#general

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wet gust
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Squeeze lemon juice in her eyes when she approaches

undone birch
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the voices just won

frosty imp
vocal onyx
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Pocket sand

undone birch
unique pebble
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I wish I were dead!

undone birch
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that makes two of us

frosty imp
undone birch
wet gust
wet gust
frosty imp
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🍋
crazyeyes

wet gust
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Lmaooooo

undone birch
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hey my basement is really comfortable

wet gust
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JEEEEZUSSSSS

frosty imp
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It's moldy and damp

vocal onyx
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It is

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Can I please come out now

undone birch
frosty imp
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I know because Monique is keeping me prisoner

undone birch
vocal onyx
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Back to starving it is

undone birch
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🏳️‍🌈

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tfw discord mods aren't bowing to my every whim simply because I am a girl

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andrew tate lied to me about female priviledge

frosty imp
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Unfortunate

undone birch
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Most tragic

unique pebble
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sorry I like men

vocal onyx
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I almost forgot people genuinely support that bowling ball headed guy

undone birch
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That's okay dw I'm one too

vocal onyx
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And listen to him

unique pebble
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ok lemme rephrase

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I like one man

undone birch
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that's gay

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good for you!!

unique pebble
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nuh uh

solar glen
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Is it Andrew tate?

undone birch
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OH GOD

vocal onyx
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I like guys and girls but guys that look like girls are the best

undone birch
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👀

vocal onyx
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Also noble six is better than master chief

frosty imp
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Meat gay for andrew

vocal onyx
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Im gonna get hung

undone birch
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based

solar glen
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Do you mean hanged.. or?

unique pebble
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I do not like Andrew tate

last tartan
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who is andrew tate again?

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i forgot

undone birch
undone birch
last tartan
last tartan
undone birch
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gosh I'm glad it's not my deadname

last tartan
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thanks andrew

undone birch
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that would have inflicted massive whiplash

solar glen
undone birch
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LMAO

last tartan
solar glen
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Roblox court

unique pebble
undone birch
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you're being tried for crimes against Equestria

solar glen
unique pebble
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I don't

solar glen
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Sure

unique pebble
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I'm blind

undone birch
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dang

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didn't see that one coming

solar glen
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Love is also blind, as are people who see the sun reflected in andrew tates bald head 👀

undone birch
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real talk

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how do people do

vocal onyx
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Andrew tate wishes he was faust

undone birch
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to avoid having shiny forehead

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do they use makeup

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of something

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like mat

frosty imp
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The shiniest heads are the ones who are most blessed

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The least shinier it is, the deeper to hell they go

solar glen
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Don't you think bald people take pride in the level of sheen on their head

vocal onyx
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Well yeah

undone birch
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I have tried doing Patrick Bateman's skincare routine but my my skin hasn't improved

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I just have lots of meat in my freezer now

pseudo scaffold
undone birch
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my gf working in hospital says electrical scalpels make people smell like bacon

solar glen
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what the fu

undone birch
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So it's a bad idea to go to the operating block before lunch

robust warren
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I keep mine in a forklift

undone birch
vocal onyx
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It does

frosty imp
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Mm tasty

undone birch
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she wouldn't lie to me like that

vocal onyx
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I can cofnrim

undone birch
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🥺

solar glen
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Say Monique, what kind of meat is it that you keep in your freezer? (not a cop asking)

undone birch
vocal onyx
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Lmao no

frosty imp
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For deep frying

dense raven
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ah the french

undone birch
vocal onyx
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If I was a doctor, all my patients would be either dead or looking like joy monsters from lisa

solar glen
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I regret asking

undone birch
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based

robust warren
undone birch
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if I was a doctor I'd probably have such an ego trip

pseudo scaffold
undone birch
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AHAHAHAH OZAI

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THE SYNCHRONIZATION

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HOLY SHIT

dense raven
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if i was a doctor id try to help people

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oh and cheese

undone birch
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I mean I would

vocal onyx
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But yeah no one of my friends has one of those scalpels so we did some tomfuckery and cut some shit with it

frosty imp
vocal onyx
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(not living people I should say)

dense raven
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yeah, but think if the cheese

vocal onyx
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Wait that sounds worse

undone birch
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wait

last tartan
dense raven
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i could buy a lot of cheese with a docto salary

last tartan
robust warren
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If i was a doctor id be eating more liver patte

undone birch
dense raven
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thats a lie

solar glen
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So is it like an elecrified scalpel with a current running through it, or is it just a motorized blade or something?

vocal onyx
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I did wanna become a doctor at one point in time but knew I didnt have the right mindset for it so went for pyschology instead

pseudo scaffold
undone birch
solar glen
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Why would you need that?

last tartan
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to kill

undone birch
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You can cauterize

dense raven
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you dont need to be a doctor to do that

vocal onyx
undone birch
solar glen
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But doesn't cauterizing a cut as you make it cancel out the cut?

frosty imp
dense raven
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i guess you could call that a doctor

undone birch
solar glen
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ah

undone birch
# frosty imp ok nerd

As someone who went through 2 dozen therapists I can confidently say you're just jalous I'm winning therapy

last tartan
undone birch
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Yeah, to stop bleeding it's a nice tool

solar glen
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Do you win when the therapist starts crying?

frosty imp
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I don't need therapy sunglasso

last tartan
neat solstice
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Are servers still down?

last tartan
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until that its a tie

pseudo scaffold
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Dr / Doctor title is funny.

last tartan
undone birch
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One time I kept looking over my therapists shoulder and she asked with concern if I saw someone, and I just said "Oh no it's just you have an ugly, empty office"

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and she just like

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lowered her head

vocal onyx
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.t lfg

eternal saffronBOT
undone birch
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and stood in silence for a good 3 seconds

solar glen
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That was mean

frosty imp
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Truly

undone birch
pseudo scaffold
dense raven
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i mean offices are often ugly and empty

last tartan
undone birch
vocal onyx
dense raven
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only?

frosty imp
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The therapist I went to once at least had a good enough office

undone birch
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My therapist specialized in ADHD also has ADHD I'm pretty sure

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that was super nice

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seeing someone who actually understands what you feel

last tartan
vocal onyx
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I make a good free discord therapist (only downside is I'm really fucking lazy)

undone birch
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Not just in an intellectual sense, but also from actual experience

dense raven
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you win when you rope enough of them into a strange cult that revolves around the idea that you are god

last tartan
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hey i can do that

neat solstice
undone birch
neat solstice
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So that is a dogshit example.

vocal onyx
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Are you using matchmaking?

solar glen
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Servers worked fine yesterday

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You guys get edgy real fast

last tartan
vocal onyx
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You're using matchmaking, matchmaking has been dead for a long, long time, again, people use the LFG channels here

undone birch
solar glen
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what is the opposite of a retweet?

last tartan
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detweet

undone birch
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a potato

neat solstice
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They knew about it, they were just chilling

undone birch
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is the opposite of an Irish a potato?

vocal onyx
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Nothing was wrong with the servers at all, again, you must've been using basic matchmaking

solar glen
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People seem to be in active lobbies rn tho

undone birch
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you have 4 hours

neat solstice
vocal onyx
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Were they?

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Huh

last tartan
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yes

neat solstice
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Yes they were.

dense raven
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no edge

vocal onyx
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Must've happened while I was asleep then

last tartan
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they were down for a couple hours

vocal onyx
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Wacky

dense raven
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shame

neat solstice
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So if you don’t know something, don’t bother talking.

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:)

dense raven
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nah

undone birch
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hey that's unnecessary

vocal onyx
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You're welcome too <3

dense raven
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thanks

undone birch
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a lot of people think the servers are down because they're using matchmaking

frosty imp
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I'm going to talk about everything I have no idea about

undone birch
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it's a reasonnable assumption

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because it's happened a lot

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so now out of habit we ask

vocal onyx
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Its a very common question

undone birch
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Yeah, so if you don't know the context, don't bother talking

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violence

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a friday afternoon

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AAAA

pseudo scaffold
undone birch
robust warren
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Random is a mod now too?

vocal onyx
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So is meat

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And lemon

robust warren
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I saw that

sturdy bear
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👍

undone birch
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so am I

pseudo scaffold
robust warren
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Nope

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Wait

pseudo scaffold
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Immma ask cannie to ban u

robust warren
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Fuck

undone birch
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;)

robust warren
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That makes me a discord kitten

undone birch
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BFZKJQBFKJ

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OH NO

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BWAHAHAHA

sturdy bear
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YOOOOO

frosty imp
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Today is friday?

pseudo scaffold
vocal onyx
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AHAH

pseudo scaffold
undone birch
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kitten, I am in no mood to repeat myself

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Hop on call, kitten.

vocal onyx
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Meats going to have to get an e-boy outfit now

robust warren
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Yep

pseudo scaffold
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Does this mean Slendi is also a kitten?

undone birch
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every outfit I wear is simultaneously an e-boy outfit and an e-girl outfit

robust warren
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Hes always been one

neat solstice
unique pebble
pseudo scaffold
solar glen
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Cringe

unique pebble
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I will end my existence

sturdy bear
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No

undone birch
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you don't have what it takes

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to be a fnaf theorist

robust warren
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Ill kill you if you die

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Istg

tulip stag
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purple meat caet and purple random boy

undone birch
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you better hurry

neat solstice
sturdy bear
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I am the purple guy

undone birch
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while the corpse's still warm

undone birch
sturdy bear
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Narnia?

robust warren
undone birch
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:)

robust warren
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Wrong game pal

sturdy bear
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Whasat?

undone birch
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what

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you don't know of narnia?

frosty imp
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Hm.

sturdy bear
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Nope

undone birch
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just how sad was your childhood

robust warren
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Its the elden ring dlc

vocal onyx
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Nah nah

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Elden ring dlc is just for honor

sturdy bear
undone birch
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clearly not

frosty imp
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Narnia as in the book?

undone birch
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yeah

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or the movies

sturdy bear
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Shame no one remembers Max steel

undone birch
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simply the movies

frosty imp
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I may have once heard of it

robust warren
vocal onyx
undone birch
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Gosh

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I think

frosty imp
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But never saw it or heard of it any other time

undone birch
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You are too young

frosty imp
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Calling me

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a child????

robust warren
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Tho the movies were okay

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Lion in the movies was better

sturdy bear
undone birch
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Aslan?

sturdy bear
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???

undone birch
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the name of the lion

robust warren
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I dont think hes asian no

undone birch
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it's an L

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not an i

robust warren
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So are you

undone birch
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jfc

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BFKQZBFKJB

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BAITED

vocal onyx
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Oh yeah

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Ozai

undone birch
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AND L-PILLED

vocal onyx
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You and meat need to play warframe more

robust warren
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Who

vocal onyx
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You and your boyfriend.

robust warren
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Asked

vocal onyx
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Ah fuck

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I've been beanboozled

frosty imp
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Hm.

pseudo scaffold
vocal onyx
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Time to off myself

pseudo scaffold
robust warren
undone birch
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i don't remember my therapist unlocking those memories

robust warren
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Thats one fucked up therapist

vocal onyx
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I feel like I should address that one guys reply but

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I cba

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Excavation is currently more important

undone birch
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I'd have said you're better than this

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but you're not

robust warren
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Id have asked but i dont care

undone birch
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</3

vocal onyx
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Dont care shiny gems activate neurons

robust warren
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Like a bird right?

vocal onyx
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Yes

pseudo scaffold
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Crow

vocal onyx
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Like a bird

undone birch
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birds aren't real

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wake up sheeple

vocal onyx
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Fish arnt real

undone birch
vocal onyx
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Wake up dragonple

vocal onyx
robust warren
vocal onyx
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Ofc it is

solar glen
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Is it time to be productive or GTFO?

vocal onyx
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Dont you know anyone that plays a dragonborn in baldurs gate is a gay bottom?

frosty imp
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Dragonborn?

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More like dragging balls

vocal onyx
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I know it is

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You know whats even gayer?

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Me

wet gust
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I love the random things I come back too lmaooo

tulip stag
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purple lemon

vocal onyx
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Purple pimkin

unique pebble
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hmmm

digital junco
wet gust
bleak marten
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there's a lot of purple here now

ebon steppe
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morning

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so many new mods

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so many cuties in purple

wet gust
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Morning Dusty rainbowblobdance

sturdy bear
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dusty :)

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modded pats

ebon steppe
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morning sweeties , how u all

sturdy bear
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still embaressed

wet gust
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Luvly living life Sweeter than Sour ! hope like wise for you

wet gust
sturdy bear
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cause im in purple

ebon steppe
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oh?

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jsjsjsjs no be embarassed

sturdy bear
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and dusty calling me sweetie

ebon steppe
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youll do amazing

sturdy bear
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i just qwjadfsjlaf

ebon steppe
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u all big wonderful amazing sweeties , you all will do amazing because u all amazings

sturdy bear
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dies of cuteness

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thankies

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many pats

ebon steppe
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for u all !

frosty imp
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Hm.

ebon steppe
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.mh

sturdy bear
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wH

wet gust
unique pebble
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I cut my arm pretty bad qwq

wet gust
wet gust
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who we gotta tickle

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They must pay

ebon steppe
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?)

unique pebble
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it was

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my fault

wet gust
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Oop no offense, I’m not tickling you 🍋SmokeTime

undone birch
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this is the police

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put your balls where I can see 'em

last tartan
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huh

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french police sure is weird

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in poland they only beat up women

undone birch
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dang

last tartan
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in france they sexually assault people

undone birch
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Cubix caught lacking

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(living in poland)

wet gust
wet gust
sturdy bear
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maybe we dont talk about that here

undone birch
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dang

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in my country they don't discriminate

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they beat you up regardless

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As god intended

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🙏

last tartan
# wet gust Wut O_o

yeah we had a situation when a police officer during a march for women rights started to hit women with a metal baton because he "felt scared for his life"

undone birch
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HE ACTIVATED THE VIRGINITY SHIELD

ebon steppe
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monyyyyyy

last tartan
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i am still amazed by the amount of prople in this chat now

undone birch
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dustyyyyyy

wet gust
last tartan
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poland is a state of mind

wet gust
undone birch
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polish men scared for their life

(they saw a woman asking for rights)
((witch))

last tartan
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pretty much

undone birch
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I don't remember is it hungary or poland who has the LGBT-free zones

last tartan
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not poland

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i dont remember no gay zones

undone birch
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no yet

last tartan
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well

wet gust
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Ooof

last tartan
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if it wont happen till october

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it shouldnt happen at all

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hopefully

undone birch
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wait no not this is in poland

last tartan
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what

undone birch
last tartan
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HUH

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well

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huh

undone birch
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Damn

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I wonder what happened last time poland did zones without certain demographics

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tbf any european country

last tartan
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seems like the gov went further than i thought

undone birch
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wish they would go forther right (into a tree)

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dang

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cubix is going to have to GTFO

unique pebble
undone birch
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this is just like the game fr fr

last tartan
wet gust
last tartan
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the eastern part shouldnt be there

undone birch
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how so

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it says 2020

last tartan
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its 2023

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you missed 3 years

undone birch
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oh they have a website

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🙏

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this is just like covidtracker

last tartan
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atlas nienawiści?!

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atlas of hatred?!

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wtf

undone birch
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it's obviously not an official site

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it's probs by like

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human rights watchers

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LMAO

last tartan
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HAHAHAH

undone birch
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your gov isn't going to label itself as "the baddies"

last tartan
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the top of it says

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they have a lawsuit against them

undone birch
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oh yeah pls translate I can't read polish

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oh

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DAMN

last tartan
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Exactly 2 lawsuits to 2 diffrent judges

undone birch
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daaamn

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that sucks

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general is obviously not lgbt free

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you're all gay

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yes, you, the reader

last tartan
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this server isnt gay free

undone birch
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it's gay expensive

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where's my money

last tartan
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🥖

undone birch
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🍒

last tartan
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man october will either doom Poland or save it

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OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU

ebon steppe
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hug cutie mony

undone birch
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oh you have elections in october?

last tartan
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yes

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if the current gov wins

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i think i might leave poland

undone birch
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oof that's huge

ebon steppe
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u cuter

undone birch
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if you can, remember to participate in the ballot count

vocal onyx
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Gay in poland? Nononono, that very bad, not good at all

undone birch
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In every election I could, I did

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idk if anyone can do that in Poland

vocal onyx
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Monthly rations reduced by 20

last tartan
vocal onyx
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Poland is, in my opinion, not a very good place

undone birch
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But tbf whatever your country, participating in counting of the ballots is really nice

unique pebble
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balls

digital junco
undone birch
last tartan
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oh yeah we have like around 50% of the population who can vote actually vote

undone birch
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I have a blind friend I sometimes send this emoji too

last tartan
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so that says something about this country

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what

undone birch
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I wonder what he imagine the picture is

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read the name

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now imagine the cheer horror it must be if you can only read the name but not see the image

last tartan
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but

vocal onyx
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Overrated

last tartan
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they are blind?

vocal onyx
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Stick your balls in a waffle iron

last tartan
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how do they read it

undone birch
last tartan
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i thought i remember seeing higher rates in france on the news

undone birch
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We've been stuck between liberal (economically, not socially) parties and a far right one for 20 years

so on second turn it was always the "not far right one" who won

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but now people don't have faith anymore

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since it's shit anyway

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so a lot of them don't vote

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which.I could understand for the 2nd turn

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but on the 1rst turn it just makes no sense

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like there's a dozen candidate

undone birch
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but much lower on legislatives

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huh

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parliament

undone birch
undone birch
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silly

vocal onyx
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Cubix finds out that privacy is but a concept

last tartan
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what do you mean

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are you in my walls?

undone birch
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i'm in your balls

last tartan
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is my gov in my walls?

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Concerning

sturdy bear
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OWO

undone birch
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what's this?

amber solar
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:]?

last tartan
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2 Os and a W

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thats what that is

amber solar
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2 balls

amber solar
sturdy bear
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:)

last tartan
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wait did you have that pfp when you offered dusty a donut?

tulip stag
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purple random

undone birch
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who do I gotta pay to get admin abuse powers

ebon steppe
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hihi

tulip stag
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just an application for admin abuse

wet gust
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Lol

undone birch
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Woa

sturdy bear
ebon steppe
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purple cutie

vocal onyx
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Or can literally anyone make an application

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In the chance I decide to actually do something on the side while job hunting

quasi vault
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Anyone have tips for the last leg of R2E1?

sturdy bear
unique pebble
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hello

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I am

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off

undone birch
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cat

unique pebble
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work

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cat

undone birch
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the furry is writing

sturdy plaza
vocal onyx
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Feline

wet gust
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Caet Work

unique pebble
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caet off work

wet gust
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Cool Caet

unique pebble
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caet drive home

wet gust
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Be a Safety Caet

digital junco
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Safw cat

sturdy plaza
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Wut

digital junco
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Oh yeah Lemon, the Remnant OST’s are gonna have an official release

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both of them

wet gust
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Ooooooo

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I’m kinda excited for that

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The Sound track is good

digital junco
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Yes!

unique pebble
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I can't wait

wet gust
unique pebble
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speaking of ost

digital junco
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And that means I can finally listen to some R1 themes that weren’t on YT

unique pebble
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I got the dlc for baldurs gate that comes with the full ost

sturdy plaza
#

Hi?

unique pebble
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yababibo yababibo

undone birch
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hi

digital junco
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yabba dabba doo

vocal onyx
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Mfw I bought hollow knight ost dlc thinking it was actual dlc

wet gust
digital junco
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YES

unique pebble
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its great

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fantastic

digital junco
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sex% speedrun

unique pebble
#

very fun

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u can have sex with bear!

wet gust
#

What’s it about tho

vocal onyx
#

Ballers gay tree is very fun

unique pebble
#

basically anything u wanna do u can do iy

digital junco
#

There is a speedrunning category for sex%

wet gust
vocal onyx
#

Can

unique pebble
digital junco
unique pebble
#

essentially just that

vocal onyx
#

Can I commit unspeakable crimes against humanity

digital junco
#

Literally Dnd

vocal onyx
#

And become a mass murderer

digital junco
#

But on a computer

wet gust
#

Ohhhhh gotcha

digital junco
#

Like it’s insane

unique pebble
vocal onyx
#

Bet

undone birch
vocal onyx
#

Im gonna be the guy that kicks chickens for no reason

digital junco
#

they call him the Chickicker

wet gust
#

Tbh I probably won’t , I have Domeo VR for my DND itch plus that bear thing is …. Concerning

last tartan
#

wait what did i miss

#

what bear thing

digital junco
last tartan
#

is someone gonna frog a bear

wet gust
digital junco
#

It got like 850k concurrent players btw

#

Which is an insane amount

wet gust
digital junco
#

Yeah

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Remnant 2 peaked at like 100k

wet gust
#

Putting Battle Bit to shame

vocal onyx
#

My halfling assassin can have another chance at redemption

#

...By assassinating more political figures

digital junco
#

Putting every release in like the last 5 years to shame

wet gust
digital junco
#

Other than the onion rung

digital junco
wet gust
digital junco
#

I haven’t played it because I can’t afford it rn

digital junco
vocal onyx
#

I can recall one dnd campaign I did where I seduced a dragon

#

And got a free ride to a castle

wet gust
#

I’ll look some gameplay up but I’m not the biggest DND player unless it’s VR with me under the influence thinking me throwing dice can spawn a Pokémon

vocal onyx
#

Dont ask why my first thought was to seduce a dragon

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It was experimentation

last tartan
#

i mean

digital junco
#

It’s natural

#

It’s the dnd train of thought

wet gust
last tartan
#

training a dragon doesnt seem so out of the ordinary

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so seducing one is just

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a step further

vocal onyx
#

It was a one hitch ditch date with a dragon

wet gust
#

Shhhhhheeeeeeesh she must of be mad now

vocal onyx
#

Was

#

I dont recall the whole campaign but I do know there was a happy end (apart from the well-beloved paladin getting fucking frozen in molten glass) but things ended out well

#

Mans dated a fucking dragon

unique pebble
#

bro

vocal onyx
#

DnD is wacky

unique pebble
#

now I can see every time I get automodded

#

also dnd is anything you want it to be tbh

#

imagination is ur limit

undone birch
vocal onyx
#

I mean what other game will let me seduce a fucking dragon and later go back to be its boyfriend

last tartan
#

maybe all of them have such dreams

vocal onyx
#

If I ever get back into dnd

#

I know what my first reenactment will be

sturdy plaza
last tartan
#

he dated a dragon

vocal onyx
#

My dnd character seduced a dragon

sturdy plaza
#

oh

#

I thought that was in balders gate 3

vocal onyx
#

I'd do the same in balders gate 3

unique pebble
#

my balders gate character is a femboy

sturdy plaza
#

was your charater also a bard?

vocal onyx
#

Nah

#

Assassin

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Halfling

sturdy plaza
#

oh dang

vocal onyx
#

I think they were a halfling atleast

#

Most of my assassins are halflings

sturdy plaza
#

huh

vocal onyx
#

I'd have to ask my old dm if they have the sheets

sturdy plaza
#

my dnd characters are mostly half dragons or dragon borns

vocal onyx
#

Actually no, it just clicked

#

Wasnt a halfling, it was a tiefling

digital junco
#

bruh

sturdy plaza
#

oh

digital junco
#

how do you mix those up

vocal onyx
#

Its been years since I last played dnd

#

The names are similar

sturdy plaza
#

or maybe it was just a very short tiefing

vocal onyx
#

I honestly have no clue, probably safer to say it was a halfling

#

I'll see if I can contact the dm if they have the character sheets still

digital junco
#

Halfling = hobbit
Tiefling is half demon

vocal onyx
#

He kept them all

#

Pretty sure it was a halfling

#

I'll give him a ring tomorrow to ask

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But whats important is that

#

Something seduced a dragon

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And it was either really fucking small or edgy

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Now I just wanna get back into dnd

#

Seduce more dragons for fun

wet gust
#

What type of pasta is favorable on Friday the 13th?

Fettuccini Afraid-o.

undone birch
#

huh

#

that's nice

maiden vale
#

fago- wait, that is some serious memer pasta

undone birch
#

AHAHAH

#

pasta la vista baby

last tartan
#

oh god

#

why do i see pasta jokes

vocal onyx
#

Why did cubix get sent to death via firing squad?

#

He made a fusilli mistakes

solar glen
#

what

last tartan
#

pasta joke

#

cause silly

#

and fusili

solar glen
#

Yeah but what is the fusilli part punning on?

last tartan
#

silly mistakes

#

fusilly mistakes

solar glen
#

a silly mistakes?

last tartan
#

huh

solar glen
#

huh

last tartan
#

a silly mistake then

#

wait mistakes

vocal onyx
#

A few silly mistakes

last tartan
#

//:EROR//:

vocal onyx
#

Smoothbrained

#

Welcome to the club cubix

#

But yeah, fusilli

#

Few silly

last tartan
#

oh

#

few silly

#

that makes sense

maiden vale
undone birch
maiden vale
#

bro speaks scots gaelic

solar glen
#

Somewhat ironic that orange is one of the few people not orange here

vocal onyx
#

Impasta

solar glen
#

sus

vocal onyx
#

Alright thats all the pasta jokes out of me

solar glen
maiden vale
#

rest in spaghetti never forgetti

limpid marten
#

omg guys congrats are in order i just got my first succesful extract😄 . . .

maiden vale
#

wow

#

which level

limpid marten
#

In practice mode that is 🤣 \

#

i have no clue

maiden vale
#

bruh

last tartan
#

TRAINING?

limpid marten
#

yeh

maiden vale
#

wow

limpid marten
#

im brandnew man

last tartan
#

i mean you gotta start somewhere

maiden vale
#

that's actually cuh-razy

limpid marten
#

i have no clue about nun

#

ikr

#

MLG pro over here

vocal onyx
#

Bomb rush cyberfunk is out

maiden vale
#

hm.

vocal onyx
#

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#

I cant wait to fucking get it

maiden vale
#

what

#

anyway

#

no more GTFO for me

vocal onyx
#

:(

solar glen
#

So you're just plain orange then

last tartan
maiden vale
#

wdym i retired like half a year ago

maiden vale
pseudo scaffold
#

Did you Really retire

#

Or just waiting in hopes gtfo gets good again

unique pebble
#

good day

pseudo scaffold
#

Oh shit

#

It's mod Cannie

#

Every1 scatter

unique pebble
#

porple name

#

qwq

#

i sad now

pseudo scaffold
last tartan
#

you have great power now

unique pebble
#

i just like the purple name

bleak lintel
#

And great responsibilities

last tartan
frosty imp
sturdy plaza
#

yes I know

undone birch
#

wow mayroo I already said that

#

not cool

#

you could've just scrolled 200+ messages

#

🙄

unique pebble
last tartan
#

he obviously meant scatergun

#

the funny shotgun coming in R6

#

he meant that you becoming a mod is a sign it is near

unique pebble
#

qwq

vocal onyx
#

Hell is freezing over

#

Meat

#

What did you do

last tartan
#

thats good

vocal onyx
#

No

last tartan
#

i prefer cold climates

vocal onyx
#

Cubix

#

That is bad

#

Very bad

last tartan
#

No its not

#

they are prepping a welcoming party for me

#

even set the weather to be nice

vocal onyx
#

Everyone who has ever said the day [] is the day hell freezes over has their thing come true

#

Cubix

last tartan
#

Hm

vocal onyx
#

That means every state in the god fucking world is gonna be milked for oil

#

By the US

last tartan
#

you see

vocal onyx
#

The us will destroy the us for oil

last tartan
#

in Poland we have a saying that when pigs start to fly shit goes down

#

since pigs aint flying

#

that cancels the US shit

vocal onyx
#

The day pigs fly is the day hell freezes over

#

Now we're fucked

last tartan
#

...

vocal onyx
#

Anywho

last tartan
#

why

vocal onyx
#

I'm tired

last tartan
#

Well anyway

vocal onyx
#

I might play some halo

#

Maybe I wont

last tartan
#

eat a pancake

vocal onyx
#

Sounds like a plan

hybrid aspen
tulip stag
last tartan
frosty imp
#

I don't care

wet gust
#

Periodddt^

unique pebble
#

my back

amber solar
#

pats on ur back

ebon steppe
#

owo

unique pebble
#

qwq

amber solar
amber solar
#

me is cold qwq

wet gust
#

Slendi I hope ur Wonderful Big Dawggggg

amber solar
#

im cold
is cold aa

wet gust
#

Ahhhhhh not the Colds

#

Get Warms

#

Do Burpies!!

#

Orrrrrr shake ur leg

unique pebble
#

or cover urself in 20 blankets

digital junco
#

wait it is friday

wet gust
digital junco
#

bro ever since R2 came out i stopped keeping track of the days again

wet gust
wet gust
digital junco
#

Well that’s actually not why

last tartan
#

did you start lagging irl too?

digital junco
#

I was only keeping track of days and dates because R2 was coming

#

XD

#

once it was out i had no reason to

last tartan
#

well

#

you better start counting days till R3 releases

digital junco
#

nah too busy playing R2

last tartan
#

🥖

wet gust
#

Tbh I can’t not have my next week planned in advance

#

I seem like a go with the flo guy but I need everything planned out to the hour 😅 I guess that’s my Kryptonite (Losing Track of Days)

ebon steppe
amber solar
molten flax
#

@amber solar

amber solar
#

me

storm lark
#

anyone want to join us

molten flax
amber solar
#

.t lfg

eternal saffronBOT
amber solar
#

just some advice!
always ask to not be carried and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel

molten flax
#

he is lying

wet gust
# storm lark anyone want to join us

Sup big Homie! Definitely try a LFG channel corresponding to you Area. 🙏 Slendi already posted the Group threads which is perfect to see all possible groups. Definitely Keep it Snazzy and have fun GTFOing and remember to stay Hydrated 🙏

pseudo scaffold
#

Slendi mod

amber solar
#

nuh :3

#

random mod

pseudo scaffold
#

Slendi mod

amber solar
#

nuh

ebon steppe
#

when slends mod

amber solar
#

nevers :3

ebon steppe
#

:(

amber solar
#

i dont have knowledges or capablities to b mods

ebon steppe
#

u v smart and amazings

amber solar
#

noo qwq thats u

undone birch
#

I don't think being a mod requires any knowledge?

#

Wisdom yes, but knowledge? Apart maybe knowing how to use the moderating bot?

wet gust
#

Someone spit some Snazzy Facts

dense raven
#

im gonna sign slendi up for moderation

dusk horizon
#

2 months on R4E1 playing all day every day... we're getting close to completion

undone birch
#

and wanting them to use radiowaves

frosty imp
#

Hm.

wet gust
wet gust
tardy horizon
#

hello ive been in matchhmaking for so long

last tartan
#

you are better off trying this server lfg

#

.t lfg

eternal saffronBOT
tardy horizon
#

thank you so much

#

ffs

last tartan
#

🥖

undone birch
solar glen
#

Why is it that nobody uses ingame matchmaking anyways 🤔

unique pebble
#

good question

#

maybe because

#

balls?

frosty imp
#

Hm.

solar glen
#

Wow, you sure are a comedian cat

frosty imp
#

Balls in the deep fryer

unique pebble
amber solar
solar glen
#

Should i be worried that proximity to you guys might cause me to loose braincells?

unique pebble
#

no

amber solar
#

a bit

solar glen
#

And the devs are cool with that? 🤔

frosty imp
#

You have braincells?

amber solar
unique pebble
solar glen
#

Bigger problems?

amber solar
#

yeah like, makin rundown 8 n fixin some funky bugs and stuff

#

well rn makin r6 but

#

u get it

sly shuttle
amber solar
#

auch

unique pebble
#

they still have alt 6 to do

amber solar
unique pebble
#

yes

solar glen
#

How smol is the devteam really

unique pebble
#

10 chambers

amber solar
#

10C has about, 70 80 people workin, as a whole in marketin and like all that stuff, in all the company

#

and they are divided since they have another game incoming

#

so not a lot

solar glen
#

I mean if i didn't check out this discord i would have just assumed the game is dead since matchmaking just doesn't pick up anything

unique pebble
#

thats what I thought when I first played the game too

solar glen
#

Seems weird that fixing other things for existing playerbase would take priority over making sure new players stay

amber solar
#

I mean gtfo is an old game, 4 5 years old specifically since when it first came out

#

yeah we recieve new people but the influx of veterans its still pretty big

#

plus they do like say a lot bout the discord in steam in their website, even in twt sometimes

unique pebble
#

I mean I think discord matchmaking is pretty simple tbh

solar glen
#

I mean at that point just remove ingame matchmaking facepalm

unique pebble
#

what if they want it to be a thing later?

solar glen
#

If its 5 years since launch it already is later

amber solar
wet gust
pseudo scaffold
#

balls

amber solar
#

i see a lot of korean or asian people usin mm joinin americans when i see streams or somethin

#

so maybs they r the ones just like truly usin it

unique pebble
#

very simple very easy

pseudo scaffold
#

You either deal with the normal Discord lfg

#

Or seethe and leave really

#

Some people can't handle it at all

wet gust
amber solar
#

qwq

wet gust
#

But tbh

#

I did the same lol

#

Played 10 hours when I first played then left for almost a year and came back and haven’t left since

amber solar
#

yeah i mustve played like 3 4 hours my first time on the free weekend and then when i bought it i, dropped it down a bit only to get back at it later lmao

wet gust
#

What if that’s the Secret

#

The Complex Experience lol

solar glen
#

Speaking of lfg

amber solar
#

well complexs a bitch ah KMSDKM

solar glen
#

Is there only the beginners lfg channel or am i missing something?

amber solar
#

u can activate more LFG channels in the Channels and Roles section

unique pebble
#

nah there's more

#

.t lfg

eternal saffronBOT
amber solar
#

they r just hidden from when someone joins the first time

#

u can also choose ur pronouns and ur fav melee there !

unique pebble
#

when did I get bonk role

amber solar
#

when u got bonked

wet gust
unique pebble
#

the last scout i met jumpscared me

wet gust