general

[spark tide]

they have to punch for any melee

[narrow horizon]

nah they just run at you

[vocal onyx]

Honestly

[ruby pilot]

the capacity for melee doesnt mean its a charger

the giants can punch you

[vocal onyx]

I like to think the wallsacks are some sort of alternate growth for some parasite

[last tartan]

we should define what is a charger

and go from there

[vocal onyx]

Whatever charges at you

Is a charger

[last tartan]

god damnit

an actual charger

[spark tide]

I meant the tongues

[unique pebble]

heck

[vocal onyx]

Its the cat

Hello meat

[last tartan]

hi meat

[unique pebble]

hoi

[narrow horizon]

hi meat

[rare reef]

I think the black armored spiky things would be chargers

also hi

[vocal onyx]

If it has spikes and has that black shit on it

Then it can be classified as/related back to chargers

[spark tide]

speaking of them, unless I had that hel gun, or was it hel rifle? just one of them would probably kill me

[unique pebble]

[spark tide]

they run so fast

[last tartan]

both work

[rare reef]

ha yes

[signal escarp]

How do you kill sirens if that's what they're called

[narrow horizon]

scouts?

[rare reef]

scouts?

[ruby pilot]

scouts?

wack em in the head

[signal escarp]

Probably yes

[narrow horizon]

tentacle fellas?

[spark tide]

scouts?

[ruby pilot]

they die like any other enemy, but you have to one shot it or kill it extremely fast once you begin damaging it

[narrow horizon]

bonk with spear/hammer in the back of the head or on the head

[rare reef]

irl, you'd probably die
in-game, you have to hit it with a hammer or speak to the head

[ruby pilot]

are you using bullets to harm it? really bad idea in a game like GTFO with only some exceptions.

[vocal onyx]

Occipital lobe trauma

[narrow horizon]

and some weapons can kill it if shot directly on the head/occiput

[vocal onyx]

Or frontal lobe

WITH a sledgehammer

[signal escarp]

Okay tysm

[rare reef]

thats if the room is empty

[ruby pilot]

spear and sledgehammer kill it in one shot to the head if fully charged

[vocal onyx]

But back of the head is always safe

[spark tide]

how would one deal with a scout irl?

[ruby pilot]

knife and bat needs back of the head

[narrow horizon]

sometimes you can just ball

[last tartan]

gun

[ruby pilot]

id just fuck off

[ruby pilot]

true but that wakes up the room

[vocal onyx]

Baseball

[ruby pilot]

and bonking is more satisfying

[last tartan]

better idea than waking the scout up

[ruby pilot]

with the exception of shotgun

[narrow horizon]

oh fuck that

just go the other way

[rare reef]

probably try shooting it if you are sure your aim is good

but then again, I doubt many have good aim irl

[narrow horizon]

yeah killing scouts with melee would be close to impossible irl

mainly because you wouldn't just phase through the tentacles

[spark tide]

the strength to squish the head after sprinting

need some big ol muscles or maybe over head swing the hammer?

[narrow horizon]

well could work but still

the feelers

[last tartan]

yeah

you would get poked

although

[rare reef]

yeah good chance the feelers pop out before you can move fast enough

[last tartan]

the scout would be unable to become invincible irl

so the window for the kill would be bigger

[spark tide]

hmm try to kill before it screams, would be an advantage to already very very deadly tale

[rare reef]

this requires too much mythbusting to think of trying

[last tartan]

yeah

but we are unable to test it irl anyway

so might as well theorize

we kinda abandonded the charger lore discussion didn't we?

[narrow horizon]

yup

[rare reef]

well irl I doubt it would spawn anything, but just wake up rooms adjacent?

[spark tide]

oop

[narrow horizon]

most likelly

idk how soundproof some of the doors are

[last tartan]

i like the idea that chargers are sleepers whose symbiosis with nam-v and smth was cut short

[narrow horizon]

considering that you can go guns blazing in one room and the other won't wake up

[spark tide]

oh god the doors not being 100% soundproof is scary

[narrow horizon]

yeah it would defo be a problem irl

[last tartan]

how would scans even work?

like

[narrow horizon]

well

bioscans

[last tartan]

how would they be projected?

[spark tide]

probably only the bulkheads/security doors would be 100% but the normal ones, nope

[narrow horizon]

cortex interface I guess?

[last tartan]

oh right

we might be just imagining them

[narrow horizon]

yeah

[rare reef]

well given that, we probably just need those computers in the scan zone to work?

[last tartan]

interestingly enough shafer says that the biocom messages actually have a voice

while we only see text

[last tartan]

i guess

[rare reef]

"stand here to authenticate" like an advanced thumb print scanner

[last tartan]

i just realized we did not finish any lore discussion

nor the fog one nor the charger one

[spark tide]

striker lore

[last tartan]

that is easy

[vocal onyx]

On another note real quickly

[last tartan]

??

[vocal onyx]

Its safe to say that the gtfo universe irl would be vastly more survivable the monster hunter irl

Even if the life expectation is just a few seconds longer

[last tartan]

hard to tell

casue in GTFO world there was an apocalypse

[glad falcon]

assuming you're as durable as the hunters in the MH universe

[last tartan]

which wiped out most of humanity

[glad falcon]

then MH is more survivable

if you aren't, it's definitely worse

[vocal onyx]

Hey mal

Yeah

[glad falcon]

heyo

[last tartan]

hi mal

[rare reef]

yeah thats the deciding factor really

[vocal onyx]

Soon as an anjanath has you in its jaws, you can say goodbye to your spinal cord

[last tartan]

but in gtfo barely anyone remains left

i think it was said the us governemnt hid in a bunker

[narrow horizon]

Oh I thought that

[vocal onyx]

Not surprising

[spark tide]

like bombs, or zombie kinda deal?

[last tartan]

i think the cubic navy was actually working

[last tartan]

virus

[glad falcon]

we don't actually know

[last tartan]

covid v.2

[glad falcon]

how the world is like outside the complex

[heady nacelle]

hi

[glad falcon]

only vague clues

[spark tide]

ah so most people on the surface are sleepers?

[vocal onyx]

Couldve been a bioweapon

[narrow horizon]

The meteor or somethin just hit a random spot on earth so they made a complex and because someone broke the quarantine there it all went to shit

[last tartan]

no

[glad falcon]

MH has its own equivalent to a virus anyway with frenzy virus

[spark tide]

OH

[narrow horizon]

Very shortly and poorly said

[last tartan]

the sleepers are mainly in the complex

[heady nacelle]

is the team AI good in GTFO

[spark tide]

separate virus, alright

[narrow horizon]

I thought the rest of the world was just chilling when the shit in the complex was just going wacky lmao

[glad falcon]

there are at least 2 different viruses in GTFO

[rare reef]

only until the C levels, then you basically need a team for C and up

[glad falcon]

nam-V and another I don't know

[last tartan]

nam-v only turns people in to sleepers when there i another thing in them

[glad falcon]

it's a resident evil kinda deal

so many strains of virus

[heady nacelle]

.

[rare reef]

I answered you

[heady nacelle]

oh

[spark tide]

ah

[narrow horizon]

So

Chargers

[last tartan]

yes

mad boys

[narrow horizon]

Do we just say they're like

[last tartan]

i like the idea

[narrow horizon]

Really "grown up" sleepers or the virus mutated/combined with something else in them

[glad falcon]

honestly, you'll get better lore answers for these things in #gtfo-lore

[last tartan]

that they are sleepers in which nam-v cooperated with something else or abandoned the first... cooperator

[spark tide]

if theres multiple viruses / bacteria / parasites , then makes sense

[last tartan]

fuck that

[glad falcon]

I don't think any person here is qualified enough on the lore.

[last tartan]

we are having fun in general

[glad falcon]

for this lol

there are way more studious individuals there

[narrow horizon]

Yea we're tryna

[last tartan]

but we are the general people

and we are superior

[narrow horizon]

Come up with an answer ourselfs than get one ready

[rare reef]

it is just "GTFO IRL" rather than deep wiki reading

[last tartan]

yeah

[glad falcon]

yeah fair

[narrow horizon]

Yea I guess

[glad falcon]

but anyway

[last tartan]

no one here knows all logs in memory

[glad falcon]

I would rather live in MH universe

assuming i could be like a hunter

if not, both worlds suck

[narrow horizon]

Absolutely not

[last tartan]

you would be a funny cat thing

[narrow horizon]

And that makes it fun

[ruby pilot]

granted MH hunters are absurdly fucking strong

[glad falcon]

indeed

especially wyverians

[spark tide]

pokemon is the only video game world that would be mostly fine to live in I find

[glad falcon]

since they are essentially "part dragon" in canon

[narrow horizon]

I forgot these existed

[glad falcon]

hence wyverian

[narrow horizon]

Does every terminal have it's each own log?

Like

Literally every single one

[last tartan]

until some bitchass dragon stumbled into your village

[last tartan]

yes and no

they have a purely technical log

[vocal onyx]

Warhammer 40k universe wouldn't be too fun to live in, one wrong word and you'll become a penitent engine

[narrow horizon]

Damn

[last tartan]

and some have actual journal entries

[vocal onyx]

Probably the worst way to die in the 40k universe

[spark tide]

that and that some regions get fucked for a moment

[glad falcon]

I think most universes in games would just suck to live in

honestly

[vocal onyx]

Yeah

[narrow horizon]

That's a lot of reading then

[last tartan]

or listening

[rare reef]

oh god no

[ruby pilot]

40k is probably one of the shittiest universes to live in

[narrow horizon]

Listening?

[last tartan]

audio logs

[ruby pilot]

save the end of death canon for SCP

[glad falcon]

if pokemon existed we would NOT be the dominant species for example

[vocal onyx]

Definitely

[ruby pilot]

that ones worse

easily

[glad falcon]

40k is definite hell

[narrow horizon]

THWre aRE AUDIO LoGs???

[last tartan]

actually

i think humans would wipe out pokemons

[glad falcon]

nah fam

they can create literal space time rifts

we fucked

[last tartan]

that is what i would do

[spark tide]

I mean some are literal gods

[vocal onyx]

Yuh

[last tartan]

then ignore those

[spark tide]

lol

[last tartan]

kill the rest

[signal escarp]

They protect the smaller pokemons

[last tartan]

or stuff them into zoos

we have tanks. guns, planes, chem weapons

we can kill anything

[glad falcon]

I mean, sure

[signal escarp]

Can't kill an immortal now, can you

[last tartan]

we could

[spark tide]

I mean are there tanks and guns in pokemon?

[glad falcon]

Humanity is its own biggest enemy in reality

[last tartan]

but these are not in the complex

[last tartan]

no

[glad falcon]

there are guns in pokemon

[last tartan]

but if pokemon were irl

[glad falcon]

in some uncensored eps

[last tartan]

then there would be

[glad falcon]

of the anime

idk about tanks

[vocal onyx]

But yeah the 40k universe would be practically hell to live in, you do one thing wrong and whoops, now you're being strapped to an autonomous war machine, pumped full of the most advanced steroids and life support known to man, and used as a meat shield to the rampaging machine until you succumb to death 40 minutes later

[spark tide]

oh yeah inidgo league right? lol

[glad falcon]

maybe, don't recall exactly which ones

[signal escarp]

Put me in a titanfall 2 titan

[rare reef]

unless you get lucky and be part of the sex slave section

[narrow horizon]

I guess there could not be many since some pokemons could just

[last tartan]

also, if humanity learns how to manufacture pokeballs

[vocal onyx]

Slaanesh?

[narrow horizon]

Make more damage than a pistol shot

*deal

[vocal onyx]

I mean yeah fair

[last tartan]

pokeballs would exist

just yeet one into a liitle fucker

[glad falcon]

What if I am already a slave to sex

[last tartan]

and then throw the pokeball into a fire

[signal escarp]

God's also don't allow you to go rampage with pokeballs

[spark tide]

I mean technically a lot of people die in TF|2 lore

[glad falcon]

pokeballs as a concept are an insane feat of technology

[last tartan]

kill the gods

[glad falcon]

pokemon tech is light years ahead of ours

[signal escarp]

Some gods can come back

[ruby pilot]

depends on the god

[last tartan]

kill em again

and again

untill they rage quit

[narrow horizon]

Well if you can't kill them

Contain them

[last tartan]

then kill the world they exist in!

[vocal onyx]

I'd honestly be more mad than upset I died if I got domed by a tone across a battlefield

[ruby pilot]

ah yes the SCPF solution.

[last tartan]

i would be in

[spark tide]

storing matter digitally? like that is advanced

[signal escarp]

Atleast I'll have fun

[last tartan]

to do unhame experiments on little fuckers

[narrow horizon]

What could possibly go wrong, right?

[ruby pilot]

05 approved 👍

[last tartan]

nothing

[ruby pilot]

the SCP foundation could probably develop pokeballs

[last tartan]

yes

[ruby pilot]

they've deadass made less complicated shit

[last tartan]

and weapons of mass pokemurder

[rare reef]

SCP is dummy advanced in ways

[ruby pilot]

they made a pocket dimension

and used it to host a fucking server rack

[last tartan]

we have reality anchors

they can do anything

[ruby pilot]

granted scranton reality anchors isnt super strong

[narrow horizon]

Since we somehow combined pokemons with SCP

What would be the pokemon alternative for femur breaker

[ruby pilot]

it works as well as it does because the reality benders think it works

[last tartan]

still, the possiblity of altering reality in any way

[glad falcon]

that's basically how a pokeball works anyway

[last tartan]

(or keeping it from being altered)

[glad falcon]

only it is converting physical matter to digital matter

and then reconverting

[last tartan]

true question is

[ruby pilot]

they already did that

[last tartan]

can i just yeet a pokeball into a fire

and kill the little fucker in it?

[spark tide]

legit no clue, pokemon isn't too dark
the only darker part I can think of Driftloons carrying children away

[glad falcon]

there is some dark shit in old pokemon

[last tartan]

femur breaker would be...

[glad falcon]

old pokemon descriptions

[ruby pilot]

the foundation once took a bunch of people and just 079'd them

[narrow horizon]

What about lavender city

[last tartan]

sacrifices?

umm

[narrow horizon]

I mean the

What was that

[last tartan]

fun city

[spark tide]

probably?

[vocal onyx]

Lavender town syndrome

Thats what you're thinking of

[narrow horizon]

I don't remember the thing

[last tartan]

what was its lore?

like was it made by pokemons

or just existed

[vocal onyx]

No

[signal escarp]

This server has the smartest individuals I've seen on discord in the past 3 years

[narrow horizon]

Idk it's been a while

[vocal onyx]

Lavender town

The town of the dead

[ruby pilot]

the SCP foundation has a mobile task force called "begone thoth"

[last tartan]

oh right

[narrow horizon]

Perhaps

[vocal onyx]

It has a giant tower in it filled with dead pokemon

[last tartan]

everyone fuckin died

[vocal onyx]

A cemetary

No

Just really creepy

[glad falcon]

like

[last tartan]

im just joiking

[glad falcon]

drowzee literally eats dreams

[narrow horizon]

Wasn't there a secret or

[signal escarp]

you mean ETA?

[vocal onyx]

Didnt help when you had that fucking creepypasta shit going on

[glad falcon]

drifblim eats souls

[narrow horizon]

Creepypasta with a

[vocal onyx]

Hypno kidnapping children

[narrow horizon]

Fight with someone that is just straight up dead in lavender city

[last tartan]

if pokemon had places of mass murder i would have all the pokemon games

[ruby pilot]

ETA-4 yes

[rare reef]

theres a creepypasta that lavender town makes people and pokemon suicidal

[vocal onyx]

No

[glad falcon]

Parasect is basically a cordyceps pokemon

[rare reef]

oh

[glad falcon]

with a symbiotic realtionship with the shroom

[vocal onyx]

It made real kids suicidal

It was all just a bullshit hoax though unsurprisingly

[glad falcon]

allegedly, idk if anyone actually did suicide

[vocal onyx]

Nah

It was all a hoax

[narrow horizon]

It was the burried alive creepypasta I guess??

[last tartan]

to be fair

[vocal onyx]

Though there is that one pulled pokemon episode that sent tons of children to ER

[last tartan]

if a pokemon was able to revive humans

[spark tide]

I doubt, same vibe as that "brown note" and "death sound", not proven to happen

[vocal onyx]

That did happen

[last tartan]

or let you talk with their ghosts

[glad falcon]

oh right, speaking of other creepy pokemon entries

[rare reef]

what now

[ruby pilot]

there's a mobile task force called "puddle jumpers" dedicated specifically to defending a puddle

[vocal onyx]

Ah

[glad falcon]

old banette entries said it was a hateful spirit seeking revenge on the child who abandoned it

[vocal onyx]

Tons of kids were sent to hospital when a pokemon episode aired

[last tartan]

you do not recognize the bodies in the water

[ruby pilot]

the porygon incident

[ruby pilot]

not that puddle

[glad falcon]

the porygon episode

[ruby pilot]

120

scp 120

[last tartan]

you sure?

[ruby pilot]

the red puddle

[vocal onyx]

The reason was a scene that involved ALOT of fast flashing red/blue lights

[glad falcon]

seizure inducing

[vocal onyx]

Whole screen

[last tartan]

oh that one

[vocal onyx]

Yeah

[rare reef]

what about that episode

[ruby pilot]

2316 isnt a puddle

[last tartan]

the red cool aid

[rare reef]

OH

seizures!

[ruby pilot]

tbf that doesnt narrow it down but, yes

[glad falcon]

yeah

[ruby pilot]

theres multiple red cool aid scps

[last tartan]

i did not dive into scp shit in a long time

[glad falcon]

I wonder if porygon indicident encouraged the warnings for seizure events in media

[ruby pilot]

theres a MTF called crab crackers

[last tartan]

they crack crabs?

[glad falcon]

or if that was something else

[vocal onyx]

Kinda wanna play SCP labrat now

[ruby pilot]

yes

or

[vocal onyx]

Literally CB in vr

[last tartan]

labrat?

[ruby pilot]

they just kill crabs

[last tartan]

cool

[rare reef]

probably

[last tartan]

reminds me of...

what was that game

[vocal onyx]

From what I remember, it did

[rare reef]

could say it was the 9/11 of television

[ruby pilot]

ATF-Sacre-2 is called "mimesweepers"

[unique pebble]

r2b4 makes me cry

[last tartan]

reminds me of sunless sea

[vocal onyx]

I never watched the episode (I wasnt even a concept back then) but from what I had searched on it I think that seizure warnings came after that

[last tartan]

i can help you if you wanna

we can suffer together

[ruby pilot]

i'd offer to help but uh

internet's NAT2 atm

[vocal onyx]

Maz hatters my beloved

[ruby pilot]

ah yes, MTF-066: "eight blind men"

[last tartan]

i only know four menacing guys

[unique pebble]

am confuzzled

[vocal onyx]

Beta-7 gets sideeyed too much

[ruby pilot]

MTF-294-Samekh: "we get to choose our own name?"

[last tartan]

why?

[rare reef]

SCP stuff

[unique pebble]

the pillar men?

and joseph?

[last tartan]

the horsemen of the apocalypse

[ruby pilot]

"Lordship is serious business"
"Midwives"
"Large Anteaters"
"Harlem Shake"
"Bug-Catching Boys"
"Cowhands"
"Grandpa Mushrooms, Boletus Grandfathers"

the list of wacky MTF names goes on

or, TF, theres more than just MOBILE task force

not a single one of these TF's are joke TF's either

ah yes, the scp sea vessel called the "SS Lobster Trap"

SCP comedy is my favourite type of comedy.

[vocal onyx]

Whats funny is that theres an MTF squad that're literally all just blind

[unique pebble]

guys if u had to listen to one OST ur entire life what would it be

[vocal onyx]

Zeta-32

Zaitochi sqaud

[narrow horizon]

Furi

Or midnight fight express

[unique pebble]

epik epik

mine is...

jojo

[rare reef]

as in 24/7 or the only music I can listen to?

[ruby pilot]

probably destiny OST, good variety of songs

[unique pebble]

the only music u can listen to

[unique pebble]

fair fair fair

[narrow horizon]

epic choice

[rare reef]

I kinda want to say Fallout, unsure which game specifically

[unique pebble]

understandabel

understandable*

[unique pebble]

'tis the only true answer >->

[narrow horizon]

haven't watched much of jojo but I reaaally liked bloody stream and overdrive

[vocal onyx]

Warhammer 40k mechanicus

[rare reef]

dude is tryina live Warhammer 40k

[vocal onyx]

The entire soundtrack is just grimdark opera shit

[last tartan]

rather die in warhammer

[spark tide]

but yeah I think I would die if I had to do a GTFO level irl

[vocal onyx]

You really dont

Trust me

[unique pebble]

ayeee hell yeah

joseph joestar

[narrow horizon]

gotta love joseph joestar

[rare reef]

wouldn't you like go into some form of hell

[last tartan]

i would die again

and again

[vocal onyx]

Mans died and was turned into a servo-skull

[last tartan]

until i reached a place where i am alone

[vocal onyx]

So the warp?

Have fun there buddy

[rare reef]

a servo-skull from the sounds of it

[vocal onyx]

Eternal torture

[last tartan]

sounds cool

[rare reef]

or that

[last tartan]

if i am alone, why not

[vocal onyx]

I mean hey

Its better than a penitent engine

You know what that is?

[last tartan]

by warp you mean the place that was cool and fun with jellyfish?

[vocal onyx]

Absolutely not

Now;

[last tartan]

W a s

[vocal onyx]

A penitent engine

Lets say you wanted to repent for your sins against the emperor

Well

You get to

But you arnt living

What'll happen is;

[last tartan]

what is tye point then

[rare reef]

shh wait

[vocal onyx]

You will be strapped to a big fucking automated war-machine

[last tartan]

why not just seperate tye old man from his respirator?

[vocal onyx]

Your body will be pumped to the brim with the most advanced adrenaline, life-support, and pain enhancers that humankind was able to create during the peak of human innovation, so you dont outright die

The warmachine will be then sent out onto the battlefield, now mind you

You arnt in the machine

[last tartan]

”pain enhancers”?

[vocal onyx]

You're literally strapped on the outside like a meatshield

[vocal onyx]

Pain enhancers.

[last tartan]

you mean they make you feel more pain?

[vocal onyx]

In incredible amounts, yes

[last tartan]

interesting

[vocal onyx]

Now, you will be shot with countless bullets, you will suffer immense agonizing pain, yet no matter how many holes in your body you have, you will not die

[rare reef]

applies to your balls

[last tartan]

truly a cool world to live in

[vocal onyx]

Not until a good half an hour or so later, if you're lucky

Worst case scenario, you'll be stuck like that for god knows how long until your body eventually succumbs to its wounds

[last tartan]

now explain me this manic

[vocal onyx]

I should also add you're constantly in pain during all of this, even before going out on the field

Mans didnt even let me finish

[last tartan]

why won’t such a criminal just kill themselves?

[vocal onyx]

Smh

[last tartan]

sorry

[vocal onyx]

Well

[last tartan]

They do?

[vocal onyx]

Normally these types of punishments would be handed out to chaos forces, now despite them being against the imperium, they also follow similar things the imperium does

Which includes dying in battle, and not by your own cowardice

They wont kill themselves

[last tartan]

chaos forces get caught?

[vocal onyx]

They do

[ruby pilot]

I wonder which SCP could handle 40k universe

[vocal onyx]

But on the rare occasion they actually want to repent for their sins

[last tartan]

682

when day breaks

[rare reef]

your mom?

[vocal onyx]

In which they'll turn themselves in to the imperium

[ruby pilot]

tyranids might fuck it up

[ruby pilot]

they could block the sun or blow it up

[last tartan]

106

he would have a fun time

cause they would not kill him

[vocal onyx]

The imperium would then give said surrendered chaos force their chance to repent for their sins, and they believe the only way to repent for your sins is to die for the emperor

[ruby pilot]

why, 106 is far from immortal

[last tartan]

they would use him as a torture device

[vocal onyx]

In the most painful way imaginable

[ruby pilot]

ah

yeah they'd probably use him for such

[vocal onyx]

They wouldnt

Chaos forces maybe

But the imperium wouldnt

[last tartan]

Someone would

[vocal onyx]

Innovation is stricty prohibited in the imperium

Except on some rare occasions

[last tartan]

but like

[ruby pilot]

2935 would absolutely kick 40k ass

[last tartan]

isn’t the god emperor alive thanks to innovation?

[vocal onyx]

Yes

However

This was innovation that was from thousands upon thousands of milennia ago

[rare reef]

it's not like they would want to do new innovations

[last tartan]

and they are wondering why they cannot beat chaos

dumb space cavemen

enough of lore for me

im gonna play some gtfo

[vocal onyx]

Really the only way something gets innovated is if a mechanicus techpriest said they found out some way to make your weapons work better, though really they just invented some new shit to make it better

So really the only way to actually invent anything is to straight up lie and hope you arnt caught

[last tartan]

very efficient

the imperium looks like its run by insane idiots

and not good insane

not fun insane

just dumb insane

[rare reef]

exactly lol

[vocal onyx]

Only reason its considered heresy is because like 20k years or so humankind had what is known as "the peak of technological innovation", aka, humanity innovated to the point they literally could not make anything better than what they had

[vocal onyx]

Zealotry at its finest

[last tartan]

and they don't wanna ruin the moment?

[vocal onyx]

More-so they dont want to fuck anything up and make downgrades

[last tartan]

but like

they are making downgrades

by not upgrading

its like you don't download a patch casue you believe it will only bring bugs

[vocal onyx]

They physically cant upgrade anything, only times innovation happens is when they can make a lasgun shoot a couple microseconds faster

[last tartan]

still something

also

if they are so good

why can't they make their soldiers not die?

[vocal onyx]

Actually I should also quickly add

Hold on

Listen to me

[last tartan]

listening

[vocal onyx]

Nearly everything the imperium uses is actually ancient relics

The reason they dont innovate also is because they dont fully know what they're holding

They dont change it because they dont want to fuck it up

The only people who would know are the cult mechanicus

[last tartan]

all these rules did not stop half of their captains from fuckin off

[vocal onyx]

Oh no the captains didnt fuck off

They just became more of dicks

[last tartan]

same

thing

[vocal onyx]

Techpriests could easily innovate mankind for another few thousand years or so, though I dont think the imperium really trusts them

Their bond is mutual but shaky at best

Cult Mechanicus literally had to alter their religion just so them and the imperium could be buddies

The "omnissiah" is literally the emperor

[last tartan]

wow

[vocal onyx]

If the mechanicus didnt do it then they would've been wiped

[last tartan]

i still don't get it why no one just detaches the old man from his respirator

and takes control

[vocal onyx]

There are a multitude of reasons actually

[last tartan]

that system is very easy to exploit

im listening

[grim trout]

I'm curious about the achievements in-game like primary, ovl, sec and pe. Would it be possible to introduce a path that is meant for solo and botless runs as a similar achievement? I personally think it'd make for an interesting expansion. x3

[last tartan]

also hi bun

[grim trout]

Hihiiiii Cubix!!

[last tartan]

it would be cool

[vocal onyx]

Well

You see

The throne he's on?

[last tartan]

i would love such an addition

[vocal onyx]

It sits right above a massive fucking daemon portal

[last tartan]

but it would require tons of reworking

[vocal onyx]

If he were to die that portal would open up

[last tartan]

poor design

architects should be executed

[rare reef]

yeah why would it open if he dies

almost as if he wants power

[vocal onyx]

Hes essentially just a tool at this point really

[last tartan]

yeah

[rare reef]

oh lmao

[last tartan]

also why does he continou to live?

[grim trout]

That's what I was worried about. Maybe in the DX levels the devs could make a badge for it????

[last tartan]

there was a reason right?

[grim trout]

Oops replied to the wrong text. Ahh!

[last tartan]

i guess reworking only D and E tier would not be so bad

[vocal onyx]

Earth is the home of humanity, and also the imperium's leading planet, and the throne is built underneath what was mount everest

[last tartan]

but to be fair

i think they would first just change the bots

improve them

[last tartan]

wtf would they mine out a mountain

[odd carbon]

I dont know in which planet you think they're gonna rework things now that we have all rundowns but 1 back

[grim trout]

I was thinking those side levels that are like a subcategory. I remember seeing em in r7 at one point.

[last tartan]

R10

[vocal onyx]

The mountain was gone ages by the time they built the throne lmao

[last tartan]

who tf broke the mountain

[vocal onyx]

Erosion

[last tartan]

little troll

or actually a very big troll

[last tartan]

no

that is not how erosion works

mountains keep getting bigger and smaller

[vocal onyx]

But yeah, the emperor is quite literally a doorstop

[last tartan]

then

[vocal onyx]

I dunno man, the mountains just gone

End of story

[glad falcon]

Everyone talks about HIS story but no one talks about HER story

just saying

[last tartan]

why not just say he made you the new king?

[glad falcon]

🤓

[last tartan]

sexism

[vocal onyx]

Noone would believe you

That and you'd be executed within seconds by a nearby space marine

[last tartan]

speaking of these guys

they can die right?

[glad falcon]

the concept of marines in space is very funny

[vocal onyx]

Spacemarines?

Yes

They can

[last tartan]

why not make then immortal?

[vocal onyx]

They tried to

[last tartan]

like give them better armor?

[vocal onyx]

Didnt work out

[vocal onyx]

Again, they cant

[last tartan]

i guess

but like

[vocal onyx]

The armor they have is literally THE BEST humankind could make

[last tartan]

earth is already devastated right?

[vocal onyx]

The physical peak of best

Nah

Its alive

Though it has seen far better days

[last tartan]

it got devastated at some point i think?

anyhow

if earth got rebuiled once

[vocal onyx]

No

[last tartan]

doing some reaserch on alien artifacts can't make it worse

[vocal onyx]

Earth was actually renamed to 'terra' though

[last tartan]

why was that?/

casue god emperor wants to be the earth of mankind?

[vocal onyx]

Earth was stripped of literally every resource it had to offer, and I guess they didnt want to call the new barren planet earth out of respect for what it once was

[last tartan]

hmm

[rare reef]

what about the fact the core is iron

[last tartan]

very not eco of them

[vocal onyx]

Not at all

They literally

Have a thing called 'corpse starch'

Its exactly what you think it is

[glad falcon]

warhammer 40k universe vs furries is my favourite youtube saga

[last tartan]

corpse starch...

sounds fun

[last tartan]

great question

would furries be executed?

[vocal onyx]

Yep

[glad falcon]

it's a thing

[last tartan]

what about chaos?

[glad falcon]

meatcanyon has a whole series

[last tartan]

what would be their reaction?

[vocal onyx]

Well

Cube

[spark tide]

I assume they would be for "being out of line"

[vocal onyx]

You ever heard me saying 'exterminatus' before?

Well

[last tartan]

no

this is first time

🧊

[glad falcon]

i can't wait to be eradicated in the 40k universe

for my deviancy

I would be like a code red

[rare reef]

I am too gay to survive 40k

[vocal onyx]

If even a hint of chaos spawn was confirmed on a planet, hell, even just mentioned, then the imperium would commit to "exterminatus"

Aka

Blow up the entire fucking planet

[last tartan]

i think the god emperor is gay

[glad falcon]

should just come out of the closet

[last tartan]

exactly

his throne is in a closet

[vocal onyx]

Mans gotta get his ass off that mf throne

[last tartan]

that is why no one can kill him

he fucks everyone

or only men i guess

[rare reef]

hes too hot to be killed

[last tartan]

that too

[glad falcon]

if he fucked everyone he would at least be bi

[last tartan]

do women have rights in warhamer?

[rare reef]

thats accounting if females lived on

[last tartan]

manic answer us

[vocal onyx]

So you find skeletons hot

[rare reef]

they could probably just produce males in test tubes

[vocal onyx]

Noted

[glad falcon]

what are these "woo men" you speak of?

[last tartan]

men woo!

[rare reef]

no you

[vocal onyx]

Noone has rights in warhammer

[last tartan]

right

[rare reef]

BASED

[last tartan]

then i guess

he fucks only men

cause no women get close to the closet

[vocal onyx]

In warhammer you either do or die

[rare reef]

you fuck or die? oh god

[last tartan]

the emperor does you?

[vocal onyx]

Any objection is classified going against the emperor and humanity

Therefore

Death

[last tartan]

yay

death

[rare reef]

bend over or you would commit a war crime

[last tartan]

h

a

god

[vocal onyx]

Im gonna play some rainworld

[last tartan]

i was suposed to play gtfo

[last tartan]

damn it

im launching rw

[vocal onyx]

Would you wanna watch me die a thousand times?

[last tartan]

no

i will watch myself die

fuck scavs

im gonna comit warcrimes on them now

[undone birch]

git commit -S -m "war crimes"

[robust warren]

S&m warcrimes??

[unique pebble]

woah woah woah

[robust warren]

French what are you talkin about

[grim trout]

Giddy up!

[kind herald]

yo btw

how deep in the complex is schaeffer rn?

as of alt://r5

[amber solar]

well those r more questions for #gtfo-lore

but im pretty sure we dont know

[narrow horizon]

yyyea

[amber solar]

so go there next

[kind herald]

damn

[amber solar]

time

[last tartan]

deeper than us

[polar elm]

quarble

[amber solar]

deeper owo

[narrow horizon]

no

[kind herald]

if he was his brain chip would have been fried already

[narrow horizon]

didn't he like

remove it

as he did with henrickson

[kind herald]

he did?

[narrow horizon]

Idk

I'm guessing

[kind herald]

but he's still insane

[amber solar]

i think he removed henricksons way after he did it

[kind herald]

oh

[narrow horizon]

since he knew how to remove it from henrickson and said that it'll hurt a little I suppose he did remove his a while ago

but yea again those are

questions for the folks in gtfo-lore chanell

[amber solar]

they know what they talk about and

dont shower and all that

:3

im kiddin ksmdkm

they do a good job

[kind herald]

how tf did schaeffer put back the skull bone parts?

and how tf did he do surgery

[narrow horizon]

didn't it just

[amber solar]

slapped it back there KMSKDMK

[narrow horizon]

oh wait we might be talking about 2 seperate things

idk

[kind herald]

where tf did he find a disinfected scalpel

[amber solar]

picked it like a puzzl 'lemme reconstruct my skull real quick'

[narrow horizon]

you mean the thingy that lets the warden keep track of the personel inside the complex orrr

[kind herald]

bro im talking about how he removed the chip

[kind herald]

yeah that's the chip

oh wait

[narrow horizon]

the thingy that makes them answer to commands like AI

[last tartan]

btw, war crimes went well

[amber solar]

:D

[narrow horizon]

good for you cubi

[kind herald]

the one for schaeffer and henrikson is in the neck

[last tartan]

what are we talking about?

[amber solar]

idk gtfo lore i think

[kind herald]

the brain chips

[narrow horizon]

if shaeffer got rid of his brain chip

[kind herald]

that tesla gave to the warden

[kind herald]

he has the older neck chip

its connected to his spine i think

[last tartan]

Umm

[narrow horizon]

no wait the question was how deep in the complex is he right now

[kind herald]

yeah but then the topic changed

[last tartan]

im not really into chip lore

[amber solar]

conversations

[last tartan]

i prefer enemy lore

[kind herald]

cuz if schaffer is deeper than us in complex

[last tartan]

slendi wanna play gtfo?

[kind herald]

then his chip should be fried rn

[amber solar]

alvin and the chipmunks lore

[last tartan]

he is

[amber solar]

also no sorry ksmdkm

[kind herald]

ik that

[amber solar]

i feel a headache comin

[last tartan]

that’s fine

[amber solar]

and until i get a pill or somethin i wouldnt

[last tartan]

hope you feel good

[amber solar]

rifk it

[kind herald]

but he cant be that much deeper

[amber solar]

thank u

[amber solar]

bet

7 km baby

...

idk

:3

[last tartan]

they only got to 2 km

[kind herald]

bro 7km would be inside the core

[last tartan]

i think

[kind herald]

2km is us

[amber solar]

inside my core cause hes in my heart

🥁

[kind herald]

2.3km is the deepest we went

i think

[last tartan]

but like i said

[kind herald]

and BIOCOM doesnt know that the chips fry when near a magnetic field right?

[last tartan]

im not a chip lore enthusiast

[kind herald]

yeah

[last tartan]

hard to tell

[amber solar]

im gonna see how deep we have been

[kind herald]

thnx

[last tartan]

I prefered charger lore

can we go back to that?

[narrow horizon]

spikey fellas

[last tartan]

mad bois

[amber solar]

not for this convo jusr cause im curious ksdmk

[kind herald]

its made due to a interdimensional virus

[narrow horizon]

absolute menaces

[last tartan]

i mean

why are chargers chargers

not regulars

[kind herald]

because they've been exposed to the virus longer

and they're dna might have a sequence that mutated their stage

or mutated the virus

[amber solar]

1411 meters

[last tartan]

then what the tar on them is their bodies decomposing?

[amber solar]

r7e1

[narrow horizon]

well that's deep

[kind herald]

or they got exposed to something that mutates it

[last tartan]

tyen schafer is probably around that

[kind herald]

thats nowhere near the mantle

[kind herald]

wait so he's just setup base in some random tier?

not an enclosed office

[amber solar]

so its not deep

[kind herald]

not deep enough

[amber solar]

its only couple steps away from the surface skmdk

[grim trout]

Omg I see Slendi!

[narrow horizon]

I meant it like as of non-prisoner perspective

[kind herald]

o

[narrow horizon]

how deep does the complex go btw?

[kind herald]

till the mantle

i think

it's way deeper

[amber solar]

another question for gtfo lore

[amber solar]

i see bun >:3

[narrow horizon]

that's

quite a depth then

[kind herald]

did not expect this community to be wholesome

[amber solar]

bet

[kind herald]

yeah

[amber solar]

no one does ksmd

[narrow horizon]

what slendi said

[kind herald]

i mean looking at the horrors we've been exposed to we shouldn't be

and what the fuck is ksmd

i can swear right?

the game is rated 18+

[amber solar]

i mean yes
its key smashin

its just a lol but

funk

[kind herald]

oo

[amber solar]

:]

[kind herald]

wait

why doesnt biocom like send us out to do research on the monster virus

also wtf happened to the warden twitter account

[amber solar]

i dont think the warden cares a lot about the virus

[narrow horizon]

what happened to the warden twitter account

[kind herald]

bruh

[amber solar]

the hsu just kinda anulates it

so

eh

[kind herald]

but it's a threat

to biocom

not rn

but at some point it will be

[amber solar]

idk about
that

as in

i have no idea fr

[kind herald]

i see

[narrow horizon]

what gives off that question?

[amber solar]

it died the warden died WE ARE FREE WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[kind herald]

i wanna chill and talk to biocom rn

[kind herald]

the last report it gave was about r6

that was more than a year ago

[narrow horizon]

they did trojan it tho

[kind herald]

nah

it retreated for now

[narrow horizon]

well then it either died

[amber solar]

ah there the answer ahre
:]
it got a cough

[kind herald]

it's making an anti virus or smth

[narrow horizon]

the acc I mean

[amber solar]

its restin in bed

[narrow horizon]

or they are making it as the warden fr did back out because of the trojan

[last tartan]

nah i think the warden just doesn’t

[last tartan]

no

the warden does not care

[amber solar]

nah

[kind herald]

or maybe it's tryna buy nordvpn subscription and a norton360 subscription

[last tartan]

it might have already deleted the trojan

[kind herald]

or it's tryna buy nordvpn subscription and a norton360 subscription

[last tartan]

no

[narrow horizon]

might be

[kind herald]

so that

schaeffer cant do shit to it

[last tartan]

sponsored add??

[kind herald]

schaeffer will try to get it's ip address in the complex and then it will show the mf is in japan

[narrow horizon]

this complex expedition has been sponsored by nord vpn

[kind herald]

actually could be

[amber solar]

a1 nord vpn, b1 skillshare

[kind herald]

e1 raid shadow legends

[narrow horizon]

I'm havin

[last tartan]

what has become of this conversation

[kind herald]

"over 100 champions"

[narrow horizon]

a lil tiny ptsd whenever I see b1 now

[last tartan]

after r5

[amber solar]

:3

[kind herald]

we went from lore to biocom tryna buy nordvpn subscription

[last tartan]

?

[narrow horizon]

after r5

🥴

[amber solar]

:333

[last tartan]

fun error

[amber solar]

fun mistakes

[last tartan]

right slendo?

[amber solar]

qwq

[narrow horizon]

oh not error

it was funky but menagable

o v e r l o a d t h o u g h

[amber solar]

we had bad guns sdkmkmsd

[narrow horizon]

we did :')

[last tartan]

that is why i despise optionals

[amber solar]

skill issue

they r fun tho

a2 optionals make my life

[digital junco]

:3

[narrow horizon]

yea dying on optionals is funny

[digital junco]

R5 moment

[amber solar]

qwq

hi

[last tartan]

hi dak

[kind herald]

yo guys

are the HSOs still alive

[narrow horizon]

:')

[amber solar]

yoyoyo whats up MOTHERFUCKERS
whats up pacman!

[last tartan]

what

[digital junco]

Wakawaka

[amber solar]

no, no one got the reference?

[narrow horizon]

I got it

[kind herald]

nah