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the voices just won
Great idea
Pocket sand
lemon my G how could you do this to me
I wish I were dead!
that makes two of us


For the sake of Safety and keeping it Snazzy
Tbh yes that’s most affective
🍋

Lmaooooo
hey my basement is really comfortable
JEEEEZUSSSSS
It's moldy and damp
leave my mother out of this
I know because Monique is keeping me prisoner
We support you in your choices
Back to starving it is
🏳️🌈
tfw discord mods aren't bowing to my every whim simply because I am a girl
andrew tate lied to me about female priviledge
Unfortunate
Most tragic
sorry I like men
I almost forgot people genuinely support that bowling ball headed guy
That's okay dw I'm one too
And listen to him
yeah
nuh uh
Is it Andrew tate?
OH GOD
I like guys and girls but guys that look like girls are the best
👀
Also noble six is better than master chief
Meat gay for andrew
Im gonna get hung
based
Do you mean hanged.. or?
I do not like Andrew tate
:)
me
why not both
nice to meet you andrew
gosh I'm glad it's not my deadname
thanks andrew
that would have inflicted massive whiplash
Are you saying that just for plausible deniability in a court of law?
LMAO
like 1 person will get that reference
(in minecraft)
Roblox court
I am saying that bc I don't like Andrew tate
you're being tried for crimes against Equestria
i see (wink wink)
I don't
Sure
I'm blind
Love is also blind, as are people who see the sun reflected in andrew tates bald head 👀
Andrew tate wishes he was faust
The shiniest heads are the ones who are most blessed
The least shinier it is, the deeper to hell they go
Don't you think bald people take pride in the level of sheen on their head
Well yeah
I have tried doing Patrick Bateman's skincare routine but my my skin hasn't improved
I just have lots of meat in my freezer now

my gf working in hospital says electrical scalpels make people smell like bacon
what the fu
So it's a bad idea to go to the operating block before lunch
I keep mine in a forklift
Its true
I mean I hope it is
It does
Mm tasty
she wouldn't lie to me like that
I can cofnrim
🥺
Say Monique, what kind of meat is it that you keep in your freezer? (not a cop asking)
ayo you work in operation theatre?
Balls
Lmao no
For deep frying
ah the french
my own, I just have a massiv-
If I was a doctor, all my patients would be either dead or looking like joy monsters from lisa
I regret asking
based
-e ego
if I was a doctor I'd probably have such an ego trip

I mean I would
But yeah no one of my friends has one of those scalpels so we did some tomfuckery and cut some shit with it
That's kinda lame
(not living people I should say)
yeah, but think if the cheese
Wait that sounds worse
wait
man such a shame
i could buy a lot of cheese with a docto salary
=)
If i was a doctor id be eating more liver patte
at least not at the end of your session
thats a lie
So is it like an elecrified scalpel with a current running through it, or is it just a motorized blade or something?
I did wanna become a doctor at one point in time but knew I didnt have the right mindset for it so went for pyschology instead

Current
the current does the incision
Why would you need that?
to kill
you mean psychiatry surely
You can cauterize
you dont need to be a doctor to do that
Psychology
psychology is not doctor, psychiatry is doctor
But doesn't cauterizing a cut as you make it cancel out the cut?
ok nerd
i guess you could call that a doctor
It's usefull for blood vessels
ah
As someone who went through 2 dozen therapists I can confidently say you're just jalous I'm winning therapy
luckily empteing them is way less complicated
Yeah, to stop bleeding it's a nice tool
Do you win when the therapist starts crying?
I don't need therapy 
no, when they die you win
Are servers still down?
until that its a tie
Dr / Doctor title is funny.
doubt it
One time I kept looking over my therapists shoulder and she asked with concern if I saw someone, and I just said "Oh no it's just you have an ugly, empty office"
and she just like
lowered her head
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and stood in silence for a good 3 seconds
That was mean
Truly
you haven't seen her office
Making your therapist seek therapy
i mean offices are often ugly and empty
the therapy story? It was funny
Pffft
No you win when they start questioning their own life
only?
The therapist I went to once at least had a good enough office
My therapist specialized in ADHD also has ADHD I'm pretty sure
that was super nice
seeing someone who actually understands what you feel
yeah, most often than not they commit die soon after
I make a good free discord therapist (only downside is I'm really fucking lazy)
Not just in an intellectual sense, but also from actual experience
you win when you rope enough of them into a strange cult that revolves around the idea that you are god
hey i can do that
? People were in lfg chats when servers were down yesterday too.
you have no idea just how HOT this sounds
So that is a dogshit example.
Are you using matchmaking?
they were there cause they started playing before they went down
You're using matchmaking, matchmaking has been dead for a long, long time, again, people use the LFG channels here
The edgy fandom is dying, retweet if you love edging
what is the opposite of a retweet?
detweet
a potato
No. They were down and I saw people in here, I came to ask what was wrong with the servers
They knew about it, they were just chilling
is the opposite of an Irish a potato?
Nothing was wrong with the servers at all, again, you must've been using basic matchmaking
People seem to be in active lobbies rn tho
you have 4 hours
anyhow, servers arent down
it was
Thank u.
yes
Yes they were.
no edge
Must've happened while I was asleep then
they were down for a couple hours
Wacky
shame
nah
hey that's unnecessary
You're welcome too <3
thanks
a lot of people think the servers are down because they're using matchmaking
I'm going to talk about everything I have no idea about
it's a reasonnable assumption
because it's happened a lot
so now out of habit we ask
Its a very common question
Yeah, so if you don't know the context, don't bother talking
violence
a friday afternoon
AAAA
Random is a mod now too?
I saw that
👍
so am I
Immma ask cannie to ban u
Fuck
;)
That makes me a discord kitten
YOOOOO
Today is friday?
Pur for Cannie
AHAH
Meats going to have to get an e-boy outfit now
Yep
Does this mean Slendi is also a kitten?
every outfit I wear is simultaneously an e-boy outfit and an e-girl outfit
Hes always been one
Cleearly u didn’t read. The guy had no idea the servers has had any issues, my question was if they were STILL down. Not if they went down today. So clearly there’s been something wrong that wasn’t just MM
please no qwq
Re read this
Cringe
I will end my existence
No
You’d better not
Ill kill you if you die
Istg
purple meat caet and purple random boy
you better hurry
?
I am the purple guy
while the corpse's still warm
this is just like in narnia fr
Narnia?
you good
:)
Wrong game pal
Whasat?
Hm.
Nope
just how sad was your childhood
Its the elden ring dlc
It was great
clearly not
Narnia as in the book?
Shame no one remembers Max steel
simply the movies
I may have once heard of it
HAH
Oi
But never saw it or heard of it any other time
You are too young
I liked the books better
Tho the movies were okay
Lion in the movies was better
I mean I am still young
Aslan?
???
the name of the lion
I dont think hes asian no
So are you
AND L-PILLED
You and meat need to play warframe more
Who
You and your boyfriend.
Asked
Hm.
I did kitten
Time to off myself
I dont remember your dad unlocking your closet for you
i don't remember my therapist unlocking those memories
Thats one fucked up therapist
I feel like I should address that one guys reply but
I cba
Excavation is currently more important
Id have asked but i dont care
</3
Dont care shiny gems activate neurons
Like a bird right?
Yes
Crow
Like a bird
Fish arnt real
source: https://birdsarentreal.com/
Wake up dragonple
Bookmarking this
Thats kinda gay
Ofc it is
Is it time to be productive or GTFO?
Dont you know anyone that plays a dragonborn in baldurs gate is a gay bottom?
Thats more gay
I love the random things I come back too lmaooo
purple lemon
Purple pimkin
hmmm
Whoahhhhh
there's a lot of purple here now
Morning Dusty 
morning sweeties , how u all
still embaressed
Luvly living life Sweeter than Sour ! hope like wise for you
Why????
cause im in purple
and dusty calling me sweetie
youll do amazing
i just qwjadfsjlaf
u all big wonderful amazing sweeties , you all will do amazing because u all amazings
for u all !
Hm.
.mh
wH
Purple looks good thoooo
I cut my arm pretty bad qwq
Thanks Dusty!!! Ur nothing Shu of Amazing yourself!
BIG DAWGG HOWWWWWW
who we gotta tickle
They must pay
?)
Oop no offense, I’m not tickling you 🍋
dang
in france they sexually assault people
What the mess get away
Wut O_o
maybe we dont talk about that here
dang
in my country they don't discriminate
they beat you up regardless
As god intended
🙏
yeah we had a situation when a police officer during a march for women rights started to hit women with a metal baton because he "felt scared for his life"
HE ACTIVATED THE VIRGINITY SHIELD
monyyyyyy
i am still amazed by the amount of prople in this chat now
dustyyyyyy
Ummmm wut 😟 I’m happy where I am lol ion need that
poland is a state of mind
I bet his Mother approved lol
polish men scared for their life
(they saw a woman asking for rights)
((witch))
pretty much
I don't remember is it hungary or poland who has the LGBT-free zones
no yet
well
Ooof
wait no not this is in poland
what
Damn
I wonder what happened last time poland did zones without certain demographics
tbf any european country
seems like the gov went further than i thought
flashbacks to 1939
wish they would go forther right (into a tree)
dang
cubix is going to have to GTFO
thats only reserved for ozai dawg dw
this is just like the game fr fr
also that map is outdated
As it should 👈🏼😎👈🏼
the eastern part shouldnt be there
oh they have a website
bookmarking https://atlasnienawisci.pl/
🙏
this is just like covidtracker
it's obviously not an official site
it's probs by like
human rights watchers
LMAO
HAHAHAH
your gov isn't going to label itself as "the baddies"
Exactly 2 lawsuits to 2 diffrent judges
daaamn
that sucks
general is obviously not lgbt free
you're all gay
yes, you, the reader
this server isnt gay free
🥖
🍒
hug cutie mony
oh you have elections in october?
u cuter
if you can, remember to participate in the ballot count
Gay in poland? Nononono, that very bad, not good at all
Monthly rations reduced by 20
otherwise im risking being stuck in the middle of an economic crisis
Poland is, in my opinion, not a very good place
But tbf whatever your country, participating in counting of the ballots is really nice
balls

oh yeah we have like around 50% of the population who can vote actually vote
I have a blind friend I sometimes send this emoji too
I wonder what he imagine the picture is

read the name
now imagine the cheer horror it must be if you can only read the name but not see the image
but
Overrated
they are blind?
Stick your balls in a waffle iron
how do they read it
Sadly, about the same here
i thought i remember seeing higher rates in france on the news
We've been stuck between liberal (economically, not socially) parties and a far right one for 20 years
so on second turn it was always the "not far right one" who won
but now people don't have faith anymore
since it's shit anyway
so a lot of them don't vote
which.I could understand for the 2nd turn
but on the 1rst turn it just makes no sense
like there's a dozen candidate
nah it's about 70% on presidential
but much lower on legislatives
huh
parliament
MMMM
Cubix finds out that privacy is but a concept
i'm in your balls
OWO
what's this?
:]?
2 balls
btw cute pfp :]
:)
wait did you have that pfp when you offered dusty a donut?
purple random
who do I gotta pay to get admin abuse powers
hihi
just an application for admin abuse
Lol
Woa
tis i
purple cutie
Does it require any particular skills or anything
Or can literally anyone make an application
In the chance I decide to actually do something on the side while job hunting
Anyone have tips for the last leg of R2E1?
Pink sweetie
cat
the furry is writing
I don't I'm still stuck on l1c1
Feline
Caet Work
caet off work
Cool Caet
caet drive home
Be a Safety Caet
Safw cat
Wut
Yes!
I can't wait
Sup homie
speaking of ost
And that means I can finally listen to some R1 themes that weren’t on YT
I got the dlc for baldurs gate that comes with the full ost
Hi?
yababibo yababibo
hi
yabba dabba doo
Mfw I bought hollow knight ost dlc thinking it was actual dlc
Is Baldurs gate good??? I have a ton of friends that play but ion know anything
YES
Good investment
sex% speedrun
What’s it about tho
Ballers gay tree is very fun
basically anything u wanna do u can do iy
There is a speedrunning category for sex%
Bruh that’s …. Bruh
Can
dungeons and dragons
It’s just DnD
essentially just that
Can I commit unspeakable crimes against humanity
Literally Dnd
And become a mass murderer
But on a computer
Ohhhhh gotcha
Like it’s insane
if u put ur mind to it u can become anything
Bet
GTFO sex update when
Im gonna be the guy that kicks chickens for no reason
they call him the Chickicker
Tbh I probably won’t , I have Domeo VR for my DND itch plus that bear thing is …. Concerning
Ok all jokes aside there is way more to BG3 than sex% speedrun
is someone gonna frog a bear
Bears,Seggs, and DND
GAWD DAYUMMMMMM
Putting Battle Bit to shame
My halfling assassin can have another chance at redemption
...By assassinating more political figures
Putting every release in like the last 5 years to shame
True but it’s very Niche
Other than the onion rung
That should show you how BG3 is for a lot of people
Well true because it’s DND
I haven’t played it because I can’t afford it rn
Yup and dnd can be anything
I can recall one dnd campaign I did where I seduced a dragon
And got a free ride to a castle
I’ll look some gameplay up but I’m not the biggest DND player unless it’s VR with me under the influence thinking me throwing dice can spawn a Pokémon
i mean
If you can’t beat it Join it be Seduction I suppose lollll
training a dragon doesnt seem so out of the ordinary
so seducing one is just
a step further
It was a one hitch ditch date with a dragon
Shhhhhheeeeeeesh she must of be mad now
Was
I dont recall the whole campaign but I do know there was a happy end (apart from the well-beloved paladin getting fucking frozen in molten glass) but things ended out well
Mans dated a fucking dragon
bro
DnD is wacky
now I can see every time I get automodded
also dnd is anything you want it to be tbh
imagination is ur limit
The Donkey (shrek)
I mean what other game will let me seduce a fucking dragon and later go back to be its boyfriend
I'm sorry what?
he dated a dragon
My dnd character seduced a dragon
I'd do the same in balders gate 3
my balders gate character is a femboy
was your charater also a bard?
oh dang
huh
I'd have to ask my old dm if they have the sheets
my dnd characters are mostly half dragons or dragon borns
bruh
oh
how do you mix those up
or maybe it was just a very short tiefing
I honestly have no clue, probably safer to say it was a halfling
I'll see if I can contact the dm if they have the character sheets still
Halfling = hobbit
Tiefling is half demon
He kept them all
Pretty sure it was a halfling
I'll give him a ring tomorrow to ask
But whats important is that
Something seduced a dragon
And it was either really fucking small or edgy
Now I just wanna get back into dnd
Seduce more dragons for fun
What type of pasta is favorable on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccini Afraid-o.
fago- wait, that is some serious memer pasta
what
Yeah but what is the fusilli part punning on?
a silly mistakes?
huh
huh
A few silly mistakes
//:EROR//:
feur
Somewhat ironic that orange is one of the few people not orange here
Impasta
sus
Alright thats all the pasta jokes out of me
That ziti?
rest in spaghetti never forgetti
omg guys congrats are in order i just got my first succesful extract😄 . . .
bruh
TRAINING?
yeh
wow
im brandnew man
i mean you gotta start somewhere
that's actually cuh-razy
Bomb rush cyberfunk is out
hm.
:(
So you're just plain orange then
you retiring?
wdym i retired like half a year ago
I am still The orange
good day

i just like the purple name
And great responsibilities
it is cool tbf
Don't forget that silly donkey ass from Shrek
yes I know
wow mayroo I already said that
not cool
you could've just scrolled 200+ messages
🙄
yeah but solace said to scatter TwT
he obviously meant scatergun
the funny shotgun coming in R6
he meant that you becoming a mod is a sign it is near
qwq
thats good
No
i prefer cold climates
No its not
they are prepping a welcoming party for me
even set the weather to be nice
Everyone who has ever said the day [] is the day hell freezes over has their thing come true
Cubix
Hm
you see
The us will destroy the us for oil
in Poland we have a saying that when pigs start to fly shit goes down
since pigs aint flying
that cancels the US shit
...
Anywho
why
I'm tired
Well anyway
eat a pancake
Sounds like a plan
Periodddt^
my back
pats on ur back
owo
qwq
pat pat :]
Slendi I hope ur Wonderful Big Dawggggg
im cold
is cold aa
or cover urself in 20 blankets
wait it is friday
All Day my G
bro ever since R2 came out i stopped keeping track of the days again
True I only feel Devine when I’m deep into a Blanket Burrito 🌯 and can’t move my arms .
I don’t blame you it’s an amazing game
Well that’s actually not why
did you start lagging irl too?
I was only keeping track of days and dates because R2 was coming
XD
once it was out i had no reason to
nah too busy playing R2
🥖
Lolllll
Tbh I can’t not have my next week planned in advance
I seem like a go with the flo guy but I need everything planned out to the hour 😅 I guess that’s my Kryptonite (Losing Track of Days)
share
how do i share coldness
@amber solar
me
anyone want to join us
mate no one was talking to u
hello u can use the LFG channels to find n share lobbies !
.t lfg
Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.
If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.
just some advice!
always ask to not be carried and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
he is lying
Sup big Homie! Definitely try a LFG channel corresponding to you Area. 🙏 Slendi already posted the Group threads which is perfect to see all possible groups. Definitely Keep it Snazzy and have fun GTFOing and remember to stay Hydrated 🙏
Slendi mod
nuh
when slends mod
nevers :3
:(
i dont have knowledges or capablities to b mods
u v smart and amazings
noo qwq thats u
I don't think being a mod requires any knowledge?
Wisdom yes, but knowledge? Apart maybe knowing how to use the moderating bot?
Maybe not but I do crave knowledge 24/7
Someone spit some Snazzy Facts
im gonna sign slendi up for moderation
2 months on R4E1 playing all day every day... we're getting close to completion
the dopler effect actually has to be taken in account when designing very high speed vehicles
and wanting them to use radiowaves
Hm.
Sheeeeesh you GOT THIS !!!! WOOOOOOOOOO
Niceeeee tbh I didn’t know 🙏 the Lemon is not Sour
hello ive been in matchhmaking for so long
ingame matchmaking isnt used
you are better off trying this server lfg
.t lfg
Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.
If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.
🥖
Eheh nice
Why is it that nobody uses ingame matchmaking anyways 🤔
Hm.
Wow, you sure are a comedian cat
Balls in the deep fryer
thank u :3 I am quite funny ik
is pretty slow and, everyone already used LFG by the time it came out :b
Should i be worried that proximity to you guys might cause me to loose braincells?
no
a bit
And the devs are cool with that? 🤔
You have braincells?
ehhhhh
they have, bigger problems to check skdmkm
they already link the discord in-game so
most newies arrive from there
its just part of getting better as a gtfo prisoner 👍
Bigger problems?
yeah like, makin rundown 8 n fixin some funky bugs and stuff
well rn makin r6 but
u get it
same
auch
they still have alt 6 to do
yeah but then r8 and r8s gonna b bigger ksdmkm
yes
How smol is the devteam really
10 chambers
10C has about, 70 80 people workin, as a whole in marketin and like all that stuff, in all the company
and they are divided since they have another game incoming
so not a lot
I mean if i didn't check out this discord i would have just assumed the game is dead since matchmaking just doesn't pick up anything
thats what I thought when I first played the game too
Seems weird that fixing other things for existing playerbase would take priority over making sure new players stay
I mean gtfo is an old game, 4 5 years old specifically since when it first came out
yeah we recieve new people but the influx of veterans its still pretty big
plus they do like say a lot bout the discord in steam in their website, even in twt sometimes
I mean I think discord matchmaking is pretty simple tbh
I mean at that point just remove ingame matchmaking 
what if they want it to be a thing later?
If its 5 years since launch it already is later
eh
tbh theres more fanbases in other countries, idk if they use it
Very much Balls
balls
i see a lot of korean or asian people usin mm joinin americans when i see streams or somethin
so maybs they r the ones just like truly usin it
they are slow yes but its a minor inconvenience if anything, the game is still fun and its pretty easy to get a squad using the discord
very simple very easy

You either deal with the normal Discord lfg
Or seethe and leave really
Some people can't handle it at all
Fair honestly but they could improve on it over time but Meat Caet is right they are mainly focusing on Bugs, Glitches, New Rundown, and ALT rundowns. Everything will be told in time but for now we keep it Snazzy and Classy
I admire the challenge this game proposes, most people see “1-2 hour games with no guaranteed victory “ and they leave
But tbh
I did the same lol
Played 10 hours when I first played then left for almost a year and came back and haven’t left since
yeah i mustve played like 3 4 hours my first time on the free weekend and then when i bought it i, dropped it down a bit only to get back at it later lmao
Speaking of lfg
well complexs a bitch ah KMSDKM
Is there only the beginners lfg channel or am i missing something?
u can activate more LFG channels in the Channels and Roles section
Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.
If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.
they r just hidden from when someone joins the first time
u can also choose ur pronouns and ur fav melee there !
when did I get bonk role
when u got bonked
From the last Scout you met
the last scout i met jumpscared me
Ooop
