general

[unique pebble]

I still have ptsd

[robust warren]

Yeah we’re takin lightning there

[unique pebble]

who

oh

[wet gust]

Gtg gents an opportunity for learning has revealed itself stay Snazzy and Hydrated

[signal parcel]

WHAT IS A BIRTHER

[wet gust]

Learn when you get their don’t spoil

[signal parcel]

this sounds terrifying.

[robust warren]

DW ABOUT IT

[wet gust]

disapears 🍋

[sweet panther]

something that gives birth\

dont worry i havent fought one as well

[signal parcel]

o….

[robust warren]

Yep

[sweet panther]

and i dont want to

[robust warren]

Hey bud, you’ll have a great time

[signal parcel]

I haven’t done A levels as I went straight to C with people

[robust warren]

I only gave my bf major trauma from it

[sweet panther]

BRU

[robust warren]

You fucked up

[signal parcel]

It was great fr fr

[sweet panther]

he didnt

its a genius move

[robust warren]

Do you know how to play??

[signal parcel]

Yes

[robust warren]

Alright then

[sweet panther]

"if we screw up its never my fault"

[signal parcel]

I learned a bit yeah

[sweet panther]

"cause im too new"

[robust warren]

Time for the deep end

[signal parcel]

we did pretty good

beat some levels

[vocal sequoia]

Woudlnt that make it almost entirely his fault because hes so new /s

[signal parcel]

died….alot

[robust warren]

You’d better do a backflip off the diving board

Because this level is hell

[signal parcel]

Some German dude straight up helped us so much

we did well he was giving tips

[sweet panther]

exactly

we're playing checkers while hes playing 5d chess with multiverse time travel

[signal parcel]

I had no clue had sleepers worked and scouts and melee etc

I do now but like god if it gets worse…

[robust warren]

So much worse

[sweet panther]

it will

[robust warren]

You’ll have a great time with us

Just

Dont spoil anything else

Stay in the dark

And enjoy yourself

[signal parcel]

this game is like a mix of l4D and I forgot the other one

That german dude was like a war veteran the way he helped us like I was surprised

even though someone on our team accidentally opened an alarm door

and we died

[foggy scroll]

anybody here experiencing server issues?

[signal parcel]

I’m not on rn so Idk

[robust warren]

Ask the nerds in #gtfo-chat

[foggy scroll]

thanks!

[signal parcel]

I remember the first time the jiggly boys wiggled I was like ew

had no clue they detected you that way

[robust warren]

The who did the what now?

[signal parcel]

the sleepers

[robust warren]

Ahh

[signal parcel]

They be highly

Jiggly

[robust warren]

Pulse

[signal parcel]

yeah

[robust warren]

Or throb

Depending

[signal parcel]

stealth is easier than I thought

For now

[robust warren]

Yep

It gets a bit harder later on

[signal parcel]

I used every melee weapon except the spear

[robust warren]

Alright

[chrome current]

Yeah sometimes it's nice to play smth super chill that you don't have to try hard ahah 😅

[unique pebble]

I disagree

[chrome current]

you like pain I see ahah

[unique pebble]

if it doesn't make me cry bc of how hard it is I don't wanna play it

[chrome current]

I have just the game for you 😌

League

[unique pebble]

I'm never touching league.

[last tartan]

League of Losers?

[chrome current]

But it will make you cry 😌

[chrome current]

Correct

[unique pebble]

going against sweaty incels doesn't make me cry

[chrome current]

Fair point

[wet gust]

Facts but my easy games are like Black ops 3 zombies or Destiny 2 … OH WAIT FALL GUYS (but I’m normally under the influence playing that )

[chrome current]

Omg playing fall guys under the influence must be amazing ahah

[wet gust]

Don’t get addicted my G

[chrome current]

Should try it with human fall flat 🤔

[wet gust]

It made for amazing clips that’s for sure

[unique pebble]

ok so

I hate fall guys

[wet gust]

No it was so hard and bad

[unique pebble]

bc of how annoying those fucking beans are

[wet gust]

WHYYYYYY

[chrome current]

human fall flat? ahah I love that game

[wet gust]

BUT THEY CUTE THO

[unique pebble]

they are not

they are beans

[vocal onyx]

Make sure to park your cars in your garages people

[chrome current]

The beans would be sad if they saw this chat

[unique pebble]

human fall flat fun game

[last tartan]

**i like watching them stumble into a fiery pit of failure **

[vocal onyx]

(I will steal your catalytic converters)

[unique pebble]

good.

[chrome current]

Yessss thank you

I love it

[last tartan]

jokes on you i dont have a car

[chrome current]

Same ahah

[wet gust]

Scarlet

[unique pebble]

I don't have enough money to have that

[vocal onyx]

Say goodbye to your liver then cubix

[last tartan]

jokes on you

i dont have a liver

=)

[unique pebble]

lemon

[vocal onyx]

Because I just stole it

[wet gust]

Yus

[last tartan]

negative

[vocal onyx]

Positive

[last tartan]

its been missing for exactly

126 days

[vocal onyx]

a minute

[last tartan]

no

[vocal onyx]

Yes

[wet gust]

I hope your snazzy my G

[last tartan]

you stole someoens else liver

it wasnt mine

[vocal onyx]

No its definitely yours

It has your name written on it

[last tartan]

okay manic

lets make sure we are on the same page

[wet gust]

They cute 😊

[unique pebble]

nuh uh

[last tartan]

if i made someone give away their liver by threatening to kill their family

[unique pebble]

like

[last tartan]

and they did it

[wet gust]

Uh huh

[last tartan]

its still their liver

just in my body

[vocal onyx]

Meat do I have cubix's liver

Yes or no

[vocal sequoia]

what

[unique pebble]

I legitimately want to strangle them they're so annoying

[wet gust]

No

[vocal onyx]

Fuck

[vocal sequoia]

guys you know the rules

no trading livers

[vocal onyx]

FUCK

[vocal sequoia]

except on saturdays

[last tartan]

is it saturday

?

[vocal onyx]

(nevermind)

[wet gust]

Dear gawd … I’ll keep you away from the Beans

[vocal sequoia]

i shoulda said friday

[vocal onyx]

I'll keep it in the freezer till saturday then

[last tartan]

mr Bean cries

[unique pebble]

or maybe just like have them not exist in the first place

[vocal sequoia]

[vocal onyx]

Anywho

[wet gust]

Scarlet don’t be rude, agree to disagree but don’t be mean to the bean

[vocal onyx]

Park your cars safely (or I will steal your catalytic converters and sell the platinum)

[unique pebble]

I hate bean >:(

[last tartan]

have you ever eaten beans

[unique pebble]

huge waste of money

[vocal onyx]

Wdym

I'll make so much money

[last tartan]

just sell the whole thing

[wet gust]

Check DMS

[last tartan]

not just platinum

[vocal onyx]

Nah nah people wont buy a whole cat

[unique pebble]

I have, I don't really like food beans either

[vocal onyx]

Just the plat

[vocal sequoia]

why would you sell the platinum

when you could make it into a pickaxe

[last tartan]

i see

[vocal sequoia]

and mine meteorite

[last tartan]

and go shoot a wall

oh wat

first drown an idiot in lava

[vocal onyx]

True true

[last tartan]

then shoot a wall

[vocal onyx]

Then I could go mine hellstone

[wet gust]

Guys Scarlet does not like Beans it’s confirmed

[vocal sequoia]

well you gotta beat the eater or brain first

[vocal onyx]

Feck

Forgot about them

[vocal sequoia]

but meteorite armour is pretty good for that if youre going mage

and the bullets are good for ranger

idk bout summoner and melee

[vocal onyx]

Meteorite is more mage/ranger focused

Hellstone is for melee

[last tartan]

what about eater of brains?

[vocal onyx]

Summoner idk

[last tartan]

the secret boss

of a not existing game

[vocal sequoia]

hellstone is for everything tbf, but the armour is defo melee

[vocal onyx]

Cant wait until cross save is made for terraria, then I can copy my xbox world to pc and install calamity

And be funny 😎

[vocal sequoia]

oh yeah that reminds me that tmod loader is 1.4.4 now

maybe i should play terraria

[vocal onyx]

Deadass?

Shit they're spoiling us early this year

[vocal sequoia]

the deadest

[vocal onyx]

I havent played terraria in ages so I have no idea whats new past the journeys end update

[vocal sequoia]

Calamity has also already been ported

[last tartan]

i sadly lost my old chacarter to switching laptops

and have not played terraria ever since

[vocal onyx]

My old laptop went kablewey (literally) and I lost all my data

[vocal sequoia]

damn

[vocal sequoia]

thats fair

[vocal onyx]

Please dont ask how a laptop exploded

[unique pebble]

I just remembered the dream I had last night

first dream i have had in a long time

[vocal onyx]

Was it

About cats

[unique pebble]

no, that wouldn't be a dream, that would be paradise

[vocal onyx]

Fair

TAKE HIM TO INSTANBULL

[last tartan]

they do that

[vocal onyx]

(there are many felines there)

[last tartan]

take him to uhhhh

[vocal onyx]

They do indeed do that

[vocal sequoia]

was it Samsung? /s

[vocal onyx]

No

Dell

Actually wait

No

That was the one before

It was an acer

The dell one actually lasted

[unique pebble]

the dream was about me moving to Wisconsin but instead of it being normal and modern, it was a post-apocalyptic and Wisconsin was literally all snow

thats all I remember

[last tartan]

wtf is Wisconsin

[wet gust]

Sounds like a off brand Ohio

[unique pebble]

a state in the us

[unique pebble]

Ohio doesn't exist

[last tartan]

dont remember that from school

[vocal onyx]

So

Basically

[wet gust]

[last tartan]

but after all you have a lot of states

[vocal onyx]

Your dream was metro exodus

[wet gust]

Facts

[last tartan]

except metro happens in moscow

[wet gust]

I can’t wait for Stalker 2

[unique pebble]

exactomundo

metro exodus was so fun

[wet gust]

Which imo is a normal port of Into the Radius (VR Game)

[vocal onyx]

ItR is fun

I was playing it the other day

[wet gust]

Very I never beat it tho

[vocal onyx]

But god fucking damn the gun I was supplied looked like it was dunked in a bucket of tar

[wet gust]

Have they updated it since release? Like anything crazy

[wet gust]

Lmaooooo

[vocal onyx]

Dunno, only started a few days ago

[wet gust]

Ohhhhh gotchaaaa you enjoying it??? It’s really fun

[vocal onyx]

Yeah, games pretty damn good

[vocal sequoia]

Exodus is fun but its the only metro ive never beaten more than once

[vocal onyx]

I got softlocked at the desert so I just dropped it lmao

[unique pebble]

exodus is a great band

yes glad u agree

[robust warren]

SOY

TF

[vocal sequoia]

can i help you?

[wet gust]

Ooop

[robust warren]

Yes, i need dak to reappear from the place you store him

[wet gust]

Tbh I only beat the first one

[robust warren]

I know you keep the dak clones stashed

But i need one

[vocal sequoia]

well you gotta ask nicely first

[robust warren]

I can ask with money too

[wet gust]

Lmaooooo

[vocal sequoia]

no that would be bribery

[robust warren]

But i dont have any of that

[robust warren]

I never said it wasnt

[wet gust]

Ooof

[robust warren]

Can i please have a dak clone

[vocal sequoia]

well bribery is against the rules

[robust warren]

Is it?

Lemmie check the rules rq

[vocal sequoia]

Hey guys its me

Dak Clone

i heard i was needed

[wet gust]

Oooof

aborts mission

[robust warren]

I checked this and it is untrue

[vocal sequoia]

show me

[robust warren]

Why did i get bootleg dak

Not even dak clone

This is chinese knockoff x brand dak

[vocal sequoia]

i do the best i can with what i got

and i aint got dak

[robust warren]

Ive got a better one for you

[vocal onyx]

Nowhere in the rules does it say I cant plant 30 poison ivy seeds around ozais house

[robust warren]

I have a screenshot of his pfp as an emoji in my server

So i have the screenshot itself

[vocal sequoia]

very true

[vocal sequoia]

thats nice

[unique pebble]

nothing in the rules says i can't nuke ur mom

[robust warren]

Nowhere in the rules does it say my 2’d amendment is invalid if you are outside my house

[vocal sequoia]

Average american response

[robust warren]

I live in texas.

You expect different?

[vocal sequoia]

no

[vocal onyx]

How you gonna shoot me when you're not even at home?

Mf got a tf|2 smart pistol

[robust warren]

Nahh

A family friend over here has a railgun

[vocal onyx]

Wack

[robust warren]

It is

Feds showed up last time he shot it

But if i get the angle right, theoretically i could use it as artillery to hit you with the projectile

[vocal onyx]

Aimbot

[unique pebble]

bucket

.t bucket

[eternal saffron]

||This is my bucket. There are many like it, but this one is mine.||
||My bucket is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.||
||My bucket, without me, is useless. Without my bucket, I am useless. I must use my bucket true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …||
||My bucket and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….||
||My bucket is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my bucket clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….||
||Before God, I swear this creed. My bucket and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.||
||So be it, until victory and there is no enemy, but peace!!||

||https://i.imgur.com/LX0YKiG.png||

[robust warren]

I will need aimbot

[unique pebble]

bucket

can I be a bucket

[vocal sequoia]

no ones gonna stop you

[robust warren]

I might

[unique pebble]

ozai would u still love me if I was a bucket

[robust warren]

We arent doing this

The bit is over

[unique pebble]

lmaoo

I'm sorry

[robust warren]

I need a fuckin cigarette

[unique pebble]

I

I'm sorry

[vocal sequoia]

Dont you know smoking kills

[vocal onyx]

Quick cannie ask him his favorite color

Do it for the vine

[robust warren]

God i hope so

[unique pebble]

;-;

no

[robust warren]

Im kidding cannie

The joke is i died years ago

[vocal onyx]

Im gonna piss off the ATF

[robust warren]

Australia has an atf?

[vocal onyx]

I'm gonna use two screws and turn my pistol into a felony

[vocal onyx]

If it did then we'd have civvies carrying guns now wouldnt we

[robust warren]

I mean

[tulip stag]

I conceal and carry

[robust warren]

Legal guns maybe not

[vocal onyx]

Oh absolutely illegal

[robust warren]

I conceal my feelings and carry my head high

[vocal onyx]

You cant carry in aus

You can own

[tulip stag]

real

[tulip stag]

L

[vocal onyx]

But god fucking damn the police search your house and find a gun

Even if you did nothing, they find it, you're fucked either way

Gun laws here are fucking wacky

Like

[tulip stag]

No government will take my gun away

[vocal onyx]

I just wanna own a fucking model 29

[tulip stag]

AMERICA 🇺🇸 🦅🎆

[robust warren]

Hey manic

Guess what

I can

‘MURICA

FUCK YEAH

[vocal onyx]

Fuck you >:(

[tulip stag]

L + ratio + 2nd Amendment

[robust warren]

COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MF DAY YEAH

[vocal onyx]

Okay then

I'm gonna use something called

the metric system

[robust warren]

Im gonna use something called bullet trajectory to destroy your arguement

[vocal onyx]

Too bad you cant calculate kilometers

[robust warren]

I dont need to, i can measure the inch diameter hole in your noggin instead

[vocal onyx]

You still need to shoot like

20k miles away

[robust warren]

Basically strait up off the coast of cali, which is a while other issue

[unique pebble]

HOLY SHIT

NEW INGESTED MERCH

[robust warren]

What

[tulip stag]

too bad you can’t calculate in BALD EAGLES! RAHHHHHH 🦅

[robust warren]

I can

12

[vocal onyx]

Im gonna ruin your day

[robust warren]

Thats the current population

[vocal onyx]

Fun fact: the eagle screech you hear everywhere in america is actually a hawk

[tulip stag]

No 2nd Amendment

[unique pebble]

new merxh drop for a band I like and it's so cool

[robust warren]

Dm it to me

[vocal onyx]

Cant argue with that

[robust warren]

Metric’d

[vocal onyx]

Me sad with no model 29

Or AKM

[robust warren]

Or freedom

[tulip stag]

Imagine no .50 cal pistol

[robust warren]

I cant

Texas baybee

[tulip stag]

LMAO

[vocal onyx]

One day I'll get a gun license and buy a model 29 at cleaver firearms

[tulip stag]

But can’t conceal and carry

[vocal onyx]

I mean

Its called conceal carry for a reason

Noones meant to know you have a gun

You see where Im going with this?

Its not illegal if they dont know

[unique pebble]

my data is faster than my wifi.

[tulip stag]

[vocal onyx]

Turns out cleaver firearms dont just have deagles, they also have

beeg revolver

.45lc BFR revolver

Can take a .410 gauge

[robust warren]

Not 500s?

You got the fuckin judge there?

[vocal onyx]

We might

We have the taurus

We have the judge

[robust warren]

Man named a brand like it was a type of gun

[vocal onyx]

They're variants

You obviously know this

Goofball

[robust warren]

Taurus is a brand

[vocal onyx]

It is too

Just realizing that now

But yes

We have the big-fucking-revolver

Surprisingly enough

[robust warren]

There is no “too”

Hey

Dak

Buddy

I need you for a minute

[vocal onyx]

Theres even a dedicated section for bubba'd guns

[robust warren]

Like what

[vocal onyx]

I'll send you the link

[wet gust]

Your all awesome

Thank you

[neat solstice]

Okay so like

When does the escort mission happen in gtfo where you escort the fuck out of the complex

[stiff patrol]

the warden's honest reaction:

[wet gust]

^ facts

[wet gust]

When you find it lmk my G so I can know the direction not to go

[neat solstice]

I mean it’s called “get the fuck out” so it’s literally in the name to get the so called fuck out of the complex, right?

[last tartan]

i mean

even if we get out

there is like… nothing to do

humanity is pretty much gone

our characters most likely already have NAM-V

and if they dont they will most likely get it very quickly cause these GAS MASKS DO SHIT

[neat solstice]

No no

Like we need to escort the object/person called “fuck” out of the complex

When does that happen

[last tartan]

Schafer can be fuck

henrikson is cool

so yeah

and im 90% sure henrikson will kill shafer

[last tartan]

🥖

[robust warren]

Spoilers

[last tartan]

thats not spoilers

It didnt happen yet

=)

[raven palm]

thats a just a theory

A Gaaaame Theory

[wet gust]

WHEAT

HOI

[robust warren]

Hey wheats alive

[wet gust]

LONG TIME NO SEE

[raven palm]

Lemoh!

Ozeeeee

[last tartan]

STFU

Also hi wheat

[robust warren]

The Wizard is tired

[raven palm]

howdy!

[wet gust]

I hope you have been snazzy and Productive! And above all I hope you are living life to the fullest like you always do

[last tartan]

are you da wizard?

[robust warren]

Yes

[last tartan]

understandable

no poker today

[raven palm]

if that what you are calling yourself these days?
buh, why?

[last tartan]

he is a wizard harry wheat

[robust warren]

Oz

[raven palm]

hell ya! thank you Lemon! i hope you are Snazzin out sun up and sun down and relaxin after all the work you put in! keep up the fantastic job!

[raven palm]

nice

DayStar Wizard!

[robust warren]

Dunno how nice is the response but sure

[proper shadow]

Rundown 7 E1 so hard

[last tartan]

its E1 after all

and everyone hates that level

[proper shadow]

Yep

[raven palm]

@robust warren Relevant
https://youtu.be/_bs2X_u96OA

[robust warren]

What the fuck did i just watch

[proper shadow]

It's literally on the name CHAOS

[raven palm]

i like that level

[last tartan]

wheat

remind me to execute you next time we play together

=)

[robust warren]

Cube

[last tartan]

circle

[raven palm]

internet history mon frair

[robust warren]

Remind me to get the squad to leave you for dead when you start the next level with someone

[raven palm]

okay :3

[last tartan]

will do!

🥖

[pseudo scaffold]

maddox will come back as a sentient sleeper and Kill schaeffer

and then Henricksson will kill Maddox

[last tartan]

or maybe

maddox was the thing shafer saw

and killed

[stiff patrol]

I miss unit 22

o7 lord of the rings wannabe guy

🫡

[stiff patrol]

Heya lemon!

[noble minnow]

meow

[pseudo scaffold]

r6 > r7 mismatched timeline be like

[unique pebble]

mmmh

[stiff patrol]

Gtfo time paradox explained

(All caps and with a clickbait thumbnail)

[last tartan]

Uhhh

GAME THEORY - GTFO TIMELINES EXPLAINED (MADDOX AND HENRIKSON POG?!?!?!!!!!!?!)

[stiff patrol]

CALLING SCHAFFER AT THREE A.M.?!?! (GOT SCREAMED AT)

[last tartan]

ENDED LIKE MADDOX (AND LIKED IT UWU)

||i feel wrong||

[stiff patrol]

That fits perfectly 😭

[last tartan]

🥖

baguette lore in gtfo

when da baguette update

or atleast

a frog update

[stiff patrol]

Petition to replace the spear with a baguette

[last tartan]

would work better

atleast it would get style points

[stiff patrol]

Sleepers would die of french

[last tartan]

oui

tbh french translation of this game is great

PDW in french takes up like 1/8 of the screen

[stiff patrol]

Are you french

Why would you play in french otherwise

I am stupid.

[robust warren]

No you arent

He is

[raven palm]

relatable

[robust warren]

Hes polish

[last tartan]

Uhm funny moments

witha buddy

[robust warren]

And plays in francis

[last tartan]

i checked out the polish translation

and thought

lets see some others too

[last tartan]

its funny ok?

[last tartan]

that would be a great vid clickbat thumbnail

[stiff patrol]

Too relatable.

[last tartan]

🥖

when frog propellers

[unique pebble]

death

[pseudo scaffold]

[unique pebble]

[pseudo scaffold]

[wet gust]

Thanks my G!! I do my best 🙏 thank you for the lookout I appreciate it

[unique pebble]

[wet gust]

What’s a good horror game my G’s I need to find a way to scream

[stiff patrol]

Hmmm

[unique pebble]

outlast trials

[stiff patrol]

What about that ghost game

[vocal sequoia]

penumbra

[stiff patrol]

Phasmaphobia

[raven palm]

Amnesia, the Dark Descent is a classic

[unique pebble]

phasmaphobia ain't too scary

[unique pebble]

truly

[raven palm]

the people i played with were too good at it, it was clinical

[unique pebble]

amnesia: the bunker

[wet gust]

Good one!!!! Sadly I beat it on day one which I should of took my time but it was too good ! (And short but good)

[stiff patrol]

Phasmaphobia needs knowledge

[wet gust]

Oh wait ^

The Bunker is the one I beat day one

[gusty nimbus]

i just found out about this game, it looks insane, also what is a "rundown", i read rules and no idea what that is

[wet gust]

Not the dark decent

[unique pebble]

yeh but it ain't scary, although lemon would probably still scream

[wet gust]

Good choice but it doesn’t umm scare me just makes me insult them lol

[unique pebble]

u have played?

[wet gust]

I would I’ve seen gameplay of the game but it seems like I’d need homies

[raven palm]

ohh then Dark Descent is the one thats like 10 years old, and it is very good! def sent me up the wall immediately

[stiff patrol]

Oh steam has visual novel discounts this few days

I am going to buy danganronpa’s

[unique pebble]

I recently got outlast trials and I've been getting jumpscared like crazy

[wet gust]

Not necessarily I watch my favorite streamer complete it

[unique pebble]

epikk

[unique pebble]

ah I see

idk they have a lot of jumpscare moments

and I've only played the first level

[stiff patrol]

I havent played any scary games nowadays

[raven palm]

i heard the system is kinda clunky, but the story bits are cool

[wet gust]

Tbh that’s a great suggestion but umm idk why I don’t see myself playing it , it’s a great game but it doesn’t pop to me

[stiff patrol]

Why have I just realised you have a kobayashi pfp

I love dragon maid

[wet gust]

The games I had in mind were Resident Evil 4 (Remake)
Dead Space (Remake)

But I already beat them many times even once each in the past two years so it won’t make me scream since I’m still fresh in memory

[unique pebble]

dead space 2

alien isolation

prey

[thick haven]

heisenburger

[unique pebble]

heisenburger

[wet gust]

Well ofc I didn’t complete the remakes but the OGs but still I’m not much came from the remakes other than graphics

[wet gust]

OH

is pray good???

Never played it

[unique pebble]

I loved it bro

like genuinely it was an amazing game

[raven palm]

Kobayashi is my hero

[wet gust]

If I return to this game I will piss myself

[stiff patrol]

Kobayashi is too relatable

TOO relatable.

[neat solstice]

piss moment

[wet gust]

I might imma look into it actually

[unique pebble]

u should

[raven palm]

not relatable enough, she is such a good partner and adoptive mom, i want to be her when i grow up

[stiff patrol]

Life goals frr

[wet gust]

moist

[wet gust]

Facts

[stiff patrol]

I am going to be like fafnir

Emotionless plays games 24/7

But I need a gaming buddy for that

Like makoto

[wet gust]

I’ve never completed little nightmares tbh is that super scary?? I bought both one and 2 because they looked cute in between but I only played 30 min

[stiff patrol]

I dont find little nighmares THAT scary

[unique pebble]

I think little nightmares is just more for creepy atmosphere

[stiff patrol]

Eerie

[unique pebble]

rather than spooky scary

[stiff patrol]

More like

Yeah

[wet gust]

Gotcha not screaming and dreaming horror

Makes sense

[amber solar]

absolute smol nightmares

[unique pebble]

slendi

[amber solar]

lil nightmares 2 god

based

epic

incredible

hai meat

amazin

[wet gust]

True and Hoi Slendi

[amber solar]

hai lemon

[unique pebble]

[amber solar]

play little nightmares 2 is cool

i played it

i scared

[stiff patrol]

Hi slendi

[amber solar]

haiii

[unique pebble]

I've only seen gameplay of little nightmares

[amber solar]

u shoulds try it its so different playin it

[wet gust]

Okie I’ll probably stream it once to see how it is

[unique pebble]

I may somedsy

someday*

[amber solar]

they cool games

specially the 2

god

[unique pebble]

the 2

[wet gust]

Prey might be the one I play for completion tho

[stiff patrol]

Do you guys ever

[unique pebble]

yes

[amber solar]

the second

[stiff patrol]

Stray off of main missions and grind objectives and side missions and collectibles while playing a game?

I have like 10 hours of miles morales playtime and still havent finished the game

Got all the time capsules, roxxon bases, sound samples and underground caches and hideouts

Still havent finished the game

[unique pebble]

depends on the game

assassins creed id do that

[stiff patrol]

This always happens to me

It happened with dying light one

It happened with dying light 2

My friend had to step in and say

[last tartan]

🥖

[wet gust]

Yes sometimes!

[stiff patrol]

Bro? Are you going to finish the game ffs?

[wet gust]

Interesting

[stiff patrol]

We bough the game at the same time

At started basically at the same time

I said I was here in this mission and he said: come on you have to do some mains otherwise you will never finish the game

[wet gust]

He wasn’t lying

But some games are that good tho

[unique pebble]

duuuude

dying light

I need dying light 2

but I need better gpu first

[stiff patrol]

With the good night and good luck update

They reduced they floatiness

And added more screen shake (both are optional)

Now it is a GREAT game.

And you can slide off of billboards now

If you have a throwing knife

Which is visually absolutely perfect

[wet gust]

Hmmmm

I should replay it

[unique pebble]

thats cool as fuck

[wet gust]

I thought it was Mid when I played it but the first Dying light I have collectively 1367 hours played over my Xbox one, PS4 , and Steam

[stiff patrol]

They added a bunch of new animations aswell

Depending on the weapon you are using

Like katanas have swift slicing animations now

Like its intended use

[wet gust]

Hmmmmm

Hmm

Is it now better than Dead island 2?

[unique pebble]

OMG

[wet gust]

That game was good 👍🏼

[unique pebble]

THEY HAVE KATANAS

I want

[wet gust]

Ummm

Meat

Btw

[unique pebble]

hi

yo

[wet gust]

DM

[unique pebble]

ok

[wet gust]

Has anyone heard of a Chocolate Record player?

It sounds pretty sweet 🍫

[raven palm]

that is a really good brand idea though,

[wet gust]

True

I bet the consumers would eat it up!

[stiff patrol]

Great joke

[last tartan]

how many jokes

[unique pebble]

insert funny chocolate pun here

bro

I cannot get over jojo openings

all of them are so good

[wet gust]

I need to finish JOJO

[unique pebble]

I agree u do

[wet gust]

😅

[stiff patrol]

Jojo mentioned

I am happy now.

I loved part 8

Josukeight is my fav jojo

[unique pebble]

i can tell

soft and wet

i still have yet to finish part 8 but i'm really enjoying it so far

part 7 is my favorite part atm

[stiff patrol]

I think 7 and 8 are the best of the best

And I cannot compare them

[unique pebble]

no doubt about it

[stiff patrol]

They are equally good

[unique pebble]

yes

lol

have u seen any of part 9 yet?

[stiff patrol]

Yep

All of it

How far are you into JJL?

[unique pebble]

not far at all, i think only a few chapters

[stiff patrol]

There is like 98 chapters I think

[unique pebble]

yeah i heard it's pretty long

but im all for it

just more to enjoy

[wind portal]

Making a lot more money at this new job but buying food near work is going to bankrupt me

$20 for a sandwich and a cup of soup zzzz

[unique pebble]

yeesh thats expensive

[obtuse inlet]

Afternoon! Hope you all the best mondays!

[unique pebble]

good afternoon hades!

same to u!

[wind portal]

I’m going to need to start packing lunch

[obtuse inlet]

Oof same. I've been eating too much fast food.

[unique pebble]

I don't usually eat anything while at work

if I do

its a bag of chips

[obtuse inlet]

Wow idk how you do that.

[wind portal]

There’s snacks in the office but I need food

[obtuse inlet]

I have to eat or I am kind of hangry at work. Beware of a mad technician haha

[unique pebble]

fair enough lmao

[wind portal]

If I can’t meal prep I need to make a sandwich and a cup noodle or something

[unique pebble]

I just usually eat one meal a day

so

[obtuse inlet]

Lol I eat four times a day xD

[unique pebble]

become a hobbit and eat 7 meals a day

[obtuse inlet]

I'd say it's for the gains, but I'm still skinny af. 🤪

[obtuse inlet]

If only there was enough time in the day. I would lol

What are yall up to today anyways?

[unique pebble]

trying to do outlast trials solo

probably will end up failing

[wind portal]

Trying to cope with spending this much on a meal

[obtuse inlet]

I believe in you. You got this!

[obtuse inlet]

I just spent a lot at Wendy's just now lol. What's for lunch?

[wind portal]

Albacore tuna salad sandwich with roasted corn and shrimp chowder

[obtuse inlet]

What fancy ass place did you go for lunch? Lol

[unique pebble]

qwq i do not got this but thank u

[obtuse inlet]

Just keep swimming! You got it. Lol

[wind portal]

Deli downstairs from my office. It’s a big skyscraper and they have this on the bottom floor

[unique pebble]

woahh

[obtuse inlet]

Ahhh. So you're an office jockey. That makes sense. Atleast you can go somewhere fast.

[last tartan]

🥖

[obtuse inlet]

Nice bread cube.

[last tartan]

hi hades

and thanks

that baguette is truly one of a kind

[unique pebble]

this game fucking scares me

[obtuse inlet]

You just have to scare it back.

[digital junco]

wait until Lee Sin shows up

[wind portal]

Don’t worry they won’t hurt you

[wet gust]

I hope your doing Snazzy Hades!

[obtuse inlet]

The nakey dude that randomly runs up to you and smacks you is the only one that scares me.

[last tartan]

what game?

[obtuse inlet]

He's just so random.

[unique pebble]

who qwq

[obtuse inlet]

Always snazzy! How is the great og?

[unique pebble]

I have proof that they do!

[obtuse inlet]

Outlast trials btw

[wet gust]

Chillin like a Lemon my Maine! It’s been along time since we went deep into the complex , we gotta do it again sometime big dawgggggg

[wet gust]

Ooof

[last tartan]

Oh that funny game

[obtuse inlet]

Lol for sure! I haven't even been playing gtfo recently, so I need to get back into it xD

[noble minnow]

meow

[obtuse inlet]

So I beat remnant the other night and found out I missed about half of the bosses. Kind of crazy.

[obtuse inlet]

Bork

[last tartan]

Frog noise

[noble minnow]

weirdo

[noble minnow]

I support it

[obtuse inlet]

Wow rude xD

[raven palm]

[noble minnow]

rude but real

[obtuse inlet]

Yeah, it do be like that sometimes

[noble minnow]

😘

[obtuse inlet]

Yeah... I'm going to take a long lunch today xD

[unique pebble]

I um

died in the most embarrassing way

[last tartan]

fall damage

does outlast even have that

[unique pebble]

no

maybe but idk

but that's not it

[last tartan]

a trap?

[unique pebble]

i got drugged and then coward in a corner instead of running away like i should've

[last tartan]

did you run into smth?

huh

F

[unique pebble]

im done playing this game for now qwq

[last tartan]

Rip

go play gtfo

[unique pebble]

why would i do that

[last tartan]

you can run a full stagger build and make a wall of bullets on R1A1 first alarm

[obtuse inlet]

Wait yall play gtfo? :p

[last tartan]

whats gtfo

never heard of it

is that like

[obtuse inlet]

I've heard about it somewhere I just can't put my finger on it.

[last tartan]

Some internet slang kids use these days?

[noble minnow]

Gross stuff ngl

[unique pebble]

iv'e heard that it sucks

[obtuse inlet]

XD yall are goofs

[unique pebble]

ima just try to get better at csgo ig

[last tartan]

whats csgo

=)

[merry moat]

Hey all

[unique pebble]

ur mom

[obtuse inlet]

Have you tried valorant?

[unique pebble]

gottem

[unique pebble]

nah

[noble minnow]

I'm so cereal rn. gtfo is yucky yucky gross gross

[last tartan]

🥖

hey wyvern

[last tartan]

you are what

[merry moat]

🔥🔥🥖🔥🔥

Hey Cubux

[noble minnow]

I'm for cereals rn

[obtuse inlet]

It's a breakfast food

[last tartan]

cubux sounds like a demon from hell

[merry moat]

XD

[last tartan]

ngl i like it

[last tartan]

milk or cereal first

[merry moat]

Got myself involved in stopping a major fistfight between my director and a bat-crazy shoplifter

[last tartan]

huh

[merry moat]

Maybe you should change it

[last tartan]

why did you stop it

like

watchthem fight

gladiators existed for a reason

[merry moat]

Cuz we CAN get in trouble for any form of fight, even defensive ones

I work in a grocery store

[last tartan]

ohh =(

[obtuse inlet]

Well you put cereal in the bowl, then the milk, then you put it in the trash and go make pancakes.

[last tartan]

right not a mass murderer

[merry moat]

Nope. She’s just trying to steal bags full of stuff. She got away with probably 2/3s of the cart contents

[obtuse inlet]

You didn't make any bets? Shame lol

[merry moat]

I did make a bet

[last tartan]

First of all: milk first you lily leaper
Second of all: waste of food
Third off all: Pancakes are very tasty

[last tartan]

did you win?

gamble it all away

[merry moat]

If she did anything to me, I have every reason to self-defend

[last tartan]

yeah

thats why i killed her

[obtuse inlet]

Meaning pancakes beats battle star Galactica

[merry moat]

Similar incident happened during Covid times

[last tartan]

i mesn what

[last tartan]

beats what

[merry moat]

Except I scared her off with a bad mood stare

So this was the first time I involved myself to prevent any issues

[obtuse inlet]

I do that at work sometimes. I've been told that I'm intimidating at work.

[last tartan]

wow

really?

i never get called intimadating!

[merry moat]

Here’s the thing, people think deaf people are friendly, and never interested in physical altercations

[wet gust]

Heck yeah my G!

[last tartan]

=(

[wet gust]

If you need help try AimLabs ! Immediate improvement

[obtuse inlet]

You are probably super friendly looking.

[last tartan]

for a psychopath

[unique pebble]

aahhh yeah good idea

[last tartan]

its pretty nice

[wet gust]

The Friendly looking Psychopath

[last tartan]

yup

in case i needed extra cover

thats why i like discord tho

i dont need to worry about saying im a psychopath =)

[wet gust]

Also if you ever want me to run some games I gotcha!! I somehow always get the edgy lobby’s which ofc is nun but dark humor

[last tartan]

irl it causes… issues

🥖

well i shall disapear now - good night everyone

[wet gust]

Truth

[unique pebble]

id be down to dawg

[wet gust]

Sleep well big homie Cube!

[unique pebble]

id be shit tho

[obtuse inlet]

Sleep well you psychopath :p

[unique pebble]

aahhh gn cubix

[merry moat]

I’m laughing my ass off now

Karma HAS been served

[wet gust]

Don’t worry I wouldn’t say I’m the best so don’t worry ! I just get carried by a lot of friends who no life the game lol . Homie Stumpy has 6k hours which is wild but I gotcha no worries fo sho!!!

[unique pebble]

yeah ik some people who are sweats at this game

[wet gust]

Facts but I just like to have a silly goose time on CSGO

[unique pebble]

makes sense makes sense

I dunno how I'd enjoy csgo yet since I've barely played

bro

I'm doing the training

and I just did the uhh

[wet gust]

Ummmm tbh it’s either
-Joke with Friends
-Laugh at Urs or others Pain
-Or Sweat until winning is fun

[unique pebble]

I just did the grenade part of the training and the guy said "the lower the iq the more they enjoy this part"
I was standing there throwing grenades longer than I needed to, this guy called me stupid >:(

[wet gust]

Tbh I always urge the lobby to go dumb or I randomly start roasting people that are aggressive on mic

[wet gust]

Lmaooooo I love that

Tbh I forgot there was a tutorial for CSGO

[unique pebble]

the only real way to play csgo

[wet gust]

They tried to make the CSGO equivalent to Captain price saying “What the hell kinda name is SOAP?”

[wet gust]

Facts

@undone birch Haven’t seen you in a Minute I hope life in the Fast lane has been Sane my Maine!

[obtuse inlet]

I'm going to need some sunscreen here pretty soon. It's so bright!

[wet gust]

Whoah why

[obtuse inlet]

It starts with nuclear fusion from the core of the sun.

:p

[wet gust]

Oooop your not wrong heh 😅

Tbh I’m pale af what’s the sun

[unique pebble]

im installing aim labs

[obtuse inlet]

Nah, just working outside atm :p

[undone birch]

I am well! I'm finally back from weekend @ my family's with my gfs

[wet gust]

Ayeeeeee (also you can use it for other games too but it works best for Vallorant /Destiny 2/ and CSGO

[obtuse inlet]

I'd say thats a good thing though. It's not healthy to be exposed for a super long time to the sun.

[obtuse inlet]

Wb! Hope you had fun!

[unique pebble]

epikk

tbh

i would get into destiny 2 again but

that's a big money drop

[undone birch]

oh absolutely not my grandpa basically called my gf a tr*nny lmao

[unique pebble]

with how many dlcs they have

[undone birch]

I am havinh fun finally being away

[unique pebble]

oop

[undone birch]

lmao

[undone birch]

BFZQBFJKB

[wet gust]

Ayeeeee!!! LETS GOOOOOOO !!!! I hope it was nothing short of a Snazzy time! And I hope you made memories not lost them lol 😆

[undone birch]

VFQHFVQZJVF AHAHAHAH

[wet gust]

True but I only get exposure during my Dailey commute from work to the studio it’s dark On my way to work , and dark omw home so tbh I rarely see the sun , idk if that’s super healthy

[wet gust]

It is tbh it’s $173 just to get to current game then it’s minimum 500 hours to get any understanding 😅 so tbf I dobt recommend to new people

[wet gust]

Sheeeesh!

[undone birch]

lmao ye

[wet gust]

Tbh they also take some DLCs we paid for years ago and put them in a vault for a year or two , it’s really a love hate kinda game

[unique pebble]

I played it when witch queen came out and soloed some of those missions on legendary lmao id say im pretty decent

[ebon steppe]

hihihi

can someone help me decides :3 ?

[wet gust]

Ohhhhj Gotchaaaaa! Makes sense

[unique pebble]

decide what?

[ebon steppe]

purchase

[unique pebble]

whatchu purchasing

[wet gust]

That’s not cool but then again time narrows the mind not broadens

[ebon steppe]

game

[wet gust]

Ooooooo

[wet gust]

What’s the options?

[ebon steppe]

is a 2 choice

Yes - No

1 - 2 - 3

[unique pebble]

yes

[wet gust]

Huh

[ebon steppe]

give the 2 choices plsplspls

[wet gust]

1 and 3

[unique pebble]

uhh

same with lemon

1 and 3

[ebon steppe]

nono , like

Yes

1

or other number

[wet gust]

We odd balls today !!!

[unique pebble]

ohh

yes 1

sorry dusty I'm a little slow

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjs hughug u no slow

[wet gust]

Yes 3 (am still slow )

[ebon steppe]

thanks cuties

[raven palm]

no 1

right?