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IMAGINE PINGING ADMINS FIRST BECAUSE OF AN AFK PLAYER LMAOOOOO
i would have contacted tips.fbi.gov about a possible bomb thread with this player's info
Nah, just preform the ritual to call dark brotherhood
Just a heads up but Hel Auto Sentry pierce property does not actually work - it just seems to work cause its accuracy is so god awful stray bullets hit enemies behind, missing the first. But otherwise, no it does not pierce lol
It looks like an oversight from the developers since the sentries never supported HEL in the implementation. They probably just editted the datablock to add HEL forgetting that the code itself doesn't support it.
🤔
O.o
How are we feeling about the current trout population today everyone
the restaurant i work at sells trout
so thats where they went
it is one of the most popular fish dishes
deep fried trout with mango salad, or deep fried trout with garlic sauce
mornin
romantic
oh so you want kisses
hugs and kisses on mouth
jhqjzhvf 😵💫 hello
XD
I'm handling it (eating all the fishes in Sarr's restaurant so the population decreases)
i was not ready woa
😤 yes
When R8
in 5 hours
tbf, it is already popular, it almost feels like the staff (other than me) try to get customers to leave cuz we have so many
that's why I'm eating all of your stock
now you onyl have to serve 1 person
(me)
that didn't sound like that in my head
sorry dearie~ but i serve many~ but... only those i love,,, so u can join in~
awawa
XD
🥖
bread
Bread
Born to baguette, bread to bread
🦐
bread 4 dead 2
that's hot af
chucky in dbd is crazy
chucky from chuck-e-cheese
chucky the doll
the rat would be way scarier
Hm.
Imagine feeling your life slowly leave you body as your eyes rest on the silhouette of your killer. The last thing you see is a chuck-e-cheese fursuit
Duolingo is holding me hostage
I'm ready to pay the ransom so Duo takes me instead
i pay, you get freed
this is how ransom works
smh
is how random works
womp womp 🫣
womp womp!!!!
Orca moment
breh there is 5 sleepers on each others dicks how tf do i do this stealth
cfoam.
you either melee one and shoot rest or you just melee them all even if they wake up
does it freeze them?
yes
Keep in mind if you hit an enemy but dont kill it, when it unfreezes it will be awake
how am i effciently supposed to kill the spaghetti guy
with a room full of sleepers
snipe it with a heavy gun, or run to it with the melee and kill it before an enemy screams
so ive kinda gotta get rid of surrounding sleepers if i wanna do it stealth
skibidi toilet or creeper
i did i stealth somehow
im just like that ig
i hate my life
i was so close
so so close
extraction fucked me over
The sound you hear every morning when you have to work the whole day again
Probably will be on Christmas sale
Oh there might actually be the Autumn Sale 2023 on 21 November 2023 before that
Well around that area
Ja wibiraiu schkibidi toiljet
sukibidi toiluto

ratio
"ratio for real for real deadass nocap monkas chill vibing"
This skibidi meme has evolved so much since the start of this year
the start of the year??
Its no longer giga chad singing, its no longer a fat man in red shirt flapping his belly
Its a fucking toilet with half life 2 male07
Or did it start last year? No idea
i thought it was like this month
hi
ratio
counter
mirror mirror
kitchen sink
?)
ok time to turn off work PC and turn on ur mum regular PC
nerd emoji
gaming
GAYMING
‼️‼️
Spent the whole day battling against data modeling
I hate software
Computers were a mistake
patpatpat
yeah ppl spend too much time on them
Biggest lie I've ever read
this might be counter strike 2
Uwu
fired
I'M GOOD AT MY JOB
Software engineers on their way to let everyone know they are a software engineer
fired 2
linux users but worse
Or vegans
linux users are vegans
necessarily
Lemme guess
You use arch
Jack Stauber looking ass Bio lmaoo
You are all of the above
Yes
I will talk about my passions for hours on end
Hand?
Hey actually
What the fuck is it
On end or on hand
And in any case: why
Still better than cybersec people being furries
I am a PENETRATION TESTER, do not tempt me
what
What the people expect open source software conventions to be: dudes with beards
What the open source conventions are: dudes (girls) with knee-socks and autism
Vaporeon
Bruh
That's Sam
i thought it was just an eevee
Well the relevant person saw it
who the fuck is Sam
If you know you know

Yes
I-
french people for playing in squad ?
Who the fuck is called Jean Claude in 2023 💀
EH cest pas gentil
BAHAHA DÉSO
FRENCH PEOPLE SELF OWN
CLASSIC
jc c'est un bg ok
👵
Yes
np (C'est humouristique le blaze )
where people meeting for play at gtfo ?µ
Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.
If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.
No lmaoo
It is a canon fact that whenever dak browses the interwebs and sees balls he posts this sticker in here
Canon évent
stinky

** é**vent
Fucking autocorrect
Twitch do be the worst website to handle ads
2 ads before the stream starts and after 3 minutes 4 ads
Use an Adblock 🗣️
I am on my phone
block your phone
They exist for phones
Good point, time to open lucky patcher
Skill issue I guess 
Who are you and why are you so unfunny
wee wee misery
kiryu why are u roasting so hard
It’s a known fact that French « people » are unfunny why are you questioning it ?
« Together, we are FNAF » 🗣️💯
!)
hi dusty
Imagine dying me in R1A1
skill issue?
True, I did beat it yesterday tho
my father be like
R1B1 is literally a walk in the park compared to it
🥖
hello french
it's figuratively a walk in the park

ce un server italiano ?
m
erde
the correct answer was "vaffanculo, idiota"
lmao
Merde
... you could not be more off
fuck spanish
i am polish
like the other side of europe
I confused you with the other
than spain
What kind of language is Polish
cubix speaks argentinian obv
slavic
we have some words taken from latin, but not many
polish is just a langauge that has so many words from diffrent cultures
Because i was about to say that as europeans, having languages from latin root meant you could probably understand insults from like half a dozen foreign languages
and I think that's beautiful
stuck at R2D1 ;_;
i call that intuition
which one is it?
the fuck you generator guadrant
fuck that level
i hate it so much
i lost so many good runs to sound bug on it
I mean yeah but also you actually recognize what some parts mean
oof
true, i am defo not suffering by learning french atm
R2D1=R2D1
ngl many people said i shouldnt learn french instead of spanish
but i just hate spanish
they are both very much alike
In terms of grammar shenanigans
That's why some French people find it somehow easier than english (?????)
because while there's a lot more to learn, it follows the same structure
As opposed to english which is a lot more simple, but you build stuff differently
the problem with spanish its not learnin its rules
its learnin the 70 different types of ways to say the exact same sentence by country and region
spain: por favor
mexico: cocks gun no voy a repetir me
Aaah, the beauty of regionalisms
lol
northern mexico: a ver repiteme esta jueperra
JAJAJAJA
man i want to stab both my legs to have somethin better to worry about
thicc thigh showdown :o
blind people really are the true winners of the todays era
they dont have to watch humanity desolve into madness
im glad im not blind, im into this stuff

me me me me
I have a friend who is a blind software engineer
I have no idea how this guy manages to write code so easily
you send them deepfried balls dont you
id rather the balls not be deep fried
they should be like my heart<3
pumping inside me


that can be arranged
whats the best main?
how is everyone on this fine morning :)
later dearie~ im still waking up~
It’s the afternoon for me 
XD
AMERICAN SPOTTED
GUN COUNTRY INDIVIDUAL
Nah I’m Canadian fam
well how was people day? anything exiting happen?
GET ME MY FAT PEOPLE GUN
:D
"I'm not american I'm canadian"
bro you live in america
goddamn canadians ruining my speeches
It's like a French person saying "I'm not european"
they ruining everything
We should have never let the English win
D:
yeah clearly france is in... well france and not europe, europe aint a country now is it?
Well as a French person i never heard anyone say that
you playing double team ca+fr?
That's my point
its time for vengenece, we shall dethrone the foolish englishmen and do the only thing that makes sense - ||bring back latin||!
america isn't a country either
it's a continent
canada uses metric system tho
Nah bro I’m running 4 nationalities
there are 2 americas
they alright in my books
north and south
good america and bad america
istg good america exists
maybe
lol first time ive heard that
:o
somewhere
west america and east america
HOW
thats more like,,, east usa and west usa
French, Canadian, Belgian, and Swiss
okay now tell me... europe or america
choose
Eu
idk what this means but 
i have friends in both, so idc
I mean logically speaking I’m 75% European
america since I live ther elol
100% if england didn't brexit
which country tho?
I don’t even have Canadian blood my (French) mother was just born there and they have right of land
niiice
Eu is just superior
so no english blood?
mid east
that's like 10 countries
thats.... not the name of a country
Nope unfortunately
who hate the 11th
"unfortunatly"
You mean the state then
as someone with French blood, the mere idea of English blood should REVULSE you
Ay England is a bussin country, it’s just the people that are the problem
If you can call them that
Yeah sure and Paris is lovely if you don't take Parisians into account
there are many states in the country of the U.S.A. but there are other countries in the americas
Frrrr
everytime I say hello to someone, either that made their day because it's so rare, or that ruined their day entirely
My b, Usa is where I am. Still waking up and mis read what ya said earlier
np, im a bit hungover and still waking up aswell
damn
wakey wakey
meanwhile I had a day of grueling work
(I went into a remote meeting dressed as a catgirl)
and that's about most of what I did
o.O
idk if i want the context
I feel that, its like mid day for me but im night shift worker so Its practically morning for my sleep schedule
but here is a pat 
nothing weird happened, just wanted to feel cute
!!!!!
i hated night shift working at amazon, im glad im not doing that anymore, even if it pays more
just be yourself :3
Luckily im an airline dispatcher so the night shift isnt hard. and during winter I get to watch tv more since we have less flights going out due to the freezing temps
monique can dress fancy if she wants to~ just makes it that much more fun "unwrapping" her~
as long as the cat ears stay on 🥺
M'aww
np, ill wear my tail~

well, yall enjoy. imma go figure this game out
gl 👍
Hm.

Have fuuun
hihihi
dustyyyy
monymonyy hihi

Nadie adopta a un nuevo?
BUN!
boy !
I love that this game gave me the experience of what working for amazon must be like
GTFO is Amazon's inner facilities, Death Stranding is being an Amazon delivery guy

hug
no new stuffs in welcome & info yet 
wnas, podei checar #hc-latin-america paraun server de gtfo en esp o checar aqui mismo #lfg-latin-america para compartir o unirse a lobbies, nomai siguiendo la guia de #how-to-matchmake
hello fellow depression-havers
hello
Real
Ello
All that matters is seeing that 10 dollar paycheck at the end of the month
I have a blahaj already actually 🤣
that’s incredibly uncomfortable to do ngl
Makes me feel like my shoulders are gonna pop out
Wah
Imagine not having a blahaj
:[
I have two
Nicenicenice
Dont need one, I'll steal my gf's

Hmn/

hello new soul
welcome to the complex
be ready to DIE
Thanks, i already went through R1A1 and R1B1 and died a couple times 
Truly an emoji
it really is one of the emojis of all time
get ready to die even more
Don't worry, it gets worse before it gets worse
it gets worse before the worse gets worse
You may think its hard now, but it gets a whole lot harder
that's what he said
guiys im toooo =drunk ddm me for nnose oictuires

Someone get them some car keys
I support this
Also fun fact
Never drink and drive
Drink then drive
Big difference
im going to do it
i wont get banned?
nko
Fun fact, it's not the drunk drivers that are the problems, it's the drunk crashers
"What do you mean I'm drinking while driving? I've only drunk at red lights"
he actually sent a nose pic
Bars are a thing for a reason
amazing
Rath is back
the one and only
the legend
the myth
the person who doesnt care to get cancelled
the god
Nothing like hitting a mini van full of bonus point on the freeway
What about getting canceled?
That’s a thing
YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN ******
Can’t say it
Or can I
Someone give me the pass
PROVE US
Oh wait
hi
@steep hedge rathalos broly?
Yes
interesting crossover
ravioli is perfect
@urban briar Do you wish to hear about our lord and savior Lord Snuffleluffuggus?
Sounds like the name of a villain from a no more heroes game
Wanna know why it’s perfect
because raviolioliolioli
ratvioli
Violira
People like my meat incased inside their edible pasta.
“A snack that smiles back!”
LMFAO
El Pablo


🥖
dusty
Ah that’s lame chucky isn’t as vulgar as I’d like because I know he uses worse words then just shit lmao
Still gonna buy him tho
And wreak havoc on people trying to have a good day on DBD
So I’m gonna download the PTB and try out his Beta when I get home
That is one day worth of rent in new york
It’s WORTH it
Hello PEOPLE
Another day of NOT being Friday
Just in case anyone wants to commit arson
That site sells flamethrowers
niiiice
And under barrel flame thrower attachments
I’d hate to be the guy barging into my house
Gets set on fire and shot up at the same time
Damn
French moment
Yes
morning
Arson am i right 
I just bought a $700 flamethrower for my birthday
Nothing like a good fire
Noice

You didn’t see what I wrote lmao
WeeW
boo 👻
Meow

🥖
We speak ‘Murican up in here
Nah we are conversing in his majesty's tongue, the king's English.

Yes
Translated
I got a little confused about the roadmap that the developers showed. Is the next one coming out r8 or r7 alt? It seems R7 has inconsistencies in lore with the rest of alt.. Has anything become known about the release of a new rundown?
there will be no ALT R7
next comes R8
for the R7 lore thing...
it has a lore reason why it has these diffrences
id recomend checking out #gtfo-lore
do you have a link to a post or YouTube video explaining this? there are so many messages..
Otherwise, thank you.
there is a pinned document in gtfo lore channel called "gtfo lore for dummies" which explaines a lot of stuff, for a video you can check out profesors scaler lore vid (althought its not perfect) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrsZTOP3FBk
ЕСТЬ РУССКИЕ В ПАТИ?
xaxaxaxax
🥖
bread
i found some jalapeno cheese bread on discount, got a whole loaf for 99c
n i c e
hell yeah
Did you know in France there are baguette vending machines?
holy shit
im going to france
Lmao
You a rat? Or have a fake ID?
im a baguette
also ppp you maybe free for some DRG rn?
So...tasty?
perhaps
???
Naah man i had to stay longer at work and i really wanna go out for a drink

Plus i dont have DRG😅
i mean makes sense you have a bear in your nickname
Yeah never got it
well your server has a channel for it so i kinda assumed you have it
the more you know
makes sense i suppose
Hello people ~
Those I confess to God, not strangers
So I am not going answer your question about why I'm buying pringles, latex gloves and kitchen sponges in Walmart at 2AM
Hi
DRUGS?!
deep rock galactic?
Deep Crock Galactic
hiiiii hugs and kisses
Oh god
Hiiii~
It's either that or the peanut butter
ROCK AND STONE btw
AHAHAHAHA
Hm.
Joe?
Helloooo
let's play drg together some time :o I'll let our beards touch~
That's lewd, I'm in!
joel bidoneous moment
Thank you.
ey yo?
Deep c*ck galactic
did someone say 🐔
I did 
nice chicken
Thanks, that's what ur mom said last night
yeah i know, i enjoyed the compliment
=)
Lmao
Man walking through the snow to get to school gave me a headache
I want to die
Hm.

Plus I got very bad tonsils I have needed to get checked for years
So those are common
God man as someone that’s studying in microbiology you can’t even imagine how much this triggers me even tho it’s true
That's what the dying man said
Oh shit a new Steamdeck is coming
7 nanometer graphics chip is becoming a 6 nanometer
OLED display
What if it's a viral infections
Also pretty sure nature's antibiotics is just penicillin 😭
Suffer
So rough you even misspell here
:(
Thank you
But by definition all antibiotics are natural
I mean if you wanna be pedantic yeah, but pretty sure some we found are only synthesized in labs and not naturally occuring
But yeah this is like saying food is "chemical free" like... I hope it's not
Well they’re all produced by living organisms if you want to get there 
I just meant it triggers me to hear things like « nature’s antibiotic » now that I have 8 hours a week of teachers telling me what an antibiotic is 
5 years all
It's like failing French at age 18 like bro you speak french every day
How dumb do you gotta be to still take French classes
French is mandatory for the Bac 💀
If anything English should be mandatory
You stop learning at age 13 ez
It... It's not?
Oh right because you can choose German instead?
I mean it is but there’s no consequence to failing it
German is cringe, I chose Chinese
Nah bro i gave up instantly after I passed the exam 
Cringe wirklich :/
As a Belgian I can say Germans have good beer, so they’re not all bad, we just have better ones
Hm.
Czech is where it's at B)
mmm dark velko... <droool>
AVERAGE BELGIUM DELUSIONAL TAKE
you mean facts and logic
YOU
I NEED TO KNOW
DO GERMANS MAKE FUN OF BELGIANS TOO
We're just superior cause we still have a king 
Means you are stuck in the past, like the uk
Yes. They are wannabe french people, so worse than actual frenchies
Only things they have is french (stolen from France) and waffles (stolen from the Netherlands)
my waffles…
Actually doesn't the majority speak some crippled form of Dutch?
So they are wannabe Dutch as well
Jesus Christ
nah we also have dutch
hihihihi
and it's the same
it's 50%
is gtfo worth buying? will there be future updates/expansions? or is this all?
looks interesting from the gameplays ive seen
one more rundown and its all
ahh i see
Yeah, still worth it imo if you have a good group of friends or don’t mind pubbing
modding community is making bread , and tbh , kinda worth , but now only get on good discount imo
like a 99.9% discount (jk)
modding community makes some good stuff yeah
yeah , like occlusion, goty , cant be rated because its so good
jsjsjsjsjsjsj
gtfo playtime total? honestly, im just saving up for the game atm, or probs just waiting for the next sale..
is playing alone a thing? is it doable?
7 rundowns meaning 7 levels?
If you want crippling depression and possibly free entry in an insane asylum sure
ill take you up on that offer
I'm not sure how much total there are but for exemple in rundown 1 there are 6 levels
there's about 71 rn
71 levels in total? or 71 hours in?
SLENDS QUICK
playin with bots it's a thing, not for every level but the easy-ish ones
playin completely alone it's way harder tho
w wha? qwq
infinite hours 
71 missions
in hours probs, a lot
i've seen people complete the first 6 missions in like 50 hours
hug
by level, you mean i have to complete 71 seperate games, right? in and out
find out and let me know pla
thats nice
yeah
well in and out with, hour long expeditions and suffering, and if u don't fail :D
patpatpat
:3
u bun
Me in C1 
u got this just um shoot 'em :3
b1 was soooooooo easy tho
b1 is easier than a1 if u got like good sneaks yeh ksks
oke, if u will buy it good luck on the missions
yeah man my jordans are super quiet 
i just throw my shoes at em
HALF DEAD REFERENCE ?
... um sure :3
you know it ?
nope
it's an old game where you explore trapped rooms and the only way to know if a room is trapped is to throw your shoe in there
crap....I don't see any chinese community lol
OH i remmber
those were the days
very old, like 3 years ago?
well the sequel was fairly recent but the original game is old
wait the game resetted all my levels
did they chaneg the levels again?
I got to restart from the beginning now
idk, depends on when you last played
About an year and half
or something like that
abd then I relized the match makeing system in the game is pretty much dead
sounds possible, i know the game changed a lot
I couldn't find anyone now lol
not really, when i was on R1A1 i always found a match in less than a minute
what language is your matchmaking setting on ?
chinese and english
i'd put it in english
idk maybe everyone's asleep :/
can you pick server in this game?
ok thx
ingame matching
what's LFG?
it's been a while since I play this game last time....
welppppppp tbh i wouldn't recommend using the igame mm system
it's slow and yucky and u get a lot of cheaters tbh
LFG it's a system on this discord to find lobbies
u can check #how-to-matchmake on how to post in there if u wanna share ur own lobby
LFG is you ask on discord if anyone wants to do the same mission as you
sounds nice
just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if case u, haven't or want a refreshment on the game, be sure to do the tutorial first [Training]
I realy love this game
I quited because I couldn't find any friend that play this game lol
I'm in a similar spot, i only have 1 friend that has and wants to play the game
my other friends "don't have times"
meanwhile they're 6 hours a day on league
Hm.
Just wondering, is it a thing where you randomly pop up to say "Hm" 
i've noticed it a few times
welp I read through the How to match make thing.....
still don't understand how do I send that emm, helpful LFG Message
do I press something in the game and it will cpy it to my discord?
In the chat, say what mission you'd like to do, ideally say LF# (# being the number of people you need) and then just paste the link of your party
oh so I type everything, gcha
To get a steam link open up your friends list, click on your profile, if you're in game there should be a "join" button, right click it, copy the link and there you go
type everythin into one message, lfg chats have a message cooldown so it's not spammable [tho u can edit it]
I thought I copy the server number
you can do that too
ok thx
as a remnant player i'm used to steam links xD
if u wanna send codes on lfg to play with randoms
the button to copy the code it's on the very right on the lobby
just click "host lobby" and not "join"
that will take u to mm and the button will not appear
helloo
Just like me fr fr
This cold is actively trying to kill me
I hope people are still playing lower level like R1B2
the game deleated my previous level record lol
They should be in there
I'm literally playing it
but I'm not a beginner though....
welp maybe I am....
It's more like for beginner levels
than for beginner people
I don't know I played lowers levels with AI don't feel like it changed that much
Its also for beginners
wait what's the name for that tenticle thing that screams?
Scout
Scout
I don't know the name for it in english

Think fast chucklenuts
yea do you guys hammer it right now still>
You can
I feel like to shoot it with a sniper just in case....
Scattergun is usually my signature go-to solution
clearing one room is much easer than clearing the whole map....
Scattergun my beloved
great I just relized I need to know the name of all the weapon in english now....
oof
Good luck on your adventures
i'd join but i promised my friend we'd go through it together
Wild
NO WAY
Scattergun so what's the Scattergun
wait what?
great I got to ask money from my parents now
nice
very big shotgun that goes wa
a supershotgun
with really slow ass reload speed
it's not
that slow :3
well
it feels really fucking slow when you are about to get your ass licked and you just want to defend yourself
well don't :3
HELLO pat :]

i miss youuuu do you still play warframe
Slendi
hello backota
what was your main in warframe?
STANKOTA 😭😭😭😭😭

exclusively calling you that now
hello Dak
do you still shoot children?
what
yes
Mans only touched it for like 15 minutes at the maximum
We can get you femboy prime
You should totally start playing




