general

[rare reef]

yeah but they don't focus on the cringe aspects of being a teenager

I think the movies aren't truly canon to the rest though

it's its own spin on things

[digital junco]

yeah just like

Stop making the kids cringy

Like sure, I cringed AT miles

But it was something I’d cringe at anyone for

(Dancing around spoilers here)

[rare reef]

I mean I think I get what you mean
the cringe was more relatable compared to watching an iPad kid sneeze on the screen

[supple comet]

what the fuck is this game

[digital junco]

.t gtfo

[eternal saffron]

The game is called GTFO and it doesn't stand for "Get The Fuck Out" but rather the feeling you have that you want to complete The Warden's objective and GTFO.

[rare reef]

get the fuck out

[digital junco]

it’s gtfo

:)

[supple comet]

bro

[amber solar]

:D

[supple comet]

i tried matchmaking and couldnt find anyone

[vocal onyx]

Matchmaking is dead

[amber solar]

hm yeah ingame mm is kinda stinky

[vocal onyx]

Unfortunately

Everyone just uses lfg

[amber solar]

u can find people in the LFG channels tho!

[vocal onyx]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[amber solar]

just some advice!
ask to not be carried and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channe

:D

[supple comet]

and the people that matchmade with me just left am i that dislikeable?

[unique pebble]

yes (no)

[digital junco]

Matchmaking is for all intents and purposes dead

Why am i shankstar

[vocal onyx]

Chances are you might've accidentally joined an LFG group that had a fourth and so moved lobbies

[supple comet]

how does a game lose to matchmaking...

[vocal onyx]

You shouldn't deal with any negativity here though, everyones supportive

[amber solar]

idk its pretty funk

but yeah this system is way nice :3

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[vocal onyx]

Matchmakings dead because its honestly 10x easier to use the LFG here

[supple comet]

is it dead on purpose

[vocal onyx]

Not really

[amber solar]

um, as in devs made it ded?

[frosty imp]

It's just really bad

[amber solar]

nah

[vocal onyx]

Yeah

[amber solar]

its also kinda filled with modders so thats not good eithers

[rare reef]

it's more of a horse and the water situation

[vocal onyx]

Lfg is easy, all you gotta do is hop in a vc, copy your lobby code, paste it, then paste your VC in it and post it in the LFG channels

[supple comet]

i had fun with some bots but they were as

ass

[rare reef]

you can make MM but you can't force the playerbase to use it

[digital junco]

It’s not really super broken, moreso a lack of players

Most everyone used Discord LFG

MM was added bc people complained about having to use discord

[supple comet]

i assume all of these regions are in english

[frosty imp]

No

[rare reef]

ah yes asians all speak english

[amber solar]

bots arent super bad

[frosty imp]

Africans know fluent english

[amber solar]

they just funk

[vocal onyx]

Most channels are english except for asia and africa

Anything else would be in the other GTFO language discords

[amber solar]

but well if u want u can also just specify ur lingo

ive met people talkin spanish in latin america

#lfg-latin-america

[vocal onyx]

There was a channel that had various other gtfo language discords but I cant find it

Hold on

[amber solar]

the hc :3

[vocal onyx]

Ah

[amber solar]

highlighted communities

[vocal onyx]

#how-to-apply

Underneath those are various other language communities

[rare reef]

theres no Africa discrd server

damn lol

[supple comet]

this game's learning curve is steeper than my bankrupcy

[vocal onyx]

It really is hard, but you get used to it eventually

[supple comet]

im just gonna go sleep

[rare reef]

climbing the curve is the most enjoyable part imo

[vocal onyx]

Yeah

[supple comet]

i mean i play tarkov im sure nothing is harder than that right? :)

[amber solar]

:D
idk i never played tarkov

[vocal onyx]

Plenty of other things

[undone sandal]

i played it oncee

[vocal onyx]

Tarkov you get bodied by script kiddies across the map

[undone sandal]

regretfull purchacee

[vocal onyx]

Here you just get whacked by giants and shit

[rare reef]

at least you can report cheaters to a degree ;3

[vocal onyx]

Yeah

[supple comet]

im really just waiting for like an AI anticheat because im not gonna play that shit till they fix it

too many cheaters broo

[frosty imp]

Tarkov idk

you run and get shot

[supple comet]

well thats mostly by understanding the dangerous areas and when you need to be careful

but tbh you have no chance against a scripter

[rare reef]

it's basically 2B2T in the sense hacking is essentially a requirement to play

[supple comet]

haha 2b2t

havent heard of that in years

[rare reef]

yeah it died off in mainstream minecraft hard

but I think it's cause MC is going for another dip

like 2016

[vocal onyx]

2B2T was sorta mixed

Hacking wasnt a requirement but its definitely something you need if you actually want to play

Its like purposefully crippling yourself in the middle of a fight, theres no reason to do it hackless, and gives everyone an upper hand over you

But it is possible

[rare reef]

like Tarkov :3

[vocal onyx]

If you're really good at minecraft pvp you an definitely take on someone using autototem hackless, just takes a while and you need to be extremely careful

[supple comet]

i played it without cheats

still was fun

[vocal onyx]

But most of them use end crystals so you're probably dead either way

I dont touch that cesspool anymore anyways

[supple comet]

oh well idk much about the pvp i used to only build bases a couple of thousand blocks away

same

[vocal onyx]

I built a base a good million blocks away

Probably long gone now

No clue

[supple comet]

last time i touched it was like 2016-2017?

[vocal onyx]

I played it from 2018-2020

[supple comet]

on my old hp laptop

[rare reef]

I don't cause it's 12hr queue or pay $20/m

[supple comet]

kek

[vocal onyx]

Honestly the queue wasnt too bad, you had tons of people logging on and off at the same time so it would chew through pretty fast

Most of the people just wanted to see if their base was still there and pop off

[rare reef]

huh

[vocal onyx]

But yeah you still had to wait like an hour at best to get in

Sometimes 2

[supple comet]

brother maybe you played it when it was low players but i remember leaving my laptop for 3-4 hours on queue

[vocal onyx]

There was a tiny bit of a downfall in 2019 iirc

[supple comet]

i played when there was like a war

[vocal onyx]

But soon as covid hit those numbers spiked

[supple comet]

what was it caleld

it was this youtuber

[vocal onyx]

Thats when I had to wait like 3 hours

Fitmc?

[supple comet]

nono

[vocal onyx]

You're thinking of the rusher war

[supple comet]

yes

i think

[vocal onyx]

That was during 2016

Your time of play

[supple comet]

yea that was probably it

[vocal onyx]

It would've been, yes

[supple comet]

it was hell

[vocal onyx]

I could imagine

[supple comet]

i didnt even know what was going on until one guy told me

[vocal onyx]

I had a friend that was part of the spawnmasons so I had a pretty alright time there

Yeah

Nothing of particular interest happened during my time of play

I think uhhh

What was his name

Pop something?

I cant remember

[supple comet]

popbob

[vocal onyx]

Thats him

[supple comet]

ik that

[rare reef]

a genuine thecampingrusher rusher

[vocal onyx]

I think he decided to pop on one time in 2020 before leaving

[supple comet]

i saw him on chat then everyone freaked out

[vocal onyx]

For the first time in years

Yeah popbob was and still is a large name in 2b

[supple comet]

nooo i didnt know anything about that guy

i was just a casual

[rare reef]

oh lmao

yeah I didn't read the popbob part

[supple comet]

i kind of miss that era of my life haha

so simple

[rare reef]

even though 2016 was apparently "the year of death" it doesn't seem all that bad

[vocal onyx]

I do remember one particular time in 2019 rusher popped into 2b after quite some time

The server sort of blew up when he did trying to hunt him down

Killing a big name was sort of a commendment in 2b

Though at the same time it would make yourself a big target also

[supple comet]

i think people took the game too seriously

[vocal onyx]

Everyone does

[supple comet]

its just a kid's block game

[vocal onyx]

Yeah, but in 2b everythings taken seriously

For some reason

[supple comet]

mfs did theft to get cords of their homie's base or some shit i saw on the news 😭

[vocal onyx]

YEAH

THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED SO OFTEN

[supple comet]

like it literally doesnt matter

[vocal onyx]

It was fucking hilarious honestly

How could you be that dedicated to a kids game you fucking trace someones location

[supple comet]

no it was like an irl friend's base or some shit the guy sold it

[vocal onyx]

So many people were doxxed

Ah

I thought you meant they doxxed them

But still lmao

[supple comet]

that happens in most games

[vocal onyx]

Imagine logging on to see someone living in your base

It does but its more common in 2b

People are just mad salty

[supple comet]

have u played apb

[vocal onyx]

apb?

Remind me what that is?

[supple comet]

gta online but in 2011

[vocal onyx]

I have no recollection

I would've been really young then

[rare reef]

thats part of the appeal

[vocal onyx]

So no probably never heard of it

[rare reef]

everyone LARPs so hard

[supple comet]

some people took it as a job which was a bit concerning

i get the rp part a bit but that was a bit overboard

[rare reef]

not wrong

[supple comet]

no same it came out at that time i played it in like 2015

u should check it out

[rare reef]

like you said, people almost went to irl consequences

[supple comet]

i still play it

[vocal onyx]

2b2t is really just a racist homophobic and honestly chaotic cesspool

Unsurprisingly

A few terms have the F term in it

[rare reef]

it's the 4chan of Minecraft /s

[vocal onyx]

Pre much

[supple comet]

it is a community that was isolated from the rest of the world and ended up staying in the edgy 2010 humor

[vocal onyx]

Yep

[rare reef]

not wrong lmao

[vocal onyx]

Like 5 terms use the F word (the one referring to lgtbq people)

OldF

PoorF

Etc etc

Just alot of homophobic shit

[supple comet]

i mean thats like level 1 basement dweller shit

[rare reef]

people snorting copium that gay exists

[tulip stag]

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[supple comet]

are mods here reddit mods or chads

[vocal onyx]

Chads

Very chad

[rare reef]

you'd have to mess up hard to get banned

[supple comet]

weights off my shoulders

[rare reef]

theres usually a touch of crazy, lewd, transphobia, and homophobia
mostly crazy

[digital junco]

mmm that loaffy guy’s a bit of a wacko

[dusky creek]

my favorite

[supple comet]

love that

i dont like filtering

[robust warren]

Gotta filter slurs

Thats about it

[supple comet]

hes that one guy that sends an emote every hour to remind us of his presence

[robust warren]

For instance

[supple comet]

give me an example

[robust warren]

@unique pebble nice ass

[supple comet]

as a demonstration

[unique pebble]

a

[robust warren]

Id pound it into oblivion

Not banned yet

[supple comet]

where are the slurs

!!!

[dusky creek]

define slur

[unique pebble]

aodihgasirh what are u doing???

[robust warren]

Provin a point

And makin you blush at the same time

[dusky creek]

bri?

[robust warren]

Win win

[dusky creek]

bro?

[supple comet]

bro..

i dont think youre trying to prove a point

i think youre coming out

[digital junco]

He’s fine in actuality,
I just like to poke fun at him

[rare reef]

lmao

[robust warren]

Mf i been out

[supple comet]

sheesh ic u

[dusky creek]

imagine

couldnt be me

[amber solar]

gay people bein stronk

[supple comet]

it will be eventually

if u gay u gay bro

[amber solar]

very gay :D

[supple comet]

aintnowayaroundit

[robust warren]

@unique pebble you’re around me enough, im gay right? Gotta double check

[dusky creek]

how could u not be, women are hot bro

[amber solar]

what if
bi

best of both world bABYYYY

[unique pebble]

veri gay yes

[wary talon]

Hum hello, I've just arrived recently and I search some people for my first dive. Anyone know where to start?

[supple comet]

what? that was confusing how can u not be gay, women are hot?

[robust warren]

Exactly

[amber solar]

haiii! well theres lfg channels to find n share lobbies :D

[rare reef]

#lfg-beginners

[supple comet]

english isnt englishing

[amber solar]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[amber solar]

just some advice!
be sure to do the tutorial first [Training], start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one, ask to not be carried and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channe

[robust warren]

Liking women is gay dude, women like dick and thats gay

[dusky creek]

I like women, I am woman, therefore, I am gay

seems simple enough

[amber solar]

based

[supple comet]

unless youre a woman yourself

[robust warren]

Wait

It came full circle

[rare reef]

kinda sussy

[supple comet]

i just made it make sense

[dusky creek]

💀

[robust warren]

Exempt, thats the most strait, because you like women who dont like dick

[vocal onyx]

I'm gay because I like guys that dress in girly clothes

[supple comet]

bro sorry i forgot women existed

[dusky creek]

wait what

[vocal onyx]

😎

[amber solar]

:D

[supple comet]

i mean ma’am

[dusky creek]

everyone does

[vocal onyx]

Fr

[rare reef]

super straight

[robust warren]

Bro still applies to lesbians

[dusky creek]

nah u good, forgot we dont existt on the internet mb bro

[unique pebble]

waoh

woah*

[rare reef]

aowh*

[supple comet]

its like finding a legendary on d4

[vocal onyx]

Meat is baffled by the existence of women

[olive dock]

tru

[dusky creek]

Im gonna laugh and nod my head, pretending to agree because I havent even cracked the third rundown

[supple comet]

you like femboys

[dusky creek]

everyone likes femboys

[unique pebble]

i dont

[robust warren]

^

[vocal onyx]

Ong

[supple comet]

im not talking about gtfo KEK

[robust warren]

You’re dating bunny

[vocal onyx]

I dated one and now he is a she 😎

[unique pebble]

im dating ur mom

[vocal onyx]

Sorta

[dusky creek]

you either A) are a femboy, B) like femboys, or C) both

[rare reef]

I banged his mom?

[dusky creek]

my fault og

[robust warren]

You’re cheatin on her with me?

Bad call

[supple comet]

i was talking about diablo 4 :/

[robust warren]

Shes a better chef

[unique pebble]

no

[heady nacelle]

hi

[dusky creek]

Ive never touched diablo lol

[supple comet]

ruinnin it

[unique pebble]

idk what's going on

i'm confused

[supple comet]

meat boy

[dusky creek]

silly cat is confused

[rare reef]

your bf is a mother now

[heady nacelle]

hi

[dusky creek]

what a goofy little goober

[vocal onyx]

Ello

[olive dock]

women

[dusky creek]

im tryna make someones bf a mother fr

[unique pebble]

qwq

[dusky creek]

[supple comet]

what the fuck is a super reaction

[unique pebble]

its a reaction

but super

[dusky creek]

a reaction that is super

[vocal onyx]

Its a reaction but spicier

[rare reef]

discord Nitro shit added a year ago

[unique pebble]

a year ago?

i got it like

[supple comet]

god im too old for this crap

[unique pebble]

not too long ago

[heady nacelle]

@unique pebble ur fat

[supple comet]

i remember days when there wasnt no nitro

[unique pebble]

ur mom

[vocal onyx]

Do not insult the feline

[supple comet]

better days pal

[vocal onyx]

They will cry

[dusky creek]

why you comin at bro like that 💀

[rare reef]

he spitting nonsense fr 🗣️ 🔥

[supple comet]

bro you gay💀

[vocal onyx]

I am gay

[heady nacelle]

don't make me pull out my pass

[grim trout]

👀 Femboys???

[rare reef]

your ass is soo juicy to resist

[dusky creek]

hundreds of languages and bro chose to speak gibberish

[heady nacelle]

LMMMAAOOOO

[unique pebble]

who cares tho

like

why would i care

[supple comet]

vile creatures

[dusky creek]

whats the opposite of a femboy

[vocal onyx]

Something tells me prisoner replied to the wrong person

[vocal onyx]

Tomboy

[robust warren]

Tomboy

[supple comet]

gigachad roider

actually

natty

not roider

[dusky creek]

no one ever agrees on this

[grim trout]

[dusky creek]

its either tomboy or some form of gigachad roider

[vocal onyx]

Nah

Its tomboy

[robust warren]

100%

[vocal onyx]

Roider would be the opposite to natty

[supple comet]

natty, roiders are femboys

[unique pebble]

wut

[supple comet]

when you got god genes

[dusky creek]

good genes

[supple comet]

god

[dusky creek]

Id kill someone to be able to redo mine

[unique pebble]

kill me 😎

[supple comet]

average NA spokesperson

[dusky creek]

dog I didnt get enough time in the character creation screen💀

[robust warren]

Kill satan, i hear god grants you a wish if you do

[supple comet]

naa she aint him💀

[dusky creek]

aint no way Im killing satan

[robust warren]

Give her w chance

[supple comet]

not himothy

[dusky creek]

I am not the main character

[supple comet]

nah

shimothy dont exist for a reason

[dusky creek]

I aint even a side character

[vocal onyx]

I'm not even an NPC

[supple comet]

dlc background bugged npc

[robust warren]

Nor am i but as a mid tier antagonist i gotta get people to go after the bbeg for fun

[supple comet]

noc

[vocal onyx]

I'm just one of those background characters behind some fences

[unique pebble]

im a tree

[vocal onyx]

He is a tree

[robust warren]

You’re a sidekick

[dusky creek]

Im one of those characters they draw without a face in the background

[robust warren]

Like dr. Girlfriend

[unique pebble]

who th is dr. girlfriend

[supple comet]

im that starter pistol

[robust warren]

Watch venture bros nerd

[dusky creek]

dont sleep on the starter pistol

[unique pebble]

i will not

[dusky creek]

those things carried

[vocal onyx]

Ong

[robust warren]

Starter pistol always has the best tree

[vocal onyx]

Starter weapons will be your best friend forever

[dusky creek]

starter pistols always the most reliable fallback out of everything else

always there for you

[supple comet]

we always keep them hiding in our stash as a memorabilia then DELETE it when the stash is full, story of my life

[dusky creek]

deadass only use the shelling for that reason

[robust warren]

My starter pistol has helped me thru five relationships

[dusky creek]

id cry

[unique pebble]

[vocal onyx]

I upgraded my starter pistol in cyberpunk to the max 😎

[unique pebble]

why play cyberpunk

[vocal onyx]

Forever by my side

Because

I own it

[rare reef]

I came inside my start pistol

[robust warren]

Why not

[supple comet]

are yall gonna get phantom liberty

[unique pebble]

odd

[supple comet]

km gonna get it for the juice

[dusky creek]

still waiting on exotic khvostov

[robust warren]

Its free

[supple comet]

no

[rare reef]

no because it costs money

[robust warren]

Wait

It isnt??

Wtf

[dusky creek]

tf is phantom liberty

[vocal onyx]

No

Ozai

[supple comet]

its like 30 bucks

[unique pebble]

idk either

[vocal onyx]

Its a full on expansion dlc

[robust warren]

Cyberpunk dlc

[dusky creek]

o

[unique pebble]

oh

[supple comet]

im gonna get it

[unique pebble]

bad game dnc

[dusky creek]

havent even played cyberpunk

[rare reef]

it's supposed to "revive the game"

[supple comet]

shit made me an anarchist fr 💀

[robust warren]

Im gonna make you play it

[unique pebble]

im not wasting money smh

[rare reef]

but it costs half the price of the main game

[robust warren]

I will

[dusky creek]

I hear its alright as a singleplayer game

[vocal onyx]

Games actually good now ngl

[unique pebble]

N O

[robust warren]

YES

[unique pebble]

u will not

[robust warren]

YOU WILL FUCKIN PLAY CYBERPUNK IF I HAVE TO SHIP YOU TO MY HOUSE TO DO SO

[dusky creek]

damnb

[supple comet]

quarter the price if you got the market

[unique pebble]

a-

[rare reef]

I think it's just playable compared to good

[unique pebble]

i still will not

[robust warren]

You will if theres stakes on the line

[vocal onyx]

I got it for 15 dollars at eb when it came out and everyone refunded it 😎

[frosty imp]

Cyberpunk is pretty good

[supple comet]

ill gift you all cyberpunk

[grim trout]

Never played Cyberpunk.

[vocal onyx]

Absolute steal

[supple comet]

cyberpunk

[rare reef]

like Fallout 76 "fixed" issues it had but theres still cracks in the foundation of the game

[supple comet]

forsen

[unique pebble]

what stakes?

[supple comet]

forsen

[frosty imp]

Even when I played it on its very first days, I had only one game breaking bug requiring a restart but that was in prologue

[dusky creek]

cybershmuck

[frosty imp]

Rest of the game was fun

[supple comet]

cyberfuck

[vocal onyx]

Cyberfunk

[dusky creek]

cyber sloppy go crazy

[frosty imp]

Can't say for dlc cause I didn't buy and play

[supple comet]

the sex scenes are mid

thats all u gotta know

[frosty imp]

[supple comet]

unless ur into some lesbian action

[robust warren]

You have to beat the third boss of the “beat on the brat” questline or no head

[rare reef]

its coming out soon I think

[dusky creek]

say less

[rare reef]

or did it come out

[frosty imp]

idk

[dusky creek]

actually no say more

[unique pebble]

wtf is that?

[vocal onyx]

Naaaaahhhh 💀

Dont put bro through that

[supple comet]

i like lesbian too ngl but they made it so bland

[rare reef]

fr fr ong

[robust warren]

Stakes are high

Then

[dusky creek]

damn, no representation in video games these days

fuck

[robust warren]

If you dont like the game

Ill leave it there

[frosty imp]

The sex in cp2077 I don't know how anyone really cares outside of depraved people

[robust warren]

Thats enough of it to progress and try out some high tier cyberware

[frosty imp]

Plus there are far better games for that

[vocal onyx]

Skyrim mods

[robust warren]

Exactly

[unique pebble]

or i just dont play the game at all

[neat solstice]

is this a satirical comment?

[dusky creek]

yes

[robust warren]

So no head.

[supple comet]

but if u want to be an anarchist for a few days you dont have to do it in a BLM protest anymore! 😎

[rare reef]

Skyrim and Fallout 4 probably have better sex than CP2077

[dusky creek]

skyrim and fallout have better sex than real life tfym

[amber solar]

i want more gay people in my games

[vocal onyx]

Lmao

I want more femboy characters in fighting games

Its a requirement

[rare reef]

true, I cannot get that deathclaw pussy irl

[frosty imp]

I think the fate series works for you

[vocal onyx]

60 rad/s

[dusky creek]

deathclaw head must be otherworldly

[supple comet]

bro imagine offing to unreal engine

💀

[rare reef]

UEFN goes hard

[vocal onyx]

Its called unreal

That nut gonna be unreal

[dusky creek]

bro offing has a different meaning for me I thought you meant die 💀

[supple comet]

nah lil brother

[frosty imp]

It's called Unreal because nothing about it is real

[supple comet]

no i dont take anti depressants

[dusky creek]

unreal engine mfs when real engine

[supple comet]

more like

more like

[frosty imp]

sike

[supple comet]

haha

[dusky creek]

im gonna cry

[rare reef]

when the carussy so good

[supple comet]

actually based WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

IM LITERALLY

AMBATUKAM

😭

[dusky creek]

the what

[frosty imp]

carussy

[supple comet]

do you guys also watch that israeli- american propaganda psyop female military rambos

[frosty imp]

I don't know

[dusky creek]

I wish I had a dick so I could put it into the 215 degree titanium exhaust pipe on the back of my bike

[frosty imp]

I don't watch any and I'm not aware of any outside of guys saying "lol look at this shit, gotta be some trickery"

[rare reef]

why not wait for it to cool down

for human temps

[supple comet]

must be a noodle dick

[dusky creek]

cooked bacon

[vocal onyx]

Just stick it in a waffle iron

[dusky creek]

I can fit my hand into that thing wym

[frosty imp]

I wish I had a dick to dip in sulfuric acid

[supple comet]

noodle.

dick.

[dusky creek]

damn

[rare reef]

bro fisted the motorbike 😳

[frosty imp]

[dusky creek]

it be like that

[rare reef]

fr

[supple comet]

rf

[frosty imp]

Sandy Cheeks

[supple comet]

what kinda ass do you guys like

[frosty imp]

Ass

[rare reef]

ass

[dusky creek]

ass

[supple comet]

big or small

or just

[vocal onyx]

Ass

[supple comet]

ass

[frosty imp]

I think uhh

Ass

[rare reef]

ass

[vocal onyx]

Ass

[rare reef]

fr ong

[dusky creek]

ass

[frosty imp]

frong

[supple comet]

i respect it

[unique pebble]

ass?

[frosty imp]

ass

[dusky creek]

ass

[vocal onyx]

Is this a fr or an ong situation

[frosty imp]

frong

[vocal onyx]

Ass

[dusky creek]

its a frfrong situation frong

[supple comet]

ass or watermelons be fr

[unique pebble]

ass

[frosty imp]

I think I heard that they are adding sex update to among us

[vocal onyx]

Ass

[frosty imp]

sussy 🫦

[dusky creek]

I just left my online class and realized that we dont get out for another 30 minutes

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[supple comet]

what thats so cool

[unique pebble]

imagine

[supple comet]

im so pumped

[dusky creek]

im gonna shit myself

[supple comet]

literally

[frosty imp]

You're telling me you don't already shit yourself?

[supple comet]

online classes exist?

what in the autism

[lilac echo]

[frosty imp]

lol

get trol

[unique pebble]

if ur done ur done, no need to stay longer

[sturdy bear]

cutie spotted

[supple comet]

your father

[unique pebble]

my father?

[vocal onyx]

My father is: gone

:(

[rare reef]

prove it

[supple comet]

your mom told him that

[vocal onyx]

Rip

Automod

[unique pebble]

told him what

[lilac echo]

where

[rare reef]

are you seeking a daddy?

[supple comet]

that

[dusky creek]

duh

[sturdy bear]

you boop

[unique pebble]

what

[supple comet]

acting oblivious

[vocal onyx]

I am a daddy

[lilac echo]

[vocal onyx]

To kluex

[supple comet]

soylent diet

[vocal onyx]

Who is a pain in my ass

But I love her

[dusky creek]

proof?

[sturdy bear]

hahahhaha, how are you?

[narrow horizon]

that r4e1 attempt got me fucked up

[warm dune]

ah i see the usual peak of human intellect conversing in the general channel

[vocal onyx]

You really want proof?

[narrow horizon]

what did I miss chat

[vocal onyx]

Not much

[frosty imp]

My dad went for milk

[vocal onyx]

Just a bunch of random shit

[dusky creek]

Ill take that bet

[frosty imp]

it's been 3 years

[supple comet]

i flashed my cocka

[frosty imp]

He'll be back soon

[lilac echo]

I have no sleep and I must spiderman

[narrow horizon]

lovelly lovelly and lovelly

[sturdy bear]

qwq

sleeps

also hi darkyy

[rare reef]

hes too powerful to be kept alive

[vocal onyx]

Now wheres my 10 dollars

[dusky creek]

wdym

[narrow horizon]

meanwhile I fumbled the bag so badly

[lilac echo]

but spiderman

[supple comet]

should i refund the game

[narrow horizon]

I

[supple comet]

yes

[narrow horizon]

yes

[vocal onyx]

C1 again?

[dusky creek]

when I get proof

[narrow horizon]

after what I did

yes

[vocal onyx]

Your dms

[frosty imp]

refund gtfo?

yeah

[narrow horizon]

r4e1

[supple comet]

whike i still can

[vocal onyx]

Thats all the proof you'll get

[narrow horizon]

the end of it actually

[vocal onyx]

Rip

e1 moment

[narrow horizon]

the very end

[dusky creek]

damn

[sturdy bear]

can spiderman when you arent sleepy

[supple comet]

im boutta go pass out

gg

o7

[dusky creek]

o7

[vocal onyx]

o7

[narrow horizon]

o7

[vocal onyx]

Praise be to the omnissiah

[narrow horizon]

tbh

[lilac echo]

I'm not sleepy, just in immense pain

[sturdy bear]

QWQ

[narrow horizon]

after the shit I went through I'd do C1 as if it was the tutorial level

[sturdy bear]

i here, what do you need?!

[vocal onyx]

E1's are like that

[dusky creek]

damn skitarii

[narrow horizon]

that was fucking vile though 😭

[vocal onyx]

Local techpriests mentions innovation, gets publicly executed

[narrow horizon]

bots being stupid as hell too

[vocal onyx]

Bishop being dumb again?

[narrow horizon]

yah

[lilac echo]

yo fuck bishop

[dusky creek]

wait so this isnt just a me problem???

[narrow horizon]

I love suicide revives

I love suicide revives

[vocal onyx]

Nah lmao

Bishop is just really smoothbrained

In general

[sturdy bear]

bishop is not smooth brain!

[vocal onyx]

He is

[sturdy bear]

he's galexy brain

[dusky creek]

Im so happy to know that other people share in this infinite well of pain that is bishop

[sturdy bear]

he's just shy

[vocal onyx]

Shy?

[dusky creek]

shy?

[vocal onyx]

Mf stands outside of the security scan during alarms

He wants to meet the sleepers

[sturdy bear]

thats a bug :)

[dusky creek]

well he damn well aint shy of my muzzle when I start pulling the trigger

[narrow horizon]

funny how this mf did the exact same thing here

[lilac echo]

his brain is the size of a almond

[dusky creek]

everytime I try to shoot mf tries to eat every single bullet I fire

[narrow horizon]

closing the fucking door to run from the wave and he just stands outside thinking it's his last stand

[dusky creek]

ive shot bishop more than Ive shot actual enemies

[vocal onyx]

Bishop moment

[vocal onyx]

Same here

[narrow horizon]

NO BITCH WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIKE 6 MORE ZONES

[sturdy bear]

dOn'T YoU mAKe fuN Of HIm LikE THaT!

[narrow horizon]

GET YO BRI'ISH ASS BACK HERE

[narrow horizon]

trully

[dusky creek]

bro thinks hes the main character

[narrow horizon]

gotta love him for that tho

[narrow horizon]

💀 💀 💀

[vocal onyx]

He thinks he's the MC until I get pissed off enough to purposely gun him down

[lilac echo]

nah he stinks

[sturdy bear]

sniffles meanie!

[digital junco]

Bishop is wonderful

Dauda throws

[sturdy bear]

^this

[dusky creek]

is there like a lore tab on what tf we are doing in that giant pit, where we are. and who the warden is

[vocal onyx]

There is

#gtfo-lore

[dusky creek]

ah I see

[digital junco]

Whoops :3

[vocal onyx]

No access, wonderful

What secrets art thou hiding

[dusky creek]

fr

wait

when I click off of it why does the channel vanish

[vocal onyx]

Huh

[dusky creek]

I gotta be stupid or something

[vocal onyx]

Check uhhhh

[lilac echo]

[vocal onyx]

Top of the channel list

Channels and roles

Should be some things to click

Just click what you want to see on here

[narrow horizon]

I actually feel like dying

how does one cope with failing an 2 hour expedition

[vocal onyx]

Alcohol

Usually my go-to

[dusky creek]

im so blind thank you so much

[narrow horizon]

best I've got near me is le funny nicotine pouches also known as s n u s

[vocal onyx]

Snus?

[narrow horizon]

snus

[sturdy bear]

do it again

[vocal onyx]

Snus

[unique pebble]

where am i

[sturdy bear]

or just chat :>

[lilac echo]

gtfo is actually a sequel to Among us

[narrow horizon]

I would game end myself in real life

[lilac echo]

trust

[narrow horizon]

how do I explain this

[sturdy bear]

QWQ

but i care about you

[digital junco]

Gtfo moment

[sturdy bear]

so no death

[digital junco]

bro it’s all good

[narrow horizon]

IDk if you wanna know what snus is just google the word and the first thing that pops up should be it

[unique pebble]

but in de bininging TwT

[digital junco]

Do not

Hey random

[sturdy bear]

hey stank

[digital junco]

First of all it’s shank now

[narrow horizon]

:''''')

[amber solar]

Swedish snus is a moist form of smokeless tobacco which is usually placed under the upper lip, and which does not result in the need for spitting.

[digital junco]

Secondly, have you done R5B1 overload yet?

[amber solar]

hum

[lilac echo]

shmunguss

[amber solar]

hey stank :D

[narrow horizon]

yus

[vocal onyx]

I tried

We died

And yes

[digital junco]

yeah

[vocal onyx]

It was wave 4

[amber solar]

random did b1 with me a bits ago :3

[sturdy bear]

With cryo, yes

[amber solar]

we died

[sturdy bear]

IM SORRY SLENDI!!

[lilac echo]

krill issue

[amber solar]

sigh

sape

[narrow horizon]

I've got used to it fr

[digital junco]

Any pointers lmao?

[narrow horizon]

but that was devastating

[vocal onyx]

Only wave you'll need to prepare for is 4

Wave 4 will fuck you up

[sturdy bear]

im actully trying to do it with bots myself, sniper is a must

[digital junco]

Nah man

567 were just as bad

Same shit as 4

[vocal onyx]

True

[sturdy bear]

but i found that auto sentry is a HUGE plus

[narrow horizon]

what was the overload on b1?

oh

[vocal onyx]

Def auto sentry

[amber solar]

yeah

[narrow horizon]

oh wait no nvm I remember

[amber solar]

:3

[narrow horizon]

QWQ

[amber solar]

the pain

:D

[narrow horizon]

maybe r4e1 wasn't that bad after all

[lilac echo]

[sturdy bear]

im actully thinking about bringing a bust cannon for it

[narrow horizon]

now that I think about it

[digital junco]

i brought BC iirc

No wait

I had AR/MG

[vocal onyx]

Nah b1 overload is marginally easier than r4e1 and r5c1

[amber solar]

now that u have funk thoughts

[amber solar]

ah dude r7a1 is so much easier than r5d1

[lilac echo]

[sturdy bear]

fair enough :^)
but sniper might also be a good idea, 1 shoots the fucking hybrids

[digital junco]

Yeah

[sturdy bear]

and why are there so many?!

[digital junco]

We were considering it

[vocal onyx]

Mal hates hybrids

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[digital junco]

We wiped on the end of wave 7

[vocal onyx]

Would be good to grab that next time

[digital junco]

;-;

[amber solar]

hah :3

[sturdy bear]

oh yea you have more than 1 real people playing...ngl me and cryo did 2 snipes

[amber solar]

stank got wiped

[sturdy bear]

*snipers

[digital junco]

Yeah we were 4 stacked but we picked wacky weapons for some reason

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[narrow horizon]

very funky

[amber solar]

i went with sawed off and combat shottie

i dont think u can do worse than that KMSDKMS

[vocal onyx]

I might play gtfo

I'm feeling like doing some expeditions

[lilac echo]

among us sequel

[amber solar]

gtfo what a nice game :3

[vocal onyx]

Fuck it

I'm playing

[amber solar]

:D

[lilac echo]

[amber solar]

7826dipamongusspin

[digital junco]

Yeah we’re defo gonna run sniper BC hel rifle at least next time

[amber solar]

yes same i think ill take hel rifleo

[sturdy bear]

i'd also bring a MG as well

or a choke mod for chragers

[vocal onyx]

Whos up for a game?

[narrow horizon]

AYE IT WASN'T THAT BAD

[amber solar]

wuhhhh ill join
if ur ok with my

liabilities

[narrow horizon]

smae here

[amber solar]

it is bad :3
its a corridor

[narrow horizon]

even tho its

[grim trout]

A poor lil birdy flew into and down my chimney; suuu I rescued it, washed the poor thing then released it. ^^

[narrow horizon]

3am

[vocal onyx]

Fine by me

[narrow horizon]

I can do one expedition perhaps

[sturdy bear]

LETS GOOOO!

[amber solar]

yayy birdie got rescued :D
u a hero!

[vocal onyx]

W

[amber solar]

mhhhhh_hhhh_ u should snooze

[narrow horizon]

BIG W

[vocal onyx]

Naaaaah

[narrow horizon]

I should go back into the complex

[amber solar]

:[

[digital junco]

Mg probs 4th

[vocal onyx]

We need to drag darky down into the hole first

[sturdy bear]

fun fact thats a store in australia :D

[vocal onyx]

It is

Alright

[narrow horizon]

oh

[vocal onyx]

Uhhhh

[narrow horizon]

niec lmao

[vocal onyx]

https://discord.gg/yktbpsv7pz

I'll be there

[amber solar]

ok :]

[narrow horizon]

gib a moment

[amber solar]

nabs a moment

[sturdy bear]

dibs a moment

[lilac echo]

[amber solar]

maybs

[vocal onyx]

One more available slot if anyones interested

[sturdy bear]

i would if i wasn't at school

[amber solar]

skill issue

[sturdy bear]

hey :)

[lilac echo]

krill issue

[sturdy bear]

remember all of those days that you haven't been saped?

[amber solar]

i already did

[lilac echo]

I am one in a krillion

[sturdy bear]

w-wha qwq

[amber solar]

dummy

_>

[lilac echo]

what in tarnation is a sape

[amber solar]

slap on the back of the head

[sturdy bear]

^this

just a thing we do for funs :)

[lilac echo]

why is there a word for that

wait

[amber solar]

this isnt for funs

[lilac echo]

didn't we already have this conversation

[amber solar]

yes i remember

spanish word

[fossil epoch]

does someone speak spanish here?

[lilac echo]

spanish is so weird

[amber solar]

wenas carnal

[fossil epoch]

wena po

[amber solar]

ekuis de

[fossil epoch]

oye quieres ayudarme a un amigo y a mi

somos principiantes

[lilac echo]

[amber solar]

wno, hay un server en español en #hc-latin-america
y en este server hay un par de canales para buscar y unirse a lobbies, en #lfg-latin-america , nomas siguiendo las reglas de #how-to-matchmake
por lo demai

hacer el tutorial ´training', empezar en rundown 1 que es facil

pedir no ser carrileados que es funky aprender este juego

y ya esta

[fossil epoch]

ya es que nos morimos en rundown 1 lol

[sturdy bear]

yes :)

[amber solar]

ya es un pokito complicada, pero wno mira estoy en medio de una partida casi skmdkm
pero wno si mandas dm va a lo mejor la proxima que jugeis a lo mejor me uno

pah ayudaros

[fossil epoch]

ya

[rare reef]

GTFO but its amogus

[amber solar]

solo que tengo unos problemas en plan el raton esta feo y no tengo micro y eso

[lilac echo]

I am the worlds best GTFO player

[lilac echo]

[fossil epoch]

ya pero igual gracias me voy a unir al server de español

[amber solar]

wena suerte carnal

ojala te lo pasei pronto

[amber solar]

ur weird

[sturdy bear]

im random

not weird

[lilac echo]

mungus

[sturdy bear]

learn the difference qwq

[lilac echo]

hollup

there's a plushy?

[amber solar]

yeh

[sturdy bear]

for amoung us?

probably

[amber solar]

maybs ur just both

:[

[sturdy bear]

qwq

meanie

[amber solar]

yes

[vocal onyx]

Schmungus

[lilac echo]

do glowstick colors mean anything?

shmunguss

[vocal onyx]

Nah

[sturdy bear]

not really

[lilac echo]

[sturdy bear]

big blush

[lilac echo]

go fish

[sturdy bear]

bet

[lilac echo]

uno

yahtzee

[rare reef]

just different color for halloween

by default they are green

[pseudo scaffold]

my question is. WHICH LEMONLIME SODA Do You Prefer?

[lilac echo]

spirt

[pseudo scaffold]

Sprite

Basic

[lilac echo]

[sturdy bear]

on god

lime is a cutie

[frosty imp]

Lemon lime

Sprite is right

[pseudo scaffold]

[lilac echo]

[pseudo scaffold]

A Cutie calling another cutie a cutie

Kawaii

[sturdy bear]

with a cutie watching

[pseudo scaffold]

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[sturdy bear]

mayroo

is solace a cutie?

[frosty imp]

I agree

[lilac echo]

my friend finally got the game yippeeeeeee