general

[last tartan]

especially now after a decade

[signal quarry]

Forget Maurice

What flavour

[odd carbon]

Rice

Ma-you-rice

[last tartan]

what flavor of what?

for instance the lungs of smokers are horrid

they are like spicy but also super... gummy? if that makes sense

[signal quarry]

Which one tastes better Bald Eagle or Spotted Owl

[last tartan]

i havent tried neither

which one tastes better

[signal quarry]

Thats illegal

You are going to jail

[neon plank]

Lemon :D

[pseudo scaffold]

Lime

[undone birch]

wait, that's not maurice

that's my mom you're eating

[last tartan]

huh

then

where the fuck is maurice

i gotta find him and mutilate his face

a g a i n

[signal quarry]

You don't get to hurt Maurice no more

We are taking away Maurice

[last tartan]

good

its easier to find you than find that idiot

i mean if you see him youll know its him

but like the world is kinda big

luckily the locations you have access to are not

[undone birch]

indeed

your closet is pretty small

I might have to come out soon

[last tartan]

you are gonna tell the closet you're gay?

damn

[harsh yacht]

Hello! I'm new in this game i have only played once and its very dificult is there someone who is staringt too? XD jajajaja

[last tartan]

i dont think so, #lfg-beginners has newcomers quite often i believe, you might also wanna check out #how-to-matchmake

[harsh yacht]

Thanks!

[undone birch]

Hi! Yeah soloing is very hard especially if you're new fvfvqjhfzqvfjzq good luck

Try to learn how to use the terminal (even just the basic stuff)

[harsh yacht]

okay thank you

[last tartan]

seriously french is someone strangling you atm

[undone birch]

I wish

[last tartan]

i have never seen you use "fqfgfhasveafasdawfdy" before

[undone birch]

This is called keymashing

[last tartan]

why are you smashing your keys

[undone birch]

'cause your dad isn't available

[last tartan]

i was awaiting a sexual joke

i was right to await it

god i just looked at lfg beginners and first thing i see is a PE R4D2 run

very beginner yes

[torn inlet]

Fortnite battle pass

[ebon steppe]

OG

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[undone birch]

I JUST SHIT

[frosty imp]

OUT MY ASS

[neat solstice]

on the toilet...?

[torpid viper]

BOOTED UP MY PC

[torn inlet]

CAUSE I NEED ME

[grand totem]

FORTNITE BATTLE PASS

[astral scarab]

Any chance for a new rundown?

[hoary compass]

Why the fuck have so many people here NOT heard of keysmashing

[hoary compass]

R8 is already confirmed and will also be the last rundown

[astral scarab]

Ty

[undone birch]

i know

[amber solar]

ikr

[mellow coyote]

WHEN R8

[amber solar]

dont scream we are sleepin

[hoary compass]

soon ™️

[torpid viper]

real

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiiii

[dire pivot]

it's slow at work today

[torpid viper]

Nice

[dire pivot]

not nice :c we need business

[ebon steppe]

slow = sleep time

[azure crown]

Eh, not as bad as those heavily formatted posts where you can hardly read what level they're even looking for players in

[scenic ginkgo]

well

beginners chats isnt for beginners into any level too?

[civic rain]

;[]

[glad falcon]

@last tartan beginners is usually for players new to the level and not just new to the game.

[steep hedge]

“The bitch came back the very next day oh the bitch came back I thought I was a goner!” 🗣️

[vocal onyx]

Honestly that looks pretty interesting

I might look into it more later

[gentle oxide]

when is r8?

[tulip stag]

Everyone asking when is R8, not “how is R8?”

[pseudo scaffold]

R8 Siege

[vocal onyx]

Why r8? 🤨

[steep hedge]

Finally got every Halloween item in outlast trials smh

Had to put a hold on my solo playthrough for lethal company because it’s raining hell

[sturdy bear]

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[ruby pilot]

How is r8, like, how is it possible

You can only go to 7

[wooden oyster]

who is r8?

[last tartan]

what is r8?

w h e r e i s R 8?

[sturdy bear]

why?

[undone birch]

how is r8? :)

[sturdy bear]

its pretty good ngl

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiii

[undone birch]

hiiiii

YOU SHOULD BE SLEEP

slep

[ebon steppe]

i waking up

[undone birch]

dormir

woa

it's a trap

go back to sleep

it's not worth it

[ebon steppe]

?)

i alive to shower change and everything to go office

[undone birch]

woa

[ebon steppe]

also i dumb

[undone birch]

why

[mystic kiln]

Would anyone be willing to team with two newbies in the first R1 mission?

[acoustic flax]

darn it

[sturdy bear]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[ebon steppe]

boy !

[sturdy bear]

bun :3

how have you been?

[ebon steppe]

hug !!!

[sturdy bear]

[ebon steppe]

:3

[sturdy bear]

:3

[ebon steppe]

i happy , got myself some pc components , and remaking my tier of components to buy

[sturdy bear]

OWO?!

What components have you gotten?

[digital junco]

Morning

[ebon steppe]

dakyyyyyyy

guess what

[digital junco]

Chicken butt

What?

[ebon steppe]

hug

[digital junco]

Woah!

[ebon steppe]

:3

[vocal onyx]

Chicken 💣

[ebon steppe]

me

[terse wedge]

hi

[median harbor]

Deez

[last tartan]

Deer

[median harbor]

Queer

Beer

[pseudo scaffold]

[median harbor]

Seer

[torpid viper]

Seet.

[median harbor]

Shut

[torpid viper]

Uhuh

[median harbor]

I'm going to beat you with a hamburger

[neon plank]

Good morning chat

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiiiiii

[torn inlet]

Wood

[ebon steppe]

Minecraft

[hardy carbon]

Will y’all fill this out for me for my class?

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScEjWlly3VzbJj1GXdeRkr3Cc4yyvc4B5few8ZCjmqhgiSYXg/viewform

[polar elm]

no

[fluid raptor]

Does it ask questions about gtfo

[odd carbon]

School really has changed from my times if now an assignment is "ask random people on a gaming voice chat program"

[autumn viper]

[vocal onyx]

You either get a genuine answer or a really fucking stupid one

[pseudo scaffold]

[odd carbon]

One doesn't exclude the other

[vocal onyx]

Anywho, did you guys know that dinosaur nuggets are actually shaped to be the dinosaur the meat came from?

[autumn viper]

[sharp bloom]

Point proven

[pseudo scaffold]

more importantly. WHAT SAUCE YOU EAT DINO NUGGIES WITH

[odd carbon]

Did you know that 10 years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didnt commit

[vocal onyx]

Bbq sauce with a little sriracha, those mfs need to feel the burn a second time

[sharp bloom]

Average military moment

[pseudo scaffold]

Ketchup or chick fil a sauce if I have it

[vocal onyx]

Isnt that just like every prison in the us?

I hear alot more false jailings over there than I do anywhere else

[hardy carbon]

no, but this community is generally very helpful, kind, and honest

[sharp bloom]

Thats military court

Though

So

[vocal onyx]

Ah

Its more funnier

And stupid

Fair enough

I think I've heard about it, doesnt ring a bell though

[odd carbon]

These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.

Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... maybe you can hire The A-Team.

[vocal onyx]

What did they even get inprisoned for?

[odd carbon]

Excessive use of swag

[vocal onyx]

They were busting it down sexual style without being goated with the sauce

[odd carbon]

👍

[neat solstice]

Ya'll ever think twice before typing something?

[vocal onyx]

The message you asked the question to is the answer

No

Not even a thought was put into process in the first place

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[fluid raptor]

? Why would you need to think twice if you're only writing one thing?

[granite fjord]

what can we say? we do a lil trolling

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[sturdy bear]

[tawdry oxide]

anyone wanna play with me i have no one

[ebon steppe]

hi hi hi

[tawdry oxide]

hi

[deft wing]

Howdy

[vocal onyx]

Whats happening people

[desert patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147705803827064852/1174567330219565076/ffV2685.mov?ex=65681011&is=65559b11&hm=c2e50e6a4cb168d6ab7bac3c90a987c1e92c1787eafeb79838309d5e53d3c7da&

[last tartan]

🥖

[wooden oyster]

🍞

[ebon steppe]

bread!

[vast moth]

Oh, what a painfull picture

[undone birch]

how dare you

[undone birch]

i'd bang a furry tbf

[ebon steppe]

monyyyy

[vast moth]

What, it is literally full of pain

[last tartan]

baguettes are beautiful

shut up

german

[vast moth]

Isn't pain the french word for bread

[vast moth]

Actually I am croatian, I just really like OvB (minus the centralisation of power)

[naive igloo]

Same 🍺

[pseudo scaffold]

[ebon steppe]

:3 baguette

[steep hedge]

Wow I’m baffled

So a clip I put on shitok yesterday got taken down and I appealed it which was restored then I woke up to it being removed AGAIN

[undone birch]

yes

[wooden oyster]

that sounds like a you problem

[steep hedge]

Sounds like a queer problem

[undone birch]

I'm queer

I'm a problem

[ebon steppe]

ur a cutie

[undone birch]

!!!

no u

[ebon steppe]

:p

[wooden oyster]

yo, same

[undone birch]

bundle of sticks

[ebon steppe]

FORNITE

[undone birch]

BATTLEPASS

[odd carbon]

AYANAMI!

[undone birch]

guys I just stole my mom's credit card

who wants free robux?

Send me your steam credentials + authenticator dw it's perfectly safe because I'm using HTTPS

[vocal onyx]

Guys you arnt gonna fucking believe this but

Im fatherless a second time

Do I get a golden star

[pseudo scaffold]

[brazen juniper]

Oop

[undone birch]

damn

just how unsufferable do you have to be to have a backup dad and still lose them

(fr you good, dude?)

[vocal onyx]

(Partially)

I've talked with my gf though so feeling better

Long story short

He cheated with his ex so mom kicked him out of the house

[brazen juniper]

Oof

[undone birch]

Oh

That's... Yeah

Damn

[vocal onyx]

One of my friends made a mii of him and kicked his ass in wii sports boxing

Was good

[undone birch]

FVJHQZFVZJHQ woa

that's a keeper

[brazen juniper]

Yes that friend is a keeper

[wind lintel]

peak

[vocal onyx]

The sucky part though is that this all happened today on my birthday

[wind lintel]

Yeah that sucks

You still have the rest of the day though to have fun

[brazen juniper]

Happy birthday tho >.>

[wind lintel]

My personal favourite birthday hobby includes being a bum and playing games in my barracks until its my duty day again 👍

[wind lintel]

Yeah hbd man

[odd carbon]

There's one thing I want to say

[wind lintel]

[odd carbon]

THE UNITED

STATES

OF

AMERICA

[undone birch]

[odd carbon]

That's all.

[undone birch]

That was the worst thing ever

[wind lintel]

HOOYAH

[brazen juniper]

Lol

[wind lintel]

Man lfg is far more difficult here than in dnd

[undone birch]

I mean

Aren't people either working or sleeping?

[grand totem]

Lmao

I’ve been neglecting GTFO because of the new Remnant DLC, sorry

[naive igloo]

Im right in the middle of those right now, got home from work and going to bed

[undone birch]

oh damn

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[grand totem]

Hm.

[torn inlet]

Are these the worlds most crispy fries?

Let's find out.

[neon plank]

Good morning chat

[grand totem]

Man that’s such a throwback

Thank you for this nostalgia

[dense raven]

RAT CHAT!

[undone birch]

holy shit

Snoop Dogg is giving up smoke

[torn inlet]

He got the

[undone birch]

can't believe this

[torn inlet]

@undone birch what is the greatest AI ever made?

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[undone birch]

Tay

Hands down

[torn inlet]

Wrong

Akinator

[undone birch]

You have to pay for akinator VIP personnality now

smh

but yes

[torn inlet]

I paid for the VIP app a long time ago, was quite cheap back then and I had all cosmetics

However after I got my new phone I lost all my stuff

Even my black awards

[undone birch]

oof

[torn inlet]

Yeah, mexican Akinator should be the default

He got swag

The OG Half Life is free to keep on Steam rn

[low basin]

Already have it

[brazen juniper]

Gasp

[low basin]

Aug 9, 2004 - Added to your Steam library as part of: Half-Life Platinum Pack

[brazen juniper]

Oop

Old

[low basin]

Yeah, my steam profile's older than you, Remi lmao

[brazen juniper]

Yeh

[hoary compass]

Damn

It’s a year younger than me

That shit is crazy

I didn’t even know steam was a thing then

[sturdy plaza]

I feel like this chat has 2 modes

Interesting or down bad

[rugged jewel]

w h a t

[low basin]

a buddy of mine has a profile that's 20 years old, having been made and kept since October 11th, 2003. He's the oldest steam account i know.

To be honest, steam wasn't that "big" back then... it was largely just a DRM/digital platform for Halflife, Halflife 2, etc. there were maybe like 5 games on it in the first while

Then they starting seeing how widespread and popular gaming was getting, and got in on the ground floor of a ton of projects once the Source Engine came out.

[frosty imp]

I want to maybe say the oldest I saw was more than 20? But I could just be thinking of the handful of twenty year old accounts

Nah just a maximum of 20 years now

[tulip stag]

FRIED RICE AT DENNY’S⁉️⁉️⁉️

[pseudo scaffold]

Isn't that Denny's in ID?

[vocal onyx]

Whats happening gaymers

[amber solar]

whats happenin gays

[midnight ember]

Hello
Basically looking for some ppl that could show me the ropes. Total beginner.

[amber solar]

hello! u can check the LFG channels to share n join lobbies! the instructions are in https://discord.com/channels/408196129470152705/653623062964731920

just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
be sure to do the tutorial first [Training] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one

[midnight ember]

Thx 4 small quide m8.

[amber solar]

it ok

[scenic ginkgo]

@amber solar

are you interested in playing lethal company?

[amber solar]

ive seen it but i got no money to buy anythin rn

[white stirrup]

What font does GTFO use?

[amber solar]

Share Tech, i think

[white stirrup]

Bang O

Bang on with that

You are a beautiful human being, I would buy you a plate of spaghetti if I could

[amber solar]

ah buy it to the people that discovered it i just remembered it

idk who r they but

they cool

[celest isle]

mm spaghetti

[amber solar]

om nom nom

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiiii

[amber solar]

hellooo dusts

[ebon steppe]

hi cutie bun

[amber solar]

how r chuu

[ebon steppe]

good, my 4070ti , monitors and cpu cooler arrived safely :3

now waiting for " el buen fin " to seek good discounts

and u cutie bun?

[amber solar]

wa
i was playin gtfo skmdksmd

[ebon steppe]

owo gtfo !

[amber solar]

yeh :3

hope ur stuff arrives ssons and u can play too ah skmdksm

[ebon steppe]

hugy

[amber solar]

patpat

[blazing cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/desolate-empty-emptyemoji-emoji-emote-gif-22555455

[torpid viper]

nice

[hushed vault]

Me n my group have been stuck on R2C1 for forever now

[amber solar]

its a funky level, on some parts of it i always, fuck up

[hushed vault]

We can get like one terminal and then die during the second one

[amber solar]

what r u having trouble on? the scouts? the fog?

[hushed vault]

Combo of both. Furthest we got was past the spitters, then the super foggy room killed us all

I know it changes everytime we play but we can't seem to get it

we've tried like 15 times lmao

[amber solar]

it doesnt change like much, only the spawns, which means this or that door, and the main room can have the scout instead of the side

its just, small stuff

so usually by runnin it a lot u can kinda start tellin what kills the runs, like the ammo or wakin up too many things or

[hushed vault]

yeah think waking is getting us too much now, we're getting impatient lol

[torpid viper]

rip

[hushed vault]

we've used the pipes in the one alarmed room which helps a ton

[amber solar]

the pipes?

whatcha mean

[hushed vault]

the first alarmed door has a room next to it with pipes you can jump up on

lets you avoid most damage while bot or sentries kill the sleepers

[torpid viper]

what tool are you bringing

[hushed vault]

we all have burst sentries, bot has biotracker

I've heard mines are good for this level but have no idea how they would help

[amber solar]

well mines can help on most alarms cause theres a lot of doors in the level

[torpid viper]

mine doors

[amber solar]

really the only door that doesnt have em its

the class III in the fog

but thats the easiest one by far

[torpid viper]

tbh i think ive beaten this level with 2 sniper 1 auto sentry for the memes

with duo bots

so you should be fine

[amber solar]

ok mr carries

[hushed vault]

damn thats a flex

[torpid viper]

:C

[amber solar]

_>

[hushed vault]

does mining doors deter them from breaking

[torpid viper]

are you having trouble with shadows or?

nope

only closing them

[hushed vault]

the shadows are annoying but the bot with the biotracker usually solves that

[sturdy bear]

GO TO BED SLENDI!

[amber solar]

no, if u mine a door from the other side where the enemies arent banging on, when they eventually do break the door the only thing that happens its that abig part of that wave its just gonna die instantly

[amber solar]

NEVER

:[

[sturdy bear]

:(

[torpid viper]

go sleep

[sturdy bear]

[amber solar]

try me

:b

[hushed vault]

hmmm so mine the opposite side of the door?

[torpid viper]

[sturdy bear]

[torpid viper]

the side that they wont be on

[sturdy bear]

ah shit wrong gun

[hushed vault]

oh closest to the player

[amber solar]

yeah mines lookin at ur side of the room
plus the level has a couple funky doors

[torpid viper]

[amber solar]

and for those doors they are perfect

and amazing

[hushed vault]

more effective than a burst sentry?

[amber solar]

by far with good placement, by far

[hushed vault]

i thought the burst was op

[amber solar]

usually just depends on the level

[sturdy bear]

no u

[torpid viper]

if theres something on your side facing the door you can put the mine on it

so it covers the entire doorway

[amber solar]

burst its the best of the sentries, not the best of everything

[torpid viper]

works better on small doors

[amber solar]

no u spray

[sturdy bear]

||how have you btw? its been a while :3||

[amber solar]

ive been sick :3

how bout u

[sturdy bear]

D:

[hushed vault]

thanks guys gonna try mines tomorrow

[sturdy bear]

i have been a 'little' burnt

[hushed vault]

appreciate the help

if I remember I will report back

[sturdy bear]

im sure you can do it

[amber solar]

yeaah if u notice u also wake a lot of enemies from like goin too fast
if u see a scout that u dont wanna melee, u can always try to shoot it with some hel rifle or high cal or somethin as long as the rooms not to packed
and if u get a scout on the blood door, u can always enter a roomw ith a door on that zone and just mine it

[torpid viper]

tbh

[amber solar]

and get rid of a big part of the wave

... and of- i doubt u havent- but there is a fog turbine

nab it

[torpid viper]

if youre having trouble with clearing scouts you could practice with smth like r1a1 scout section

[amber solar]

its great for that level

[amber solar]

qwq oh noes
im sorry, hope u can have a nice relaxin weekend

[sturdy bear]

works tommorow

[hushed vault]

aight bet and yeah the fog turbine helps a ton

the scouts are a pain but one guy in my group is pretty good at smoking em

[amber solar]

well i didnt said tomorrows the weekend

[sturdy bear]

true :D

[amber solar]

yeah i am, only decent at it but from time to time there some scouts that get close enough so i dont have to shoot and its a bless lol

[ebon steppe]

BOY

[amber solar]

also if u wake up a room with like, 4 or 5, its always better to just melee em

[hushed vault]

good idea save the ammo

[torpid viper]

rip

[hushed vault]

we haven't played in like 6mo and getting back into it on this level is aids

lol

[amber solar]

ah

[sturdy bear]

Bun!

[amber solar]

well if u feel like u need a break

u can always try Rundown 3

[ebon steppe]

Hug !!!!

[sturdy bear]

why are you both awake? D:

[ebon steppe]

:p

[amber solar]

:3

[torpid viper]

yall need to sleep

[ebon steppe]

brushing teeth and finishing some stuff before nini

:p

[sturdy bear]

well you get

hmmm...

[torpid viper]

[sturdy bear]

383 pats

each

[hushed vault]

i want to but group wants to do this level ahahaha

[ebon steppe]

need old times with warm milk :3

PATS !

[amber solar]

lol, aight good luck on it i guess KMSKMD

[sturdy bear]

[amber solar]

qwq too many pats

i pat u back

not ur neck tho

[torpid viper]

i can join you and help but

im not gonna do that much

[sturdy bear]

XDDDDDD

[amber solar]

that would just hurt skmdkm

[hushed vault]

we're gonna play tomorrow, I'll dm you if we're still stuck

[torpid viper]

ight

[hushed vault]

we have one spot left in our group

[amber solar]

bot bio bless our soul

[torpid viper]

i think i brought auto pp for this level too

cause it was

funny

i swear

im normal

[amber solar]

[they not normal]

[torpid viper]

wah

[amber solar]

:>

[sturdy bear]

IM NOT A BOT qwq

[amber solar]

no u boy bio :3

bless our hearts

[torpid viper]

me

[sturdy bear]

oooooh you said bot bio

i thought it was bot boi

[torpid viper]

LMAO

[amber solar]

smh misreadin me on purpose

:3

[torpid viper]

dyslexia be like

[sturdy bear]

nuh uh

just have 3:30iotus

[torpid viper]

wait

what time is it for you

[sturdy bear]

4:40

pm

[torpid viper]

pm

ok

good

[amber solar]

yeh boi is in normal hours rn

[sturdy bear]

teehee :>

[ebon steppe]

:3

share time boy

[sturdy bear]

patpat

[ebon steppe]

hughug

[sturdy bear]

its 4:44

[ebon steppe]

share like bring me some of ur time

i give u some of my hrs u give me some too

[sturdy bear]

aH

[amber solar]

boi invents time out of his time pocket

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjs a new timezone

[sturdy bear]

i mean i'm always willing to spend time with chu

[ebon steppe]

cute , see , v adorbs v lovely

10/10

now i sleep after seeing adorbs

nini

[amber solar]

niniiii dusts

[sturdy bear]

nini dust

[amber solar]

pat

[sturdy bear]

[ebon steppe]

hugy for u both pretty cuties

[warm folio]

R2C1

[amber solar]

very c1

very big

[warm folio]

looking very C

[amber solar]

and very 1

[warm folio]

with a 2

get it cause we're looking for 2

[amber solar]

maybs a 9
cause we have about 9 channels to find n share lobbies ! the instructions are in https://discord.com/channels/408196129470152705/653623062964731920

just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel

[torpid viper]

real

[torpid viper]

ok carrying r1a1?

i needs clear

:D

[amber solar]

:[

[torpid viper]

:D

[amber solar]

snoozes

[dire pivot]

sleep well slendi dear

u too IFO

[sturdy bear]

Sarrrrrr

[dire pivot]

raaaaaaaaandom

[sturdy bear]

[dire pivot]

whatchu want

[sturdy bear]

you?

a weeeee bit of your time?

[dire pivot]

damn, i like the direct approarch

[sturdy bear]

just wannted to see how everything is. how have you bean?

[dire pivot]

oh, i uhhhhh, my time is precious :3

ive been, alive

[sturdy bear]

true

[sturdy bear]

oh :(

[dire pivot]

hey, i like being alive

[sturdy bear]

but are you living?

[dire pivot]

espesially when i live with others~

i am only "living" when im drinking, or with other people. other than that, im not alive

[sturdy bear]

aaaaaah i see

[dire pivot]

join me random c:

[sturdy bear]

how do i join? qwq

[dire pivot]

the way everyone else does

[digital junco]

Archive-pilled

[undone birch]

Aww

Who's my code-pilled matchmakingcell

With that sigma prisonner-efficiency-set

[digital junco]

Monique do you use Archive?

[undone birch]

i use your MUM

no

what's archive

[digital junco]

The best GTFO QoL mod

[undone birch]

WAIT

DUDES

AND DUDETTES

AND ALL THE OTHERS

IT'S

OH GOD

IT'S FRIDAY

[undone birch]

you should teach me

• I need to try your rundown

[undone birch]

IT IS

!!!!!

all is well

and balanced

<3<3<3<3

fridayyyy

[last tartan]

Right its friday

cool

[last tartan]

daks rundown is pretty cool

[undone birch]

You know who else is cool?

You

I hope you have marvelous friday

[last tartan]

I will maybe have a good friday

i am so bored rn

and i have a lot more work to do when i get home

but atleast its friday

[echo plank]

Хай гайз. Есть те кто может помочь новичбасу влиться?

[last tartan]

#hc-europe

[undone birch]

technically

isn't it asia?

depends on which side of russia smh

[echo plank]

ths

[last tartan]

I think the russian server is in hc europe

Or maybe in both

[ebon steppe]

morniiiin

[brazen juniper]

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

[neat solstice]

Amogus

[torn inlet]

What else are you supposed to buy there? Soup?

[brazen juniper]

Yes

[torn inlet]

Wrong

[ebon steppe]

🍞

[neat solstice]

Brain rot in 4k

[torn inlet]

I doubt you have a 4k Monitor so either brain rot in 1080p or 1440p

[neat solstice]

1440p

[digital junco]

Imagine not playing GTFO in 360p

[vocal onyx]

360p? That aint good enough smh

140p or nothing

That shit gotta be looking like the stuff that bigfoot was recorded on

[undone birch]

pixels so big I thought it was ur mom

[signal quarry]

hey Monica

guess what

[undone birch]

what

[signal quarry]

no you have to guess

[torn inlet]

I peacocked your mom

[signal quarry]

male peacocks flash at the females, now thats a wildlife fact

[undone birch]

i flashed ur mom

we're now in a legal battle and I'm losin

pls help

[signal quarry]

send help

[ebon steppe]

ono

[torn inlet]

Guilty lol

HOLD ON THERES THAT ONE IMAGE

[digital junco]

Thicxels

[vocal onyx]

🅱️ixels

[digital junco]

🅱️esh

[vocal onyx]

🅱️ap

[brazen juniper]

🅱️

[digital junco]

SO TRUE

🅱️

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[digital junco]

I unfortunately do not know german

Man that reminds me of a few days ago when I hopped into a vc with Eva and someone IMMEDIATELY used the Speak in German redeem, and I had to spend the next 5 minutes pretending I knew what he was saying

[undone birch]

Mmmmm jaja

Ich Bin Ein Kartofel

oh god I just realized I know enough german to say some vile shit

okay time to go back to work

[digital junco]

👀

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[vocal onyx]

This shit mad funny

[undone birch]

somehow learning how to buy a kebab helped me in that

because I didn't know the word mitt (with)

[vocal onyx]

I know a bit due to duolingo holding a knife to my neck

That mf hounded me yesterday during my depression nap

[undone birch]

Du bist in Gefahr

[vocal onyx]

Like thanks duo for reminding me to keep learning my german but I dont think learning how to spell "I need help" in german is going to fix anything

Speaking of

Ich brauche Hilfe

Vor meinem Haus steht ein Mann der nackt ist

[undone birch]

"der nackt ist"

mein gott

Was ist deine problem

[torn inlet]

Mit (with) is with a single t, mitt would be the prefix for saying something is in the middle or centered

[undone birch]

ah, mb

used to putting 2 t because in french only one would be silent

[torn inlet]

mit goreng

[undone birch]

ah yes

your former minister

[torn inlet]

Wha

[undone birch]

goreng

[vocal onyx]

God damn the mods are gonna be looking at that with a raised brow

I got automodded

[torn inlet]

Sus

[undone birch]

ich habe keine problemen mit [minority]

[vocal onyx]

🤨

[undone birch]

(least racist german)

[torn inlet]

Depends on the region

[vocal onyx]

I dont think anyone could peak being the most racist german in a very, very, very long time

[undone birch]

Like Austria?

[undone birch]

Thankfully, a hero stopped that guy

[torn inlet]

That's another country

[amber solar]

its ok i once said a slur by accident and here i am :3
just ignore the several broken bones i have

[undone birch]

for now

[undone birch]

"And I would say it again"

[vocal onyx]

Bless them with all their heart

[torn inlet]

#BringBackTheHolyRomanEmpire

[amber solar]

qwq noo-

[vocal onyx]

Can we start a petition to reintroduce trebuchets into military conflict

I want to watch some troops launch a boulder at a tank

Bonus points if its filmed like a top gear episode

[undone birch]

Just make a lactose intolerant drink lots of milk before putting on trebuchet

BOOM

biological warfare

[torn inlet]

Put everything people are allergic to in a glass jar

Boom, grenade to wipe out the weak

[undone birch]

damn

you should put big tidty goth women

it would really show me

[torn inlet]

Sorry, they are for me to keep

[undone birch]

[vocal onyx]

Well

Great news

We got a giant fucking rat in the kitchen

Bad news, its not the bitch from ratatouille

Maybe the fat one

[neat solstice]

yum

[amber solar]

om nom nom

fried rat

[undone birch]

OH

PICTURE

PICTREUE

[dense raven]

watch what you say

[signal quarry]

Lactose tolerance is a mutation

We are mutants

If you arent a mutant you are not cool

[dense raven]

speak for yourself

[dire pivot]

@undone birch hugs and kisses

[ebon steppe]

hihiih

[dire pivot]

hugs and kisses you too

[ebon steppe]

?)

[dire pivot]

lol sorry, im having a mood rn

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsj is oki , patpat

[dire pivot]

besides, its just hugs and kissys :3

[undone birch]

kiss!!!!

[dire pivot]

yes!!!

[undone birch]

for now >:)

uwu

yay for people being lovey dovey

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[dire pivot]

:o for now...?

[undone birch]

:) >:)

[dire pivot]

:O

[undone birch]

you get lots of hugs if you wants!!! and more

[ebon steppe]

yayyyyyyy

hugs and pats keep dusty dusty

[dire pivot]

||i think they wanna hold hands||

[undone birch]

smh are you calling me a pervert

[ebon steppe]

yes

[dire pivot]

||id hold ur hand...||

[undone birch]

... me too

[undone birch]

fair

[ebon steppe]

:p

[dire pivot]

slides into dms

[brazen juniper]

Oop

[brazen juniper]

You go girl

[undone birch]

Heck yeah, be ungovernable

[brazen juniper]

Exactly

Live yo dreams and hold that hand

[ebon steppe]

cutes

[signal quarry]

Cuties is a movie

[brazen juniper]

Fuckin- no- don’t-

[signal quarry]

I didnt make it

[brazen juniper]

I know

[ebon steppe]

rotten tomatoes highest qualified movie

[brazen juniper]

Don’t bring that disgustingness in here /lh /j

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjs glad i dont have streaming services to even see a glimpse of those mistakes

[amber solar]

dusty just steals cable to watch movies

[brazen juniper]

Fair tho

[ebon steppe]

dusty have a vent gateway to enter the cinema and watch movies from the roof

[brazen juniper]

:0

[ebon steppe]

how u all cuties doing :3

[dire pivot]

tired

[ebon steppe]

oh? soon nini time ?

[dire pivot]

i gotta go to work soon

[ebon steppe]

oooh just waking up ?

hope work isnt tiring and u to relax

[low basin]

14:33 here.

in case you wanted to know, Dusty

you probably didn't, that's okay.

I just wanted to feel included, that's all.

[last tartan]

🥖

[low basin]

Pain.

[last tartan]

=(

[dire pivot]

work isnt crazy, i should be fine

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsj everyone included !
and jsjsjsjs big time , sounds like good time for nini moldy

[last tartan]

||ill vivisect your entire family||

you baguette hating bastard

[low basin]

0.0 It's literally the french word for bread

what the hell

[ebon steppe]

baguette should only be called staff of life

as it was , as it should keep being

[last tartan]

get baguetted fool

🥖

[low basin]

non mais vraiment, il faut avoir des standards dans la vie, non?

[last tartan]

🥖

=)

[low basin]

🍞 Get loafed

[last tartan]

you french or just speak it

?

[low basin]

uhhh

both?

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[low basin]

technically of a french descendant, not "from france"

[last tartan]

america?

[low basin]

I'm French Acadian, which is a smaller subset of French Canadians on the East Coast of Canada.

[last tartan]

ah

makes sense

[low basin]

you? just a carbohydrate enjoyer?

[last tartan]

i hydrate myself with carbons

[low basin]

k

[amber solar]

i drink watah

[low basin]

Saw an ad for Watah when I went to Kingston

[dire pivot]

i drink vodka'

[low basin]

had a good laugh

'dem boyos be irie

[amber solar]

wait watah is a real thing?

o_o;;;

[low basin]

yeah, Jamaican Water company

I can't paste a picture, but google it

[amber solar]

ssmh and ive been doin free promotion

[low basin]

it's spelled WATA tho

[amber solar]

:D then i havent !
YAYYY

i only been doin partial free promotion !

[dire pivot]

O.o

[low basin]

lol

[grand totem]

Québec 🤮

[low basin]

No

We are not quebequois

[grand totem]

I know

Im quebecois

Well, I’m European but living in Quebec

But I was saying Quebec sucks massive ass

[low basin]

It's... a different place.

But I would have thought you would have found your people... after all qc is the "eurotrash" of NA 😉 jk

[grand totem]

It is, but even to us euros it’s terrible

They don’t even speak proper French 😔

[low basin]

We joke that it's "simplified french" you know... because of the whole white margarine thing..

"Francais pour les nuls" :flag_qc:

[grand totem]

Lmao

[bright wedge]

why should I stagger ennemies in melee with right click when I can spam left click to stunlock them ?

idk I dont use the shove often

[digital junco]

the shove staggers way harder

but I never use it lmao

i don't know anyone who does tbh

[grand totem]

Unless you use bat

[digital junco]

well yeah but I assume if you're using bat, you'll just do half charges

[grand totem]

True, unless I’m dueling a giant

[bronze plaza]

can the sniper oneshot charger scouts in the back?

[last tartan]

nope

atleast i dont think so

i doubt it

[bronze plaza]

apparently it can

[last tartan]

oh

[bronze plaza]

i took the risk

[last tartan]

i guess it would make sense

sniper deals like 50 damage

a charger scout has... i dunno 90 hp?

so with a 2X back damage it would kill

[shadow prawn]

just 60

[last tartan]

huh

wow

wait really? burst cannon 3 shots them?

wow

[shadow prawn]

both bucklands can also do this, as long as the spread doesnt getcha 😉

[last tartan]

i thought they were more tanky honestly

[bronze plaza]

sniper has the range advantage though

[odd carbon]

CS, choke and shotty can too

at least CS could back in og r5

Shotty and CS kinda need to be close-ish of course

[last tartan]

choke obv can, you just spam your mouse =)

[odd carbon]

and back of course

[shadow prawn]

for sure, try with shotgun at your own risk, it's never a gaurantee

[odd carbon]

Just dont do like I did and forget to reload your shotgun

fun times (we still got it)

[last tartan]

lol

must have been fun

[odd carbon]

😄

"I'll get him" click oh for fuck's sake

was r5c2 pe

[last tartan]

i did that with a mom once with burst cannon, just stood above her pressing left click for like 10 seconds before realizing i have no ammo in mag

the mom was also very much awake mind you

which added to the fun

=)

[odd carbon]

Once I mispressed and tried to foam a cscout with a combat shotgun

[last tartan]

lmao

[odd carbon]

Now that I think about it it's always a cscout 🤔

[last tartan]

thats why i use scroll wheel... yes i do sometimes try to shoot enemies with my biotracker but...

[odd carbon]

I'm afraid of the wheel fucking up and suddenly my hammer shoots bullets

[last tartan]

lol

i still remember how once i was doing some random A tier and someone was trying to melee a scout... and i was like - yeah go melee it... 5 seconds later im like "OH a scout! I should shoot it with my hel rifle!" and just instincitvely pop it... i did not realise what i have done for like 30 seconds

[sage wagon]

How’s everyone doing. Looking for players, where do I go?

[last tartan]

#lfg-beginners

also might wanna check #how-to-matchmake

[sage wagon]

Okay thank you

[amber solar]

just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if you are new be sure to do the tutorial first [Training] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one

[torpid viper]

Carry r1a1

[dense raven]

since when could ||snatchers down you?||

[amber solar]

since ever

since r7

since ||r7c1 ||specifically

as long as u were low health

[dense raven]

i've never been downed by one til now

[amber solar]

they dont do like a lot of dmg, if ur above 30 40 pretty much u will always live

its only when ur 20 or maybs even a bit less than u do get down

[dense raven]

got nearly 600 hours, didn't know that

lol

[amber solar]

ive been down by a couple, but mostly was cause usually it nabs me, and then immediatly does it again cause its close

so i take the dmg upfront

like on r7e1

[sage wagon]

Of course. This is all a new learning experience for me too cause this is my first PC and I just got done building it and setting it all up 2 days ago

[amber solar]

damn

and goin into gtfo ksmdkm

livin on the edge

[sage wagon]

Hell yeah. Starting off strong ahah

Tried playing Fortnite and couldn’t even kill the first dude I saw. Knew right then that I was gonna need some practice

Been training my fingers on Starfield though since I’m not forced to fight other players and also been playing rpg look down games like League of Legends to get used to the numbers as well

[amber solar]

well i gues if u take it slow this is not a bad game to like start doin fancy movements
i never played like any keyboard intensive games or well even fps, but ive mechanized certain stuff like reload cancels n stuff so

ah well i guess it works

[split wolf]

does it help to have dedicated keybinds for canceling?

i thought about trying something weird but it would force me to put the flashlight somewhere else so maybe it's not worth it

[split wolf]

there's aim trainers and stuff but honestly nothing is going to beat just trying to improve in actual matches

[sage wagon]

Yeah I’m too new for aim trainers. I’d rather just do what you stated

[amber solar]

tbh the dedicated keybind its already there
numbers for weapons and C for melee is how u get the best reload cancel
start the animation, press C, draw out the melee and then just imeediatly press the number of the gun again

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiii

[digital junco]

Froge

[amber solar]

ribbit

[brazen juniper]

reebit

[digital junco]

I love frogeposting

Favorite activity

[amber solar]

so real

[ebon steppe]

FROOOOG

wanna draw again

[maiden vale]

hiiiiiiii

[digital junco]

Forgme

[amber solar]

what would dusty draw

[digital junco]

Hackett eating glowsticks

[amber solar]

om nom nom c:

[ebon steppe]

need to finish it

and eat some glowstick

[digital junco]

Nom

[ebon steppe]

nom u all

[digital junco]

wat

[ebon steppe]

:p

[maiden vale]

ME WHEN THE

[amber solar]

mhh idk what this implies but spray just in case

:3

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjjs

[ebon steppe]

when the what

[amber solar]

when the

[frosty imp]

when the

[ebon steppe]

🍞

brought everything , idk when some thigns will arrive , i hyped :3

[amber solar]

dusty pro gamer moves :]

[ebon steppe]

slends

hug

[amber solar]

patpat the tech dusty

[ebon steppe]

hug the slends :3

[amber solar]

patpatpatpat

[ebon steppe]

:3

[amber solar]

look at u all cute all rtx3090

[ebon steppe]

i snuggle u

[amber solar]

dont gimme an electric shock :]

[ebon steppe]

too late uwu

[amber solar]

aa- qwq

[ebon steppe]

:3

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[ebon steppe]

maywu maywu

[frosty imp]

Dusty dusty

[ebon steppe]

hugy big time

[frosty imp]

huggy :)))

[ebon steppe]

dakyyyy

[sterile sundial]

feels impossible to find ppl to play with