general

[quartz schooner]

people think otherwise

[ebon steppe]

how is u all !

[arctic dune]

Good!..and You?

[quartz schooner]

we good

[arctic dune]

Well, Not All

[quartz schooner]

people said i should just use the hel rifle

i do like it

but i like the sniper more

i like seeing 2 giants walking together and just downing both

[ebon steppe]

im happy u both good :3

[arctic dune]

Oh! Yes. The HEL Rifle Is Almost same Like Sniper. Just Can't One-tap Giants. But Still, They Are Good.

[arctic dune]

Hehe...

[quartz schooner]

gives more options in certain stealth scenarios as well

[arctic dune]

That's Right.

[quartz schooner]

with my old team if there was a dormant giant surrounded by lil guys the sniper made it so easy

they take down the small ones and i get rid of frank

[arctic dune]

"One Hollowed Bullet Is All It Takes To End Them."

[quartz schooner]

2 bullets is sad and im not gonna get into how tf it has a magazine with that ammo capacity but i think its fun :3

[arctic dune]

As Long As You Have Good Weapon On Your Main, You're Fine Using Sniper.

[quartz schooner]

i use the hel revolver

im uh

a fan of precision

[arctic dune]

Oh! My Favorite!

[quartz schooner]

gotta love 2 shotting strikers and shooters

[arctic dune]

Yes. The HEL Revolver Is..Something I Like Using.

[torpid viper]

hel guns suck™️

[quartz schooner]

you cant just trademark that 😭

[torpid viper]

i can

fight me

fine

[arctic dune]

Not All People Have The Same Opinion.

[torpid viper]

yk what

[arctic dune]

hm?

[torpid viper]

hel guns suck©

[quartz schooner]

what does it mean by "hel" guns anyway

[torpid viper]

hybrid electrothermal light gas

[torpid viper]

why are you typing in all caps

[arctic dune]

Oh. My Mistake.

[quartz schooner]

ohhh right ok

[arctic dune]

You Mind?

[torpid viper]

nah im just

curious

also can you not understand sarcasm

[quartz schooner]

oh god wait you are

didnt notice that

[pseudo scaffold]

W H Y N O T ?

[torpid viper]

SOLACEEEE

[arctic dune]

We've Been Chatting Here...For..I Don't Know. 10 Minutes? And Still Didn't Notice It?

[quartz schooner]

huh, weird

[torpid viper]

ok but this is fine

This Is Not Fucking Fine

[quartz schooner]

idk the font is too small

needs to be bigger

[torpid viper]

ok

[arctic dune]

I Feel Like They're Big Enough.

[quartz schooner]

nothing is too big for me to handle

[arctic dune]

Is This Big Enough, @quartz schooner

[quartz schooner]

refer to previous text

[torpid viper]

nah im sure-

[arctic dune]

...

[quartz schooner]

you take that in any way you want...

im talking about font size

[arctic dune]

Maybe...You Need Binocular To See My Message?

[pseudo scaffold]

IDon'tKnowManItKindaFucks

[torpid viper]

im going to shoot you solace

[quartz schooner]

i may need a comically large pirate periscope to see the message

[amber solar]

:O

[arctic dune]

That'll Do..!

Haha!

[quartz schooner]

its like 3am for me i should probably sleep soon lmao

you guys are more fun then sleep tho

and im not busy for like... an entire week

[torpid viper]

go sleep

mf

[arctic dune]

It's 3 AM...Hmm...Well, It 9 AM in My Place.

[torpid viper]

[quartz schooner]

no the warden needs me

[arctic dune]

Okay. Goodnight..!

[scenic ginkgo]

9AM?

[arctic dune]

Yes! Want Me To Spoil My Location?

[scenic ginkgo]

eeeeh

if you want

[arctic dune]

Well, I'm From Indonesia..!

[quartz schooner]

ooohh

[scenic ginkgo]

interesting

[arctic dune]

Yeah.

[quartz schooner]

well some ppl here are from australia

[arctic dune]

I Sometimes Missing Some Words When Chatting/Talking English.

[quartz schooner]

so that makes talking to them a chore

[torpid viper]

aussies smh

me when i have 20000000 ping

[quartz schooner]

your english has been 10/10 so far dw

[scenic ginkgo]

i speak better english than my main language

😔

[torpid viper]

L

[arctic dune]

Well, Not That High...

[scenic ginkgo]

L + ratio + skill issue

[torpid viper]

could not be me pable

imagine

[scenic ginkgo]

IFO stfu

[torpid viper]

what a skill issue

[quartz schooner]

i speak english pretty well
probably cause im british...

[torpid viper]

you dont even live in a country that mainly speaks english do you?

[scenic ginkgo]

nope

LOL

oh god

[torpid viper]

genuine skill issue

[scenic ginkgo]

that makes it even worse

[torpid viper]

I LIVE IN A COUNTRY THAT SPEAKS MOSTLY ENGLISH

HOW DO YOU

skill issue

[scenic ginkgo]

and you suck

[torpid viper]

i could

[arctic dune]

...

[scenic ginkgo]

where do you live

[torpid viper]

its 7:16 pm

[scenic ginkgo]

america

ewwwww

[quartz schooner]

i live in a country where if you dont speak english you get slurs hurled at you

[torpid viper]

<3

love you too

[arctic dune]

Yeah, You...Kinda right.

[scenic ginkgo]

i probably live like 7 hours away from you @torpid viper

mwahahahhaha

[quartz schooner]

the common enemy of allll coutries

america

[torpid viper]

at least i can speak my mother tongue better than you can

[arctic dune]

...Kinda Deadly, but...Okay.

[torpid viper]

goober

[scenic ginkgo]

[quartz schooner]

england is a hellhole rn

[torpid viper]

hey at least im not aussie

[scenic ginkgo]

let me pay you a visit

one day

fr

[torpid viper]

the country 💀

[pseudo scaffold]

[arctic dune]

Well, At Least It's Not As Bad As The Complex...Right?

[quartz schooner]

debatable

[scenic ginkgo]

its WORSE

[pseudo scaffold]

Pable be like

[scenic ginkgo]

if i had to choose between the complex or england
complex 100%

[torpid viper]

femboy within 7 hours of you

6

5

4

3

2

1

[arctic dune]

Well...We'll Live.

[quartz schooner]

if i had the choice between remainig british or doing one mission of gtfo i would be in the drop pods

[scenic ginkgo]

the complex is in my country

so

[torpid viper]

living in brexit

[scenic ginkgo]

:D

[quartz schooner]

brexit fucked us all over lmao

[torpid viper]

L

[arctic dune]

Yes!

[quartz schooner]

prices are like 2x higher now

[scenic ginkgo]

L

[torpid viper]

it didnt affect me at all 😎

[quartz schooner]

i wonder why

[torpid viper]

yk

all i could think of when i saw brexit was

[quartz schooner]

and rn politics is just a mess

[torpid viper]

"at least we arent fucking up the most rn"

and now we are

again

so

[quartz schooner]

we arent as bad as america tho

[torpid viper]

yea

:C

[quartz schooner]

thats what makes me happy everday

[arctic dune]

Wait...Really?

[scenic ginkgo]

come to my country

i will save you

[torpid viper]

no you wont

goober

[quartz schooner]

mexico?

[scenic ginkgo]

yeah
Garganta is in Mexico

[torpid viper]

youre more american than me 💀

speaks english better

[arctic dune]

Oh!

[scenic ginkgo]

SHUT

DONT EVER CALL ME AMERICAN

[torpid viper]

no comment

[quartz schooner]

i love waking up knowing im not american

[scenic ginkgo]

let me hop on the border

[torpid viper]

unfortunately its probably so smoggy in britain you cant tell day from night

[arctic dune]

But...Aren't There...KSOs...?

[scenic ginkgo]

nah

everything will be fine

[quartz schooner]

and also, why tf would you willingly want to enter america???

[scenic ginkgo]

just watch

[arctic dune]

myescapebesofine

[arctic dune]

Hm? Not Me.

[quartz schooner]

nobody here wants that

[arctic dune]

thenboom

[scenic ginkgo]

i get nuked

😔

[arctic dune]

And Neither I want to.

[quartz schooner]

they should just remove america

in the next earth patch notes they should nerf america

[arctic dune]

[arctic dune]

I Hope...

[scenic ginkgo]

i can nuke america

[quartz schooner]

please do

quickly

[torpid viper]

as an american our youngest realistic presidential candidate is 70

BUT

[scenic ginkgo]

BUTTS

[torpid viper]

a brain worm did die after eating part of their brain

so

yk

[quartz schooner]

ayo what

[torpid viper]

and theyre like a raging racist

[torpid viper]

im serious

look it up

[scenic ginkgo]

lies
they dont have a brain

[quartz schooner]

every american candidate ever

[torpid viper]

fair

but like

even their family says not to vote for them

[quartz schooner]

oh wow

i love how its technically legal to run for president whilst in jail in america

[torpid viper]

no conflict of interest

[quartz schooner]

im not even gonna talk about the gun problem as well

thats a wholeee other topic

[steep stone]

@quartz schooner where are you from?

[quartz schooner]

uk

[steep stone]

Yeah, that explains a lot.

[torpid viper]

heartfelt uk welcome of 28 stab wounds

[quartz schooner]

oh yeah we have a horrible knife problem

but you dont need to be american to see how many flaws america has

[steep stone]

Imo if you really want to kill someone, you will.

[torpid viper]

28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY, BUT YOU STABBED HIM, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!... I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM. WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM"! IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?! JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM! JUST SAY IT!

[torpid viper]

american?

[scenic ginkgo]

oh god

i can hear it

i can hear the voice

connor

[torpid viper]

:3

[steep stone]

Wouldn't have it any other way.

[torpid viper]

yea

ok

[quartz schooner]

being patriotic is fun and all, but when patriotism turns into country wide narcissism it gets a bit less good

[torpid viper]

legalize nuclear bombs

🙏

[quartz schooner]

real

[arctic dune]

Yeah...

[steep stone]

Not sure what you'd call it, I just would not want to actually live anywhere else.

[quartz schooner]

well you just have fun in america then

i can see it has some benifits

[steep stone]

I do, thank you.

[torpid viper]

yk technically it really wouldnt be that hard to make a chlorine gas deployer

[quartz schooner]

but its just not for me

[scenic ginkgo]

HMMMMM

[quartz schooner]

strangely off topic

[scenic ginkgo]

im interested

[steep stone]

It isn't, knew a guy in HVAC who taught me how.

[torpid viper]

wow ammonia and bleach arent hard to come by?

you had to have someone teach you that?

[scenic ginkgo]

IFO mean

[torpid viper]

sorry

[scenic ginkgo]

its past your bedtime

[steep stone]

That's just making chlorine gas, not deploying it. But yeah, you can be rude as fuck if you want to.

[scenic ginkgo]

kid

[torpid viper]

ok pable

[scenic ginkgo]

sleeping is good for the brain

[arctic dune]

...

[scenic ginkgo]

and the overall health of the human body

[quartz schooner]

gtfo insanity is better

[arctic dune]

Yes! That's Right..!

[arctic dune]

And..Also..Right.

[scenic ginkgo]

so

[arctic dune]

They..Balance...?

[torpid viper]

bitch you never sleep

[scenic ginkgo]

the fuck you mean

how do you know

i sleep at 11PM

[torpid viper]

i see you online

all the time

mf

[scenic ginkgo]

BRO

[torpid viper]

shush

[scenic ginkgo]

i go to sleep at 11PM

and wake up at 5

[torpid viper]

sure

sure

[torpid viper]

6 hours?

[scenic ginkgo]

yeah

[torpid viper]

you literally dont sleep

[arctic dune]

Forgot To Setting The Status?

[scenic ginkgo]

i can sleep for 3 hours and have full energy

[torpid viper]

ok

[scenic ginkgo]

nah

i literally turn off discord

[quartz schooner]

i dont sleep i just parry the sleep deprivation

[torpid viper]

but you suck?

[arctic dune]

Oh...

[torpid viper]

sorry

[scenic ginkgo]

parry this you casual

[quartz schooner]

yeah fr i do suck sometimes

[torpid viper]

yo-

[arctic dune]

That Means...You Haven't Got Inside HSU...

[scenic ginkgo]

[quartz schooner]

ima be getting inside somewhere-

ill stop

[arctic dune]

...Hm?

[torpid viper]

gaddamn

[quartz schooner]

nothing 😇

[arctic dune]

Hmm...?

[scenic ginkgo]

dont mind him

the complex is making him go crazy

[arctic dune]

Uhm...Okay...?

[torpid viper]

wilding

[arctic dune]

Just Like Random Person Who Got Crazy Because Of R5E1 [KDS-DEEP]?

[quartz schooner]

Im gonna be seeing sleepers in my sleep

Makes sense if you think about it

[arctic dune]

...

And Then See The Text:...

[scenic ginkgo]

R5E1 is a piece of cake
(i love fog)

but then theres R8E2

which is funnier

[torpid viper]

r4e1 in the middle

[arctic dune]

| CORTEX INTERFACE ESTABLISHED
>```

[torpid viper]

r8e1 💀

[quartz schooner]

What if i sleep WITH the sleepers 😈

I would die probably

Would be a nice cuddle buddy for like...

[arctic dune]

I...I'm Probably Dead Once The Timer Runs Out.

[quartz schooner]

5 seconds

[scenic ginkgo]

oh yeah

it starts a surge

:D

[arctic dune]

Painful...

[torpid viper]

e2 class 6 + nightmare surge cancel

crazy

brazil exploit

[arctic dune]

No Way...

[scenic ginkgo]

HUH

[quartz schooner]

Fym Brazil exploit

[scenic ginkgo]

we are going to brazil

yay

:D

[arctic dune]

Brazil!

[quartz schooner]

The only thing that changes are that the sleepers now sound slightly more Brazilian when they scream

[torpid viper]

yk how the scan in reactor first room sends you to brazil?

it also stops any alarm

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[scenic ginkgo]

wait

[torpid viper]

its too cheesy personally

but

[scenic ginkgo]

really?

[torpid viper]

yea

[scenic ginkgo]

huh

[arctic dune]

Odd...?

[scenic ginkgo]

i thought it only worked for the MWP tp

i see

[torpid viper]

ive seen people cancel class 6 with it

[quartz schooner]

I love watching you all talk about technical stuff in the levels, i dont know what tf you are all talking about but it's interesting

[scenic ginkgo]

this game is truly broken

[quartz schooner]

Pablex any reason why you have been playing gtfo FOR 20 FUCKING HOURS

[arctic dune]

Well, Me Too...I Kinda Don't Understand But...Some Are.

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[scenic ginkgo]

custom discord status

[torpid viper]

literally doenst sleep

[scenic ginkgo]

custom
discord
status

[arctic dune]

That Answers Why.

[torpid viper]

nah

confirmed

doesnt sleep

[scenic ginkgo]

IFO

NOOOOOO

[torpid viper]

yuhuh

[quartz schooner]

Nah Its just gameplay

And willpower

[scenic ginkgo]

AcaciaBoop

oh god

it also works

[quartz schooner]

I dont understand any of it

[scenic ginkgo]

ScanTime

[quartz schooner]

Its another language to me

[arctic dune]

Then, Just Listen And Try To Understand Some Of Them.

I Do That Too.

[quartz schooner]

I understand a bit

Need to play more tho

[torpid viper]

its so much worse than r7d1 alarm cancel

[scenic ginkgo]

LOL

[arctic dune]

If You Don't Understand, Don't Be Shy To Ask!

[torpid viper]

cause at least for that one you have to run through several waves

[scenic ginkgo]

that level is awful

[torpid viper]

for this one its just

💀

[scenic ginkgo]

😔

[torpid viper]

sit on top of platform for a solid

what is it

min?

[arctic dune]

10 Seconds For Confirm The Verification...

[quartz schooner]

Im just gonna takes notes in the corner of the channel dw

[torpid viper]

15

its enough

if you have 2 people

just have one on the center terminal

[arctic dune]

Oh. My Bad. I Kinda Forgot That Level.

[quartz schooner]

I dont want to endure more reactor levels

[torpid viper]

its not reactor

[quartz schooner]

1st one was hell enough

[torpid viper]

its much different from the other

[scenic ginkgo]

my team usually splits in: 1 mid 1 mid defender 1 runner 1 runner defender

[torpid viper]

levels

its a unique obby

[torpid viper]

?

for what

[arctic dune]

Don't Spoil It To Him.

[scenic ginkgo]

for your mom

:D

[torpid viper]

fuck you too pable

[torpid viper]

fair

[quartz schooner]

Burnt

[scenic ginkgo]

LOL

[scenic ginkgo]

how far are you into GTFO?

[torpid viper]

seriously for what

youre so bad

down ba-

[quartz schooner]

Gtfloss

My favourite

[torpid viper]

not the escout

[arctic dune]

Hmm...I Suppose I Already Reached R8D2, But...The Game_Data Somehow Reset Back.

[scenic ginkgo]

thats

weird

[arctic dune]

Everything From The Expedition To Apparels...

[quartz schooner]

The scout would get freaky w those feelers

[torpid viper]

YO

[quartz schooner]

Im calling it

[scenic ginkgo]

AYO

WHAT

[arctic dune]

And...I Somehow Not Mad About It...

[scenic ginkgo]

will you replay GTFO or nah?

[arctic dune]

...

[arctic dune]

Of Course, I Will! The Game Is...Stressful But Good..!

[quartz schooner]

They are called feelers for a reason 🙏

Im free at any point to join literally anyone

I just wanna play

[neat solstice]

how do i get ahold of a mod?

[torpid viper]

modmail

@eternal saffron

[ebon steppe]

send a direct message to mod contact

[torpid viper]

^

reactions may take 5-9 business days

[ebon steppe]

bread

[quartz schooner]

Might mod the game for cosmetics

Bishop in a maid costume is a must have mod

[ebon steppe]

need

[arctic dune]

...

I...I Am Litterally Speechless...

[quartz schooner]

I stand by my statement

[torpid viper]

[quartz schooner]

In fact all of them

[torpid viper]

[quartz schooner]

They are all wearing maid costumes now

Are you happy?

[arctic dune]

...

[quartz schooner]

Cos i sure am happy

[arctic dune]

YOU, Not ME.

[quartz schooner]

a mod to make the mallet a squeaky hammer

[arctic dune]

did It?

[quartz schooner]

Idk im just pitching mods i think are funny

[arctic dune]

Ohh...Hehe...

[quartz schooner]

A mod to make the sleepers have googly eyes

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjs

[arctic dune]

Wha..

[quartz schooner]

A mod that allows you to hug a giant

Provides no benefits

Except for the warm embrace of frank

[arctic dune]

Maybe...A Mod That Lets You Ride Snatc- Nevermind...

[quartz schooner]

Yay a new enemy to be scared about

[arctic dune]

Yes...

And You Should...

[torpid viper]

kraken

words

[quartz schooner]

welp I'm more scared now

[arctic dune]

Absolute Nightmare When It first Shows In R6.

[quartz schooner]

Shiver me fucking timbers it be the kraken

[torpid viper]

nightmare

[arctic dune]

Pablo...?

How About It?

[torpid viper]

hm

nightmare gigiant

[arctic dune]

Hehe..."gigiant"...

[quartz schooner]

Well im gonna sleep now cause im sleepy, i will continue to be schizophrenic tomorrow

[torpid viper]

wait mokey have you gotten past r1 yet?

[arctic dune]

I Just...Somehow Find It Funny.

[quartz schooner]

Sounds like a Pokémon

[quartz schooner]

Nope

[torpid viper]

ok

shadows

[quartz schooner]

But gn all i will be on in another 6 hrs or so

[torpid viper]

night

[tribal bone]

"Let Me Help You Back On Your Feet."

[tribal bone]

Or Not..

[arctic dune]

Goodnight..!

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[arctic dune]

Hm?

[ebon steppe]

.mH

[frosty imp]

Cutie Dusty

[ebon steppe]

nuh

[frosty imp]

yuh

Cutest Dusty ever

[ebon steppe]

hugy

[frosty imp]

huggy c:

[polar elm]

Mr9ww

[scenic ginkgo]

hello people

im back

[scenic ginkgo]

good good

[ebon steppe]

meowmeow

[arctic dune]

Hehe...

[scenic ginkgo]

i also need to replay the whole game
i want to get a recording of a clear in all the levels

[ebon steppe]

bread !!!!

[sturdy bear]

Brerb

[amber solar]

:O

[sturdy bear]

GO TO BED SLENDI

[amber solar]

no :3

hello boiii

[sturdy bear]

Hellllllo :3

How have you bean?

[amber solar]

i been okisss :D
lot of cleanin lot of cooking

how bouts uuu

[sturdy bear]

I am currently working whilst looking like a clown

But im good just been a very tiring past few weeks

[amber solar]

qwq wdym a clown ksmdkm

[sturdy bear]

I have a wig on

Its funny

[amber solar]

kmskdm w wuh why a wig :b

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiiiiiii

[amber solar]

u gonna go to a circus or

hellooo bun :D

[ebon steppe]

owo

[amber solar]

how r chuu

[ebon steppe]

me good :3 and you all cuties

[amber solar]

imm oki :3
lil snoozy

[frail berry]

4-5 weeks to kill, the parasite is needed to turn a host into a sleeper. the virus is simply lethal.

[sturdy bear]

Food care stuff

Also hi bun

[amber solar]

weird for a wig for hygiene but well :3

im sure u look funny with it

teehee

[sturdy bear]

Yea :(

[amber solar]

:3
funny but cute

[sturdy bear]

Nuh uh

[amber solar]

:] dont question me

[ebon steppe]

is slends going nini ?

[sturdy bear]

Mayhaps

Should tho

[amber solar]

no >:3

neverrrr

wuhhh

[sturdy bear]

:<

[amber solar]

instead U should go bed >:D

[sturdy bear]

But I like money :(

[amber solar]

... fair :b

oke no go beds

but still :3

[sturdy bear]

Steal :3

[arctic dune]

Rob...?

[amber solar]

nab

[sturdy bear]

Who's Robin? And why is the "the bank"

[ebon steppe]

:(

[sturdy bear]

Why dusty :(

[ebon steppe]

slends need nini

[arctic dune]

What's Wrong Dusty? You Look Sadder.

[amber solar]

i dont need ninis

:3

[ebon steppe]

:(

[amber solar]

instead U SHOULD nini bun :3

[sturdy bear]

Alright gang, let's pat the bun

:D

[amber solar]

get patted >:3

u too boi

[arctic dune]

Haha!..Even Him.

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjsjs*

[sturdy bear]

Thankies

But now I go play connect port

Nice to see that you're making friends dusty and slendi

[ebon steppe]

owo

boy !!!

have fun :3

[smoky storm]

what the fuck there's a postal 4????

[fair swift]

[smoky storm]

and it's on sale

oh my god

it's the game that lets you piss on people because you're bored

[graceful nymph]

Well theres this game called gtfo where you can kill everyone right before extraction (the end of a mission) and then die to throw the game

[shrewd mango]

(no)

(please no)

[arctic dune]

No...J-just No...

[true sierra]

good

[arctic dune]

G-good? What Do You Mean?

[brave mantle]

i hate you capslock texters

[arctic dune]

You mind?

I can stop if you want.

[brave mantle]

na you do you

There was one though...

[wooden oyster]

who?

[brave mantle]

idk

[arctic dune]

...

[brave mantle]

cant remember the name

[wooden oyster]

sometimes I forget how many downright assholes show up here

[brave mantle]

name a few?

[wooden oyster]

I just forget em and move on with my life

no use letting them take up space in my brain

don't got a lot of that as is

[brave mantle]

my brain is pretty empty anyway

[arctic dune]

As empty as Garganta?

[graceful nymph]

Thats Really Mean Of U To Say

[brave mantle]

I long for you Bravo

[arctic dune]

Hmm...

[true sierra]

hey eggman

how's your bike holding up

[wooden oyster]

hey

it runs

not well but it runs

[true sierra]

that's the only thing that matters

[tiny trout]

yes but its quite meh

you are better off with postal 2 especially since 20th anniversary update

[true sierra]

isn't it just postal 2 but with modern day graphics and maybe a few extra things added ?

[tiny trout]

well the narrative designer is different so its just goofy ahh cant be that offensive anymore

the open world is too big with empty copy paste houses with fuck all in them

[true sierra]

oh come on

the offensiveness made it stand out

I loved the original

or well , 2

[tiny trout]

the distances between errands are fucking nuts and the fact that houses dont scratch that munchkin itch anymore doesnt help

[true sierra]

"munchkin itch" is something I didn't think I'd read today

[tiny trout]

postal 2 was perfect the map wasnt too big but not too small either every day ud do a run for loot and actually want to do so especially on higher difficulties

in postal 4 when u die u start not far off but like it doesnt actually reload the checkpoint it just respawns you so everyone you already killed stay dead

[true sierra]

that's weak

wtf

[tiny trout]

yeah

its fucking cringe game

devs said when they started dev they just wanted to make postal 2 again on same engine but changed their mind midway

they shouldve just stuck with it tbh

on new engine**

[true sierra]

what do you think about brain damaged

[tiny trout]

brain damaged is a doom eternal spinoff

[true sierra]

I'd say it's a nice change

yeah but better than postal 3 or what I'm hearing postal 4

[tiny trout]

postal 3 was just a similar story of black isle selling fallout rights essentially but at least bethesda made somewhat playable games

[true sierra]

look me in the eyes and tell me postal 3 is an acceptable game

[tiny trout]

read

[true sierra]

I can't

but still

I'm so glad I never bothered to look it's way

2 was peak

talking about 2 I should probably finish the achievements on it

[tiny trout]

brain damaged is just a different type of game completely

with like

postal sprinkles on it

postal 4 is.....ok but its just boring

yes the guns and gunplay are juicy especially revolver and during catnip

the sniper rifle is peak

but in between combat sequences its just eh

[graceful nymph]

No way you freaking pinko

[tiny trout]

you can count like

maybe 5 tops cool errands

melee and dismemberment still feels better in 2

[median vigil]

postal 4 is an absolute, abysmal dogshit

[tiny trout]

nuff said

[median vigil]

i'm a huge postal 2 shill

[tiny trout]

same

imagine wasting dev time on postal 4 instead of eternal damnation port

[median vigil]

I bought P4 on day one in it's early access release, played just a little bit and then left it to cook until it's final release and jesus fucking christ

[tiny trout]

ye same

at least we didnt pay as much

and they increased price for each "developed" day

[median vigil]

and the fact that fans kept holding their rose-colored glasses is just baffling

"erm bro, the game is supposed to be shit, you just don't get the joke!"

alright, but where's the funny?

I remember when IGN pulled out their review of P4 and everyone just said "once again, IGN with their shit review doesn't understand Postal"

i've been fucking playing Postal 2 for years since 2007, played thousands of mods, adored the game's humor and I'm on the same boat with that IGN review

[tiny trout]

no its rws consisting of mostly completely different ppl now not understanding postal

iirc narrative designer either passed away or left long ago and all they could come up with is this shit

[median vigil]

I think nowadays the Postal fandom consists of too many children that doesn't understand what Postal was supposed to be about

hence they shill P4

[tiny trout]

have u played 20 anniversary update

u are better off playing 2 because the movement and shooting feels much better now

cats on any gun

dualwield coke in first week

[median vigil]

I made a lengthy review of P4 on my steam account but I think it's against the rules to post it in the discord

[tiny trout]

i swear they did something with the military base tho its unbelievably harder now

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[median vigil]

not yet unfortunately, after seeing how the RWS and their community shifted to a different mindset I just got kinda uninterested with the franchise

although, gotta say one thing

[tiny trout]

no no p2 20th anni update is a huge w

go install right now

[median vigil]

keep an eye out for Catharsis Reborn

[tiny trout]

launch paradise lost and pick two weeks in paradise

[median vigil]

hm, I'll check it out then

[tiny trout]

have to launch from dlc tho

[median vigil]

I've sent you a dm

a mod made for Postal 3, it basically fixes everything

[frosty imp]

Can't believe

crazy

postal 3 for 1 diller and a penny

[median vigil]

i'm not sure when it releases but so far from what it was shown, it just outclasses everything made by RWS

imma just say it, RWS are bunch of hacks

[barren junco]

yo is this a dead game ive been in que for like 50 min?

[frosty imp]

in game matchmaking is dogshit poopoo ass doodoo

Use the lfg channels on this server

[amber solar]

just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if you are new be sure to do the tutorial first [on the top left] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one
also it might be a lil quiet today, its tuedaay for steam maintenance and also pretty early in the mornin

[barren junco]

bet ty

[amber solar]

ah also i think i saw ur messages in lfg dont forget to make a vc n stuff and write all the stuff specified in #how-to-matchmake

[shrewd mango]

It's fine

[scenic ginkgo]

Slendo the table

[amber solar]

smhs

[tiny trout]

i dont own it 😭

[median vigil]

it's going to be standalone, dw

[tiny trout]

it is a dead game but set primary language english secondary language russian and u find game in 5 seconds

i also set i use voice even if i dont intend to

[true sierra]

despicable

[weak owl]

[true sierra]

I wanna put that thing in a sock and whack it against the wall

[torpid viper]

Matchmaker users

[ebon steppe]

:(

[torpid viper]

Sex commiting crimes

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[true sierra]

Can't help it

too many microplastics inside my body

they tell me things

[polar elm]

Mrow

[pseudo scaffold]

Sex⁶⁹ ?

[true sierra]

yes

[ebon steppe]

meow

[polar elm]

Mrrr

[ebon steppe]

:3

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[torpid viper]

Hm

[graceful nymph]

ur not filthy frank

[true sierra]

and ?

can I not do as my heart pleases

[graceful nymph]

u can only imagine

[true sierra]

I won't let my dreams be dreams

[polar elm]

Mrowww

[true sierra]

hey pool

wsg

[polar elm]

Hey

[polar elm]

Looking at cars

[torpid viper]

Real

[polar elm]

Mine broke

So I need a new one

But I can't decide

I have a lot to choose from

[torpid viper]

Chose the most car car

[polar elm]

Uh

[torpid viper]

No problem

Thank me later

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiiiii

[torpid viper]

Helo

[polar elm]

Mrow

[torpid viper]

mrow

[boreal bough]

[scenic ginkgo]

[torpid viper]

hm

[ebon steppe]

meow

[torpid viper]

mrow

[slate cosmos]

real

[weak owl]

bye

[quartz schooner]

Meow

[torpid viper]

Mrow

[polar elm]

Me9w

[ebon steppe]

meow

[true sierra]

sex

[polar elm]

Sex

[true sierra]

now

[dusky igloo]

when the impostor is sussy

[polar elm]

Spy tf2

[pearl pivot]

Seg

[true sierra]

bucket

[quartz schooner]

Spy TF2 real?

[quartz schooner]

Dear god...

[true sierra]

There's more !

[quartz schooner]

NO

Well we'll be fine, as long as nobody teleports any bread

[true sierra]

question

[quartz schooner]

Whats your question soldier!

[true sierra]

I teleported bread

[quartz schooner]

What...

[true sierra]

you told me to

[polar elm]

Mrow

[quartz schooner]

How much

[true sierra]

I've done nothing but teleport bread for the past three days

[quartz schooner]

i fogor what medic says afterwards 💀

[quartz schooner]

Mow

[true sierra]

Dumkompf ! You've doomed us all!

I think

[polar elm]

Wawawa

[quartz schooner]

:0

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[weak owl]

🈷️

[quartz schooner]

.<

[dusky igloo]

amogus

[tiny trout]

@quartz schooner try r5c2

cool reactor level

[quartz schooner]

no more reactor

for now

[tiny trout]

schaeffer reacts to prisoner efficiency

[halcyon hazel]

Sleeper vs the indomitable human spirit(sledgehammer)

[dreamy marsh]

come hither mokay

[quartz schooner]

dont you beckon me

[polar elm]

Mrowwww

[scenic ginkgo]

lets see what pub i can join

hmmmmm

[quartz schooner]

i fear you only can communicate in cuteness

[polar elm]

Mrrr

[quartz schooner]

point proven

[polar elm]

Meow

[quartz schooner]

the definition of the word cute ngl

[quartz schooner]

out of all types of ppl to play gtfo you are the weirdest

not saying thats a bad thing but its just confusing

[amber solar]

they a shork cat :3

or a fish cata

[quartz schooner]

no way a literal catfish

[quartz schooner]

hey arent you in a misson rn

in rundown 8?

focus on that goddamn 😭

[amber solar]

no

C:

[quartz schooner]

all this tabbing out is gonna end horribly

[amber solar]

:3

[quartz schooner]

one accidental left click to get back into the game and your teammates arent gonna be pleased

[amber solar]

i dont click back into it

i alt tab

[quartz schooner]

ohhh right

still

be careful

ive only got 2 more levels in rundown 1 now :3

they really are quite easy

[digital junco]

Dw he’s a pro

At throwing :3

[quartz schooner]

if he is in r8 im sure he is great at the game

[amber solar]

no

no at all

[digital junco]

nah he’s good

his computer isn’t but he’s great

[quartz schooner]

probably better than me

[digital junco]

[quartz schooner]

i feel like i could do some of the higher rundown levels tho

[polar elm]

I'm retired

Right I still have that gtfo fish inage

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[quartz schooner]

i know that exact cat and that scares me slightly

[frosty imp]

I retired from GTFO

[polar elm]

Luna

Yeah

[frosty imp]

After a couple hours

[quartz schooner]

i almost retired after r1c1

[polar elm]

I retired because steam deck won't run it

[digital junco]

F

[pseudo scaffold]

Does steam deck not run gtfo anymore?

[digital junco]

You retired with the game

[pseudo scaffold]

Or is the performance just not to your liking?

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[quartz schooner]

having steam deck support would allow for you to carry around mental suffering

[polar elm]

I press the inject button and it crashes

So I can't even find out if it does run which it probably does

[digital junco]

bruh

[polar elm]

I play war thunder

[frosty imp]

Why not just put the monitor and keyboard and a joystick on the PC case

[quartz schooner]

aparently according to google it has "partial" deck support

[frosty imp]

Now it's heavy as fuck and it is a handheld computer that plays games

Google?

[quartz schooner]

not surprised ngl

[frosty imp]

Truly

partial support cause typing on command

[polar elm]

It's supposed to run

It just crashes on inject

So idek

[frosty imp]

Just use the Xbox 360 controller with a keyboard addon

[polar elm]

If I can play control I should be able to play gtfo

[quartz schooner]

do you have an oled deck or no?

[frosty imp]

Call people on MW2 a racial slur in the xbox chat faster than you can with just a joystick and a button

2009

[quartz schooner]

positivity is nowhere to be seen in cod

istg someone was once called the f slur after saying "glhf"

[polar elm]

Yes

[fallen spade]

what is the secret terminal code this week A2 R8

[amber solar]

https://andocas.com/gtfo/r8a2/

[frosty imp]

scam link

don't click!!!

[ebon steppe]

me

[frosty imp]

This is so good

It can calculate back to when Jesus was born even

Okay nevermind

only back to 8/20/1989

[polar elm]

Meow

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[ebon steppe]

meow

[frosty imp]

Cutie Dusty

[ebon steppe]

u all cuter

[polar elm]

Mrow

[frosty imp]

Dusty cutest

[ebon steppe]

only u all

cutest maywu and fishy

[frosty imp]

Dusty*

I could never be any cute

[ebon steppe]

U all big time cute

[frosty imp]

nuh uh

not me

[ebon steppe]

yes u pls

[polar elm]

Mrowww

[ebon steppe]

meow

[sturdy bear]

^actually a cat

[amber solar]

bun is actually a loaf of bread

[scenic ginkgo]

Good evening chat

[amber solar]

good mornin

:3

[ebon steppe]

!)

dusty is dusty

[amber solar]

the bun is bun and is cute

:3

[sturdy bear]

True

[scenic ginkgo]

Morning?

Slendi

What

[amber solar]

C:

[sturdy bear]

Its Hugh noon

[amber solar]

its hung noon

[sturdy bear]

*high noon

[amber solar]

:3

[sturdy bear]

:(

[amber solar]

:3c

[sturdy bear]

Hug noon

[amber solar]

:O
ok fairs

[ebon steppe]

bun no cute , but u all :3

[amber solar]

u very much aadorbs

[ebon steppe]

hmph

[amber solar]

:3

skill cutie issue

[sturdy bear]

Even dusty hmph is cute

[polar elm]

Mrrr

[ebon steppe]

meow

[frosty imp]

Hm.

cutest dusty

[ebon steppe]

:3

[pseudo scaffold]

Miau

[ebon steppe]

meow

[soft cargo]

this game is too serious for this shit, damn

[scenic ginkgo]

LOL

[amber solar]

mksmdk

nahh

[scenic ginkgo]

the most brutal games usually have the nicest people

[soft cargo]

I guess so

shiii

[scenic ginkgo]

i wanted to join some pubs but all of them are full

god damnit

[soft cargo]

what level you on?

[scenic ginkgo]

i can do whatever

i pretty much have a bit more than half of the game finished

[soft cargo]

im still on r1c2 yeah

[scenic ginkgo]

i only need some D tiers E tiers and PE's

[scenic ginkgo]

i can join you

if you need someone

[soft cargo]

hold on a sec i need to set it up

get in here we playing r1c2 real quick

[scenic ginkgo]

my game is opening ill be there in a sec

[soft cargo]

we are Team #953 btw

anyone else can join ill give you 5 mins

[neat solstice]

When will GTFO be released?

[amber solar]

.t countdown

[eternal saffron]

The next GTFO update releases at <t:1655380809:F>
(time automatically adjusted to your timezone)

[neat solstice]

Next month? 😮

[amber solar]

its almost 2016

[torpid viper]

is this real

is this real chat

[arctic dune]

It Is Real..!

[scenic ginkgo]

hello :D