#general

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polar elm
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I'm just a good robber

frosty imp
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They won't even know

true sierra
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rob it while you're a minor and while naked

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they can't watch the footage

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makes it illegal

frosty imp
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Yes

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Genius

polar elm
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Good advice

neat solstice
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Nothing is Free in this world.

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Besides love.

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Thats why its priceless

true sierra
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debatable

pseudo scaffold
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Or just be marked as evidence

frosty imp
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Love isn't really free

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It's so dumb, you gotta do all this shit smh

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Outside of the parents but that's a gamble though

pseudo scaffold
frosty imp
pseudo scaffold
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Imagine they start charging oxygen fee

frosty imp
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I could see that happening

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Maybe years into the future

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I don't mean like oxygen tanks also

polar elm
frosty imp
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Oh no

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Stop them now

pseudo scaffold
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Tbf

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There are already some medias with it in apocalyptic worlds

neat solstice
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Unconditional love is priceless.

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You can't get it with money.

polar elm
true sierra
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General is wild at this time of day

frosty imp
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is it

polar elm
true sierra
# frosty imp is it

We're talking about oxygen needing to be paid for , unconditional love (for some reason) the lorax , the apocalypse

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crazy mix

polar elm
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Well

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Oxygen being paid for

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Is the whole thing of the lorax

true sierra
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yeah I know

polar elm
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Real

frosty imp
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I haven't seen the lorax in years so I wouldn't know

true sierra
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do it again

frosty imp
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I guess

polar elm
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Idk

true sierra
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watch spongebob

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Shit is peak

polar elm
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I watched a movie last night with Adam Sandler in it

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That new one

frosty imp
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Isn't spunch bop peak earlier

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spongebob has so many seasons and episodes

true sierra
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they're mostly broadcasting older episodes not in order

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Just random episodes

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but honestly it is better than most modern media

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I'd rather watch spongebob than the depressive or uninteresting shit they pump us with

frosty imp
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Anything that came out at least almost a decade ago now ig is pretty good

true sierra
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mf lives in a pineapple

frosty imp
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funniest shit ive seen

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Squidward lives in a fucking moyai head

neat solstice
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Princess bride

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Galaxy Quest

true sierra
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That is an exeption

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the boys does go hard

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but shut up

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spongebob time

polar elm
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Invincible

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?

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Why can I see him

true sierra
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The Crusty Krab is a fucking crab trap bro

frosty imp
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Princess bride is great

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I don't know what galaxy quest is

true sierra
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I've never realized that until it got pointed out to me

frosty imp
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lol

polar elm
true sierra
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Dear god

frosty imp
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Patrick's house is a rock

pseudo scaffold
frosty imp
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Or is it an underground underwater bunker

polar elm
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🗿

frosty imp
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Cause it's more like a massive door\

polar elm
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Squit wafd

true sierra
pseudo scaffold
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There's an episode somewhere about it

true sierra
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yeah

pseudo scaffold
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I forget which it is.

frosty imp
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Crazy

polar elm
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Add SpongeBob to fortnite

frosty imp
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I watched quite a bit but not a lot of the spunch bop

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I was more cartoon network

true sierra
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The only thing I don't understand about spongebob

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is that one random clip in every episode

frosty imp
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Like regular show and adventure time

neat solstice
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Can't relate, was a sheltered child.

true sierra
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that is hyper realistic

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for no fucking reason

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and is just there

frosty imp
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lmao

true sierra
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like a closeup of an ant or something

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Literally there to traumatize a kid

polar elm
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It's like a calling card

true sierra
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yeah but still

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what the fuck

polar elm
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So you know that episode was written by that specific person

true sierra
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still peak

polar elm
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I think they're funny

true sierra
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spunch bop

polar elm
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Except for the episode where SpongeBob gets a splinter on his finger

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And that's the closeup

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It's straight nasty

frosty imp
true sierra
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or the distorted ass faces

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that one is also uncalled for

frosty imp
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I remember that too well

polar elm
frosty imp
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Truly a fucking horrifying image

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The animator did NOT have to be this fucking detailed about it

polar elm
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Why would spunkleborg show this

true sierra
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have you seen the one where he shows up in the car when Ms.Puff is with some fish with glasses

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recently got a License

frosty imp
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idk fish with glasses

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But I do remember a driving school episode

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Or maybe that was a book

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idk

true sierra
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there are a lot

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but yeah

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that one was wild

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I can send it over in dms if you want

neat solstice
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ghosted.

polar elm
true sierra
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It is what it is

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I wanna buy a book but they're all out of the English version

polar elm
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What book

true sierra
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I have no mouth and I must scream

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I got really curious about it out of the blue

polar elm
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Ah

true sierra
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I heard it is a journey to say the least

polar elm
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I've never heard of it

neat solstice
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Fish outta water.

hybrid epoch
frosty imp
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Look for it online

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for free

hybrid epoch
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its more like a pov from an unreliable narrator

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gtfo kinda took inspiration from it, dont know if they meant to, but most of the movies with AI are inspired on it

digital junco
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I’ve heard of it

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Mostly as a joke

hybrid epoch
hybrid epoch
digital junco
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I mean I have no problem with long books

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Saga of seven suns is a banger

hybrid epoch
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i do, im slow as shit

polar elm
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I haven't read a book in years

digital junco
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Damn

last tartan
digital junco
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Saga of the Seven Suns is some good shit

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Makes star wars look like a 2 sec battle

last tartan
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wether gtfo took insipration from it… ehhh i guess its possible

last tartan
digital junco
last tartan
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So star wars on meth?

digital junco
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Really fucking good large scale galactic war

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Even better

last tartan
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Yeah star wars on meth

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seems cool

digital junco
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It’s so much fun

polar elm
digital junco
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Honestly?

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Probably

last tartan
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lol

digital junco
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I love that series

hybrid epoch
digital junco
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7 books of pure gas

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No filler

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Just gas

last tartan
digital junco
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Best part is as much as I like to get them from a library, you can find them all “online”

last tartan
last tartan
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i like to kill trees just to read a book once

digital junco
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Nah, paper is just superior

last tartan
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true

digital junco
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I hate reading online shit

last tartan
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ebooks are just worse

digital junco
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yeah

polar elm
digital junco
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Basically SotSS

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except it’s advanced space racism

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And the aliens are racist back

last tartan
digital junco
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Oh and there’s oil

frosty imp
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Oil???

digital junco
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Or it’s galactic equivalent

last tartan
frosty imp
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Where oil???

digital junco
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Gas giants

last tartan
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in norway

last tartan
digital junco
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Stardrive fuel, made from ekti

last tartan
digital junco
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Pretty cool concepts in the book tbh

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And it’s super intricate and detailed

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Lot of attention to the small bits

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Plus it’s a multi-character narrative

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You’ve got your main cast of like 15-25 staples, plus like 30 other characters you occasionally get perspectives of

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A few of those 30 are throwaway death fodder

polar elm
neat solstice
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@polar elm Are you a fish or an Amphibian?

polar elm
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🐟

true sierra
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You got choices?

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Is this someone a friend or a "friend"

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I'll take that as "friend"

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Uh

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Are they allergic to anything

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How much time do you have

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Budget ?

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Okay

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You could either go for some kind of soup or meat

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Maybe pasta if you're feeling lazy

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Pasta would work very great actually

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How about chicken carbonara?

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Fairly inexpensive and easy to make

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It's just pasta cheese sauce and chicken

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If you want an extra spin to it you could add frozen vegetable cubes

signal quarry
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carbonara is cheese sauce

graceful nymph
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tf

true sierra
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Got wine ?

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Fair enough

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Have fun

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Gordon Ramsay'd that shit

slate cosmos
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is steam server down again

scenic ginkgo
nova steppe
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regular tuesday steam maintenance

polar elm
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Every week

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52 weeks a year

scenic ginkgo
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damn

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the more you know

polar elm
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It's only for about an hour

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Probably less

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30 minutes to 45

slate cosmos
polar elm
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Yah

frosty imp
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Hm.

tiny trout
frosty imp
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I mean it is

junior gulch
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Who yankin they crank?

frosty imp
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what!!!

bleak anvil
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could be me

polar elm
exotic blade
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hey guys so uh when GTFO dropping the fortnite dlc update?

lament summit
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in a fort night

exotic blade
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@wraith crane

frosty imp
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hM.

ebon steppe
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hi

frosty imp
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Hello

neat solstice
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Potassium reacts violently to water

slate cosmos
polar elm
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Source?

brave mantle
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Proof?

raven palm
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Evidence?

digital junco
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Objection?

brazen echo
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its been over 4 months and ppl still didnt edit/uptade gtfo wiki lol

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new enemies, weapons etc info where lol

digital junco
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uhhh

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it's there

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._.

brazen echo
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i just checked

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u lie like my parents

digital junco
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did you uhh

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expand the spoiler tab

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mayhaps?

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because I just checked and it's all there

brazen echo
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there were no spoiler tab tho

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am i blind?

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are u blind?

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r u delusional? am i delusional?

digital junco
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go here

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scroll down

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R8 enemies

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bam

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you can't search for them because it prevents people from getting spoiled

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guns show up

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actually I just looked and the enemies do show uo

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so uhhh, idk which wiki you were looking at

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its there 👍

brazen echo
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there are more wikis?

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cuz its not here

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but thanks for the info ill check all of em

digital junco
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it's on the fandom wiki

white hull
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Hi'

shy folio
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ello ello we got any AU players that would be in for some of lower R1 or somthing at some point in the future?

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only just saw the ''looking for a group'' bit

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welp

brave mantle
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lol

graceful nymph
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No

hexed folio
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has anyone got the drop 100 kilometers achievement?

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wondering if its even working

graceful nymph
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Uhh

dull halo
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so you won't know your progress until you've actually got the achievement ig

graceful nymph
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Whats the achievemnt called i cant find it

dull halo
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might be hidden

pseudo scaffold
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It has been obtained. It is working. You have to complete the expeditions for the drop to count iirc

dull halo
pseudo scaffold
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But if you want to focus it.

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I forget which A1 mission

graceful nymph
pseudo scaffold
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Has a good distance on it but not hard

dull halo
dull halo
pseudo scaffold
dull halo
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it's 840m and if u do the level right it's only 25 mins for a completion

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less even

pseudo scaffold
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There are expeditions that go 1000m or a bit more

dull halo
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yeah but they're not as short as R1D1

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time wise

pseudo scaffold
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Yes they are.

dull halo
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really?

pseudo scaffold
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There is a A1 tier mission that does that

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I just can't remember for the life of me to remember which it is

dull halo
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I think I found it

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R7A1

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79sm

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792m*

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nope nvm

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R8A1

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1250m

pseudo scaffold
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Ye

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That level is relatively short objective wise

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Iirc resources tho will add in some time to completion

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But yeah grinding R8A1 is the go if you want that achievement specifically. Otherwise just obtain it passively playing other levels

graceful nymph
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Just get busy doing other achievements

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Unless thats the last achievement u need or something

weak owl
digital junco
weak owl
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hi @digital junco

digital junco
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Mornin

weak owl
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dakstar

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what would a shooter taste like

digital junco
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Chicken

amber solar
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bako

digital junco
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Slingus

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*Slendi

amber solar
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wuhwuh?

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u tried to write slendi and thats what came out???

brave mantle
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slingus lmaoooo

amber solar
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:b

digital junco
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Listen

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We can call him slingus if you like

amber solar
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smh

brave mantle
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I shall do that from now on

true sierra
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Slingus

polar elm
brave mantle
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Btw pools is ur pfp and stuff ur OC?

polar elm
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Yeah

brave mantle
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Jokes aside, its actually really good art

polar elm
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🐟

brave mantle
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🐟

polar elm
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Thanks

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🐟

weak owl
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🦈

amber solar
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🐟

polar elm
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Fish

pseudo scaffold
weak owl
rugged jewel
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guys

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should i have another surname change arc for funsies

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username*???

digital junco
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Also sev I need to send you something I cooked up

random atlas
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Goressa

digital junco
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Severaly

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For your several names

tulip stag
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Severus Snape

brave mantle
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Snape, Snape, Severus Snape

polar elm
digital junco
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true

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To go with Stankstar

pseudo scaffold
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Dankstar

tulip stag
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Stinkerage Binkerage

rugged jewel
autumn anvil
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Looking for someone who is relatively new

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who also knows kind of what they are doing

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ive played a bit

amber solar
strange jolt
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Tfw you can never go back to the OG R5 pre-stamina days when the game was good 😔

amber solar
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u could sprint in r5 wdym

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smh

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ahh

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well u can just download those levels i guess idk

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or mod the game in the moddin server

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so no stam

raven palm
strange jolt
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Yeah but it's just not the same😔

amber solar
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eh i like the game as it is

strange jolt
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I get that ppl bhopping by everything was a problem, but I think that just left an opportunity to have a non-stamina game mode with bhopping in with like, 3x the enemy count.

weak owl
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bhopping actually does something?

strange jolt
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Absolute chaos instead of walking sim, bc after stamina was introduced just walking around became the quickest way to clear.

strange jolt
autumn anvil
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Thanks!

digital junco
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It still does

amber solar
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but also gtfo was never about runnin and gunnin

digital junco
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Clients can use it without instawaking

amber solar
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thats just completely opposite to what GTFO always wanted to be

digital junco
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And even hosts can still use it to hop incredibly far

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I just use it for fun tbh

strange jolt
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Compared to pre r6, bhopping isn't nearly as useful, but yeah you can still use it for hisec and stuff

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Idk I put like 700 hours on R5C3PE and r5d1ex and never got tired of it, never found another couple of maps that had that same draw after, despite hoping each rundown.

amber solar
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r5d1? weird thats the map almost everyone says its too slow and boring

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i mean r7c2 i guess for being so long with some battles

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like c3, r7d2

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which is very combat based

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r8 final level for a mix of both

strange jolt
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Nowadays it is, yeah. OG R5 you could make it fast or you could make it a 3.5hr rundown lol

amber solar
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yeah idk anyone who said ever r5d1 was good

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never ever

brave mantle
amber solar
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u can ask in gtfo chat for vets opinions

strange jolt
amber solar
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to the og in general

strange jolt
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Okay yeah

brave mantle
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Never played og

strange jolt
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I agree then

digital junco
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my favorite R5 levels are C2, B3 (og only), D2, and E1

amber solar
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u could ask for players from 2021 or 2020 for takes

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about these levels

digital junco
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Rest are ok

strange jolt
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OG R5 was peak and nothing will console me that they took it away😔 /s

amber solar
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ok now im confused was this a bit

digital junco
strange jolt
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It's a bit but I'm serious, yeah.

amber solar
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the s its sarcasm so now im just confused

digital junco
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There’s the /s

amber solar
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anyways r8 best rundown in gtfo

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:3

strange jolt
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👀

raven palm
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top 8 for sure

brave mantle
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ong

amber solar
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real

raven palm
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okay team, R3 is one of the best, is this a hot take?

digital junco
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it’s like

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A lukewarm take

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Sure it had a decent amount of good levels

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But it’s also tiny

amber solar
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i think itssss a fine take but its a bit too short

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the rundown

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i mean its one more level than r1

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and a lot of a tiers too

digital junco
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R5 and R3 probably have the same amount of good levels

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But R5’s are more consistently difficult and fun

random atlas
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R4 POV: RockApproves

amber solar
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r4 zzz

digital junco
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True

random atlas
amber solar
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only good levels of r4 are like the D and E tiers

raven palm
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i feel zzz about R5 too

amber solar
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maybs c3 PE eh

random atlas
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u dont cleary play like i do slendi

amber solar
digital junco
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Just give me R6 and 8 and I’m happy

amber solar
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r6 is so based

digital junco
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Incredibly based

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No bias here

random atlas
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i cant disagree

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its where my name was born

digital junco
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Might’ve been easier but it was a fucking banger

brave mantle
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R6D3 is sexy

raven palm
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so i would rather have a rundown that is short and sweet than, whatever tf R2, 4, & 5 are aiming for

amber solar
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r6d4 even with the tankin fps its just so fun

random atlas
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no balls haver

raven palm
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R6 is still a blur for me, i should play some more

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love R7 and 8 though

digital junco
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R6 has like 2 levels I dislike

amber solar
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like r2 has 4 b tiers

digital junco
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And one of those is personal scarring

brave mantle
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kinda scuffed

random atlas
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both main and secondary ?

digital junco
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Wait no, nvm it’s just one level

brave mantle
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Yes

amber solar
brave mantle
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Bruh what

amber solar
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bako hates c3

brave mantle
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if we got that time for main only id shit myself

raven palm
digital junco
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I just hate AX because of a bad experience

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With a person we tried to take into our static

brave mantle
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One time i did CX with my group and we just kept dying for some reason and now i dont really like it

amber solar
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i love cx
but like
only the final part

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the rest its fine

digital junco
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LMAO

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Og R6 EXT was a time

brave mantle
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LMAO

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Man i wish i didnt have just a shitty laptop then

digital junco
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I still have no idea how the flyers ended up doing 2x damage

brave mantle
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If i had a PC i would have been playing the game since 2019

digital junco
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They got the doom powerup

brave mantle
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But I was also like 14 then

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13-14

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Aint no way im getting a pc

digital junco
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I was in my last year of high school

amber solar
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i was alive

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maybe

brave mantle
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I got my PC in my second last year of hs when i was 16 i think

digital junco
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I got a laptop that could run games other than minecraft in 2019 summer

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Then one that could run GTFO in early 2021 (but I didn’t get into GTFO until Markiplier released his R6 vids)

weak owl
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guys

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what would fiers taste like

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my vote is on burnt rubber

digital junco
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what

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fires?

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Or tires?

raven palm
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Do we know the mechanism that flyers actually used to fly?

digital junco
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electromagnetic fields within the dust storms of Alpha

raven palm
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Because that would/should dramatically affect how their meat tastes

digital junco
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they generate a field that propels them up, using high concentration of metals in their body along with bio electrical impulses

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No i have no clue

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Ask frosty

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Honestly if I had to explain it, I’d use magnets and bioelectricity tbh

raven palm
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that would explain the tendrils and how they are always perfectly upright

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but good god that would mean they taste burnt and metallic

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not to mention they might just give you metal poisoning no matter the prep method

weak owl
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yum

graceful nymph
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they use air bending

frosty imp
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Hm.

digital junco
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Indeed

signal quarry
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I've been following GTFO's development since 2009, back when Hackett was still called North and Dauda wasn't black. Also the monsters weren't monsters at all, they were mutated humans that used slingshots to shoot potatoes at you. Quite interesting developement history this game had. It was also supposted to be a turn based role playing game. The option to romance the Warden was cut relatively early on. Such a shame. I was hoping modders could bring that back. I was hoping more for GTFO than what the end product turned out to be. Oh well. Maybe GTFO 2.

frosty imp
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Damn

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Hopefully it'll come back into the game or maybe the second one

undone birch
rugged jewel
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guys im gonna kms

raven palm
rugged jewel
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i was stalking people from other hotels in the area to see what our next marketing thing is gonna be and I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS SIGNED IN ON THE COMPANY LINKEDIN

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IM N O T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT LMFAO

frosty imp
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lol

raven palm
frosty imp
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laugh at this user

rugged jewel
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: (

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my manager tomorrow being like "so do you have your own linkedin?"

raven palm
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i'm going to give it to you straight, thats rough

rugged jewel
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gurl if i get fired burn my history

raven palm
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i will burn more than that PI_AngelPray

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no less than viking funerals for my homies

tiny trout
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its like when u type 'g' in your browser and tap enter

expecting to get to gmail but get to grimtools

weak owl
weak owl
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I’m genuinely curious but I don’t know what that means

undone birch
weak owl
raven palm
weak owl
undone birch
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Oh I enjoy exotic meat alrite

undone birch
weak owl
undone birch
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What if flyers were just, like

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Insanely light

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Actually nothing to eat

polar elm
undone birch
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Meanwhile the mother always squatting, so she must have a lot of muscle mass

weak owl
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if aliens were discovered irl, why wouldn’t I want to try to eat one

weak owl
undone birch
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Giants meanwhile look like they have more fatty tissues, which would make the cooking much nicer

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Imaging just searing yourself a giant steak,,,

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Literally just add butter and herbs

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salt, pepper, you're good to go

weak owl
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yum

undone birch
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strikers look like constant tweaking, the meat must just be ruined from the stress

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guys this is actual lore

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the forbidden dauda cooking log

weak owl
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so real

digital junco
#

You will be credited

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:3

#

I have the dauda cooking log, and now I have the dauda cooling log

undone birch
weak owl
#

is the cream goblin related to the mind goblin

rugged jewel
# weak owl what does that mean

i’m in marketing, so i often stalk other hotels instagrams. i loved a local one so i wanted to find her on linkedin, was supposed to be an undercover super spy mission, found who i was looking for and then went to stalk the people i work with on there, and then i was like “hmmmm why is it letting me view the full profile” I WAS SIGNED IN ON MY DEPARTMENTS ACCOUNT 😭👍

undone birch
#

No we need actual theorycrafting channel just for cooking

cerulean ruin
#

good evening, i'm looking for help because when i launch my game i get sound cuts but i can't figure out how to solve this.

thanks for your help and enjoy the game

weak owl
rugged jewel
#

sooo my whole hotel now knows i stalk them bc i’m the only one besides the director with access to it lmfao

#

y e a h

undone birch
#

linkedin is hell

rugged jewel
#

they all pretty well have the upgraded thing to see profiles

undone birch
#

stalking anyone on it shows up in notification

rugged jewel
#

i have a burner acct under robert summers to stalk ppl

tulip stag
rugged jewel
#

fully ai generated lmfao

undone birch
#

whenever we fire a random dude I have to go private browsing because I don't want them to see I stalked them

weak owl
#

why is a company viewing another company a bad thing

#

I don’t work in marketing so I’m probably just misunderstanding something

rugged jewel
weak owl
weak owl
tulip stag
weak owl
tulip stag
bleak anvil
undone birch
#

u ever get approved by manger of raise

#

but HR say no

weak owl
undone birch
weak owl
tulip stag
rugged jewel
#

this is very true 😔 i hope they see it that way lmao

digital junco
weak owl
#

yum

rugged jewel
#

yummy yummy in me tummy

digital junco
#

Idk what’s going on, I wanted to drink koolaid

weak owl
#

hey guys

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always remember

#

life is roblox

tulip stag
#

Tell them to bring out the whole ocean!

rugged jewel
#

i want roblox

polar elm
#

W

#

A

digital junco
#

L

#

U

torpid viper
#

I

#

G

polar elm
#

I

digital junco
#

WAAAAA

polar elm
#

The helldivers like

#

Locking feet into hellpod animation is straight ripped from pacific rim

#

Lmao

frosty imp
#

Crazy!!!

pseudo scaffold
digital junco
polar elm
#

Obviously

#

It's just a detail

#

I'm watching the movie rn

#

They're literally 1 to 1

digital junco
#

Oh lmao

odd carbon
#

There should be some form of special punishment just for people who cheat at chess

raven palm
#

ya esp with the cheating strategies these days, they are enjoying it waay too much

odd carbon
#

Problem is, I can "find out" the ones who's obvious about it

#

But I've no way of knowing if some ||this word would get me banned|| just loads up stockfish, komodo or whatnot and only asks that shit for 3rd/2nd best move and does it, say, 1 move out of 2.

neat solstice
#

R5D2 Bridge patch when

raven palm
odd carbon
#

ah that

#

oh well

raven palm
#

on an unrelated note, who can guess what phrase gets automodded?

odd carbon
#

I'd assume that noone ACTUALLY does that

raven palm
#

only suspected?

odd carbon
frosty imp
#

Lmao

#

"Okay please drop your pants and bend over

odd carbon
#

ok not you know, airport style

frosty imp
#

Shame

odd carbon
#

At least I think, let me check

#

No they do "body checks" and metal detector checks

stable pivot
#

i come here to say, fuck canadians and brits

#

thank you for attending my ted talk

urban briar
rugged jewel
stable pivot
#

did you like the mod mail i sent you? :)

rugged jewel
#

HOW DO I L O O K CANADIAN

#

which

#

one

stable pivot
#

😂

#

the most recent one

rugged jewel
#

you think i have time for

stable pivot
#

did you fill it out like i asked

#

YES YOU DO

#

YOU DO HAVE TIME

#

BECAUSE YOURE ON DISCORD

rugged jewel
#

at 9pm

#

for the first time today

stable pivot
#

Yes

rugged jewel
#

i’ve considered employment unfortunately

stable pivot
#

kinda cringe if you ask me

rugged jewel
#

i know right

stable pivot
#

just be poor

rugged jewel
#

those college dollars going to waste

stable pivot
#

fr

rugged jewel
#

do u smoke

stable pivot
#

no

rugged jewel
#

boo womp

stable pivot
#

so not only are you a discord admin

#

you're also a druggie

rugged jewel
#

sir yes sir

#

always have been

stable pivot
#

at least you're honest

#

true

#

yeah

rugged jewel
#

i have no shame

stable pivot
#

you literally smoked on camera once i believe

rugged jewel
#

i partake in the penjamin

#

sounds like me

stable pivot
#

it does sound like you

#

and meanwhile, im suffering in this grand ol' class called COMPUTER SYSTEMS

#

im starting to believe that CS majors are literally the same as drug addicts

#

just

#

instead of drugs

#

they torture themselves with code until they get a dopamine hit from solving the problem

#

what..

#

wait..

#

that sounds like GAMBLING

stable pivot
#

oh sihtttt

stable pivot
#

COMPUTER SYSTEMS 👻 👻 👻 👻

rugged jewel
digital junco
#

AAAAAAA

stable pivot
#

ooooooooohhhh systemsssss

#

OOOOOOHHHH

#

i may or may not be DRUNNNNKKKKK

#

:D

digital junco
#

fuck i can’t, I’m going back to the modding server

#

nope

rugged jewel
#

god i love not being in college anymore lmaoo idk how y’all aren’t dead

rugged jewel
#

a scientific miracle

stable pivot
#

bro

#

the only thing keeping me alive is fucking alcohol fr

digital junco
#

that’s the neat part - i am

#

Dead

stable pivot
#

for legal reasons, this is a joke

digital junco
#

i have never drank

stable pivot
digital junco
#

nah

stable pivot
#

yes you are

rugged jewel
#

drank

digital junco
#

That’s what diabetes is for

#

I just take a shot of insulin

#

Bam

#

Feeling of drunkeness

stable pivot
#

yknow

#

ive always been a little shit to sev but drunk me is even more of a little shit

polar elm
digital junco
#

Fish

polar elm
#

Fish

tulip stag
#

Shart

digital junco
#

huh?

raven palm
tulip stag
digital junco
#

Cooper

tulip stag
raven palm
#

Bog Coops

maiden vale
ebon steppe
#

hihiiii

icy tundra
#

gtfo is bad

polar elm
#

I agree

ebon steppe
#

fishyyyy

neon plank
#

@digital pine r u makocho? big fan

pseudo scaffold
#

Finger : No I am the real MakoCho

neon plank
digital junco
#

sus

pseudo scaffold
#

SusStar Detected

digital junco
#

ME

polar elm
ebon steppe
#

can i be mako

digital junco
#

yes

olive jay
digital junco
#

Become mako

maiden vale
olive jay
#

What😭

maiden vale
#

the sticker name or my name?

olive jay
#

Admiral orange is really nice and the actually name

maiden vale
#

oh, thank you thank you

#

yeah my banner truly is bussing these days

#

pogU discord profile

#

sadly no more RGB orange, but I think this is better

polar elm
#

Orang

maiden vale
#

aha, I brought the Orange back

#

you can stills see my ugly gap whenever you click on my profile, so that's fine

I have all the good things now

digital junco
#

It slowly turns orange as you scroll

maiden vale
#

the orangification

#

run while you can

digital junco
#

aaAAAaaA

maiden vale
#

now I am become fruit,
destroyer of calories

#

abandon all Fruit
ye who enter here

polar elm
digital junco
#

Jesse, I got your cut Jesse

ebon steppe
#

I'm dusty

digital junco
#

hi dusty

#

I’m dak

polar elm
#

Hi dusty

torpid viper
digital junco
#

hmmmm

pseudo scaffold
digital pine
torpid viper
#

my sense of humor is gone

#

if its not obvious

pseudo scaffold
torpid viper
#

same thing wdym

#

<3

polar elm
digital junco
#

His name shalt be FINGER

ebon steppe
#

hi!!!!

#

u all wonderful

neat solstice
#

Google is a search engine.

bleak anvil
weak owl
frosty imp
#

Hm.

brave mantle
#

Stop thinking pleasssseeeeeee

#

I can’t take it

bleak anvil
polar elm
frosty imp
#

Hm.

#

I can never stop thinking

graceful nymph
#

K

paper hollow
#

this is

#

the psychedelic

bleak anvil
#

im crazy

undone birch
#

it's friday in some weird country

#

finally

last tartan
undone birch
#

yesss

brave mantle
#

almost

#

its 10:30pm for me

undone birch
#

go faster

last tartan
#

exactly

#

be better

#

fuckin idiot

brave mantle
#

eat my toes

bleak anvil
pseudo scaffold
bleak anvil
arctic dune
graceful nymph
#

😋

tiny trout
weak owl
undone birch
tiny trout
#

Draw

undone birch
#

It's 18C/65F

#

It's not hot by any mean

But for March???

#

jesus

last tartan
#

damn i only have 10

ebon steppe
#

hi

graceful nymph
ebon steppe
#

iirc today /tomorrow is sunner sales

#

so who knows if game will be on sale that time

undone birch
#

JESUS CHRIST

#

Where the fuck you live

#

A oven

ebon steppe
#

moneyyyy

#

best of luck

undone birch
#

Holy shit

#

Is it as least dry heat?

#

Or humid too?

#

my god

#

i would literally die

last tartan
#

sounds like pain

#

its too hot when its 30 C

#

50 seems like pure suffering

undone birch
#

As an Arizonian taught me

#

In countries so hot

#

Your day is typically just travel from one AC'd building to another AC's building

last tartan
undone birch
#

Yesss

#

BASED BASED BASED

digital junco
undone birch
#

mods are here

#

quick

#

post gtfo

#

huuuh guys

#

that scout ennemy is pretty hard huh

#

every time i try using hammer on its legs, it calls its friends

digital junco
#

just wait until I learn how to mod gtfo more

last tartan
#

lol

digital junco
#

Oh yeah

last tartan
digital junco
#

Idk if cubix has seen it

last tartan
#

The chipi stuff?

digital junco
#

:3

#

I am way too happy about that

last tartan
#

lol

#

you sent it on like 3 servers atleast

digital junco
#

hello syndicate fellow

digital junco
#

My shitposting potential is reaching previously unknown levels of stupid

undone birch
#

prisonners go on jupiter to get stupider

ebon steppe
#

cuties !

last tartan
#

Whats next dak?

#

a kraken doing the fornite dance?

rugged jewel
#

wazza

torn inlet
#

insanity

rugged jewel
#

i believe in your escape. find the cream in the rubble

torn inlet
#

@rugged jewel howdy

digital junco
#

Kraken being turned into the celestial pillars

#

From terraria

ebon steppe
#

sevyyyyy , kiryuuuu

digital junco
#

Yo it’s dusty

torn inlet
digital junco
#

😳

ebon steppe
#

wish i were stomping bugs :(

#

dakyy hihi cuties

#

i office worker , i hate this place so much , i plan to crash this if they make me crash the law protecting me

polar elm
ebon steppe
#

fishyyyyy , rock and stone !

tiny trout
weak owl
polar elm
digital junco
#

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

polar elm
torn inlet
#

BRUHHHH

#

Tim Sweeney emailed Gabe Newell calling Valve 'you assholes' over Steam policies.

Valve's COO simply replied 'you mad bro?

digital junco
#

LMAO

#

who is tim sweeney?

torn inlet
#

CEO of epic games

digital junco
#

Oh lmao

torn inlet
#

it was from 2018 but I think they only just leaked

polar elm
#

Greentext about valve being the best simply by doing nothing and everyone else shoots themselves in the foot

#

Tbf

#

Epic games has better creator polices for indie games than steam

torn inlet
#

Yes but that is all they have and all they are trying to have

polar elm
#

They also have fortnite

torn inlet
#

They don't improve their store, their features or anything

polar elm
#

(Peak)

torn inlet
#

As a representative of Deep Rock Galactic Co., your employment will be terminated with immediate effect.

#

Have a good day.

polar elm
#

Whar

#

You can't do this to me

#

Do you know how much I've sacrificed for the company?

odd carbon
#

Tencent owns like 40% of Epic Games btw

polar elm
#

How many warcrimes I've committed

torn inlet
polar elm
#

They are worth ten cents

#

Real

torn inlet
#

1.7% more and they have an absolute majority

odd carbon
polar elm
#

Idk what that means

#

Are they worth 11 cents

odd carbon
#

Someone will buy SEGA and noone really cares about Nintendo doing what it always does

polar elm
#

Sony owns sega?

#

Though?

#

I thought

odd carbon
#

Going even faster than I thought

polar elm
#

I think so

#

Idk

#

Only Sega games I played was all the yakuza games

#

So maybe they were Sony idk

#

Playstation has no games anyways

torn inlet
#

Nah sega is still their own entity

polar elm
#

Real,,,

torn inlet
#

Parent company is Sega Sammy Holdings Inc.

odd carbon
polar elm
#

Good

#

Microsoft w

#

Gamepass has benefited gaming so much

torn inlet
#

How can they buy something if it doesn't exist (games)

odd carbon
#

They realized how to make people buy xboxes or whatever they're called now

polar elm
#

Playstation has one game

#

Spiderman (no players)

torn inlet
#

nah not even that

#

bloodborne

#

and yakuza dead souls

polar elm
#

Real

#

Older ace combat games too

#

Which sucks