general

[odd wasp]

IM BACKKKKKK

[grim trout]

Huh

[odd wasp]

i got banned

sorry, timmed out

[grand epoch]

oml

[raven palm]

and my axe

[grand epoch]

wdym

[raven palm]

i assume oml means
on my life

[grand epoch]

probably

[raven palm]

but you know what they say about assuming

[grand epoch]

awe mann

[robust warren]

Ass

[raven palm]

i assume you do anyways

[grand epoch]

true

[robust warren]

Thats what i remember about it

[grand epoch]

your attention is drawn to the "ass" in assume

[robust warren]

Yes.

[grand epoch]

i can't blame you

[robust warren]

I am not looking respectfully

[grand epoch]

you are not

[robust warren]

And i do not regret it

[grand epoch]

thats totally fair

what is the best melee in gtfo

[robust warren]

Depends

Everyone swears by their favorite

[grand epoch]

whats ur favorite

[robust warren]

Personally im a knife guy

[grand epoch]

oh intresting

[robust warren]

Hammer is a classic

[raven palm]

ahh hammer is the best, but the other three have their roles

[robust warren]

Bat is useful for stunning

[grand epoch]

see i havent even finished rundown 1

[robust warren]

Do that

100%

[raven palm]

ah! that is a worthy endeavor

[grand epoch]

ive started using hammer but before i was into the spear

ive had a couple messups with the hammer where i hit the ground and woke everything up

and became scared for my life

[robust warren]

Spears are cool, hitting the ground isnt, i love being able to clear groups of up to five quickly

[grand epoch]

true

[robust warren]

I cant do much against giants tho, i end up being the fallback just in case guy for them because some situations demand an eye on other enemies while the team takes one out

[grand epoch]

thats what i was concerned about with the knife

hammer is cool thos :)

[raven palm]

the down side of no sprinting while with spear is pretty sognificant, but hammer has the highest upside fs

[grim trout]

Spear is nice! I like spears

[robust warren]

Fuck he broke out again

[grand epoch]

who twighlight bunny?

should I be scared?

[robust warren]

Yes

[grim trout]

Uwu!! Don't let them capture meee

[robust warren]

Dont end up like steve

Its not worth it

[grand epoch]

whos steve

[robust warren]

Thats steve

[grand epoch]

uh oh

[robust warren]

Dont end up like steve

[grand epoch]

steve? what do you say about this?

[grim trout]

Steve shot me with an arrow

💘

[grand epoch]

oh no

🥺

[raven palm]

oh don't feel too bad for steve got what he had comin to him, he owed me a picnic and died before he could make it

[grand epoch]

okay i have one last question, what loadout do you guys suggest or use?

[raven palm]

The general tip is you want one gun for crowd control, and one gun for high priority targets

[grand epoch]

oki doki

[robust warren]

Figure out what you like to use

[raven palm]

Other than five or so guns in each slot that are best in show, and one or two guns in each thought that our worst and show, it's not worth getting into the weeds

[robust warren]

Test alot of em, r1 is good for that

[raven palm]

Find what you like! And get good with it!

[grand epoch]

alr lol thanks :)

[grim trout]

My captors aren't looking. Now rescue meeeeeeeeee

UwU

[sturdy bear]

bunny got nitro? :o

[pseudo scaffold]

Bunny with nitro

is just that Duracell Bunny

[sturdy bear]

bunny can now be a bayblade

[amber solar]

waa me is tireds

[sturdy bear]

then sleep :)

[amber solar]

random :O

also nuh

[ebon steppe]

!)

[amber solar]

its too early

gasp and dusty

[ebon steppe]

slends , sleep is importants

like u for all of us
specislly for boy

[amber solar]

yes but not at 6 pm :^

[sturdy bear]

what did i do/

[ebon steppe]

mmmh tired is tired in my book

time is just fake

[sturdy bear]

ngl i read it as "spicy for boy"

[amber solar]

mhh not in my books :3

it only goes to the B

[amber solar]

w whu

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjsjss boy reading what boy wants

B as in Bery cute

[amber solar]

b as in book :>

[sturdy bear]

^this

[ebon steppe]

boy and i agree

[sturdy bear]

blendi is bery bute

[ebon steppe]

and boy
because bery bute share boy letters

[amber solar]

bandomboy

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjss

blends

[amber solar]

bun :]
i cant do dusty with b KMSKDMK

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjjsjs

[sturdy bear]

bmagine me bs a bardboard but out

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[sturdy bear]

im way to [text here] for this

[amber solar]

i read bardboard butt out

[ebon steppe]

u both big preciouw cuties

[amber solar]

hum

[amber solar]

ur too text for this D:

[amber solar]

no u, cute dusts

[ebon steppe]

mmmmh

u all cute big time

[sturdy bear]

no i agree dusty and slendi is cute

[ebon steppe]

i get high sugar intake thanks to you two alone

[amber solar]

we gettin dusty high :]

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjjsjs not in slends way

[digital junco]

u biggest cutie

[amber solar]

ah hoi dak

[ebon steppe]

u way bigger

[sturdy bear]

Dak how does brian

[ebon steppe]

i in the subway

[sturdy bear]

i forgor

[amber solar]

dusty in the metro

[ebon steppe]

we need more cooper

yes

the AC is dying and is flooding the subway

hello im underwater pls send help

gluglu

[sturdy bear]

i am help

[amber solar]

w whu
ac with water?

[digital junco]

🥖

[sturdy bear]

what you need me to send?

[amber solar]

is that how an ac works

[ebon steppe]

yes they throwing water

help

as in

HEllo
Electricy
Lmao
PAnadero con el Pan

[vocal onyx]

Mornin people

[amber solar]

wear an umbrella :3
or drink it

[amber solar]

hii

[ebon steppe]

I'm so good with acronyms

[amber solar]

mornin as in 6 30

[sturdy bear]

which wire do i need to nom?

[amber solar]

whats 'dusty' an acronym of then >:]

[ebon steppe]

Dumb
Useless
Stup
Trombone
YouTube Poop Hispano

[ebon steppe]

yes

[amber solar]

_>

[sturdy bear]

Dont
Use
Stupid
Topical
Youtuber things, dusty is epic

cause im S

[ebon steppe]

but i am
the acronym says it

[ebon steppe]

Superman

[amber solar]

dusty
u
so
typically
you

there cha go

skills

[sturdy bear]

spider monkey

[ebon steppe]

u hero of us all

[digital junco]

Dusty cutie

:)

[amber solar]

pat

[sturdy bear]

dusty
u'r
so deserving of love and you're
Too cute to not be deserving of love and dont
you ever forget that

[ebon steppe]

D cute
a cute
K cute
Y precious

S cutes
L egend
E normous cute
N cutes
Deez
S cute

B oy
O Cute
Y abig asorable cutie

my acronym never lies

[amber solar]

my name said deez im happy

thats all i care ksdmkm

[ebon steppe]

ur welcome

[amber solar]

thank u

[sturdy bear]

ngl i read it as Big Obnoios Yasshole

[amber solar]

o_o?

[ebon steppe]

remember to drink water casually

?(

[sturdy bear]

i forgor :)

[amber solar]

well drink now

[sturdy bear]

may of stayed up a few hours to late

[sturdy bear]

come here

[amber solar]

w why u need me

[sturdy bear]

you're sweet

:)

[amber solar]

so u gonna like squish me into juice or what

:T

[sturdy bear]

well you are 🅱️Lendi

[amber solar]

_>
ill bite u

[sturdy bear]

wait qwq

[amber solar]

dont blend me

i wont nom :3

easy

[sturdy bear]

epic

[amber solar]

yes

anyways drink water

cause u deserve to b hydrated

[sturdy bear]

damn it qwq

fine fine

[amber solar]

good cutie

pats

[ebon steppe]

ovo

noms ?

[amber solar]

no no noms anymore since boi decided to drink water :3

unless he

noms the water

i guess

[ebon steppe]

owo

nom water

take a big chunk of the pacific

[pseudo scaffold]

[amber solar]

grab water with both ur hands n chew

[sturdy bear]

^this

[amber solar]

deep fry water

[sturdy bear]

no

thats called a class 4 hazzard

probably

[amber solar]

class IV alarm D:

[pseudo scaffold]

[ebon steppe]

wawawa

[amber solar]

noms

there are

like

lil balls of water u can chew

they a substitute to water bottle made out of plastic

think they algae

[polar elm]

woah

[amber solar]

ikr

pretty cool

it must look gay if u lick e-

[polar elm]

[amber solar]

:3c

[polar elm]

interesting

[vocal onyx]

Its water balls

Its gonna look gay regardless

[digital junco]

True

[pseudo scaffold]

[amber solar]

||drink water||

[vocal onyx]

I drink plenty thank you

[amber solar]

ok cool :3

[polar elm]

aqua

[digital junco]

Agua

[pseudo scaffold]

H²O

[digital junco]

H2o

[vocal onyx]

10 protons 8 neutrons

[sturdy bear]

Cemical of mass destruction

[vocal onyx]

No thats hydrogen

Split hydrogen atom = big boom

[sturdy bear]

Split water

[vocal onyx]

Waters composition makes it impossible, wouldnt do anything

[sturdy bear]

Man qwq

[vocal onyx]

Not only that but if you DID then you'd make essentially a megaton nuke

Or so I think

[sturdy bear]

Let's gooooooooo

The explosion will split the atoms, trust

[glad falcon]

🤓

Bonk

[sturdy bear]

Yes

How are you btw?

[glad falcon]

I just woke

I feel like shit

[sturdy bear]

Oof

[glad falcon]

Didn't sleep till like 4-5am

Buddy

This ain't a recruiting agency

[stable ember]

✋

[sturdy bear]

Again not the best place, this is a gaming server bruh

[sturdy bear]

We heard you the first time :)

[polar elm]

not a bot

totally

[dense raven]

completely

ONLY????!???!?

[sturdy bear]

I should make a copy pasta for things like that

[glad falcon]

Definitely not an annoying bot looking to scam with fake job offers

[dense raven]

ONLY 450????!!!?????

[vocal onyx]

I have many

Watch

[polar elm]

i wont do it for less than 600

[dense raven]

8

[sturdy bear]

Bro I have work in like 2 mins qwq

[dense raven]

not a penny less

[vocal onyx]

245.92.89.184

[dense raven]

lol

[sturdy bear]

Let's gooooooo

[vocal onyx]

(For legal reasons that is a joke)

[dense raven]

ha ha ha

[sturdy bear]

For more Les legal reason I know where you got that ip

[vocal onyx]

Yeah?

Randomly generated

Ofc I dont know their ip

I'm not a twitter user >:(

[glad falcon]

I think even most twitter users aren't that depraved

[vocal onyx]

Alot of them are

Unironically

[dense raven]

i don't think they're that smart tbh

[vocal onyx]

Alot of them arnt that either

Idfk

[dense raven]

they are exactly that depraved though

[vocal onyx]

I've seen people get doxxed though

[glad falcon]

Honestly, tons of ways to doxx outside ip tracing

[dense raven]

ye

[glad falcon]

But yeah, never doxx kids

It's not ok, unless the person is a terrorist or something

[vocal onyx]

AAAAAAH HE DM'D ME

[dense raven]

lol

[glad falcon]

And even then you run a risk of being wrong

Block him lol

[vocal onyx]

I just said "not interested" and blocked em

[glad falcon]

If he turns up again it's probably time to get a mod

[dense raven]

how does anyone think that'll work?

[vocal onyx]

Because its probably not a some"one", more some"thing"

A bot

[glad falcon]

Because it unfortunately does

On some people

[dense raven]

"im gonna make a bot to probe for people to scam"

[glad falcon]

You offer money for a simple job, someone might be desperate

[dense raven]

true, lot of deperation out there

[glad falcon]

You would think people would learn not to accept a job via discord though.

[dense raven]

yea

[vocal onyx]

Even the scam emails I get're more formal than that too

[dense raven]

that's what i mean

[glad falcon]

$450.00...a one time payment?

What does that even mean

[dense raven]

right?

[glad falcon]

That's fuck all

Terrible marketing, bad scammer, up your game

[vocal onyx]

Especially for the position they're asking for

[dense raven]

some beware of 419 shit

[vocal onyx]

Honestly when they dm'ed me I should've just sent an mp3 file of carl wheezer saying "hi mrs neutron"

But loud

[glad falcon]

It wouldn't have been seen lul

[vocal onyx]

True

Probably wouldn't have

[dense raven]

shit i should had done that, they also dm'd me

[glad falcon]

Oh, you could have disguised the file name as like

My job application

[vocal onyx]

I do have some loud white noise, but

I dont want to burst their eardrums

Just mildly shake them

With a funny mp3

[vocal onyx]

Make a file called that and its just a zip bomb

[glad falcon]

Genius

Though a real bomb would be better for that person

[dense raven]

i should make some custom screeches

[vocal onyx]

I have a video of a rat going "eep" everytime their owner even touches it

[dense raven]

cute

[glad falcon]

Anti-human rat

[dense raven]

RAT UNITE!

rats

[glad falcon]

Did you hatch from an egg

[dense raven]

before i was* born, yes

[glad falcon]

Egg rats

If rat egg existed I wonder what it would taste like

[fringe fern]

is rat, but also is eg

[dense raven]

likely 50/50 rat/egg

[fringe fern]

50% sea

[glad falcon]

@vocal onyx do you wanna monster punt sometime today

[vocal onyx]

Sure

Smash out the rest of high rank and go straight to master

[glad falcon]

I need to go rebuild some of my sets lol. Found a pre-fatalis album of builds.

[vocal onyx]

Then I can start working on proper weapons

[digital junco]

Somebody say monster hunter,

[vocal onyx]

We did

[digital junco]

:3

[vocal onyx]

You interested in joining?

[glad falcon]

All the best builds just now use fatalis set though, I gotta go farm it sometime

[vocal onyx]

Aight, I'll probably work on getting my death row blades again

[glad falcon]

I was helping Manic's new character in world

[vocal onyx]

I'll also probably have to grab some flinch-free decorations too

Shouldn't be hard farming charms in HR though

[glad falcon]

Just one flinch free will stop multiplayer staggering

[vocal onyx]

Noted

[glad falcon]

Besides people deliberately nuking you of course

[vocal onyx]

Yeah

I never liked lvl 3 flinch-free, mostly cause some knockbacks save you from being comboe'd to death

Kept getting me killed easily

[amber solar]

there b a spam message just there in gtfo chat since half an hour huh

ah nevermind

[vocal onyx]

There was

[glad falcon]

it's also in #general #gtfo-chat #gtfo-related-questions #lfg-beginners

well, not now that the scammer spammer is dead

[amber solar]

was

anyways

cumbia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C20Z82Zr654

[vocal onyx]

Yo mal

Wanna hunt now?

[jagged geyser]

Actually

Can someone hunt with me to I'm really new

[amber solar]

in gtfo?

[jagged geyser]

Yeaaa

[vocal onyx]

We're talking about monster hunter, something different

[amber solar]

oki ksmdkm yeah cause they talkin of that

but

[jagged geyser]

Oh my bad

[vocal onyx]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[vocal onyx]

All g

[amber solar]

if u wanna share or join lobbies u can in the LFG channels :3

yeah those ksmdk

[amber solar]

just some advice!
be sure to do the tutorial first [Training], start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one, ask to not be carried and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel

[vocal onyx]

LFG's will be where to look for a game, mostly #lfg-beginners (even though anyone posts anything in there)

[amber solar]

lfg

[jagged geyser]

Ah okay thanks

[vocal onyx]

Good luck, and have fun

[amber solar]

good luck !!

[vocal onyx]

Yo @glad falcon wanna hunt?

[jagged geyser]

how do i share the voice channel in lfg

[amber solar]

yes so u join an empty one, right click, copy link

then u should b able to paste it into ur message

and then u cann the lobby code the lfx and all that other stuff

[jagged geyser]

ohh i did it

so i just wait lol

[amber solar]

if u like did the whole steps on how to matchmake n stuff

yes :3

pople shound b joinin ur lobby

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiiiiiiiii

[digital junco]

haiii dusty cutie

[ebon steppe]

hi cuties !

[rare reef]

wizards of my ass coast

[jagged geyser]

i have my fucking headset on but my audio isnt goin through

im tryin to talk in doscord but its not working i even put my input audio as my headset

[amber solar]

madagascar 1 its like 18 years old

[pseudo scaffold]

[amber solar]

yes

[pseudo scaffold]

The OG Mummy Movie

Is 20+ years old

[amber solar]

prince of egypt is 25 years old

[jagged geyser]

alright ig i fixed it

[pseudo scaffold]

Og MAd Max

[rare reef]

bro I feel like a boomer now

[amber solar]

man walkiin around a corner

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[vocal onyx]

Man I'm bored as shit

[amber solar]

build a chair

[vocal onyx]

Why a chair?

I can buy a plastic one for like 5 bucks at bunnings

[amber solar]

why not

[boreal bough]

im

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[boreal bough]

ready

to

take a nap!

[vocal onyx]

Night night

[boreal bough]

here is noon

[vocal onyx]

Remember to purge heretics in the name of the god emperor in your sleep

[opal wigeon]

trying to complete the first mission. who is up for it?

[vocal onyx]

r1a1?

Easy

I'm down

[boreal bough]

with the name of the god emperor

[ebon steppe]

seoly !

[frosty imp]

Dusty is god emperor

Cutest one too

[amber solar]

just for reference u can post n join lobbies in the lfg channels

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[amber solar]

just some advice!
be sure to do the tutorial first [Training], start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one, ask to not be carried and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel

[ebon steppe]

u all cuter

[frosty imp]

u

[vivid cloud]

just started the game, anyone want to join my friend and I?

[amber solar]

same thing as up there !! u can find or share lobbies in the lfg channles, also read that advice

[opal wigeon]

not asking to be carried

[vivid cloud]

just looking for people to play with

[amber solar]

no yeah, people sometimes carry w/o askin so its always better to specify

in this game it isnt super hard to just do a big part of the gameplay by oneself if u got enough skill

[amber solar]

yep yep LFG channels r for that

[vivid cloud]

thanks for the advice

[amber solar]

its okii

good luck

[rare reef]

I love whenever they mess up

and quit the lobby

[dense raven]

the best

oooooo it's tomorrow

[amber solar]

oki me is goin night night

goodnight yallll

[ebon steppe]

nini cutie !

[amber solar]

nini bun

pat

[ebon steppe]

:3

[tame cradle]

Yo

I can't find anyone to talk to

[sharp beacon]

shame

[sturdy bear]

*same

[sharp beacon]

imagine not being used to no one being around in the morning smh

all of my friends have horrible sleep schedules

[rare reef]

unlike me I sleep all the time, I just used my paws to type this as I sleep

[pseudo scaffold]

[tame cradle]

😔

[sturdy bear]

I just don't have friends on my side of the planet :^)

[sharp beacon]

you may as well mention which side

[pseudo scaffold]

Yeah

Give us your location

👀

[sturdy bear]

Australia ;)

[pseudo scaffold]

Australian cutie

[sharp beacon]

i mean

it is 7:17 in europe

[pseudo scaffold]

europ

[sharp beacon]

down bad

[pseudo scaffold]

European cutie

[unique pebble]

hi

[sharp beacon]

may i ask what this is meant to convey, exactly, in combination with the cat image?

[vocal onyx]

Its the meat

How are you doing meat?

[sharp beacon]

It wouldd appear we've both been stood up

unfortunately according to fate we're friends now

[vocal onyx]

Unfortunately, I have a loaded gun

Unfortunately also, it is a zip .22

[sharp beacon]

This is the most american way in which someone has denied my friendship

[vocal onyx]

Its even funnier when you find out I'm australian

[pseudo scaffold]

[sharp beacon]

That's, frankly...

very american of you

[vocal onyx]

We're all convicts on a big rock

[pseudo scaffold]

just wait they unleash the horrors that exist in the world called australia

[vocal onyx]

In the middle of the ocean

Doing

Whatever random shit we can think of

[sharp beacon]

i dunno man

scariest part about it is the weather

[vocal onyx]

It cant make up its mind

One day its hot as fuck, another day its cold as shit

[sharp beacon]

what is your definition for cold, if i may?

[vocal onyx]

We'll complain its too hot and then we'll complain its too cold

[unique pebble]

woman

[vocal onyx]

Near 12 degrees

[unique pebble]

im ok i guess

[sharp beacon]

that's... cold?

[unique pebble]

just

[vocal onyx]

To me

[unique pebble]

stressed a bit from work

[vocal onyx]

Thats fair enough

[pseudo scaffold]

f right

[vocal onyx]

Work is never fun

[unique pebble]

nope

hbu

[vocal onyx]

c

[sharp beacon]

how could you provide such a human and reasonable answer

[vocal onyx]

12 celcius

[vocal onyx]

Because I have a partner that thinks its hot at 10 degrees

[robust warren]

Hey manic

[vocal onyx]

Yo

[robust warren]

-15 Fahrenheit

[vocal onyx]

:(

[pseudo scaffold]

f right

[rare reef]

DOXXED

[sharp beacon]

lol

lmao

[robust warren]

So theres this place called maine

[rare reef]

are the people there called main characters

[robust warren]

Awe ❤️

[sharp beacon]

i can't upload images fuck

i had the perfect one

god damn it

[vocal onyx]

Embed fail

[rare reef]

[robust warren]

Laugh at the embedder

[sharp beacon]

embed?

i have it on my pc

[rare reef]

embed issue

[sharp beacon]

you know

sometimes violence is the appropriate answer

[vocal onyx]

Wdym

Its always an answer

[sharp beacon]

nothing

[vocal onyx]

Actually no

Violence is a question

The answer is yes

[pseudo scaffold]

Violence isn't a question

[robust warren]

He has a point

[rare reef]

skill fail

[pseudo scaffold]

it is the solution

[sharp beacon]

speech check failed

[sharp beacon]

mfw

[vocal onyx]

How did I fail the speech check

[robust warren]

Embed check failed

[vocal onyx]

Nothing in that sentence is grammatically wrong

[sharp beacon]

improper order according to the format

[robust warren]

Improper use of the internet

[digital junco]

night yall'

[robust warren]

Gn dak

[vocal onyx]

Night dak

Sleep well

Dont let the hatman wake you up

My braincells have committed death

I'm going to drink a bit

[sharp beacon]

that... just makes it worse

[vocal onyx]

I know

Doesn't make me change my mind

[sharp beacon]

as much as i'd like to parade interest in your well-being, more power to you

[vocal onyx]

I know alcohol is bad for me and will fuck my body up

Still gonna drink it lmao

[sharp beacon]

yes-yes

have your fun

[vocal onyx]

I happily will

Malpheus' still yet to respond to my messages

[sharp beacon]

whomever that may be

[vocal onyx]

Hunting buddy

[sharp beacon]

whatever that may entail

[vocal onyx]

Monster hunter

[robust warren]

Ay you made friends

[vocal onyx]

I have

[sharp beacon]

... and here i thought it referred to irl hunting

[robust warren]

Good for you

[sharp beacon]

should've known better

[sharp beacon]

good game

all i can say

[vocal onyx]

Very

MHW very good game

[sharp beacon]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[robust warren]

You sent a buncha photos of monsters that you guys killed to that gc right?

[vocal onyx]

Yuh

Well mostly mal did

[last tartan]

good morning everyone

[robust warren]

Mornin cube

Sorry

Cub

[last tartan]

…

really?

[robust warren]

Listen man

Im bored

[last tartan]

okay then…

ummm….

[vocal onyx]

Mornin cube

[last tartan]

how can we liven up the things here

[sharp beacon]

... fireworks?

[robust warren]

Hmm

[last tartan]

from personal expierience

politics usually do the trick

[vocal onyx]

Unless you failed art school

Then stay away from politics

[last tartan]

no…

the man…

Was a great european artist

Actually isn’t it like midnight for you guys?

[vocal onyx]

Nah

3 pm

[last tartan]

oh okay

[sharp beacon]

7:52

[unique pebble]

smh wow

[last tartan]

you are an hour ahead of me

[last tartan]

hi meat

[unique pebble]

hello

[sharp beacon]

and why, pray tell, are you awake at 6?

[last tartan]

I always wake up at six

even on weekends

[sharp beacon]

yeah, relateable

i do it involuntarily tho

fuck me ig

[unique pebble]

imagine

[last tartan]

i enjoy it

[robust warren]

You took twenty minutes to send me two words

[unique pebble]

i was looking for something im sorry

[sharp beacon]

thumbs up

[robust warren]

I was bored, that all

[unique pebble]

r u still bored?

[last tartan]

btw ozai remember to change your setting when you go back in gtfo

[robust warren]

I will

[robust warren]

A bit

Thanks for the reminder cube

[unique pebble]

;-;

[last tartan]

maybe…

[sharp beacon]

maybe playa video game

sigh

[last tartan]

gaming?

[sharp beacon]

i'm not correcting that, fuck this

[sharp beacon]

an earth shaking revelation

[last tartan]

i know

[sharp beacon]

the question arises, what game?

naturally, not gtfo

[robust warren]

You spent how long correcting manic?

[sharp beacon]

I didn't correct his typing once?

there... was stuff to correct?

[robust warren]

Sure

[sharp beacon]

That's not correcting his grammar

besides, it's satirical

surely

[robust warren]

You think im serious?

[sharp beacon]

you didn't take it serously

surely.

[sharp beacon]

No, why?

[robust warren]

Good

[vocal onyx]

Im back with some fireball

What I miss

[robust warren]

I need some

I dont understand this one

[vocal onyx]

I have like 2 drops left

[robust warren]

What the fuck

[last tartan]

mail it to him

[vocal onyx]

I know, I actually finished my fireball bottle for once

Its miraculous

Never buying that shit again

Kinda ruined whiskey for me

I like it but its TOO strong

[robust warren]

@unique pebble is dead

Wait

He changed his name

[vocal onyx]

What is that name

[last tartan]

… who is that?

[robust warren]

Thats cannie

[sharp beacon]

weird name

[sharp beacon]

%?

[vocal onyx]

Okay so he's admitting to being a bottom femboy now

[vocal onyx]

Uhhhh

[robust warren]

Finally

[unique pebble]

ozai asked me to

[vocal onyx]

40 iirc

Lemme read the bottle

[unique pebble]

says u

[sharp beacon]

oh

just 40?

[last tartan]

god

meat?

[robust warren]

I did no such thing

[sharp beacon]

you mixed it with something

right

you didn't just, drink 40% with nothing

[robust warren]

I said it would be funny, i never asked for you to do that

[unique pebble]

idk if u told me in vc or not so idk if i can give proof of it

[vocal onyx]

33%

It just tastes gross to me now

I've had it too much

[sharp beacon]

please tell me you combined it with something

[unique pebble]

which is basically implying such things

[vocal onyx]

Of course I did

[unique pebble]

u are welcome

[vocal onyx]

I've only done 3 fireball shots in my life

I hated every one of them

[robust warren]

Thank you?

[sharp beacon]

i don't really drink

[vocal onyx]

I prefer doing shots with jim bean

[sharp beacon]

because i can't be arsed to buy alcohol

[vocal onyx]

Good shit

[sharp beacon]

but vodka with cola is pretty good

simplicity and all

[unique pebble]

yes, u laughing yet? funny? yes?

[vocal onyx]

Vodka gingerbeer and lime juice

Great shit

[robust warren]

Its kinda funny yeah

[unique pebble]

ok well

[last tartan]

at least you are a femcat not a femboy

[unique pebble]

i'll change it back now

[vocal onyx]

Same thing still

Both're bottoms

[robust warren]

If only you knew

[last tartan]

not in poland

[vocal onyx]

They exist in poland too

[last tartan]

they do

and they fuckin suck

[sharp beacon]

please do not associate femboys with anything cat related

thank you

i find cats horrible

[unique pebble]

->

[robust warren]

Thats on you

[sharp beacon]

some of them are nice, sure, but dogs are better

[last tartan]

I knew a guy who became a femboy

[unique pebble]

tf

is wrong with u

[vocal onyx]

My partner dated one and they manipulated the shit out of her

[robust warren]

Both of you have issues

[sharp beacon]

what can a cat do that a dog isn't better for?

[last tartan]

pee for itself

[unique pebble]

it's not even about that bruh

just

like

[robust warren]

Tho nyan does have a point

[unique pebble]

u can prefer dogs

[vocal onyx]

How about this

both are good?

[unique pebble]

but why hate cats?

[sharp beacon]

i don't hate them, really

some are pretty cute

[last tartan]

reasonable

[sharp beacon]

just, man are there some annoying ones

[last tartan]

but not entertaining

[robust warren]

There are some annoying ass dogs too

[unique pebble]

i've found way more annoying dogs than cats, but it is personal preference

[vocal onyx]

Just buy a ferret

Ferrets are funny

[last tartan]

meat, you kinda messed up your name

[robust warren]

^

[sharp beacon]

I deny your reality and substitute my own

[unique pebble]

both have their annoying features

[vocal onyx]

Noodle rats

[robust warren]

Cat snakes

[sharp beacon]

the independent nature of cats annoys me

[unique pebble]

hence why i said it's personal preference

[sharp beacon]

i view it as having an attitude

[unique pebble]

i dont

[robust warren]

Thanks kim jun

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[sharp beacon]

that's not....

regardless

[unique pebble]

i think the way dogs conform to people is annoying

but i still like dogs

[frosty imp]

Doug

[sharp beacon]

are you socially anxious?

[unique pebble]

yes

[last tartan]

through this entire descussion my cat has been staring at me

[frosty imp]

cate

[robust warren]

I regret to i form you both, you’re both makin asses outta yourselves

[sharp beacon]

I believe your opinion is a result of this feature

[unique pebble]

i believe ur wrong

[last tartan]

they are

[sharp beacon]

but it's fun

[unique pebble]

that's kind of presumptious

[vocal onyx]

Its also getting a tad tedious too

[robust warren]

Yeah

[last tartan]

how about

[unique pebble]

you can't just base liking something off of a trait

[robust warren]

The fun died around “they must all serve me or die”

[last tartan]

we do something better?

[vocal onyx]

How about we all just agree both cats and dogs are good equally?

[robust warren]

^

[last tartan]

yes.

[vocal onyx]

Because we all have our opinion on them, theres no better side

[sharp beacon]

wow, way to exaggerate a sentence

[robust warren]

Or just agree to ferrets

[unique pebble]

i already said both are good

i just prefer cats

[vocal onyx]

Yeah

[sharp beacon]

we both already stated that

mfw

[sharp beacon]

i can
It's not a good idea
but i can

[unique pebble]

i just think cats get too much of a bad wrap bc they're independent

[robust warren]

Way to make a sentence that just sounded so awful i tried to avoid it

[unique pebble]

no it's physically impossible for u to

[pseudo scaffold]

I you I want I am I sre

[sharp beacon]

i am vividly confused in regards to how you interpret me

[sharp beacon]

fuck, guess i can't

[last tartan]

understandable, have a nice day

[unique pebble]

what'd i tell ya

[robust warren]

You as a person, idk still makin opinions, you from that sentence: holy shit this dudes a sociopath

[sharp beacon]

allow me to detail it

[last tartan]

can we finish this?

[robust warren]

Agreed

[vocal onyx]

I dont think this is finishing anytime soon to be quite honest

[robust warren]

Im good

[vocal onyx]

I would like it to however

[sharp beacon]

I believe the way a dog dedicates itself to its owner is, incredibly sweet

[last tartan]

if you still wanna triumph over each other

go play some pvp

in gtfo

or other games

[unique pebble]

i wish dogs had more independence, but i do think they're sweet creatures

except for

chihuahuas

[sharp beacon]

If i wanted to quash any indepence i'd just get a roomba

[sharp beacon]

big dogs>small dogs

pun intended

[robust warren]

Still on it

[vocal onyx]

Im gonna go look for some new headphones to order

[last tartan]

can you two stop your low inteligence conversation?

[unique pebble]

i think independence shows individuality, i dont want a person sucking up to me, so i just dont see why i would want an animal to

[robust warren]

Im gonna go seek death

[unique pebble]

okok

im sorry

i'll stop

[last tartan]

wanna play some pvp in gtfo

[sharp beacon]

I am under no contractual obligation to cease something you dislike

[last tartan]

i will hapily take a rematch

[sharp beacon]

hmmm

[vocal onyx]

R4B1?

[sharp beacon]

you make a fair point

[vocal onyx]

Without secondary?

[robust warren]

You sure? Thats more of me seeking murder not me seeking death

[sharp beacon]

but i think animals and people are quite different things

[last tartan]

both work

[sharp beacon]

a pet is, you know, a pet

a person is a person n stuff

[last tartan]

always thoght them to be connected

[robust warren]

True

True…

[last tartan]

so?

cause i need to eat breakfast

[robust warren]

Im gonna kill the shit outta you

Eat first

[last tartan]

i take that as a yes

give me 10 minutes

[sharp beacon]

I believe our reasons for justifying having a pet are wildly different

which is mildly interesting

but, god forbid discussion

[robust warren]

He did

He then asked me to shoot him

[sharp beacon]

such a quirky pop culture reference

[robust warren]

What?

[sharp beacon]

reads like an off-shoot god is dead

[robust warren]

The person who said to stop the convo asked me to pvp him

Therefor

Hes god

And he asked me to shoot him

[sharp beacon]

stretch

regardless, i like pets because i enjoy the constant attention they offer, which dogs are more keen on doing

cats sometimes just do their own thing, which is fine all in all

but you get the gist

[last tartan]

ha

[unique pebble]

i really just like watching cats do their thing

it makes me genuinely happy to see a cat

[last tartan]

i like watching snails

[robust warren]

Whats on the breakfast menu

Oh lord who art in discord

[last tartan]

croissants of diffrent insides

[sharp beacon]

i suppose

[last tartan]

and tea

[sharp beacon]

i'm not one for merely observing what others do unless i have genuinely nothing to do

[last tartan]

so, how is the weather for you guys?

[unique pebble]

i also would like to say, independence has nothing to do with having an attitude, that's just the way u perceive it

[last tartan]

for me its rainy af

[unique pebble]

hot

nothing but sun

[last tartan]

god

i would die

[sharp beacon]

I mean, i did say ''i view it as having an attitude''

so yes

[unique pebble]

yeah

im pointing that out

[robust warren]

god i wish

[unique pebble]

that's kinda a weird thing to view it as imo, not saying u have to change it or it's wrong, but i just don't see how

[robust warren]

just a long cold rainstorm

[last tartan]

also have SUN?

[sharp beacon]

Well, see, i am of the belief one can easily link behavioural patterns to someone's issues

and me finding arrogance in non-compliance is, in fact, stemming from a problem of mine

[last tartan]

im done

you killed my hunger

[robust warren]

human translation errors?

[last tartan]

you broke a good croissant!

[robust warren]

AND ILL FUCKIN DOIT AGAIN

FIGHT ME

[last tartan]

Nah i was talking about the pet fighters

[unique pebble]

in accordance to disorders, yeah, but having an attitude bc ur independent is a bit different than having an attitude because you have behavioral problems

[last tartan]

but i will

give me a couple minutes

[robust warren]

cannie, come watch us kill eachother

[unique pebble]

independence doesn't just give something an attitude, especially if they legitmately don't do anything that would be deemed as such

[sharp beacon]

I mean, i'm not saying cats have behavioural problems, i just think they're less fit (not unfit) for the role of a pet

in a city, really

[unique pebble]

there's no specific role of a pet

[robust warren]

in a city was never brought up

ever

[sharp beacon]

well, in both scenarioes of the countryside too

the imapct on natural wildlife is

[unique pebble]

there is no specific role of a pet

[robust warren]

mousers

[sharp beacon]

icky

[sharp beacon]

What do you perceive as a pet?

[unique pebble]

exactly what the definition of the word says

[sharp beacon]

a pet is an animal of sorts you take care of in exchange for benefits such as attention, aid, etc

[robust warren]

30 minutes

[unique pebble]

i dont think u have to exchange benefits for a pet

[unique pebble]

which vc

[robust warren]

hackett

[vocal onyx]

Hackey sack

[sharp beacon]

if you exchanged no benefits you wouldn't take them on

you wouldn't keep something that upsets you around, would you?

even in the scenario of ''no benefits'' pleasure/companionship applies

[unique pebble]

no benefits doesn't necessarily mean it upsets me

[sharp beacon]

how can you be truly neutral towards your pet

you'd be positive given you

you know

took them in

[vocal onyx]

Would you kick your sibling out the house because they provide no benefit to you?

Let that sink in

[sharp beacon]

you don't just do that for the lolsies

[unique pebble]

i like to treat pets with as much as respect as i would a human

[last tartan]

@robust warren im turning on my laptop

[sharp beacon]

that's... understandable, yes

if not expected

[sharp beacon]

i commend you for comparing a sibling to a pet lol

[vocal onyx]

A pet is no different to a family member

[sharp beacon]

a pet isn't able to take care of itself

[unique pebble]

neither is a baby

[sharp beacon]

it is dependent on you

[unique pebble]

however

i can tell u both dogs and cats are able to take care of themselves

[sharp beacon]

you get the gist

you need to provide food and what-not

clean them etc

sure, a baby is all the same

but like

if you decide to have a baby that's another discussion

[unique pebble]

no, what i'm saying is they are smart enough and capable of getting that sort of thing themselves

[robust warren]

And if you dont?

[unique pebble]

all my pets are strays

including the dogs

[sharp beacon]

If you don't, and end up having one, you fucked up along the way

[sharp beacon]

can they open the door and buy groceries?

or hunt, perhaps?

[unique pebble]

they can hunt, yeah