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cannie is alive
i am
i am never alive
ill bring you back
i am too dead
necromancy
i am
Alive
beyond dead
Oh
Mb
Turn him into a servo skull then
Thought they did
i am neither dead nor alive
then i can only get head tho
True true
Uhhhh
Make him into a techpriest then
Remove the organs and replace them with mechanical bits
not the toaster QwQ
Whatever takes your fancy
man yx'all sussin'
shoulda been alive
now i gotta turn ya into a toaster
I am alive?
finally
you STHTINK, therefore you ARE
truth!
it do!
VERY FORMIDABLE
ok almost done with C1 with bots
which C1
what was that level again?
:(
binary
||One with a surge alarm in the first room and a respawn room filled with giants and hybrids and 2 scouts just after||
R5C1 spoilers
then the exact same thing over again
sounds easy enough
God fucking damn
SURGE ALARM hello?
Think c1 is doable with bots?
PE if it has it I mean
Fk b1pe
Big yikes
Yes :^)
What loadout u running
Uh
Auto pistol, sniper, 1 sniper sentry
Bots all have burst rifle MG and auto sentry (bishop having bio)
Might change sniper sentry to a shot gun because of the spawns
What the
Mb
Why auto sentry
Auto pistol
Oh
Go 3 sniper sentry
Thought about it but I thought that it would be funny if it's 2 Auto sentries :^)
Might go x3 sniper if im struggling
Boy you tryna lose
Always go 3 sniper sentry with bots when there is a tedious n tense reactor
Then u don't have to worry about refilling sentries manually
Epic
GTFO sperm enemy
idk ab ex
Bet
it'll be fucking rough
If main is doable then ex is
I'll see for myself when I get around to it
Idk what that is yet but don't spoil
oh what EX is
Still got b3 b4 to do
lol it's nothing exciting
I mean c1 as a whole
which c1 we talkin about
R5
C1
gotcha
welp now I get to drop D1
i need to do more r5
:3
Good luck

me
Lime
im bored
sure
wow sure is a great day to not be stuck at the bottom of the ocean next to the titanic
bot sperm
bot wut?
Correct

ikr
pretty good
pog!
who here GTFO
not me
Hm.
hm
Hm.
I miss my cat
i do too
I miss you
Hm.
anyone wanna play

I miss you too solace

wassup brushy
wasssup meat
wassup slendi
does it now
gaming my dad
cause this level of inactivity implies that
okay there
i saw your lore discusiion back in gtfo chat
or rather related questions chat
anyhow
how is everyone doing?
what
TEN FUCKIN HOURS
Ten hours of what?
turns out prisoners are just drugged and brainwashed people under a program, "prisoner" was merely just a nickname
Prisoner is part of the programming
Gotta make em think theyre awful and that this is redemption
poggers
some of them are awful
And you arent?
I have not kissed a boy
Sad
kissing your dad brb
That drunk bastard?
oh no
wtf
What?
My dad, even if sober, is kinda like drunk
Hm.
Heavy bowgun funny
im thinking of what i could play
Go pew pew and monster dies
Yes
Apart from zorah magdaros
Who would've guessed killing a monster the size of a mountain, one that IS a mountain, is hard
Gotta say
The thing id do if i was to make a legion for the table top
Would be a chaos knight and flayed ones
Or whatever they were called
The skin covered necrons
Those things
Those would be
Flayed ones
Like you said
Quote the games workshop description "Start a new 41st millennium fashion trend"
Necrophos?
what are we talking about?
Personally, I'd go with a chronomancer, a few necron warriors, and an ophydian destroyer
And maybe a lokhust heavy destroyer
warhammer sure did kill chat
Though remove the chaos knight, necrons are hostile against everything that isnt necron
I hear someone say necrons??
im currently trying to do my roster on the new app
Its because they thought it was some sort of god like thing too
No one plays war hammer
I'm literally right here
ha
Iquisitor: Martyr is pretty good. And on fantasy side TW: WH III is unrivaled
WH III is goated
Waiting for 4.0
Introducing achievements finally for IE
And new LL's for kislev and Cathay
heretic
sooo keen to get the levi box on saturday
Most of my WH shit I purchase from GW directly is packaged by my partner
wait what
I have a partner over in scotland
ohhhh the iron brew country
Yes
M8 we would do a WHIII campaign you would never touch AoE2 again
can she be my partner?
Negative
Not really tho. AoE2 is rts purity 😅
im sure we could come to an arragnment
oh shit 3 years congrats my man
I need to find some alcohol
congrats m8.
also what army do you run?
Admech
cunts to paint ive heard
Im running BT
agh
I picked out a few and got a 2k army ready to go
aiming for 10k before I start a new army#
I plan to move over to imperium sometime, only downside, with all the options its gonna be a tad hard figuring out a good army
Custodes would be a good option
mate they are 2 ups for saves
Guard r cool
what we talkin about
Take a guess
40k
It starts with
War
Yeah
Once again general has stumbled into a conversation about warhammer
drg?
Deep rock
deep rock galactic
no clue
Rock and stone
sounds heretical
its apparently a bunch of dwarfs that mine shit
Its about dwarves in heavy suits going down into mines and mining shit
While killing bugs
Sounds pretty familiar
ohhhh leagues of votann type of shit
People say to go to drg since pd2 bad now
So I guess it's like a payday 2 game
but bugg
y
bro pd3 looks like pd2
you cant change my mind
visually it's plasticky
compared to characters looking more better than a plastic figure in pd2 and pdth
ngl haven't seen anything abou tit
tbf though, pdth has obvious jpeg faces on 3d models
about it *
about pd3?
🤨
huh
Yuh
yer
Man if only I could shrimp post
What if you did
So is a guy named greg
Idkk
is greg the egg?
Sleep time maybe
Maybe
its cause im gtfoing
what level random?

Nice !
imagine playing gtfo
Ikr
legit
r5b1 pe with bots :)
im just fucking around with the bots tbh
cause no one thinks of giving bots a sniper
im just fucking around in Tutorial
fair fair
I'm in bed
wild
I am now full threat to society
epikk
anyone knows if it is actually possible to open the locked door in the tutorial?
or is it just like an easter egg
break through
Eezy
yes it is
yes u get them in like the very top option called channels and roles
thank u!!! I know he is :3 I can't wait to officially bring him back with me, since I couldn't do it this week
You will do itt
You will be reunited with ur kittie
And then world domination will be possible
yes indeed, we finally fall through with our plan >:3
Yeezz :>
very much can't wait uwu
U gonna send cat pics once u got em?
the greg is dying
greg
Greg?
greg
I- uh yes greg
idk who Greg is
no
What's that
dw bout it
bad game
Oh ok
balls
balls
Ball
s
the lore
sonic the rat
sonic the
bye sleep
Good night
🍞
so apparently 20 minutes until the estimated amount of oxygen runs out in the sub
Rip to them
Apparently one of the people in the sub is a descendant of someone who died in the titanic
unsure how much I trust that
but I can see that being a motivation to visit it in the first place
not even any controller, the Logitech F710
known for being a shitty cheap controller that when on low power acts unpredictably
It also runs on starlink
yeah pretty much
like just an Xbox Series X controller is way more reliable
They're probably dead rn tbh
Fuck estimates they likely died at least a couple hours ago
yeah even then if they aren't found now they are pretty doomed anyway
it's bolted from the outside
They wouldn't have needed the bolts anyway
Its just so much pressure underwater, it's probably never gonna open regardless of bolts or not
I meant if the sub was on the surface
they're still suffocating
do I really feel like pinging a mod
probably
<@&408548765599793173>
sex
yeah it had 3 successful missions and 1 time it went missing for 5hrs
one sec
I mean the guy
But also lol
oh lmao
It's amazing how the horrid design even passed
yeah no the Titan sub was announced a year ago
And the one guy with common decency was fired
such a trol
Maybe two would have worked?
apparently they fired the guy in charge of safety relations
yeah lmao
and the glass they used was rated for 1300 meters of the 4000 needed
might have been modified to handle more but never tested
lovely
How does someone manage to send inportant people… in a sub that was not tested?
Idk about important
At least one dude was not that important compared to the rest of the others
in a shit sub
in such a sub?!
Huh.
A literal shit sub I suppose
maybe they should have recreated the among us one instead
Literally iron lung
except
go aboard the ISS and someone sussy starts murdering the fucking people on board
they were not convicts
This is just advertisement for markipliers new live action film
true
I think I'm eating a litre of oats / porridge
The fact that they're DYING is such dedication to advertising the new markiplier film
I have no clue why anyone would get into that sub without doing some research

i mean i guess you would expect some standards?
Standards? What are they
and not being in a some burner sub
it's a good sub but it's just one way
its a good sub except it only goes down
Hold on I'm gonna dm something to you
manic has acces to some top secret information??
Jealous
Getting dmed by M E N
I looked at their pronouns and assumed
I'm sorry 😭
t r i c k e r y
Maybe ur trying things out
See if you prefer other thingZ
Hm.
Welp
I'm gonna be a bit sad next week
Kluex starts her new job at volkswagen
Which means I'll barely hear from her
rip
are they like gone gone?
most likely but not confirmed, it'll be another day to be sure they suffocated
😔
Most likely
:(
that no goo
d
can't like a really big submarine come down to help rescue em?
use like some biggg sonar thing
They're also trying that too
idk man
They're not gonna find them fast enough
They're likely only off a couple thousands to the titanic depth, and I'm pretty sure it'll be extra time to try and get that sub out from that depth
yeah
Gabe Newell, yes him, owns a robotic sub that can
they are probably dead
👍
I'm more curious where the sub ended up compared to how they died

and how was there no GPS
i never gonna go into a subb
the estimated amount is already out
Odds are that they had a leak due to the material being shit and the pressure crushed the thing.
yeah I think the glass broke under the pressure and sucked everyone through it, crushing and tearing the bodies
wtf :(
no its just
not something i wanted to read/see atm :>
The thing was barely rated for 1300 metres and went down to 4K I think?
hahhaa
yup
someone really fucked up
biggest question of 2023 ngl
They hired somebody to rate and pilot the thing, and when the safety concerns were brought up that person was fired.
So yeah that says enough.
lovely
yup
i just dont understand people sometimes
Good morning!
hi bun
Whoever made the sub was the guy piloting it I think
I'm sure OceanGate is going to go bankrupt from lawsuits
afternoon
was it? huh
they will lose all clients
bunny :>
Also everybody had to sign a waiver saying they weren't responsible for injury or death involving the sub.
oh yeah that too, you basically signed your life away
That's probably pretty basic legal ass covering for stuff like that I imagine.
why is that even a thing :( that is bad
Even for stuff like skydiving.
Quote the CEO of oceangate, "Safety is an utter waste"
not really, just don't accept it, no signage
Pretty sure any sensible person wouldn't go in a submarine when the fucking owner says shit like that
Also mornin' bun
it did state pretty clearly that any injury, mental stress, or death is not to be blamed on the company
The trip cost 250 grand so they likely thought that meant it was safe and legit.
It's dumb but it works.
r i p
eh the billionaire that went down was a junkie
still the company will lose all clients
funny how the whole thing is contolled with a ps2 controller as well
eh close enough
lol fair
wait what
but a PS2 controller would be more reliable
the very complex to build submarine
A knockoff controller too lol
is piloted by a fuckin controler?!
a controller, a single button, and a touch screen
If you told me to fly a plane with a controller the first thing imma do is a barrel roll
the second one is die
small price to pay
sure sign me up
But yeah the sub is a DIY death trap with next to zero safety measures, no certification, and no communication.
Or was, I guess.
Fuckin hell
why would anyone wanna go into a sub that ain't like perfect safety stuff yk
its the XXI centaury
they would get a better view anyway by just searchin photos of it up
that is probably true
They paid quarter of a mil to play iron lung irl
yes
but without a giant fish
or blood ocean
although i dunno about the fish actually
One of the passengers is an apparent descendant of a titanic victim
Talk about a family reunion
LMAOOO that was good
i r o n l u n g v i b e s
send them on a trip to the great abyss of the ocean in a box
i mean ive paid nothing and seen it via images and movie
I mean it's the same person that went on Jeff Bezo's rocket ship
that happened?
they get into the rocket and then out of it?
Look, there are people who pay thousands of dollars to eat undercooked steak with gold leaf all over it, just so they can say they did it. They're weird.
it was enough to be weightless for a few minutes but otherwise it stretches the word "space" a lot
Paying 250 grand to see the Titanic in person is well in line with the kind of dumbassery they get upto.
Yup
wish they paid me that money
just so they could brag bout it
id be fine withthat
Mr Beast tactics
They could have just paid 250K to have somebody go down there and bring them back a piece of the Titanic with 0 risk to themselves.
and today i sent my friend billioner on a trip to the great beyond!
But noooooo.
they got enough money they could probably just build their own titanic if they wanted too
Bit too late now lmao
yeah
the part that interets me now… is inheritence
did the guy have children?
or any family?
Wasn't his kid with him on the trip?
idk i didn't know the person existed till today :>
oh damn thats even more f'ed up
"The people on board Titan include pilot Stockton Rush, the head of OceanGate, the company that developed the submersible; Paul-Henri Nargeolet, a French underwater wreck expert who has written about the Titanic and visited the wreck dozens of times; a British entrepreneur Hamish Harding; and father-son Pakistani nationals Shahzada and Suleman Dawood."
One did, and some time ago they made a tweet saying "LADIES I'M SINGLE" while his father is fucking lost in the middle of the ocean deaths rapidly approaching deaths doorstep
Hm.
Not only that, he also tweeted that he wanted a girl to sit on his face for 30 minutes or something
great
You're welcome
i am certain his dad liked that
i mean that is understandable
like of age ofc
still! People are fuckin weird
everyone is weird in some way
i guess
Ostriches are weird.
nah
what is not weird?
they are normal from their perspective
They're reverse furries.
There's been research done and let's just say that ostriches raised in captivity develop some very strange tastes
Which is why they're messed up.
human meat?
elaborate
Yuh
Morning.
Mornin luneth
I hate summer
"In the early 1990s, ostrich farmers noticed that their birds would conduct more courtship behaviors when humans were around. The male animals would flap their wings out in a display, squat, and wave their neck around in their mating dance, as if they were a lot hornier when their farmers were nearby"
Oh
Yep
so they like to fuck humans
the closer to mid summer the more nightmares i get
You know that weird side to side dance they do sometimes in funny videos?
But yeah Ostriches are weird man. Nasty creatures.
Not worse than ducks or dolphins but still.
Degenerates.
Yes
What ducks do?
"One male ostrich was observed apparently taking advantage of female courtship behaviour directed towards humans by mounting the female each time she dropped to the ground in response to a human standing nearby," the team wrote. "The behaviour of this pair was atypical."
this one was also funny
cus the female ostriches would get down for humans too
Ducks have an evolutionary rape arms race going on between the males and females of the species.
so one madlad ostritch just took advantage

kinda suspicious
wtf
I'm not kidding.
ok lesson learnt, don't ask questions
wait what
while possible the titanic is literally being eaten away
bacteria have been chewing it down for decades and it's pretty close to collapsing
ask questions
no

the ducks… what do they mean?!
Ducc
🦆
ducks are cute
I'll need to drink a coffee before I understand anything said here
hi darky
Hi
i need alcohol
great convo isn’t it
honestly, at least for me, its best not to understand it
after my nightmares -w-
i want to understand it
eh when i have nightmares i unforch just gotta move on :(
vodka is alcohol-
give me the answer
||"Male ducks had evolved penises that would enable them to force their way into an unwilling female’s vagina, and the females in turn had evolved a new way — an anatomical mechanism — to counter the action of the explosive corkscrew erections of male ducks and prevent the males from fertilizing their eggs by force,” writes Plum.||
when i talk to friendsor people about it i get told to fuck off so its best for me to shut up and
idk do work or something what i usually do
i refuseto click on that boxx

c l i c k
no cos i know what its probably about
Hm.
and i do not want that
among us sex
duck sex
Apparently I've sent a tos message
you did what
By trying to sum up the convo :^)
prob just automod
Yeah automod
Dolphins are arguably worse but I won't get into that. Just trust me when I say that animals get really messed up.
They are
We should kill them
anywho
especially when they beat me up in don’t starve
water is goood i suggest drinking that
Have fun
wont have fun
i should get going on a meeting
simply drinking away bad stuff in brain
good luck
have fun
Later cube

😐
yea
:>

ded
)):

doing yur mom

Damn got em
Taking break from work for a lil
Need to think how I'm going to make an interior for a car
I wish i had some sometimes
i always have a stash of low quality cheap alcohol around.
I'm gonna play a solo run again.
Good luck
Thx 🙏
I rarely buy any tbh
I might stream mhw
🫂
i need to always have a stash
incase of nightmares
yeah

yes
Yeee
I feel like today is one of those days where no one is in a Gud mood. Makes me sad! TwT

I hope others feel better
Most my days are no good mood days
and I’m getting ready to head to Acadia!
Aww well I'll just make a nice breakfast for everyone!
University?
nope, National Park
Really pretty, blueberry’s and Anemone Cave and lots of hiking trails
I wanna visittttt
Awwww!! You bestest life good!
it’s actually pretty close to Canada (i have no idea where in Canada you are but it might be close
Atlantic coast. You'd be a sail away across the bay! Woah
Awwww but nuuuu youuuu~ uwu
Oh wow so you’re really close to Acadia

It’s in Maine
Yeee! I'm not sure if I've been the the national park before. If I have it was a long time ago! 😮
best snuggle buddy
Hugs 🫂
and snuggles uwu
Eeeee!
I've been to Maine. But not long usually driving past to go further south
Ahhh
Kinda wish I could spend time in Maine

I mean if you go further south, Shenandoah National Park is the fucking best
Ohhh??? 😮 I'll have to see it someday! Maybe we'll meet up! :DD

Thanks hun
jsjs you’d have to find me on the trails first
😊 
who kissing?

👆
From what I heard they've got long ones! Butttt I'm confident I can find chu~ eeeee!
Nose kisses with byun are the best
Do you wanna come along too?
where?
National parks in Maine!
Then a sail across the Bay to visit the coastal areas of Nova Scotia!
Awwwhhh
but have a nice day bunny
Alrighty. I miss talking to you, but I hope you sleep well cutie
Have a nice evening, Random
sleeps from wholesomeness
Only interesting place I've been is sydney, and its interesting for all the wrong reasons
I haven't been there in so long, and somehow I agree but I forgot why
I mean, you ever played pokemon snap?
Imagine that but the pokemon are all different people on various different drugs
Going wild
Its a good place; just not the people
Though ironically enough
Suuuuu...I've never played a pokemon game in my life.
But that sounds dreadful. Reminds me of Dead Cells
Brisbane city is probably worse
I suppose you could say its like dead cells
Or dark souls even
Though everything is a hollow
Bet!
Hm.
I honestly wouldn't remember any of that
Probably wouldn't
Suppressed it maybe?
Nah, more-so probably blocked out by the views of sydney
Though you usually see those sorts of people inbetween alleys or other certain places like parking lots and shit
No clue, never been anywhere overseas
Just on this little island
In the middle of the ocean
Ohhh you're from across the Atlantic??
Ohhh verryyy far
Same as random, only difference is my sleep schedule is fucked
Nocturnal!
That and barista secrets
Yes
Nocturnal also
Benefits and downsides to having a passion in coffee brewing
And no taste testers
I've never worked in one either, being a barista is my dream career, its just a passion in making it at home that I do
Though I have experience from school
It was
Hectic
To say the least
But enjoyable
You were talking to me about exotic coffees one day
You hope to brew them and perhaps one that is of your own invention someday??
Well, its more of a goal of making the best coffee I can physically make, which would probably include mixing some coffee grinds around in order to mix flavour profiles
I just really like making coffee, like I said a while ago, I picked it up while I was going through some very bad things, ended up sticking to me
Sounds both simple and complex at the same time.
Its not hard to make the coffee, though it does take time
I'm happy you found something that helped you through those times! 😊
Not hard to make, but the experimenting and such to make the best. I'd imagine there's alot of combinations??
There are a ton of combinations, some good, some not-so good, it also depends on how long you roast the beans for, as too much or too little can drastically affect the outputting flavours
Though its just long in general;
Beans on toast
Grab the coffee, put the coffee beans in the grinder, grind it to a fine degree, scoop out 1 or 2 scoops (depending on the basket size, size 1 for 1 shot, size 2 for 2 shots), put the scoops in the basket, put the basket in the group head, turn on the water, wait for the coffee to pour, and then you add your milk
...Which you have to heat using the steam wand, put your desired amount of milk in a metal jug, put it in the steam wand, wait around 5 minutes while your eardrums almost burst from the screeching sound, take it off, and clean it
I just like put a spoon into a cup pour boiled water into it and boom coffee
This is regular coffee brewing, not instant coffee
Though both're still good
It takes longer than it sounds, but its a process I enjoy
But
It's quicker than instant coffee by the sounds of it lol
Hope you're all going well.
How're you going?






