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i would imagine a troll would taste good
It tastes like electricity
its battery acid
wait if they say monster taste good and u didnt thought of the drink.........
Like licking a battery
troller
...
I got confused
I thought
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yea cuz it gives you energy
An energy drink does not have to taste like battery acid
i love mojito energy drinks
they be talking about actual monsters that go oogily boogily
boogily like a rat
I figured they were talking about ooga booga monsters too
rats are cool
I just said monster energy
truly
No one knows
I’m glad you don’t hate it my G!! I feel ya whatever gets us through!! But I will say this reminded me of a wise individual-My grandfather told me once . If you enjoy ur job it becomes a passion and if your passion pays the bills then you live life without working. Only fulfilling a Destiny 🙏
those are some wise words indeed, however I already have passions I wish to follow to pay the bulls with, I am content with keeping a job I dont necessarily enjoy if it means I will be able to enjoy whatever I wanna do later on
also I might be starting forklift training today















Mmmm, you're getting forklift certified...? Maybe come by my house later when you're finally certified~
why?
I love guys who are forklift certified
I appreciate ur enthusiasm and motivating words tho, lemon, u are awesome, im just a bit pessimistic lol sorry
thats crazy
um
I will lift forks for u :3
Big facts!!! My G I’m glad you have a route !! It’s probably the hardest thing my G (Finding where/what to do after school) but I’m happy for you !! Plus working for something not up to par can add to your personality. We will treat life like a box of chocolates 🍫 we never know what assortment we’re going to get, mostly sweet or heavy bitter. We will keep it snazzy throughout everything we endeavor!
Thank you Homie 🙏 Your the most Awesome 😎 and you know it 
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Hey y'all! Just sayin' hi, new the server. Was thinking of getting the game but I know it's very team heavy and I've only got one other friend really interested so wanted to check out the game community and see how easy/hard it'd be for us to get into it with just half a team of newbies
hai :3
i think it isnt too hard to find funky people to play withs, i see a lot of new people comin and askin for groups
and in lfgs there are a bunch of people who would definitly team up with you
Welcome my G!!! Tbh the less people the harder but a lot of people play Solo so anything is possible!! But there are LFG’s that can help with getting more homies in your run ! But I will say this game it a natural Challenge with equal beauty so failure and restarts are apart of the experience 
Hoi Slendi
Have a good one lemon
Yeah I've looked into it enough to know there'll be a bit of bashing our heads against a wall. I love stuff like that though
haii
there is more than a bit
dusty
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nom
I love a miserable slog lol. I'm interested cause it looks very hard but not artificially. Like it's not just insane enemy scaling and one hits around every corner like Halo 2 Legendary or something. It's just freakin' hard and you get punished for mistakes, I like that aspect a lot.
yup thats this games difficulty
although there are enemies who can almost one shot you
and also quite annoying bugs
there arent enemies who can really oneshot u
I'm fine with almost one shots. Or even a few enemies that one shot. Just like Halo 2 Legendary style where every room has 12-20 dudes that will one shot you, that's the artificial difficulty that annoys me. If something's just difficult and requires gitting gud, that I'm totally cool with.
bbc
there are enemies that can deal big amounts of dmg, but in smol dozes, or by special conditions, like a slap
a slap
and thats not a oneshot
:3
yeah, this game asks a lot of learnin to b played, but its awesome ksmdk
yeah it is
nope, it deals 40%, but it punches like a normal big
meaning u can get two and get 80%
you get punched twice almost instantly
they are just scarier cause of their ai
I'm about to deep fry my balls
and how they rush u
…how?
It's a pretty straightforward process
im just gonna not elaborate further
On top of IRS asking me 1500$ backpay
Financial Aids fund is asking me 1400$ backpay
Apparently I defrauded them accidentally by forgetting to report new job
commit tax evasion
XTKTIT
report new job
I did
Continue committing tax fraud
What are they gonna do? Charge you more backpays?
IRS is a joke
I'm not sure this is how it works-
this is the irs, i am an undercover agent, put your hands up in the air!!
(For legal purposes this is a joke, I am a normal tax paying citizen)
Jokes on you bitch IRS has no jurisdiction in this country
Yeah unless you own something on payment like a house or nice car they usually just keep telling you "You owe us money" and don't do much about it. If you have a large debt balance on something they can put a lien on but that just means you aren't gonna sell w/e they put a lien on so like...shouldn't be an issue if you need more time for breathing room. They ain't gonna come drag you outside or nothing.
This is also clearly a very humorous joke, Mr.FBI/IRS man
but criminals do
U living on the Cayman Islands?
I'm living in the European union
Criminals means there's no legal action for me if they were to suddenly expire
So I say let them come
im afraid there are no major criminals i can send your way in EU
There are plenty actually
Mostly politicians
cause i aint going myself
Oop
They gon' hire someone to take me out
Sure
can gays be romantic?
I'd say so
I'm a very romantic woman appreciator
bambik 😔
yup
She changed it 3 times already
It's some kind of slur
My gender be like
new personal best i guess
And I'll do it again
i wonder whats the world record
My gender is whatever you're attracted to 👉👈
That sounds like a threat
It is
Is it a threat?
Indeed
I'm scared
:)
then you are very much nonexistant
=)
Pfffft
Ace/Aro people, my only weakness
Ace/Aro?
First time hearing that one
aromantic/asexual
Asexual
Aromantic
technically its 2 things
Ah okay
People who haven't met mayroo's mom
Ye
it might be entertaining


wait theres 2 mayroos

As you can see your balls are covered in breadcrumbs and milk. Before you lies a kfc deep fryer
I use flour then egg then breadcrumbs
That's how I do it with chicken filets
dont. elaborate. further.
Not milk
Flour - mix of eggs/beer - breadcrumbs
beer?
Yes
Well when you're coating let's say your chicken filets, you mix the eggs with about 250 - 500ml of beer
It tastes better and the fried coating is smoother
Eastern European, that's all you need to know
Polish lucky
not
My Hungarian grandfather taught me that one, been doing that since
my politicians are so dumb
I live in Slovakia, I feel you
Hm.
i think my politicisns are the only ones to call each other fortnite slurs
They are
okay thats the real mayroo
@frosty imp
Truly
If I had a cent for each time politicians called each other fortnite slurs I'd have 3 cents, which is not much but fucking surprising
EXPOSED
you are a politician?
rob someone
In your walls
i told you to rob someone not go die to a psychopath
I see this as an absolute win
Would be a psycho robing a psycho, it'd be a psychopathic stand-off
Diagnosed sociopath
if you are socio im getting a gun license right now and will gun you down
hmm
dont come here then
Hmmm
pfp checks out
I legit thought this grocery store i work at started playing the Seinfeld theme lmao
Bitches be crazy fr
I literally can't distinguish between positive and negative remarks
Well
It wasn't sarcasm
Just pfp checks out
Not negative
Thanks for clarifying
I wouldn't say my social cues are bad, just can't differentiate between positive and negative and can't feel any sympathy
Ic
Family member dies? Aight cool whatever
No more grandma's chocolate cake tho
Ooooh nice!!!
if you want to we can duel in GTFO, it would be a truly psycho standoff
I only bought it like 3 days ago
Bruh
i mean a duel
its quite simple really
you go in a straight line on 3,2,1
tyen turn around and shoot on go
1 more hour
Sounds interesting, I'm in
yes
when
when
Got an Arma OP in an hour, will be free around 22:30ish
an hour is plenty of time
Well yea but I'm not home yet 
Will let you know once I get home
i will be waiting
Sounds menacing
It's a shame you can't send pictures in this chat
No, funny picture of a cat
:D
michi
Thanks, kind stranger
no problem person who i did not plan to duel today
Speaking of, just got home
Booting up as well
"gamer"
"Laptop"
You either a bourgeois or lying
except no laptop is truly a "gamer" laptop
Does it run gtfo
The gaming experience
Hm.
that's what console gaming does to ya
Yeah
20fps compared to 40fps would be easily far apart for me
Let alone the simple 60fps to 120fps
for me it feels like 40 not 20
so i dunno
still am a fan of console gaming
my tootsies hurt
also fun fact
I sold my console a few months ago, planned on buying a new one but never got to it
And set fps to under 40
@last tartan already in-game waiting
Or well maybe just 60
im sending code via dm
u don't really need ur game running over 60fps bc people can see up to 60fps, so anything above that is unnecessary, however cool
Since consoles can now do 60fps since idk when
stupid
the eye can only see up to 48fps
Between 30 to 60
yeah whats the point of any more
That's like 48fps
but it can be
To brag
I like how dumb that misconception is tbh
yeah so console gaming is enough
hm?
Because if you could only see up to 60fps or whatever, that means your entire life has ran at whatever dumb framerate you believe you're limited to
correct
and?
is that a problem
I guess it came from people trying to get game to run to 120fps but because they're running a 60hz monitor it doesn't make any difference
you can atleast say my life was smooth
I mean ppl don't really see in frames so we can't say we see in x fps
yeah
still rundown selection screen in gtfo supposedly runs in 160 fps if allowed to
That's either somehow poor optimization or the maximum fps
Optimization so bad the menu doesn't already run 999fps
I can't wait to get the 3080 qwq
I'm tired of running things on a poopy Chinese 580 gpu
chinese product
all computer products come from china
smh
I think
Maybe like another spot that's next to china
But that's about it
uhh
well fair but like
its some Chinese off-brand gpu that was on sale on newegg
and like
not all parts I ordered shipped from China, but this one absolutely did
What is it
mllse is the brand I think
The site is very much chinese
There is Yeston who I'm very sure is chinese
But their card designs are cool
They did the chibi rx 580 card
And for the 7900 XTX they still go with a theme of a waifu but it's just a nice cyan pink purple and white color scheme on the fans and shroud
Not the best cooling perhaps, but the designs definitely are great
not me
never
l i e s
i say it was a draw
a very drawy draw
as much of a draw a draw could ever be
the drawest of drawy draws
you going down without even having the time to turn around was funny xD
yeah
i managed to turn 90 degrees
before meeting the floor
then i got trolled by my eyes
and prefired
and then i dont know what happened at the end
Aimlabs
sounds like... cheating
aimlabs isn't gonna help someone with 20fps tho
Sounds like a skill issue to me
Real gamers can still dominate at 60fps
Why not on 20
im gonna figure it out
in a pistol pvp match i would...
still lose
but it would be close
Bruh
when you have 20fps, people with 60fps still have a lot over you in terms of reflex time, aim time, and generally crosshair positioning in fast-moving enviroments
Lol
i still need to get a squad to play hide and seek with
You need minimum 60fps
skill issue
1v1 me
You can’t improve what you can’t see
More fps makes everything more seemless
^
if I play any game under 60 fps I am finding the nearest noose
Ouch my G I’m sorry
Nooo don’t do that my g
Drop the graphics lolz
wdym Iam running like 140
tbf i dont even see it
but i guess it would explain why i keep losing
Good good 🙏
😳
since I knew you had only 20fps I could've just ran around you in circles and you'd be done for 
good question
That’s mean
would that work actually
I didn't do it tho
i gotta try it
how long could someone run around me in a circle
before i would kill them
That’s a speedrun I’d like to see
I just got off work but I have to walk all the way back home in the fuckin rain ;-;
Whoah wut why how far is that
uhhh
thats a speedrun you could be a part of
its a 10 minute walk so it ain't bad but I still wish I had my fuckin car
How long of a run??? Aka a Speed run 😎
Jk don’t run in the rain
I wouldn't lmao
Safety is important 🙏
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This message was written by an OSHA inspector
safety is a waste of time
so is my life
AHHH
Sorry OSHA is scary
And dumb
Um first of all nooooooooo
Accidents are scarier!!!
Just look at me
Scary
Ikr?
all fun and games until OSHA enters the construction site and starts giving out reprimands
Second of all definitely no! You give the homies happiness and Ozai love , if those are wasteful things then we are wasteful people so you belong here safely
What accident happened tho
Re- REPRIMENDS?
And no ur not scary
lemon...
I'm going to let you guess
AHAHAHAHA
Oh …
That's why you wear protection and finish high school!!!!
Or at least one of the two
Kids ain't free
I beg to differ
Nooooo is oki I don't care, I only used this as comic relief!!!!
Eastern Europe moment
damn at least I don't have $2.9k in backpays 
all jokes aside I hope you figure that out
atleast you dont have to listen to politics calling each other fortnite slurs
OOF
THAT WAS AN INSANE CLAPBACK
gen chat moment
also i love when i finish a hard level with friends and all i get is a reskin of a helmet
As long as ur okay from my mistake 🙏
i don't think yall are wasteful or anythin like that
That hurts bad
As long as you're okay with my parent's mistake 🙏
lemme send you smth
Neither are you 🙏
its in your dms lemon
F*reskin of a helmet
I GOT AUTOMODDED
what
BECAUSE OF THE F WORD
fskin
finish?
Sure my G I
Okay furry
fourskin
fareskin
sus frog?

dak how many odd automods do you get every day
I'd say a lot
iirc it’s mostly “fuk”
Quick question , how can I create a gtfo voice channel?
Just join one and post an lfg (Looking For Group). Check #how-to-matchmake for more info
Thanks, I wasn;t able to see all of the empty channels a sec ago
Literally forever
Also R2 has consumed me
I’m happy ur enjoying it homie
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still skill issue
Just figure out where they are
so easy!
And then combat with atrocious mouse response
So easy!
Very true!
Tbh that sounds like AimLabs sometimes lol
I just mean when dealing with low fps and aiming
Ohhhh true true
It feels like my mouse gets insanely nerfed when I have very low fps
Interesting I just feel like delayed and big sad 😔
I suppose because of the fact that the cpu is busy with dealing with a card only doing 20fps on a game that you'll get really shit response with your mouse
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Hmmmmmm maybe I’m fortunate to not have that issue but it does make sense
Morning Kade my G!!!
I discovered the most amazing dungeon on Yaesha
If you find The Lament
Do not sleep on it
15/10 dungeon
Would recommend
Thanks G
The loot wasn’t even the best part, it was knowing I solved the puzzles by myself
Like goddamn these puzzles did not have to go this hard
I am in immense amounts of exhaustion
You should rest big homie !
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Phone Guy Sings Human (I'm Only Human)
im only human, after all. I cannot make a lore that makes sense. Im only human, after all…
Welcome To The Internet (Phone Guy AI Cover)
a little bit of everything, all of the time. Can I interest you in a couple fucked up timelines, a bit off not making sense characters…
Billie Jean sung by TF2 Spy (AI Cover)
well thats where my covers end
yeah definitly where my covers end
I love bo burnham
Dead chat
i can't believe Bo Burnham would do this to us
The chat knew too much
Just like my hopes and dreams
bread
Hm.
U cutest dusty
how u cutie maywu bun
dusty happy to read maywu bun alright
hoping ur day only gets better and better u big deserve wonderful things like urself
dusty going through a bad episode day
but is oki , dusty will forgets as usual :3
gen should have put its nose where it didn't belong 
if you don't mind me asking, what happened dusty? :<
Yeah whats up with that

nothings importants jsjsjs
just dusty problems being dusty problems nothings to worry
hiiiii cuties how u all !!!!
better with your positivity radiating here 
Hm.
What is the ambassador role
verify your email with 10cc
i have not gotten a single email from them yet
yea they ghosted me too
lol
What is the purpose of being an ambassador in this server lol
The only good reason to have ambassador was gone years back for a beta/alpha player


I'm not surprised they don't use the email stuff
Which is nice cause I don't want more random shit lol
in general? none,
and on this server? also none
Interesting
a e s t h e t i c s
Funny enough the thought never occured to me to unlock the fps cap to a higher amount for world at war
poop
wheat
daikon
dak
dakka dakka
Hm.
truly
i open ur door :3
nah
Apparently there’s a Remnant 2 class that just got unlocked because enough people datamined it. Apparently datamining was intended
Us
:3
we do
it is hard first time around but its not as hard as it is long as fuck
siri shock dakstar's nuts
:]
Just excuses to pretend like it was intentional
wtf
google show me this mans balls please
also can i come in to ur house qwq
"just release it"
Nah
:)
sure
It was impossible to get until now
you're gonna have to share with tiny tho
im ourside daks house :[
XD they really said “go ahead, datamine”
im inside his house
Can you hear me getting absolutely destroyed by Nightweaver?
if you told me you were a bear i would believe you
im hairy enough
I guess I gotta find the Red Door now
doit
Whats happening people
UVB-76 is still rolling
oh, are you not playing Remaining Ant 2?
“We cannot prevent datamining so we will reward it”
No i am
ahh, sounded like in 2 backrok@s
Apparently there’s a class that had to be datamined, we still don’t have many details on it but it seems like it’s gonna become accessible to people who aren’t messing with the game files soon
Archon
@keen stump @reef harbor thanks for the game, guys. It was a good try. You are amazing!
:> wholesome
thanks mate
tyty you two were awesome too, goodluck guys
bread
roast
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I wanna get the "Nice!" voiceline for a soundboard, is the easiest way probably recording it in game?
possibly
there is a compilation of voices by characters on youtube, but it is like 30 mins so
yeah probs in game
hai meat
turns out its in alphabetical order so I was able to isolate it very quickly, thank you!
oh nice :]
hiii
how chu :>
am okii hbu???
me is oki toooo, bad day for my health ive been nommin nothin but fast food skdmkm qwq
but is nommy
qwq is okii
nomming is good :3
just
fast food not good
for health
where am i
in here :3
where is here
discord :3
the place where i belong
hai :]
whyyyy qwq is prettty

has scary things
nuhh they cute sometimes qwq
no u
hi
What thing has ten tacles
how r chuu :>
me when scout
tis my wife B)
I didn't know Scout really was a femboy twink
ohh good lucks with that :c
also haha gay :]
even tho scouts seem, like girl but
gay
non
:>
:>
hey
so I have a question/concern
I just tried to do r1c1 with some guys that were new, and something weird happened, its like the 4th time am doing it
so first wave were all giants, like literally 30 giants spawn and came at us. okay, so maybe its bugged or something, we do it again, and BEFORE we start the reactor while clearing the rooms, theres a freaking MOTHER spawning babies, what the hell? 😂 and after it woke up the room got filled with fog.
I thought this monster wasn't introduced until more advanced rundowns??? I never even knew it
ummmm
lets just say u got, trolled, one of those guys was hackin
if u know who it could b report em to @eternal saffron
with all the details
huh okay, I don't know who but good to know where this was coming from
yeah that mission doesnt do that, the game cant bug like that
thanks
is oki, sorry bouts that
it is what it is lol, I was there to help anyways, already did that level a couple times
i played with him, and the thing was the first wave it was normal sleepers but they were giants, and the second it was only big guys, but 2x biggger
big guy here
Hm.
Henlo! Good afternoon fellow bonkers! :p
haiiii :>
The skeleton hades himself
hai ozaiiii
It's almost spooky season!
it can start now if youre lucky
BOO
haiii im oki :]
boreds
and not excited for halloween tbh KMSDKMK
I don't usually do anything for Halloween
same
i just sit back and hear kids knock my door and then not wanna answer
but do either way cause it would b rude
it would get... stolen
I am the one who knocks
i dont wanna lose a bowl
_>
I don't think the bowl would yet stolen
the candy, maybe but thats kind of the point
then i owuld get knockin so i refill it qwq
if there's an empty bowl out there
people will see
thwt
that*
we are out
shrimple
idk
maybs ill put u in a bowl
I not fit in bowl
ok in a cart :3
so people give u pats, and i dont give candy :D
avoid trick or treaters by digging a giant pit
but i would get sued qwq
private property they were never meant to be there
:0
very smart
It would be smart wouldnt it
Ill just
DO IT ALL MYSELF
SLENDI YOU HAVE NOONE TO RECEIVE PATS NOW, HOW WILL YOU WORK WITH THIS
pats u
I dønt appreciate your sarcastic headpats
Im sendin you to the pit
:[
what’s the pit for then
here i sit
in my desolate room
no lights
no music
JUST ANGER
uhhh
I forget the rest :p
Hm.
are u doin that or is lyrics
ok
qwq i pat for no anger
noo wait the first parts were lyrics, the "I forgot the rest" was me, sorry TwT
trying to mm r1d1
pat pat
good luck findin nice people on lfg :3
Hm.
Im here with memes to give out
looks for memes
What kind of memes?
can i get a pat
pats the slendi
qwq many many thanks tot the cutie boi
q-q oh noes
Ye qwq
hug qwq
pls now have some rest
I have found out there is a restaurant called top's
owo
god bless u devs for letting people rejoin with their consumables
deploy sentry here
hi there, new to the game, is it possible to 'farm' for an specific apparel slot/skin?
only if it shows it in the unlock tab
otherwise full RNG chance
I see, and that RNG only 'rolls' once?
Completing the expedition, get a drop, and then can keep re-doing it for different drops I assume?
Hm.
so far found old or conflicting information about that
like you can't get all pieces of apparel even after having completed all rundowns currently available (ALTs + 7), is that right?
dusty go nini
nini
HTTP 410
No you're not
heyo
Liar liar pants on fire
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nah it's only for the first main completion
You get what you get
used to be for each [main] [secondary] [overload] once
but once Alt: R1 released, 10C changed so only [main] gives it once
take a shot once for each time I said once
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take a shot everytime u fail or extract in a mission
GTFO workout plan:
you are downed - uhhhj do smth
you run out of ammo - do a diff smth
your team wipes - go outside and touch grass
you extract - i dunno drink some water
Etc
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whenever you complete a rundown, do your mom
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take fall damage: x1.5 workout
go below 50% health - 10 pushups
fail hack lock - 10 squats
trigger scout - 20 burpies
accidentally give yourself resources - 20 sit ups
shoot team mate - 100m run for each % (cant figure it out? do 2.5km run)
wipe/rage quit - all x2
reload checkpoint - all x1
i would add die on extract: 15 star jumps (i think they are called?)
yea thats what they are called
yup
now someone actually do that
im gonna yeet it into word
and send it to someone
as a challenge run
youtube video or it didn't happen
how to defeat feelers?
dodge using cover, shoot them with a sniper, or hit them in the back of the head with you meele weapon
that was my plan from the begining
in the begening
Sniper for scouts is kinda niche
You can try deagle
@last tartan Teleports and stealthy flames you and then teleports away
How’s everyone tho
hmm
mmh
sorry but i was in the bathtub so… your flames did nothing
i dont but for beginners its fine
just melee
melee is more prone to mistakes tho
its not niche if ur making 2010 GTFO trickshot montages
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I have played a total of 2 hours of dark souls 3
that is all
I just have attack patterns for most of the elden ring bosses memorized because I watch so many elden ring challenge runs
still thats impressive
the 'tism helps
i also now have my own xbox 1, just gotta get a controller for it
it's funny
immortal error alarms when
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