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They won't even know
rob it while you're a minor and while naked
they can't watch the footage
makes it illegal
Good advice
debatable
Cashier: I'm a villain
Or just be marked as evidence
Love isn't really free
It's so dumb, you gotta do all this shit smh
Outside of the parents but that's a gamble though

I could see that happening
Maybe years into the future
I don't mean like oxygen tanks also
I'll invent that
Til the lorax is apocalyptic
General is wild at this time of day
is it
Me paying off the bitches
We're talking about oxygen needing to be paid for , unconditional love (for some reason) the lorax , the apocalypse
crazy mix
yeah I know
Real
I haven't seen the lorax in years so I wouldn't know
do it again
I guess
I mean it's still good
Idk
they're mostly broadcasting older episodes not in order
Just random episodes
but honestly it is better than most modern media
I'd rather watch spongebob than the depressive or uninteresting shit they pump us with
Anything that came out at least almost a decade ago now ig is pretty good
mf lives in a pineapple
Erm
The boys is peak
The Crusty Krab is a fucking crab trap bro
I've never realized that until it got pointed out to me
lol
The chum bucket is a bucket...
Dear god
Patrick's house is a rock
Turtle*
Or is it an underground underwater bunker
🗿
Cause it's more like a massive door\
Squit wafd
ahaa
There's an episode somewhere about it
yeah
I forget which it is.
Crazy
Add SpongeBob to fortnite
The only thing I don't understand about spongebob
is that one random clip in every episode
Like regular show and adventure time
Can't relate, was a sheltered child.
lmao
It's the artist style there's a youtube video about it somewhere
It's like a calling card
So you know that episode was written by that specific person
still peak
I think they're funny
spunch bop
Except for the episode where SpongeBob gets a splinter on his finger
And that's the closeup
It's straight nasty

I remember that too well
The one I described? Yeah I'll never forget
Truly a fucking horrifying image
The animator did NOT have to be this fucking detailed about it
Why would spunkleborg show this
have you seen the one where he shows up in the car when Ms.Puff is with some fish with glasses
recently got a License
idk fish with glasses
But I do remember a driving school episode
Or maybe that was a book
idk
there are a lot
but yeah
that one was wild
I can send it over in dms if you want
ghosted.
I'm just a regular fish
What book
Ah
I heard it is a journey to say the least
I've never heard of it
Fish outta water.
pretty good book
its more like a pov from an unreliable narrator
gtfo kinda took inspiration from it, dont know if they meant to, but most of the movies with AI are inspired on it
no spoiler tho, thats clear like in the first 2 pages
its a really good book, and a very short one
i do, im slow as shit
I haven't read a book in years
Damn
No mouth and i must scream is a pretty interesting one true
wether gtfo took insipration from it… ehhh i guess its possible
whats that about
Scifi space opera
So star wars on meth?
It’s so much fun
This might be stellaris
lol
I love that series
thats why i say "dont know if they meant to" it basically inspired most sci fi stuff related with AI
me after summonig a being from a diffrent dimension to spread democracy
Best part is as much as I like to get them from a library, you can find them all “online”
I guess if you look at it that way, then yeah
fuck online books, long live the paper
i like to kill trees just to read a book once
Exactly
Nah, paper is just superior
true
I hate reading online shit
ebooks are just worse
yeah
Idk I've never played the game I just know it has war and space racism
Basically SotSS
except it’s advanced space racism
And the aliens are racist back
you can summon eldritch beings in the name of democracy =)
Oh and there’s oil
Oil???
Or it’s galactic equivalent
determined exterminator moment
Where oil???
Gas giants
in norway
Aka norway
Stardrive fuel, made from ekti
change my mind
Pretty cool concepts in the book tbh
And it’s super intricate and detailed
Lot of attention to the small bits
Plus it’s a multi-character narrative
You’ve got your main cast of like 15-25 staples, plus like 30 other characters you occasionally get perspectives of
A few of those 30 are throwaway death fodder
I like the one tweet calling the bugs serbians
@polar elm Are you a fish or an Amphibian?
🐟
You got choices?
Is this someone a friend or a "friend"
I'll take that as "friend"
Uh
Are they allergic to anything
How much time do you have
Budget ?
Okay
You could either go for some kind of soup or meat
Maybe pasta if you're feeling lazy
Pasta would work very great actually
How about chicken carbonara?
Fairly inexpensive and easy to make
It's just pasta cheese sauce and chicken
If you want an extra spin to it you could add frozen vegetable cubes
carbonara is cheese sauce
tf
is steam server down again
regular tuesday steam maintenance
Yes steam is always down on Tuesday for maintenance
Every week
52 weeks a year
yay
thanks for the info though
Yah
Hm.
Hotline Miami is a great game
I mean it is
Who yankin they crank?
what!!!
could be me
hey guys so uh when GTFO dropping the fortnite dlc update?
in a fort night
@wraith crane
hM.
hi
Hello
Potassium reacts violently to water
I breathe oxygen
Source?
Proof?
Evidence?
Objection?
its been over 4 months and ppl still didnt edit/uptade gtfo wiki lol
new enemies, weapons etc info where lol
did you uhh
expand the spoiler tab
mayhaps?
because I just checked and it's all there
there were no spoiler tab tho
am i blind?
are u blind?
r u delusional? am i delusional?
go here
scroll down
R8 enemies
bam
you can't search for them because it prevents people from getting spoiled
guns show up
actually I just looked and the enemies do show uo
so uhhh, idk which wiki you were looking at
its there 👍
there are more wikis?
cuz its not here
but thanks for the info ill check all of em
it's on the fandom wiki
Hi'
ello ello we got any AU players that would be in for some of lower R1 or somthing at some point in the future?
only just saw the ''looking for a group'' bit
welp
lol
No
Uhh
I'm pretty sure it works but there's no way to track it in-game
so you won't know your progress until you've actually got the achievement ig
Whats the achievemnt called i cant find it
might be hidden
Yes
It has been obtained. It is working. You have to complete the expeditions for the drop to count iirc
100km of completed expeditions is crazy icl
It's just something you get in the longer run passively
But if you want to focus it.
I forget which A1 mission
I can see all hidden achievemnts tho
Has a good distance on it but not hard
oh, then I have no clue
R1D1 could be a good one to farm for it I think
Too long
There are expeditions that go 1000m or a bit more
Yes they are.
really?
There is a A1 tier mission that does that
I just can't remember for the life of me to remember which it is
Ye
That level is relatively short objective wise
Iirc resources tho will add in some time to completion
But yeah grinding R8A1 is the go if you want that achievement specifically. Otherwise just obtain it passively playing other levels
Aint no way anyone doing that
Just get busy doing other achievements
Unless thats the last achievement u need or something
hi @digital junco
Mornin
Chicken
bako
slingus lmaoooo
:b
smh
I shall do that from now on
Slingus
Bingus
Btw pools is ur pfp and stuff ur OC?
Yeah
Jokes aside, its actually really good art
🐟
🐟
🦈
🐟
Fish

Read this as “should I have another susname change for furries”
Also sev I need to send you something I cooked up
How bout
Goressa

Severus Snape
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Dankstar
Stinkerage Binkerage
we have a winner folks
Looking for someone who is relatively new
who also knows kind of what they are doing
ive played a bit
hello! u can check the LFG channels to share n join lobbies! the instructions are in https://discord.com/channels/408196129470152705/653623062964731920
just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
Tfw you can never go back to the OG R5 pre-stamina days when the game was good 😔
u could sprint in r5 wdym
smh
ahh
well u can just download those levels i guess idk
or mod the game in the moddin server
so no stam
I have a lot of hours, know what I'm doing, but I'm also kind of bad. Close enough?
Yeah but it's just not the same😔
eh i like the game as it is
I get that ppl bhopping by everything was a problem, but I think that just left an opportunity to have a non-stamina game mode with bhopping in with like, 3x the enemy count.
bhopping actually does something?
Absolute chaos instead of walking sim, bc after stamina was introduced just walking around became the quickest way to clear.
No, but it used to.
Thanks!
It still does
it is with heavy carry items
but also gtfo was never about runnin and gunnin
Clients can use it without instawaking
thats just completely opposite to what GTFO always wanted to be
Compared to pre r6, bhopping isn't nearly as useful, but yeah you can still use it for hisec and stuff
Idk I put like 700 hours on R5C3PE and r5d1ex and never got tired of it, never found another couple of maps that had that same draw after, despite hoping each rundown.
r5d1? weird thats the map almost everyone says its too slow and boring
i mean r7c2 i guess for being so long with some battles
like c3, r7d2
which is very combat based
r8 final level for a mix of both
Nowadays it is, yeah. OG R5 you could make it fast or you could make it a 3.5hr rundown lol
I hate R5D1 with a passion
Arguably some of the weakest maps
u can ask in gtfo chat for vets opinions
Cringe take, unless you're referring to the updated rundown
to the og in general
Updated
Okay yeah
Never played og
I agree then
my favorite R5 levels are C2, B3 (og only), D2, and E1
Rest are ok
OG R5 was peak and nothing will console me that they took it away😔 /s
ok now im confused was this a bit
eh it was decent. They definitely spammed respawns
It's a bit but I'm serious, yeah.
the s its sarcasm so now im just confused
There’s the /s
👀
top 8 for sure
ong
real
okay team, R3 is one of the best, is this a hot take?
it’s like
A lukewarm take
Sure it had a decent amount of good levels
But it’s also tiny
i think itssss a fine take but its a bit too short
the rundown
i mean its one more level than r1
and a lot of a tiers too
R5 and R3 probably have the same amount of good levels
But R5’s are more consistently difficult and fun
R4 POV: 
r4 zzz
True
shat up
only good levels of r4 are like the D and E tiers
i feel zzz about R5 too
maybs c3 PE eh
so same
Just give me R6 and 8 and I’m happy
r6 is so based
Might’ve been easier but it was a fucking banger
R6D3 is sexy
so i would rather have a rundown that is short and sweet than, whatever tf R2, 4, & 5 are aiming for
r6d4 even with the tankin fps its just so fun
R6 has like 2 levels I dislike
long rundowns can be cool, like r8, but r2 r4 r5 just have too many nothin levels that dont do annythin like super fun
like r2 has 4 b tiers
And one of those is personal scarring
Wait no, nvm it’s just one level
Yes
r7c3 :3 oh wait
Bruh what
bako hates c3
if we got that time for main only id shit myself
oof, the trauma is growing in your memort
I just hate AX because of a bad experience
With a person we tried to take into our static
One time i did CX with my group and we just kept dying for some reason and now i dont really like it
i didn’t like it because when I got to the final part all the flyers did double damage and we had sniper melee
LMAO
Og R6 EXT was a time
I still have no idea how the flyers ended up doing 2x damage
If i had a PC i would have been playing the game since 2019
They got the doom powerup
Same
I was in my last year of high school
I got my PC in my second last year of hs when i was 16 i think
I got a laptop that could run games other than minecraft in 2019 summer
Then one that could run GTFO in early 2021 (but I didn’t get into GTFO until Markiplier released his R6 vids)
Do we know the mechanism that flyers actually used to fly?
electromagnetic fields within the dust storms of Alpha
Because that would/should dramatically affect how their meat tastes
they generate a field that propels them up, using high concentration of metals in their body along with bio electrical impulses
No i have no clue
Ask frosty
Honestly if I had to explain it, I’d use magnets and bioelectricity tbh
that would explain the tendrils and how they are always perfectly upright
but good god that would mean they taste burnt and metallic
not to mention they might just give you metal poisoning no matter the prep method
yum
they use air bending
Hm.
Indeed
I've been following GTFO's development since 2009, back when Hackett was still called North and Dauda wasn't black. Also the monsters weren't monsters at all, they were mutated humans that used slingshots to shoot potatoes at you. Quite interesting developement history this game had. It was also supposted to be a turn based role playing game. The option to romance the Warden was cut relatively early on. Such a shame. I was hoping modders could bring that back. I was hoping more for GTFO than what the end product turned out to be. Oh well. Maybe GTFO 2.
this was not the followup I expected
guys im gonna kms
kill many sleepers?
i was stalking people from other hotels in the area to see what our next marketing thing is gonna be and I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS SIGNED IN ON THE COMPANY LINKEDIN
IM N O T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT LMFAO
lol
oh.
laugh at this user
i'm going to give it to you straight, thats rough
gurl if i get fired burn my history
why did i read hs as hearthstone im too deep
its like when u type 'g' in your browser and tap enter
expecting to get to gmail but get to grimtools
what were you expecting
what does that mean
I’m genuinely curious but I don’t know what that means
rip
i just want to explore the otherworldly delicacies, and cuisine is the one appropriate for public channels :3
finally another exotic meat enjoyer
Oh I enjoy exotic meat alrite
Bulbs are just for storing the sauce,,,
pee is stored in the balls
Women don't pee
Meanwhile the mother always squatting, so she must have a lot of muscle mass
if aliens were discovered irl, why wouldn’t I want to try to eat one
got that Instagram girl physique
Giants meanwhile look like they have more fatty tissues, which would make the cooking much nicer
Imaging just searing yourself a giant steak,,,
Literally just add butter and herbs
salt, pepper, you're good to go
yum
strikers look like constant tweaking, the meat must just be ruined from the stress
guys this is actual lore
the forbidden dauda cooking log
so real
Adding to my mod, ty
You will be credited
:3
I have the dauda cooking log, and now I have the dauda cooling log
OH HELL YEAH
is the cream goblin related to the mind goblin
i’m in marketing, so i often stalk other hotels instagrams. i loved a local one so i wanted to find her on linkedin, was supposed to be an undercover super spy mission, found who i was looking for and then went to stalk the people i work with on there, and then i was like “hmmmm why is it letting me view the full profile” I WAS SIGNED IN ON MY DEPARTMENTS ACCOUNT 😭👍
No we need actual theorycrafting channel just for cooking
good evening, i'm looking for help because when i launch my game i get sound cuts but i can't figure out how to solve this.
thanks for your help and enjoy the game
are other companies able to see that you’re viewing their profile?
sooo my whole hotel now knows i stalk them bc i’m the only one besides the director with access to it lmfao
y e a h
linkedin is hell
they all pretty well have the upgraded thing to see profiles
stalking anyone on it shows up in notification
i have a burner acct under robert summers to stalk ppl
fully ai generated lmfao
whenever we fire a random dude I have to go private browsing because I don't want them to see I stalked them
why is a company viewing another company a bad thing
I don’t work in marketing so I’m probably just misunderstanding something
cuz our account is “(hotel name) marketing and sales” so they’re gonna know i’m stalking their ideas and probably stealing them ☠️ which i AM but SHUT UP
imitation is the most sincere form of flattery

yum
yummy yummy in me tummy
Idk what’s going on, I wanted to drink koolaid
Tell them to bring out the whole ocean!
i want roblox
I
WAAAAA
The helldivers like
Locking feet into hellpod animation is straight ripped from pacific rim
Lmao
Crazy!!!

Still fun as hell tho
Oh lmao
There should be some form of special punishment just for people who cheat at chess
ya esp with the cheating strategies these days, they are enjoying it waay too much
Problem is, I can "find out" the ones who's obvious about it
But I've no way of knowing if some ||this word would get me banned|| just loads up stockfish, komodo or whatnot and only asks that shit for 3rd/2nd best move and does it, say, 1 move out of 2.
R5D2 Bridge patch when
The Hans Niemann strategy?
if he is the booty plug guy, then yes
on an unrelated note, who can guess what phrase gets automodded?
I'd assume that noone ACTUALLY does that
oh is that guy not confirmed for it?
only suspected?
I think that they're checking now when you enter certain tournaments IIRC
ok not you know, airport style
Shame

:(
fucking canadian lookin ass
did you like the mod mail i sent you? :)
did you fill it out like i asked
YES YOU DO
YOU DO HAVE TIME
BECAUSE YOURE ON DISCORD
Yes
i’ve considered employment unfortunately
kinda cringe if you ask me
i know right
just be poor
those college dollars going to waste
fr
do u smoke
no
boo womp
i have no shame
you literally smoked on camera once i believe
it does sound like you
and meanwhile, im suffering in this grand ol' class called COMPUTER SYSTEMS
im starting to believe that CS majors are literally the same as drug addicts
just
instead of drugs
they torture themselves with code until they get a dopamine hit from solving the problem
what..
wait..
that sounds like GAMBLING
NO
oh sihtttt
helpppp the coronation street theme started playing from my grandmas room the MINUTE you sent this
AAAAAAA
god i love not being in college anymore lmaoo idk how y’all aren’t dead
who said i wasnt
a scientific miracle
for legal reasons, this is a joke
i have never drank
you're missing out
nah
yes you are
drank
That’s what diabetes is for
I just take a shot of insulin
Bam
Feeling of drunkeness
yknow
ive always been a little shit to sev but drunk me is even more of a little shit
Fish
Fish
Shart
huh?

Cooper

Bog Coops
hihiiii
gtfo is bad
I agree
fishyyyy
@digital pine r u makocho? big fan
sus
ME
Dusty
can i be mako
yes
That is such a sick name 🗣️
Become mako
happy ham?
What😭
the sticker name or my name?
Admiral orange is really nice and the actually name
oh, thank you thank you
yeah my banner truly is bussing these days
pogU discord profile
sadly no more RGB orange, but I think this is better

Orang
aha, I brought the Orange back
you can stills see my ugly gap whenever you click on my profile, so that's fine
I have all the good things now
It slowly turns orange as you scroll
aaAAAaaA
Jesse, I got your cut Jesse
I'm dusty
Hi dusty
finger
hmmmm
Me questioning if you know who Finger is.
yo whats up mako im mako big fan
someone on stream but all i can think of is the kid named finger meme so
my sense of humor is gone
if its not obvious
Finger is Mako's TTS Buddy.
His name shalt be FINGER
Google is a search engine.
Hm.

K
yesss
go faster
eat my toes



😋
It's high noon somewhere in the world
Here
Draw
hi
More like climate change
Holy shit
Is it as least dry heat?
Or humid too?
my god
i would literally die
As an Arizonian taught me
In countries so hot
Your day is typically just travel from one AC'd building to another AC's building
you need to be hotter
mods are here
quick
post gtfo
huuuh guys
that scout ennemy is pretty hard huh
every time i try using hammer on its legs, it calls its friends
Monique I literally just sent you the dumbest shit possible lmao
just wait until I learn how to mod gtfo more
lol
Oh yeah
you gonna make all guns look the same?
Idk if cubix has seen it
The chipi stuff?
hello syndicate fellow
BEST THING EVER
My shitposting potential is reaching previously unknown levels of stupid
prisonners go on jupiter to get stupider
cuties !
lmao
Whats next dak?
a kraken doing the fornite dance?
wazza
insanity
i believe in your escape. find the cream in the rubble
@rugged jewel howdy
Nah
Kraken being turned into the celestial pillars
From terraria
sevyyyyy , kiryuuuu
Yo it’s dusty
⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️
😳
wish i were stomping bugs :(
dakyy hihi cuties
i office worker , i hate this place so much , i plan to crash this if they make me crash the law protecting me
Rocks and stones
fishyyyyy , rock and stone !
May break my bones but beer will never hurt me
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
BRUHHHH
Tim Sweeney emailed Gabe Newell calling Valve 'you assholes' over Steam policies.
Valve's COO simply replied 'you mad bro?
CEO of epic games
Oh lmao
Greentext about valve being the best simply by doing nothing and everyone else shoots themselves in the foot
Tbf
Epic games has better creator polices for indie games than steam
Yes but that is all they have and all they are trying to have
They also have fortnite
They don't improve their store, their features or anything
(Peak)
As a representative of Deep Rock Galactic Co., your employment will be terminated with immediate effect.
Have a good day.
Whar
You can't do this to me
Do you know how much I've sacrificed for the company?
Tencent owns like 40% of Epic Games btw
How many warcrimes I've committed
48.4 percent
1.7% more and they have an absolute majority
Nah, if things go as they are going, IMHO, everything in the gaming sector will be either Tencent, Microsoft and perhaps Sony
Someone will buy SEGA and noone really cares about Nintendo doing what it always does
I think so
Idk
Only Sega games I played was all the yakuza games
So maybe they were Sony idk
Playstation has no games anyways
Nah sega is still their own entity
Real,,,
Parent company is Sega Sammy Holdings Inc.
Well, Microsoft keeps buying everything 🤣
How can they buy something if it doesn't exist (games)
They realized how to make people buy xboxes or whatever they're called now
Tbf
Playstation has one game
Spiderman (no players)



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