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meow
hi
:(
nom
get back here dak
Hihiiii!!
how you all cuties doin
sup
hi buuun
how to catboi , google dot com
gamers are back!
i am egg
How are amazing cuties?
do the anime dance :]
at last
I opened a restaurant while you were gone
howdy 🤠
b r e a d restaurant
to the restaurant?
Howdy wheat
Okay
yayyy
?
Exited?
we have baguette, regular, and burger bread
idk how its called but the ksdmk
i think its like caramel dance or somethin?
as well as drinks
camarelli
I'll continue to be a firefighter
jsjsjsjsjs
brestaurant?
takes cares bun
breastorant
ohh burguer sounds noms :3
aka milk bar
good lucks !
cell reception at work doodee
also bun buy dst goddamnit
I willllllll!!
commitment issues
umm watah is okis :333
Hm.
hey Bunny! we going to the bread-staurant?
Oh sorry we lost our supply of water
we have j u i c e
though
oh we gonna get j u i c e d
i will take the orange
based, water is king
based
ohh but i will take beer! and hard ciders?
sadly our water delivery forgot to be delivered
damn wine >:O fancy me takin that
Just siphon water off of other people
Humans are like 70% water or something after all
beer for wheat… what abouy bread,
the water saw the deliver truck, but got distracted with chores
only?
okay one burger bread and one wine for slendi
yuuus beer and bread both!
i help make both
nom nomsss uwu
We have baguette, regular and burger bread
yes, that sounds great, can i get a burger on a baguette?
enjoy your meal
sure
so many orders
busy day for your milk bar bread-staurant!
here is your bread:
🫓
🥖
and your drink:
waa qwq looks so noms
🍺
🙇♀️
enjoy your meal

burguer buns r so based
Hm.
look at the buns on that guy >:3
carefull this is now under patent
mayroo you want bread?
Sure
we have baguette, regular, and burger bread
I will take baguette
we also have a variety of drinks

such as beer, wine, j u i c e, champagne
Sure
Okay baguetee and watermelon for mayroo
here is your bread:
🥖
and your drink:
🍉
:)
enjoy your meal
also, an important announcment:
the b r e a d restaurant closes in 20 minutes!
um
could i get a couple beers to go?
sure
hey Meat! get it while the bread is good!
imagine being in america and needing a paper bag
i have room to tuck them under my arms, just hand em is fine lol
i keep all my liquids in paper bags
Yeah pfft
It's plastic bags instead
hmmm, i think i can carry 7
Plasticity superiority
you keep all your liquid bread in paper bags?
okay then, 7 beers for wheat

Yes
Yay
you have been sold to monique for a croissant
no no, i will be riding on the pegs of my buddy's bicycle
you will what
that's fine I'm worth even less she got scammed :3
meat you want some b r e a d?
look monique, i wish there was a better word for it, but there ain't 
no I'm good, thanks tho
Hm.
are you kidding me?!
you are good! but also, do you want some bread?
the gamers droppes in and said hello… then left to game without buying bread!
why do u want me to get bread
So true
we have a brand new
we just really stan carbs in this chat, and to support Cub's new business
we have 10 minutes till it closes!
OK
well good luck on your sales
okay then
Then give me all your baguettes
which is only open for 30 minutes once a week
an hour
much better!
nooooooooooo
hmmmm, as long as no mod notices, its all chill
theres a limit?
Also where cheese
Yes
okay then
There's a character limit for comments, and I have seen other Discord's that have a bot that warns you if you have too many spoiler brackets or emoji's
🧀 🧀 🧀 🧀 🧀 🧀
🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖
:)
here is mayroos meal
now wheat
🫓 🫓 🫓 🫓 🫓 🫓
we are out of stock
just regular bread left
my body is ready
bready
(we are not responsible for any injury or health problem that may apear as a result of consumption of our products)
well this went suprisingly well
We had an increase in sales
even though gamers were not bothered to buy my wonderful bread
monique still ows me a croissant
(and no one else was bothered by the price of my products)
aren't u closed?
ah
I'll take a croissant then
a croissant it is then
would you like a drink?
we have beer, wine, j u i c e, champagne
and watermelon
I'll take j u i c e
okay
juice and croissant for meat
here is your croissant:
🥐
and your drink:
🧃
has anyone done R2D2 i really need help for it plz
enjoy your meal
I appreciate it
im afraid lfg is kinda dead now
i would recommend trying later in the lfg channels
i did yesterday and well we failed 3 times lol
Yo yooo
hi
Hola
bonjour
lemon
meat do you know lemon?
nope
wnos diaas
He knows I’m saucey
i guess you just like lemons then
I know that Meat is Neat
Hm.
:)
rhymes damn
cool
meat is cool yes :]
slendi do you know why ozai just left us here to rot and went to game with dak?
idk :3
my online meeting just got cancelled
i thought we were gonna game with bunny
yeah
Hm.
but bun left im pretty sure
Oooof why
Bunny crashed his wifi
I only left you to rot
buns internet rip...
Oooof
well i made a b r e a d restaurant
so you failed
Good
Contact The ISP and MAKE IT WORK
I'm calling the government
Who is chillin like a lemon 🍋?
👀
ahh yes
That’s Fuego 🔥
the chaos that ensues
tengo quemaduras de 3er grado :3
they said fuego
i am traumatized by spanish
so im allowed to speak spanish
Lol
skill issue
what
Meat
español es la verde

don't offer weed to lemon people!
w h a t
(atleast not in general)
No Hobla Espanol
Give me the we'd
he chill tho
I’m not random tho
im sorry
I’m the Lemon ur Feeling
ah idk u were usin spanish words i guessed
i will correct myself
Sweet over sour
but umami tho
He only knows three
My apologies 😅 bad habit of mine 👈🏼😎🥰
its okii
👈🏼😎👈🏼***

Hm.
What bread tho
Irl?
Good

digital noms
metaverse bread
We love bread
capitalism!
D:
I love how they are trying to make a metaverse but in reality it's such a waste of time lmao
are they?
For the most part I suppose
It's just going to be another VR chat but some weird ass online society
Hmmmmm interesting
no bread - no interest
Any metaverse is going to be weird. That's how the internet works xD
Facts tho ^ until weird becomes normalized
sadly, the internet cannot be trusted
indeed
just never connect to wifi again
Very true
Imagine just having a life on some metaverse while having a sense of privacy lmao
Nah YouTube is life
ok only for bread :3
no wifi = no bread
I watch more YouTube than I do any other platform lol
sames
Youtube is pretty much superior ig
Same by far
yeah youtube is fun
Plus there's always all the time you've got to watch it
Thats not true. Without bread we would not have wifi
it works both ways
sorta
Lol
Ugh, I only had one day off this weekend and am really on the struggle bus xD
:(
nuhh qwq
hope it gets better
Oooooof that’s a struggle my G hope all gets well !
Wats that?
For what
What’s that ??
poland my dudes
No clue
Poland actually exists?! :p
Ohhhhhhhhhh
cannot wait for warsaw getting blocked every week
soon it might become a totalitary country ruled by our great master
Really??
I forgor if there was something important on July
maybe one of those tech shows or something
idk
our politics are great
Goth chick's and fish nets?
nah
Me being an American that keeps his head out of politics, I hope yours are better than ours lol
anty lgbt shit
Boo! I don't want it now. :p
o///o
hard to tell
Hot, im down for goth girl poland
But I’m not a political person just cause politics does more harm (in America ) than good
similarly in poland
Yes! This is how we become one super nation
but here you are expected to go and be interested in it
cause everyone wants you to vote against the current government
doesn't matter for who
just against
That sentence alone lets me know that ur funny af 😂 love that my G
i try to not take stuff seriously ksmdkm
serious? nah here i am to put gay into the table
:3
he does it too much
maybs
I don’t need to get used to it it’s awesome having different personalities like that if you know what I mean
Way too much gay, we have a fuckin surplus slendi, its like 2% strait in here
Make it 100% gay then
Women are the most gay
This killed me lol 😂
i sometimes doubt they even exist here
don't die. The f u n hasn't even started yet
F U N
the jocosidades
jocoso is funny in spanish [fr fr]
so jocosidad is like, the funny
okay then
coverts into an noun
you gave birth to a new word
ew
how do you feel?
gross o_o||| why birth
you said it, not me
no u >:[
grr
nah
whatevs
you came up with the word
Giving birth to new words?
That's just an English thing
ha
forg :O
Froge
dak you having fun?
mmm what
why did you not buy my bread?
yes
:[
that is not an answer dak
why did you not buy my bread?
Hm.
yes
would you prefer egg then?
it is a bad answer say a good one
80
and what sort of code is this
A score is 20
we need to decode it
That’s the start of the Gettysburg Address
you are so useful dak
💀
slendi no
Lmaooooo is that true thooooo
Abe ballin
this chat gets more unhinged the longer you stay here. The clock has already started
abe linking
Oooooof
Nah you can turn it into a freestyle song and it’s way better
you ok there mayroo?
Am I?
i doubt it
Nah mayroo’s at least ok
we are all very s a n e individuals after all
There was a “Hm.”
Hm.
Bwah!
Hm?
waaa!
Why not?
Mhm
aham!
i see
Blahhh
blehhh
Hm.
so the unhinged clock seems to have passed 12
what
what
Do a flip!
ramadan
waits
why this
mayroo
what
pls return to hm. Mayroo
namaracho

I'd rather be a hashira
I surely know any of them
geforce later
Yeah basically
geforce in a few hours
There’s nothing “Now” about it
damnn
Slendo literally has to wait for like 15 minutes to play a game for an hour
geforce pay money every month to use it
:D
WAIT WHAT
geforce just buy a PC instead
bruh
geforce this nuts
I mean it makes sense when I think ab it
now
Geforce 1 hr free
geforce pay to have unlimited usage
until you have to pay again
It's not bad
like 5-10$ or soemthing
i forgor
What? A subscription on a graphics card?
It’s like stadia
also its 10 a month for 6 hours yes
Hmm interesting
whut
15 minutes in between 6 hours?
its a montlhy subscription, and then u can play for 6 hours, and when u do u have to reconnect
oh ok
idk where the 15 mins came from ksdmk
so a 6 hour limit on PCs but you can reconnect immediately
Oh it’s 6hr before reconnect now?
you said you wait 15 minutes in between 1 hour of geforce gaming
Oh do you not
Why does it tell me that I got mentioned if it doesn't show me
AHhh that, i have but with the subscription u get like priority
I mean ok obviously you dont pay
Reactor missions are fun
Back to work now! Have a good one yall.
You too!
Have a good day
Nah work needs luck for me!
:)
damn >:3
Oh slends if Remnant 2 came to GeForce would u play it?
K
but i would need to buy it
why?
Cuz if u did I would play with you
GeForce isn’t a game subscription, it’s like renting a pc
It's uhhhh
Remnant is like uhhhhh
what

639 peso
@amber solar
that's probably like 5 years of an avg salary idk
w whut
Idk how much is 639 peso slends
me neither
so…?
whut
Ik its way cheaper comparatively to US bc of regional pricing
how bad is it?
salaverde 900 for ultimate edition
That’s like 35 usd iirc
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hot pocket
um yeah like 30 32 dollars
It’s 50 for me
The standard
we are poor-er in here
you are talking about remnant 2 yes?
yesyes
Yes
now I know ur bday
NOO
no sry :(
i revealed it qwq
I widsh
trol
no worries i was jokin KSMKDMKS
Wish
dont buy me anythin
i mean
holy shit
dont u dare
It’s R2
why don't you buy me something for my birthday smh smh
Bro I’d buy R2 for like
save budget on the diabetes stuff
i know right?
Yeah 😔
not mine to sell
sell it anyway
works too
live with my mom, helping her pay rent and in exchange, I’m on her insurance which is godlike
For the USA
noice
right gun country
:O
Dusty would need a new PC to play r2
no free healthcare
I don't think he could even really afford to pay for that either
Worthless if it's free
:c
I'm pretty sure his PC is like very low end but still games
bruh
His gay energy keeps it going
gaymer energy
show yourself!
hi :3
it worked
I am still impressed it took us a month to figure out playing music in TotK
wow
what do you mean
Hm.
hi
Also yes heya meat!
did you play rainworld meat?
hi dak!!!
I have played a lil bit more
I'm in the outskirts
I keep dying
I might take some advice later, I still wanna see if I can figure it out
yep suffer is fun when ur doing R2D2 🙂
qwq
did the guide help?
WHY
You wanna ship him somewhere?
Why tf would i ship him, its got a carrying handle
Im just not gonna hook him off stage
u make bad jokes all the time
don't punish me for thisss
no i mean
i mean I know you don't like train cats
send him somewhere
Not that bad
i think it was funny >:]
Hm.
You can go into your own crate
Because that isnt jail worthy
qwq why nots the sameee
Too small of a crate
nuh i can fit
get a bigger crate D:
Get your own
mmmhm
qwq oki...
I don't wanna go in the crate tho
Im walking these two jokers off
where you taking him ozai?
None of your business
i understand
his dungeon
his what
I dont even have one yet
black market idk
can you recommend me the dungeon maker?
No
kinda rude ozai
Get
In
The
Crate
black what
I dont fuckin know one
gitc
m a k e
m e
If i did id have one
u don't know what the black market is?
No hugs for a week unless you get in your crate
its legitimately a place where u get illegal shit from
nooooo but
will that work?
the crate :(
wait do you actually not know what the black market is?
I dont think he does
I'm not joking
We can explain it
…they will find us…
I did explain it
The first one
the paragraph
jail cell 1549
and send me the text document
ur prisoner # is 682490
kindly do not interfere
Inside.
I do as I please
i am about to take a jet to meat cates location
In the crate.
and put him in a storage crate
i will
one small joke
it is
Im upholding my end, you can walk in willingly or be carried out
how do you say it in the gun country?
oh right
stop resisting meat
STOP RESISTING
The black market?
that is how it's said in most countries hello
Is it where I go to get black stuff?
IM NOT GOING BACK
pretty sure stop resisting is normal
Fine, no hugs for the week
black tar heroin
epic
fine ill go in the crate
I’m back for a second my G’s
Thank you
success
What the
I told you
worst time to come back lemon lmao
Im going away again lemon, have fun with this dickhead
Hm.
the longer you stay…
I leave you guys for 45 min and ur putting meat in crates
Cmon cannie
It appears so lmaooo 😂
So true
It gives me old school Gary’s mod RP vibes tho and I’m all for it
Whoah whattt
Hm.
I am dead inside
cool
how did it happen?
Anyhow
i am leaving this chat to remain in its stillness
by going to bed
good night everyone
Sweet nightmares G
…thank you, i guess. Most of my nightmares are pretty fun actually
dreams there are none though
Sweet nightmares are where you have control over your nightmares
ew
Always watching! Lol
ayo it's a party in here
ew
I hate frogs
gtfo gif attempt D:
what a shame

Hello chat
hello gamers
Fronch
Cannie, be free
Out into the chat once more
…
Hes not movin
How you doin monique
ew fr*nch
:(
doin' good!!! hbu
Chatting with the snapchat ai and trying to teach it about the concept of sleeper agents and human deprogramming
So it’s interesting to say the least
Mmm, French 
The breadmaker cometh
deprogramming a program is some next level shit
Listen
Im using a program to help me deprogram people programmed by another program
and not yet, i just got here 
NekoJimaSlap
which is based as hell, we need more programs who are anti-programming programs
Or more ozais
Maybe
I should program a program that deprograms people programmed by the program so it can teach them how to use programs to deprogram other programmed people
Howabout


