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the el gatos are here
yeah, shit aint an engine
Exactly
obviously you cant start it
walter was british?
No
Good

Waltuh
Why do people think I'm trying to restart the British Empire
I'm trying to surpass it.
Well
Let her cook
leaving eu surely didnt help

I didn't vote for that.
Just overthrow Parliament
Make a dictatorship.
Or just remove the massive class-whores currently in charge-
but that's getting too close to actual politics so
no more
272 hair dryer
Back to Lily's plan to take over the world.
you guys get all my work requests now
Hey Gore
You wanna be my thrall? :D
your WHAT
idk what that is but it sounds like a slur
oh okay purr
i’ve always wanted to be under you

oh my

@zealous matrix https://youtu.be/JOzZqqT0Fxs?si=VV4vhEkrQ2sW40VH 1:56
Is that you?)
Is gtfo worth it

i would say yes
Ok ty
just use the discord and not matchmaking
@vestal vector is matching making garbage..
the in game one yes
@vestal vector ok good looking out.. TY


what the fuck is an axford
I have now just suddenly realized that it is my birthday in 3 months, when the fuck did time start speeding up
when you got older
it happens
Fuck
Mood
The older you get, the less attuned to time you become.
Soon months pass at a time
then even the years themselves
lowkey same
where did 2023 go
out the fucking window with the rest of the years
Well if lifes gonna fuck me then I'm gonna fuck myself even more by playing dark souls
Need something to keep me awake the whole night
"Im gonna pull an all nighter", "Yeah I'll be fine its just a couple hours" passes out at 2 am
so me
whatever does it for you man
Not gonna shame a kink

u should snooze snooze is good
Nah
:[
Staying up for a (poor) good reason
Tennocon
And because it gives me an excuse to sleep all day tomorrow
you should sleep actually slendi's right 
moon
why leave it for tomorrow, do it today
yeah babygirl that's my name
i was just cleaning the bathroom and someone came in taking a massive crap and started grunting aggressively
GREAT shit really
i don’t like it here
do you want me to come pick you up
Grunt louder
yes mom
M A N I C
what
Alright I'm coming sweetpie
that shit was explosive i don’t wanna aggravate them
Why they hiding pipe bombs in the bathroom
they’ll projectile poo on me in retaliation
do it to them
buddy tried to contain the explosion
Tsar bomba
Yeah I fucking hate this game already
Why do these snake mfs take fuck all damage
qwq
Why my funny scimtar doing nothing :(


Anyone up to play?
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bi
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eh
@bitter plank can you get obsessed with drg again so i end up playing a lot
what sstopping you
sure
thanks
I can once I finish the battle pass
im in a hotel rn so my pc is stuck in a box
just gotta get it on mobile
wait whys your pc in a box if youre in a hotel?
do you like take it with you whenever you stay somewhere overnight
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until the end of the month
its not really cheap at all but i had air miles from plane rides i used so a few days were cheaper
Nice
Least you get to enjoy free breakfast and shit
I think, I haven’t stayed in a hotel in a while I forgor how they work
i dont know if i should love or hate my home for being able to hear parties or concerts pretty much every week
shrug
hotel is alr
i do really wanna move though the end of the month gotta come fast
and i need to fix my car soon too
i got in a crash the other day and the bumper, front right fender, right headlamp, and some other stuff broke
i just need a bumper and a headlamp to make it road legal again
hit a damn pole
basically yeah
😭
i know how to fix it this was just the worst time possible for it to happen
ive already torn it all down and stuff its just bodywork damage and such nothing major but its so annoying and uneeded
some old guy pulled in front of me and i had to swerve to avoid hitting him so i hit that pole instead
did he have the courtesy to see if you were still alive after?
he did
he stayed with me and such until cops arrived and i could get it towed
my insurance company was NOT helpful in the slightest
good old man
i mean when are they
actual question cause idk how insurance works
every time i hear about it, its just people talking about how it doesnt even cover damage
they cover damage and stuff but my insurance is already through the roof so i didnt like use them
they covered a tow and thats it
even though my car drives fine
its just not road legal right now
needs at a minimum a bumper and a headlamp
pshhh
thats loser talk
if a car can drive it can drive
/s
no bumper means no liscense plate so they cant track you either
disclaimer: i do not condone road crimes and in fact do not even have a drivers liscence so follow any driving advice from me at your own peril
i didnt have a plate on the front anyways
i need it because
front reflectors
and thats all
are those the things that light up when you shine a light at them
also wait you dont need a front liscence plate?
yes the little orange things you can see it in the picture
i am learning a lot about cars today
well like 4 things but considering what i knew before its a lot
damn
naked car
honestly having to actually do maintenance on a car is just another reason im probably not gonna get one
ill just get a bike so if i get in a crash i dont have to deal with it after
usually you dont have to unless its a fluid change
crashes rarely happen anyways
…if youre not me
yeah, like the blinker fluid, or the honk juice
this not your first?
exactlyyyy
ghat damn
GYATTDAYUM
remind me to not ride shotgun with you

well actually if you survived all three maybe upfront is safer
Car with right side destroyed


and the other two were not my fault
lemme see if i can find the road failure one

no suspension damage, frame damage, or drivetrain damage, car runs as before it was only bodywork damage
thats an example of how a crumple zone works
it purposely does that to absorb impacts

mm crumpy car
Crunchy car

thats only for front and back though isnt it

reminds me of some "invention" i saw which was just outer airbags for the side of cars
Newer cars
My arm
since its just door then squishy human
Crumpled human
why is your arm inbetween me and the door
door with space + reinforced columns + you also have side airbags
my hero
why cant i find these images of my 4runner
i see i see
the road what
did you get hit by the rogue road or did you like drive through the new hole
road said: 
fell away
driving down a gravel road, came to a turn, couldnt see past dust in front of my, got to close to the edge, road broke off and i rolled
oooh gravel road
it was alright
wasnt hurt
got caught by a tree so i didnt roll all the way down the hill
damages
(i fixed this car it looks brand new now)
you are an impressive person
well you also managed to not get injured when your car was upside down
so you must be made of tough stuff
if you say so
there you go
im trying to think of any road trauma i have no but i dont think ive got any
closest thing is when i almost got hit by a car while riding a bike
peddle bike not motor though
oh actually my mum crashed into a car while trying to get out of a parking space while i was in the car once
but i was like 4 so i dont remember
damn
yeah our family has had it rough with
road accidents
like for example
ill never ride a motorbike because of my cousin
can i ask what happened?
if youre worried about the rules, its fine as long as youre not gonna send pics or anything
but also dw if its not something you wanna talk about
o
i dont have pics anyways
thats just
guhh
the long story short ig is she was riding back from work and it was rainy and she drifted out of her lane a little on a curve and was hit head on by a semi
im never touching a motorbike
ever
both because they offer no protection and cause when you ride one you usually end up doing more unsafe stuff than in a car
like those people that speed down the highway between the cars and shit
saying all that id still probably prefer a bike to a car
well those are just idiots
im torn between buying the striker plush or not
how come
shipping times if it would arrive before i move out of here
but also it would go well with my isaac clarke im getting soon
couldnt you ship it to the friend who your moving in withs house
no because we’ee getting a new rental together
gah
well theyre not limited or anythig if i rember correctly so could just wait til you got the new address
that felt very dramatic
like, animated character crossing their arms and looking away dramatic
i can attest to the striker plush being good though
though he is quite stiff
normal but baby cute too
cute?
i mean maybe if you ignore the weird skin colour
anyway im more of a scout man myself
if you couldnt tell

i have drawn them on many occasions
oh wait

no wonder i like scout in drg
must be linked
please dont satchel charge me
heroic driller runs 5 miles through haz 5 swarm to c4 scout
😔✊
iconic
ill just run supercooling chamber so i can teamkill before the satchel even gets placed
or ill run friendly and stare you down as the explosion doesnt even break my shield
pff
i dont try and tk anyways
my friends do when i play scout to fill slots
but not me i usually just play driller and gunner
barely any scout or engie
i like being the tank
i only tk when its objectively funnny, like when there is one of the salt stalagtites above them perfectly
i play every dwarf pretty much equally
even though i have rj on engie and special powder on scout
since i do so much solo and playing a single class gets 
oh yeah objectively funny tks are a must like in r6
rundown 6 or rainbow 6
yes yes i have like 3x solo missions as mp x3
rainbow 6
ive only got like double sadly, some losers keep making me play with them instead of solo /s
i used ti play a lot on xbox but when i got to pc i played for a bit then stopped because life got in the way
same with halo 3
i used to play halo 3 semi-pro then just stopped
ill sometimes fast join on friends, finish the mission, then leave but other than that its all solo
Bosco is the best
gah damn, pro gamer
i wasnt really around for halo 3s prime time, my main halo was reach
3 and 4 were what i mostly played
mostly 3
odst is my favourite game though
halo game*
🥖
1062 total missions, 697 solo
i liek solo
odst was sick
even though had no idea what the difference was between it and normal halo 3 at the time
solo is fun but idk how to see my stats without a pc
ive only played around 300 hours of drg anyways
probably cant tbh
ive got 566 currently
its probably my favourite game of that type
extraction shooter or whatever
co-op shooters def drg then gtfo
probably my favourite multiplayer too even though i play solo most of the time
gtfo
is a game
Rick and stone?
one of the games of all time
rick and morty
Rock and stone brotha
Rock and moan
fuck wait no
my drilly looks so much better than that now
Honestly that one looks pretty good
my driller is lovingly called the mcdonalds driller
Mine is chicken alfredo
fair he looks so funny
and not threatening
mine is
much more threatening now
He got the face like broccoli and a body like alfredo
wowwowo
mcdonald
Da da da dudah
Hello
he look like this now
He’s lovin it
footage of glyphids being burnt to crisp
"Im lovin it"
yummy glyphid sandvich
he kinda makes me think of those kind of mentor characters you get in rpgs
i think its the grey beard
looks like hes gonna tell me that sometimes conflict can be solved without violence, but then lets the flamer rip
might as well i have so much time on him
only primary i use is flamer + facemelter usually so very accurate
thats kind of how i look at my scout
Remember when we did six engi chiry?
since he was my first main
yesm
yeah, you arent doing violence, the fire is
engineer gaming
That was so much fun
It’s still there
damn 6 engi
im missing out
ive not really tried modding drg much
yes was so fun
only mod i use is the google translate one
wow way to rub it in
/s
Seeing the haz 5 x 6 dwarf swarm of glyphids erupt from the wall is an insane sight
nooooo 
tee hee
We should invite soy next time
yesmm
you should
Make it 7 x 5
unbiased opinion
i wanna play 1x45 again or starship troopers its wild
Actually we were supposed to have 8 so it could be 9

though if the mod needs any actual installation ill probably need help
drg based in game mod manager q
Yeah
oh wow
It dupes your current one
i would have thought something complicated like that would be external tbh
nah its like steam mods n stuff
ok thats good
nope
but right in game
as much as i like the grind i think having overclocks will be more fun
Yes
you can save scum for ocs
Nukes
no need
or just mod them in for a test even tho it wont save to your progress or achievements
my war criminal arsenal is already full
Soy has them all
hacking
i am
all cosmetics when
a connoisseur
fuckin never considering how often i find cargo crates
only oc i save scummed for was facemelter cause i wanted the heavier flamer
never took it off once i put it on x3
i got lucky and got most of the ones i wanted early
Join me soy
see i couldnt manage that now days
join you in?
im dedicated to the drilly life
i do that too
maximum warcrime
one gun one oc
just for drilly though
my gunner i switch around a lot and he’s my variety as second most played
I got all the ones i want being sprinkled out to me
Which is nice bc it means I actually try the ones I don’t want
I get so many crates
Yeah my drg is dreampilled apparently
i got one once when season first released then life shit went down
idk why the new content hates me
it took me like 20 missions to see a corruptor and i still havent seen rocket boots after like 40
ok unrelated question but why the fuck is it so hard to find your dms on steam
i have 3 unread but i cannot for the life of me figure out how to open them
alright well im being forced to go help my dad with shit so i leave now
pffff
and another word that starts with d that means the same thing
d e v i s t a t e d
okii
distraught
dying
dabbing
debating..?
we already said that one catch up
i love taxes
sweet capitalism
how to execute chat in 3 easy steps:
get chat to mention taxes
say smth about capitalism
enjoy the silence
wha


:D me
Me if i was short
that game
i love chugging oil
I’m a boy kisser?
are you?
Not last I checked
Damba

Sorry
I’m not who you thought
I’ve never even kissed a boy
Or a girl
Actually I don’t even have lips
what happened to them
Don’t remember
But you didn’t hear that from me
Mainly cause I can’t talk
Again, no lips
Oi! What's up?
Hoiiiiiui
Whatcha up to mako?
At the bar getting food and drinking a beer
aaaaa
bbbbb
Oh! I'm jealous of that! I want beer 
Hm.
mako ship hades a beer
Indeed!
be a nice discord user
Just send it to the afterlife. I'll get it eventually :p
HADES NUTS FIT IN YO MOUF
oh god
xD
nope
thats a gin recipe

any war criminals in chat?
Yep, I'm a bit of ghost in it though lol
a war criminal?
youre only a criminal if you get caught
yeah ofcourse
Hm.
im sure there are none such people here
who if i may ask
foap
or is that too private
lfg is a little slow today -.-
shooting civilians, intentionally nuking dc, ignoring RoE, something something over country lines, fraud, etc etc
Kind of. I just dont have anything specifically that I want to play :p Plus I havnt played for a bit, so I was going c and above lol
ikr
Well good luck on your journey
going to sleep in a minute, got 1 am gaming tonight
want to do r1d1 or r2d1? I can host
No mic on my end though
ah C and above
R1C2?
R2C1, whatever
I'd join, but no promises that I'll be much help xD
oof late night 😛
I have to do R2d2 and R2E1 left ont hat run down
We can try doing R2D2 or whatever
They should put an R2D2 easter egg in R2D2
Want to pgame mako?
I'm big oof. They just said they were at the bar xD
huh
yeah
i did not expect to come back to this
Nice well have fun still!
when do you ever
Yes for food
Con is at the hotel tho
"food" claims the alcoholic
I ordered a bunger 
you ordered salmon fleshlights
ew xD
WTF OZAI
look in food
im not wrong
hm? in food?
how do u even thought of that
Cause it obviously looks like something
why everyone horno on here now :b
for once its not me yall say this stuff smh
💀
@cobalt yarrow did u level up ur speech skill? U were full mute when we played together
I could always speak...
College be like:
live driller reaction
dont put the blame on me
Drillers after c4ing the whole team
wish i could post that meme here but there is a rule against fun (admin abuse) so i dont have embed perms
thats so me
gtfo L (common)

why doesnt gtfo do stickers i want to slap one on my car
what would they say
this guy stupid
i would ram this guy's car off the road, with malicious intent
thats what they'd say
so i recommend you dont put those stickers on your car
"Don't FUCK with me!
I Solo'd R2E1 without kiting
After Stamina patch."
"This driver knows how to burst cancle, and you look like a perfect use of one bullet."
etc
no i mean just the game title
lol
and the tag line
-_-
i have a window on my car i put random ass stickers on
oh

my mind immediately went to those goofy ah bumper stickers
my mind went to the femboy pickup truck
you what
o_o||||
nono
Femboy pickup truck?!!
not for me no thank you
my pickup truck is a MAN
it has TESTOSTERONE
it drinks BEER
it drinks and drives?
i had a reply to that but i think it goes too deep into the rabbit hole
so instead
NO
DRINKING, and DRIVING is BAD and if you do it you are BAD
unless its for an EMERGENCY
graahhhhh i wanna randomly buy a lego set
but even then YOU should not do IT

epic faill
:(

do it
Buy the overpriceed lego pyramid
That you have to buy 2 sets of to get a whole pyramid
where sleeop
what tho to get
flower
hihihihi
well do you want something fun to build or that looks cool to display
uhhhhh
bit of both
i might get something from cobi cause they have like tanks and planes and stuff and im a nerd
oh wow those sets look sick
ikrr
hihihi cuties
jsjsjsjs , so glad it was pretty good :3 , hope eepy dissapears or u to nini a bit more
hi dustyy
chirryyyy hiii pretty cutie , how is u !
im happy to read u is oki :3 , hope ur day night only gets better better better <3 u deserves best
dusty good , woke up good , thinking about playing and scamming phasmo for the moni
oo
how do you scam in phasmo
the best shape
jsjsjsjs
hugy
jsjsjsjs hihihi owange
peak

:)
Milk
zamn
OH I LOVE YOU CHICA
IShowMeat
meat
meat caet
yes
meat had his name with 2 spaces and not ones
meat caet, meat caet
:b
hai dusty btw
IShowMeat
hihihihi
peak
pat
:)
Hm.
damn everyones from COD
owo
dak would b a good fishie
yes
I fixed it now
but like
how have I missed that for so long?
I'm going insane
:)
crazy? I was crazy once?
no
:(
insane in the membrane
me fr
indubitably same
petition to allow users to have all melee enjoyer roles?
how am I supposed to show that I like all melee weapons if I can't bonk, poke, stab, and whack?
but you're my favorite
INSANE IN THE BRAIN
Loaf Insanity
You okay loafy?
no
Bwah
I neeeeeed cofffeeeeee
nom some beans
ppp
😊
what the hell is skibidi toilet
something the newest generation of people idolize
☕
garry's mod animation was popular 15 years ago too
skidibi toilet is some shit I would expect to be far more popular when gmod was more popular too
im fairly certain the skibidi guy caused the turkey earthquakes
the magnitude of those shakes
skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes
HOW MANY RULES DOES THIS SERVER HAVE😭
and is it always dead
oh my days
is this server about a game
byee
Tf was that
greatest series on youtube ever
Cant wait to get a better upgraded Custom to be able to play this with my buddies in discord right now. i love the looks of it.
You wanna know the best part? Their name was “stop complaining”











