general

[wet gust]

If their wearing socks it’s only Bromance

[ebon steppe]

did u all know

[last tartan]

dusty?

don't keep us waiting like that

[ebon steppe]

:3

[last tartan]

no

no!

we will never know that

[wet gust]

I was waiting too ngl

[undone birch]

me! but only the girl ones

[raven palm]

[last tartan]

truly a sad day

[olive dock]

yay arma decided to kill itself again

[wet gust]

But back to attempting big brain exercises

[last tartan]

lovely

have fun lemon

[frosty shell]

[undone birch]

Thanks Aqua for being a fan

[olive dock]

[wet gust]

If you sleep before I randomly pop in ! Have Snazz Nightmares and delightful dreams big dawg

[undone birch]

i'll rember you when i famous

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[undone birch]

[frosty shell]

[last tartan]

huh this is a gen chat insanity moment

[ebon steppe]

wish i coulds be remembered :3

[olive dock]

i will always remember the dusty

[ebon steppe]

dusty go dies , byebyebyeee cuties , takes cares

[raven palm]

as lkng as i am a side character in your biography, and not a villain, it is a good day

[last tartan]

keep in mind every message you send makes you remembered by discord

[elfin rampart]

r7a1 ez

3rd mission

[last tartan]

its A1 after all

[elfin rampart]

quicker than r1

W

[raven palm]

Go, FIGHT, WIN!

[undone birch]

idk who my nemesis ends up being but I need an ennemy to lover arc

[frosty shell]

R7A1 is probably the easiest level ever

[undone birch]

ur mom is the easiest level

[last tartan]

wow

a ur mom joke

[undone birch]

don't die noooo

[frosty shell]

well that's a different game

[raven palm]

gteeeem

[last tartan]

wha

[elfin rampart]

huh

[ebon steppe]

:3

[last tartan]

=)

[undone birch]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOYChxlXoAQL_7w?format=png&name=small

[raven palm]

bhahah the French and Burgers are complimentary rivals

[last tartan]

you mean gun country?

[raven palm]

Burger land!

[last tartan]

is that... a virus?!

[raven palm]

home of the Gun™️

[undone birch]

SECAM, our alternative norm to PAL, was unoficially dubbed "Système Elegant Contre les AMericains" (elegant system against the americans)

[last tartan]

i like that

can it be repurposed as an insult?

[undone birch]

I don't really think so

sadly

[raven palm]

they're Freedom Fries! 😤

[undone birch]

PFFF

[last tartan]

what fries

what fries?!

[undone birch]

we just call them fries

where's Chads like that

[raven palm]

the freedom ones!

[last tartan]

i only know one kind of fries

[undone birch]

Cléo, professional Chadette

[last tartan]

and i dunno how they are called

[undone birch]

ur mom fries

curly fries?

[ebon steppe]

!)

[undone birch]

dusty fries?

damn

dusty

jump

[raven palm]

thick fries

[undone birch]

OH DAMN

OH

[ebon steppe]

i no fkc rat :(

[last tartan]

rat?

what rat?

[undone birch]

i'd put that to the test

i'm sure you're extra crunchy

come on 🥺 for me

[ebon steppe]

mmmmhhhhh can dusty get pats ?

[last tartan]

huh

i can't believe im doing this

pats dusty

[ebon steppe]

:3

[undone birch]

pats dusty

[raven palm]

dusty pats for Dusty Bun

[ebon steppe]

:3

[last tartan]

well im gonna go eat a baguette and go to sleep

my sleep schedule will die

=)

[ebon steppe]

enjoy staff of life and sweet dreams cutie :3

[raven palm]

i hope you have a great rest!

[last tartan]

🥖

[undone birch]

🥖

[ebon steppe]

:3

[raven palm]

🥖

[pseudo scaffold]

[elfin rampart]

bagettes are amazing

with ham

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[carmine cobalt]

I just returned after a while, and the game seems 10x more buggy now, is it just me or is it bad right now?

[pseudo scaffold]

Always

Has

Been

[carmine cobalt]

Nah

Last time I played it wasnt this bad

[pseudo scaffold]

My answer doesn't change

[carmine cobalt]

Ive never had a bug where the flash light was turned off on one client and tunred on, on another client

Now I have

[pseudo scaffold]

Client / host thing

Connection

[carmine cobalt]

Net code

[last tartan]

that was actually a bug for a long time

[carmine cobalt]

Its the first time for me

[last tartan]

but yeah more bugs are popping up

[pseudo scaffold]

It wouldn't be the first time someone finally comes across a age old bug

[undone birch]

netcode is hard

multiplayer was a mistake

[last tartan]

solo gtfo could be fun

[pseudo scaffold]

Gamedevhard

[last tartan]

if it was you know

balanced around solo

[undone birch]

unironically

ye

i feel lik it's a choice to force that experience

[pseudo scaffold]

"Game is intended for 4 player coop"

[undone birch]

which is a ballsy choice from the devs to force a specific experience, and I respect that

[last tartan]

thats a sugestion

they don’t force it

[undone birch]

but ultimately it limits the game for people

they don't anymore now that bots are usable

[last tartan]

if you ignore the existence of D and E tier

[pseudo scaffold]

It means everything is balanced around having 4 people.

[carmine cobalt]

The game was designed for coop

[pseudo scaffold]

[carmine cobalt]

Thats just fact

[last tartan]

yeah and i like breaking design

[pseudo scaffold]

By design. GTFO has no Bugs

It has. "Features"

[last tartan]

=)

[carmine cobalt]

Im blocking this man

[pseudo scaffold]

[frosty shell]

No really it has no bugs
parasite? check
Flying tentacle thingy ? check
naked running people? check
bugs ? nuh-hu

[pseudo scaffold]

Deep rock galactic
Pro: It has a lot of bugs
Con: It has a lot of bugs

[olive dock]

what

[undone birch]

DRG Me
🤝
having bugs

[olive dock]

i exist again and I come back to bugs

[pseudo scaffold]

And tbf. Zol asked in general chat

I'd refer to GTFO chat/related questions

Regardless our answers likely aren't going to be that different

[undone birch]

imagine asking gtfo questions on gtfo servers

[wet gust]

Love this deep rock is amazing, Rock n Stone gents!

[undone birch]

rock and stone

[pseudo scaffold]

a surprising amount of people don't use server channels for intended purposes

[wet gust]

Anyways I still gtg I just couldn’t pass up saying rock and stone

[olive dock]

rock and stone, fellow dwarf

[pseudo scaffold]

I wanna find a Lady Dwarf with a Bigger beard than mine.

:sadge:

[olive dock]

true

[undone birch]

well

I have beard

[pseudo scaffold]

Pfp shows otherwise

I vaguely recall

[undone birch]

my lies just got exposed

[pseudo scaffold]

Someone in the past asking about it

Or to change it

Some shit like that

[undone birch]

about adding lady dwarves?

[pseudo scaffold]

Ur pfp

[undone birch]

AH

[pseudo scaffold]

It was probably several months ago

Random ass memory when I was lurking chat

[undone birch]

i hope their question were "who's that hottie" and "is she single"

[frosty shell]

who are you and are you single

[undone birch]

i'm a goblin

[pseudo scaffold]

I'm a crusty old single Pringle

[undone birch]

not single

but ready to mingle

[raven palm]

she has updated pfps a couple times

[pseudo scaffold]

Newb throne

[frosty shell]

w-

[raven palm]

i used to be cute Ornstein

[pseudo scaffold]

I used to be Solace

[undone birch]

for bragging and compliment fishing only

[pseudo scaffold]

Now I'm Solace

[undone birch]

I've always known Aqua with Kobayashi pfp

[pseudo scaffold]

The better Makima

[undone birch]

back when I watched the anime I also was a flat lesbian so Kobayashi was confort character 🙏

now i'm just a lesbian

[pseudo scaffold]

When Kobayashi got drunk off chocolate ❤️

[frosty shell]

can't wait to upgrade the same

[undone birch]

i'm pretty sure it was one of the worst scene of the anime

and thus refuse to consider cannon

[last tartan]

why do i come back to some anime things

[raven palm]

i should rewatch it

need more reaponse emotes

[undone birch]

not this one you shouldn't

fair

[raven palm]

based, i will skip that episode

[undone birch]

lemme send you in DM

and react here

[raven palm]

chocolate wasted is a lame American comdey reference

[undone birch]

was I right

[last tartan]

why do i see anime in gen chat

i don’t like what i see here

[raven palm]

IT

[undone birch]

oh no I broke her

||I mean||

[raven palm]

UGHHHHHH

WHYYYYY

LIKE

COMMMMME ONNNNNNN

[olive dock]

suffer

now i go back to watching my stupid isekais

[raven palm]

those are the worse culprtts!!!

[last tartan]

i don’t like this kind of suffering

[undone birch]

when in doubt

commit self isekai

[elfin rampart]

xd

[olive dock]

🍞

[patent kernel]

lol

[ebon steppe]

:3

[olive dock]

dust exists

highlight of my day

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjssjjs

[olive dock]

:))

[last tartan]

🥖

[olive dock]

bred

[undone birch]

i wish

[last tartan]

does frog bread exists

wha

why

[olive dock]

i regret

[undone birch]

am french

i would eat frog bread

[last tartan]

i am not french

[undone birch]

no shitpost, frog legs taste kinda like chicken

[last tartan]

would eat frog bread

[last tartan]

they do

[frosty shell]

so

it's time

for gaming

Monique

[last tartan]

after watching skurry play frogsong i am obsessed with frogs

and salamanders

have fun gaming french people

[olive dock]

im not french

[frosty shell]

monique is

ignoring me

[olive dock]

arson

[undone birch]

i'm not ignoring you you bloody woman

if you don't @ me I don't see it

I don't have autobot

[frosty shell]

[last tartan]

oh?

[olive dock]

commit arson as i almost wanna attempt r1d1

[last tartan]

wdym attempt

you do not have the clear?

[olive dock]

i will fail

no

[last tartan]

should have said it earlier

[olive dock]

que

[last tartan]

i would happily go die with you

[wet gust]

Hope everyone is still Snazz

[last tartan]

but im tired as frog

[narrow horizon]

could try to help out with it at least a lil bit if you wanna

[last tartan]

and have a migraine

[narrow horizon]

sry I died randomly

after asking that question

[last tartan]

nah its fine

[olive dock]

what type of lvl is d1, hsu pdec, etc?

[last tartan]

dying is fun

[last tartan]

um none

its a reactor shutdown mission

[olive dock]

oh

[narrow horizon]

it is indeed

[last tartan]

but

not a reactor startup mission

do not confuse

R1D1 is unique

[olive dock]

stealth mission or wave mission

[narrow horizon]

both

[last tartan]

umm kinda both

want me to quickly explain?

[olive dock]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

guess I'll die

trial by fire time

[last tartan]

okay

when im awake and you still need the clear

i can help you out

but for now

[olive dock]

👍

[last tartan]

i shall turn off for a couple hours

[narrow horizon]

have fun with that

[last tartan]

goodnight everyone

[obtuse inlet]

Sleep well cube!

[narrow horizon]

gn

[dusk horizon]

impossible to find lobbies

[last tartan]

my sleep schedule will die

[obtuse inlet]

Rio

[last tartan]

🥖

[dusk horizon]

dead game for $40

fun

[narrow horizon]

tell me about it

[last tartan]

let me die in peace fellow polish person

[narrow horizon]

Matchmaking is a pos don't even try using it

[obtuse inlet]

Did you try #lfg?

[olive dock]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[olive dock]

matchmake is dead

lfg is not

[obtuse inlet]

Plenty of players still. In game match making really is dead

Guess they either Uninstalled or they found a group lol

[wet gust]

You should sleep home slice

[wet gust]

That’s not good

[wet gust]

Sleep well

[wet gust]

Hades I hope your doing Snazz my G!!

[wet gust]

I hope the second one

[raven palm]

he in a lobby

also been here for 2 months, he still in it

[raven topaz]

good evening guys please tell me whitch guns and tools i need to pick (im a completely begginner just ending the tutorial)?

[wet gust]

Weapons are purely subjective to your playstyle and what run you choose

[frosty shell]

pick what you like, test everything

[unique pebble]

there are good weapons to choose

[frosty shell]

Have a good balanced tool setup with your team

[unique pebble]

but most of it is just how it feels while using them

[wet gust]

R1A1 would be the perfect start as R1 is simple, but you probably want a bot to hold the biotracker because they will auto ping enemies if shit hits the fan

[frosty shell]

99% of the weapons are "good at certain thing, bad at some other", situationnal you could say

[unique pebble]

usually for a full squad, the tools would be two senturies, mine/c-foam, and biotracker

[ebon steppe]

🍞

[wet gust]

Very true

Also …

[undone birch]

except me

i'm a gamer god

[wet gust]

MAET!!!!! I HOPE YOU ARE SNAZZY MY !!! MAKE TUESDAY YOUR DAY MY G!!!

[wet gust]

Gurl

The ego

[raven topaz]

thanks for the tips i really like this game, i just bought her today and this is awesome

[undone birch]

I know right

[frosty shell]

egirl ego

[undone birch]

That's how I attract the bitches

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[olive dock]

dusty the cutie

[unique pebble]

I HOPE THE SAME FOR YOU MY DUDE!!

[wet gust]

It’s definitely a masterpiece in gluing you in and scaring you at the same time ! But learn one thing at a time the learning curve can be aggressive. But if you learn the terminal the. The game gets 80% easier

[wet gust]

This I believe 🙏 you do you lolz I just like to call out egos where I can “especially since mine is small”

[undone birch]

🙏

[wet gust]

Homie… life gave me lemons, and I turned it into orange 🍊 juice just to keep the world guessing

[undone birch]

Make life take the melon back

[unique pebble]

damn u out here making magic happen man lmao

[wet gust]

Or just my slight of hand 🤚 🍋

[unique pebble]

pretty fuckin cool either way B)

[wet gust]

Ayeeee

Anyways I got a question

If a burglar stole all ur lamps … would you be 😤 pissed? Or ❌ 💡 delighted 😁

[unique pebble]

um

ngl I did chuckle to that but its so bad lmao

[wet gust]

Yeah ik I’m lame for that but it was worth my giggle

[wet gust]

Hehe yeahhhh

[olive dock]

I'd ask him where he found my lamps because I've been lookin for them bitches for years

[wet gust]

Right we’re you left them … years ago

[olive dock]

i do not live alone

[wet gust]

Lemon was promoted to “The Villian”

[wet gust]

Other people take your lamps?

[olive dock]

Kade was promoted to "Fuck-You-Up Man"

[olive dock]

my parents

[wet gust]

I thought I was the only Lamp Burglar

[wet gust]

Sheeeesh I have competition??? You know what that’s their terf they can maneuver ur lamps I’ll just go after someone else

[cerulean flare]

Imagine being teleported into the world of GTFO

[unique pebble]

I would die instantly

[olive dock]

I go sneep snorp

gives me a perfect excuse to hit things with hammers

[unique pebble]

I wouldn't wanna be touched by those tentacles either

[cerulean flare]

Bruh

[unique pebble]

what? u would want to?

[olive dock]

just drop me in with my trusty 8 pound sledge, a .50cal, and a .45acp

[signal quarry]

man

moderating with stupid fucking children is tiresome as fuck

[olive dock]

indeed

[signal quarry]

defending someone who posted animal cruelty
defending someone who is a repeated NSFW posting rule breaker

then they told me, my dinner tonight should be my last

i reported that one to discord

and its just a server with 30 people

[wet gust]

What’s for din din tho

[signal quarry]

chilly beans

[wet gust]

Ayeeeeeee

Beans beans they’re good for your heart

[olive dock]

reminds me of that discord that got govt secrets leaked

[wet gust]

The more you eat the more you ☁️

[signal quarry]

yeah these 15 year olds are just morons

beans are great but makes me gas

💨

[wet gust]

On a serious note sorry big dawg that you have to deal with that garbage 🗑️

[wet gust]

Yeahhhh true beans b Gassy

[signal quarry]

I've never been told on Discord to die before

i've been a member since 2019 too

weird

well I guess I did well to avoid morons

[undone birch]

damn

[olive dock]

i have been told to die many times over my discord life

in many ways

[undone birch]

yeah

[olive dock]

including someone attempting to doxx me and doxxing themselves instead

[undone birch]

isn't that part of the internet experience

[signal quarry]

Nah mate, fuck those, I can't let that situation make me fuss about it

[olive dock]

I didn't

[signal quarry]

Great

Imma just play some videogames instead

[olive dock]

ya boi is the peak of "fuck it"

[signal quarry]

aren't they a great distraction

[undone birch]

y'all never told someone to commit sudoku on the internet?

that's wild

also what the fuck were people on between 2015 and 2019

skype kinda died after 2015

[olive dock]

yeah

[undone birch]

never thought I'd say this

but sometimes i miss it

even tho it was worse in every way

nostalgia truly is brainrot

[olive dock]

it was from a better time, not for the internet, but for life

[undone birch]

not really

[timber zinc]

I thought

[undone birch]

i like miss the sound

[olive dock]

this is also coming from the time I was a child, so it was better for me, at the very least

[timber zinc]

that you used a buff by dropping the booster

but

I just lost a really good booster

and I wanted to use them for the first time :C

[olive dock]

prepare

you'll get more dw :))

[timber zinc]

but I wanted to get a strong regen cap increase :CCC

[olive dock]

what was the cap

[timber zinc]

85%

and I wanted to use two more to get it up to 125%

[vast gust]

uh

[undone birch]

what the

[olive dock]

you can only use one from each category per run

[timber zinc]

I know

but I had one for regen cap on the yellow one, blue one and red one

[olive dock]

it'd have been 20 + 85% of 20

[timber zinc]

yes

85% increase of 20

[olive dock]

so it'd have been uh... 45

[timber zinc]

so I would most likely always be above 45 health yes

[olive dock]

that's actually pretty good

[void lark]

hello all.

[olive dock]

i think the highest possible is 80%

[olive dock]

hi there

[vast gust]

@ebon steppe

[timber zinc]

I'm looking for people to play with ;-;

R2B2

I posted the thing

already

but so far nothing ☠️

[void lark]

I'm still in R1

[olive dock]

same

[olive dock]

well, you can do any mission as long as lobby host has the mission unlocked

and a new player can technically do any rundown, just has to unlock the specific missions by progressing in that rundown

[void lark]

I know, I just like to go in order.

[olive dock]

same

[void lark]

part of my OCD

[olive dock]

I can relate

[timber zinc]

I'm going in order too

[signal quarry]

maybe as a filthy frank reference to goof around

or that one black guy with the thunder and lightning in the background

that one is funny

[amber solar]

nom nom grape juice

[signal quarry]

grape juice

[amber solar]

yes

[signal quarry]

🍇

[amber solar]

very cools

[onyx cipher]

Anyone got some beginners guide video recommendations?

[robust warren]

i can train ya

[amber solar]

hello, um ive heard professor scaler has some good video guides on their youtube channel, there is also a tutorial ingame called TRAINING which explains some stuff
but id say generally just play along with the game n discover some stuff, its very fun to go in and see the scary monsters :]

[robust warren]

better to get hands on experience than videos imo

[amber solar]

yeah

[olive dock]

the r1a1 drill seargent appears

[onyx cipher]

Oh yea I agree lol

[robust warren]

i lurk kade

not often but today

[olive dock]

shall I assist because I have nothing else to do?

[onyx cipher]

My friends and I have been doing dry runs on r1a1 but we keep getting our butts kicked

[robust warren]

Full squad then?

[amber solar]

yeah make sure, everyone plays that tutorial, cause it is pretty like explicit... most times, about like mechanics and stealth and even alarms

are u havin trouble on sumn specific?

[robust warren]

Cannie is asleep otherwise id say we each take two to train…

Kade whats your max speed on r1a1

[olive dock]

max speed? uhh

no clue

[amber solar]

do u play a1 for sport

[olive dock]

I'm also not entirely competent in teaching

[robust warren]

I train people on it so i get alotta experience

[robust warren]

Fair enough

[amber solar]

im sure ur an amazin teacher but u just describin urself as 'drill sergeant' and sayin 'training' i imagine u scream at people when they wake somethin up KDMKSMD

[olive dock]

when they wake smth up? nah

at any other point? that is a viable option for ozai

[amber solar]

they just scream in every part

WRITE COMMANDS, NOW!

READ THAT TERMINALS

[olive dock]

no, it has to be surprising

[amber solar]

i mean its a training not a horror game

they not gonna apeear like 'BWAH' suddenly

maybe

[olive dock]

says who

[amber solar]

maybe

[olive dock]

basic is terrifying

[robust warren]

I do that to alotta people

[amber solar]

well that just doesnt sound funs :3

[robust warren]

But its more fun to scream at them right before they swing their hammers

[olive dock]

exactly!

[amber solar]

that is more fun but i wouldnt hesitate to snipe u

[elfin rampart]

worse

[red dove]

heyo

[olive dock]

hi hayden

[elfin rampart]

he locks u in a room with a scout

[elfin rampart]

hi hi

[amber solar]

i would do that to a newie ngl

[robust warren]

I did.

[amber solar]

hai :3

[elfin rampart]

xd

[olive dock]

just kill it

[elfin rampart]

u did indeed

[amber solar]

no yeah thats just like, thats is training KMSDKM

[robust warren]

You learned fast tho huh?

[elfin rampart]

i did xd

[red dove]

this is why i always carry a sniper with me lmao

[elfin rampart]

yea i know why

[amber solar]

i always have a shottie for em they scare me

[elfin rampart]

they be nightmare fuel

[olive dock]

I like to run the pdw and a revolver

tho when I wanna run solo/with bots, I run the sniper instead of revolver

[elfin rampart]

makes sense

[amber solar]

u can, kill em with a revo tho

oh well

[elfin rampart]

i like the heavy smg

[amber solar]

i guess big guys in general

[elfin rampart]

big/tentacles = scary

[olive dock]

i like the range when I take 'em out, in case I missed lil dudes

[red dove]

the shottie failed me when i tried to kill him with it

my ears died soon after

[elfin rampart]

sniper is the best

[amber solar]

u gotta b up close or if its the chokemod, just aim generally medium range u can take em out from a distance

[olive dock]

anyone want the spreadsheet for all the weapon stats?

[amber solar]

always am for the head

[red dove]

i did thooo

[amber solar]

tho i think the chokemod and pump shottie kills em from the back too

[elfin rampart]

yos pretty pls

[red dove]

yessir

[amber solar]

maybs u
idk KSMDKM
i mean dont feel bad cause ive missed with a precision rifle, on a still scout, but it was probs a miss

[red dove]

rofl

happens to the best of us dont worry

[elfin rampart]

that scout just escaped the matrix thats why you missed xd

[amber solar]

scout suddenly just evades the shottie

[elfin rampart]

yea

[olive dock]

sorry, that one musta watched some anime

[amber solar]

more reasons to kill :D

[olive dock]

I watched anime

[robust warren]

How long you been playin bud?

[red dove]

very recently, only finished the 1st rundown yesterday

like 30h in game

[elfin rampart]

uuu

nice

[olive dock]

drill seargent scouting for new recruits

[amber solar]

noicee

[wet gust]

I hope everyone stays Snazzy !! Remember stay Hydrated 💧 to get the most out of you Boinks

[olive dock]

hm

thank you for the reminder

I am actually quite parched

[elfin rampart]

hydrate or a scout will get you

[amber solar]

hai lemon

yes always drinks watah

[raven palm]

agreed! hitting that H2O now

[olive dock]

I will eat the scout.

[amber solar]

hai wheat :3

nice

[robust warren]

Always

[olive dock]

you know how much liquid must be in that scout?

[robust warren]

Atleast 400ml

[raven palm]

heyo!

[amber solar]

at least, 20% of its body composition

[wet gust]

If you don’t Hydrate the scouts feelers stay longer

[amber solar]

how chu doin >;3

[elfin rampart]

i mean a human has 125,822 calories

[amber solar]

nom nom

[raven palm]

have you heard them walk?? they are overflowing

[olive dock]

a single gram of uranium has 40 billion calories

[elfin rampart]

indeed

btw

[amber solar]

botw

[raven palm]

More than enough to last you the rest of your life!

[elfin rampart]

if you eat 40.000 bananas you will die of radiation poisining

[amber solar]

:D

[dense raven]

only?

[elfin rampart]

ikr?

[raven palm]

doin gooood, ready for some Jojo watchin tonight!

[wet gust]

SLENDI ME G!! Tell me how have you been big dawggggg tell me about cha day

[olive dock]

fun fact; 40k in the time of like 2 hours

in which case you will die of stomach explode first

[dense raven]

nah

[amber solar]

ive beein okii, just chillin i might start cookin somethin to noms, but otherwise pretty borin day

how bouts u?

[elfin rampart]

thats the wrong mindset

[wet gust]

I appreciate the self love 🙏💧👍🏼

[amber solar]

noice :]
have funs !

[olive dock]

dont tell me it's the wrong mindset, it is science

40k bananas is based on average sized banana with normal potassium content

[raven palm]

how about you full Slends?

[wet gust]

The fact that you know the accurate number based off a average European make is concerning

[olive dock]

also the issue of the fact that you are likely to suffer from dehydration due to potassium connecting with water in the bloodstream

[raven palm]

i know the numbers based on the average Human Mother

[amber solar]

im a full slendi
im just doin nothin, ill probs plays gtfo later in the day idk maybe who knows

[wet gust]

I will digest this info thank you and I also hope ur enjoying

[elfin rampart]

yea had to have a few test trials but that the estimate

[elfin rampart]

yessir

[raven palm]

noice!

[olive dock]

i believe it is time to math

[raven palm]

omg, gen chat is back on GTFO, thisnis wild

[olive dock]

partially

[wet gust]

Oooooo no news 🗞️ is good news 📰 so that’s pretty snazzz what’s for din din?

[amber solar]

i have
no idea :3

[elfin rampart]

i recomend noddles with egg

[wet gust]

My brain is loving this info ℹ️ but my fact checking abilities can’t keep up lolz

[olive dock]

potassium is an alkali metal, like sodium

so too much can cause hydration issues as well as kidney issues

[wet gust]

Oooooo I’m not creepy but what is that??? I need to know for SCP reasons

[wet gust]

Test trial??

[amber solar]

i cant, cook that
idk how

[elfin rampart]

trials*

[elfin rampart]

make noodle

add eg

profit

[amber solar]

thank u ive learned

[wet gust]

Sounds pretty fun my home slice any specific runs??

[wet gust]

Very wild tbh but I do enjoy all convos wellllll almost all 😅

[amber solar]

prooobs somethin of, r4 r5
or well tbh its been so long since ive played ill prob just pkay whatevs the person says

[wet gust]

Hmmmmmmm what’s ur fav food homie??

[wet gust]

Mmmmmm ramen with Egg sounds soooo good

[amber solar]

enchiladas verdes, but i had em like 4 days ago

so nono

[raven palm]

its a video lol Furry weirdness, not SCP lore

[wet gust]

You know what I never thought about that but is that 40 bananas or 40lbs of bananas, a reaction like that seems to need quite the resources

[digital junco]

ROCKET HAMMER

[raven palm]

usually they are on a different game, and not GTFO, is what I mean

[digital junco]

it has a ROCKET HAMMER

[elfin rampart]

didnt think abt that

[digital junco]

god I love Remnant

[elfin rampart]

it accualy sopunds good

[wet gust]

Hehe 😳wut day mean 🥺

[olive dock]

40,000 is radiation poisoning, lemme do some math real quick to find out what is the limit for kidney issues

doing research I was wrong, it's not kidney

it is heart

[dense raven]

really?

[olive dock]

a result of hyperkalemia

aka high potassium

[wet gust]

Realllllyyyy that’s cool! I’m not a Furry but I have a crazy open mindset I’d definitely watch furry videos that show statistics like that , and isn’t furry not a sexual thing only a community right?? Correct me if I’m wrong but someone did explain it to me before

[dense raven]

is potassium the really the first thing to become a problem in bananas?

[wet gust]

I gotcha homie and tbh yussss it’s like 12% gtfo then the rest is anything and everything

[elfin rampart]

notin much

[olive dock]

no

[elfin rampart]

yea

[elfin rampart]

liar

[wet gust]

Dakstar I hope your doing snazzy and ready for Remnant 2 in EXACTLY 1 WEEK WOOOOOOOO

[elfin rampart]

xd

[olive dock]

if you eat too many bananas you could also get overloaded on fiber(i believe) which can cause intestinal blockage

[elfin rampart]

nuh uh

argument broken xd

[wet gust]

It’s really good I love it !! I’m a low key foodie

[elfin rampart]

nice

[digital junco]

It is

[wet gust]

Appreciate you going back to check my G!

[digital junco]

Like

Bro

[elfin rampart]

i just got normal makaroni and added egg

[digital junco]

;-;

The game looks so good. Everyone who’s played it early has given heaping praise

[wet gust]

Jeeezus Christ it’s worst than we thought… probably not worse than VSauces thoughts but still bad

[olive dock]

uhhh

[elfin rampart]

just looked at photos it does look good

[olive dock]

50 bananas in a minute can cause major heart damage

[wet gust]

Hmmmm u seem Sussy now I’ll keep my eyes on you my G

[elfin rampart]

major

not fatal

[olive dock]

tho if you also drink abour 3 liters of water with it it should flush out nin time

[elfin rampart]

see

ez

[olive dock]

eat 70 in a minute can be fatal

[elfin rampart]

radiation

[olive dock]

this isn't radiation

[elfin rampart]

eat 69 a minute and it wont

ez

[olive dock]

this is potassium affecting heart

[wet gust]

I can’t wait !!!! Even though I’m going to see how you like it before I get it

[olive dock]

I am not being exact

[elfin rampart]

oh

68 then

[undone birch]

pretty sure eating anything as big is bad

[elfin rampart]

xddd

[undone birch]

yeah

[olive dock]

why are we talking about the fatality rate of bananas

[elfin rampart]

its intrestig

[digital junco]

Yeah I’ll try to be as unbiased as possible

[undone birch]

I mean it's easy eating 60 in a meanute

[digital junco]

I am with most games tbf

[undone birch]

You don't need to chew on bananas

they can go in one go

[elfin rampart]

huh?

how

no

[undone birch]

yes

[wet gust]

I want sum doeeeeesss

[elfin rampart]

devil powers xd

[undone birch]

MUAHAHAH

[elfin rampart]

good aproach

[olive dock]

also 3 liters of water in a minute can cause hyperhydration, which will severely weaken the cells in your body, as well as dilute your blood

[raven palm]

uhh i am no expert, but yes! furry has weird kink stuff, but
furry =/= kink shit.

the video i was referencing was military grade cringe, you want me to link it for you? lol

[wet gust]

Not Takis I will die on that hill

[elfin rampart]

u seen warhamer 40k spacemarine 2?

[dense raven]

well, no shit.

[undone birch]

not the furry discourse

[olive dock]

I am now going to stop doing math because my head hurts and I don't wanna be on a medical blacklist too

[raven palm]

as long as your gag reflex is :👌

[elfin rampart]

u did well

[undone birch]

Well I don't wanna brag but-

[wet gust]

I can’t wait homez!

[dense raven]

headache might be because of all the bananas

[olive dock]

yo same

[undone birch]

YOOO

[digital junco]

It’s shaping up to be my GOAT

[raven palm]

how italicize bold? how? 🥺

[olive dock]

no it's because I have to chemistry after 3 years

triple *

[digital junco]

And I do not say that lightly

[undone birch]

you'd just love to know huh

[wet gust]

Believe it or not I came close to this

[undone birch]

damnit

[raven palm]

yuh

[undone birch]

do not share my secrets @olive dock

but yeah, as they said

triple *

[olive dock]

I did too, ended up having to go pretty hard on the salt in an attempt to lower my blood's water content

[dense raven]

chemistry is great fun

[elfin rampart]

oh

[olive dock]

it is a single google away

[elfin rampart]

huh

euh

;-;

[olive dock]

dw abt it

[undone birch]

WDYM EUH

[olive dock]

i have skills

[undone birch]

are you french

[elfin rampart]

no im flabergasted

[undone birch]

only the French use euh

HUH

I was scared for a second

[olive dock]

oisauex

[undone birch]

STOP

[raven palm]

what? we got pros in chat nbd

[elfin rampart]

nah im not french

[olive dock]

i even misspealled

fuvk

[undone birch]

We reunited a team of experts

[olive dock]

piujh tbd0su8rpnjo[ya

[undone birch]

What for, we shall not say

[dense raven]

RAT

[olive dock]

my 3 years of french is failing me as I type

[dense raven]

CHAT

[olive dock]

🐀

[elfin rampart]

xd

[undone birch]

whatever the fuck you tried to type was not french

I got "oisauex"

[digital junco]

Wee wee

[dense raven]

🐀 💬

[digital junco]

Baguette

[undone birch]

and that was fucked up

🐀 💬

[raven palm]

[undone birch]

Faguette

[raven palm]

[elfin rampart]

xdddd

[olive dock]

oiseaux - birds

[undone birch]

yes

[raven palm]

MONIQUE!

[undone birch]

that's great

You're doing good Kade, keep going

[olive dock]

i knew i typed wrong

[undone birch]

AQUA!

[olive dock]

im going to consume all of your croissant

[raven palm]

you can't just say that! i was drinking water!

[undone birch]

You shall do no such things

[olive dock]

try me

i will consume

[undone birch]

What are you going to do about it?

Drink more?

[digital junco]

Obviously

[dense raven]

definitely

[elfin rampart]

the only option

[olive dock]

question; what am I

[undone birch]

Not French

[olive dock]

true

i spent 3 years taking AP french classes and learned nothing

[pseudo scaffold]

we

[undone birch]

I mean

You can try me if you feel bored

For the French speaking parts

[olive dock]

I do not wish to feel even more inadequate

[raven palm]

yes

i am thirsty

[undone birch]

I bet

[undone birch]

You shouldn't say that. Every year, millions of people speak French

It's a serious disease

[olive dock]

this is true, but speaking it badly is even worse

[robust warren]

you are always thursty

[raven palm]

i just need to find a nice water fountain to settle down with tbh

[robust warren]

go steal one from a public park, you just need the tools to remove it from the concrete

usually a hexbolt

[olive dock]

I can supply one I stole from my old school

if I can find it

[robust warren]

please do

[undone birch]

That girl's sparkling water the way she illuminates this server

[ebon steppe]

<333333 hugy the cute flowy bun

[undone birch]

[undone birch]

you WHAT

[dense raven]

i know a guy, makes the finest bird baths you've ever seen

[olive dock]

shut

I stole it from my french teachers room

[undone birch]

OF ALL ROOMS

[robust warren]

i stole mine from monique

[dense raven]

your teacher was french?

[undone birch]

[olive dock]

I also fixed her wheelchair, lamp, and sinks

[onyx flame]

Speaking of stealing from school: Did you know that John Carmack (one of the main people behind Doom) once stole computers from his high school using home made thermite?

[raven palm]

yuus, does it spray and everything?

[robust warren]

damn you want a waterfountain with pressure?

[undone birch]

That's rad

Peer pressure my dude

[robust warren]

not my thing but you do you

[olive dock]

honestly thought abt stealing the fire alarm from the jrotc room

but by the time I had figured out the wiring and such I no longer had access to the room

[raven palm]

it doesn't need to have a lot of spray, but if it can take out my eye if i am not careful, that is a plus.

[onyx flame]

But like why tho?

[olive dock]

why not

[onyx flame]

Fair point

[olive dock]

i have also stolen a carcinogenic chemical from my chemistry teacher, a tuning fork from the band teacher, and a pair of handcuffs from the on campus officer

[onyx flame]

Science isn't about "why?", it's about "why not?"

[olive dock]

you get it

[onyx flame]

Thinking quickly, Dave creates a megaphone using a beaver; some string and a megaphone!

[elfin rampart]

nice

[olive dock]

attempted to get a 20L roundbottom flask

[robust warren]

Hah

[olive dock]

but it'd have been too obvious

[robust warren]

Bottom

[olive dock]

I wanted to make a terrarium okay?

[dense raven]

shame

[red dove]

DID YOU MAKE ONE

[olive dock]

oh yeah, and a mini fridge

[undone birch]

you spent too much time thinking about wether or not you could do it.

But did you spent enough time thinking wether or not you SHOULD do it?

[olive dock]

no, couldn't find a nice sized glass receptacle

I don't have the tools for small terrarium

[red dove]

shame

i made for my highschool bio project

[olive dock]

i do still want to tho

ha, I was kicked out of bio

[red dove]

what happened

[olive dock]

I don't think I am legally allowed to say

I can tell you the teacher quit tho

[robust warren]

Kade wtf

[olive dock]

what

[undone birch]

the only important questions: did they deserve this, and did you tryumph of your ennemy

[olive dock]

I did nothing wrong

[robust warren]

You made your teacher quit

[olive dock]

yes they deserved it, yes I triumphed

[undone birch]

If the answers are yes, then congrats you're a chad

[olive dock]

they fucking deserved it

[undone birch]

Nothing more to day

[elfin rampart]

coool

[olive dock]

horrid teacher

quitting over me being smarter at biology than her

[elfin rampart]

nice

[olive dock]

her way of teaching was "hey copy this slideshow into your notebook, and then do this worksheet with no help, which also goes in your notebook"

she didn't fuckin teach and I had an issue with that

[red dove]

🗿

right

anyway back to factorio

[undone birch]

BASED

vanilla?

[onyx flame]

Gotta love public education

[dense lichen]

So one talking about school problems?

[olive dock]

yeah

my physics teacher tho

he was based

[red dove]

yaaa i had to crack the game so unfortunately no mods

[undone birch]

Ah that's a shame

[red dove]

not that i could play them, my brain is too smooth lmao

[torn inlet]

Someone laced my Ricin with Vanilla :(

[olive dock]

hm

[raw lynx]

my physics teacher, who was a geology major, didn't know what they were doing and had one of the older students teach the class LOL

[olive dock]

i think the fbi watchlist likes me

[olive dock]

my physics teacher is a god

bigger gamer than me

[undone birch]

highly unprobable

[olive dock]

he had a cult worshipping him

[undone birch]

oh wow

hot

[olive dock]

unwillingly, but he did

[novel jasper]

Jade you got time for a game?

[olive dock]

yur

[undone birch]

i wish I had a cult

:(

[novel jasper]

I got a homie with

I'll post a lobby link or sumn

[olive dock]

I have you friended

which vc tho

[novel jasper]

you pick bbg

[elfin rampart]

ah yes the polish way

[olive dock]

join me in vc 18

[elfin rampart]

i feel that

[olive dock]

even the polish science teacher i had in 8th grade didn't do it that way

[raven palm]

idk cults are a lot of upkeep lol

[elfin rampart]

my english teacher made us copy slides and just left the room for like 15 min

[undone birch]

I know but at the same time

Imagine having followers

[elfin rampart]

look at that

[undone birch]

Virtually every problem of the everydaylife is solved

You have a commune

And people to live your life with

[robust warren]

Skill issue; i already made one here

[undone birch]

Wow

Nice

[wet gust]

👀

I got my eyes on you

[robust warren]

Do you?

[sharp hull]

anyone else having steam issues right now?

[robust warren]

Not well enough clearly

[unique pebble]

I have successfully napped

[unique pebble]

classic tuesdays

[sharp hull]

frick

[elfin rampart]

nice

[unique pebble]

yes :3

[raven palm]

awww
Or G's got auto modded : (

[unique pebble]

how was gtfo??

[raven palm]

we are talking cults! its totally on topic!

[undone birch]

NO WAY

I SAW SOMEONE WRITING

show yourself

[elfin rampart]

scary

[rich eagle]

Damn my hand slipped

[undone birch]

were you just spying on me?

😵‍💫

[unique pebble]

lmao fair, u complete anymore levels?

[raven palm]

someone from the deep gen chat lore?

[vast gust]

[rich eagle]

I mean you tweeted about some classic monique unhinged take
I needed to take a look

[undone birch]

FBQZKJFBKJQZ

FAIR FAIR

I mean sorry but if you think about it, it's way more efficient a system of wealth redistribution and utilization

[rich eagle]

Haven't you seen how the parisian fucker ended up?

[undone birch]

🙏

[undone birch]

they just wanna sleep

why u gotta wake 'em up

not cool

not cool

[neat solstice]

are you french ? "elle"

[rich eagle]

They failed so hard people built a cult monument for another cult

[rich eagle]

I am a baguette enjoyer indeed

[undone birch]

that's slander right there

[elfin rampart]

i dont

i let them sleep

forever

[undone birch]

good

[elfin rampart]

:)

[undone birch]

OH NO

[neat solstice]

that cool

[raven palm]

the Big Dirt Nap

[unique pebble]

a 6 foot tall dirt blanket

[raven palm]

lepp em cozy

[unique pebble]

fish

[undone birch]

fear me

[unique pebble]

I do fear u

[robust warren]

I dont

[unique pebble]

so scary aaaahhh

[sturdy bear]

What?

[wet gust]

I only fear my own limitations and well horror games :3

[raven palm]

because you are not fish

[unique pebble]

feesh