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if u want to kill cscouts u can do burn cannon scattergun or any 30 dmg weapon in the back
i thought everyone do the same damage?
It still is a thing :3

Nope
Well yes
But the damage output is different
Depending on if you are the host or not
It’s an issue with ping
or....melee booster and 
in the nutshell,i might just use 
I don’t entirely understand it, but the basic is that if you are a client, all of the scattergun pellets can hit a tumor and damage it before the information is relayed from client to host and back to break the tumor
So you can do WAY more damage to a tumor than you should be able to if you aren’t a host
basically it a delayed damage?
Kind of. Tumors pop when you deliver a certain amount of damage, but because there’s no way for an instant transmission of that information, scattergun does all of it’s damage to the tumor and THEN breaks the tumor
Whereas on host, it does just enough damage to break the tumor and then breaks it, preventing pellets from overdamaging
like...since the host isnt regcoinize the tumor as "broken" yet,so the client still can deal damage on the tumor even though it shouldnt?
It still does insane damage tho, because morherfucking scattergun
Yup
Basically
There’s a mod that removes this disparity btw :)
well basically somewhat like this? :
host scatter : tumor eat 10 pellet then break,and the rest deal 0 damage
client scatter : tumor take all the pellet,then break because the tumor is still "intact" on host side after the 10 pellet?
that's a great way to say "fix a bug" 😭
my mod broke so i cant use any of my qol mods now : (
mmmm
I just
Like
Bro
nerf scatter revert sniper
please
i feel like dev just dont like the idea of being able to pick off dangerous target from safe distance
😂
like the 2 room snipe trick
but that trick is obsolete now that people know they can abuse doors
Alt R6 was such a good balance patch
And then R8 just went in the opposite direction
what the fuck at i supposed to do
we lost electricity to the bathroom
i need to shit so bad yall
send prayers
shit without light
not like the toilet needs electricity
rgb toilet
just use your phone duh
Not sure how talking a crap onto a phone will help the situation
moinmoin

Crazy
Shit on the floor like a real BGNR
desperate times, desperate measures
dark souls of shitting games
TTRUE
when you wake up in middle of the night and don't wanna lose your "sleepy" status effect...
rat

fr
update i shat in a compost bin

hiiiii
i truly wish it was BNGR so we could call ourselves bangers
damn, but we are beginners tho
hey girl are you a banger
cause you just exploded all over my toilets
!)
(with rizz)
hi cuties
hi dusty
hug
inflammatory diarrhea, by EA
every message you send is pin worthy 😭
jsjsjsjsjs
jesse get on Helldivers 2
WALTUH
walther Orange
ovo
i wanna change my name to spit creamer to match kiryu but uh
owo
why not rawr creamer?
True
not enough character to change from ritalin goblin to prohiper creamer
compromise
we all become john
I'm Jean Helldivers 2 on another server
🫦
kreamy 😩
how I like my lovers AND my mcfirst
i am the one who creams

Oh yeah
its right in the name
There
thw what
The one who creams
!)
Me fr
you do
indeed
be creaming
in like 1 month the sun will set high enough that I can build lego in the sunlight after work
,,,,
can't wait,,,
owo
@torn inlet i need cream cheese
kaiser, I am the one who creams
say my name
with allat Peant butter and jam u got dere
why so creamy all of a sudden
Cream
i dont know what is going on
🍦
a goofy bit
Sev changed my name
And now I am The One Who Creams
Hm

!(
nah
Just set it to unsafe :3
It’s the exact same then
ono
what, it should be the exact same in unsafe?
Oh yeah, well unsafe does more damage overall
So it’s not that bad tbh
does it?
Does it do more damage than before the patch?
It does more iirc
No, so you do technically lose a bit of damage
...
But it shouldn’t be much because you play risky
The problem is, before it was useable against chargers bugs
I used it against one and it felt fine
Now depending on where you aim, the bolt can just
reflect
And I mean it's fine, railgun was OP
Preeety sure that was just a bugfix
But now that means I actually gotta use squad weapons
it wasn't, it was pure balancing
Railgun: Decreased armor penetration, decreased damage against durable enemy parts
That's all
actually gotta use recoilless/autocanon
still can't believe people use them solo
(like, with their own backpack)
Autocannon is very manageable solo
In terms of reloads
Just don’t empty the cannon
And it’s super fast
Recoiless is a bitch
Try flambe tho
It’s great now, I’ve been cooking
smh I'd reload ur autocanon
(this isn't sexual, I want to play helldivers)
absolutely TOAST those mfs
(I mean-)
heh
Gently turn him over the coals
Same
are you busy?
Yes

ovo
imagine playing helldivers lmaooo

why post your selfie in here?
Game's fate was sealed the moment they added stamina.

careful guys we have an undercover in chat
underwear?
its THE sex
Sex
omg
Yeah but just the regular sex
real tabarnak moment
LE TIMING DU GONZ JPP
not even Dr. Sex
REAL
Watch your mouth boy
DR; SEX
true aswell
Dr. Sex was the OG, you are just a homunculus trying to garner some of his power
he doesn't even have a medical lisence
How dare you
do you have a medical license?
He LOST his medical license
Well no but I don't go around advertising myself as a doctor
you STOLE his doctorate
Hm.
You're telling me
indeed I am
but are you good?
The best
like give yourself a rating out of 10
Nah
dr john kramer killed him
yea sex goes deep
See this guy gets it
i hope i can understand an ounce of your greatness one day, sex
Those who believe will be blessed by it
You may once indeed my child
Blud thinks he is one sin and hundreds of good deeds
Why
Lobotomy Corporation

You mean fake god?
according to your bio you "fake god today"
and if you defend him
well
does he have ray gun
i be god i play god i fake god fr
I don't think he does
we love oh ana in this abode
He'd be screaming in chat he has one if he did
True
sex apostle
thats so hot
guh


wow my eyes
I EvaX humbly submit a toast
To Nicholas Alexander who successfully managed to pirate Warcraft 3
So that he may enjoy Defense of the Ancients
Congratulations Nick, enjoy your DOTA
What
You look skinnier than tomorrow
Balls
me after the pressure is beggining to take a toll on my mortal mind
before i go back to work pls ping me if u would be interested in a terraria server xoxo ok thanks bye
@rugged jewel 
same
you got it
Forg
ur a given obv
ALSO
Don't forget guys
i’m free ALL WEEKEND and might not go to work tomorrow and took monday off
frog
Tomorrow is international womens day
so i’m gaming so hard on terraria with u
Make your moms happy
f r o g
thanks for the reminder :(
frog?
why the sad face
She wants me to give her money
do it
Eat the money
Don't do that
I have great life advice i know
are you trying to tell me
pushing a homeless guy under a car didnt make me win the lottery?
yeah kinda
it's not the homeless you gotta push under
but the ones that posess tickets
elevate your chances
lowkey so true
if you steal the tickets you’re guaranteed to win
but i feel murder is easier
I'm pretty sure pushing them under a car counts as murder
you just take the ticket off the body
sooner or later you'll have enough to guarantee winning
No
its only murder if you get caught
as far as the police are concerned he simply game ended himself
the fuck you mean im learning
soon my child
this whole operation was my idea
Your honor I plead Nuh uh
OH
are you guys bouba or kiki people?
what ?
team kiki
huh
I think I'm bouba leaning
What is happening
think about bouba and kiki for a bit
What is either of those
🔵 🔺
I don't know
guess
same as the names in order ?
let your intuition guide you
I'm gonna lock in with my answer
blue circle is bouba, red triangle is kiki
So I was correct
yes
Nice
now, do you prefer things that fall under the umbrella of kiki or bouba?
delicate, usually rounded, soft edges
Yeah I'm gonna go for bouba
hell yeah
what now
that's it
you have been categorized as a bouba person
ponder this concept, look how deep it reaches into your life
Can I be a bouba person
it's actually really noticeable
you probably are a bouba person
how
Not definitely??
or was this some sort of social experiment
Explain
mental association between speech and certain shapes
oh ?
That's interesting
What is the difference between the bouba and the kiki groups ?
well, the groups matter little, it's an effect of preference linked with the bouba kiki effect
ah
bro, why is this conversation normal
Don't ask
Stop creaming
but I'm genuinely curious
the bouba kiki effect is just something that holds across many many different cultures, societies etc
bouba is associated with round stuff, kiki is associated with sharp stuff
purely personal
Ah
but if you prefer one over the other, once you realize it, you'll see the trend around you
So you're saying because I prefer the circle , I will notice that I tend to choose like or find attraction towards things with rounder edges ? or however you described the circle
well, if you truly do prefer the bouba, you probably will have surrounded yourself with bouba adjacent stuff
also depends on how much you prefer bouba over kiki
ah
bouba kiki effect is because of the way your brain is wired
Just like Klüver's shape
however the preference is purely personal
So it could be either or both
Whatever the culture, under enough hallucinogenic, people will see the same shapes
thing is, I think more people are bouba leaning
little or stong over the other
Because of the way the brain is wired
So it's not nurture, it's nature
you did say it is more delicate
the bouba kiki effect is just how people subconsciously categorize stuff
yeah
the preference and leaning towards one side is just an effect of that
like, if you really like cats you will surround yourself with cat related stuff
but the fun thing with bouba and kiki is they are sort of opposites of eachother, so in effect you can have an axis between bouba and kiki
understandable
fun stuff
people will almost always associate bouba with circle, and kiki with triangle
if you give them a a choice
I have a link for a test
that gives the results at the end
ah fuck
will look for it later
yeah no rush
whachu cooking
Still sick , just done with it
what soup
shooters are bouba, hybrids are kiki
justsoup
soup
soop
hi sex
hi jelly
hop on deep rock right meow
I got it but I no no wanna
cringe
im not a bottom sorry
Uhuh
hihihiiii
you sure as shit sound like one
:(
thats what everyone says
hihihi hekitty and ifkitty how is u all !
Lmaoooo
then you should probably start considering something
@true sierra https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/IPA/
🏳️🌈
Found the link
<3
oh thank u frenchie
After the 50 sounds, it will tell you how many you got that were the same as most people
I got like 45/50
owo
Which absolutely proves than even when I thought I was answering at random
I was not
ima do it later
which is MINDBLOWING
boom mind
It's prolly going to be influenced partly by latin languages and all
But yeah
It's great
:3

im not trans
I am
Lmao
:3
that sounded so threatening
"I'm not a hater-
-Don't worry, I am."
Threats smh
average europe experience
I think you mean promises
jsjsjsj
pls
hiiiiii mony and sevyyy
meow
Rewal
hihihi
Hello hello
hiiiiiii how is u !
hiiiii
snake eater
brah how rare is it to get a 6 use pack
Somewhat
as long as a zone is programmed to have <6 resource uses, u can get a chance, and then it just depends on rng if it breaks into 3 and 3 packs, or 2 2 2 packs, or a 4 and a 2... etc etc
It’s much more common if there are more packs, the game does NOT like to split into 6 used
I’ve seen 20 :3
Randomizer mod + Occlusion did not go well
Btw I meant a 20 use pack
LMAO
400% lookin ass
but my mom said I was special
Dak; Yeah resource stack is cheating
Also dak,
listen it was a bug


obviously
@digital junco ban this guy

:3
that was a wild night
the double birther blood door into pablo alarm really got me
Hm.
Let's add snake from metal gear to gtfo
Honestly
This is gonna go over someones head
And people are actually gonna think I cheat
Knowing this server
Sorry
Let me put /j on everything<3
You dont?
Real???
Hm.
Why haven't you banned Dak "the one who creams" ster yet smh
Where moderation
He is Stankstar in our hearts
Eggs my beloved
Carton egg whites too
They pair up with any meal
TUNA my beloved :3
tuna salad
now im hungry
great...
Tuna salad. Yummy yummy
hiiiiiiiii
I’m so sorry.
sevyyyyyyy marlyyy hiihihihiiii
you're very special don't worry about it
Uwu
mony tooo ! hihihi
Raw fish yummy
!)
It’s okay, tuna good
tuna
Me who had sushi for lunch today
how was it?
owo
I didn't get teamkilled in midst of it at least
:C
this is mean
lies
ill buy for pookie :3
You don’t have to eat like a 40 year old bodybuilder
It’s ok.
do you wanna see my knives
tuna is amazing
lmao
That’s if I live till 40 😏
you better
🥺
so boats
nom
mon
Boatussy
ayo?
No promises if it's 41 ig
i just took a decent photo of myself and my fucking feet are in it
NOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
:D
my worst nightmare come alive lmfao
just don’t look too hard at my new pfp i will have 😩
heyyyy
cant you just
Crop it
crop it out/
Happens to me with cooper a lot
I have to crop quite a few photos
And also blurred his tag once
when pics
crop feet out
get a professional photoshop thing
Crop everything but the feet
🙏
^
Mar feet pics when
aint nothing wrong with that
You do not wanna see my stompers I promise
I’m got farmgirl feet
erm…
sevy new pfp hihihiiiii
wait who is sevy
ong i will probably change within the hour bestie
gotta spread the positivity and appreciation yknow
i’m sev
Sev moment
: (

sevy is a cutie cute cutie :3
sev how many names have I known you by
It gets confusing
But also good to see you
I have 0 object permanence I apologize
not enough, we need more nick names
I get really scared when people play peekaboo w me
gurl that’s okay LMAO my username changes like once a month ☠️☠️
What if we made you like, a dumbledore name
With all of your previous names as middle names
:3
OMG IT WOULD BE 6000 WORDS
jsjsjsjs
I still remember Severage Beverage
dak start writing the list, i wanna see this
jsjsjs
Uhhhhhhhh
7cen severage beverage exuvia tat2 ev paracasm spitgore
Tat2?
there’s probably like 400 million more
And ev?
you missed these eras
I do not remember those
pre you
r1-r4 sev moment
same
:3
:3
basil
:3
the 7cen era ain't real, it can't hurt you
@torn inlet ra
This chat can be described as “very :3”
hm
PLS it’s the og
:3
:3
:3c
my first gamertag :3
That was what I first knew you as
man when you found out my name was Dakota
coming right up sire
:3
And you freaked out ab it
I FUCKING LOST IT LMAO
basil
That was so funny
:3
:3
Btw sev
thank u very much 
The creator of GTFO modding, Dakhuza?
i love basil so much
real
NAHHH
yup
yall daks are wild
chat is this real?
No
gtfo has an odd amount of dakotas
who is Latino
like
indeed , i have lots lots of images , its so pretty
Ok nvm then
just ctrl f dakota
oh
I am white as fuck
So sorry :(
shaggy hair
hm
oh are we naming our ethnicities now
We are related
Canadian
let’s see the siblings
barber
LMAO
- persian
dak you might be my cousin
what are we talking about now
but oh canada 🇨🇦
fuk u
shrugs
Probably not
Quebec is one of the three good parts of Canada
eh
girl who are we lying to
LMAO
I am unfortunately a us citizen
real
hah american
quebec has an awful reputation in my province LMAOO
Nobody. I love Quebec
:3
mostly for Montreal
And have never experienced the wonders of the land of syrup
never in my life have i seen anyone coping harder
the quebec
who
GODDAMN
I used to make it and my good it’s so good
el quewey? i mean quebec?
Raw syrup is also delicious
i do like montréal on occasion because it allows me to slightly flex
I went for that fukn ice music fest a few years ago and it was a blast
BROOO
flexing to the other 2 people in canada
I’m sad I haven’t gone back since but it will happen
Damn canada going hard rn
99% of the reason I go there lol
virginia has uhhhhhh
virginia????
not much tbh
damn
The other good parts of Canada are Nova Scotia and Toronto btw
I’m so sorry for your loss.
HELURRR
Northern VA
NOVA SCOTIA RISE UP BITCHWS
Not the weird part of VA
real
you have ... uhm
#COMETOHALIFAX
no
wdym "weird part"
NoVA is like DC
I know these two girls who are trying to get me to move to Nova Scotia with them lmao
I just might
the rest of virginia is a lot more…red
#cometomyhotelandiwillletyoustayforfree
However. To be some a Canadian citizen you have to sing the national anthem in front of a judge

WHAT
wat
Yeah
sorry whatt the fuck
A legal judge not like. A musical one
Yes really
that is somehow more american than america
Lmao
damn
i’m friends with so many immigrants and i’ve never heard that what the hell 😭😭
💀
LMAO
real
I could play it on my sax
I’m only home like a week out of every month so sure uwu
But I don’t know the words
i know someone from ontario
Ontario is cool
hows your work going btw?
Amazing
literally half the population right there
ovo
marlowe primitive confirmed
my job will exactly the same but more money and a better title
It was a typo!!!
get shamed
government job?
amazing
Naur
</3
wait mar are u also canadian
no fucking way you just said naur
I’m an industrial hygienist
ah
Nah I’m American sadly
ah lmao
and what this means is that I travel and do safety inspections
lmao
what
She is a naur-whal :3
YOU SAY NAUR
!)
</3
Yeah me and dak go way back
wat
hey Dusty
FR???
LMAO
hiiiiiii
how u doing cutie
no lmao
remember when you kissed me at the movie theater dak?
WHY DID I BELIEVE IT
real
You are being lied to sev lmfao
i gooods, planning to do some helldiving and u cutie ?
I’ve been found out
</3
DEMOCRACY
lmao
it’s ok pable this was years ago
adultery in the chat
This is real though
I would never
💔
?)
where did sex go
no slendi don’t
:3
AAAAAAAAAAAH
no sex for you
WAH
@true sierra
banished
sex am i right guys haha high five #trueandreal
It’s not adultery if I’m not in a committed relationship
fuck u
do it
👁️👁️
(Red flag btw)
?)








