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y
it's weird
its heavy
I want to see one meme but i see two
Sashaaaa
Hm.
Pootis!
Heavy
I miss tf2
It's still full of servers I suppose
It is? I should check it out
yeah it actively has like
played lot of heavy
Best to also join servers from the browser too
You can go into regular mm though, people will kick the bots
how is it that literally fuckin no one had the nickname 'slendiman' w whu
i really just came to kill the chat didnt i
sorry :]
o
Hi
hii
Nuuu stare at me with those cat eyessss
@amber solar need CPR?? I actually can push on a chest pretty well!! Revival!!
Bwah! What is doin?
w>
but well the chat would need that :]
I dont think cpr is saving chat lol
I'm going to go bonk the herpy men if anyone is wanting to game
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so u gonna play a furry game :3
That's something a herpy man would say
what
Furry hitler actually :p
o_o
Nah, gtfo baby!
What
it is infact a game.
as you go and buy it xD
Im sending it to cannie
.t gtfo
The game is called GTFO and it doesn't stand for "Get The Fuck Out" but rather the feeling you have that you want to complete The Warden's objective and GTFO.
:3
Get the fuck out
omg gtfo, who knew!
whur

what :[
Why did the bot do that
i cant leave?
No
qwq
drop the soap probably
o//////////o
đ
Wait me??
the chats problem :]

I meant chats, but sure lol
Slendi, smoke bomb!
Ohh phew. I just wanted to make pasta
Scatter! lol
I thought it was ramen?
Wasn't enough
Damn
I stress cook
Glad youâre eating
You making it from scratch o.0
Can you stress bake me a cake?
I could actually
ooooh i'm jealous. I love noods made at home. I havnt done that in years.
Icecream cake!!
Ohh
whats icecream cake?
I'll make you some, cutie đ„°đ
Ill introduce you when you come to texas
Youâll love it
Or hate it
Cake with icecream as a filling
Imagine a cake, but made of icecream
my favorite is creampies
yes cause im sure in texas like
ice cream doesnt melt
I'll make it myself for you cuties
like oreo creampies are so good
Not in an icecream shop with coolers and ac
To be fair, even melted icecream is good though
i have to literally do a buldin to eat it
move out :]
get out of there
Have you had coconut cream pie? It's very good
yes melted ice cream is ok tho
Dont eat it inside then
You also live in a hotter place
not as hot
Im sure its much more miserable than texas
u have 40 degrees every 2 days, heres like 27 rn
or somethin like that hold on
ah 34
We've been a steady 50-55 deg f the last few days. It's been super nice
Congrats!
No
But they do come with a built in bottle opener
Gravastar sirius pro
Google it
I got the war-damaged yellow
I just ate dinner and now the food talk has gotten me hungry again...
You lucky bastard
Give me the cold
hope u like em
um eat more :3
Live in a better place scrub
Who did
If it was up to me id still be in maine
But I dont want a big chungus!
hiiii
why not :]
Hiii slendi qwq
Work experience QWQ
I'm not buying sennheiser orpheus/HE 1's
they look so bad
Expensive and ugly
aww, pats for u, no worries just bits more time and u will get out
Hm.
i would guess they are for music
and when ur workin with that the design doesnt matter
They are and also for gaming and shit
But mostly music
Y'know I wanna listen to music. Imma do that
why do they come with like vials
Shame there is no casual VC for music bots here.
and videos
If i'm at my computer, I've got music playing xD
real
4 and a half hours later
good enough is not that much :3
well it is but
not as much as it could b
Awwww Pats Random
But I wanna hang out with you guys Qwq
u will when u get home no worries uwu pat
But you'll be asleep
um what do u like
no :3
is it ost from remnant
no surprisingly
It'll be like 1 am by the time I get home
That is surprising Dak
and? >:3
its from lob corp
Gotta love those midnight shifts! xP
i can send to u bun
I actually would love an overnight shift...
And I want you to sleep qwq
I'll be 1am for slendi slendi when I get home so that's why I'm telling them not to stay up laye
I can DM you a song if you want?? They are symphonic metal bands
um sures
I've been on a day to remember binge
???

did yall know theres a cake of ketchup n mustard
its a cake :D
nomnom
Go rest then you frump Ozai
I dont know what that word means
Hm.
meat >:D
meat
noms :3
Hm.
don't eat me please
Srhek
all good
Senior hek
u don't need mic
also nuh i just noms
Ok I figured out how to join
ok but still, no eat meat
u can eat
meat
but not meat
ok i eat meat but only nom meat :3
noooo no nom meat either, only pat
I had a dream a few nights ago that there was this little fucking bitch of a cat that just bit my arm and wouldn't let go for shit
And it did it multiple times
Separation anxiety extreme
qwq poor thing
yes poor thing, lil was probs hungfry >:[
ill pat the cat u go complain bout it >:c
I hate that cat
such heresy hatin a lil nibbler D:<
next time I see that cat in my dream I'm going to fucking smash it against a wall

Hopefully it'll learn to not do that again
ill catch it
cat will be gone next time I see it
imagine dreaming
Imagine dragon deez nuts
balls in ur balls
[its a compled 3d blender shape]
take care
Bully Loaffy for me
don't let the balls into your jaws
I will
me when your dad
me when u
đł
discord deez nuts
dip deez nuts in sulfuric acid
ouch
I like CBT but not that kind of CBT
what's the best order for r4d2 PE? Secondary or overload first? (Which one starts a never-ending alarm?)
Overload
Donât pick up cargo
Save it till end
good morning everyone
hii
Mornin cube
So, how are guys today?
Open Overload > Clear to cargo but do not pick up > Open Secondary > Complete Secondary (put both cells at once) > Clear main > go back for cargo and guide to exit.
Overload without picking up cargo, secondary, clear out main completely, then go back get cargo
I am a bit drunk
good morning
you will be on a timer if you want a bearable time completing main after secondary
im oki just tireds how bouts u
:O
pets meat
is r1d1 the first level with a Warden door
GTFO
no its c2
:0
technically r1c2 has one
oh
:3
well i just woke up, but luckiky i have plenty of time till i have to go to work
yay
i haven't played that one yet lol
would you like to
stuck at half mast
in what sense?
what
karma?
too much rainworld
yay
Very wonderful spot
stare want to C2 :3?
r1c2
god i need that level
cubix join
well, if meat wants to anyway
only if meat wants to
otherwise I am back to random lobbies
mal, i am scared i will once again crash your lobby if i join midgame
but i need to eat breakfast and overall get out of bed
im watching jojo with bun atm but I'll be available later, dunno how well if do with how drunk I am
I just had a crack donut
lol
if later is in an hour i can join
finished R1 entirely for Manic and Ozai yesterday
I need to finish it lol
I
really hope.i get pants
if I don't ima cry
there's a cat on me now
what
Catception
pat it
p a t the c a t
I've been petting it
:D
he's super fluffy
we thought he was overweight but he's the perfect weight for a cat his age, he's just extremely fluffy
i want a cat to pat :3
I am a cat
I cant wait till next week, I'm bringing my actual cat back to my house
well still pats cause he cute :3
maybe
maybe?
maybe
what is wrong with your mods?
Something fucked something up
why do they keep working and stoping to work?
same thing
:0
:3
Presume theres a region conflict somewhere
u smell
war!!!
racist centipeses attack nonracist lizards
what
what
idk
your cubes
is that better?
ur solace
yes
cubes are the most interesting lifeform to ever exist
i am not giving them away
Okay some mod downloaded a more updated variant of regionkit... which breaks the whole game
Luckily
The mast has the non-updated one
That
You know
Actually fucking works
interesting
I still gotta download that multi-player mod
how does the new one fuckin break
yes
Idk

Some coding bullshit in it
i need to see you guys playing together
yay
no pls
Because the regionkit one doesnt say anything upon starting a new game or a previous one
The broken update that is
However
The old one
Does
Errors dont mean bad things all the time
They mean progress also
coding >->
Sounds like spaghetti code
Oh
I could teach you to do it
Meant to reply to meat lmao
Its really easy, just need to download like
2 things
And thats it
well where u get the mod from, I can download myself
watch meat get a virus
We'll do legacy version since its more stable
I am with a shark pfp again
:O
wtf
is that a furry? Or a fishury?
Why the tigershark
Yes
Its from a game
Have sometimes
what do you mean
In that sense snakes cant be furries because they are scaly
what fish have fur?!
Furry fishy
It's kinda hybrid
Yes
Like Maywoonaise
i understand mayroo
Dragon shark fish combo OC
I am not understanding french
oui?
We?
KILL IT WITH FIREIRHDIDH
Disgusting
Wow
Skillissue
At least try it with some other condiment
Some like it with ketchup
Or maybe it could just be added lighter
Mayonnaise is only good if its sriracha mayo
Jfc that's gross
Why are Americans always making the worst food ever
Eat normally
Because all food in America is sugar
You've never seen worst food
casually eats kewpie mayo on my takoyaki
And sugar makes it all good
It's not even sugar, it's high fructose corn syrup. It's not even real sugar!
Ketchup with mayonnaise is really mild compared to the other shit
True
not real
nothing is real in america
Kewpie mayo is different
Its just good
On alot of things
It's fake sugar that's worse for your than real sugar
looks at coke cola with cane sugar
The "white bread" here

I've never heard anyone call potato bread white bread
I am daltonic
White bread has been as white as it could be

Yellow bread to me has always just been potato bread

Then came Netflix and turned it into black
It is
Wait
noice
AYO
I eat banana

And it is not banana
IT'S BANANA JELLY
death
I cannot imagine how the fuck banana tastes good for anything else
This world is a lie
Banana pudding is somewhat bearable
Banana in chocolate
more bearable if you actually cut up and add real bananas to it
But it still sucks so much
banana is best as a banana
die
where am I
ah
and madness
That is for you to decide
i guess you fit into one of the categories
but what about the rest?
there is no escape from this pit
I mean I'm not a furry but yk
femcatboi :3
slendi!
yes
slendi!
i have a question for you
would you be interested in helping me out with smth?
what do u need help withs
yesyes
i could
i just like idk if im useful for it KMSDKM
I have the hiccups
Hey all
hii
hi
Whatâs everyone up to?
nu its not >:(
basically im doing this whole gtfo trivia show thing, and i need someone to tell me how hard each question is
wassup
Spent half of today on making a story as a father day gift
very adorable :3
cool gift
oki ill see ksks
maybs in dms better cause ur gonna flood the chat if not
Right now, my doggo is just napping next to me
Although⊠she stole almost all of the pillows
i was just asking if you are interested
ah
i am :3 if u feel like i could help
sures
okay i will dm you later today
Yup⊠Ollie and Allie is not gunna let me sleep peacefully
is that ur pets
no u
GO TO BED!
I'm not home yet
yes so me is waitin for the cutie
i at least wanna say goodnight to u today qwq

ahhh maybe in an hour I'm really fuckin drunk i can't play anything rn
good idea
You can say good night now and sleep
u cannot
nuh >:3 im sayin it to u when u get out of work
But thank you for waiting slendj
WaitâŠ
I'm out of work, just on the way home
:O
does that mean i cannot sell beer and wine at the b r e a d restaurant?
cutie is freee
nuhhh i wanna keep talkin with u a bits qwq
My old bones qwq
is it too
physical ksmdkm
awww
no worries u will get used to it lil boi :3
u will b oki in the next few weeks n such
u dont need to grind gtfo as ur second job ksks
oki
ill get to u
give u a single pat
run away
im slowly becomin dusty arent i KMKDMSKM
NO! NOT THE PAT!
YESS >:D
happened
nothin :3
are you traumatizing people?
nothing sharts cutely
Shar- oh...
huh
:)
well that was unexpected
that is a lie
my eyes are longer
Same
fuck eye problems
my eyes are chair eyes
I don't have to :^)
Just slap plastic and lube in my eyes
Alsoalsoalso slendi
Bed :)
Fun fact: It is impossible to pat me
||can i use the lube somehwere else too||
pat
wtf
:3
No, it only stays wet when it is on a wet area
I rolled a 19 for constitution saving throw and it missed
So you couldn't use it grease up rusty screws
... yes yes very what i meant
anyways
i dont wanna go to bed qwq
i like talkins with u
sniff
ayo?
sad slendi
qwq
Too badds
and it gives me a chance to run further
too fars away qwq
but welllllll mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i guess ill have to snooze then TwT
run run as fast as you can. you can't catch me, I'm the ugly egg_man
aww hope u have a cool n awesome day too :3
many many pats for u too
and hug
||and not a spank, a kissie on ur forehead >:3||
||subversion of expectations kmsdkm||
good night slendi
night night cubix! hope u have a cool day too >:3
and u too jared !!

sleepin is hard
then get in the bed with me and sleep!
I sleep hard 
Should really deal with that before bed
hello person that calls me lewd :)
nah im refering to veni
its a running joke but its fun
JAIL
jailed
Ill send slendi in after you when hes awake
Working 13 hours in a 90 degree building today 
fucking shit
Going to be a bit toasty in steel toe and work pants
Yes
I got super drunk and fell asleep last night so I never installed the mod but ill install it in a bit, just gimme a second to get uo
Aight
sorry
Nah its allg
You were drunk
Wont take long to install anyways
I'm just trying to google if it'll work with modded regions
hm.
I think it does since I'm probably gonna be hosting
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breb
Breb
Breb
Brad?

I'm getting up to turn on my pc
i always struggle wit the commands in the terminal like locating a simple door cant the AI's do it
Good morning Gents 
N o
good morning lemon
Hope all is good in the hood
aah ok i see
I actually don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure they can't. If you type commands in the terminal it'll give u all the commands tho
it is indeed, hope the same for u
I need to improve my Terminal skills
sweet but im super dumb with the commands so i mess up sometimes
Just like E-85 in a big block; we running it big dawg
i need to play more multiplayer more
it takes practice, with time you'll get used to it
Big Lemons
thats good to hear big man, good to hear
hehe yeah i just need to learn how to do coding
while you can use a terminal to ping a door.
Only really useful first try runs
Since maps are static.
aah i see
I don't think you ping breakable doors though.
Only security doors
At least from the terminal
and can you command the bots to attack the monsters or do thaey do that on their own
On their own
They will never attack a sleeping enemy unless that enemy has been woken up by the player
(Bots Btw make no sound whatsoever and almost impossible for them to wake up sleepers)
Big lemons??
Beeg Lemons
đ đ uwu!
The twin orange cats are confusing
Should also state. In stealth.
Bots simulate moving while sleepers are pulsing / sleep states.
Next to engage woken enemies with melee/Gun based their range from the enemy
(Or they could just be out of ammo decided to melee everything)
thats very useful
lemon
milk
2%
what
.t lfg
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4%
6%
8%
10%
1%
the 1%!
Cannies rich now!!
idk how to fly a jet
Thats why you get a pilot too
I can fly it for you
Helluva plane crash
Joseph joestar moment
Bunny cosmetics!
And my mask!
And my axe!
yo guys
i just bought gtfo after trying it out in june last year and loving it, and back then rundown 7.0 was up right?
and recently there's been the alt rundowns
so why's rundown 7.0 still here?
Because they're not removing any more rundowns
...you phrase that like its a bad thing they're keeping them
i just liked the fact that they removed old rundowns
Then they will work on another game, gtfo after that is unknown
8 whole rundown is a lot of levels
ik
It's possible, but unknown
k thanks
If gtfo gets a spike in popularity, it's more likely
gtfo is already pretty popular i'd say but yeah if they do something crazy then popularity will for sure go up
I mean if it gets really mainstream
If content creators do well with it, it'll affect it a lot
bro imagine like markiplier plays it cuz he heard it's in the horror genre
then it will blow up
He did.
Twice
What
Community already spiked up from em. But of course. YouTube videos don't always show everything about a game

Average player count is like 1k or less
bruh
Wait when is rundown 8.0
why would i fund another bad game
Im going to fund your demise
please do
But you will suffer a hundred long human years stuck alive
And a hundred more after it
I will fund the research to keep you in perpetual life as revenge
but
Just to die at the moment you find peace with living forever
Damn
Not if i bribe you into giving it to me
i'm not giving it up
Bet
I know what he'll bribe him with
What are offering??
nope
what is this conversation?
Untrue but continue
Thatâs the elephant in the room
Morning big G!
Why do i see bribes?
Only two can know
good afternoon lemon
Ozai is bribing folk
cool
Why do I feel more know tho
crime in general is always nice
Only two
Also may be true
Thatâs ummmm not how that works
Wheat knows i think



