y, then quit for a year, and now im smoking for 1 year now

[undone birch]

nowadays it's like

[dense magnet]

You just have to break the habit

[languid beacon]

I know about some of this stuff because of my studying

[undone birch]

if a coworker smokes, I could ask for one

but I never uy cigs or tobacco anymore

which means I smoke lile

[tiny trout]

i quit for half a year as well after i got admitted to a srgery

[undone birch]

1-2 a week

[dense magnet]

See if my partner smoked

I'd 100% start smoking aswell 💀

[undone birch]

Yeah same

[dense magnet]

It just feels good rolling one for my partner when she's still sleeping for the morning coffee

[languid beacon]

it's hard to break an addiction if you ever can, the cycle repeats for a long time

[undone birch]

It would be jard on me

[undone birch]

how did that sound so cute and wholesome

[languid beacon]

but every time you make progress you get to go further and further

[dense magnet]

cause i am

[tiny trout]

bro when i decided to roll a cig when the tab kicked in i was doing it for like millions of yearrs

i could never finish rolling that cig

[dense magnet]

lmao

[undone birch]

need someone to roll me a blunt on saturday morning

[dense magnet]

alrighty, my place? c:

[undone birch]

c:

[dense magnet]

but yeah it's just hard

to break addiction

[undone birch]

or better, on friday night after looong week of work

Yeah it so is

It's not even just the substance

It's the gesture of smoking

[languid beacon]

it's after 2 days that nicotine is completely eliminated from your body, not sure how long it takes for the cravings to stop though

[dense magnet]

no it really isn't

[undone birch]

the ritual of rolling

[tiny trout]

idk mate, its been straight up fixed for me

wanna quit? 1 year guaranteed

[dense magnet]

oh god literally

[tiny trout]

then come bck

[languid beacon]

yep, the psychological habit is harder to break than the physiological dependence

[dense magnet]

Yeah whenever i go back to rolling and smoking i don't even like

Super enjoy it

The first few weeks yeah sure

But then it's just a habit again, I sometimes don't even finish my cigs

[undone birch]

Yeaah

[tiny trout]

sometimes rollies do be fizzling out

and ur like ah ffs

ah well

anyway

where the fuck is my juice

it was just here now wtf

there it is

[digital junco]

looks like alien

[tiny trout]

hmmmmmmmm

do i join r1a1

r2a1

or whatever the fuck yukitty and the gang wanna do

[urban briar]

The world would be at peace if the random would choose a level when I post any level

[tiny trout]

its always r8d2 dont worry

[neat solstice]

@urban briar read ur profile comments recently?

[urban briar]

I would cry. Cry myself to sleep knowing I’m never good enough, no matter how hard I try no matter what I do yuki will never love me back. After everything I’ve tried they won’t love me, because I’m not good enough. I’m not strong I’m not smart I’m not good looking. There’s other girls better then me in every way possible, I will still try but deep down inside I know I don’t have a shot, even if I stay by their side and treat them better then I treat myself they will never love me back. Yuki will complain about guys and say there is no one meant for them. I’ll still be sitting there waiting for my turn, then one day they will start talking to me differently. Are they liking me? I will be thinking. I will revert back to my old ways. Thinking that they love me and developing hope again. Yuki will start talking to me daily, I try to mask my true feelings but I can’t.

[ebon steppe]

astolfo ! bing chilling

[ebon steppe]

how u cutie

[neat solstice]

im great actually

[ebon steppe]

yayyyy im so happy ur great :3 !

i hopes the rest of ur day only keeps getting better and better :3

[brave mantle]

WHY ARE YOU SO WHOLESOME DUSTY I CANT TAKE ITTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭😭

[vapid plaza]

:3 ?

(👍≖‿‿≖)👍

[ebon steppe]

frostyyyyyyyyy hi cutie how is you too :3

[digital junco]

he’s just a goofy little guy

[vapid plaza]

─=≡Σʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ ????

[ebon steppe]

:( why say the little part !!!!! :((((

[digital junco]

:3 i’m 6’5 everyone is little to me

except when i hit my head on the ceiling

and fall over

[ebon steppe]

:(

[digital junco]

it’s more common than you’d think

i’m very stupid

[ebon steppe]

hugiies

[torpid viper]

Carbine is the brainless upgrade to pistol. An argument can be made its the same thing basically, even if it spreads its damage output across 4 bullets. Better DPS, got a nice sight... Relatively speaking.

Otherwise anything is fine if you can use it. With sole exception being HEL AutoPistol, not sure how to get milleage out of that thing.

[urban briar]

Frosty is so toxic smh

[true sierra]

literally

I say we contact mods and take him to the testicle combustion chamber

[urban briar]

🙏

[torpid viper]

^

[true sierra]

ˇ

I'm in hell

truly feels like it

[tiny trout]

why does my right foot sense vibration when i take a leak

[languid beacon]

idk ask a urologist

or neurologist

[tiny trout]

surely general chat would know better

[brave mantle]

Ben dover

[true sierra]

bad cable management

have you seen the red and blue wires in the body ?

Like jeez it's so unorganized no wonder something got connected to somewhere it shouldn't have

rip the whole thing out

[pseudo scaffold]

I heard Sex⁶⁹ would straighten that all out

Release the chakras so to speak

[true sierra]

where

do we have a whistleblower ?

[pseudo scaffold]

[true sierra]

we would kindly ask you to provide information

if you do you will be revarded with a 1 week early access

and uhh

a skin

[pseudo scaffold]

I heard if you successfully pulled it off. You would have opened the 7 gates within your body

The 8th gate providing maximum efficiency but at the cost using up all that you have

[true sierra]

and where did you hear this

[true sierra]

Sex corp™ will learn from Boeing™ and kill the whistleblower

[neat solstice]

Unauthorized yap, 15 minutes taking a shower.