general

[wet gust]

Someone’s into mass murder

[last tartan]

YES

[frosty imp]

They call me Maydolf Mitler

[wet gust]

Nooooooooooooooo

[torn inlet]

Most normal GTFO player

[wet gust]

My favorite living thing is a bug ;-;

[frosty imp]

Bugs freak me the fuck out lol

I have ptsd of them

[wet gust]

Well my SO tbh but then it’s a buggggg

[last tartan]

i played rain world

[frosty imp]

Flying onto my god damn body

[last tartan]

i have bug ptsd

centipedes

[wet gust]

They wanted lil hugs

[last tartan]

dropwigs

eggbugs

[torn inlet]

Just like convert into being an astral entity

[wet gust]

That’s my favorite bug

[frosty imp]

And they got a hardcover book

[last tartan]

man has not seen rain world centipedes

[frosty imp]

Centipedes though

[last tartan]

wait give me a sec

[frosty imp]

Just set the house on fire

[torn inlet]

Do it twice

(It's a US reference)

[wet gust]

I don’t think so

I had a pet Centipede for like two years and I love those lil things they are so cool 😎

I’m just lucky though because I had one with a gentle soul , some are as scary as they look

[frosty imp]

Fuck all centipedes

[wet gust]

But I understand not liking them 100% but don’t kill them

[last tartan]

if i could find a red or aqua centipede video from rain world i would send it to you

[frosty imp]

I do not want them within 500 miles of me

[wet gust]

I will watch it !

[wet gust]

Ummmm 😳

[boreal bough]

[torn inlet]

Wait, is that gabe?

[wet gust]

🍋

Well I gtg gents

Catch ya later

[last tartan]

have a good one lemon

[frosty shell]

Oui

[torn inlet]

Big preesh

[random atlas]

Why

There cool

Except the ones that my country has

Those mandibles are big as my thumb length

[unique pebble]

penis

I am chugging two monsters on my lunch break

[random atlas]

[naive igloo]

Only 2?

[unique pebble]

I don't wanna waste money qwq

I already drank all the coffee I had

[last tartan]

🥖

[unique pebble]

bread

[last tartan]

🥖

[dense raven]

well shit

[last tartan]

well what?

[dense raven]

idk

[last tartan]

what happened

[dense raven]

whatever just did, im unsure

[dense raven]

but also this

[last tartan]

🥖

is there a problem with baguette

[dense raven]

no

[last tartan]

good

[dense raven]

sliced bread is better

🍞

[last tartan]

never

baguette the best

🥖

[dense raven]

only when bakery fresh

[last tartan]

all are fine

sadly my gamers need me

and i cannot keep up the discussion

🥖

[raven palm]

slices are better as ingredient, baguettes are only for sides

[dense raven]

🍞 📠

[pseudo scaffold]

[torn inlet]

Ubisoft

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[wet gust]

wut r u trying to summon tho ._.

[amber solar]

dusty

[wet gust]

SLENDIIIII HOI !

[wet gust]

and ooooooo makes sense

[amber solar]

hai

[last tartan]

🥖

[unique pebble]

finally off work aaaahhh

[last tartan]

yay

meat is here now

🥖

[unique pebble]

meat alive

meat good

meat tired

[amber solar]

pat pat meat

[ebon trout]

https://tenor.com/view/light-audience-torchlight-flashlight-gif-12540975

The ultimate gtfo gif

[last tartan]

or the lack of it

[raven palm]

i am glad you are done!! are you ready for a Big Ole Nap?

[unique pebble]

I be getting ready

also

next week

I go get my cat!!!!

[amber solar]

:O CAAT

MICHITO

[wet gust]

Yayyyyyy! Let’s goooo!

[unique pebble]

I'm super excited but at the same time 8 hour drive...

[amber solar]

qwq is worth for the cat

[wet gust]

Let’s goooooo!!!!

You got this big G

[raven palm]

[unique pebble]

its 100% worth it for cat

[frosty imp]

cate

[last tartan]

kitty cat cat

[unique pebble]

caet

[raven palm]

you are so right! i am glad you will get the most precious Kyat byack

[unique pebble]

I am glad to, he cutest cat

[wet gust]

So there I was … BBQ sauce on my _____

[last tartan]

||cat?||

[wet gust]

Nu

[frosty imp]

That cat was lookin real fucking tasty

[last tartan]

thank god

[frosty imp]

So I started up the grill

[last tartan]

mayroo

where are you going with this story

[frosty imp]

You know where I'm going

[wet gust]

MAYROO NO PUT THE CAT DOWN

[wet gust]

NO MAYROO TURN THE GRILL OFF

[wet gust]

NO MAYROO GO THE OTHER DIRECTION

[frosty imp]

[last tartan]

Hey

its god

in a bush

as a cat!

you know that one time he comited arson to talk to some guy

[wet gust]

Nu

No one hurts the one named Cat 🐈

[frosty imp]

I'm gonna eat the cat now

[wet gust]

<_<

Mayroo

Let’s have a talk

Put the cat sammy down

[frosty imp]

Too bad

I ate it already

Tasted really good

[wet gust]

…

That’s messed up

[last tartan]

mayroo

you know what happens now

the cat still has 8 lives remaining

[frosty imp]

I'll eat it 8 more times if I have to

That's just extra food for me

[last tartan]

i am afraid

it will come back to life

in your stomach

and make an unpleasant experience

[wet gust]

Don’t it will give liquid pooooo

[obtuse inlet]

Hello!

Hope yall are having a great hump day!

[last tartan]

🥖

what day…?

[wet gust]

Hump dayyyyyyy

[raven palm]

🐫

[wet gust]

Knock knock

[frosty imp]

[wet gust]

[last tartan]

🥖

[robust warren]

Seems like yall are havin fun

[wet gust]

Tryna join

[last tartan]

🥖

im watching dashombes suffer in modded rain world expeditions

its funny

its very funny

[wet gust]

Uh oh

Sounds scary

[robust warren]

Im tryna wake up

[last tartan]

its also very funny cause enemy randomizer makes many runs just murder

[last tartan]

drink some water or smth

[wet gust]

Boo! 👻

Wait that’s hiccups but it could work

[raven palm]

[native atlas]

But how does this product work? I only have the first playable run and I can't find anyone looking, at the same time it's impossible to play alone due to the difficulty. I spent money to stay in lobby simulator and not be able to play?

[amber solar]

hello, u can use the LFG channels to look n share lobbies, ingame mm is just slowish

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[amber solar]

just some advice!
always ask to not be carried and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel

and if you are new be sure to do the tutorial first [Training] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one

[raven palm]

in-game matchmaking is dead
your options are bring friends or
use this discord's lfg channels

[naive igloo]

@lime night you can check the #how-to-matchmake for LFG info and post in the regions you want , R7A1 is just more newbie friendly. Best of luck and hope you dont mind me tagging you here, i dont wanna spam lfg chat..

also anyone else have a random urge to eat a cheeseburger?

[lime night]

Yeah that's fair thanks for helping a newbie out

[amber solar]

nommy qwq

burguer

[native atlas]

Im italian, not english and can't use ur discord for play, i assume lose my money 🥲

[amber solar]

#hc-europe message !!

[meager horizon]

@odd carbon

[odd carbon]

Su per giu' se proprio non vuoi usare discord

[robust warren]

Sleepo you’re Italian??

Sweet

[raven palm]

say "sleepo Beepo" like Mario would and it all makes sense.

[robust warren]

Jesus christ shes right

[tidal arch]

anch'io cercavo italiani per giocare@native atlas@odd carbonnon ancora comprato il gioco però

[pseudo scaffold]

[unique pebble]

morning

[torn inlet]

If korean pop is kpop

chinese rap is crap

and french art is fart

[unique pebble]

same

[ebon steppe]

!)

[frosty imp]

Cutest Dusty

[ebon steppe]

cuter maywu

[raven palm]

gotteeem

[sturdy bear]

Cutie wheat

[raven palm]

hello Boy! how are you doin (:

[sturdy bear]

Just woke up and nervous cause I have a driving lesson in like an hour

[frosty imp]

Cuterest Dusty

[raven palm]

oh no need to be nervous! take a deep breathe and you will do fine! (:

[ebon steppe]

cuties :3

U CAN DO IT u smart amazing wonderful boy

[frosty imp]

Driving is easy

Just slam the gas and go

[sturdy bear]

But am stupid qwq

[storm phoenix]

🐦

[raven palm]

them hit brakes sometimes too

[pseudo scaffold]

Drive high speed and then pull the E-brake lever for extra speed

[frosty imp]

The stupidest people with literally 0 brain cells can still drive

[sturdy bear]

Bout to prove everyone wrong B)

[amber solar]

haii many good luck in ur test :3

so u dont crassh
imagine dusty in ur backseat

[pseudo scaffold]

I wonder why we see so many online. Hm.

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[boreal bough]

mornin 7 am

[pulsar void]

where go for game

[raven palm]

#lfg-beginners or #lfg-north-america

[raven palm]

good mornin!

[raven palm]

huh.

[robust warren]

Ay same

[robust warren]

Mornin

[robust warren]

Thats a good call

[pulsar void]

still confused but thanks

[robust warren]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[raven palm]

ohh gotcha, bare bones explaination is in #how-to-matchmake
but you host lobby in game, and join a voice channel in this server, then make a post with all the relevant information so other join your game lobby and VC
or
you look for someone else's post and click the link to join their VC then copy the lobby ID and it will create a button in your game to join their lobby

[pulsar void]

Ok thanks ill keep that in mind

[boreal bough]

[ebon steppe]

seolyyyyy

[dense sundial]

Raiden

:3

I have returned

[native atlas]

pagare un gioco a prezzo pieno ed essere costretti ad entrare nei discord per fare una partita non e' il massimo secondo me, mettere selezione del livello di difficolta' o semplicemente sbloccare almeno le run della prima sezione per tutti gli pesa il culo, vabbuo' pazienza, altri soldi buttati nel cesso per gli stipendi degli sviluppatori 😂 , faccio beneficenza.

[robust warren]

He lives

[dense sundial]

yo quiero taco bell

[native atlas]

taco are good

[robust warren]

Thats italian

[dense sundial]

lol

[robust warren]

Similar, but not the same.

[native atlas]

italians and spain are equal to chinese and germans

[dense sundial]

I haven't played gtfo in forever 💀

[native atlas]

i can't play it mate because have 0 run unlocked and first alone are impossible

[dense sundial]

damn

[robust warren]

No, theyre both romantic languages

[native atlas]

i am devs money benefactor

[raven palm]

[dense sundial]

haihaiiiiii

[raven palm]

heya Akita

[robust warren]

They share common roots and basic translations into latin

[raven palm]

[native atlas]

speedy gonzalez ariba ariba

[native atlas]

hunkle roger?

[dense sundial]

que

[native atlas]

no cheats for unlock all runs and finally search online matches? I need it XD i want play

i pay but can't enter hahahaha

[dense sundial]

online matches are dead

[native atlas]

if u have some runs unlocked not

[robust warren]

A) you cant search for online matches matchmaking doesnt work,
B) other people can have a level unlocked and invite you to it so you can play it

[native atlas]

my friend with first section unlocked find matches online very ez

[robust warren]

Does he use the lfg?

[native atlas]

?

[robust warren]

Because 90% of players who try matchmaking sit there for over an hour before giving up.

[native atlas]

devs notice this? or live in other planet?

[robust warren]

Its inactivity of people not a dev thing

Everyone uses the lfg channels or brings their own friends

[native atlas]

Of course, no one wants a waiting room simulation after paying for a game

[robust warren]

Exactly

[native atlas]

I can't even make a refund because I'm stupid and I paid for the game in early access

[robust warren]

Which is why we have referred you to the channels to find a game, you can hop into an empty vc and post a game ad there so people can join you

You can find people

Just not on matchmaking

[native atlas]

bad story for an online game 🥲

[robust warren]

Not really

Its better tbh

[unique pebble]

it doesn't focus on story

[raven palm]

you might be over the 2 week refund period by a few years

[unique pebble]

get over it

game is just supposed to be difficult

thats it

they don't even advertise the lore lmao

[native atlas]

i can't refund because i play over two hours in early access

[raven palm]

3 years ago?

[native atlas]

ea release

[raven palm]

ya, i wish i didn't sell my bitcoin in 2011 brother, yet here we are

[native atlas]

dear developers, if you want to give me my money back and take back the game key, I'm here 😂

https://tenor.com/view/hay-ball-gif-5019481

[pseudo scaffold]

Another gtfo complaint?

[raven palm]

uhhhhhhhh ig?

i think this one is a complaint about losing 3 years to a coma

[ebon steppe]

bread ?!

[pseudo scaffold]

wants all levels unlocked

[ebon steppe]

no bread :( ?

[native atlas]

queue simulator is better

[pseudo scaffold]

Only the host needs the level unlocked.

[dense moss]

i have been waiting in r1a1 for a while. didnt realize newbies were hard to find

[pseudo scaffold]

And well the LFG system has been in place since the very beginning and an unoriginal argument imo

[native atlas]

what to say? to be noob first I should play the product 😁

[pseudo scaffold]

It is Wednesday? Just around time people get off work etc. Currently

Guesstimating the time frame majority of people start getting online

[native atlas]

I do social services, maybe that's why I always give away my money

[pseudo scaffold]

At least here in the US

[pseudo scaffold]

And tbh getting a full lobby of newbies only is even harder

Since majority of people there are somewhat experienced or vets

[native atlas]

708
playing 8 min ago

[pseudo scaffold]

Not all of them play through the LFG here

Other servers/personal groups and etc

[native atlas]

ok but i see online game in steam store notice

[pseudo scaffold]

Doesn't help with plenty of people playing this game and being unable to handle
1- level length
2- difficulty
3- the LFG system and dead MM

Leading them to quit/return to other games

[pseudo scaffold]

The in-game menus lead you to the discord server and many experienced players here will offer help/information on how to LFG

[native atlas]

it doesn't seem difficult at all, it's just impossible to play alone and at the same time impossible to find a match in the basic level of the game, basically they created a product to play online but they hate players so it's impossible to find matches. that's how it seems

[pseudo scaffold]

LFG isn't a perfect system. But it isn't the worst of the ones I've seen either

Majority or all levels have been done solo (Aside from the more difficult ones taking advantage of bugs/cheese)

[native atlas]

maybe I explained myself badly, I don't need any information to play, I need to find a single damn game to unlock new game levels and expand the game search.

[pseudo scaffold]

You could just join them in the lfg. Regardless if you have them unlocked-

[raven palm]

lol have you tried lfg?
or clearing an A level with bots?

[native atlas]

and every time i start the game after 20 minutes i think of how many other ways i could have had to spend my money

[raven palm]

if its so easy go clear A1 with bots in 15 minutes

okay, so don't play and go away, you made a bad purchase 3 years ago

grats

[pseudo scaffold]

[raven palm]

idc

[dense sundial]

so

how is everyone

[pseudo scaffold]

Doesn't help that 3 years ago. The game was cheaper.

[raven palm]

doin aight, wrappin up work

[pseudo scaffold]

tired

[dense sundial]

d:

D:

[pseudo scaffold]

Gotta clean bunch stuff before I can sit down and surf net/game

[sweet briar]

im stuck on r1b2 rn

[raven palm]

ooph, are you runnin 3 bots?

[sweet briar]

always lol

i just joined the discord literally 10 minutes ago lol

[raven palm]

yup, the shooters on that level can be nasty once they clump ip

[pseudo scaffold]

Also wheat. I ran into a guy who lagged so bad he had to leave and join back multiple times during my R2D2 run a week or 2 ago

[sweet briar]

yeah i made it basically to the hsu target then died tryin to get to extract

[pseudo scaffold]

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[pseudo scaffold]

Made me feel bad considering how my net was back then

[raven palm]

oh! then check out #how-to-matchmake and #lfg-beginners and you should be able to find someone to help you out! humans help quite a bit!

[pseudo scaffold]

Where is real mayroo. This not Senko pfp having fake

[frosty imp]

I am the REAL mayroo

[raven palm]

ooph

[pseudo scaffold]

[frosty imp]

I promise

[sweet briar]

yeah i actually hit a game with real people but they werent the stealthiest group

[pseudo scaffold]

Das not senko

[frosty imp]

identification

[pseudo scaffold]

That's maywoonaise

[pseudo scaffold]

[raven palm]

[pseudo scaffold]

Rough.

[native atlas]

I still don't see the point of making a very difficult online coop game where no online matches can be found. buying this game is like owning a ferrari without an engine.

[frosty imp]

senko h*ntai mc

Truly

[native atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/seulisasoo-money-gif-24056547

[raven palm]

the mm system got added late at the demand of steam commenters, and never had the population to hold itself up.

[pseudo scaffold]

Majority of the active playerbase didn't request MM

[frosty imp]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[raven palm]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[burnt flame]

is it just me or matchmaking is dead

[frosty imp]

matchmaking worthless

[pseudo scaffold]

It's not just you

[frosty imp]

lfg real

[burnt flame]

Im doing a test of different games to see how they perform!

[pseudo scaffold]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[frosty imp]

Devs should literally just remove mm

[burnt flame]

you can't play gtfo solo right?

[raven palm]

lfg or irl friends

[frosty imp]

and just make discord a big invite thing

GTFO you can solo all of it technically

[native atlas]

I understand that there is no solution to the problem so another bad review is coming, when the steam dot turns red maybe the developers wake up

[raven palm]

playing with three bots is tough!

[frosty imp]

Very fucking near impossible hard perhaps

[pseudo scaffold]

You can with 3 bots but just take notes they can be quirky

[burnt flame]

I mean its a horror game with puzzles

[raven palm]

babysitting bots is its own skill

[burnt flame]

idk whjat the game is it was on my wishlist for a while

[raven palm]

no puzzles, just terminals

[pseudo scaffold]

too true.

[burnt flame]

found it

ready for cage drop might work ok

[pseudo scaffold]

Newcomers getting lost. Issa maze

[raven palm]

bhah thats true enough

[pseudo scaffold]

(Besides the time I had a "These edibles ain't shit" moment and I got lost on R6A1)

[frosty imp]

Truly

[raven palm]

game is cool, there is a lot of tech

[raven palm]

looks at map

[pseudo scaffold]

I recognized the tilesets from previous rundowns. And thought I was playing back at those times with those people I played with back in the day.

Only to snap back to the actual match multiple times.

I was fuckin baked.

Fried

[frosty imp]

Deep fried??/

[pseudo scaffold]

[frosty imp]

Roasted

Cooked

Steamed

(hams)

[pseudo scaffold]

Needless to say. I just slept after that match completed.

[raven palm]

boiled

[frosty imp]

Air fried

[pseudo scaffold]

Me: never again.

[raven palm]

as long as you got the clear, its good ahit

[frosty imp]

Burnt

Broiled

[pseudo scaffold]

~~ I died before even reaching extract ~~

~~ I got lost.... ~~

[sturdy bear]

qwq

i cry

[frosty imp]

Remembered just now that today I didn't even know if I even slept

[sturdy bear]

go to bed

[frosty imp]

Like it just felt more like I fell asleep, and at some point I woke up, and spent hours thinking of this surreal shit which didn't even feel like a dream

But no that was the dream

And I just couldn't fucking tell whether I slept or not

Truly a moment

Left me lost

[sturdy bear]

simple solution

go to bed

[boreal bough]

nuu

its time to wake up

it is 8:30 am

[sturdy bear]

oh hi

go to bed

[frosty imp]

Oh no

[sturdy bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[frosty imp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/560600063508742165/1094178541551243345/goobysart_who_could_have_seen_this_one_coming.gif

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[sturdy bear]

https://tenor.com/view/run-gif-24406607

[frosty imp]

"run-gif"

not running

what a stupid link

dumb

L

ratio

false advertising

[sturdy bear]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-chad-nerd-ratio-meme-gif-25605252

better?

[dreamy obsidian]

algun hispano hablante para hacer squad ? somos 2

[amber solar]

wnas man, podei ir a #hc-latin-america que tiene un server es espa, o en este server podei usar #lfg-latin-america para encontrar y compartir lobbies, solo lee como postear un mensaje en #how-to-matchmake

[native atlas]

I want my money back...................40€ 🥲 🤡 ❤️ 🔥

[amber solar]

localization really, funk u over

:^

[native atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-joe-joe-joe-vargas-angry-joe-show-slamming-desk-gif-20313585

[amber solar]

but well fairs this game is very, funky not for everyone

[raven palm]

go home

[native atlas]

devs home?

[amber solar]

i mean them maybs

they sleepin rn i think

[native atlas]

I paid someone's electricity bill

[sturdy bear]

👍

[amber solar]

:3

yeah
and u should feel nice

that dude probs did a model for a foam nade

:D

[digital junco]

What happened?

[amber solar]

hiii

[sturdy bear]

hi

[amber solar]

um, nothin much

[raven palm]

how is R2 Dakka Dakka?

[digital junco]

Oh someone complained about MM ok LMAO

[native atlas]

if you want I'll explain it to you in private, I don't want to repeat everything here again

[digital junco]

Fucking insane

It’s so goddamn good

[amber solar]

insano

is the joker

remnant joker D:

[digital junco]

YES

Except he’s a she and is an angry bitchass ghost

[raven palm]

damn bitchass ghost

why they gotta be like that

[native atlas]

Beautiful graphics, settings, sounds, everything ok, just a pity that it is impossible to play online and given the very difficult nature of the game and designed for a cooperative it is impossible to play alone, the search for online games depends on how many levels you have unlocked, the more levels you have the easier it will be to find a game and here is the immense problem, at the beginning you will only have a basic level to play which no one plays anymore so new players get stuck in an infinite search and then close the game. The only alternative is to enter the official discord and see if someone wants to play with you and this doesn't seem like the right procedure for a product to be played exclusively multiplayer.
If you buy it together with three other friends the game is ok otherwise save your money for something else and you won't end up like me with an online game where it is impossible to play online, the difficulty level is not scalable therefore it is impossible to pass the first run alone.

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[native atlas]

🥳

[digital junco]

Bro

First of all i aint reading all that

[ebon steppe]

where bread

[raven palm]

mad he can't return the game after he bought it 3 years ago. he keep complaining like we care

[native atlas]

I am an only child and have no siblings

[amber solar]

i did

hold on

[digital junco]

Secondly, Matchmaking was added after the game was out for 2 years

[raven palm]

just a troll account

[digital junco]

Everyone just used lfg

[ebon steppe]

people been completing whole rundowns alone

[digital junco]

And didn’t want to use MM

[raven palm]

dear, we have been through it imwith him 3 times over

[digital junco]

is MM inherently flawed? Yeah, but the devs can’t do shit if nobody used matchmaking lmao

[ebon steppe]

aqua

[digital junco]

You can use discord LFG or find another game

[sturdy bear]

pats cuites

[ebon steppe]

boy patting himself

[raven palm]

i say "bots" and he says, "but i don't wanna!"
he is actually a troll account

[native atlas]

hate me as well i don't care, why is a new player forced to search only the first level that no one plays online? Does it seem right to oblige those who pay for an online game to pray inside the discord to find players?

[raven palm]

Dusty Bunsty!!

[ebon steppe]

u can solo the whole game

theres proof of players soloing

[raven palm]

Dusty can cause Dusty

[digital junco]

Plenty of people are willing to help newbies

[ebon steppe]

and hiiii cutie aqua bun , how is u !!!

[raven palm]

💪

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[digital junco]

Honestly, you’ll find more people looking to help on A1 then on a lot of mid tier levels

[raven palm]

i am doin good! about to help my brother move (: going to have a leg work out day

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjs best of luck cutie !!!!

[amber solar]

oh :3
good luck with the... moving?

is that how u say it?

[raven palm]

hru hru cutie?

[native atlas]

guys do they give you money? I work and if I invest 40€ on a game I expect that at least the base is functional, how can you sell a game with online features where you can't find matches due to a stupid game level block?

[ebon steppe]

remember to buy bread and share

[amber solar]

i mean it would be hard to make just a linear game when everythin is unlocked, theres no curve, theres no nothin really to like hold onto it
a lot of people are willin to help newies

[raven palm]

exactly! you got it
and thank you! (:

[ebon steppe]

:3

[digital junco]

Anyways how you all doing?

[ebon steppe]

and dusty good finishing service for today

[raven palm]

[amber solar]

yes ok nice ksmdkm

[frosty imp]

um akshuyally

it's "anyway"

[digital junco]

Yay!

[amber solar]

:D

[ebon steppe]

gonna help giving a test for students in 2 saturdays

so that Saturday ill be a teacher

[amber solar]

dusty being a teacher

damnnnn

[ebon steppe]

:3

[raven palm]

[amber solar]

teach em about bread

:]

[digital junco]

Woah

Dusty good teacher

[frosty imp]

Dusty teach how to bread

[raven palm]

professor Dusty Bun!

[ebon steppe]

yes

bread

[native atlas]

but which people? we are a total of 700 players and I have already finished the early access runs, now I find myself with dropped skins but locked levels, I can only play the first run that no one is looking for anymore. This thing is driving me crazy and at this point I understand that the developers don't give a damn about this problem, the money has already entered.

[amber solar]

nommy

:]

[ebon steppe]

im hearing
"skill issue"

[amber solar]

ksmdkm

[narrow horizon]

wtf is this

[digital junco]

O_o

[ebon steppe]

bread

[amber solar]

haii darkyy

[digital junco]

DARKY

[frosty imp]

I think it's more like waa waa blah blah

[narrow horizon]

hi I'm alive

[ebon steppe]

hihihi darkyyy

how is u cutie

[frosty imp]

It functions well enough

[narrow horizon]

ah just chilling on my vacay

[ebon steppe]

yayyyyy

[frosty imp]

And you aren't limited to the first level if you join someone

[ebon steppe]

enjoy vacay

[amber solar]

noice :O didnt know u were on vacation

[native atlas]

In 20 years it's the first time I buy a game and I can't play it, this thing sucks. Don't even give me my money back damn you 😂

[narrow horizon]

I was gone since like saturday

and if I remember correctly I'll be gone till this sunday

[amber solar]

ik ksmdkm qwq i thought u were just busy or somethin

[ebon steppe]

gtfo when
gtfo when they do a feature that no one uses and they lose a player because other players dont use the feature that IS WORKING and no longer need to refund that player moni

[frosty imp]

He was busy doing yo'u're mom

[narrow horizon]

but it's pretty nice in here
been going through some wacky ravines in here

[frosty imp]

[digital junco]

Maybe stop complaining and post in LFG and you’ll be able to play

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ebon steppe]

i need a new gtfo sticker

[digital junco]

yes

[ebon steppe]

might draw one

[digital junco]

Hackett nom

[narrow horizon]

oh no, I could type in here at any time if I wanted to

I just didn't

:)

[frosty imp]

Dusty needs bread sticker

[amber solar]

fairs :3

[native atlas]

yes im able to queue simulator first run, tks for ur help

[ebon steppe]

jajsjsjsjs cutie darkyyyy

[narrow horizon]

fshfhshfhsj cutie dustyyy

[digital junco]

Bc snatcher looks like dog

U could have one sitting with bread

In mouth

:3

[boreal bough]

dusty woke up?

really?

[digital junco]

dusty woke

[ebon steppe]

seolyyyyyy

[raven palm]

and snatcher plays fetch!

[boreal bough]

woww

[ebon steppe]

missed seoly big times

[boreal bough]

long time no see

[ebon steppe]

yyyyy

[boreal bough]

[ebon steppe]

sadly dusty poof again
but missed u all cuties
hope to see u again

take care cuties i poof

[native atlas]

there are match finding problems in our game.......who cares?........problem solved

[digital junco]

byyy dusty!

[boreal bough]

poofy

[narrow horizon]

hav a good one dusty

[native atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-button-keyboard-press-the-ban-button-gif-16387934

[boreal bough]

byee

[amber solar]

byeee :3

[frosty imp]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[native atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/hnh-hearth-and-haven-haven-and-hearth-gif-23543793

[frosty imp]

real

[amber solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/782163706657374210/834831370504896588/image0-2-1-1.gif

[raven palm]

is cat

[frosty imp]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[raven palm]

real

[sturdy bear]

slendi

[native atlas]

these devs must really hate gamers

[frosty imp]

[boreal bough]

[frosty imp]

I don't know

[amber solar]

:3

[frosty imp]

isn't that Ubishit and Eat Ass?

[raven palm]

[amber solar]

more like naentendo

[frosty imp]

nindo\

fuck nindo

fr

[digital junco]

As much as I disagree with some of the stuff 10cc has done wrong

[amber solar]

fuck nandos

wait

[frosty imp]

games are real good shit tho

[amber solar]

thats another thing

[frosty imp]

But fuck nindo

[amber solar]

fuck niendi

[sturdy bear]

nando machine's son

[digital junco]

It drives me nuts when people are like “no matchmaking = bad”

[amber solar]

if u dont pirate nindo
do it

is easy

[frosty imp]

It exist

[orchid plinth]

What’s happening

[digital junco]

When it’s not even devs fault that nobody uses it

[frosty imp]

so not bad???

[narrow horizon]

just solo the game

duh

[amber solar]

hai :3
sorry um hectic moment here in gen chat

[sturdy bear]

YOOO

[digital junco]

Yeah lmao

[sturdy bear]

darkyy

[frosty imp]

Or use the discord lfg!!!

[native atlas]

It's true, we players are all bad except when we pay and we can't ask for a refund

[narrow horizon]

YOOO

[digital junco]

Or that

[narrow horizon]

random

[digital junco]

Use LFG

[sturdy bear]

:>

[digital junco]

what a concept

[frosty imp]

Concept?

A con??

[digital junco]

Damn must be bad game

Bc con

[narrow horizon]

let em complain

[frosty imp]

I was trijiconned when I tried using a trijicon and it wasn't a magnifier

[digital junco]

I like poking the bear

[narrow horizon]

it get's funnier each time they repeat themselfs

[sturdy bear]

darkyy much spooky this time of the year

is it halloween for you?

[digital junco]

Sppopy

[narrow horizon]

no it's goblin hours

[frosty imp]

October is 5 million years away

what the fuck is bringing this up

[narrow horizon]

October isn't real

[frosty imp]

No oktoberfest for germans I guess

Or maybe that's not a strictly october thing

But I would imagine it is

[native atlas]

the game doesn't work and the moderators even fuck you after you spend money, spectacular 🥳

[sturdy bear]

yay so i get to live

[frosty imp]

I love it when they do

[digital junco]

It literally does you’re just being stubborn because you’re too high-up to use LFG

[frosty imp]

Goblin deez nuts???

hahahhaha gottem

get ROASTED

[native atlas]

me too, so I know what to advise against to friends and from which developers not to buy anything anymore. hahahaha funnyù

[digital junco]

That’s like being handed an ability to progress a game, not use it, then complain

[sturdy bear]

me when goblin

kills goblin

[frosty imp]

Dungeon Defenders

[pseudo scaffold]

[valid echo]

I miss Dungeon Defenders

[pseudo scaffold]

there's still complaints?

[narrow horizon]

let em seek attention in peace dak 🙏

[frosty imp]

Dungeon Defenders was the real shit when I was a kid

I loved it

[narrow horizon]

no need to repeat yourself

[digital junco]

I might :3

[sturdy bear]

thats what my dumbass is for

[frosty imp]

But man I hated that the cool stuff was behind a goddamn paywall

My poor childhood

[edgy niche]

https://tenor.com/view/gtfo-gtfo-meme-gtfo-the-game-hop-on-hop-on-gtfo-gif-24474176

[native atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/mood-so-what-talk-lost-lost-money-gif-12389859

[frosty imp]

Stealth fest for steam

Dead By Daylight

[sturdy bear]

^cringe

[frosty imp]

I highly doubt that game has a shred of stealth

[native atlas]

dbd work online

[digital junco]

It does for like

[valid echo]

Orcs must die was decent

[digital junco]

Ghostface

And that’s it

[frosty imp]

Ok

[digital junco]

Sometimes mixheal

[frosty imp]

But that's like

0% of the game

Thief Simulator

truly

[boreal bough]

ah

i bought it

[native atlas]

if you don't like the game that's fine, but the search for games on dbd works

[boreal bough]

thief simulator

[sturdy bear]

pats seoly

[boreal bough]

it maybe 2~3 dollar

[frosty imp]

Thief Simulator

dole

[digital junco]

🥖

[frosty imp]

r'

[boreal bough]

im not pet

[frosty imp]

Guess I'll buy it

only 3 dillers

[sturdy bear]

i only pat cuties pats cutie

[frosty imp]

Wonder if I should get gloomwood

[digital junco]

Dill

[frosty imp]

but idk

[digital junco]

Want pickle

[frosty imp]

diller

fnaf security breach

[boreal bough]

hummm

[frosty imp]

no discount

[raven palm]

Daky is h u n g y

[frosty imp]

It should be a 100% discount

[boreal bough]

okay i’ll be pat for you

[digital junco]

Hongy

[raven palm]

are there foods for you? dills for you to pickle?

[pseudo scaffold]

Daky is HONGY for R2

[sturdy bear]

more pats :>

[frosty imp]

Thief Simulator 2

[boreal bough]

[frosty imp]

It looks just like thief simulator 1

[sturdy bear]

how are yo seoly?

[digital junco]

YES

[sturdy bear]

*you

[pseudo scaffold]

just play

[frosty imp]

"Thief Simulator"

[pseudo scaffold]

into the backrooms

[frosty imp]

Money truck robbery

[pseudo scaffold]

😄

[boreal bough]

im good

except little sleepy

[digital junco]

no

[sturdy bear]

:D

[digital junco]

I wanna play more Remnant 2

[frosty imp]

no

bad gaem

likew gtfo bad

[raven palm]

into the back rooms makes me sad :/

[sturdy bear]

hope you get some snooze soon

[pseudo scaffold]

too easy or no content?

[frosty imp]

Alien isolation

Nah

[boreal bough]

jsjs i’ll snooze

[frosty imp]

Splinter Cells Blacklist

[digital junco]

shnoze

[frosty imp]

If only the online side of the game was more active

[digital junco]

have good snooze seoly!

[pseudo scaffold]

a game I want to like. but it will FEEL Old when you play it

[raven palm]

the feel, i played it and it doesn't " feeeel " like a game, it feels like

hmmm

[boreal bough]

thanks for everyone!

[frosty imp]

I honestly just bought it hoping that spys vs mercs was active enough

[frosty imp]

but sadly not

[raven palm]

with just walking it wasn't for me

[frosty imp]

Still enjoyed its sort of mediocre story

forgot that it has coop

That was cool too

[pseudo scaffold]

I vaguely recall seeing a yt video titled about a game based off spy vs mercs. didn't watch it though

[native atlas]

after realizing that you are not interested in solving the problem and that you don't have the balls to give me my money back I can leave this discord where the moderators are fucking with consumers, thanks mod, you have been useful as an ass without a hole, Now you can also ban me and make your owners happy. good life with other people's money 🥲

[frosty imp]

Honestly a really fun game

[frosty imp]

I think it's uhh

[pseudo scaffold]

or something like a spiritual successor

[frosty imp]

Intruder

[raven palm]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[frosty imp]

Intruder is cool

[digital junco]

Sir, I told you how to fix your problem

[sturdy bear]

bro you bought the game, played it for 2 hours and then changed your mind

[narrow horizon]

.t lfg

[frosty imp]

it is pretty similar to spies vs merc

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[digital junco]

Sorry that you don’t want to play GTFO

[pseudo scaffold]

3 years ago*

[sturdy bear]

bruh

[digital junco]

Oh 3 YEARS lmao

[raven palm]

in what ways is it different?

[pseudo scaffold]

iirc due to a Coma

[digital junco]

I thought this was recent

[pseudo scaffold]

I wasn't here when that context was stated though

[sturdy bear]

i probably was

[raven palm]

Oh wait! Isn't the early access of GTFO a completely separate game??

[sturdy bear]

but i dont rememebr

[frosty imp]

Time for me to find a stealth game that is cool stealf

EA Gtfo is separate

[sturdy bear]

^payday 2

[frosty imp]

Just "GTFO Beta" I believe

[raven palm]

he isn't a troll, how did people with the early access version get the real version???

[frosty imp]

Payday 2 I have already

[frosty imp]

They bought the real version

[sturdy bear]

stealth overdrill

[frosty imp]

Literally can't get the game any other way

[pseudo scaffold]

but regardless complaining in the Game's Discord server isn't exactly the best way to get a "refund" after some years and already over 2hrs

[frosty imp]

Payday 2 I already spent at least 800 hours

Might have hit 1000 hours already

I got back into it, really fun to do dsod

But the fucking epic update came

Stupid fucking shit fr

[raven palm]

thank you, i almost tricked myself into having sympathy for him,
actual troll acount

[pseudo scaffold]

[frosty imp]

Maybe I will get back into payday 2 eventually

But payday 3 is coming around

[raven palm]

does Payday have a similar feel to GTFO? or just mechanically similar?

[digital junco]

Neither IMO

[frosty imp]

payday 2 you just run, jump and crouch for maximum conceal while speeding through the air

Payday 2 has a funny janky stealth which is really good

But it shines as a horde shooter however

Still, both stealth and the loud aspect are fun

[pseudo scaffold]

I CRINGED when people compared R6 extraction to GTFO

[frosty imp]

people should stop comparing two games together

[raven palm]

bhahah then why people campare it so often? lol

[frosty imp]

Payday 2 has 0 correlation nor is it similar in literally every way

R6 Extraction is an Ubishit game

[raven palm]

thats sounds fun though!

[frosty imp]

It's going to appeal to some more casual shooter non stealth one

[digital junco]

Bc created by same people lol

[frosty imp]

It is

[pseudo scaffold]

tbf most skill issued people who come here tryna play L4D (gtfo) should just go play back4blood

= - =

[sturdy bear]

or l4d

[pseudo scaffold]

I'm astonished when I see some newcomers expecting this game to play like l4d

[digital junco]

bro where the Lil Queso review at

[frosty imp]

Stealth is super easy to make builds around, but you have some pretty good variety, of whether you want hacker for a quick short emergency ecm, or go fucking speeding through the map after you set your hp to 0 with yakuza

[tulip stag]

I’m as useful as an ass without a hole

[digital junco]

O_o

[pseudo scaffold]

I'm just an Asshole

🙂

[frosty imp]

And for loud, there is so many possibilities that you will absolutely find a playstyle

[raven palm]

but asses are super helpful with carrying things over long distances

🙂

[pseudo scaffold]

Loafy has a "Bakery"

[frosty imp]

There are of course some really super OP perk decks, and a lot of builds tend to follow similar patterns with how skill trees are set up

[pseudo scaffold]

[sturdy bear]

👍

[tulip stag]

[pseudo scaffold]

plays John wick Loud only mission

[frosty imp]

But nonetheless, people make build guides that you just look for a build, see how it is if they post a video showcasing it, and they are pretty good overall

There is personal skill, some are easy peasy turn on ability, some require more planning on how you use your abilities

[pseudo scaffold]

still funny that the JohnWick DLC's DMR is iirc the best DMR for a Dodge build

[frosty imp]

Some are just purely passive and that makes it nicer to play

[pseudo scaffold]

(not including the John Wick Bot just tanking/Dodging all the bullets)

[frosty imp]

I think I know the gun, it's not too bad

[sturdy bear]

Dumb question time, what does DMR stand for?

[frosty imp]

Designated Marksman Rifle

[pseudo scaffold]

Designated Marksman Rifle

[frosty imp]

Truly

[pseudo scaffold]

First

[frosty imp]

Mine first

[pseudo scaffold]

Facccc u Mayroo (real)

I was first

[frosty imp]

fak you Solace (sus)

Me first

[sturdy bear]

both gets crowns

[frosty imp]

I am not a king nor a prince

[sturdy bear]

i would of guess for like Dumbass mighty riffle

[frosty imp]

I am merely the peasant

[pseudo scaffold]

You are maywoonaise

[tulip stag]

Fouck me (questionable?)

[sturdy bear]

you want a fish then?

[frosty imp]

no

absolutely not

[digital junco]

Slapp with fibsh

[pseudo scaffold]

Loafy is like
"Oh no my Bakery is making so much noise"
Giant Naked man hears clapping from the hallway

definitely not referring to Outlast trials

[sturdy bear]

👍 ?

[frosty imp]

Outlasted Trail

[pseudo scaffold]

Mayroo Trials

[frosty imp]

Infirst Trail

Mayroo trial

[tulip stag]

[sturdy bear]

cant last more than 10 seconds

[frosty imp]

Eat this container of mayroonaise to pass this level

[digital junco]

mayo

mmm

[boreal bough]

nez

[frosty imp]

Mayonazi

[sturdy bear]

reads amounts of sugar

[digital junco]

Nah drink the bleach from that one trial

[pseudo scaffold]

inb4 someone devours it like Peter B Parker from into the spiderverse

[pseudo scaffold]

gotta dip your loaf of bread into the soup right?

makes the bread edible

[digital junco]

Bredible

[sturdy bear]

distant vine boom

[frosty imp]

Inbredible

[digital junco]

wait no hold on

I just read that again

[frosty imp]

Mmmmm

[pseudo scaffold]

My body is submersible and breathable

[frosty imp]

Truly

Titantic trip

[sturdy bear]

Titanic drip ™

[frosty imp]

Me when my titan sub got drip

[rare reef]

when the ocean got that grip

[sturdy bear]

brooooo

[pseudo scaffold]

But it has that Fish Smell

[frosty imp]

A fishy situation

[rare reef]

theres a killer among the people inside the submarine

[pseudo scaffold]

[digital junco]

Among us?

[pseudo scaffold]

Aogus

[kind lotus]

aogus

[sturdy bear]

amogus

[low basin]

Barotrauma?

[digital junco]

Fun game

Would clown again

[robust warren]

Gtfo trauma?

[sturdy bear]

more than that

[rare reef]

deep meaning gtfo trauma

[sturdy bear]

Gregory...
The
Fucking
Olandmines

[rare reef]

"if you run out of ammo, all may feel lost, but you can switch to Hammer"

[sturdy bear]

hammer too hard

[pseudo scaffold]

**" REMEMBER. SWITCHING TO YOUR HAMMER IS FASTER THAN RELOADING. " **

[sturdy bear]

switching to your hammer and then back to your gun is faster than a normal reload

knife the watermelon

[pseudo scaffold]

"HAM'MA THE WA'AH MEL'ON SGT"

[unique pebble]

what

[sturdy bear]

https://tenor.com/view/g4-g4tv-esports-boosted-watermelon-gif-24504039

[pseudo scaffold]

a Wild Cannie

quick someone call Ozai

[sturdy bear]

nah

too lazy

[unique pebble]

I am very uhhh

tame

I swear

[digital junco]

sure

[rare reef]

me with the giant's balls in order to land a crit

[sturdy bear]

pain

[pseudo scaffold]

ozai would be gone for 1.5 hours and you got drunk

[unique pebble]

;-;

its how I cope with it

don't judge