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believe it or not, jail
senctenced to 10 seconds on twiter
You mean X
i forgor
Also banned in some counties because the X is too close to nsfw sites
yes my fellow Roman, X seconds on Twitter
When shall we attack Carthage?
still waiting for xD
i exist i think
im pretty sure i got banned on twiter because i had an anime pfp
F
:[
based based
fINALIT!
True lmao
what the fuck is it
fina what
is spooky
I see the logo on pc and I legit am like “wtf is that”
Lion of Gripsholm Castle
Aka how not to taxidermy
Elon managed to make Twitter worse by stripping all branding and changing it to X
Japan can’t change their twitter url to xjapan because that’s owned by the jrock band x-japan which is kinda funny
:>
ozai is always aware
i know your tricks old man
Activate alert status Overload
The fire lord
thats me
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brerb
bleach

Bread !
bherb
:3
hello all
anybody wanna runn r1d1 with me?
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skill issue
me
xillyyyyyyy hiiiii cutie
pats
Whats happening people
Please dont do that
man
I like socializing with people that arnt the voices

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Hey all
hi wyvern
yooooooo its wyvern and cube
🧊
How’s everyone?
Lol
usuall stuff
I’m literally that one quiet guy at work, robotic and all
Except, this robot can question you
Wha
Nvm
the robot socializes with you?
dumb cube
We are all dumb some point.
well how are you wyvern?
Doing well… didn’t make much of any progress except in Minecraft Regrowth apparently
any progress is good progress
Yea. Made a better mining tool to help with expansion… made more progress with elemental seeds
idk what that is but im glad that it'll help 👍
Oof
We failed R4C3 PE again…
and got considerably far despite picking up barely any resources
frog that level
my best attempt died at the last door
the one to turbine
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF qwq
Same here
its hard yea

Yea. That alarm makes everything so much worse
random when will we return to our R5D1 attempts?
Yeah it is not a big error alarm but still frogs you up
probably tommrow night (like in 30 hours)
yay
The characters sure like pointing out that they've got sleepers as if that isn't the whole clownshow
Our big issue was the Tank blood door. 3 attempts on that level and the tank doesn’t die from the 7 mines
i think i got close but just didnt have any bullets or cover
my group had 2 guys who knew how to kill the tank as long as me and the 4th person dealt with error
Well… that tank KEPT staying in the fucking corner
i hate tanks
they are just annoying
their AI sometimes just says - frog you all, im gonna corner camp
i like the tanks, but because the bots just LOVE me we cant split up
Yeah tanks with bots suck ass
cause bots do not understand standing in a group with no cover is not a good idea
yea
you saw the reactor room in R5D1 right?
that is just rude
you think you are done
and get rolled by gamer squad
it wouldn't be so bad if i actully went into the reactor and got more resourses
well maybe tomorrow we shall succeed
depends on if slendi wants to play
with you?
im certain
alternatively we can go for R5C3 since the level seems very not too hard
lmao
mainly cause i did not try
like if i drop into a level
and there is fog everywhere
my will to live plummets down
well i havent seen it
if we are lucky we get there before alt R6
cause the moment alt R6 is out i will play it and only it
=)
man qwq
lurks
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You will not defeat the King of Wyverns with mere baguettes
but can you beat some autistic crack head such as myslef?!!!?
Yes. takes off my implants so I don’t need to hear you
visable anger
flies away without a care
qwwq
Random has been defeated
returns
i will
beats Cubix with its own baguettes
eats baguettes
… breathes blue flames upon Cubix
What fuckery is this?!
=)
Teleports somewhere
the baguette has disapeared as well
it will await its targets return
and strike unexpectedly

man i hate giant chargers
what happened?
tried to do an r5c3 run, everything went smooth until i got into the room with the giant chargers and scouts
tried to stealth kill one and suffered
was it past the ||S class alarm door?||
yea
it sucks cause its the only level i need to do untill i get my e tier
just do main then
its easy
or main and secondary
oh right i forgot you got a free D2 PE run
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Morning Gents ! Stay classy
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👍
bingus
how can i get this sticker
why did I read that as how can I kiss this sticker
Yes
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chat be kinda dead
So, where did this baguette thing start? I like bread.
i had a bread restaurant here once
no one bothered to pay
but it was fun
how it started?… i honestly dunno
i like baguettes
i'll just point out that you refused to put prices on your menu because of creative differences
therefore, we didn't know what to pay.
your souls
Your mom
some of us would have gladly paid reasonable prices, but nooo... 'artistic vision' and all that.
I am still upset that discord lacks a water bottles
the closest we get are watermelons
which arent exactly a drink
🧴
that looks like shampoo
🍶
first time i see a sake
nice tall glass of blood, nothing to see here.
A small mexican man came in here one day and declared: Breab
🍹
⚗️
i don't think there's many iconsets taht have water bottles in them, tbh
unless they'd be the disposable kind, which isn't super great for promoting green initiatives.
and then a reuseable water bottle can come in all shapes, colors and sizes
like these great water bottles from LTTStore.com
😎
then give me a glass of water
that is not plastic
This is the way
or whey
no, you get ⚗️
Damnit
Well hey there @storm hazel, been some time
Feels like you had holidays or something
Or vacation even
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Correct, four weeks of vacay!
🍞 👍
how we doin
🍞
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@storm hazel can u send me some food via email?
I have a leftover warm sandwhich?
that works :)
Just an envelope should do
alright, I will be waiting, I appreciate it :3
its gtfo branded though right
Remember to stay Hydrated and only be the best version of yourself! Be thankful of every opportunity, and above all smile every now and again it helps even if you don’t think it does 🙏 stay snazzy
lemon is such a cool man
The gravastar sirius pro's pass the crack test
They make the ultrakill ost very smooth
And l o u d
Also lemon is gangsta as hell
Me either I’m extremely excited 🍋
If we get sub 10 I’ll be extremely happy 😃
Brb gonna go spoof UVB-76 out of boredom
Stay snazz my G
I love fucking around with short-wave radio frequencies
And the buzzer is currently inactive
Forgot its active around 11:30-idk for me
You too man
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definitely don't plan on beating that anytime soon
my satisfaction goal is sub 10
and I will be happy
One thing i need to beat is r7b3 PE

bread
hiiiiii :3
xilly hihihihi
Hm.
maywu bun
Cutest Dusty
cutest maywu
Cuterest Dusty
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im doing baguetty
I am doing alright
I found a funny chinese propoganda radio on the receiver I'm using lmfao
oh
is good that cuby ?
No
🥖 yes 🥖
yay :3
Hold on
Check your dms
i need 6€ more so i can buy gtfo 
mone
rob someone
rob da bank who w me
What're they gonna do? Pay to take you to court?
yse
Violence is never the answer
do it true solo B)
agreed
Just stay grinding my G 🙏 in time . But GTFO is honestly worth every penny
fr
thats a good one
I'm down
I think it may be a bit overpriced just bc the devs don't take care of this game as well as I think they should, but I bought it off cdkeys so I can't really complain
Ciddy keys
The site where even BO4 is still oveprirced as fuck for the length of time the game has existed + how not well it was received
Noh
I want to at least get bo4 and dlcs for the zombies
But I'm not fucking paying more than 20$ for the game and all the DLCs together
bo2 zombies >>>
BO2 zombies I have already done just about all the maps at this point
Its hard
I mean I kinda stopped playing cod after advanced warfare
bo3 I also have but I honestly don't quite like it as much as waw because of certain gameplay changes that makes it a little weird, like how running doesn't exactly cancel reload for zombies
You can pick up bo3 and the dlcs on steam if you want
not if u believe hard enough
has custom modding support so you can play a bunch of custom zombies, however idk about bothering considering it's risky as fuck due to hacking and such
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omg i love that level! hmu if you are looking for a 4th
its all about the hold spot! were you defending by the pond?
lmaoo im just playin, I haven't even done that level yet
eh not much of a fan of bo3 tbh
I had it at one point but
idk

there are better games
I have no experience in that lvl btw
We just went in expecting to pe
With no map knowledge

It's funny old games are like this now. But some people act like newer games have to be this price too.
(Aside from when cod is like. )
"NAHH. 59.99$"
They've been going with 60$ for so many games at this point, I'm not really gonna care
Until they went 70$
Which is a bit concerning of course
Next gen bs
I hope next gen games stay 60$ I fr got disappointed when I saw the price for mortal kombat 1
Not likely
Yeah your right but I’d still buy the game even if it’s a bit more if it’s something I’m into
ig that was ur first mistake then huh lmao, I believe u can get it soon tho :3 I wish u luck
I just looked this shit up and wtf
Yeah I know
I am scared of what deluxe editions are gonna look like for games
Pretty damn pricey already too.
frfr i ain't tryna pay that much for a new game, unless its like REALLY fuckin good
I paid for deluxe editions for the latest remakes like Deadspace and resident evil 4 cuz it was worth the buy
But fr I’ll just wait until a sale if it’s too pricey.
fair enough lol, deadspace and re4 are excellent
I know it’s an unpopular opinion I did preorder Callisto protocol and still think it’s an awesome game it’s just it had one of the most terrible launches. I think people just wanted it to be a carbon copy of Deadspace and when that’s not what they got they were disappointed.
I've never played it but as long as u like it, thats what matters :3
also I'm finally off work 
yayyy
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Makes sense big Homie Caet!!
is still a fun game, every game has their flaws :3
It was worth the money for me because I got one of my favourite games in terms of atmosphere, themes, and aesthetic as well as very cool lore and setting

yeah I can understand why, and I do love the originality, the atmosphere, and such, I just think there's room for a lot of improvement
one of the coolest moments that really got me into the game was the first time I walked into an overload sector
the sound that plays from the door is sick af, it's a shame it doesn't loop anymore
correct, violence is the question, and the answer is yes
the government confirmed that they have extra terrestrial life, they said it under oath in front of the senate so
thats all they were able to confirm tho
also what
idk man
I've got a video of the discussion
well
moist critikal made a video on it
sounds very dumb
its about some random us politic?
If so i am inclined to believe its an idiotic claim
well
thing is
it could be like
something microscopic
not necessarily a full like
body
or smth
idk
they are being quite vague, but the roll out of information is happening.
this sounds like an april fools joke
or a trying to get people to vote for them
overall i don’t believe they have alien bodies or anything like that
inteligent lifeforms would have made contact with us a long time ago
its not sharing information for votes, there's no election going on
there will be
I think its pretty plausible ngl
it is good to be skeptical, but hoax or no, the information is rolling out.
i hope it ends with „happy april fools”
I really. Hope it's not real
I'm terrified of humanoid aliens or aliens at all
Let's keep it microscopic please
i refuse to believe inteligent lifeforms were watching us for centauries
it being a germ is hyper likely, life, but nor "AlIeN sPeCiEs"
lol gimme Septopids from Arrival please please please
I understand the fear but im pretty intrigued
like
I love space
I'm
I dont see any "meme" channel, so how you guys survive here?
Here
also high as shit
Same bruh
Like I can talk to you all day about europa
The moon of jupiter
And how it can house marine alien life
Holy cow, thats bread
i will not believe inteligent lifeforms want to spy on us/not come into contact with us
And in the end
if there are such aliens
you know damn well they are getting genocided
Maybe we are boring?
we have nukes we aint boring
Miss me with that
I don't believe that
Can i have more bread?
well then dont tell me shit about UFOs
How about we stay on this little rock
Tnks, gonna make a bread sandwitch
wdym
if its not inteligent it did not arrive in a UFO
I wish to go to mars ;-;
no one said it arrived in a ufo
like I said
it could be microscopic
then what a fuckin gtfo style dinosaur comet
you see meat
its quite hard for something smoll to go through the atmosphere
without becoming nothing
like godamn meteors barely hit the surface
just because its life doesn't mean it's the same kind of life as ours
we are carbon based beings
Dont you find other creatures, like dogs to be insane as concept? But aliens are cooler somehow?
silicone based life is possible and would look entirely different, even the microscopic life
i dont care if they are a goddamn bacteria they aint gonna break our laws of atmosphere
and i will not talk about how something so small was even found
with heat resistance waay above our's iirc
i can contain my disbelief in 3 points
I'm not trying to make u believe something different
we are just trying to keep our minds open and accept new possibilities
1: How did it leave its planet
2: How did it breach the atmosphere
3: How did anyone find it
scientifically its plausible
its very possible that this is Water on Mars, and new evidence of water previously being on mars keeps being discovered.
i will just await when someone says it was all misinformation
- is easy, if it landed from space, people will check it out.
scientists also check things out lol
Did they kill all people who arrived before tye gov?
ah yes cannot wait to microscope tye entire fuckin globe
my main problem with point 3 is someone would find it before scientists and they would definitly tell the world about it
again, object from outer space lands on surface, people will check it out
unless it was microscopic
then the question is - is it big? Smoll?
if its big people would see it
if its small no one would even see it land
again, lots of known unknowns with this
the flow of information is coming
it could very easily be a nothing sandwich
if it ends with us gov saying - hey we had aliens kept in bunkers for the past decade i will seriously off myself
there's also asteroids with traces of H²O
but its better to prepare for a revelation and not get one, than to prepare for a hoax and get a revelation imo
i see no diffrence between them
if you don't mind me asking, why?
and this sentence makes no sense to me, could you elaborate?
mainly cause it challenges my entire ideology, and humanitys strongest tool is denial
its just one river thiugh, there are lots of stronger rivers

i would not see a diffrence between preparing for a reveleation and getting nothing and preparing for nothing and getting a revelation
and see, i consider processing the possibility before it gets revealed as a way to cope with it, as opposed to offing yourself at the shock of it
hmm your choice
I'll just say believe in what u want to, I don't want to change ur opinion I just think its interesting in sorry if I triggered a nerve or smth
i am unwilling to deal with such dumb gov ullshit
respectable
processing the conflicting ideology before means you can explore the idea theoretically, and keep your denial while getting used to the idea.
consider never accepting opposing ideas
i just like exploring ideas so much, i can't help but game it out
and i refuse to believe the only aliens that found us are/were dicks
The only answer i accept is if they say - we found space rocks thats all the aliens we got
i don't mean to tell you how to be, except please do Not ⚡👀⚡
Nah chances of them actually saying that something dealt with my mentioned before 3 problems are next to 0
No no violence <_<
:(
also, still looking for a very familiar but platonic term of endearment to use for people.
Kiddo is really rude, but the closest to the mark i have found :(
folks is so,
"hello crowd! i will be starting out town council meeting to address George's back yard fencing being painted"
froggo is an option lol
yeah
but not quite familiar enough for me
introduce my verbs into the english langauge
i doubt it is for anyone
yaaaa, i want it to be really warm and helpful :(
Sorry I’m barely here but what’s the question
Ohhhh
Beloved, Dearest, Cherished One, Treasure, those are generic ones but it’s really based on who your talking too
you call people G and that works for you as a term of endearment that is for people you like and accept
i am looking for mine, but kiddo is really rude to most everyone but it has the exact amount of familiarity, warmth and platonic-ness i am looking for
so i am looking for another one
old British men can use 'love' but i cannot pull that one off as a white, young, male-presenting, American :/
froggo
exactly, but i can't call people at work dearest
I just simply try to find a replace some words for myself to use in terms of in-person chatting (not over text messages)
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I used to address everyone as luv
i accidentally called a woman older than me Dear and it didn't cause problems, but it bombed the bibe check
Im telepathically communicating
Stab failed
repeat
Anyways
I call people at work boss idk why it feels uplifting to put someone above myself
repeat -T
as i start to present more trans fem i might be able to pull that off, but for now its not good for me to use :/ esp for women
What people normally say “WTF”, I usually eat in a more Draconic term of “what in the blue blaze?!”
Oooooooo tbh that’s a big gap to jump tho very understandable
i say what the frog
Constant error of failed attempts
Hmmmmmmmm
We will find your thang my Maine
🐉
if you wanna sound like a narcistic psycho start calling people „mortals” or „pitfull beings”
see the predicament? kiddo is aggressively familiar and platonic, which is the goal, but rude to call anyone but toddlers lol
"meat bag"
toads
just become robot
"Swine."
Since ur name is wheat why don’t you call others Golden Grains ?? But irl that won’t work as well I think
Oooof
also doesn't translate to Irl :/
Bread
i agree its hard to translate to real life langauge
Wheat is bread
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Bread is baguette
True ummmmmm
oh hi!
soon it will be your demise
damn i will have to make a new one lol

what the kermit
Call people precious??
Gollum moment
i saw the memes
i like this track
i love Lord of the Rings and do not want to ruin it cause of a dumb game
me too and all i understood was that it sucks
maybe a jewel or precious metal?
jewels
hello jewels
shit
shit
shit
huh
i will stop
this is a bad direction
golden is a good adjective, but not te of endearmemts
and ruby / emerald is kinda cold
you golden… goldens?
rubies
saphires
emeralds
diamonds
ambers
opals
flints
Lemon 🍋 is Lost 
Rock and Stone
to the bone
One to the dome
does
"Thanks for your help [Wheat]."
"Just happy to help Diamond." :)
pass the vibe check?
hmmm i will brainstorm and come back with more ideas
ty all for your help!
“Just happy to help My treasure”
Sounds like something I hear but then again it’s probably southern
Hm.
i guess the difficulty is i want to to work for neices/nephews, coworkers, and internet friends.
huh ya i might just be asking too much
Do you think France is real
I completely forget that I have a middle name until a point comes up that I have to use my middle name
i believe when aliens land
Truly a forgettable middle name
How about British people
kinda nice, doesn't draw all the attention all the time
lmao what
British people? ya, they are all over the place since Britain sunk 70 years ago
It’s not
ur mom
Tbh I don’t think it’s possible I’ve never seen anyone pull that off but it would be lit if you were the first home slice to have eva done it
AH
Hey monique what's france?

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Truly blind!!
😔
Nope. Baguette is far too soft to pierce my scales
<3
not this one
How about a baguette with cheese
I’m immune to all baguette types
Even to the racist ones? The biguettes?
Didn't think so, pal
ALL of them
I would have to devour you in order for your baguettes to hurt me. Fortunately, I have NO desire to devour any of it
Or you
Vore??
is this because I'm trans? :(
I think it's because he doesn't like deep fried balls
So see ya later! Teleports away with no traces left behind
Everytime a girl reacts with a laughing emoji to my messages, I feel compelled to explain that in France we have a saying
"A laughing woman is already half in your bed"
Which half is left up to interpretation
Lol
Well half in the bed?
skill issues
the fish half of the mermaid, hopefully
i'm too fat and lazy, I want an elevator sister
I’m not gunna open that can of worms. You guys do it

I cringed so hard my skin just turned inside out

"i have that effect on women."
What if it's a Evil Laugh?
YOU TOO!?

then you are half in their bed
again, which half is left behind in the lab when she is done with you is open to debate
Mommy- Imean.. Fuck
AYO ?
Scientifically engineered Mommy with mega milkers
With cat ears
How the tail stays in place is left as an exercise to the reader
Bioengineering of course smh smh
bioengineering deez nuts
[deepfrying sound]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
my balls
Truly
The only reason I go out with multiple people is because one single person could never be as funny as I am
Truly this obscure recurring joke will never get boring
Unlike your mom
you won't share your deep fried food? those are
Our Balls comrade
you just need to share a joke 3+ times to get the value out of it lol
thats just value
Ah, yes, infinite growth
Surely there's a way to, using economics tools, calculate the optimal amount of time and frequency of a joke
for maximum funnies
indeed, simply STONKS the joke until line don't go up, then reapply to a new market
thats capitalism baby
deepfryed balls TO THE MOON
As the crypto people would say, we need to HODL my balls
hello lemon
are you feeling snazzy today
Thursdays are either Friday Eves all day or day four of my Hostage situation
Imma disappear at that poof 🍋
Woa
Hey all
hi man
Yall good?
Hoi my G I’m snazzy !!! I hope you have been classy !!!
Hello everyone
hi man
New to the game, been trying to solo it. Almost made it through R1 😁
Yes, with bots
I might be insane but not that insane lol
hey folks! i hope you're all having a fantastic Thursday (:
I am. Just trying to get a lobby now
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you are using the Discord lfg channels ya?
Ye
goood gooood
Hm.
MH
Going to play some Borderlands
Payday 6
Ok. Today just got a WHOLE lot important now. I’m so excited
(Despite being stuck at work)
hi man
hiiiiii
Hello
hiii
suuuh
how u cuties doing :3
GOOD
Waiting for the sleeper to wake up
gf getting back to paris in 7 hours
yayyyy and hope sleeper wake up v soons
Good luck surviving
Pats?
pfft
plssss plsplspls
jsjsjsjsjsj
i wanna gib dusty pats too!!
Bro week?
voting?
Im kidnapping the frenchie or dak to study
American drivers tests are shut
True
But i gotta keep my consistent 95 in order to beat my brothers score
Literally the easiest thing tbh
So am i
And yet here we are
It will not be hard
But memorization stuff
hello
hiii
i think i fixed my gpu foinally
The teacher keeps tellin us that civvies arent bonus points
Ayyy
(by getting a new one)
Ouch I hope it runs better tho homie
aka my friend is loaning me their 1050Ti
How has it been treating you?
if this one crashes I think I'm just done with gaming on pc
literally just put it in
Nahhhhh never switch Yoooo pc is the best
Congratulations homie
epic embed failure

Can I join a lobby without unlock the level?
yes
Sorry I kept you waiting pats
told you I wouldn't be able to this week/weekend
I wake up in 6h to get my gf
bfqjkbfz
and then go to work
sus
I feel like if I have to spend the whole day not working because I have to wait for colleague to finish task
I'm killing myself
Seriously I feel like I lost almost the entire day
why, you're getting paid to do nothing
I know
but like I can't really do anything else because I might finally get something to do
being paid to wait is like
demeaning

Basically you did your work in a shorter span of time than your co-worker
While waiting is an option
I can see work ethics getting in the fray


Can't really do his job
It would cause merge conflicts
And would contribute to bad ambiance
vibes
👍?
I know that
it's so annoying
when you know you could be doing things but are stuck waiting
exactly
eggsackly
:(
cry
I forgor
u forgor how to cri ?
what
hugy for dethy
no
Hm.
Hm
Quick question regarding the rules
For the last rule, it says not to play older rundowns or show people how to play them. Does that just mean an old build of the game that's not available anymore?
Currently just playing R1A1, is that considered an old rundown?
old builds, correct
What you're playing is a remake of R1
everything that comes with the game is fair ball
Ah, okay, I see. Thanks! I figured that was the case but wanted to make sure
np! it prolly needs an update
yay pat :3

oh hey! more pats
pats wheat
pidnfboiaeunrfg
im so happy
this is the longest I've had my pc on without it crashing

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