#general
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Ur the Demon
Ikea blahaj
IKEA.. I had no idea
Ikea blahaj
sounds like a demon
Mothers don’t let your babies play gtfooooo
heyyyy
gtfo got achievements???
there is only 4
we might be getting achieevements for R6 RERUN
they said it a while ago
did they?
that they are testing achievemnts
wow I missed out quite a lot
so yeah possibly we will get achievements either for Alt R6 or R8
I wonder their contents
like are they all gonna be
finish R1:A1 finish R1:B1 etc.
Warden shock his nuts

the desert area from the teleports
Anyone getting stuck at loading screen? "Waiting for system assets to initialize..."
steam is down
yh
oh 😄
lemme try apex
I thought it was the game
apex works
huh
yeah
Is gtfo using steam servers though?
yes
it relies on them im pretty sure
its one of the reason gtfo will never be on epic
Not seeing anything in steamstat, but downdetector shows lots of reports
isnt gtfo servers client sided?
I couldnt get into the steam app today,
but still based on steam i think
im pretty sure if you were logged out you cant log in rn
is there maintence rn?
GTFO is like p2p but peers don't even communicate correctly
well you guys have fun telling everyone that steam is down
No servers lol
Gnight
night night
oh fr? thanks for that I thought my wifi was buginn Xd
night
same lmao
thought my shit was fucked lol
somreone know how to fix the error 03?
gtfo down?
Steam servers that basically make matching (or lobby hosting) happen on GTFO, are currently down
aight boys let us know when the gtfo start working again ;??
definitely for sure 👍 it would be expected it will be fix in couple of hours or til tomorrow ;-;
давай сейчас, чините)
soon as i get home from work and start playing smh
long time no see I hope ur snazzy
is there an update channel in the discord where i can see updates about this issue
I hope everyone is as Snazzy as can be ! And that everyone stays hydrated as we Sweat with Eagerness to play
I am, thanks
Just accompanyied my gf to trainstation so sadge
It's a steam issue, not a game issue
HAHAAHAHA
ok but updates would still be nice
Glad to hear! I hope everything goes as smooth as possible 🙏
You have been reported to the councel
is there a general problem
Nah I pray to Skibidi Toilet nightly it can’t
skill issue ^^^\
so funny

🙏
Steam Problem, will resolve itself shortly
okay thanks
Yeah that's on you for not reading like 5 messages earlier
imma take a nap
why the reddit newest post is 2 months old lmao
servers back
They should be forced to use Temple OS
working now
hurrah
Wish that was my dad
wdym bro
Morning frenchie
Working
still not working dammit steam
Morning burger
he lied it is not working
Oh look it's Oybek Nabazov
working fellas
I dont think it is
???? What are you on about
Some Connection Managers are already online, some are still booting
This has nothing to do with updates lmaoo
server is still offline
Skill use
It has everything to do with updates, random guy said so so clearly, we should take it as fact
Yes true, I used my skill called brain
Saul Goodman: skill sue
HAHAAH
God changing the fate of the world so that the random guy on the internet is right
im just trying to help
Hi just trying to help, I'm Sleepo Beepo
My guess is, they wanted to try out their new achievements and forgot to tell us that we can't enter the game. So, braindead as per usual.
Hey sleepo
Ehi Ozai
How are you helping us today?
Who are you? Go back to bed
Snoozer!
Only if UMP45 orders me to.
Up
What about UMP9? 45 is currently going under oath
I dont know how to answer this question so I'll just give a thumbs up 👍
45 is cute
Im giving you a thumbs down out of five stars for your assistance
GTFO is now operational
Bug man
Tsundere, is going to pretend she doesn't like me covering her thighighs in honey
claps
any updates on the steam servers :;o
oh yippe!
now come help me do r5c2 😄
nevermind its downf or me wtf
i dont have that unlocked yet i think?? i dont remember where i left off on gtfo
You can play any level
As along as host has it unlocked
technically not even that is needed if someone else makes the lobby then quits
ohh gotcha
The Connection Manager in your region might be still booting. You can try restarting steam/game to connect to a new one.
okay, ty
ill try maybe reinstalling it?
Nah, that won't fix it
It's just waiting for a while
at the bottom?
could you take a screencap anf circle it or something im stupid lmao /gen
If it says "No connection", you have to wait. If there is anything else, you should be able to launch the game and play. If that is still not working, try restarting steam.
okay, ty. since i did reinstall gtfo before i read what you said, it'll have to wait a bit. tysm for helping >< /gen
All good. Steam has this kind of maintenance on a weekly basis. Usually it's on Tuesday but ocasionally it's on other days. Most of the time it's over pretty swiftly but sometimes it also takes some time.
Where agent Joryu Heat Action Repair man fix servers
nods nods! i will keep this in mind if there's any issues., tysm ^_^
Solace. Stop spreading propaganda.
Ozai drifts to Cannies place when alone

Also why isn't Cannie's Cat a Sticker
Need beeg

👉 👈
Ill fuckin get the image and make it one later
guys can u repair it a little bit faster? i need to go to a job
It’s not GTFO’s problem
Steam thing
1-800-not-our-problem

guess ill watch some barry and check later
I wonder, is this only for GTFO or are other Steam games having issues?
yo is anyone having problems with GTFO saying "your not connected too the internt" and it wont let me load in
yep everyone rescently trying to log in
it works for me now
it's back up
Confirmed, just tried it's back up
Praise be!

eyy is up
F I S H
yea still getting network error
mine still down
How’s everyone my G’s!!
good
Ayeeeee that’s Snazzzzzz
hahahahahah
central europe
Gaben is stuck in rundown 69 thats why this error
is possible to take down this error in 20min
sta bre downtome
downtime
i wanna play
@tulip raptor
pusi ga
@tulip raptor
@tulip raptor
@thin crane
@tulip raptor
@tulip raptor
wut
this guy trolling
god jesus how long is this gonna down server take
as an IT person
I can't get mad
I just feel bad for whoever has to stay late for this
sta ti it
and will suffer endless hours of post-mortem meetings
joj
depends where they live tho
waefjpawjkfawpfoae
well, if that would be true that would have been nice.
then i could assist solving it
Last time I had to work on an incident
bmk
I stayed at the office until 9pm
With the CTO in a meeting
I thought I was going to lose my shit
aha
I would 100%
jeeeej it be fixed

Me seeing people believe it was GTFO being fucked up but it was just steam being shit on Thursday instead of Tuesday
Dunno if I won the lottery but a friend and I were able to get in just now. :)
real
I’m losing my mind at my it job rn
I’m used to high volume fast paced high stress environments
My new job is like those manga where they retire to the country side and like drink tea as their one thing all day
can we switch?
I think I’m a recovering workaholic
You work in problem solving?
I’ve been studying all day and eating the free snacks
I’m a specialist
So probably
I think I see where you're coming from
I love the days where I have work because it's stimulating
And the days where there's nothing to do, some people like to chill/relax, but you just feel bored?
My coworker who had something else to do but he comes over and takes over my job because he believes it to be "easier" (he's the slowest at doing it though.)
OOF
It's funny today my boss was happy because I told him I finished server A (trying to stay vague)
And I was like 'no no, I finished both servers'
he was like
"OH WOA NICE"
but now i'm like mmmmm
what's left to do in the sprint?
so am just going to add unit tests and all
I know testing is important but fbfqzkjfb it's not new work
There's no real research
you test what you already know
a
b
c
d
all hail chunky
That is tachanka right?
ye
Yeah i just redownloaded siege
L
Getting back into my old teamkilling habits (i play fuze and cihunky)

been playing BG3
I been playing Remnant 2 lmao
Played my second non-Remnant 2 game for the first time since July today
And to clarify the first non-R2 game was R1
Rip
Come play
i cannot
I am watching an episode of Breaking Bad with my mom
Then I am playing new Phasmo
I love when Walt says "i'm breaking bad" and starts breaking everyone's kneecaps

My favorite part was when jessie said “bitch”
I never understood why people sell ost's
Fair point
OSTs are like other musics
They're works of art
And as such, people like to pay for art
you don't really have practical use for it
but who cares
It's fully for personnal fulfilement
makes sense
or when his doctor breaks the bad news
broooo 💀
It's Skylar white YO
So does matchmaking just straight up not work in this game or is it just that nobody uses it? 🤔
God i hate her
nobody uses it
if you're looking for people to play #lfg-beginners is a great place to start
Yeah i used it earlier cause i couldnt find a single match through the game
ah okay, hope you find someone to play with
slendi!
hehe
alsooo just some advice!
always ask to not be carried and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if you are new be sure to do the tutorial first [Training] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one
I played way back, but i did allright without redoing the tutorial haha, even got me a new colour scheme and some brand new pants
(Looking fresh af)
ah ksmdkm noice >:3
pants r cool
no >:[
pants
NO!
only the one that steels my leg
Ozai making sure they got space for their lunchbox
yes, but i hate it when he gives me 3/4 pockets
what the heck is a 3/4 pocket
a gtfo cosmetic thing
some backpacks give you pockets and 1 of them gave me 3 out 4 (4 being the max)
I dont have ocd but it triggered me
You're not making a good case for you lack of OCD
nah im the kind of guy that makes things to annoy people with ocd
but gtfo pockets
thats too far
FINE >:b only that
specifically the sharp tooth
left behind is funny but looks goofy
i only have that one :[
hihi
dustyyy :D
hi adorable sweeties
Is dusty
dust!
dusstyy
qwq so im goofy
ur candy :O
we call em lollies here is the down under
dusty tired
yea but instead of candy we call em lollies
Dusty sleep
weird
pat
dusty in service
D:<
yes >:3
ur too cute its weird
nom
nom :]
Boy's doughnut was comsummed
+10 energy
we back?
yes
How u do that?
need more energy
need more doughnut?
Need a legend on R4E1.....
you are very repetetive
?
pleease....
worst comes to worst take a bot or 2 and say that you are in progress
Ozai gives you a cup of coffee
ANYONE ELSE SEE THE STEAM ACHIVES?
I don't remember putting a donut in the jar
I broke the jar
the jar stinks, i dont :>
you were in the jar werent you?
unfortunatly
dont tell me im going back in the jar :(
NO!
I love them
how long does it take to uninstall?
epic
fuck GTFO
i will make GTFO 4.5
ikea blahaj will be a cosmetic
you can unlock by purchasing super mega collector edition 199 doller
update: garrysmod 2 crashed on bootup
i'll need to investigate this after i sleep it is currently 4AM
go to bed
I agree
I despise that I only know what that is because of a vtuber
ikea blahaj
She has a Blahaj collection
And she let her viewers name her newest Blahaj
Lawrence
Abraham
okay not these two
then what
not a lot of other names out there that are not taken you know
Night Gents! Keep it Snazzy !! Sleep is crucial and I hope you have delightful rest or a Zesty Day 
nini lemon
why :(
I love brutally getting verbally abused at work
whats up gamers
hihihi
hello hello
hoi
yayy!
i tired , i slep
nini dust
gnight
nom cuties
dies from nommed
don't put up with that king nobody deserves that
ice you dropped your crown
Randomboy42069 will be missed.
Guys I noticed that GTFO now has four achievements
Test achievements
I wonder what it takes to reach them
🤔
yea, sold my soul and now i cant have any funny numbers :(
awaaaaaa
Ahaha, welcome to the server btw
Oh yea, games so much more different than what it was
I think they changed the mf hammer model
Yes, unfortunately that is the case, but on the bright side we now how access to 2 new melee weapons
I like it more this way
It's so good to be able to play rundown 1 instead of watching markiplier play it for the 4th time
Bu hey you joined at almost the perfect time
lmao
Sooner or later we will be getting the trailer for ALT:// R6
So at least that way you'll have a place to pick up where you left off
I legit just played like, maybe one or two missions lol
Yeeeeeah I see there is an lfg beginner channel
It's more like the general lfg channel
true^
The amount of "final level" requests there is a bit wack
I have just been duoing with someone for the first stuff
I would like to learn how to solo the game
much easier to learn the game first
I definitely would imagine so
then learn to solo
You can probably solo a lot of the game, but eventually you'll reach a point where it's so difficult, and you'll also need to know about game breaking mechanics
It is possible tho
Wait im confused
I'd recommend soloing the first few a/b tiers as soloing in itself is a huge challenge
???
I sold them
I still have them for the other servers
then why not here
Removing numbers from usernames was the worst thing discord could do
Yea...rip
At least it's easier for people trying to find me
Before it was like RandomBoy42069 #3592 or something
At least my current user name is easier to remember since people just call me random
Doit
Bet B)
Change a single letter to a number every day
NO
RandomJ4r
grow em
hello everyone
i just started GTFO and downloaded it however i cant seem to find a MP match. Is it always hard to find a MP match?
noone uses the in game search, try using the LFG channels in the server to find teammates
.t lfg
Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.
If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.
thank you
alright you know what
I will actually play GTFO
damn noone exists rn
fuck me then
time to go un peu de solo
@ebon steppe come and be my sentry slave
yeah yeah it's right
but I guess "small solo (session)" is also a thing
OUIIIIII
joue avec moi. Maintenant!
I can't join you bcs work just wanted to show appreciation for your french
thank you thank you
I need to play with you more often so I can actually get some french doing done
maybe I come to paris or some other cool city to visit france and it'd be baller if Ic an actually communicate and all those years wouldn't be for nothing
years in school*
Gucufug woa
All those years PERIOD
GFs went back home so i can actually play this weekend
Everytime I read "hon" I freeze for a few seconds
Before recognizing the French laugh
hon means book in japanese
honk

also hello you 2
thats the level im doing
👍
meow
hi
hi sussy
ur sussy
get on
yikes
wdym
you want to play with me?
yikes
who'd wanna be with ME
get on
meow
Hm.
QWQ i love it sm
I'm great
I love it when I suggesst something to my lead and he's like "oh yeah good idea"
eheh
How about ya
cause they know how funny Lemmon is
i get it :3
and not just anyBOdY can get it
aww
ye
caet, random and lemon are mods?? congrats
thankies 
gotta beat the haters to it 🫶
SEV!
Hoiiiiii
CHAT RAT!
RAT CHAT!
Hm.
yea 😅
You indeed have
random meat and lemon are mods?
like i knew lemon was gonna be one
but the rest?
truly a suprise
I'd apply but I know damn well sure I aint got the responsibilities for that lmfao
hmm i doubt i could resist the ban urge
I'm ✨lazy✨
same
Wait there arnt any requirements to becoming a mod?
Like
Do you just take action against things and thats it?
Random has more efficient brain capacity than I do
🥖
You are very smart Big Dawgggg but Random is big brain too 
only sometimes
Only things I'm smart at is:
- coffee
- games
And thats it
Apart from that, I'm either the laziest mf in the world or the most enthusiastic warhammer lore you'll ever meet
Liquid cocaine
injecting methanephetamine
About as close to being the same thing than anything else could be
what is an espresso
1 cup of coffee can equivalate to 10 minutes of ultrakill
Black tar heroin
how much
an espresso is made from like 7-9 grams of ground coffee beans, under 10 bar preassure on 90 degrees celsius it is around 40~ mililiters it should be pressed out of the machine in like 15 seconds
you know you have good espresso when the foam on top is equally smooth on the entire surface and doesn't have any spots, the foam is created from the oils within the coffee beans, if you were to make coffee on boiling temperature it would evaporate with it, thats why espresso is made at around 90 degrees
flicks coin
people prefer arabica beans over robusta because of the flavor but robusta packs a punch, it has more caffeine
Random a Mod now 
yea...
HEY BURGERFLIPPER IM EXPLAINING COFFEE
I might aswell get my orange name
I like my robusta but I prefer arabica snince I'm more experimenting with different flavours than strength
In my opinion, a good cup of coffee isnt how long it keeps you up, its how long you'll remember the taste
i hate stupid shit like pumpkin spice lattes
what does that even mean
what is starbucks
how can you charge someone 15 dollars for a cup
White women made it
white women do worse
Nice
Ah . Cannie is also a mod
Orange colors
what are you're pronouns
Terraria did a colab with some coffee suppliers so imma have to try that exquisite shit
Gent/Homie/BigSlice
Really???? How have I not heard??
Yeah, its on the community page
Cringe cookies
:<
w whu random?
hmm
Hm.
?
happy birthday?
No one looks in discord announcements
qwq what KMSDKMK
i was gone two seconds how r u both mod KMSKDM
Cause 99% of the stuff there is worthless 
I mean you were gone for like the whole day for me
um
question is still up KSMDKM
Pls don't me mad qwq
I liek purple name
tbh i can believe u only did it for the purple
uuuhhh
Moderator abuse coming in
Sell your soul
don't tell the mods
hey random
but yes im doing it for purple
:>
meat just got mod cause wanted purple >:O
WHY
Slendi gets banned and muted to cover up evidence
Purple is meats favourite color
qwq
It does
no
It does
no
he gonna ban u
Meat is a fungi
It looks like a fucking pvz gloomshroom
pat
;-;
I'm sorry what
Morning big Homie Meat 🍖
a h a
pat :3
wait qwq so now if i kissy means ur gonna ban me
good morning lemon
how did this happen ksmdkm
Nah, I would never
Ban him
ah then kissie >:]
thing is
Anywho
////<
Orange > purple
dunno if I can joke about that stuff
w>
nuh uh
Probably not

But idk
I’d be safe and not, plus it will make it clear when ur being serious if you need to mention it
I'd just
and assume ur serious
.t bucket
||This is my bucket. There are many like it, but this one is mine.||
||My bucket is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.||
||My bucket, without me, is useless. Without my bucket, I am useless. I must use my bucket true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …||
||My bucket and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….||
||My bucket is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my bucket clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….||
||Before God, I swear this creed. My bucket and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.||
||So be it, until victory and there is no enemy, but peace!!||
qwq
Hm.
:D
What a Bucket
You have missed out on too much
I
well qwq
Next time we have a sesh I'll let you know
Even with just me and mal
We'll invite you for some shit
work n stuff makes it hard to do stuff
meats been betrayed qwq ozai did played warframe
Fair
Ozai played:
Yesterday
Today
Well both today
He played at like 4 am
Like a doof
meated?
gonna cry and play epic rpg bot until I get off break
i pat so u dont cry
huh wtf is happening here
We're gonna get you some more prime shit
is it tho
Prime? Crime
we never talked about poeople becoming mods
Well yeah my parents never talked about getting kids before having me
Actually pretty cringe
i never talk
i will never betray my white name…
racially motivated
ill make u ambassador
yes that sounds
White S- uhhh
You wont
Imagine doing free labour for a coloured name
Don't you dare sully Cubix's good White name with your filth
Like the gun in warframe? The one I'm trying to fucking sell to literally anyone?
Smh
skill issue
can we ban this person
too expensive
I was gonna keep the white name but
So he gets that it's both about the coloured name AND the power abuse
Orange is my favorite color

ur mom's my favourite color
id hardly call it labour
What how
yes
🤣
I can't let my hostility be too blatant 🙏
(it's false, you're alright Mayroo!!)
Anyway, now there's almost no white name in chat
so that's a progress
(She wants to murder me)
(this is not a joke, Mayroo is legitimately asking for help)
Womp womp
what
Allow me to introduce myself

Hm.





