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but they aren't frequent enough
so you could say the earth is having a heart attack
no
yes
its sort of the same way you cant feel your pulse in your bicep
unless you have a heartattack
understandable
i feel like im bargaining with an elder god for their next offering
well
sex engineer
sex has been there since the dawn of man
i get it
so basically you are
im sure animals are off the table
we don't like to do it with animals
do monkeys count as humans?
no
humanoid beings?
define humanoid
the alien the US found in mexico?
maybe
what about the aliens from "A quiet place"?
predators?
sleepers
hmmm
even better sloppy
physically yes
as long as they don't use the teeth
the lack of fingers limits most activities
you have hips my son
indeed they do
on a side note
what the fuck are we talking about ?
like seriously
I'm actually going insane holy fucking shit
would a robot be considered alive if it vibrated and simulated a pulse?
no
if anything can shake like it has a pulse
monsters from poppy playtime?
those are just humans shoved into toys
poppy isnt
fair enough
i know this is wrong
but the machines from Ultrakill?
they run on blood and technically have a pulse
yea no skin on them to remove
unfrotunate
weebs exist
more unfortunate
do we have to stay within non-fiction?
this feels like a quiz show now
I go orks for 500
cool
quintessential fantasy races like orcs and elves probably have good skin
minecraft piglins?
they're kinda rotten
the non zombie ones
i feel dragons and other draconic species fill the same niche as the aliens from quiet place
honestly nothing beats goatskin for me
kind of
what are those aliens called?
Clickers?
for gloves anyway
we're not talking about gloves son
what about boots?
yea the use is unknown
cow leather 100%
just that there is a use
be it manufacture or consumption
@true sierra has got a use for all skin
btw do you need the skin asap?
or will you accept the you'll get it eventually theme?
I've got time yeah
like death will get you eventually sort of thing
nah I don't need the skin to stay alive
do you prefer supple skin or wrinkly skin?
we could have every living being come to you to get their skin removed at the end of their lifespan
so you still get infinite skin
its just more sustainable
old people skin useless
think 70s-80s humans
American Highschooler skin when
not a bad idea
this is purely for the demands of the sex god
id give them but id rather get the humans to reproduce before giving their skin
I've had this sustainability garbage shoved down my throat for a long time
is that what kids call it this day?
what if I don't need it to be sustainable
I'm more than happy to wipe out every living being for your skin needs
but I'd rather not deal with the resistance
nuclear warfare/fallout ruins the skin
the overtime alone will be a nightmare
good
skin harvesting union when?
soon
👍
Hm.
don't ask
I've reached 500 Hours in GTFO, now what?
have u completed it
no, need other half of R8 and R5D2+R5E1
smh dak no 100% gtfo
Already done
again
Nope
why
Because I don’t want to do it
If I’m playing vanilla, I’m either getting nee clears for me or reclearing to help my static
Especially not C3
Not a fun level
I mean when it was new
My static hit a hard wall with that level
As a whole, 3/4 of us have cleared main only, I’m the only one with PE
Owo
Idk about playing it, don’t want to carry or be carried in it
I just don’t want to play that level again
man really has trauma
It’s not fun for me
Ask me to run literally any other R7 level that isn’t B2
E1
20 minutes of pure adrenaline, no bullshit or tedium
hello Marlie
Has stealth and high combat, lots of varied enemies, cel split choice, etc
Such a fucking fun level
And the best part?
Wiping on it is like 10-15 minutes of time wasted
Go wipe in R7C3, you just lost like 45 minutes minimum
still willing to run that too
you are the first person that tells me that
Pablo is annoying, but it’s still fun at the end of the day
pable when are we doing r7/r8 marathon
you have the option to pull rooms, but it’s highly discouraged
when i get a free day
whats your timezone btw?
decent level overall, first half just suffers because everything other than the Class V S isn’t fun with Pablo
oh really? I thought you were in asia for some reason
let me see if i can clean my schedule
idk if you give of particularly viet vibes but that was just the image i had in my head
ive only ever talked to one viet person in my life actually
that wasnt a shopkeeper
he gives me the same because I associate him with Kaiser
Because I used to mix them up
They both had Pablo PFP’s
WHAT
Yeah lol
lol
Im Mexican 
hell yeah
fuck now i want mexican coke
the drink not the drug
only place that sells it around here is fuckin chipotle
sumgar
hiiiii
hello dusty
dustyyy
hiiiiii cuties how is u all :3
Hm.
cutie maywu appears too !
A real magic trick would be to make my father appear
hug
hiiii cutie how is u !!
hiiiiiiiiiii cutie
that is not a fish
Hi
hello there
hihihiiii how is uuuuu
I'm doing alright
not really
i meant more relatively
last time I tried to have time to myself for just 3 days, I got pulled back in within 2 hours
bruh
it's hard
haven't got time to worry about myself in almost 5 years
anyway
hows you doing?
waiting to pick up my mom from airport
doesnt sound like liberation to me soldier

hihiiiii meaty
jsjsjsjjss
Meaty Loafy
<3
:3
Hm.
hmmmmmmm
hawooo
yo is that the John Doomslayer?
thank u :]
:3
maybe xd
im sleepy
what time is over there
:D
damn i would b up but my internets trash at this hour
skill issue
:[
XD
Oof
anyone playing from Asia? or close so the ping wouldn't be so bad?
dak can ihave image perms i wanna share the rock i jsut made
I'd love to see that
the rock?

Always for cute dusty
monyyyyyyy
Eheh
:3
meatyyyyyy , boyyyyyy hiiii cuties
DUSTY 
meatyyyyyy :3 hiiii cutie
I don't know what I'm doing here
enjoying
nini
?
hop on balatro

enjoying what?
Hm.
You just gotta believe
Hey guys, what's the best way to contact the devs? I tried looking for an email but I can't find any.
bread
i believe they have a suggestion email but why u wanna contact em
Toasted.
:3
om nom nom
For business inquiries
hi chat
hi chatty
hiiiiiii
bako
Bizniss
kindda feel like regions needs to be a role
it's fine for the region lfgs
but in beginners nobody says where they are from
j
eyyyyy
hihihi mako
mako ? what ?
the name
sex
not urs
Hi dusty
Slow day in my world of discord
I hardly type in servers most of the time. I'm usually just dming people
Hm.
wait a sec who's mako ?

??
Brug
what
what
tt
@amber solar how far r u in R8?
hey who are you
„Mako is a famous twitch streamer known for providing high quality gtfo streams where they defo dont suck at the game”
Don't lie
I've never heard of them
I'm just a little guy
hey little guy
You are right, you are actually just a little guy
I'm a little guy too
How little
iiii complete r8
Oh shit lol
why you asking
Might run D2 today
i would b up
Rat is in too
help the extremely smol shark
ovo
patpat the bun
Boring day lol
soon as in mako beats d2 so probs in 6 months or somethin
not in a rude way skmdkm d2 its very fuckin hard
Will it be another 2 month long grind to beat an E tier?
Throwback to R2E1 ahaha
I bet on 3-4 weeks
True. I beat R4 and R5 much quicker
Still need R7
Me too
me too
Well with how often I play nowadays, it probably will be 2 months
true
I'm gonna have to keep an attempt counter
Hey google, remind me to add an attempt counter at 5:30pm
i dont think google works like that
Well I gotta beat D2 for that to even matter lol
Tell my google home that
bunbun
why :3
my 4th job call for this job process interview thingy
interviewer left because someone arrived at her home, said will be back in 5 minutes
i dont know whats this call about , but i hope is hte job offer
im this rn
so much process just to have moneys
yesss
well but if u been goin for so long means its pretty confirmed for u ah
fishyyyyy hiiii cutie !!
who knows , once they didnt hired me because i failed the last test , but thats alright , sounded like a no good offer
another company
well im sure u got this go for all the dollars bun >:3
Hope it goes well dusty
we just have gotten spammed
👽
im no longer unemployed chat
lets gooooo
Cool
back !!
Hi
hug maywu !
huggy c:
yippie
:)
meaningless
bro who hurt you
R4c3
understandable
yes
CUERNOS. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
I beat it on attempt 17

burned somewhere like 16-18 hours total on it
and then d1 was beat on like the 3rd serious attempt
like, bro
whoever designed c3 fumbled the bag a little bit
I had a similar experience
Going for PE sucked
We got it on our most cursed run lmao
I'm never gonna forget my R5E1 clear. We woke a scout in every single zone
I can never hit fliers lmao
what the fuck is a flier ??
you’ll see
I mean it’s kinda in the name
why are there things like that
alternatively called meatballs
what's in store for me
well that depends if you find giant flying meatballs with teeth and tentacles attractive
otherwise watching them pop when you kill them is very satisfying
and I don't like that there haven't been any new enemies
I call it the noise maker and act like a toddler with their chosen item
Epic embed fail
real
fake
no way
gotta go to malevelon creek
The things I've witnessed on Malevelon Creek
what is that
The horrors beyond my imagination
Fortunate Son begins playing
I've witnessed many fellow liberators fall to that place
vietnam 2 electric boogaloo

currently on that Malevelon Creek/Hellmire dual grind
gotta see the sights of the most beautiful planet in the system
grinder ! grinder ! grinder !
yes
cant buy it , as its more expensive that ive expected
aw shit
price isnt localized everywhere
if I had any extra on me I'd honestly gift it to ya but I'm broke
jsjsjs no need , ill get it soons or laters , it looks so food
it’s probably cheaper on CDkeys or another third party key seller
fun
yeah but i dont want any problem with keys , being removed, deleted or vlocked
I'm going to the creek
best of luck !
why would there be issues with keys
the devs can remove access or block key , removing them completely

so i afraid of paying the localized price and then in half a year the key being removed from the dev
highly doubt that would ever happen but ight

I have made a terrible mistake
??
fishyyyy
Fish
fibsh
:3 blob blob
jsjsjsjs
Fishy
fishy fish fish go blob blob
Glug
gluglu
hi pug how you been doing
horrible
that's not good to hear
heyo
whats that about
also, it was confirmed that den of wolves (GTFO 2) will be online only like PAYDAY 3
which is sad
i mean, isn’t GTFO online only?
well they do use servers now
it started out as peer to peer
so you a host, with 3 clients joining you
after the matchmaking upadte, it was changed to servers
the lobby "master" is the role what the old host was
if the master leaves, the role of master is transfered to the second person in line
anyway the point is, if Den of Wolves will be online only, then that means you can't play offline solo, that means in 2040 there won't be a game anymore
when services end
thats why peer ot peer is awesome
for game preservation
peer to peer for player connection, no host server used
otherwise ping to all hosts would be same
what is "Den of Wolves" ?
so much carnage , bits of metal and bug tendrils
next 10c game
its the next game that the GTFO devs are working on
it will be a lot more casual than GTFO was
it will be on consoles too
Hm.
oh really?
to my knowledge yes
im so sick and tired of matchmake
u can LFG
don't use matchmaking, nobody uses it so it's kind of dead
does the game have voip?
whats voip
in game vc
yes it does
is it proxy chat?
no
do monsters react to it?
no
is there any cool effect?
no
is it just the same as discord
yes
ok
game havin like proxy stuff or alertin enemies would b real annoyin
hihihihi
Hello hello
hug
huggy
📌
:3

boop
🥲
Hm.
hey I think Voidspace got hacked btw, so don't trust any of their DMs
Whom
Who's winning in a fight, Remy from Ratatouile or Stuart Little?
they changed their account name to ZAROX
but it's Voidspace's account
Stuart has a plane tho
What's he gonna do, 9/11 Remy?
Buildings in Paris are 7 stories tall
Idk but I feel like a cooking bot isn't gonna be sufficient defence against a plane
I don't think you should try and disprove them, you're just asking to challenge them smh
nah my boy Rémy will take them on
Crazy
I did
This is a brand new alt account and I’ve been tryna warn everyone but kinda hard to when I don’t have anybody added
Really sorry
you did have me added but I blocked that account
hahaha
No I meant on this account
The alt account
I added you on my main account yes
I got got guys rip
how
They’re just DMing people in my DMs
Clicked on the free csgo skin link
A friend of mine got hacked unknowingly
Unfortunately because he was a close friend didn’t expect him to get hacked
What made it believable was the ask to VC
So rip me
Hard lesson learned
By the time another friend from the group messaged me it was already done
Too late
At this point I’m just tryna do damage control
Mayru
Already sent a message to discord support and changed all my passwords and shit
My roo
@tight marsh you should probably tell Mod Contact about that btw
they're probably DM'ing as many people as possible on here
They’re only making rounds with people I had open DMs with
And Tru already knows
alright
So the mod team knows
I also actually think I have mod contact open too
I'd be having a panic attack if that happened to me
Maybe they’ll send a message to mod mail lol
they are probably that dumb
Eh I’m less worried about my acc atm and more worried about the effects
true
Don’t want people to get caught up in it
I’ve been tryna message the most important servers that I actually have some sort of power over
hope everything works out fine
To get me demoted
Ye hopefully
If I can’t get my account back I hope they ban the fucker

orng
the orn
Did u fall for the scams? What happened 🤨
Damn did you read
No
Get on
Did yall clear yesterday?
I saw the mission brief message
But didn't see if ya'll cleared it or not
Can I ask for level recommendations for getting the p-mom and biotracker achievements? "Kill P-mom without taking damage from baby strikers" R3D1? "Complete a level with all enemies tagged" R1B1 or R2B1?
the biotracker achievement both u said tbh, i did it in r1b1 but thats a bit longer
for the pmom tho if u have it r8||a2||
otherwise probs r3d1
Archive bugged because mako refuses to update it
U were lurking last night, weren't u
hiiiii
Hello
hi
hihihi
what's up
starship troopers time
YESSS!
(He doesn’t know I’m playing Helldivers 2)
also how the fuck did we lose like 70% progress on Erata Prime overnight
I figured
yes
Have you played it?
nope
I fucking hate that planet bro
I have around 30 minutes per day to "have fun"
how come
It ain’t as bad as malevelon
:(
I'd rather suffer in space nam than to not see because of sand
:(
hi sexy
hihihihii
when se-
Hm.
sex
sex
i hate discord bugs
Hmmmm
aaaaaaa
literally me
Playing helldivers with coworker
been waiting for the minecraft
sex
sex 2 when
I just learned the backstory of ur pfp very interesting
Pretty sure that’s a threesome
actually thats just part of a dlc pack for sex 1
sex²
Quick note here, I have watched the first three episodes of Constellation, and it is fine so far.
Why do you ask for sex 2 when you don't even play the first one
what
im a fake fan 😔
fish
kitty kat
Gatito
:(
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Hi, are there spanish chats or something like that?
wenas
BUEEENAS
bueno hay un server en español en #hc-latin-america, pero si querei buscar gente aqui mismo podei ver #lfg-latin-america para postear ahi lobbies, nomas siguiendo la guia de #how-to-matchmake
y ahi podei especificar que solo gente que hable español y asi
Ah listo, muchas gracias
whats so bad about R2D2
codes?
nope
ur about to have a funky time
trying to
i hope u learnt terminals
learn to enjoy the suck
that too
but yeah its kinda a step up from r2d1
ones very sneak based
this ones... not so sneak based
aint like anyone wants to join guess its pretty bad
ayo? anyone down to join R1C1? we need one guy
.t lfg
Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.
If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.
gluglu

thanks mod contact
hjonk
hiiiiii fishy
jjsjsjs
Hi
hugyyy
you ruined the frog chain
hi’
eyup
hi, im pretty popular around here
yippie
hi guys, we're trying to play with friends, but sometimes we don't see each other in lobby]
who knows how to solve this problem?
If the host cant see just re make the loby , if its just the players Rejoin myb it fixes, also try asking in #gtfo-related-questions myb or #1049599987878723635
im not allowed to ask the age old question! NOOOOOOO!
i didn't even know there were limits on what u can type
bruh
Thought produce these nuts

can't u see what i typed anyways
Yes i am
i deleted it instantly out of frustration
i wanted to see the funny replies
but answer the question
plz?
respectable
Aren’t you these nuts
Not enough of these nuts

dusty
yo it’s dusty!
hiiiiiiiiiii
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