general

[slim drift]

its literally all useless

[nova steppe]

i did think i'd get 50% on the written exam so i was surprised

[pearl pivot]

my prime was like 10 years ago now im bad and sad

[nova steppe]

not been a good year!

[true sierra]

yeah

[slim drift]

u got much betterz

[ebon steppe]

i sowwie cutie :( i really hope it all becomes as amazing and wonderful like urself real soon , u deserve all the best forevers !

[true sierra]

I just love having to show my work on some exercise when I can also just press 3 buttons on a calculator and get the answer possibly correct

[slim drift]

i dont even try atp im done i js write gibberish

[pearl pivot]

uh um... no you!

[ebon steppe]

u more more more !

[true sierra]

or , my favorite , being judged on my literacy by wether or not I can recognize some long dead poet who was important in history because he farted on a higher pitch than most

[pearl pivot]

calculator enjoyer!

[true sierra]

and I'm proud of it

[pearl pivot]

calculate how much money i get

[slim drift]

i dont like literature ☝️

take^

[true sierra]

0

[slim drift]

0.01 cents per month

[true sierra]

me neither

I have come across one singular poet whose work I enjoy

the others are cringe

[polar elm]

I use a calc (slang for calculator if you didn't know)

[ebon steppe]

share moneyyyyy

[pearl pivot]

yo you guys dont have to call me out like that

[ebon steppe]

i want money :(

[pearl pivot]

everyone should

[true sierra]

relax liberals , it's called dark humor

[slim drift]

🎡🚂

[true sierra]

what

[ebon steppe]

yes

[true sierra]

ah

now I know

[polar elm]

If you're just joining the stream you wouldn't know

[pearl pivot]

its 3 am my english is bad and im eepy i dont get the jokes if its going on right now

derpy derp

[slim drift]

roller coaster emotions

[true sierra]

I would have not figured that out on my own

[true sierra]

dude sleep

[pearl pivot]

in abit...

[true sierra]

now

go ahead lay down close your eyes and chill

[polar elm]

I don't understand

[true sierra]

bad news

[ebon steppe]

go eepy cutie !

[pearl pivot]

doing this to pillow right meow

[true sierra]

don't get me started with cats and pillows

[ebon steppe]

i wanna be a cat with a pillow

[true sierra]

the orange stray that keeps visiting threw up on one of our outdoor chair's pillow

[polar elm]

Mrow

[true sierra]

mf held eye contact with me while doing it

[ebon steppe]

meow

[nova steppe]

cats are indeed evil

[pearl pivot]

i have an orange cat, hes so derp and chaotic during these hours

zoomie

[ebon steppe]

cute

[slim drift]

my eyes r tearing up

[pearl pivot]

Whats wrong?

[slim drift]

idek they js did

[pearl pivot]

My eyes tear up sometimes when i yawn as well

[graceful nymph]

yup

ur actually puking but instead of ur mouth its ur eyes

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[slim drift]

hmmm

[neat solstice]

You should definitely and IMMEDIATELY-

Enjoy your summer break kids

(I have work )

[arctic dune]

Ouh...

[ebon steppe]

lixyyyyy

[arctic dune]

Hehe..Hi, Dustyy!

What Are You Up To, Dusty?

[nova steppe]

i want curry

[amber solar]

:O

[odd carbon]

sleep

[ebon steppe]

works :(

[arctic dune]

Aww. Don't be Sad, Dusty. Hug?

[ebon steppe]

hughughug , how is u cutest cutie

[arctic dune]

Hm! Just Woke Up.

[ebon steppe]

how was the eepies then :3

[arctic dune]

Hehe..Good! Yet, No Dreams.

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[arctic dune]

Hm?

[ebon steppe]

well , it can be good and bad :3

glad it was still a good eepie :3

[arctic dune]

Hehe...

[scenic ginkgo]

hello chat

[amber solar]

hello chat

[scenic ginkgo]

hey my fellow taco man

hows the heat over there?

[ebon steppe]

hiiiii

[frosty imp]

hello cutie Dusty

[ebon steppe]

ur cuter :3

[amber solar]

bad

[scenic ginkgo]

How Bad is it

45c?

[amber solar]

well not so much ksmkdm

we r not in the sahara but

[scenic ginkgo]

You lucky bastard

[amber solar]

37 38 constaantly all daay

c:

[amber solar]

well come here then

[scenic ginkgo]

Nah

No thanks

[amber solar]

smh

[scenic ginkgo]

I'm good here

[amber solar]

ok u melt over there

[scenic ginkgo]

I probably can visit Dusty one day

:3

[amber solar]

ok ill go there then

[scenic ginkgo]

:D

3 mexican femboys together

[amber solar]

:D

[amber solar]

baaakooo

[scenic ginkgo]

Dak-chan!

[digital junco]

it is time

i must return

[scenic ginkgo]

Return to deez?

[pseudo scaffold]

[scenic ginkgo]

Hey Clownace

[digital junco]

return to occy

:3

[scenic ginkgo]

HM?

[amber solar]

:3

[digital junco]

:3

[scenic ginkgo]

I want to play occlusion again one day

But My laptop......

[digital junco]

yeah lol I'll fry your hard drive again

[ebon steppe]

hihi

[frosty imp]

Hello cutie Dusty

[ebon steppe]

u cuter

[pearl pivot]

Cute chat

[ebon steppe]

yes because ur here :3

[neat solstice]

wtf

[strong knoll]

does mouse grip affect aim?
(im doing a research ty lol)

[harsh narwhal]

lmao its pride month and gtfo stays on brand

[harsh narwhal]

personal preference

[strong knoll]

ok ty

[restive tulip]

Lets do better next time

[smoky storm]

trying to squat 60kg after 2 months of not working out feels like you're squatting nikocado and gorlock the destroyer at the same time

i can't do this shi bruh

[lone sky]

Based

[graceful nymph]

Erm... its june

[undone birch]

Yeah, aka pride month

[undone birch]

when the Gays are single handedly carrying this community lmao

[undone birch]

The true tactic is just to get fat

Then every squat is 60kg squat

do 60kg squat while fat
lose 60kg
you can know 120kg squat

thank me later

[graceful nymph]

huh ?

[undone birch]

I'm not sure what the confusion is

[polar elm]

Yeah men's mental health month

[undone birch]

Remember, for PTSD Awareness Month, you have to give a homie PTSD

[scenic ginkgo]

Best month of the year

[undone birch]

🙏

alrite, getting ready for my echo

I hope it's a boy

[true sierra]

Oh that's how it works ?

In that case I'm gonna do something devious to my friends

[undone birch]

Smh not pregnant:(

[weak owl]

ok

gobblin

[true sierra]

try again

[undone birch]

You offering help?

[true sierra]

I can help you kidnap people that you like off the streets ?

[true sierra]

ninja

[polar elm]

Blev

[true sierra]

same

[harsh narwhal]

frrr 😭

[true sierra]

I could use some paracetamol right about now

[polar elm]

Buh

[ebon steppe]

morniiiin

[true sierra]

Buh

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[neat solstice]

I don’t wanna live in the world like this it look like Skibidi toilet

[ebon steppe]

hi cuties :3

[true sierra]

hey dusty

[nova steppe]

hello

[true sierra]

hey goat

[polar elm]

On skibidi my fellow sigma male

[nova steppe]

cease

[polar elm]

Only in ohio

[true sierra]

maybe the internet was a mistake after all

[nova steppe]

it was a mistake

[polar elm]

Clearly

[ebon steppe]

how u all cuties doing !

[nova steppe]

still sick but almost better

[true sierra]

what do you have goaters

[nova steppe]

wish i knew but i don't get throat cultures done whenever i get a cold

either a bad cold, flu, or covid if i had to guess

[polar elm]

Cold

Sinus infection I mean not literally cokd

[ebon steppe]

ooooh happy its almost better ! hope it v soon recovers fully cutie :3

oh noooo, i sorries fishy :( really hope you too recovers big soons !

[undone birch]

RIP

went to doctor yesterday for chronic sore throat (I have tonsils problems)

This bitch prescribed me god knows how many STD tests after learning I was trans, and didn't include a single one for any throat infection like strep throat

[nova steppe]

what sort of stupid doctor

[undone birch]

here I lie, surrounded by negatives tests, still dying of sore throat

[rustic knoll]

this doctor doesn't understand shit

[undone birch]

actually flabbergaster

[nova steppe]

if someone is complaining of sore throat, it doesn't matter if they're trans or not, i'll look down their throat

[undone birch]

he watched inside my throat from like, a feet away

mf just didn't want to touch me

[nova steppe]

without a light, no doubt

[undone birch]

Didn't even listen to my breathing with a stethoscope

[nova steppe]

yea ok he is stupid

[undone birch]

At least I got him to write a referal for ENT specialist

But yeah that hurts

[rustic knoll]

I dont know what lung sound would be connected to throat issues, unless you have a throat infection that traveled down to the lungs

[nova steppe]

you can still hear wheezing

[undone birch]

Could devolve into bronchitis, especially since I started caughing because of all the mucus

[rustic knoll]

Me personally i haven't had the experience of doctors chalking shit up to just being because i'm trans

[nova steppe]

doctors listen to the right side of your chest when listening to your heart, because you get to hear different things from different parts which lets you get a whole picture

[undone birch]

Yeah no that was the first time it was that blatant to me

In 8 years, that's a pretty high score

[rustic knoll]

yeah for lung sounds on the right side you would typically listen from the back

[undone birch]

like dude I'm dying from fever in your waiting room, please just pretend

Thankfully that has gone down a lot tho

[smoky storm]

drink a mcdonald sprite fever gone

[undone birch]

BASED

alcohol lowers body temp

ergo

drink beer

[rustic knoll]

macdonal sprit

[undone birch]

the only out of norm values my blood works gave today were high white cell counts and like

bitch

i know

I'm sick

that's what I came in for

[nova steppe]

it's true, no fever if you are dead 💅

[undone birch]

BASED

[rustic knoll]

that is how that works

[undone birch]

that is indeed how it works

The opposite would actually have been worrying

[rustic knoll]

my professional medical opinion is that "you probably sick"

[undone birch]

T-cells be like "should we do something?
-nah bro let her cook"

[undone birch]

thank god for 8 years of med school

[rustic knoll]

I only took a 12 week course to get the EMT license

[undone birch]

me, seeing a motocyclist with a missing foot: mh, that is not good

[rustic knoll]

id still trust my own opinion over those of that doctor specifically

[undone birch]

Yeah no that was just whack

"What meds do you usually take
-Estrogens"

and like

BRO you could almost hear the vineboom playing in his head

INSANE SHIT

[rustic knoll]

"erm, its giving medical bias"

[nova steppe]

the pharmacist part of me: this is outside of what i can deal with, refer them elsewhere
the medical drama part of me: apply a tourniquet to stop the bleeding, pain meds, make sure everything is stable and get them in the ambulance etc etc

[undone birch]

nah

they should suffer

[rustic knoll]

all I know is the medical drama part

[bleak anvil]

give a sticker for being a brave patient

[rustic knoll]

BLS medicine and shit

[undone birch]

AWW

true!!!!

[rustic knoll]

always have a trader joes scented sticker on me

or nugget

[undone birch]

motocyclist; i'm gay
EMT: AWW KING YOU ARE SO BRAVE, have some morphine

[polar elm]

Crash course in military aid for all the idiot grunts

[rustic knoll]

EMTs in America at least can't give Morphine, that's only within a Paramedic's scope of practice, FYI

but morphine for coming out is based

everything must be numb

[undone birch]

!!!

[rustic knoll]

unconcious patients are just easier to deal with

❗

the MGS alert noise just played in my head

I wish I had been given morphine for free when i came out

[undone birch]

my brother just completed his 6 month ambulance driver training

[nova steppe]

if i end up in an accident and the paramedics/emergency doctors come i'm gonna backseat them soooo hard

[undone birch]

On his first week, wife called and stated the guy fainted on the toilet

by the time he gets there, they realize the dude did not "faint"

[rustic knoll]

doctors are the worst patients, if they don't just refuse transport all together

[undone birch]

he had an aneurysm pop and was without circulation for like 10m+

[nova steppe]

oh for sure

[undone birch]

that's why you should never strain while shitting, kids

[rustic knoll]

stroke?

[undone birch]

Aneurysm

Like a lot of old people, strained while pooping

Finally popped

But yeah, "fainted" was just

[rustic knoll]

aneurysm's are a cause of stroke

[undone birch]

yeah

[nova steppe]

unfortunate way to go, sounds bad

[undone birch]

To be fair, that's at least a quick one

[polar elm]

Dusty hi

[rustic knoll]

sure

[undone birch]

But imagine being in first week of training

and you have to talk to family of deadge guy on the toilet

that was

ROUGH

[ebon steppe]

hihi

[undone birch]

the wife called everyone to come, so they had to deal with his (adults) kids

[polar elm]

Hru

[undone birch]

just

messy

[rustic knoll]

yeah, first responders have a real bad mental health track record, cops have it worst (statistically)

EMT's are more than twice as likely to commit suicide than the general pop

[undone birch]

First responders should have mandatory counselling for very different reasons cops should have mandatory counseling

[ebon steppe]

dusty ded

[undone birch]

But in fine both should

Battling those issues alone/undetected is just

Yeah

It's unfair to everyone, yourself included

[undone birch]

yikes

[rustic knoll]

5.7% vs 2.3%

[undone birch]

2.3%?

holy shit

[rustic knoll]

general pop

[undone birch]

we talking attempt or?

[rustic knoll]

success

[undone birch]

DAMN

[rustic knoll]

as in cause of death

[undone birch]

so like, if you know 100 people

2 of them will die of suicide?

that's

huh

I figured it was less

But I guess it kinda checks out

huh

[nova steppe]

stuff is rough out there, i am wondering what's out there waiting during my career, but death is an inevitability

[polar elm]

O

[rustic knoll]

well this is in the USA so, mental health crisis/epidemic

[ebon steppe]

:(

[undone birch]

tbf I too would feel overwhelmed if I had current issues but in USA

[rustic knoll]

also EMTs might be responding to more shooting victims and other fucked up calls

[undone birch]

Yeaaah

[rustic knoll]

cause america

[undone birch]

Apparently overdoses are common-er

and it's just messy

[rustic knoll]

yep

[undone birch]

and sad

[rustic knoll]

all ambulances have NARCAN, cause it wont have an effect on anyone who isn't overdosing

[undone birch]

It won't?

[rustic knoll]

nope

[undone birch]

HUH

[rustic knoll]

no adverse effects

[undone birch]

so you could just give it to anyone, and there would be no effect unless they were using?

[rustic knoll]

yep

[undone birch]

HUH

[nova steppe]

every drug has side effects, but i am curious now

haven't looked into it at all but i wouldn't be surprised if it did something in higher doses

[rustic knoll]

cops spray that shit into homeless people's noses all the time if they don't wake up fast enough

[nova steppe]

wait is morphine an opioid, google time

yes it is, thought so

[undone birch]

oui

[torpid viper]

Yes

[rustic knoll]

yeah, i think most civilians should carry at least one narcan spray on them, small enough to fit in a pocket

good enough to save a life

[nova steppe]

yes ok i thought so, apparently it can block the actions of endorphins

[undone birch]

Oh no, my post nut clarity

:(

[torpid viper]

Hmmmmm

[undone birch]

Can't even edge under narcan

why bother

[polar elm]

I'm sorry dusty

[rustic knoll]

WHEEZE

[torpid viper]

Wrong reply???????

[rustic knoll]

yup

[torpid viper]

Caught in 4k

[rustic knoll]

happens

[undone birch]

BAHAHAHA thank you, thank you

[ebon steppe]

hughug

[rustic knoll]

performance anxiety, it happens

[torpid viper]

So real

[undone birch]

Not to me

I promise

this is the first time

I don't understand

[rustic knoll]

I alone am the honored one

[polar elm]

[nova steppe]

can't have performance anxiety if you never put yourself in a spot to perform

[torpid viper]

Lies

[nova steppe]

sex is bad anyway, it creates children and nobody likes those

[rustic knoll]

TRUE

[torpid viper]

Hmmmmm

[undone birch]

not with me it doesn't

wink

[rustic knoll]

the bangers just keep coming

[undone birch]

I had to learn CPR for shit, and noone has ever died in front of me, people should put in more effort

[torpid viper]

Ok

Will do

[undone birch]

I do like that the automated defibrilators are very easy to use for anyone

[rustic knoll]

GUH fuckin HUH???

[rustic knoll]

they tell you exactly what to do

[nova steppe]

if i was allosexual then this would mean more

[undone birch]

Like, they straight up say to you how to use them using a voice thing

[torpid viper]

Haha I had to learn CPR for even dumber shit

[undone birch]

Yeah

[rustic knoll]

I had to learn CPR for EMT class

[torpid viper]

That's normal isn't it

[undone birch]

Plane building

[torpid viper]

I had to for...

Biology class

[undone birch]

Like, built an actual 4 seat plane in a club

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[rustic knoll]

I think the first time i learned CPR was for a Scout camp (camp counselor)

[torpid viper]

Hm

No one has died in front of me yet

Wait no that's not true

No one has died from something CPR could prevent

[rustic knoll]

you could always take things into your own hands

[undone birch]

excuse me

[torpid viper]

I mean

I made sure

[undone birch]

yeah that's what I said to her mom last night

</3

[torpid viper]

</3

[nova steppe]

does anyone even know what CPR means? must be some long forgotten knowledge consigned to history

[rustic knoll]

i walked into that one

[undone birch]

cardio pulmonary ressucitation?

[amber solar]

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation

[torpid viper]

Hmmm

[undone birch]

Apparently now they teach you to never stop doing compressions to insufflate air

[amber solar]

typo, u gone

[nova steppe]

correct, but cardiopulmonary is one word

[undone birch]

like, just keep pumping

[torpid viper]

Slendi lurking smh

[undone birch]

[torpid viper]

So real

[rustic knoll]

you can give breaths in between pumps

[nova steppe]

but still, noone knows what it means

[true sierra]

the sound are getting louder again

[rustic knoll]

but also, some situations you need to start with rescue breaths. for example lightning strikes and drowning

[rustic knoll]

ok "sex"

[true sierra]

Sex

[torpid viper]

It's 30 pushes 2 breaths repeat right?

[rustic knoll]

yes

for one person cpr

[torpid viper]

Me when I drown

[rustic knoll]

mfw

[torpid viper]

Hmmm

[undone birch]

drowning I knew/assumed

lightning strikes, you got me curious

[nova steppe]

100bpm

[undone birch]

also why would you ressucitate anyone who got a zapped by lightning? like God can't be any clearer than that

[rustic knoll]

lightning strikes can seize up the diaphram and giving breaths is sometimes enough to reactivate their nervous system

[torpid viper]

DAMN

[nova steppe]

i know the theory but i'm not confident in the practicalities of cpr

[undone birch]

wanna train? 😳

[torpid viper]

I don't think most people are confident

Just remember, you're likely not at fault if they die in most countries

[undone birch]

Yeah

[rustic knoll]

lightning strikes also mean Reverse Triage, as in you treat the people who need CPR first because their more likely to be saved quickly by CPR

[undone birch]

And if you break ribs, ur not ganna get sued

[torpid viper]

Or if you do it's going right into nowhere

[rustic knoll]

good samaritan law?

[undone birch]

That's what they're called in the USA/anglo-saxon world I think yes yes

[rustic knoll]

ah

[undone birch]

The expression "bon samaritain" which means the same thing in French also exists

[torpid viper]

Yes

[undone birch]

But I don't think that's how we call the doctrine behind it

[torpid viper]

French laws

Ew

[nova steppe]

the french do know how to riot, wish britons could do the same

[torpid viper]

Leave EU -> economy suffer -> ???? -> profit

[rustic knoll]

it means so long as you don't; abandon your patient (cease care to just leave, getting help is fine), act outside your scope of practice (negligence, doing things you weren't trained in) you can't be sued

[undone birch]

THE FIRST ONE

imagine just

"nah imma be late for my uber pickup, good luck m8"

[torpid viper]

So real

[true sierra]

how is everyone

[nova steppe]

still sick but feeling pretty fine

[true sierra]

same

I'm glad you're fine

[rustic knoll]

high on life for the first time in 18 years

[undone birch]

🙏

[true sierra]

how come

[rustic knoll]

just recently came out and started estrogen like, 3 months ago

[nova steppe]

i really should get a referral so i can start getting trans drugs but like fuck

[true sierra]

nice nice

[nova steppe]

it's the uk, i'll be waiting 7 years before any appointment and in 7 years time who knows where i'll be

[rustic knoll]

the anti cistamines are goated

[scenic ginkgo]

In 7 years the world Will already had ended

[rustic knoll]

shiiiiiiit, in america its just informed consent

[true sierra]

as in you might change your mind ?

[nova steppe]

no as in i might have to go across the country to the clinic which is closest to me at this time

[rustic knoll]

im in california so there aren't to many anti trans laws here

[true sierra]

ah

[rustic knoll]

very few barriers to care

[true sierra]

For a minute I thought you might off yourself ngl

[rustic knoll]

I know I wouldn't have lasted another 7 years

[nova steppe]

maybe i just need to shop around for the shortest waiting time and say i'm fine travelling so i can at least start something

and then get referred to somewhere closer later, idk

[rustic knoll]

theres always DIY, but thats not the safest way to do it

[torpid viper]

That's better

[nova steppe]

the closest clinic is apparently seeing patients that were referred 5 years ago

[torpid viper]

Hope you stop being of the sick soon

[rustic knoll]

UK is cooked

[nova steppe]

i'm studying pharmacy, i'm not buying random drugs online

figuring out a care plan not great either

[rustic knoll]

I'm just hoping we (US) don't elect a fascist again

[torpid viper]

I mean considering everything

Probably hopefully not any time soon?

[rustic knoll]

we hopefully dont elect A felon of 92 charges

[scenic ginkgo]

the US doesnt exist

its all an experiment

[rustic knoll]

i fuckin wish

[scenic ginkgo]

you are a paid actor

[rustic knoll]

GUH?????

where's my fuckin money

[scenic ginkgo]

it went to taxes

[rustic knoll]

NOOOOOOOOO

[true sierra]

haha

[rustic knoll]

i dont remember the government working 24 hours of my shift wtf

[true sierra]

cracks me up every time an american loses about 50% of their income because "taxes"

[torpid viper]

Didn't trump go down... 2 points for that

Fucking crazy

[rustic knoll]

gotta fuel the military industrial complex somehow

[scenic ginkgo]

:)

if i could
i would nuke the US

[undone birch]

UK, rip

[nova steppe]

yeah, it's bad

[undone birch]

i don't understand the correlation

if anything, that would just make it easier for you to check everything is alright

[rustic knoll]

what crazy is that he could actually hold office from prison (and likely pardon himself, huge test of how much the supreme court will let someone fuck the constitution to death)

[nova steppe]

yes it would make it easier but i'm aversed to doing it more than i already would be

[true sierra]

Your country is basically a pre-alpha PUBG lobby

[scenic ginkgo]

LOL

[undone birch]

I see

But like

7 years?

[scenic ginkgo]

PUBG lobby

[ebon steppe]

hugughug

[torpid viper]

People who go to prison can't vote but denying them office? Wow that's oppression

[rustic knoll]

UK is cooked

[undone birch]

I guess it's a tradeoff

[nova steppe]

probably more like 5 to get a first appointment but yea

[undone birch]

I know what side of the trade I would choose

[torpid viper]

Rip

[true sierra]

tell me I'm not right

[rustic knoll]

I just gave planned parenthood a call and had a prescription the next week

[undone birch]

I'm very against felon = no more vote tbf

[true sierra]

planned parenthood does the thing ?

[undone birch]

It does

[rustic knoll]

streamlined

[undone birch]

There is more than just 2 people in the UK that can get you those drugs

[true sierra]

ah

[rustic knoll]

basically no questions asked, don't need to have months of therapy, don't even need a clinical diagnoses of gender dysphoria either.

[torpid viper]

I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy

I do agree

[undone birch]

oh yeah yeah no worry

[true sierra]

Shouldn't those things be required tho ?

[undone birch]

Yeah. The wait list is if you want to go by "official" ones

[rustic knoll]

nope

disagree

[torpid viper]

Why?

[true sierra]

I'm asking

We don't have these here

I would know nothing

[undone birch]

A point could be made in favour of this, but not in a world where it would take years for "diagnosis"

[nova steppe]

part of the problem is I don't know what treatment would be the best for me, so even if I did go to buy something outside of a prescription

what would I even get

[undone birch]

ah

the NB struggle

ye that's fair

[torpid viper]

Fair

[rustic knoll]

everything

do it ALL

[undone birch]

I need topical T-gel for my

[torpid viper]

How does that even work

[nova steppe]

i am not doing the entire dispensary

[undone birch]

not with that attitude

[torpid viper]

Hmmmm

[nova steppe]

it would kill me several times over!

[undone birch]

It was only on their 3rd day of intership that goat realized they were NOT a candy salesperson

[rustic knoll]

who's gonna stop you

[undone birch]

liver

[torpid viper]

Well

[rustic knoll]

shit

[torpid viper]

Yea

[nova steppe]

there's so many drugs that do so many things, you'd die a horrible death

[torpid viper]

Multiple organ failure would stop most people I'd say

But what do I know

[true sierra]

Multiple organ failure my beloved

[scenic ginkgo]

just dont get multiple organ failure

[torpid viper]

Ah ok

[scenic ginkgo]

🤷‍♂️

[rustic knoll]

shock would kill you

[true sierra]

if you don't consent your organs to fail they won't

easy

[scenic ginkgo]

EXACTLY

[rustic knoll]

really, everyone dies of shock eventually

[undone birch]

One more tzatziki recipes adds aneth/dill herbs and I am going to kill everyone in the room

aneth/dill belongs NOWHERE

[rustic knoll]

waht

[undone birch]

dill, in english, apparently?

[rustic knoll]

even is that

[true sierra]

are these drug names or am I actually going insane

[scenic ginkgo]

we are stupid to understand

dw

[true sierra]

what the fuck is a tzatziki

[undone birch]

SEX, PLEASE

[torpid viper]

Me when I deprive my brain of oxygen and I die????

[last tartan]

not a drug

[scenic ginkgo]

QUBERT

IM HOME BBG

[true sierra]

Am I stupid or something ?

[rustic knoll]

you would go into shock and die

[scenic ginkgo]

war crimes? @last tartan

[last tartan]

Too bad

[true sierra]

what like now ?

[undone birch]

yes

[torpid viper]

Well opioids just kinda

[rustic knoll]

shock is just what we call dying

[torpid viper]

Kill your breathing

[undone birch]

🇬🇷 dish

it goes with

everything

[pearl pivot]

good evening (its 1:26am)

[torpid viper]

Hm

[rustic knoll]

yeah but that puts your body into shock

[true sierra]

yeah I just googled it

[torpid viper]

It's 11:26 am uwu

[torpid viper]

Fair

[true sierra]

never heard of it before

[undone birch]

fair

[rustic knoll]

time zone buddies??

[true sierra]

here we have goulash

[undone birch]

I'm like, part 3rd gen immigrant from greece, and so one side of my family basically speaks Greek and cooks this food

[true sierra]

and a fuck ton of lard

[undone birch]

20:27 uwu

[torpid viper]

We're both suffering here <3

[torpid viper]

PM

Youuuuu

[rustic knoll]

america? canada?

[undone birch]

as you should for being in that god forsaken timezone

[true sierra]

I'm dying god fucking damn

[torpid viper]

America

[rustic knoll]

california?

[torpid viper]

Thanks bae

[undone birch]

canada in america

[torpid viper]

Where else <3

[undone birch]

[torpid viper]

:3

[true sierra]

How much money would you cut off one of your fingers for

[torpid viper]

$1000000

Maybe I'll be able to buy like

1/3 of a house here

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[rustic knoll]

what county (yolo)

[true sierra]

what if you get $10,000 for a finger

and every finger after that multiplied x10

[torpid viper]

San jose

<3

Don't judge me

[rustic knoll]

huh

jusdjed

[torpid viper]

Fuck Right

Santa clara

:3

[frosty imp]

The first trillionaire owning 10 trillion dollars if you do all your fingers

[rustic knoll]

davis (queerest town)

[torpid viper]

Anyways want my full address and birth certificate

[undone birch]

20 if feet

[frosty imp]

Easily could afford to get that shit back on or something

[rustic knoll]

GIMME

[torpid viper]

Hmmm

[torpid viper]

I don't have it

Ha

:3

[true sierra]

three would be enough if you ask me

[undone birch]

lemme meet your parents and imma make u another birth certificate alrite

[frosty imp]

Multiplied by 10 per finger

[true sierra]

then you move to europe into a country with it's own currency

you're set for generations

[torpid viper]

Wow an hour and 43 min drive

[undone birch]

literally a euphemism to mean poor country

[frosty imp]

But imagine owning 10 trillion

[true sierra]

I'm one of those

[rustic knoll]

this city burns the eyes during pride month

[nova steppe]

florint was it

[true sierra]

just about 1000 euros in HUF is almost half a mil

[true sierra]

forint

but almost

[frosty imp]

100k quintillion cause I forget what goes after

If toes includes

[torpid viper]

Avg price per sq ft of 500?

Lucky

[true sierra]

floorint rather since it's so fucking shit

I hate it here

[nova steppe]

Seventeen thousand unvigintillion

[torpid viper]

I have a 200 forint coin

Don't ask

[true sierra]

hey give that back

[torpid viper]

Nah

It's mine

[true sierra]

How dare you

[torpid viper]

It's also like 10 USD and I'm cheap so I'm keeping it

[torpid viper]

I don't think there's a single flag in my neighborhood

Besides like

2 American flags

Maybe

If I look for them

[true sierra]

what now ?

[rustic knoll]

pride flags everywhere

[true sierra]

how the fuck is it 10 USD

[torpid viper]

Is it not?

[true sierra]

200 forints is less than 50 cents bro

[scenic ginkgo]

you are cheap?

[true sierra]

our echonomy is in shambles

[scenic ginkgo]

can i buy you then?

[rustic knoll]

bigots burn like demons in churches here

[scenic ginkgo]

true
theres pride flags on my bus station

my bus station is now gay

[true sierra]

so it's a gaystation ?

[torpid viper]

Oh wait I confused it for Czech currency

uwu

I don't know why I have this

I haven't gone to Hungary

[true sierra]

it's literally worthless

[rustic knoll]

gaystation 5

[torpid viper]

Yes

[true sierra]

newest edition , now extra gay with a bit of fruity on the side

[true sierra]

Melt it down and sell the metal

you would make more

[rustic knoll]

they forgot the ZEST??!?!?!?

[torpid viper]

Wait @rustic knoll your housing prices are actually going down???

That's crazy

[true sierra]

uhhhh

DLC

[torpid viper]

By like .80% but like

[rustic knoll]

they would

[true sierra]

,8% is fucking weak

then again here I am talking even tho I will never own my own property

holy shit we're kind of like the americans

[rustic knoll]

you don't want that

[true sierra]

housing prices are making it impossible to live other than rent

[true sierra]

I don't but here we are

[torpid viper]

Wow the average price in San Jose went up 11.8% Jesus Christ what the fuck

In this economy????

[true sierra]

one of the houses on the end of our street is on sale for 50 mil

[torpid viper]

Rip

[torpid viper]

USD?

[true sierra]

it's around 1960's era one bedroom house

[true sierra]

one sec

[torpid viper]

Ty

I know it's like 1:.0028 but like

Math hard

[true sierra]

140 grand ish

[torpid viper]

Ah

[true sierra]

then again the minimal wage here is 447 buck a month

highest I've seen so far as a wage is 2,7 grand a month

[torpid viper]

Ok that's actually probably high price per sqft maybe

[true sierra]

dude

it's a block

I think no water

[torpid viper]

Hm

Hmmmmm

[true sierra]

electricity with the old soviet era cables

[torpid viper]

What's the sq ft of the house

Just curious

[torpid viper]

Rip

[true sierra]

aka for ones who are not fluent in electricity , health hazard

[true sierra]

off the top of my head I have no idea

but it's small

[torpid viper]

Estimate?

[pearl pivot]

dang there already gen5 m.2 ssd, 12400mb/s read. so fastttt

[true sierra]

I don't know ft bruh

[torpid viper]

Why the fuck do you need that much read

[torpid viper]

Meters

I can convert

[pearl pivot]

speed loading

nyom

[torpid viper]

Hm

[true sierra]

270 sq ft

ish

I mean you do get a garden with it and a crumbling , rotten wood shed

but it's not worth it

without running water and a powerbox older than I am

[torpid viper]

Damn wtf

[true sierra]

is that small or

[torpid viper]

500/sq ft???

Crazy

[true sierra]

No you dumbass

[scenic ginkgo]

square feet?

[true sierra]

I converted it

[torpid viper]

???

[true sierra]

270 square feet of house

is my estimate

[torpid viper]

I know

You said it was 140k

[true sierra]

nvm I'm dyslexic

[torpid viper]

So it's ~500 USD per sq ft

Which is crazy

[true sierra]

is that a lot ?

[torpid viper]

I'm pretty sure houses in Davis are also around 500/sq ft

[torpid viper]

Yes

Who is selling that thing lmao

[true sierra]

the only thing I would say that makes this better than american houses is that it's brick

[torpid viper]

Absolute goober

[true sierra]

some 70something year old woman

[torpid viper]

It's the land that costs the most not the house itself

[true sierra]

bitch bought if for a cow and two sacks of corn

[torpid viper]

The land here is like 840/sq ft

Crazy

[true sierra]

the land is probably overworked like crazy

Here gardens in the yard are worked like crazy

[torpid viper]

Hmmm

[true sierra]

like on a small plot imagine carrots cabbages onions beets radishes

potatoes

what else

eggplants too in some places

tomatoes garlic

and these are just the vegetables

you're lucky if you have fruit trees

[torpid viper]

Ok so

The land as in the area

Not the quality of the dirt

[true sierra]

yeah I know

just saying

the yard itself isn't to big either to be honest

imagine a peasant plot

about that size

[torpid viper]

Hm

[nova steppe]

i hate trying to find all the information on gender clinics, absolutely awful to find what you're looking for

[weak owl]

wat

[nova steppe]

the newest ones only take referrals for patients in certain areas but its hard to figure out which goes where or where you'd go if you fell slightly outside the boundary

[torpid viper]

Rip

[nova steppe]

tragic thing is i am one town over from the geographic range of one of the clinics!

hm ok one of the "clinics" is actually more of a scheme to transfer some parts of care to other sections of the system so

[true sierra]

balls

who's pablo

@scenic ginkgo

[scenic ginkgo]

Pablo :D

[true sierra]

Pablo :D

[pearl pivot]

where pablex

[scenic ginkgo]

dead

[torpid viper]

Pable extended

[ebon steppe]

hihiiiii

[pearl pivot]

hi dusty cuty

[torpid viper]

Helo

[scenic ginkgo]

do people still play BO3?

[pearl pivot]

cod ?

[scenic ginkgo]

yeah

[pseudo scaffold]

Imean.

[pearl pivot]

last cod for me was warzone few years ago when battleroyal still top trending

[pseudo scaffold]

BO3 is still the game used for modded zombies ain't it?

[scenic ginkgo]

yeah

i keep seeing modded zombies shit on youtube

[pearl pivot]

watching streamers play cod zombies for easter egg was nice

[scenic ginkgo]

but idk if people still play normal multiplayer

[polar elm]

Yeah but not mp because you'll get a virus unless you play plutonium

[pseudo scaffold]

I haven't kept up on it. But there was a in depth modded remake of transit

[scenic ginkgo]

yikes

[polar elm]

Bo3 servers on pc are messed up you gotta play community

[pseudo scaffold]

In terms of BO3. Idgaf about MP

Rather CoD mp in general has grown boring to me

[zealous hound]

yoo guys its been ages since i play and switched to outlast trial >.<
anyone same as me and looking for noobies group?

[pseudo scaffold]

I wish outlast trials had more to it.

[scenic ginkgo]

i been playing for a while but i can join yall

[polar elm]

I've been playing mw2 on iw4x

[zealous hound]

okay wife, anyone wanna hop in? we need extra 2 LOL

[pseudo scaffold]

It's sad some of the ambitious fan devs of modded cod (I forgot what the ambitious MP one was called)

Got shutdown

[polar elm]

It didnt

Plutonium and iw4x still exist

[pseudo scaffold]

SM²

[torpid viper]

"wife"

@scenic ginkgo

New name confirmed

[polar elm]

Nvm that was irrelevant

[pseudo scaffold]

Where is Wife at?

[torpid viper]

Ong

[scenic ginkgo]

power died

sus_bishop

[neat solstice]

Is GTFO a horror game or a comedy?

[scenic ginkgo]

both

horror at the start comedy at the end

i cant take the game seriously when i see my friends getting brutally killed by Frank

[pearl pivot]

sussy baka

[zealous hound]

broo dont focus LOL wanna hop in to the team??

[neat solstice]

League of Legends? What the hell?

[torpid viper]

No

[torpid viper]

Can't take the game seriously when charger in wall

[neat solstice]

Bro is playing Final Fantasy.

[torpid viper]

Hm

[scenic ginkgo]

real

[zealous hound]

bruh im forming team here i can logout

[torpid viper]

For what game

[polar elm]

First person movement shooter

[torpid viper]

Movement.

[ebon steppe]

hiiiii

[neat solstice]

Is it really first person or third?

[ebon steppe]

none person

[torpid viper]

Hey

[pseudo scaffold]

Kiting simulator

[polar elm]

2nd

[torpid viper]

That's pubs

[zealous hound]

109775244996802969

yall can join

[wooden oyster]

bruh

does he know?

[ebon steppe]

:3 hihi

[wooden oyster]

hi

[wooden oyster]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[undone birch]

IRA would like to know your location

[torpid viper]

I'd love a Roth ira

[undone birch]

[ebon steppe]

me

[weak owl]

[ebon steppe]

i wanna be eepy :(

[pseudo scaffold]

People do.. silly things sometimes.

[wooden oyster]

the sticker spam is real

[frosty imp]

Holy moly!!!!

[wooden oyster]

it is for me

[undone birch]

BRO

MY MAKROO IN CHRIST

[frosty imp]

What

Nice programmer socks goblin, did you buy it off the fool's gold mine

[undone birch]

😭

[frosty imp]

They look nice :((

[random atlas]

@pseudo scaffold

I grinded MHW from 9pm till 7:03am (just got off the last hunt)

What do?

[high pebble]

run fatalis duos with me

[random atlas]

Im tired boss

The diablos are a pain

[frosty imp]

I think you should sleep

[high pebble]

just drink dash juice

[random atlas]

I had 2

Worst thing was

A pickle decided to say fuck yo progress and make a 3 way car crash on mud bay

[high pebble]

wait wtf dual blade user

ewww

[random atlas]

No

I use lance

[high pebble]

based

[random atlas]

Cause im mental

[high pebble]

are you still base game

[random atlas]

And the parries are the only thing that kept me alive

[dense raven]

||RAT CHAT!||

[random atlas]

Moving to dlc

Shit hurts

[high pebble]

so you're on iceborne now?

[random atlas]

Grindin fast to go on MR quick

[random atlas]

Ye

[high pebble]

oh gl lol base game to iceborne kinda sucks for like the first 10 hunts

[random atlas]

First time playing and im moving to iceborne in less than 24hrs of total game time on steam

[random atlas]

I think me and my full stacks of mega demondrug/iron skin + divine blessing gonna hold up real good

[high pebble]

idk if you should rush base game tbh, even if iceborne has all the good content

[random atlas]

Plus immunization

[high pebble]

wtf you don't need iron skin you have a fucking shield

[random atlas]

Like i said

3 way car crash

A pickle and the yellow and black horns cramming into every i do

[high pebble]

use dung pods lol

or just let them turf war for free dmg

[random atlas]

Im rushing bc of the 999HR friend whose literally my slave in any other games we play

[high pebble]

ok nice you already have alatreon and fatalis carry

[random atlas]

I love how the weakened base diablos can win a turf war with a black one

[random atlas]

+14 fatalis lance btw

What even is that saw dmg ffs

[high pebble]

idk fatalis gear is just busted

[random atlas]

Damn thing gets knocked out once and he dead

[random atlas]

Packin everything till i get MR

Then i craft em

Til then “hello teostra im ready to be sent back to camp”

Literally punished for being a dumbass not taking cool drink

I hate my life

[high pebble]

lol just grab the snow mushroom on the way there

smhh

[random atlas]

I was impatient

Cmon its 4am at that point

[high pebble]

bro you're using lance, you're gonna take years to kill anything

[random atlas]

Cut me some slack homie

[random atlas]

Cant even deal 563 on a 3 hit greatsword

Im so done rn

[high pebble]

mmm that's why rushing base game is kinda hard

you should try to kill some AT elders in base game

[random atlas]

I mean the lance did do alot of good work

By lowering every hunt time spent running around like an idiot