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Hm.
mayo
Me
Mayroo
get sleep
how about yes
nah
No
Ok
Um no

dawg its the best way to make someone go to sleep
NOOOOOOO

You mean JiuJitsu
Hehehe
fair point actually
depends :3
Very bad unless life is threatened
violet hugs
r those bad?
porple hugs
im gonna strangle you while hugging
Yes Back pain is terrible 0.0
meat everything is violent if you try hard enough
DONT TRY THAT HARDD
Violence is only the answer in games or umm well the other one I won’t say
in games and in...?
Coming for a Highly talented Killer
war never changes
I love that Quote
I'm glad u got it
i wonder if humanity will ever reach a state where war happens so quietly no one even knows its going on
nope
meat even now, the only reason you know about war in ukraine are the news
without them
you would be oblivious
exactly
but also I didn't find out from the news
either way
bc media n such is like this
how did you find out then
we're always going know about war n stuff bc tragedy is most commonly posted on media
Negative
my senior year history teacher
I wouldn't know I'm not him
You follow your history teacher on social media?
I'm 4 states away from my high school
go ahead and interrogate your history teacher
no when I was still in school
According to google, said conflict started in 2014
yes and no
russia invaded ukraine in 2014, took uhh how is it called in english... crimea? and didnt go much further
and then here we are again
this time they went further
its not really talked about much anymore
Keep going
;-;
It’s because we have fake news everyone’s appointed to one side and not real
That’s why I don’t do politics
I need a clean mindset not all the white noise
Honest. Both sides are human beings loosing life over someone elses arguments.
But hamburgers are better than hotdogs
what no!
way too political bro
Ooooof
political
Ikr
He has a point
I like weiners tho
Someone had to say it the war in condimenistan is too controversial
what
I know you do
BRUH
I’m not
and yet i am still greatly confused and suprised by it
That catches me off guard
I was just talking about hot dogs its okayyy
Nun wrong with it
At the very least from us
You know we’re gonna flirt if given the opportunity
sausage
sausag
mr.president you have dementia
nuh uh
||cannie you can have my sausage||
wdym its 1984
#BALLS
gay
Baller-inos
mr gay you have dementia
Wym jokes?
i am now homophobic
great
how am i supposed to call them?
not really
thats called self hatred
sticks finger in air
pirate: "Arrrgh, here there be gays,"
you're looking pretty gay right now
come here
i will enforce my phobia upon you
do you think all sailors were gays cause they didnt want women onboard
I became a woman just to prove those bitches they have no reason to complain
||i did infact push a homeless dude under a car||
hihihi
and i was born
Flirting?
The definition of what it is?
hi dusty
hiiiii cuties
for me its jokes. sorry
OH MY GAWD WTFFFFFF
DED
i do not think the homeless dude proceeded to fuck the car and you were born from that affair
tbf i had no idea how to respond
Heheh
Just proves your lack of awareness
jsjsjsjs
think again
Maybe.
God this service sucks
No.
Hey dusty
which one exactly
Cellular?
Ofc 😅 I’ll always have a reaction
then read the bible and u will discover how effective it is at booking other people's heads

Wait you said something?
Ooop
i am not allowed to visit churches
are you perchance lgbt in poland?
i really wanted that wine ok]
nothing of interest
u a vampire?
cause they are in the same predicament
bishop was in the way
You have 3 girlfriends, thats pretty interesting
what
u don't really define other ppls intentions
Thats everywhere cube.
Damn you weren’t just drinking the saviors blood you devoured the whole churches
do they get mansions for that everywhere too?
Yes
Thats not a joke
such a rarity
i mean
you'll know once you try, the craving it is......unsustainable
Do you have a date you really like?
Theres a priest in houston who has a 20 bedroom house, butlers, a jet and a golden tower for his church
Is that true tho?? Bc I’ve had another’s blood in my mouth.. but I wasn’t hungry for more blood I was hungry for peace
yknow when jesus is reborn he will fly that jet, live in that mansion and... yeah...
aaah so you became politician
Hm.
wait what
I don't think Jesus will be reborn B)
Nope
JeSUS
I think he already has been
Its time for my villain arc
Christianity is SUSSY
Nailgunned
Grappling (Jiujitsu & Wrestling)
nah, just like, the imagery of a sailor going into an area and knowing something is ||wrong||/going on with the area
if rebirth is possible I want to change dimensions
i never heard of such arts involving opening anothers blood vessels a drinking them
maybe it would have translated better if i had the pirate say, "arrrgh these are gay infested waters"
Facts! But what if we go to Skibidi Toilet
I remember this one teen politics twitter channel asking about what people thought Jesus' gun would be, and a dude just said a nailgun
NO
Why?
please yes
I mean you could
god help us
idk what skidibi toilet is
Yeah no.
but I do be do be do
Don’t
||I wanna go to a dimension i could subject anyone who i dislike to infinite amounts of pain and loneliness||
No but from that activity I had someone else’s blood in my mouth
I don't want to be reborn into this life
Too bad.
But we can’t……
you're pretty close to it then .....except the power thing
powerless
Damn that’s kinda scary
buy one, get one free
I'll pass
eh im an atheist so I'm going to hell if Christianity is real anyway
no rebirthing for me
Ummm I can send you the YouTube vid but if you look it up there’s a series on it
if god is real i would argue with him for eternity
then go to hell
=)
he'd probably send u to hell before u could argue lol
good luck with that
thanks
i wish i could change reality so i could pretend like i put a coin into the vending machine and get free snickers or coffe
mhm
it seems straighforward - its a toilet seen by someone on some serious crack
and now we know what sorta hell awaits you
if it exists ofcourse
after all its quite plausible we will just cease to exist once our lifetime is over
Nah I think you can just keep the locks on tight
Big 10-4
I don't think it has to be brought back to life
i will thanos snap your ass back to canada
in a way it would be much better than sitting somewhere for eternity
Though the vid of that atrocity I watched of it was like 3 months ago with 3 million views
Gaw dayum
as long as its winter, im in
Lol you dislike heat ?
So you know children right? I dislike heat more than them
and that means a lot
Ahhhhhh
however it is quite reasonable
It's better to be in a cold environment and warm yourself up than it is to be in a warm or hot environment and try to cool yourself
reasonable hate
Glad to know if you come to kill me it won’t be 100% enjoyable
i can murder children
Very true
stupid, ever tried using ICE
NO
Ice just melts
sadly
And then boils
VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER
then u just suck at murder
=)
I shall repeat my questions
what day of the year
do you like the most
ur right , it is a question and the answear is YES
i wanted to say that

but yeah whats your favourite day of the year
its a very important question
please answer honestly
and quickly
Friday
any
Friday the 13th
great i get a new stalker
oh no
gogo me
for i shall bring you wonderful death on this friday
Eh, well it's in two months
any day in the year
Hello knight who says ni
you'll sink with me
Ni
damn
what
whatever that is
ahueberry
||i can even deliver you eternal peace using it||
I just want to plant it
eat them
how easy would it be
whowow
donate the blood
if they are a bit too lively they might even shatter them
**then track down the person it is given to and deliver them to the great beyond? **
good idea

upon closer inspection i think being straightforward was better
i would murder that person brutally
i think thats better
hmm
the ceiling and um the floor and um the walls
makes sense
ah the mental asylum
my condolences
Hm.
do you require help meat?
no
helping meat
have you been trapped against your will?
?
maybe
beating meat
he doesnt even know?
eating meat
his memory was wiped out
no (im being forced to say this please help)
meat
Hm.
sweet murder time
sick
none shall enter. none shall leave
I always had for some reason not associate chicken with meat for a while before
until the meat is done
I am unsure as to why
Maybe cause chicken is just chicken
And not beef, or hamborg, or hot doug, etc.
But chicken? No
i mean... i guess yeah
chicken is poultry and poultry is white meat
weird how fish meat is not meat but it is meat
there's a difference between white and red meat
racist meat
what happened to the black meat
ur chicken isn't allowed
beat it then
thats when u put it in the "ovens" for too long
you can't cook for shit
Real
You burnt that shit? You're bad
rella rella rella
ellla
Rella rella
ealla
Mozzarella
moizz
I hope u aren't talking to me
Mozzie rella
||ella i will kill your friends and then come for you||
Ok

Don't care
thats good
no i am talking to you but to your future son
dont get attached
I'm never having children
im killing children
This story here says you do
nor do I burn chicken
not without deez nuts ur not
a
if you burn alive animals you are something else
go wash your balls
you'll kill it all
deez deer do be looking at you funny
You will cause global genocide
NO
Literal human extinction even
I will be the genocide
That stink alone is nasty
well
with a chainsaw and a glock
you have time till friday
then you gotta pass it on
or risk a civil war
but atleast it wont be your concern on saturday morning
BLOOD GUTS BLOOD GUTS BRAINS BUTS VEINS BLOOD BLOD CHICKEN BLOOD BLOOD FOR ME
chicken?
i need to eat ok
do it then
I'll just lead with a hi point
mcchicken would be nice along with the offering
want it to be your last meal?
well once you become a clut leader you lose a few screws
choke on it
I will indeed be a clut leader
if thats how you wanna go
then sure
i can get you a very chokeable chicken
I did once choke on a chicken nugget
and yet you didnt die
That shit was way too fucking hot
congrats
oh and how would you be bettear than me
he wont be so lucky
I just made one
And I'm the leader
i dont believe in luck but that that missle currently travelling to your location
a cult or a chicken
YAY CHILDREN WILL DIE
Clut
cya in like 70 years
yes it is not your decision to make
and worst time 1 month
it was never yours to makie
haha loser baby
litearlly baby
yes you are
me to a child
you will be you for like 3 more days
it is only right for me to be right
and for a fool like you to be wrong
since ur not me
Man im done
JeSUS
i am right and youre the only fool left
🔺🔻📐
dont get politics into this

👍 👆 ✊ 👏 🫵 🫰 👍 🫲 🫳 👌
ah yes
lack of oxygen commonly causes blindness
it might also be a result of smoking
did you choke already?
guess that cancels the friday meeting
🥖
this was quite entertaining tbf
i gotta do this more often

Hello there
howdy! General Kenobi!
How are you doing?
i am doing good! had a girl's noght out yesterday that was a blast and have a family dinner tonight
feelin jazzed
Nice
how about you Mayroo?
epik
heyo Meat! how u doin?
Sounds like fun
Im flying out soon
I haven't done much
Do more
Indeed]
Games?
I am ok, feelin a bit sleepy, im glad to see u are doing good
nice! flying out where?
thats alright! keeping things low key can be great too! (:
Home
thank you! i hope you get to shake off bein sleepy for being oroductive and you also get some Grade A naps in too (:
hell ya!!! how long were you away?
meow

A week
just enough time to miss it?
damn, i hope you travel safe!
Me too
when do you think you will get to make it out to this destination again?
Another funeral
yes. being productive. yes.
That's not very productive
i am sure it will be a very productive nap :3
napping productively
Naps are essential
naps are the key to all of this
Yall are actually getting sleep?
no

i’ve gotten like 3 hours the last few nights
Because I’m getting up early to babysit and going to sleep late because, yeah

Addicted? nah
Still trying to get the corrupted loadout for the dataminer content
I’m close tho
Just need Fords Scattergun and a few more levels in Explorer and Invader
Then i go to the backrooms
can you not kick people from your voice channel
orange colored skies
ah, yes, the Nam experience
Есть кто на r1b1
Bro are you dense
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ectb kto ha ribi
I think discord inc should have strategically placed snipers all around the globe
Huh
PFFFFFFT
I did not know those existed, I cannot see them 😀
Facts
🐓
Gock
I giggled when you guys said that
thats a chicken burgerflipper
It works
Hmmmmm
we cant talk about gun firing mechanisms because of the autofilter
True
But I appreciate that! Tbh weapons are art but their intentions are diverse (based off those holding )
I’m not to big but I find satisfaction cleaning my Airsoft collection and taking it apart and rebuilding it , to me it’s ART (the craftsmanship)
I find it morbid
i love guns, guns do things, people do things with the guns, love it
It's not like we can pretend it's anything else than a tool to inflict harm
At least with knives you can cook
you can use guns to protect yourself from harm
like imagine a bear attacking you
what are you going to do about a bear
dont you watch joe rogan? a bear will kill you in 1 hit
one shot critical
You're way more at risk of hurting yourself (accidentally or willingly) with your gun, than actually defending yourself
Especially like a bear
Unless you live like in the woods
The scale of American forest is so impressive compared to European ones
The cheer size of virgin territory
yeah but guns are the continueation of bow and arrow
and people used bow and arrow to hunt
and so you can use a gun to hunt too
but you could also kill another man with bow and arrow
you need guns when 15 to 30 wild boars attack your homestead at night
fucking wild boards be like: ruin your shit and leave, have a nice day, insert derogatory slur here
okay so nowadays especially in america people got all these guns and they are also super mentally ill, because first world countries make people mentally ill, and so there is a lot of gun violence because people are mentally ill
at the same time if people were normal having guns would be great, protect yourself and your family, your property, and against a tyrant government
thats the second ammendment
i think
L
I'm pretty sure that's what makes them uncool
Gun go pew pew kids go thump
:(
issue of mental illness in america not guns
only mentally ill people do that
Mental illness doesn't make me shoot people
I understand guns are harmful but I try to look at the positives!
So I appreciate the craftsmanship of weapons
mentally ill people shoot other people for whatever reason they up with
normal people don't
Even swords
Using mental illness is both harmful to mentally ill people and ignoring the fact some people are in complete control of their actions and are just evil
reloads my shotgun with religious intent
It's a no true Scotsman fallacy
i really like the benelli over/under double barreled shotguns they are super sexy
Oh gawd
plays Benelli M4 scene in John wick
i think psychopathy is also a mental illness
im not an expert on that field
Shut the fuck up oh my fucking god, evil people aren't all psychopath
no, you shut the fuck up oh my fucking god
They are goblins
Stop putting every fucking thing onto mental illness
okay, i'll extend my statement to "mentally ill and evil people"
oh wait a second you are right
Everyone I don't like is mentally ill is not the fucking take you think it is
i am mentally ill
While I can agree to stop but mental states exist. Doesn't mean they are illnesses
the term mental illness exists must mean there are some mental states that are illnesses
so they refere to them as
Tbf I know Stable people that train martial arts just to inflict harm onto others . I don’t think 100% of all person on person action is from ill people.
Some people just suck
that is true
probably people with autisem have mental illness
?
Me when the ADHD makes me go pew pew
Lmaooooo ummmm my G
LMAO
?
Your on point
I'm not sure what the point even was
i don't think ADHD makes people shoot others
He was only starting the obvious,

Usually the gun makes people shoot others
isnt that what they were talking about?
Lmaooooo
Statistically true
Usually.
There have been instances of people being shot with a bow even in modern times
without guns people would bow and arrow each other
without bow and arrow people would stab each other
Whoah
without stabby stabby they would engage in fisticuffs
Birmingham
I’m dumb
Which would be wayz better than one tapping a whole class
That implies that knife crimes only occur due to not having bows avaliable
I'm sorry I'm Asian. My parents already threaten me psychologically
Methink a tactical mcnuke doesn't kill people, people kill people
Especially when comparing me to my successful cousin
Oof
why does this conversation always have to come down to school shootings
Tbf we made the Nuke and not for gardening
Why would convo about gun come down to most blaring issues about gun
I wonder
Gee
"if you ignore the most blatant problem, what's the problem?"
I was lied to
I thought the nuke was to keep banana fresh
Ummmmm wut … who told you …
Jeeezus Christ
JIZZUS
i dont think a conversation about gun control on a GTFO Discord server will yield any results I see you already made your mind on this
Yeah
I'm not here to change my view, I'm here to state talks about gun have good reason to make some people inconfortable
And when i say gun I would mean weapon in general
Some people have great reason to find it morbid
This is where I disappear 🍋
?
I like you random but it would seem you have bad contextual awareness glxtxkkxfk I don't blame you for not reading the last 200 messages
10cc gun control: You're only allowed to use rundown specific weapons and no weapon customization
yea sorry i just finished having breakfast

still trying to understand this
Maybe the sleepers would deescalate violence if we were unarmed.....
Bananas contain a very small amount of radiation or some shit iirc
Some like. If you ate 40k bananas in an insta. you COULD die of radiation poisoning
Prisoners are always Armed. THESE HANDS
You mean you can't see Hackett Korean Backdashing outta licks/ punches and then comboing a striker to death?
Femboy Hackett
Is that a Russian badger reference?
yes
Nice
hi
Hoi
i have smoothie
What kind
:D
Guys, do most people use ingame matchmaking or discord invites?
discord invites
in game matchmaking is dead
really...
yesa
It never lived
yes
yes
yes
well most people probably already have people to play with
aghagahgahgah
good luck have fun
i've only done like 2 levels of r3 so idk what all r3 has
but um
kill lots of sleepers and dont let the scouts touch u
goodluckgoodluckgoodluck
"The illuminate"
balls


:idkijustwantedmycat:
no nitro moment
yea man
hmm
bread
bred

lil fella looks ready to fight the world
hmmmm
1v1 God
good for him

I take another nap
I was productive
I paid bills
and got smoothie
now time for another nap
epic

ebic
same
sneak pats slendi
epic
:]

u all v adoravle

both
give
Anyone wanna join me ^
do you know about the LFG channels?
does your mom know
no
does ur lfg know
no
i was crazy once
i was hewwy once

C:
I was alive once
can someone invite me to a funny server?
which one?
any funny server
hmm
is this a server for a bad game?
its a good server for cuites
cuites
pats
qwq
pats u both
kiss the slendi
📸
///-///
dies the death
kiss u back
owo?
:0
//>

v>



no cause i need to buy it
slendi probably means the subscripsion for geforece
my gtfo plushie coming in thursday
PLUSHIE?
THERE IS PLUSHIES?
theres only one so far but yee
I NEED
yayy :]
anyone play?
.t lfg
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u can find funky lobbies in those channels
just some advice
always ask to not be carried and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if you are new be sure to do the tutorial first [Training] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one
slendi being an unofficial mod
ill die now
Slwendi for server owner when
hawwy for official pat boi

pat pat :3

🇺🇸
i thought they banned it
im pretty sure there is a server log section where mods can see deleted shit and a lot more

people still use it
especially for moderation
idk about now
hm
since discord itself seems to have adopted some features
cause discord official said it goes against their ToS
technically yes it is. doesn't stop it from being used though
I say that because at least back then. better discord was needed to see audit logs to see deleted text
there is bots for that
I haven't looked deeply into the newer discord updates
I'm not a bot expert either but I can imagine they can do stuff like that
Moderation bots and etc
👍?
I like eating rocks
nommy C:









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