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Why lmao
Cooper is terrified of fireworks
The benadryl finally kicked in and he’s asleep now but some fuckos set off a shit ton of fireworks with no warning and he was freaking out
Poor dog
Yeah as much as I like summer, 4th of July shit really pisses me off when it goes on for weeks
I wonder why
Poor Cooper was trembling because some crazy people decided to celebrate murica a week early
Ah
Fuck
This past week has been pretty hellish for him
They wasted the good shit a month early??
Combined with the thunderstorms
Ayo wtf happened to twitter
Bro 600 tweet a day limit LMAO
What?
That’s hilarious elon
The End of Twitter:
Apparently unverified users can only view 600 tweets a day
Is it?
And you have to be signed in to view tweets now
💀
cant wait for the twitter refugees to migrate to discord and 4chan
What the fuck man
600 tweets a day is already a high number
Wtf are you doing with your life that 600 a day is not enough
Brb gotta find a twitter verification crack
I could speedrun scroll through a ton of tweets
And it’d cap out
Bruh
I gotta test this rq
Yo anyone got a pirated version of twitter.com?
You must have no life to thibk that having a limit to save your eyes some strain is bad
Even if u did speed through some
But why is the limit necessary in the first place lol
What exactly is on Twitter that you need to scroll endlessly
Ss dude wants twitter dead, sources say: “yeah he definitely did it”
I mean like
Munni
I scroll through a ton of junk that’s inserted into the feed to get to remnant 2 news
So like
Idk
I assume you're being sarcastic
No i meant for maniac
Its always about money
Lmao yeah it is absolutely about money
And what would Elon need more money for
Whatever the fuck he wants it for
Idk maybe the terrible 44B$ purchase he made called twitter dot com
Just cause he's a billionaire doesnt mean he'll stop at a billion dollars
Nukes
Which by the way
It didn't seem to hurt him in any way
Makes like no money
The rich get richer
And no buying Twitter was not bad at all
bro that is the most severe cope i have seen in a while
Now there is a platform that U won't get shit flinged at you for stating whatever
I do I used it before 'after
Certainly better than before
And i still don't see how buying it is bad
Having an open platform to talk about the various things without being policed and politically corrected is good
I take it you didn't use it as much
Although tbf, car tire to rat poison, and no, I definitely wasn’t there as much
He just wants a place to post selfies in ss uniforms lmao
Never posted a picture before and not gon start soon
Save it and put it in a museum
Warframe mfs will really miss out on seeing a loved one for the final time only to grind for a mod that gives them a .0064% damage boost
Vc?
sure, sec
tilll remnant?
yes
Howdy! Hope yall are having a good weekend so far!
Oof, I'm sorry to hear that... Something keeping you up?
no, its literally just i randomly wake up and i cannot go back to sleep
So i guess im just gonna chill a bit here
I gotcha. I get those nights once in a while. I also get sleepy again about 15 min before my alarm goes off xD
Well I'm glad you chose to chill here in that case 😄
Do you have anything cool going on today?
What's that? 😛
Yeah odd word
Probably where that thing people call grass is
Maybe
So what's your plan there? Just errands?
I also hug trees, but it's in a different form called money :p
:)
Actually sounds like it. People normally try to plan my weekend for me, so a chill weekend like that sounds really nice.
Favors for favors I suppose haha
have fun
Recently I need more luck than fun xD
Yeah, its been super fun tbh
Hm.
Hades you got a full squad?
Not at all! Are you interested?
Very possibly
Were you not saving it for you and your friend?
Might have to kidnap cannie tho
Do it!
Yeah my bf
Totally
right??
No
right???
The best hommiesexual
.?.?.!?!:
The best friend that gives me head yeah
ayo
haha
Sorry, you missed the best friend train

wow
Hm.
.mH
this chat sure has a diffrent level of chaos at this hour
I've seen worse haha
so did i
Cannie online though?
Yeah
I can start up a party
fuck sakr
Solace, you comin?
@unique pebble your bf calls for you
No worries. I can wait
ARISE
Thanks solace lmao
you make me want to play in the middle of the night!
maybe
Bring out that inner batman!
turns up oshi no ko op
We may have a full group though o.0
i love this moment
They need to add an 8 player group for a final level
who do you sacrificr
Me, cannie, hades, solace
Sounds about right

Just like a massive onslaught. That would be so much fun
okau fellas
Is this maet cat?
be so nice
maybe
I mean, my meat caets pretty hot
yeah we can always be in the bigger group channels
Did they ever pick up their cat? I didnt see any pics yet.
No, they had issues with their cars warranty and shit that they were trying to get solved on the way to the house, but the dmv stopped him
Awww that sucks...
Yeah
Perhaps next week or something
I have to go to the dmv here pretty soon to get plates for my truck and am not excited lol
People have told me to expect over 1k for them o.0
Yeah, I reacted very simularly. lol
KK. @last tartan Still interested?
@pseudo scaffold one down
Mi utes
Yes
metric system superiority
We have a miute which is 100 utes
and a maute which is 100 miutes
ehhh
stupid
Though we already got 60 seconds for 1 minutes
Sure
How fast is an ute
its a "one" said not super fast
@obtuse inlet woods commited a genocide
@obtuse inlet there is a secondary and an overload
you need secondary for overload tho
@obtuse inlet dms btw
@obtuse inlet i wanted to ping
What's up slendi?
hi slendi
What were you snacking on??
chips n stuff with sauce, i ate too much rice n mole with chicken, n then at nights i nommed cookies
too much aa
why u spoilin urself tho
well i guess
u saw it
already
i have beaten the level
Sounds good!
yes was super noms but aa qwq
:(

hiii
Urgh…
do you remember
The 21st night of September
🤨
i wasnt fast enough
As expected
the 29th?
Yeah the 29th
29th inning
hi
hi dusty
hi cubix
hi daddy
hi mom
hi
IM DOIN SHIT I CANT YELL AT TO CHILDREN AT ONCE
?)
Hello
Figured haha
currently dying to be precise
💀
bruh my dad is failing me
no
HA HA! Busted a shoplifter right in front of his 9 friends who didn’t shoplift
I’m running high on that energy right now XD
Nice
what happen?
He stole a small liquor. It fell out in front of my sight and my coworkers who’s behind him quite a bit. He still stuck to his “shoplifting”. He was about to leave until I approached him from behind calling him. He looked at me, I said “you have something in your front pocket?”. He took 2 solid seconds and then ran out the door
factorio
when
I’m at work
Just got the game. Why is there not a bigger player base
it's GTFO
they all got the fuck out
lol
What he said
Some past and negative experience
It's a niche game with an interesting development cycle.
There's not a big audience for hardcore games, let alone hardcore PvE games.
Couple that with the original launch cycle not being the best for maintaining a player base and a lack of a progression system that incentivises people to grind hard content, there's not much to get people to stick unless they really just have passion for the game.
Which, for what it is worth, this game is actually really fun and a good time to dig deep into.
Its good if its your kind of game, not great if you arent in it just for the love of the game, short translation of what he said
Yeah. I love GTFO. It's one of the best PvE games out there if you want an experience that is actually challenging without the generic difficulty tiers of "we made enemy do more damage and have more hp 🤤" that other games do.
Yeah
But I get why it turns people off.
Mechanical changes > more hp enemies
I dunno, the incentive of “get better drip” has kept me goin
I'm more parroting a complaint I hear from buddies that aren't as into it as I am.
There's a lot of PvE games out there that let you have more build variety and things to work towards whilst GTFO's booster system is more geared towards giving you the edge you need to tackle a specific challenge.
I think its a good game but tbh the devs are kinda lacking, they need to take more time to polish things
Can anyone tell me if the sniper can pen the walls
It should not be able to afaik
I don't think any weapons can wallbang, only go through enemies (which the sniper cannot.)
Which weapons can pen enemies?
Hel weaponry
Yeah, pretty much any weapon that says HEL can pen.
If you're looking for a high damage sniper that can pen, the HEL Rifle can be a good option for people who enjoy marksman weapons.
It does a bit less damage than the sniper, but can still oneshot a few important enemies.
Go test all the hel guns in r1, figure out which ones you like
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cough
:(
:(
(::(
They pupt pinapel on pizzra
you ok there manic?
Epic
good night ozai
Nah that was last night
Anywho, goodnight ozai
Maybe
pineapple pizza good
idc what u say
you've never tried it if u don't like it
or u just don't like it but don't diss it
Definitely drunk
pineapple and sausage is perfection
I'm not drunk im serious
have u tried pineapple pizza
I have and its fucking disgusting
in otherwords
Pineapple and sausage I can sorta get behind
u haven't
dude
ok what do u think of sliced tomatoes on pizza
ok then we're in agreement that it sucks on pizza
i don't like tomatoes either
anyway
another question
what do u think of taco pizza
Oh that explains why
Its pizza hut
Ofc it is
We dont eat at pizza hut, over here its sorta
Mid
As fuck
i dont eat it either
however
two of my roommates
like pizza hut and its taco pizza
and i wanna strangle them for it
ESPECIALLY
if they diss putting pineapple on sausage
on pizza
u have no right to complain about that if u eat fuckin taco pizza
i can get it if u dont like pineapple pizza
as long as u have tried it
but if u havent and u eat something as wack as that
dont say nothin
lmao
what
southern america really likes coleslaw
Wtf is coleslaw
oh
Its foul
this shit
its gross
I like me my peri peri chicken pizza with onions
But you can never go wrong with a meatlovers pizza
Isn’t it made with cabbage? That shit will nuke your gi tract
cabbage, carrots, mayonnaise, vinegar, honey
that's what it consists of
not a great combination
sounds good
Anything news worthy happen while I was gone?
qwq
🥖
whats ur favorite pizza random?
Welp, time to grind more warframe shit
have fun manic
I'm trying to beat Morgott rn
mohg was one i think
oh
yeah makes sense
wait
there was a second mohg
next to the flame
Thats a projection mohg of sorts
i mean
Summoned
I count it as a boss
and thus a seperate mohg
But i guess morgott also did the same think
wait
having his projections around the world
its the same guy
what
;-;
Meat!
what
have you ever seen the flame
no...?
you ok there?
Hi
I was so close
Is it 4am for you guys? Or am I the only unhealthy one in the server
it is for me
bye bye
are you playing it on your computer?
ye
wanna stream it?
I can't stream it rn
He would if he could
go to sleep >:(
well good luck then
Im trying
Helps the nightmares fade
does not help your brain
True
I want it to be known
I beat morgott while simultaneously texting ozai
I am true gamer
meow
some mighy say… a god gamer
yes they do say that
hey i need 2 for r1c1 anyone down
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rawr

hi
hello
how is we all?
same
i was thinking of doing some gaming
pussy lovers 🫰🏻
they are either being very lewd or just saying another way for "cat lovers"
im guessing its the first
now here is the thing random
nah you just need holy water
reality can be whatever you want it to be - you just gotta believe!
what
if only XD
if you are pitfull enough to be capable of creating yourself a fake reality, it works
👍
🥖
🍞
🫓
both is good
but i cannot do both
i played terraria yesterday
got steamrolled by corruption on expert and quit
nah my mind will fry on chess
i love playinh chess
but today i would just die
i could play some gtfo
but with who
and what level
i truly am an undecided person, aren’t i
i could probably hop on and then pick a level for you
could do r5b1 cause i need the practice for secondary
or you can sleep
give me another moment to boot up my computer
okay

solace hi
i sense an illness coming
man i am between helping you out and helping some poor souls beginer players
i mean i have beaten b1 PE with a friend

anyone from asian server wanna join ?
Wee gee time
hello famili sharing is on in gtfo?
|
ahh nooo
yes or no
i dont understand the question qwq
i would belive so

you alive solace?
probably energy and sanity
for now yea but i just need to be by myself for a while sorry
thanks man, it means more than you know
I am
In a very good mood
I have a fucking pounding migraine yet I needed to find 3 argon crystals for a weapon, found one in the first void mission and was dreading I'd not get the other 2 for atleast another hour or so
Found an argon crystal growth that gave me 2
We ball
maybe
hope you got it if not try survivals pretty sure they drop from enemies every now and again
forget the name of it but it's like a lvl50-60 or something the one other than ani
i can't read
slendi qwq
meow
veni qwq
Rando qwq
why all the cuties here?
randoooom :]
helloooo
hiiiii
how u doin why r u at this hour :3
not too bad, i cant sleep is all
nah
hi slendi, hi random
this is so crazy
someone pinging me when they talk to me?
one in a million occurence
:]
whats up cardboard cutout?
hellooo
um then, do i knock u out :3
casually asks to commit violence
uwu
no thankies
do u wanna sleeps or not >:b
well im gonna go to sleep
smh no ping 😔
i haven't slept in a bit
damn why is no one snoozin
yea but i cant qwq
ah hopes it stops hurtiiiin, night night !!
yes u can i just gotta bonk u :D
bc i slept in 2 short bursts yesterday and ended up waking up at 4 am and 3 pm
Hm.
aa fairs
i napped yesterday too so funks
well hope u can fix ur snoozin schedule
haiiii
a fixed snoozin shedule would be sooooo nice
but i cant do it 😔
damn cant bonk u :c
well im okiiis, just sleepy cause i woke up super early, and now me is just kinda boreds
yes u can i believe in chu >:]
👍
it'll happen eventually
yes maybs u can stay up 70 hours so u snooze at night normally :]
70 hours is a bit much for me but i'll see what i can do
my sadness is inmeasurable and my day is ruined
Hi cube
More like I've been taken as prisoner
wa hi ozai n darkyy
Is your cat cuddling you?
Nope
What?
whu
huh
You’re getting scratched up for affection?
qwq
Yeah It's called accidentally touching the belly of a cat
That is on me
I bet i could touch my cats belly one day
one of my cast likes belly rubs, the other one loves them
Hes given me his paws
he flops on his back like a dog
Hm.
the earth is saved
before getting angy and leaving
cats are the best
meow
qwq well at least its somethin
cats are great
hi all

perhaps
malph not at church rn?

the lord isnt pleased
I pray every day that church gets dissolved
same
that would be a blessing for them
i pray to come back to my house n plays gtfo agains
i hope jesus or someone shows up and tells them they suck and heaven and hell both are gone
qwq
"it was a burnt offering, a food offering. a aroma pleasing to the lord" -dude who wrote a book one time despite not existing and apparently like the smell of burning flesh
what
what
what is that quote
i pray that the lord shows mercy on this chat
amogus quote
either numbers or leviticus forget which
i pray he comes over to me so i can insult him
like he has kept in hiding for like
20 centauries
or longer actually
he keeps using his friends angels
or burning trees
wasnt the tree a representation of him but he was really there
or other hallucinations that nobody other than the people that hear or see him hear or see
To me it sounds like he comited arson
u know religion talk isnt permitted in the chat cause rules so
im just gonna stop and change
stop n swop as the banjo kazooie would say
stop n swop :3
ohhh
it was an unused mechanic
there was that one time he "wrestled" jacob all night long and then named him israel. and then proceeding to use the names interchangeably.. totally isreal
anyways
so i found a way to move really fast in cyberpunk
run
what cool niche fact from my game knowledge can i use to join the convo
nah, like overtaking cars on the highway with nothing but legs
Kaiberpunk
painpunk
the last update seems alright to me, almost what it should have been at launch
i wanna do path of pain now
shit
my inner masochist woke up
i was never a fun of cyberpunks idea
it's from the 80s so it's got problems
sleeptimespeedrun?
you can practice a bit everyday
easier to than a super mario all stars blind run
beer is liquid bread
is though
Hm.
therefor bread is solid beer
Solidify the beer
call it bread
well, you could make a mash out of bread i think
i don’t believe so
if you use white bread theres plenty of sugar there
but beer is not just sugar
you think cake is solid beer?
I do not get drunk off bread though
skill issue
Clearly
the baking process is the enemy of alcohol
no, cause youd have to add more yeast
I n t e r e s t i n g
i mean ig you could make a nonalcoholic beer from bread
idk about nonalcoholic beer enough
me neither
*bread juice *
good question
we need to introduce bread juice into the world
i need to secure a loan to make a company dedicated to answering that question
BREAKING NEWS! Two randoms from discord revolutionize gastronomy by making „bread juice”
and "BREAD BEER"
HUH
RAT
CHAT
chat rat
spanish party?
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BREAD BEER
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b a g u e t t e
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reminds me of the good old days
when i had a b r e a d restaurant
i do not think a single person bothered to pay
but it was fun
🥖🍞🥐🥯
sadly the spirit of bread has left the chat recently
plate up?
it will never be the same
I just joined so I guess I’m here now
did you miss me opening a restaurant in general chat twice?
welcome
we are all definietly sane here
This is a lie
But I’m not sane for witch I question everything
Like who
them
Hm.
Hello
Hi



