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its going well and im asking question like "well what are you gonna be using the computer for?"
cause i wanna save the guy money
"not much, but i need it for school"
"well you can probably go on the cheep side of things, you dont have to spend all of you're money"
"but i also want to use it for gaming"
"If thats the case why not have a look around for some half decent gaming laptops, it probably wont run games well but it'll be better than most school computer"
"but i want to save money"
:)
ok I mean
hes not gonna find many laptops that are in his price range that are gonna be great for gaming
but I think u were offering a mid range
so he saves money
but still gets what he wants
so idk
idk I think u did the right thing, but he was bein a bit difficult :3 not sayin that to come at him tho
true
You can save money on gaming laptops
As a bearded member I must say there are specific oils and creams you should use on your beard especially if you have naturally curly hair cause by it getting dryer it can start getting itchy or just rather bothersome even painful
beard moment
nfbsbana
somehow
🥖
french bread
welcome back
we have - more porple people
still the same amount of bread
and im sure we have more things i cant be bothered remembering
somewhat
you gonna leave again?
purple
hope it gets better
Just remember, if you feel you've hit rock bottom, the only way is up.
Things will always get better.
yes
one day at a time
im positive but that doesnt mean things arent still bad

but
enough about me
stay patient and strong 
always trying
good
🥖
Dammmmm nice
hey everyone im new here, just got the game last night, im looking to find some people to play with on a regular basis, i finished 1200 hours of division and now imdedicating myself to GTFO community ! game looks awsome
smol
true
im trying to type up a correct mate making thing
bwa?
dak
slendi why awake so early?
Now i wanna rock and stone
idk C:
damnn thats funky! welcome to the server !
u can usually find people in the LFG channels, if u join a team of randoms u like, u can ask em if they wanna play again sometime !
.t lfg
Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.
If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.
just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
be sure to do the tutorial first [Training] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one
I am all in beard oils!
thank you mate, happy to join ! still getting used to discord i havent used in forever lol
good luck have fun
thats fair ksmdkm, learnin it does take quite a bit
but yeh good luck findin people
:]
i wish i could
I miss the mines
.t bucket
||This is my bucket. There are many like it, but this one is mine.||
||My bucket is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.||
||My bucket, without me, is useless. Without my bucket, I am useless. I must use my bucket true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …||
||My bucket and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….||
||My bucket is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my bucket clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….||
||Before God, I swear this creed. My bucket and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.||
||So be it, until victory and there is no enemy, but peace!!||
bucky
AHHH
dies
morning you 2

haii
Slendmod
solacemod

me mod :(
panic\
I've lowkey thought about it but I'm too erratic/notactive enough to be watching chats often
Even though I basically am here most of my time off.
fair fair
ROCK AND STONE
morningssss
night night lil cutie boi :3

hai dustyyyy
hai to u too ksmdkm
haii
Whats happening
and yet here i am
well thats the problem of the admins who accepted u not your fault ksmdkm
🥖

hiiii sweties
hiiiiiii warpy
Cutie
bun
Hm.
🥖
dey are in dm
aaaaa
bbbbb?
me
🥖
adorable cuties !
im trying to play 8ball with a friend but he keeps cheating
:(
how do you cheat at 8ball

should've asked for a billion instead
hugy
!!
that's an issue de skill
cheat back
howw
just how you're friend's cheating
learn math , physics , thermodynamics angles and everything , and use it againt ur friend !
dusty is cute angle
and mony is a cute angel
<3
<3<3<33
🥖
learn all about 8ball and cheat back , how to kick the ball , angles , the hidden bread and destroy him !! big cheering and supporting cutie
Hm.
mmm
damn I miss my old workplace which had a pool table
:3
agreed
yknow
sod it
gahh
i forgor
nono i remembered
who has the best default gear in the game
what game
head game probably ur mom
gtfo didn't even noticed they had different gear
im crying
Your mom does have the best headgame monique
Aww
Shes fantastic
what have i just stumbled into
my mom
Shut it, your mom is next
nope
masks
Hi pink french creature, i dont think we’ve met
whu
ozai you might have memory problems
i agree
Did we
yes
Im just waking up
oof
life.
ur very forgettable
I apologize
okay hackett comm then
Shes right
you hate me
he needs more rock and stone in his life
driller
I hate you tho monique
french on french bullying?
Simply because you’re french
o
No other reason
WAIT SHIT I DO REMEMBER YOU
<3
kinda hot right
❤️
dingus
I never said i was smart okay
🥖
huh you might have said it
It doesnt take brains to be a cult leader
dingus
It takes charisma
good or bad..
hello darky
Hi cube
Decent
hello there fellow gtfo'ers
o
its been a while
It has been a lil while
Not bad, but not enough in general to form a whole opinion
Hey lil buddy
woah
Though mainly because I'm not up in here anytime before evening or midnight
h oz
me in real life (nobody knows me anywhere because i dont talk to anyone)
Do not hug hogs
Take the little ones instead and start running
Then hug them when they're convinced that you're their parent
Hogarth Hughes
hello everyone
hi
hi :D
Hi
spamton here!
hi
hi c:
Whats your game?
do U WanT to Buy (HeaRTshAPeD ObJecT)?
aaaaaa
undertale ralsei
oh wait
nvm
i thought u meant pfp
Nope
bad need
Game mentioned in their status
What
i spent a lot of money
a 2d platformer called BloodFlood containing alot of blood and fishing
On?
yes i know he is me friend
Sounds like fun
counter strike
Oh?
rip
Thanks :D, i could've showed you more if Steam would just approve my goddamn steam page please its been 5 days
Doubt, hes too famous to be in call with you
xDF
wtf
whAe
thats like almost 2 times polish minimal wage
Real‼️
bassed
it was 4 weeks of pay for me
WHAT THE FUCK
what
WHY
shiny knife and pretty gloves
GODDAMN
green :3
Ae I mean yea but if she wanted to do so then
i can always sell them to make my money back but for now i have pretty colours
Why do you do this
GRee?
important question: Cola or Pepsi?
pretty colour
Coca-cola

Both
Yeah
yeeah i can see that
Coke. Its an industrial strength cleaner and a food source. Perfect for the apocalypse
wow no pepsi supporters :'(
Aftertaste
you ever threw up coke and pepsi?
Tbh true
yeah after taste is bleh
Buuut I'll still drink it
...no
💀
I once drank pepsi from a coke glass
sick
We had to dial the fire department
i like dr pepper
too early
have Baldur's Gate 3 later
Same
Who wants to sleep? 🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️
Who wants to go to sleep? 😶😶😶😶😶
I don't think I ever tried dr peppa now that I think about it
unironically my favorite soder rn
i have R2 later probs
Doiiit
Drink the dr pebber
First I gotta fuckin' find it
It's gonna be in some unholy shop if I'd want to get my hands on it in poland
Same
hugyyyyy
Or at least I don't remember seeing them
only way for me to get some is by traveling to the 9th circle of hell (otherwise known as sweden)
wow
The tenth is Greece
What about poland
Eleventh
hm maybe we are all already in hell
You come over here bump into a random street and suddently people look exactly like sleepers
Just hell.
gahhhhh
my flight got changed from 4 to 6
average people voting for PiS
Real
hi sweeties
Hi dustyyyu
hi dusty
hihihi how you so doing
My head hurts
my brain is fried
Hey dusty
Completing alt r4 while the temperature is higher than I ever was, was fucking awfull
I'm sorry to read that to both of you really hope everything gets better and feel better
<3
hmmm
hihihi ozi
piss
completing R4 regularly sucks already
i hate summer
Yeah I need a break from that game
give me actual winter back
SHE SAID THE THING
Got the funny cool mask tho
what
huggy
big hugy
Piss
tbh calling them piss is fitting
i dont understand
i happy to read you is happy cutie flowy bun
100%
tbey deserve it
@unique pebble meat mod get in here
a
b
c
d
E
how is the cutie
f
F
guess there ends the alphabet
wow it was much shorter then i remember
here
yeah

F
chiry chiry
F you
big hugy
I F’ed your mother
didnt know usa has such cuisine
nor did i know you know how to make such a dish
i think brits have a spotted dic
We got a bigger average than poland
Tiny peens in poland
remind me
Reminded
voltorb is orientated like poland flag?
Yes
or is it the other way around?
Uhh i think so
No
wait does it have red above?
then no
Electrode is polen
which country had that flag?
my brain is dead
which country has the red and white flag
indonesia?
Bro I don't even remember all of the cities in Poland and you're asking that question
America moment
does anyone know that
there are like a lot
Yeah except geography wise they don't know some basic shit
Though I guess knowing your country is basic shit
name 3 cities in poland
Me or oz
Im American. I can tell you a single state here is bigger than your nation.
yes
you
I have to remember 50 of them plus their cities
do you remember them tho?
That's crazy man
=)
I kind of don't care much tho :3
Warsaw krakov b o a t
Good, because Poland is being taken over.
Don't spell it in polish here
sorry but its not 1939 no more
You'll give every noneuropean person here a stroke
how is b o a t in english
Sorry but i didnt say anything to you
didnt ask
Fr
good
Oz can you spell Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
=)
I cant spell bottom text in polish no
well you could ask him to spell „rz” correctly and he would be stumpted
that is the wonderful nature of our language
Didnt ask
Bear’s
goverment - rząd
Thats fuckin weird tho
homeless - bezdomny
Poland fuckin deserves whats its getting with this language structure
I cant wait for you to fall down the stairs and not wake up
i love seeing „u” instead of „ó” or the other way around
jokes on you i dont use stairs
i dont use elevators neither
Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka
Living on ground floor
holy frog
how long did that take you to write
thinking outside the box
konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka
I couldnt even tell you where to begin with this string of gibberish
well
Lemme give you a hint
I can tell you where the door is tho
with a K
it starts with „K”
then an „o”
then an „n”
thats all your hints
im sure you got this now
Why does the beggining make me think of constantinople
Kon is what cute fox girls say on anime
tbh it is pronouned similiarly
this is basically that
yeah
learning languages is just learning to do "oh those words look remotely alike"
more and more
true
not for oz apparently lmao
but yea it's
a little girl living in constantinopole
Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka
is oz learning different languages ?
no we were just bullying him
in France I had to learn English and Spanish
he knows english
thats like 3 diff langauges wearing a coat
being trilingual is enough pls no more
French, Latin and German
tbf
god i gotta learn german one day
dont ask why
im already tormenting myself with french
puts on toothbrush mustache
OH YES
didn't look it up yet
glass of juice
A language is mandatory
I took asl
i thought you can be analphabetic
age sex location
American sign language
apparently in the USA you get shunned for saying that cuba having good alphabetization rate is "nice"
I was kidding yeah
that's actually nice
it wasn't an option
Not likely french
half the chinese teachers here are pro CCP propagandist I'm not even kidding
visible confusion
What
if I can't learn to read........ then noone else will
I didn't mean everyone individually
but I'm surprised there was that much backlash
Cuba was a whole war for a while
like yeah I'm glad kids know how to read
What about a specific politic who might have got sued in recent months
kvgjcvjvjvjh
i
The one whos always getting sued?
I didnt know poland had the right to watch Disney
I thought they were on a blacklist
AHAHAHAHAHAH
you would be suprised but the era of PRL is no more since 30 years
Cope
I'll never get the reason behind "immersive" lfg posts
the funny font ones?
Seethe
Whenever they dont look cringe they look obstructive
At least our copyright have reasonable expiration
oh god the big M is at my door
he's not happy I said this
OH OH
HELP
French, we already stole the Eiffel towers design and put a tiny one in vegas
Mickey the mouse you absolute c*nt
i have a hate towards mickey for some reason
Good, because he hates your entire nation, haha
polish people being brainwashed into hating capitalism by proxy via hating mickey
(based)
Also french, on the topic of languages, my best friend from highschool took mandarin
nini
Oooooh nice
In my high school we had russian and mandarin
I already started spanish so heh
no reason to stop
Fair

Canadian.
Good observation
What are you doin.
I came here to annoy @vocal sequoia since this is my once in a blue moon chat in here
Good plan
zephyyyyyy
They need to get annoyed once in a while
Coffee cat
Soy bot
and little Bee ofc
hiiii cutie zephy !
“Little bee”
how u been doing :3
He was talking about the bees in minecraft when they added them and how much he loved them, been calling him that ever since
That sounds like dusty
I've been doing weeeeeeeeeeeell, what about you?
You'll always be little Bee
oh , glad to read u been well hope it only gets better and better , u deserves only the bests cutie zephy bun<3
I'm also going to annoy @bitter plank
What did i do now
i been having my ups and downs ngl
rn decaying but well , nothing to fix until saturday
You know what you did
Exist
Thats a loaded question
Simp for a war criminal?
Like me fr
Don't we all though?
Exactly 💅✨
Fr fr you killed the president of Kazakhstan
Unfortunately they’re one and the same
Damn
Blue is the colour of uh
!)
Blue
Hi dusty ❤️
moony moony cutie how is u
Got something to object sir? 
Sounds like you got a sordid history here zephyr
in silence
Nuh uh
We have seen your history
That browser is traumatized
Not at all, im content to watch this go down but goddamn you fuckin got him
Been here for a bit too long
:3
Sounds like
I saw the GTFO Furry phase
Doin well hbu ❤️
Thats still in effect
Now is the cult phase tho
Ah nostalgia
is this from said phase
When is it gonna be the phase where y’all act like normal human beings and touch grass
in glad to read u well cutie hope only gets better and better , me decaying but is whatevs , will fix on saturday if possible
OH
Did I show you my bongo cat charm I bought?
No
Say gex
ovo
On the other side it says touch grass
jsjsjs adorable
Yeah u did

My memory is broken dw
Time to disappear again for a few months
Good luck Zeph
welps , i go die , u all have lovely day or night and take care cuties
oooh byebye zephy take cares !!
Ping me when ur back
Have fun
Goodnight dusty
no nini
Thank you, if you're looking for me you know how to summon me
dusty just dies
Goodnight dusty
Gn dusty we love u, hope ur next day goes better 
dusty no go nini
Dusty will go nini
Goodnight dusty
Right now
cantttt i in service
Perfect place for a nap
Jk u study up and become smart
We need at least one person in the gtfo server to succeed and you will be the one
Every place where you shouldn't take a nap is a perfect place to take a nap
that if im seen napping they cancel my service which mean another semester doing service
nvm don't take a nap
:( i just want to finish it all already
Stay strong
but I need to wait until last of nivember , then i over with uni and æ
If you pass uni I’ll get you mcdonalds
but well byebye sweeties take cares <3 hope all ur day/night gets better always and if u all needs anyone me heres to helps
jsjssjjss yayyy
take care dustyyy
But you need to finish it all up
also my uni getting tim hortons :3 which is nice
which is sad that i wint enjoy it
my service is the last thing to do
after this i finally free to do master or snything

See u later Dusty, remember we love u
<3
^^^
Is there no anticheat system in this game? 😕
Someone joined my lobby and started spawning tons of hybrids
i can't because it could be either of the any three members
huh
4/4 lobby, not like the guy doing it is gonna admit to it
just had a guy spawn enemies that are not supposed to be in a level and he made the giant chickens shoot infected shots that give me and my team 100 percent infection
what players are in your lobby?
Hi dusty
we were trying to do r3 or r2 b4 and some guy just trolled so we just left him and not pick him up then he spawned mothers hybrids shooters that shoot 100 percent infection shots and even the flyer
Was it Malone or Hollywood or something like that?
thats a lie
... fair
Hello! We do appologize for the bad experience, as this is usually a result of a troll just joining random games and ruining everyone's fun.
We are looking into it, now and any piece of information will help (what VC you were using, name of players that joined in game, video recordings. etc)
You're applying? 👀
He didnt join the call but his steam name was hollywood thats all We had on informaetion
He just matchmaked into our game
Debating about it.
My schedule on weekends is funky and fluctuates often
Whereas weekdays I'm only really active in the latter half of the day
is everyone in gen chat gonna become mod now qwq
Imean applying doesn't guarantee I become one
Vc -15 name of one player i remember that hosted the lobby was zokahn the other was the one who spawned stuff was hollywood
As for the recording I have on my pc
Its full recording of the game
Yes hollywood exactly
Yeah same guy from my lobby, i dont think he was using the same nick in discord, sadly i cant remember what it was
Wait what rundown and level was it you were doing
R2B3
you know, shouldn't this be done through mod contact for discretion?
What would the point of discretion be
we dont like witch huntin usually but like
discussin it here is fine?
idk
usually the report is done through @eternal saffron
all the details are sent there
I'm not gonna point fingers unless i know for sure who it was
My guy if someone spawned hundreds of mini bosses and giants id rather just do it anywhere
every time i've seen people bring it up in general a mod or admin says to take it over to the bot
Like it was literally hundreds
so breaking that seems weird to me
i mean is just what we are used to
fair enough
Welp its just a warning if hollywood is in your lobbies be prepared to reset at anypoint
Because that dude will not hesitate to spawn hundreds of mini bosses and giants
We had to play a player down and just lock the thing to bot only for him not join KEKW
you could also remake the lobby and send the code through dms, if ur friends r comfy with it
It was pubs and the host was quite new so we were startled so we were confused at the time
$200 boots
Hello again @gloomy furnace !
we do ask that when possible that you send the video by DM's via @eternal saffron by uploading the file, if the file is too large we encourage you to upload it to youtube and share the link with us.
we also ask if we can move on from this convosation. If you need a convosation starter to break the ice. What kind of gaming set up do you all have?
boots that stomp sleepers
lemon pepper steppers
pepper steak sounds as u pull an alarm
Is that a misspelled copy pasta 
tbh i use those all the time
u need em
this is a server with like 200k people
... also
i dont think is one actually but
eh
Kekw
laptop and dell mouse stolen from work
Yeah but nothing says "we care" like a canned response
... tbh he probs care
hasn't served me wrong
no its my boots from bct
Fair
from back come taco?
yes
ok gotchu
no :)
Strange hill to die on, but sure
Im faltered!
hello faltered, how are you doing?
very good thank you for asking!
lovely to hear!
pat pat the random
what's your opinion of the JWTs newest findings?
how are al of you lovely people doing?
whats that?
james web telescope
what did it find
the best telescope we have since the hubble telescope
you know, good question, i don't actually know
let me search it up
from a quick google search it looks like a galexy brain
when it first launched and took it's place it gave us readings that sent the cosmology community into an absolute frenzy
mostly because some cunts were misinterperating the data
or because they were deliberately spreading fake news
yesm
They finally find your pp? Or is the magnification not up to par 🤔
sadly not, but they're still looking for your IQ
Guess we'll both be waiting a while huh
indeed
So what did they find then
u got me to browse wikipedia like readin about this stuff
this is cool
im gonna search that
That's the most fantasy name for a star i've ever heard
sadly it's a short article
qwq
yeah ikr? it's so cool
tbh yeah sounds so like
ominous ksmdkm
it's probably named after the scientist that discovered it tbh
actually seems not, looks like it's just a nickname
which is fair
um mayyybs if geforce decides to loads yes
i also have so much heart burn :3
im dyin
help
Heart burn?
I still don't know what that means
sames
Too much nom
I'll never understand how you guys have better English myself :)
um australia :3
jk KMSDKM
sorry
but um um tbh u
have better english 85% of the time
Nuh uh
I've sent it but I'm not really expecting much
Also may have to pack since there's a fire a dozen miles from home

hi cuties , i go alive again
Magical dusty
imma commit sepuku
French Postal Services just sent a mail to announce their new "NFT stamps"

pls dont sapichu
Only commit pats for you
and hugs
And if you're hungy, cupcakes
about 2 years too late
Aww







