general

[red kindle]

i dont believe you'

[amber fable]

that's the same guy prob

first 8 initials are the same

[red kindle]

what do you mean my friend

[copper slate]

Haha

[undone birch]

real???

[copper slate]

First thing you did when you made discord account join the gtfo server

must like the game a lot!

[slow skiff]

A round of applause! 👏🏻

[granite geode]

he got banned🤣

[copper slate]

LOL

[nova steppe]

getting your alt account banned is impressive lol

[copper slate]

Just a smidgen funny

Would want to be that guy huh

[undone birch]

original not banned tho

that's impressive

[nova steppe]

i meannn

it's impressive to get any account banned here

[undone birch]

lol

[pearl pivot]

damn ban evasion huh

[bleak lintel]

Out of blatant scamming or spamming attempt, it definitely is. We are very lenient and offer second (and often third) chances to most offenders.

[undone birch]

Yeah we noticed

And it often does fail to protect victims of those people

[languid beacon]

:)

[undone birch]

being lenient with everyone is not being kind to everyone

those are distinct

[copper slate]

I never understand why continue after clearly warned

[undone birch]

cause they don't care about staying

only about trolling

[copper slate]

Sad

[languid beacon]

there should be some amount of leniency involved but it's important to draw a line and make sure there's not too much tolerance for bad behaviour

you can stay lenient while being stricter

[copper slate]

Just leave it up to a responsible group of people

Perfect

[undone birch]

mods really said we lenient towards racism

bravo

can't believe the server offers 2 nword passes

truly this is utopia

3rd one too much tho

Damned government regulations

[languid beacon]

and don't forget, you get an hour free trial for harassing someone but after that you need to pay with blood

[copper slate]

🔥

[undone birch]

gatta be lenient tho

thanks for protecting... oh well

someone was protected at least

[languid beacon]

ya, protect the feelings of the problematic individual

[undone birch]

smh we are so ungrateful

truly we are the real intolerant

[copper slate]

If someone says bad things then says them a second time after being told not to I don't think another two warnings would do anything

[undone birch]

Maybe once mute is done, they will have learnt their way

I wonder who will suffer if that's not the case

oh wait

that's it!

that guy's target!

who cares

[bleak lintel]

If that would not be the case, you can be quite confident that the next sanction would be a ban, according to our history.

[undone birch]

According to your history, this does take a lot of time to get there

I am not going to keep going as it's just venom from me anyway

but like

yo

be real

[bleak lintel]

It does not in other server I am an Admin of. To each server its own rules.

[languid beacon]

not just from you, moderation policy has been totally ineffective in preventing problematic behaviour from people in this server several times and it's always the victim who suffers for it

[undone birch]

I know, but still

Imma leave it at that for now

[languid beacon]

ya, ultimately we know nothing we say will change moderation policy

[weak owl]

drama? and I wasn’t there to shitpost during it??

[languid beacon]

still a shame though

[weak owl]

I am now sad 😔

[copper slate]

Anti depressants help me

[bleak lintel]

I do not have much to add to that, but as you probably already know, we are always open for dialogue through @eternal saffron , however you feel about it.

[languid beacon]

last i recall i did say my piece through mod contact and had no response, and most of what i said was not responded to

[undone birch]

each interaction I has was "sorry we'll do better" and no change in leniency

when they didn't forget to answer

[bleak lintel]

It was heard still, and every bit of information helps.

[undone birch]

this is like dialoguing with my father

fr

[languid beacon]

even if it was heard and the information i give helps, i had 0 reassurances about any concerns

[exotic vapor]

invite

[neat solstice]

I missed it.

😦

[copper slate]

Scroll

[steep stone]

Too much effort, not as funny out of the moment

[neat solstice]

Me when misinformation 😈

[scenic ginkgo]

Guys

Short rifle isnt that bad

[pearl pivot]

If you have 100% accuracy on precise

[arctic dune]

...Short Rifle Is Satisfying When Shooting It. I Almost Turn The Gun To Auto Mode...

[novel holly]

[copper slate]

Short rifle is like the rifle but short.

[ebon steppe]

pistol

pewpew

[arctic dune]

Hmm...Make Sense...

[arctic dune]

Burst-Pistol
Pew-pew

[amber solar]

[it's two pews :3]

[burst cannon would b three pews]

[arctic dune]

It's Not Pew Anymore If It's Burst Cannon.

It's BOOM-BOOM-BOOM.

[arctic dune]

Oh...My Mistake. Sorry.

[amber solar]

trues it's three very big powerful sounds
also no worries no one knows no one uses it :3

[arctic dune]

I Completely forgot that Burst Pistol shoots two bullets...

[arctic dune]

Hmm...

No One Uses It...?

No Wonder.

[short rain]

I use it

Makes me feel powerful

[amber solar]

...

funny u say that

being the smolest gun in the game

s m o l

[short rain]

So is my-

I man

Big man

Not afraid of the sleepers

Smol gun goes pow

Don't make fun of it's size. It does its best

[tribal bone]

@high pebble I Am Not An AI. STOP CALLING ME AN AI. EVEN IF I AM ONE OF THEM, I WOULDN'T BE YAPPING ABOUT THIS...

I'm tired of this...

[high pebble]

ok

[tribal bone]

Good.

[graceful nymph]

Bro did not let that pass

[lucid wasp]

yall I think darc might just be an AI

[tribal bone]

...Wha...What Are YOU thinking this whole time...

I AM NOT A GODDAMN AI...

[pseudo scaffold]

[tribal bone]

What Now? You're gonna join them?

[neat solstice]

If you can't beat em.

[wooden oyster]

eat em

I think that's how the phrase goes

please correct me if I'm wrong

[lucid wasp]

nah you got it right

[astral thicket]

Hey, im consideering buying this game. Is it worth it and is it still populaR?

[scenic ginkgo]

Not popular

[steep stone]

It's worth it if you want something more challenging then the average 4 person co op experience and it's popular enough to where you'll still find matches

[scenic ginkgo]

But it has a dedicated communtiy

[steep stone]

It's got what, 2-3k players on average?

Which isn't bad at all for Niche Game.

[scenic ginkgo]

800-1k

[steep stone]

That's still acceptable imo

[scenic ginkgo]

Yup

[steep stone]

I still play Depth and steamcharts says that has 30 mfs online

[scenic ginkgo]

the player counter doesnt mean how good a game is :3

[steep stone]

No, but it is indicative of how easily you'll find a match tbf

Like I literally can't get games of Due Process anymore and that was legit the best Not Siege Not CSGO type game I ever played

[fathom fable]

is r2c2 one of the hardest missions?

[scenic ginkgo]

no

[steep stone]

Not even close tbh man.

[scenic ginkgo]

its not even close to being hard

i would rank it

in like top 50-60 hardest levels

[steep stone]

That's not even halfway

R2C2 is what, one of the first permanent alarms?

[scenic ginkgo]

(some B tiers are harder lol)

[fathom fable]

yea

[amber solar]

yes

the first one

[scenic ginkgo]

yeah its the introduction to error alarms

[amber solar]

it is very very hard to adapt to it for the first time

so like i get it

[steep stone]

Was gonna say, I can see it being hard first couple of attempts then

[fathom fable]

spawn 4 every 40 sec, then after completing the objective it spawns giants nonstop

[amber solar]

then and now when ur new

[amber solar]

not nonstop, its a full wave of giant only

then as normal

smols

[scenic ginkgo]

once you get the hang of it is actually easy

r2c2 i mean

[fathom fable]

iv done it before with randoms, im just training some new friends to doing it and its proving difficult

[amber solar]

its defo more manageable when u know where to go

even tho it can caught u off guard still

[scenic ginkgo]

yeah its definitely difficult with new people

[steep stone]

Isn't everything in GTFO?

[scenic ginkgo]

some stuff is hard even if you know how to do it

[amber solar]

it be even more difficult too without proper meleeing techniques

[ebon steppe]

hiiii

[amber solar]

caue 20% everywhere

[steep stone]

Like I'm ngl the hardest part of R2E1 was figuring out where to walk

[fathom fable]

just been running knife since theres no real stealth that mission

saves ammo

[scenic ginkgo]

SAME

[steep stone]

Try Hammer

[amber solar]

idk i like knife for that mission

[scenic ginkgo]

knife is good for error alarms

[amber solar]

knife n hammer r both kinda on the same level

[steep stone]

I prefer knife for actual stealth ngl

[amber solar]

it has its moments, tbh on stealth anything is fair game
but on combat ones a clear winner

[scenic ginkgo]

stabby stab

[amber solar]

just one its more balaced for giant combat too

which there isnt a whole lot in c2

[scenic ginkgo]

as long as you dont run spear you are fine :)

[steep stone]

God I wish spear was good

[steep stone]

What're you personally finding is killing you?

[fathom fable]

the error alarm and fog

well probably get it on the next run cus we made it to that final giant wave

[steep stone]

So is it just quantity of smalls?

[fathom fable]

im gonna run scattergun next time

have my team use combat shotguns for waves

[scenic ginkgo]

funny gun

[fathom fable]

very

[scenic ginkgo]

tbh since its only one giant wave you should run something like hel rifle or hel gun or anything that can kill giants fast but also take care of other tasks

[steep stone]

Scattergun is so dumb lmao, I love it

[steep stone]

Honestly, and I'm biased saying this, HCP probably wouldn't be a bad pick

[scenic ginkgo]

HCP would be decent

[steep stone]

Kills giants pretty fast, and it works for anything else you'll find there without being too into any role.

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[digital wing]

GENTE QUE HABLE SPAÑOL PARA JUGAR ,DM XD

[languid beacon]

i have not studied spanish in over 5 years, but i read that sentence perfectly, fun

[languid beacon]

#hc-europe message

[digital wing]

thx man

[amber solar]

si querei buscar gente aqui mismo en este server podei buscar o compartir lobbies en los canales LFG tambien [como #lfg-latin-america ], nomas siguiendo la guia de como postear mensajes de #how-to-matchmake

[kindred pelican]

Whats the objectively best load out

[wooden oyster]

that's the best part

there isn't one

try shit out and see what works for you

and don't try min maxing games

have fun and live a little

[novel holly]

[wooden oyster]

if you don't enjoy the journey, what's the point in the destination?

[scenic ginkgo]

there is not one

there is the best guns

but not the best loadout

[wooden oyster]

'best guns' is relative and dependent on the player

[languid beacon]

and situation

and what everyone else has

[wooden oyster]

the worst guns are more consistent but still fun to try

[scenic ginkgo]

slug

😔

[wooden oyster]

spittin facts

[wooden oyster]

it was... an experience to try

it's like a really really bad rifle

but still fun to run

[scenic ginkgo]

i unironically like short rifle and burst pistol

[kindred pelican]

I love the slug

It blasts even the biggest enemy

[scenic ginkgo]

ignoring the fact is one of the worsts guns, its fun to use

[kindred pelican]

Why's it the worst lmao

It hits like a train

[scenic ginkgo]

low damage, low fire rate, bad damage fall off

[kindred pelican]

wait

I don't think we're talking about the same thing

[scenic ginkgo]

theres only one slug shotgun

one

[kindred pelican]

It blasts everything tho?

[wooden oyster]

the only thing I don't like about short is the fact it's semi

[scenic ginkgo]

AWFUL range

[kindred pelican]

Low damage?

[scenic ginkgo]

no?

it doesnt

[amber solar]

slug shotgun has 21 dmg, strikers [tongue smols] have 20 hp, shooters 30, giants have 120 so they need the whole mag to kill from range from the front, and the ranges 6 meters

so it has ok base dmg for a main, but its still not high dmg

sawed off shotgun has 30 in comparison

[scenic ginkgo]

theres like 10 other guns that are better

in every single aspect

[amber solar]

no

dmg

[languid beacon]

slug shotgun is just weird

if you want big damage main, take sawed off

[scenic ginkgo]

true

[wooden oyster]

or the... HEL shotty

[scenic ginkgo]

theres no reason to take slug over sawed off

[amber solar]

cause its fun too

my loadout for every r2b2 mission i do is revo slug shotgun

[scenic ginkgo]

slug + sniper

is a really fun loadout

[amber solar]

... i wasnt being ironic

[scenic ginkgo]

im not being ironic either

i like to use slug + sniper

Lol

[amber solar]

oh ksmdkm

idk i dont like sniper ever

not even unnerfed

only the sounds

[scenic ginkgo]

i dont like sniper too

[amber solar]

...

ur confusing me

[scenic ginkgo]

but when you combine it with slug its kinda funny

[heady python]

hey could someone walk me through like a child on how to join a game for people who have a match already and are looking for more.

I tried reading the matchmaking thing but the window isnt popping up

[hard quail]

@opaque egret

[scenic ginkgo]

#how-to-matchmake

[torpid viper]

Sniper short rifle best loadout

One main

One special

[scenic ginkgo]

@heady python get the lobby code from Host

then copy the lobby code

and a red button should appear that says join lobby ingame

[heady python]

so i hit enter while in game and copy and past that code into my chat box and then the join lobby ingame will pop up?

[scenic ginkgo]

No

You just have to copy the code

And then join

[heady python]

im sorry pablo im not to smart when it comes to this

[scenic ginkgo]

Thats it

[languid beacon]

Copy code, wait 5 seconds

Red box appears on left of screen by the other rectangular buttons

[scenic ginkgo]

Copy code and then click the red join button on the left side of the screen

[heady python]

aww okay okay let me try

[languid beacon]

make sure you only copied the code, and not any trailing spaces

[heady python]

ohhh okay i did it finally thank you for all the help!

[torpid viper]

Yukiiiii :3

[neat solstice]

Guys I just found out you can save a lot of GBs if you uninstall this app called GTFO

[merry moat]

Lol

No

[steep stone]

Isn't gtfo only like 15 gbs

[sage mist]

14.36

[steep stone]

Yeah, this is pretty far down on my list ngl

[sturdy crescent]

hey im new in the game with 2 friends more, have any suggestions to complete the R1C1? we are struggling with that level

[steep stone]

God I have fond memories of that one, what's giving you problems homie

[tiny trout]

15 fps

[restive tulip]

Advice would be if you didn’t do so already,

-loot early zones and make sure to move ammo closer to reactor terminal
-spend extra time between waves looking for cute loot :3

• 3 sentry + bio
• choose a cute place to defend :3 (where enemies will be have to go through a chokepoint)
• take a cute gun called helgun (it rhymes) :3

I’m so nice

[pseudo scaffold]

[sturdy crescent]

what's the last gun hahaha i don't get it

[pearl pivot]

HEL gun

[lime current]

sniper sentry is best sentry

[thorny jungle]

Agreed!

[graceful nymph]

Ew wtf

[copper slate]

mang

[neat solstice]

If a gun is only good for staggering then it ain't a gun

[restive tulip]

It’s a gun in your secondary weapon choices

[runic path]

is it just me or did the HCP's firing sound had changed? it sounds more meaty in older showcases than the recent ones

[languid beacon]

don't think it ever changed

[runic path]

oh well

might be sound settings then

[odd carbon]

yeah it now has "can contain traces of crustaceans" on it

thus, less meat

[languid beacon]

were you listening to it on the same device, and from the person firing the gun

[runic path]

youtube video, i was seeing showcases of weapons 💀

[languid beacon]

Maybe editing trickery then

[runic path]

oh well

[odd carbon]

If it's the video I think it is, I found the visuals a bit fishy

as if something was used to modify them

or the game looks incredibly better from medium to high but I doubt

[runic path]

oh well

[proud cedar]

https://boulderbugle.com/top-10-funniest-gtfo-moments-StAvKKUT

[neat solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[idle marlin]

Team #1 is gone 🫡

[upper hearth]

This is an open letter from me personally pleading with y'all that we do not start this numbered channel shit again

[odd carbon]

It goes away permanently the moment we go back to how the mm worked

[upper hearth]

I'm not usually a doubter

But I'm doubting that

So long as there is a funny number to claim as your own

People will

[odd carbon]

channel 69 got locked

so I counter your doubt with an historical previous

Not that I expect it (the reversing of the vc system) to happen, mind you

[upper hearth]

We didn't either, it got locked out of necessity

[odd carbon]

But if there was one thing that I really wont understand why it got changed, and also when, was the new mm vc system

[upper hearth]

People made it into a problem

I couldn't say about the mm system

But I believe ya that it's not great

I think that's the only thing I've ever heard about it

[pearl pivot]

damn i cant believe andocas left team #1

what a tragic day

[uncut eagle]

[neat solstice]

How come only staff could use 69

They literally kept it there just to show it's there but we can't use it.

[maiden vale]

omg g11

[odd carbon]

Get in random R1A1 ingame mm lobby

they start talking about pc specs instead of playing

that's all

[odd carbon]

The best rifle ever made

Beats everything the American MIC has ever done

[maiden vale]

sounds about tight

right

[torpid viper]

so real

[pseudo scaffold]

When the pub yesterday

Called Ifo and I flexlords or smth

IFO was trying to match my cosmetics

[odd carbon]

He also did that with me the one time I played with

😛

bad ifo

[pseudo scaffold]

Ifo couldn't match me tho

Need the second variant of the puffer vest

[placid iron]

Is it possible to drop ammo packs?

[rapid blade]

anyone down to do all R1 missions ?

[rough ermine]

You can say "Whoops, i accidentally dropped it and used on myself"

[placid iron]

Ah. I was hoping you could pile them up in a corner for defense missions.

[scenic ginkgo]

no

[twilit verge]

what happened to team 1?

[sage mist]

gone
reduced to atoms

[scenic ginkgo]

lets spam VC's until we get team 1 again

:)

[sage mist]

-_-

[rough ermine]

You get 5 spins every 5 minutes

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[narrow ivy]

would like to report someone ,need to contant a moderator or dm a bot?

[scenic ginkgo]

@eternal saffron

mod mail

[narrow ivy]

thx

[neat solstice]

im curious if this game is getting any optimization updates anytime soon

or no

[scenic ginkgo]

no

the most we are going to get are balanced patches

and thats one every thousand years

[neat solstice]

welp

I was hoping for preformance improvments

[scenic ginkgo]

the performance is fine most of the time

except when

you go to gardens

[neat solstice]

isn't gardens that like

uh

big map

rundown 6?

[scenic ginkgo]

No

Thats Destination

[neat solstice]

idk the opened map

where u get teleported

[scenic ginkgo]

Thats Destination, yes

[urban briar]

Me when you reach Destination

[neat solstice]

oh

well destination gets fps drops everwhere at the end

[amber solar]

in the tps maybe but should fix in seconds

its only a drop for loading back one of the two maps

[restive tulip]

Don’t report me please :3

[narrow ivy]

not u

[graceful nymph]

me?

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[odd carbon]

Can I report John Oliver so he finally leaves my youtube recomended section forever?

[frosty imp]

yea

[odd carbon]

🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

[frosty imp]

I don't know anything about john oliver so lol

[torpid viper]

Contacting mods now

Expect a reply in 7 business days

[true sierra]

god damn

not the 7 business days

you're cooked man

[wooden oyster]

optimistic today, are we?

[pseudo scaffold]

*after

[torpid viper]

fair

[proven canopy]

Can someone recomend a good discord server to ask some questions about building a PC?

[torpid viper]

no

[true sierra]

hey

how's everyone

[languid beacon]

relatively good, actually

[ebon steppe]

hiiiii

[wooden oyster]

I am doing great other than my lecturer being too dumb to mark my assignments

[true sierra]

wonderful to hear you're doing well

[dense magnet]

I'm sweating its so hot here

[true sierra]

same lad

Sweating my balls of and another

fuckin sucks

[wooden oyster]

my brain is fucking melting

[weak owl]

real

[slate locust]

LF3 R2B3 109775242773401877 https://discord.com/channels/408196129470152705/1253455165340778546

[shut crypt]

I was removed by force

Carried away kicking and screaming

[shut crypt]

Is this real?

At that rate it'd only take ~1.5 days to get any vc you desire

[rough ermine]

More than enough for me

[shut crypt]

brb, going to make a dozen selfbots and start rolling the dice

Then it's just a race between me getting the funny channels, the gtfo mods banning me, and discord banning me

[wooden oyster]

mods

steal his shoes

but only the left ones

[gleaming wolf]

Go with the right shoe instead, the more commonly dominant foot

[wooden oyster]

have you ever walked up stairs with only your right shoe on?

it's a lot worse than the left

[gleaming wolf]

Ehhhh

That's not much of an issue though

Maybe it would if you had heels on the shoes?

[ebon steppe]

hihihi

[scenic ginkgo]

Dustyyyyyy

[ebon steppe]

pabloo hihihi

how u

[scenic ginkgo]

im a fish now with this rain

🐟

wbu?

[neat solstice]

Do you know the muffin man?

[ebon steppe]

im suffering trying to open minecraft ports on my router

[dense magnet]

Oh god last time I tried to open mc ports on my router I spent like an hour on it

When I finally managed i probably aged 50 years

[ebon steppe]

oh nooooooo

im this close to just contact my provider to just ask them to help me at this point

theres like no good guide or information that can use with this router

[torpid viper]

rip

[copper slate]

🪦

[pearl pivot]

Good morning

[ebon steppe]

morniiin kyry

[torpid viper]

heyyy

[torpid viper]

<@&408548765599793173>

[graceful nymph]

@torpid viper

What is that link bro

Tf is challengermode

[torpid viper]

oh my god its yuki

<3

[torpid viper]

:3

[urban briar]

Can you hear me?

Do you even remember me

My name is John Schaeffer...

[graceful nymph]

Stop lying bro

[urban briar]

There is… a voice, it's telling me, ordering me, demanding… "EXTRACT! RETREAT! COMPLY! EXTRACT! RETREAT"… Stop it! Stop!

[torpid viper]

Carbine is the brainless upgrade to pistol. An argument can be made its the same thing basically, even if it spreads its damage output across 4 bullets. Better DPS, got a nice sight... Relatively speaking.

Otherwise anything is fine if you can use it. With sole exception being HEL AutoPistol, not sure how to get milleage out of that thing.

[graceful nymph]

Shush

[torpid viper]

Carbine is the brainless upgrade to pistol. An argument can be made its the same thing basically, even if it spreads its damage output across 4 bullets. Better DPS, got a nice sight... Relatively speaking.

Otherwise anything is fine if you can use it. With sole exception being HEL AutoPistol, not sure how to get milleage out of that thing.

[graceful nymph]

MODS

[jovial venture]

How can i find a team for r1a1? bots arent exactly helpful

[torpid viper]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[thorn portal]

I can host and help teach once more before I become too tired~

[torpid viper]

^

azu pro

[thorn portal]

That's Yuki~

[torpid viper]

both

i think

@urban briar

can you confirm this

oh wait its just gonna be schaeffer lines isnt it

i regret already

[pearl pivot]

I cant take anyone name started with John seriously anymore

Internet ruined me

[thorn portal]

"So wait a minute- I just found out that the Master Chief's name is John. John? JOHN? We're afraid of a guy named JOHN? Are you kidding me?!" -Halo Infinite Grunt

[pearl pivot]

...

[thorn portal]

D:

[steep dew]

its big boobs!!!

i love that cat spo much

fav cat

[neat solstice]

meow

[neat solstice]

i love big boobs

i also love big boobs

[torpid viper]

real

[pearl pivot]

i big bob

[copper slate]

UNI

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[polar elm]

Sex

[pseudo scaffold]

Fish

[polar elm]

Fish mentioned

[neat solstice]

sigmar balls

No.

It is now illegal.

[pseudo scaffold]

I only worship God Emperor Sugmar

[neat solstice]

sugmar DICK

[torpid viper]

💀

[torpid viper]

where

when

[neat solstice]

⚡Please reconsider your line of thought⚡

[pseudo scaffold]

I should. Re-download vermintide2 at some point.

[torpid viper]

no

[neat solstice]

no lmao

[neat solstice]

ur too young sorry

[torpid viper]

</3

real

[polar elm]

Sigmar balls

[winged hearth]

wtf..

[graceful nymph]

...

[torpid viper]

hmm

[silver prism]

Why are discord users like this

[scenic ginkgo]

you are one of them

[torpid viper]

sigmar balls

[silver prism]

No I'm a YouTube shorts user

[dense magnet]

Based yt short user

[ebon steppe]

morniiiin

[scenic ginkgo]

Hello Dusty

Did You managed to set up your Minecraft port?

[ebon steppe]

no :3

oh something funny , ur spanish right

[scenic ginkgo]

Yes yes

[ebon steppe]

lemme dm u a pic

[scenic ginkgo]

:0

[torpid viper]

heyyy

:D

[ebon steppe]

hihihi

[torpid viper]

how r chu

:3

feeling ok?

[ebon steppe]

tireeed

i wanna fix my ports already

[torpid viper]

aw

:C

gl

<3

[torpid viper]

yuki

<3

[ebon steppe]

hihihihi yuki

[urban briar]

Hello hello

[undone birch]

friday has come

so did ur mother last nite

[torpid viper]

YO.

[torpid viper]

is this real chat

[undone birch]

No thanks to you

[torpid viper]

:C

wahts that supposed to mean

im a minor

[ebon steppe]

hellol cuties !!

[undone birch]

i think minor or not, the concerning part remains your mother

[torpid viper]

says you :D

[undone birch]

hiii

[torpid viper]

mother this mother that

[ebon steppe]

:3 how u all cute cuties

[torpid viper]

find your own dommy mommy

[digital junco]

addicted to elden ring dlc

[undone birch]

wow u say that because i have no mom

ok

addicted to ur mom

sorry i am like this

[ebon steppe]

!)

[undone birch]

how's the dlc

[torpid viper]

oh no worries

i know why

[torpid viper]

:3

[ebon steppe]

?) dlc

[undone birch]

:3

[undone birch]

/3

bru cléo why

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[ebon steppe]

?)

[torpid viper]

shame

[digital junco]

19/10

[torpid viper]

i know what you are

[digital junco]

absolute banger

9000%

[torpid viper]

dak really likes it

better than original game

™️

[digital junco]

Better than base

[undone birch]

u two

[torpid viper]

too*

<3

[ebon steppe]

owo

[digital junco]

Monique did you play base game?

[torpid viper]

uwu

[undone birch]

LERDE

[undone birch]

no I just bought it to an ex

[torpid viper]

???????

[digital junco]

it’s v good

[undone birch]

i wanted to yell "MERDE" (shit) and

[torpid viper]

lerde?????????

[undone birch]

I failed that too

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[undone birch]

why

[torpid viper]

<3

ly

[undone birch]

today was

[torpid viper]

what a goober

[undone birch]

Javascript shenanigans

[torpid viper]

ah

i see why you cant type

[undone birch]

fried my brain

[digital junco]

oh right it’s evening for you

goddammit

[undone birch]

Yep

[torpid viper]

its so early rn

[undone birch]

Weekend~

[torpid viper]

im so tired

[digital junco]

i need this shift to be over

[torpid viper]

i didnt get any sleep

[digital junco]

So i can go back to my elden ring addiction

[torpid viper]

why is it 9 am

[undone birch]

imma buy the DLC just so I can play it while you can't <3

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[digital junco]

but you won’t have time to prog to dlc

silly goose

[undone birch]

uwu

[torpid viper]

hmmmm

[undone birch]

Don't question my dedication to spite and hatred.

[torpid viper]

wow you hate dak?

confirmed?

[digital junco]

you have 5 hours to beat the incest goat man and get to dlc

Go

[undone birch]

Dak is One Of The Good Ones

[torpid viper]

the

the what

[undone birch]

hot

[torpid viper]

the

[torpid viper]

im sorry???????????????????

[undone birch]

What for?

[torpid viper]

[digital junco]

“Some seek glory”
“Other’s redemption”
“And one is just really attracted to his younger brother”

“wait what”

[undone birch]

Allosexual people: yes we are very normal
Allosexual people:

[torpid viper]

no

[undone birch]

NO WAY

it's a real quote???

[torpid viper]

it seems just to be you

[digital junco]

max0r

[torpid viper]

there is no way

[digital junco]

Not real ingame

[languid beacon]

i read goat in one message then read the rest of the message

[undone birch]

AHAHAHAH$

[languid beacon]

thank god i am not the subject of that message, holy fuck

[torpid viper]

🙏

[digital junco]

But he does count down from 3 in latin, and had cut dialogue to count from six

[undone birch]

Andy And Leyley fan confirmed

[digital junco]

They cut it because in latin, six is “sex”

[torpid viper]

dont speak

just stop

denied

[digital junco]

And there was just gonna be a voiceline of mohg screaming SEX

[undone birch]

ok make me

[torpid viper]

ok~

[undone birch]

lmao

[digital junco]

it’s on youtube

[undone birch]

at work my manager just plays "ZEX" super loud sometimes

[digital junco]

he just aggressively yells sex while putting a binding spell on you

…wait a minute

[torpid viper]

...

[odd carbon]

Finish the phrase: The United States of America is...

[torpid viper]

the united states of america is the united states of america

thank me later

[digital junco]

this is like, actually how he fights you

What thehell

[torpid viper]

i

what is elden ring

i thought i knew

now i am concerned

[digital junco]

Ok he’s DEFINITELY the George RR Martin self insert

[undone birch]

man yells SEX irl

based

hello SEX

[digital junco]

Mohg is like, 200% a Got character

[torpid viper]

@true sierra

[digital junco]

not self insert

the other one

Character insert?

[undone birch]

sona?

[digital junco]

no not that

[undone birch]

OC?

[digital junco]

ywah maybe

[undone birch]

every character in a videogame is an OC

yo

[ebon steppe]

hihi

[torpid viper]

uhhhh

[undone birch]

except for adaptations

[torpid viper]

aw

[undone birch]

you were ganna say that to make me look stupid

[torpid viper]

well

[undone birch]

weren't you

[torpid viper]

theres

[digital junco]

Malenia isn’t an OC

[undone birch]

<3

[torpid viper]

games with historical figures

those arent ocs

[digital junco]

she is the Blade of Miquelia

[torpid viper]

thanks dak

[undone birch]

idk but she can pierce me alrite

[torpid viper]

YO.

[undone birch]

M'themby

tips glasses

[torpid viper]

never speak again

[digital junco]

wait have you seen malenia

[ebon steppe]

!)

[languid beacon]

women are cool and all but i'd rather not be eaten by rot

[undone birch]

What is your point

[torpid viper]

is this real chat

[undone birch]

bodyshaming

lesbophobic

mysoginistic

probably racist too

[torpid viper]

i

[undone birch]

kicked a wheelchair user before typing this

[torpid viper]

youre french

[undone birch]

[languid beacon]

it's self preservation ok

[neat solstice]

hi guys gals gays and theys

[torpid viper]

justification

[undone birch]

AUTOMODDED

[torpid viper]

i

[torpid viper]

hmmm

[torpid viper]

how r chu

:3

[neat solstice]

ballin

[upper hearth]

[neat solstice]

mod typing

we're cooked

hi sammy :3

[torpid viper]

hi

sorry

this isnt my fault

[upper hearth]

can you not bypass the filter intentionally please

[torpid viper]

spare me

[undone birch]

hi cigarettes

[torpid viper]

i

[undone birch]

yes we know

[ebon steppe]

hi cuties :3

[torpid viper]

you know me~

intimately~

sorry

[undone birch]

BFQZHFVQKJ

mods

[torpid viper]

heyyyyyy

[undone birch]

bonk this user

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjs

[torpid viper]

:3

[upper hearth]

[torpid viper]

noooooooo

:C

abuse

dont.

[undone birch]

smh I got removed

1985

[torpid viper]

?

removed?

[upper hearth]

the slurs, pass or not, it's a no go here

[torpid viper]

passing?

wow i wish i could

[undone birch]

you should have the same energy for when people are offensive without using slurs

</3

[undone birch]

learn makeup

[upper hearth]

I generally do have 'that energy'

[undone birch]

i would say learning makeup is a cheat code

but like

it's just the normal really

[torpid viper]

tbh

hm

im just

not sure how to even

[languid beacon]

i should learn to do my nails

[ebon steppe]

ovo !

[languid beacon]

and other stuff, fuck the patriarchy i wanna be fabulous

[torpid viper]

my 9 day wait time says no

[undone birch]

the patriarchy is not responsible for your lazyness

learn nails NOW

[upper hearth]

hence the generally

[torpid viper]

id nail you sure~

sorry

[undone birch]

and learn the HORROR of painting your non-dominant hand with your domimant hand

[upper hearth]

stop

please

[undone birch]

and then realize you have to do the other one

[scenic ginkgo]

Oh god

[upper hearth]

i don't wanna bonk you again

[languid beacon]

I'm sure i could make it work

[torpid viper]

ok :C

[undone birch]

You can, even me is mega clumsy (dyspraxia) slowly getting better

but yeah the first few times are

YEAAAAH

also

don't just use polish

[torpid viper]

the horror of painting

[undone birch]

use base coat and top coat

[languid beacon]

thing is I'd need to buy nail paint and all that stuff, dunno where to start

[undone birch]

it makes your nails so much more fabulous

[torpid viper]

my ideal body is to not exist really

i think id need more than nail paint to do that

[languid beacon]

• making sure I'm not getting cheap methyl acrylate bullshit that's sensitising and can cause hypersensitivity reactions and other bad stuff from continued use

i think it was methyl acrylate

can't remember, news article was probably like 18 months ago

[digital junco]

mm tasty

[undone birch]

You need 4/5 things:

Base coat (apply it on your nails then wait to dry)
Polish (apply once, wait for it to dry (put your finger on it and see if it leaved fingerprint), put second one if too transparent/not uniform)
Top coat (apply once polish is dry)
Acetone+cotton pads (to remove polish)

[torpid viper]

also lmao i live with parents

you forgor?

[ebon steppe]

owo !

[undone birch]

just don't be bad at hiding

start having skills

[torpid viper]

i

thanks

very helpful

[torpid viper]

also how am i supposed to get any of the material required

[undone birch]

BRUHHHH

[torpid viper]

thanks mods

<3

[digital junco]

lol

[undone birch]

LMAOOOO

[ebon steppe]

i think my isps just blocked me from asking more assistance

[undone birch]

THAT WAS SO FAST

[undone birch]

i forgor country of car

then actual good question

[torpid viper]

not just that

[scenic ginkgo]

?

[torpid viper]

what money

i dont

how.

akfjh

[undone birch]

idk side jobs during holidays, parents love working kids

[torpid viper]

the issue is

my parents can see what money i use

and they do check

[undone birch]

yeesh

[torpid viper]

yea

[undone birch]

personnally when I used amazon at parents for questionnable purposes, my cheat code was buying one or two books

So I would just show them the books

And be like "huh, weird packaging amazon"

[torpid viper]

hm

[undone birch]

Weird internet use?

Nintendo DSi browser

[torpid viper]

also my parents would be concerned if i bought anything at all

cause i dont spend money often

[true sierra]

Hi

[torpid viper]

hey

<3

[ebon steppe]

hiiiii sex

[true sierra]

Its joever boys

[undone birch]

bidenu

bulasto

[ebon steppe]

oh ?

whys

[true sierra]

My sickness is back

Never really left

Mf booked a hotel

[ebon steppe]

oh nooooo

im sorry sex :( is hotel still in a few days ? or did u missed it ?

[true sierra]

What

No I mean my sickness

Laid low in me

And now it's back

[torpid viper]

aw

:C

[undone birch]

what doctor say

[true sierra]

Beating my ass like crazy

[true sierra]

Nun

[undone birch]

i diagnose you with ass cancer

[torpid viper]

DAMN

its jover

[true sierra]

FUCK

[undone birch]

it's final

[true sierra]

It's joever boys

[torpid viper]

accute ass cancer

[subtle barn]

Any one recommends Hunt showdown steam suggested me

[undone birch]

ur gut goes biden blast

[true sierra]

69th stage accute ass cancer

[true sierra]

I bought it and never even downloaded it once so obviously 10/10

[smoky storm]

its good

until the servers start to act up

[torpid viper]

hmm

[upper hearth]

i think its one of the best extraction shooters

[smoky storm]

one game you're in asia second game you get sent to australia server

[subtle barn]

Can I enjoy it as a solo player

[upper hearth]

but its still very harsh

[smoky storm]

yep

[subtle barn]

cool

[upper hearth]

//sorta

[smoky storm]

you can play alone with randoms

[upper hearth]

it'll queue you with groups and that

[torpid viper]

extraction shooter

[smoky storm]

or just completely alone

[torpid viper]

isnt there a new one like

marathon or smth

coming out

sometime

[subtle barn]

Does it have a good player base

[upper hearth]

yeah from the bungie ip

[subtle barn]

matchmaking doesnt take so long right

[upper hearth]

that'll be interesting

[torpid viper]

hmmm

[upper hearth]

art design looks good

[smoky storm]

nah

it doesn't take like

[torpid viper]

:D

[smoky storm]

5 mins

[upper hearth]

probably better checking steam stats

and forums

[languid beacon]

it's bungie, don't hold your breath

[upper hearth]

i haven't played in ages

i aint

but i can hope

[smoky storm]

but hunt servers are so shit

almost lost it when it dced me in the middle of a gunfight

[upper hearth]

they are the most polished turd servers of the genre

[torpid viper]

i have no clue what bungie is

[languid beacon]

the destiny franchise game company

[upper hearth]

idk if they ever put in a reconnect feature yet

[torpid viper]

ah

[languid beacon]

the people who made halo ce-halo reach

[torpid viper]

well then no

no thanks

[smoky storm]

if game doesn't let you recon it gives you back your character so there's that

free death cheat

[upper hearth]

whacky

[smoky storm]

it's still a fun game tho

just a shame it's full of chinese people in asia can't even communicate 😔

[torpid viper]

i

[upper hearth]

are there any games where that doesn't happen? lmao

[undone birch]

where's the Great Firewall of China when you need it

[torpid viper]

tianmen square%

[undone birch]

Chinese neighboor yesterday said that at least in China billionnaires pay their taxes because they know what happen if they complain 😭 😭 😭 😭

cold but bold

[torpid viper]

i

[upper hearth]

real

but also fucked up

😔

[torpid viper]

no

[languid beacon]

i love non-dom tax loopholes

[torpid viper]

they still tax dodge

[languid beacon]

i love the uk

[torpid viper]

btw