general

[undone birch]

E🅱️ic

[amber solar]

also the "you all r so mean to me" just makes me- helloo

makes me think of that meme of "why is everyone so mean to me" with the thick guy

[vast gust]

No spanish in our general chat >:c

Thats for the spanish zone smh

[robust warren]

Im in texas, spanish is acceptable anywhere

[amber solar]

:3

[vast gust]

This ain't Texas darlin

[amber solar]

D: then what is it

[robust warren]

We literally get any gun we want

And a knife just in case

[amber solar]

is it california

[robust warren]

If that isnt texas idk what is

[amber solar]

maybe it's colombia

[vast gust]

[amber solar]

there's cool food

[vast gust]

This be the Warden's house.

[robust warren]

Also texan sounding

Lots of prisons here

[vast gust]

And we only be spouting the King's English around these parts >:o

[amber solar]

qwq but my spanishhh

[robust warren]

That sounds… brittish

[vast gust]

Mayhaps

[robust warren]

That explains everything

Sorry, we dont speak shank here

[amber solar]

i suddenly want tea is that normal

[robust warren]

Only english and spanish

[vast gust]

Ye

Also, Shank is the language of London

Everywhere else here speaks English to a good degree

[robust warren]

Isnt the whole thing london? Hard to tell since the entire island is smaller than a state

[vast gust]

And yet we still owned a third of the world at some point.

Funny that

[robust warren]

Funny that you dont anymore

[vast gust]

[robust warren]

Sorta like the soviets

Or the mongols

Or the persians

[vast gust]

Yeah, because our ungrateful colony in the New World refused to pay their taxes AFTER WE SAVED THEIR ASSES FROM THE FRENCH

[robust warren]

Lots of empires fell, yours is just more recent

[robust warren]

The french joined us idk what you mean

[vast gust]

No.

First there was the lovely war where the French wanted to take you over

We protected you at great cost to ourselves

Then we wanted you to reimburse us for the losses

You refused

Cue protests, that one massacre and the boston tea party

Civil War broke out

AND IN A TURN OF IRONY

YOU TURNED TO THE FRENCH FOR ASSISTANCE

AFTER THEY TRIED TO CONQUER YOU.

[amber solar]

meanwhile us being owned by spain: haha xd

[robust warren]

Funny, that sounds like the french werent a threat to us, atleast not enough for us to hate them as much as we hated you

[vast gust]

It sounds like the US has always been a bunch of backstabbers smh my head

[robust warren]

Always like we didnt save your ass in ww2

[vast gust]

You didn't do that to be nice.

[robust warren]

Always like we havent stepped in to multiple conflicts and helped because you couldnt hold your own

[vast gust]

You did that because you got false flagged at Pearl Harbour.

Lmao

[robust warren]

Never said we did it to be nice, but its funny that you couldnt do anything until we did

[vast gust]

That's a bold faced lie that spits in the faces of the hundreds of thousands of our brave martyrs.

Also if we're being really honest

The Soviets did more than the US in the War.

[robust warren]

And theyre the best role models ofc, needing to tell their own population to not eat their own damn children due to starvation of everyone who wasnt in the government

[vast gust]

I mean Britain was fine. Germany just straight up couldn't mount a successful naval invasion of the UK

I mean our air superiority was secured.

[robust warren]

The bombing says different

[amber solar]

anyways both countries suck :3
viva mexico we saved our own asses in our independence and the only real international war we almost had was with the french and it was over some goddamn cakes
and usa cause fuck

[vast gust]

Dude, the bombings weren't the worst problem lmao

Like, any country can bomb another

[undone birch]

Nothing is acceptable in texas

[mossy needle]

not even texans

[vast gust]

Fuck, WE bombed Germany during the war also.

[amber solar]

texas isn't acceptable in texas

[vast gust]

And we did it to piss off Hitler

[robust warren]

Actually the opposite, everything’s acceptable in texas, its just a matter of who inforces their ideas harder

[undone birch]

I've seen your recent bills lmao

[vast gust]

Hi Fr*nchie

[undone birch]

Hi bri*ish

[vast gust]

♡

How you doing?

[undone birch]

Good!!! Preparing myself to buy some Legos

[robust warren]

Again, its a matter of whos enforcing their ideas harder. Between riots and a corrupt prison complex system, and the numerous skinhead gangs roaming around its kinda difficult to focus on the politicians

[vast gust]

Maybe stop letting skinheads form smh

[robust warren]

If i could i would

Still an active race war down here

[vast gust]

You can. You won't.

[robust warren]

i cant

[vast gust]

You can.

[amber solar]

move out of texas

[undone birch]

"Everything is acceptable in texas" as long as you're not a woman

[amber solar]

move out of britain

[vast gust]

What, no

[undone birch]

So like 50% already out

[amber solar]

let's all go to argentina

[vast gust]

Everywhere else is worse

[amber solar]

they seem pretty cool

nono chile

[undone birch]

Noooo I don't want to go to Brazil nooo

[vast gust]

AFTER THE FALKLANDS?

[amber solar]

let's go to chile

[robust warren]

Sure, just send one of those world war winning countries to help, who turned the tide again… oh wait…

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[amber solar]

is this convo fr kdmsk

[undone birch]

I'm sorry but anyone defending texas will be bullied

[robust warren]

Not at all

[frosty imp]

Tex ass

[amber solar]

woo

[mossy needle]

What does kdmsk mean? I'm out of the loop on that

[vast gust]

You mean the ones who refused to join the War because "oh no my image" so they arrived SUPER late?

[undone birch]

[robust warren]

I never defended it, your just as bad

[frosty shell]

Morning

[amber solar]

ah it's keysmashing it's a lol but
funky

[robust warren]

It was more “oh no my stockpiles of oil” but go on

[mossy needle]

i c i c

[amber solar]

hiii!!!

[robust warren]

We’ve never truely cared about image

[undone birch]

How so

[amber solar]

ice

[undone birch]

Hiiii

[robust warren]

French

[vast gust]

Smh, you're American and you don't even know your own history ffs

That's just

Sad.

[frosty shell]

how you doin

[undone birch]

Lily the moment anyone jokes about Britain

[vast gust]

Myryyryry

[robust warren]

Its more sad to have someone argue that england didnt get their ass fucked by the nazi’s and have to deal with the ira at the same damn time

[frosty shell]

Lilyyyyyy

[undone birch]

Good!!!! Hbu

[vast gust]

I pull those reciepts from 1766

[frosty shell]

Dying from heat but at least my place is a little bit cleaner

Still looks terrible but oh well

[undone birch]

Praying for the storm to come back

[robust warren]

Theres a storm?

[frosty shell]

The was a heavy storm yesterday where I live

[amber solar]

let it rain like gtfo when u drop in

[frosty shell]

Rain pouring like crazy

[undone birch]

Apparently in the uncivilised part of France yes

[robust warren]

Isnt that just france?

[frosty shell]

Your ass is uncivilised

[undone birch]

[undone birch]

Smh first time I see you complain

[vast gust]

I mean we were still fine, idk what you're talking about.

[robust warren]

LMAO

[vast gust]

Europe was getting buttfucked but we had the sea protecting us.

Because Germans cant conduct a naval invasion to save their own asses

[robust warren]

A year. Thats all it would have taken. There would be nothing left of the island.

[vast gust]

Dude you need to stop watching Alternate History lmao

[robust warren]

Is that a show or just the genre in general?

[vast gust]

Deadass the only way that the Germans could have fucked us over is if they somehow got the atom bomb first.

[ebon steppe]

bread

[frosty shell]

bread

[vast gust]

Otherwise

[robust warren]

Mornin dusty

[vast gust]

We were fine.

[ebon steppe]

hi adorable cuties

[vast gust]

Cute boy

[ebon steppe]

hugy <3

[vast gust]

Special boi

[ebon steppe]

cute girl

[robust warren]

The royal “we” ofc, the population was most certainly not

[vast gust]

How you doing bunbun

[ebon steppe]

lovely wonderful girl

im meh , going through a bad mind but is oki nothing that i wont forget

[vast gust]

Ozai, the British people held strong even with how things were.

[frosty shell]

[undone birch]

Hug!!!

[robust warren]

Watch us argue over pointless already solved issues for a bit, its fun

[ebon steppe]

how u pretty cuties doing

[vast gust]

Just because that idea goes against your "America #1" mindset, doesn't make it any less true.

[vast gust]

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjss cute flowy

[vast gust]

Arguing history with someone who doesn't know history.

[frosty shell]

Alright I need a shower, be back in a bit

[ebon steppe]

enjoys cutie

[robust warren]

America definitely isnt number one, but British arrogance is irking

[amber solar]

dustyyy
WHAT R U DOIN AT THIS HOURRRR

[ebon steppe]

slends slends

[amber solar]

ITS 3 AM

[ebon steppe]

i already said

and u ?

[amber solar]

um uh i didn't see it

:3

but well i just woke up cause i napped alll day

[vast gust]

And American ignorance continues to be unsurprising.

[undone birch]

If you slept you wouldn't be dealing with bad mind

[vast gust]

[ebon steppe]

thats adorbs , hope you have a cute early day

jsjsjjs cant sleep

[vast gust]

Dusty is adorbs

[undone birch]

England can't even raise cows without them turning crazy

[amber solar]

ohh hope u can get a better day today dusts

[vast gust]

And is in day

[amber solar]

also yes qwq can't sleep kdmsk

[ebon steppe]

u mispelled flowy, mony and slends , and myry

[vast gust]

Therefore day is adorbs because dusty in day

[robust warren]

And brittish superiority complexes continue to sprout from bombed ground, hows that deal with ireland going btw?

[ebon steppe]

u all make the day adorbs because u all still here doing their best <3

[amber solar]

noo dusty is part of it >:3
pats pats lots of pats

[vast gust]

If you bring up Ireland, I'm about to bring up the whole Middle East.

And neither of us wanna bring that kind of heat.

[robust warren]

Doit, im still laughing about how bad that whole ordeal was

[amber solar]

ah we shouldn't

[ebon steppe]

pats for u all cuties i go dissapear be alone with thoughts

u all pretty cuties big amazing big lovely , wish u all such amazing days like u all

[undone birch]

The American may be dumb but the fact you're defending any country with such passion is also dumb

Chill

[vast gust]

[undone birch]

This is derailing

[amber solar]

i hope u can have a better night n stuff :3
huh, bye dustyyyyy

[vast gust]

I am defending historical accuracy!

[robust warren]

With the brittish viewpoint of “we always win no matter what!”

[amber solar]

can u give back the things from ur museums :3

[vast gust]

[amber solar]

steal em then bring em back

or was that another country...

[vast gust]

But they're shiny

[amber solar]

no

[vast gust]

No that was us

[amber solar]

:3

there chu go

[vast gust]

We stole like

A LOT

[amber solar]

yes give back pls

[vast gust]

We're like magpies

No

[amber solar]

qwq

[vast gust]

We stole first

[robust warren]

The only reason the pyramids are in egypt is because they couldnt fit on the boats to england

[amber solar]

lmao

[undone birch]

True that

[vast gust]

We tried

[robust warren]

Can we just agree that everyone sucks?

[undone birch]

WHA-

[amber solar]

thank god our pyramids r still... nevermind :3

[vast gust]

No

[amber solar]

yes

[robust warren]

Brittish smh

[vast gust]

We don't do misanthropic bs

Everyone can't suck

[amber solar]

fuck everyone except latin america they seem chill mostly

[vast gust]

Because Dusty exists

[amber solar]

they only battle with themselves

[robust warren]

Id say canada, but ive already said my piece on that

[vocal onyx]

Ahem

[amber solar]

sometimes

[vocal onyx]

Just for that Im gonna put a sausage on some whitebread

[robust warren]

The prison island has no right to speak

[vast gust]

Canada burned down your White House. Don't start shit.

[vocal onyx]

And fucking eat it

[amber solar]

dusty is mexican so we the cool ones

[vocal onyx]

:(

[robust warren]

❤️

[vast gust]

@ebon steppe cute bunbubjdudbeisbwuaid

[robust warren]

You two are pretty cool

[amber solar]

:O

[robust warren]

Minus the beheadings

[vast gust]

Smh

We all did beheadings

[robust warren]

They cant lmao

[vast gust]

Stfu

[robust warren]

The recent ones

Not old history

[vocal onyx]

One of our pms just went missing and we never found him

[undone birch]

Yeah last Guillotine execution in france is like 40y ago

[vocal onyx]

Oh and the emu war

That too

[robust warren]

Yeah

That

[vocal onyx]

Thats what we're known for

[amber solar]

the emo war?

[robust warren]

Yep

[vast gust]

He just went on a bender

[vocal onyx]

Emu

[amber solar]

damn 2010 where weird

[vocal onyx]

He went for a swim and

Gone

[vast gust]

He'll be back for the cricket

[ebon steppe]

@vast gust cute girl big lovely

[vocal onyx]

Just like that

[robust warren]

Hes with crocodile dundee now

[vast gust]

Cute lil bun boi bean

[robust warren]

Rip

[amber solar]

mexican bun boi bean :3

[ebon steppe]

u pretty

[vast gust]

u adorable

Goodest of boys

Frfr

[ebon steppe]

u the big pretty lovely amazing sweet cutest girl ever <3

[vast gust]

and u the cutest, smolest, most sweet lil bun bun boy for all time

Is our honourary lesbean

[amber solar]

dusty the true best lesbian

[undone birch]

We get it you all want to smash dusty

[vast gust]

No

[amber solar]

what the fuck

[vast gust]

Monique >:c

[robust warren]

Leave that to them monique, im all good

[amber solar]

i want to smash anoth- im not finishin that joke

[undone birch]

I found it! The objectively wrong opinion

[vast gust]

WHY WOULD YOU SMASH

[robust warren]

Random, we know.

[amber solar]

_>

[vast gust]

THE CUTEST BUN BOI

He's precious.

[amber solar]

dusty is dusty u can't say that

[vast gust]

Not to be lewd

[amber solar]

he's the cute one

[vast gust]

Yes

The cutiest one

[amber solar]

i've only seen dusty say "lewd" once cause me n random where jokin and then he immediately went to talk cute things again

kdmskdm

[vast gust]

Also daily reminder that Brisket is a girl, not a "femboy"

♡

[amber solar]

yes

[robust warren]

Who tf is brisket?

[amber solar]

i am a femboy she's not

[undone birch]

That's a skill issue I'm both

Is brisket like a Bridget clone?

[vast gust]

Bridge

Basket

[amber solar]

brisket my beloved i don't play guilty gear but memes

[vast gust]

Brisket

[robust warren]

Ohhh

[amber solar]

brisket

[vast gust]

Bracket

[robust warren]

The trans one in guilty gear

[amber solar]

boingo

[robust warren]

Yeah

[small notch]

rate R2C2 in terms of pain

[vast gust]

The best girl in GG

[vast gust]

[small notch]

got it

[amber solar]

ummm 4/10 yes pain but it is super fun

[robust warren]

Have fun!

[amber solar]

good luck!

[small notch]

i wont dw

[robust warren]

Slendi’s a femboy???

[amber solar]

:3

[vast gust]

Ye

[robust warren]

Huh

[amber solar]

u doubt it ?

[small notch]

omaygot 😭

[robust warren]

That explains some things

[amber solar]

i said i want maid dresses

[small notch]

theres gonna be alot of striker and spitters in r2c2 right?

[amber solar]

mhhhh

u will see uwu

[robust warren]

^

[amber solar]

[small notch]

gonna take it as yes...

im gonna use knife then

[amber solar]

hehe hehehe he hehe

[robust warren]

I dont doubt it slendi, its just not something id thought about before

[vast gust]

I always use Knife

[small notch]

u have tips 😭

[robust warren]

Aim for the head

[amber solar]

now imagine slender man blushin n goin bottom

[small notch]

back of the head

[vast gust]

You can do triples and even quad kills solo

[small notch]

?

[amber solar]

head

[vast gust]

Just dont be stupid

Front and back are both fine with knife

[small notch]

ive done it before

[robust warren]

I dont want to imagine slenderman as a femboy

[small notch]

but

[amber solar]

front back head it kills with knife

[frosty shell]

Knife good

[vast gust]

You get precision multiplier

[small notch]

i kinda hit a scout in the front of their face and it didnt end well

[amber solar]

too bad u did

[frosty shell]

makes you really good at being British

[undone birch]

All I'm hearing is if we buy slendi maid dress we possibly can have an actual femboy hackett team

[robust warren]

Fuck you

[amber solar]

ah a scout yes back of the head

but normals

front too

[vast gust]

Scouts and above you need back of head

[amber solar]

and don't try with big ones

cause they slap

[vast gust]

^

[small notch]

yea had it learn it the hard way

[vast gust]

I always bring sniper

[small notch]

full charge on a giant limb wont remove it right?

[small notch]

u shoot scouts??

[vast gust]

So I can solo deal with big bois

[robust warren]

Yeah big guys are the bane of knifes

[vast gust]

Sometimes

[amber solar]

u don't? kdmsk
i mean it's better to not but

if u got jnoife

[vast gust]

Its easier to use a bullet than to risk a wave.

[small notch]

i never shoot scouts 😭

[amber solar]

like

[robust warren]

Use a hard hitting gun

Aim for the head

[amber solar]

even a combat shotgun can kill one

[vast gust]

Also

Knife to back of giant head does blow it up

But thats it

[robust warren]

Doesnt kill em tho

[vast gust]

Still alive

[small notch]

it doesnt explode limbs right/

[vast gust]

Yeah

[small notch]

ok

[frosty shell]

If the giant is sleeping*

[vast gust]

Too weak

[small notch]

does it stagger him atleast?

[frosty shell]

Else you won't get the stealth bonus and you'll hit with a wet noodle

[amber solar]

yes knife gets a dmg bonus if the enemy is snoozin

also no

[robust warren]

No

[vast gust]

Stagger rating too low

[amber solar]

just shoot it mdmskdm if u find one

[vast gust]

You need bat or charged sledge

[amber solar]

it's usually the best option

[vast gust]

Yeah

[small notch]

the whole room will wake up 😭

[undone birch]

@frosty shell wanna do another level before I go to the lego stor?

[amber solar]

or spear but why would u :3

[vast gust]

You clear room of smols

[small notch]

they always block the door

[amber solar]

this this this

[frosty shell]

Right now ? why not

[undone birch]

Let's goooooo

[amber solar]

umm maybe put down ur sentries if u feel like

[frosty shell]

Give me a few minute

[robust warren]

Got a spot?

[frosty shell]

I'll start a round of laundry and then we can start

Sure you can come

[vast gust]

Then you run far back as you can with them in line of sight

[robust warren]

Bet

[vast gust]

And then shoot them

[frosty shell]

be back in 5 min

[small notch]

wait thats smart

[vast gust]

Half the time it wont trigger room if you're far away

[vast gust]

:D

Lily's solo tactics

[amber solar]

smort :O

[small notch]

i will use that ty 😭

[amber solar]

no worries in this lvl u will probs not use that ksks :3

[vast gust]

[amber solar]

but no more spoils

[vast gust]

Lily is very happy

Met adorable bean who's gayness nearly exceeds hers

[small notch]

ive been spoiled a little

[vast gust]

Pride month go whoosh

Time to be more gay

Biotracker is your best friend

[amber solar]

gayness yayyyyyy

[sturdy bear]

Slendi!

[robust warren]

@undone birch where we meeting?

speaking of gayness

[amber solar]

randommmm ;D

[sturdy bear]

why are up so late >:(

[vast gust]

Randommmmm

[amber solar]

i was wonderin where u were ksks

umm :3

[small notch]

i love biotracker

[amber solar]

i had a headache and i napped all day sooo

[small notch]

always use it

[amber solar]

me is awake now

uwu

[sturdy bear]

hmmmm >:(

are you feeling better?

[vast gust]

I love how the biotracker just magically makes the turrets use less ammo

But also fires faster

[amber solar]

yes but better in this situation is like any emotion that is not pain kdmsk

it was so bad qwq

[undone birch]

lego store

now

[amber solar]

but now i am not in pain

[undone birch]

I'm waiting for Myry to come back

[vast gust]

Lego

Leggo to lego for legos

[sturdy bear]

pats the slendi

[robust warren]

fair

[vast gust]

Moni

Gib lego

[undone birch]

• I had to restart because of dumb driver update

[amber solar]

qwq thenk u cutie

[vast gust]

I wanna build another death star

[undone birch]

no

[amber solar]

i bought a cool 1000 piece puzzle the other day and me wants to complete it

[robust warren]

all that typing for a two letter answer

[undone birch]

I still have that giant Lego eiffel tower in my room

[sturdy bear]

wha?

[amber solar]

yes :3 1000 piece puzzle

[robust warren]

of what?

[amber solar]

the painting of the scream

[robust warren]

ohhh

nice

[amber solar]

i forgot the artist but u know the one

yes is cool

[frosty shell]

okay cuties I'm back

[amber solar]

:3

hii

[robust warren]

Whereto?

[frosty shell]

GTFO 68?

[ebon steppe]

nom

[frosty shell]

@undone birch gayming time

[amber solar]

dusty don't nom my puzzle :3

[ebon steppe]

have lovely gtfo time cuties

[amber solar]

ok now i'm gonna see if i can snooze again

[vast gust]

DUSTY

[amber solar]

hopefully yes kdnskdmdm

[ebon steppe]

FLOWY

nini slends sweet dreams

[amber solar]

goodnight dusty :3

[undone birch]

GAYMING

[amber solar]

hope u can have a funky night too from now on

[ebon steppe]

enjoy gayming cuties

[vast gust]

Gayming

[ebon steppe]

<3

[sturdy bear]

epicness

[ebon steppe]

ur pretty and cute

hi boy

u appeared when slends die
coincidence i dont think so

[undone birch]

ok lemme boot up the gam

[small notch]

fr

[sturdy bear]

i mean slendi isnt "dead"

[ebon steppe]

he is
we shall remember him

[frosty shell]

jump in VC 69 minus one

[robust warren]

I shot him twice random

Hes dead

[ebon steppe]

:(

[vast gust]

Twice is nothing

[ebon steppe]

thrice !

[robust warren]

Here comes the brit again

[small notch]

oi

[sturdy bear]

brrrrrrry

*brrrrt

[vast gust]

Smh

Stfu yank and let me enjoy my dusty bunbun

[robust warren]

You interjected

Thats on you

Not me

[ebon steppe]

:3

[sturdy bear]

who is yank?

if me i'll die

[robust warren]

As in yankie

[ebon steppe]

?)

[sturdy bear]

?)

[ebon steppe]

whats yankie

[sturdy bear]

a hat

[ebon steppe]

nice

it is a pretty hat?

[robust warren]

Sure

[sturdy bear]

honestly

idk

[ebon steppe]

mmmh

[robust warren]

Its also a baseball team

[frosty shell]

dusty
huggies on the dusty to get good luck on our run

[ebon steppe]

big hugs to the cute myry <3 bests of luck in your games cutie <33333 here cheering for u all

[frosty shell]

[sturdy bear]

^this

[robust warren]

Thank yøu dustys

[ebon steppe]

:3 cuties

[sturdy bear]

but hear me out

cutie dusty :>

[ebon steppe]

nonono hear me out

you <33

[sturdy bear]

qwqwqwqwqwqwwqwq

many sads

cause am not cute like dusty bun

[ebon steppe]

ur waaaaay more cuter :3

[sturdy bear]

nuh uh

dusty is like

at least a 10/10 cute

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[ebon steppe]

sorry nono , thats u all

[frosty imp]

Dusty is an 11/10

[wooden oyster]

Shut the fuck up and agree you're both cute

[frosty imp]

Cry about it

[ebon steppe]

maywu knows u all infinitely adorable

[frosty imp]

I know dusty is #1 cutest

[vast gust]

Mayo

Where is jar

[vast gust]

Need to make sandwich

[ebon steppe]

u all #1

[frosty imp]

I'm the #1 worst

[wooden oyster]

m-my... MY BROTHERS!

[frosty imp]

Everything that someone could be bad at, I am

[wooden oyster]

same

[ebon steppe]

worst at not being such a lovely cutie :3

[sturdy bear]

non

dusty is amazing cutie

[ebon steppe]

u all big lovely sweet cuties

[sturdy bear]

^this is why dusty is a big lovely sweet cutie

[frosty shell]

Dusty is

[vocal onyx]

I came here to express my favourite fish

Wahoo

[ebon steppe]

u all are so lovely so sweet so cute <3

i go nini , u all take care and me here for u all big times

[sturdy bear]

oh okay

nini dusty :>

[wooden oyster]

not me tho

[wooden oyster]

do tell

[frosty imp]

Fish

[vocal onyx]

Wahoo

[wooden oyster]

why do you like this fish so much?

[vocal onyx]

Wahoo

[wooden oyster]

I do not believe that is a valid answer to the question

[vocal onyx]

Wahoo

[wooden oyster]

is wahoo the only thing you can say?

[vocal onyx]

No

[wooden oyster]

okay

time to shower and figure out what the fuck just happened

[vocal onyx]

Wahoo

[wooden oyster]

egg

[sturdy bear]

egg

[robust warren]

wait

why is he running from slendi?

[sturdy bear]

:>

[wooden oyster]

long story

[sturdy bear]

i got time :)

[robust warren]

Me too

[vocal onyx]

Same here

[sturdy bear]

come on egg. story time

[wooden oyster]

can't find it

[sturdy bear]

bruh

[rugged jewel]

egg

#missedit

[sturdy bear]

^this?

[vocal onyx]

Wahoo

[sturdy bear]

yellow belly :>

[grim trout]

Goodmorning!!

[sturdy bear]

morning bunny

[robust warren]

Morning bun

[grim trout]

How are you cuties????

[robust warren]

Playin the game

Havin a good time

You fell asleep early last night

You sleep well?

[sturdy bear]

not too bad thanks for asking

[robust warren]

Good to hear random

[radiant crypt]

How to unlock all LFG channels?

[robust warren]

Look at the top of the server, theres a banner that says channels and roles. Select “find others to play with”

@radiant crypt

[amber solar]

woh such mornin

such bad internet ksdmkm

[unique pebble]

its discord

[robust warren]

Help

SLENDI ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN

DISCORD IS DYING

[vocal onyx]

My discords pretty alright 💀

[unique pebble]

bring me with it

[robust warren]

Its repeatedly looping dms ive sent

[amber solar]

nooo discord qwq

such bad internet ksdmkm

where will i met gay people now

[robust warren]

SLENDI GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[amber solar]

it is dyin my messages do not send AAAAAAAAAAA

[vocal onyx]

Nvm

[amber solar]

NOOO ILL STAY QWQ

[robust warren]

Choosing to copy them over and over and over, repeating an infinite loop of messages

See

[amber solar]

no ok they r not sendin what the hell

[unique pebble]

bring me with it

[amber solar]

NOOO ILL STAY QWQ

[robust warren]

Choosing to copy them over and over and over, repeating an infinite loop of messages

Its broken

Its broken

[vocal onyx]

Nvm

[robust warren]

This is some twilight zone shit

[amber solar]

now to see if it repeats

[grim trout]

Hihiii!!

[robust warren]

BUNNY RUN THE LOOP IS ALL CONSUMING

YOU HAVE TO ESCAPE

Choosing to copy them over and over and over, repeating an infinite loop of messages

[grim trout]

Ohhh nuuu!! Bunny hops awayyyy!!!

[unique pebble]

discord api issues be like

[robust warren]

Someone wanna make a creepy loop of foreboding messages with me?

If it breaks hard enough do we break with it?

Or does the man break the machine?

[amber solar]

woooh u wanna use the kovac peacekeeeper

[unique pebble]

rage against the machine

[robust warren]

Or does the man break the machine?

[unique pebble]

I'm a spear enjoyer now

[robust warren]

the warden is watching

hes always listening in

he left for the hsu about an hour ago

did you see him take it with him?

the warden is watching

[amber solar]

• .... . / .-- .- .-. -.. . -. / .--- ..- ... - / .-.. --- --- -.- ...

[unique pebble]

I can't speak dots and lines

[amber solar]

fear the above for its greater than your dreams

[robust warren]

i still hear it, that noise feels like it became a part of my skull… i cant get it out of my head

[amber solar]

it comes every night

they are different people every time
but i recognize them somehow

they are screaming at me, i dont hear them but i know they are screaming

[unique pebble]

[robust warren]

i feel like it knows me… maybe better than i know myself

[unique pebble]

[amber solar]

we penitents carry such guilt that perhaps the affliction is giving us a second breath. But be wary, amongst prayers it might silently come creeping to us one day

[robust warren]

Now that we’re trying it isnt looping

It has to want to break

[amber solar]

iKR

:[

[robust warren]

Good try tho slendi

Fuck

[amber solar]

DAMMIT IS HAPPENIN

[unique pebble]

yikes

unsynced

[amber solar]

thank u i out stuff of the first gtfo trailer ksdmk

[robust warren]

I was just comin up with stuff

[vocal onyx]

Fun fact: in a game I play, one of the voice actors is the creator of trollface

Also, discords still fucking up

[robust warren]

its sinking again, we cant know where its gonna end up now

[amber solar]

thank u i out stuff of the first gtfo trailer ksdmk

[robust warren]

Its like a hole in reality

[unique pebble]

how

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[unique pebble]

why

[vocal onyx]

Fun fact: in a game I play, one of the voice actors is the creator of trollface

[robust warren]

I was just comin up with stuff

[frosty imp]

[vocal onyx]

Fuego looks a little unsynced to me

The fog is coming

The fog is coming

[frosty imp]

Discord is dying so hard

[robust warren]

Who knows when or why, all we know is that its happening

Its like a hole in reality

[vocal onyx]

Its only happening in this server

[robust warren]

We have to find a way out! THERE HAS TO BE A WAY OUT

how long do you have to stare into the void before it starts to bore a hole in your mind

Who knows when or why, all we know is that its happening

Its like a hole in reality

[amber solar]

and it fucks

[vocal onyx]

🤨

Fuego looks a little unsynced to me

It what?

[frosty imp]

Discord is dying so hard

[robust warren]

Who knows when or why, all we know is that its happening

[vocal onyx]

Fuego looks a little unsynced to me

[robust warren]

ive been watching it for a long time

[unique pebble]

why

[amber solar]

and it fucks

[frosty imp]

[robust warren]

How do you tether yourself to a point in time when you lost where you started in the first place, its like trying to loop a rope together without ever letting it touch

No, its happening everywhere

[vocal onyx]

Not on a few servers for me

[unique pebble]

[robust warren]

Who knows when or why, all we know is that its happening

We have to find a way out! THERE HAS TO BE A WAY OUT

is anyone even alive out there anymore?

i miss my friends and family

[amber solar]

and it fucks

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[robust warren]

ive been watching it for a long time

[vocal onyx]

Who the fuck is using mandom

It what?

[robust warren]

ive been watching it for a long time

ive been watching it for a long time

[amber solar]

and it fucks

[robust warren]

How do you tether yourself to a point in time when you lost where you started in the first place, its like trying to loop a rope together without ever letting it touch

[long moat]

is discord lagging?

or it's just mine

[vocal onyx]

Its lagging

Badly

[robust warren]

Its fucked

Im just having fun with it

[frosty imp]

My brain is dead

[vocal onyx]

Welcome to the club though, would you like some fruit punch?

The fog is coming

[frosty imp]

I realize now it's 10am

[vocal onyx]

The fog is coming

The fog is coming

[robust warren]

We’re all dead

[unique pebble]

api issues

[robust warren]

is anyone even alive out there anymore?

[frosty imp]

And I have been awake since I don't even remember

[vocal onyx]

Watch me flex on mayroo

[frosty imp]

How so

[robust warren]

I want to talk to them one last time, but even the messages are against us. Its like the computers themselves want us to give up hope

[vocal onyx]

I'm going to go to bed 😎

[robust warren]

Goodnight

[frosty imp]

So epic!

[vocal onyx]

I'm going to go to bed 😎

Goodnight everyone

[frosty imp]

Everyone would suffer

Except for those that don't use it

I can't go through one day without talking to my discord kitten

[vocal onyx]

I'm going to go to bed 😎

[frosty imp]

I would DIE if I could not talk to my discord kitten

yes

[unique pebble]

cough

[frosty shell]

hopefully they purr

hopefully they purr

oh oh Discord

[vocal onyx]

Changed my mind lmao

[robust warren]

This has gotten interesting

[frosty imp]

The test now is how long can i stay up

[robust warren]

You gotta beat 53 hours may

[frosty imp]

Oh really

Without coffe and energy drinks, hrm

[robust warren]

Coffee and energy drinks are allowed

Coffee and energy drinks are allowed

In moderation

[frosty imp]

I'm not a coffee/energy drink gamer

I've only had like 2 small amount of coffee, like a couple sip or something, and energy drinks a handful, but I've had neither of them in years

[amber solar]

i had a double expresso and a big energy drink once and i fell asleep earlier that day than normal

[robust warren]

Because it doesnt actually wake you up

Makes you feel awake when you arent

[frosty imp]

It really just blocks the part that gets you tired iirc

So if you are literally about to pass out from lack of sleep, and you try to avoid it with energy drinks or coffee, it'll never happen pretty much

[amber solar]

i mean idk i was not like sleepy i was just like 'today i need to do things so ill buy em and see if it does anythin' and it didnt

i dont drink enough water for the caffeine to affect my body i think

[vocal onyx]

Coffee and energy drinks

Good way to fuck your body up

[amber solar]

:D

[vocal onyx]

I would strongly advise against that nextime, slendi

[amber solar]

i did it once

i dont like coffee

i wont do it again

[vocal onyx]

You're gonna learn your lesson either way

[frosty imp]

Coffee tastes weird and energy drinks taste like battery acid

Neither option of trying to stay away tastes good

[amber solar]

enegy drinks just make me burp a lot they r way too over-carbonated

[frosty imp]

Skill issue really

[amber solar]

yes probs

[raven palm]

i need to lay off coffee, it is not good for me

i have been having a lot less lately, but more progress is needed

[amber solar]

try water :]

its pretty cool

[raven palm]

oh i drink a fuckton of water too, but i also used to have 2 espresso drinks a day

[amber solar]

ah jesus yeah thats not
great
whats a coffee subsitute :^

maybs

like

[digital junco]

Huh

[amber solar]

non caffeine tea

[amber solar]

hello hello hihi

[digital junco]

Apparently discord was doubling messages

[amber solar]

yes :3

look up on the chat

it was pain

:D

[digital junco]

Lmao

[amber solar]

but now its over and thats cool now snooze

[digital junco]

Mine’s still lagging, no double messages tho

[amber solar]

hah >:3
yeah idk my internets justa bit funk but it got better

oh yeah i just remembered what i dream, it was like an episode of bar rescue with john taffer, and i was the chef of a mediocre bar, but tried my best and they kinda liked the way i worked qwq

very feel good dream idk why ksks

i guess my mind just needed a break

[vast gust]

Daky

[ebon steppe]

mornin cuties

[undone birch]

evening

cutie

[amber solar]

hi dustss :3

[ebon steppe]

hiiii pretty cuties , how u all

[amber solar]

im good im gonna go noms cookies
how bout u :O

[ebon steppe]

oh , enjoys cutie

i still here

[vast gust]

Dusty bun

[amber solar]

well bein here is progress so thats nice :3
hope u can get a better day dusty

pat

[frosty shell]

yes
wanna gayme

[digital junco]

hihi lily!

[undone birch]

Yeah!

[vast gust]

Hihi

[frosty shell]

what do we do then

[undone birch]

redo A2?

Or B1 ?

[amber solar]

e1

[undone birch]

my bro's arriving in an hour but that's not a problem

[frosty shell]

We can try b1

I'm back in VC68

[amber solar]

flavorin is really condensed food made into one particle

[ebon steppe]

nom

[amber solar]

yes nom the particles :O

[neat solstice]

is no one playing?

been waiting 30 min

[frosty shell]

In LFG or Matchmaking ?

[neat solstice]

lfg

[frosty shell]

Which levels are you looking people for ? there are many levels available soooo it's kinda hard sometimes

[neat solstice]

R7C1

[amber solar]

also its 11 in the morns

[frosty shell]

Oh C1 is fun

I can join

[neat solstice]

gtfo 9

[grim trout]

Hihiiii!

[amber solar]

hiii :D

[grim trout]

How are you?!??!!

[amber solar]

oki calm down :]
im okee just bits tireds it was a funky night ksks
how bouts u bun

[grim trout]

I'm doing welllll!!

Just being lazy today

[amber solar]

yesss today is day to do nothin
lets snooze

skmdk

[small notch]

study

[amber solar]

no :3

snooze

[small notch]

waw!

[amber solar]

yes >:3
much sleep woh

[grim trout]

Sleeping 😴

[amber solar]

yes zzz uwu

dreams of gtfo ah

[grim trout]

Dreaming of it! Uwu

[amber solar]

yes attack sleepers with ur knife in ur head >:]

[brazen tulip]

anyone looking to group, just got the game so im looking for people to run with

[amber solar]

hellooo!! u can find people to play in the LFG channels

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[amber solar]

just some advice!
be sure to do the tutorial first [Training], start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one, ask to not be carried and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel

[brazen tulip]

bet, thanks

[amber solar]

good luck !!

[pseudo scaffold]

Another day of being sleep deprived

[amber solar]

u can nap

maybe

[small notch]

i love sleep but i hate how it skips time

[boreal bough]

[amber solar]

cat doin D:

but is tru

u snooze and suddenly ur in another dimension

[grim trout]

Hihii!!

[obtuse inlet]

Good afternoon! Hope yall have a good day!

[ebon steppe]

hiiiiii

[unique pebble]

thats usually the best part

[obtuse inlet]

Saaame, I always feel like I sleep through too much :p

[amber solar]

u wake up in the forest :]

[obtuse inlet]

Then a bear shows up!

[unique pebble]

I want to fall asleep and wake up somehow already on mars

[obtuse inlet]

What's on mars for you?

[unique pebble]

nothing, exactly what I need to live alone

[obtuse inlet]

That's fair.

What makes you want to live alone? There are some great people out there. Just gotta find them 😛

[unique pebble]

I just want to live somewhere I can't be bothered, and won't bother anybody, its peaceful and id feel a little more free, but I wouldn't be living completely alone, I would have a bunch of cats :3

[obtuse inlet]

Lol, that's understandable! 😛 I can only imagine a bunch of cats in space suits xD

[unique pebble]

that would be so cute!!

[drifting quest]

does anyone know the best way to dodge the sleeper tounge aimbot attacks

[obtuse inlet]

If you sprint right before the tongue comes out, you can sometimes dodge it

You have to run up at an angle though and its not guaranteed

[drifting quest]

so basically they hit u most of the time they come out

[obtuse inlet]

are you talking about when they are out and running or when they first wake up?

[unique pebble]

kill them before you get hit

if there's a swarm run away until u get far enough

[vital tide]

It's easier to dodge them by sidestepping then going backwards

They have a decent range but not as much of an angle they can attack at

[obtuse inlet]

What they are trying to say, is git gud :p

I think I'm going to get some runs going depending on what people are trying to play!

[unique pebble]

I am essentially saying get good, it might not be the most descriptive advice, but its advice nonetheless

also bc I don't really know lol

[vocal onyx]

Morning everyone

Early morning, for the third night in a row

[grim trout]

Cute Kitty!!

All from mars!

That's an invasion I'll be happy with!

[unique pebble]

when mars attacks, but with cats

[unique pebble]

mornin manic

[grim trout]

How you feeling??

[vocal onyx]

Feeling all the same, but definitely improving, just alot of coughing and sniffling now

Couple of days and I should be all better again

How about you both bun and meat?

[unique pebble]

glad to hear ur improving!!

I'm doing alright, im alive and sleep deprived but things been going okay so far

[vocal onyx]

Thats good to hear

[grim trout]

In happy to hear you're doing well Manic!! I wish you the best!!

[unique pebble]

I feel like I'm struggling in darkwood lol, even having all that gas and upgraded workbench, I don't have a better weapon yet, they're all so expensive

[grim trout]

I hope you'll get to rest well. Cutie! Sleep deprived is nuuu fun

[unique pebble]

thats why I live off of coffee

[grim trout]

What's dark wood?? 😮

I can make a mocha latte for you if you'd like??

[unique pebble]

darkwood was the game I was streaming last night, u probably fell asleep before registering any of it

also that sounds delicious!

[grim trout]

I must've. My badddd!!

My sleep schedule is cwazy atm

[unique pebble]

its okii!! dw about it, not forcing u to stay awake and watch me embarass myself anyway

[vocal onyx]

He didnt die so thats good, dying is bad for your health

[sturdy bear]

^this

[grim trout]

I agree

Hiiii Boy!!!

[grim trout]

Hi Orange!!!

[sturdy bear]

how are you bunny?

[amber solar]

someone help me i'm a test passenger for my sister who is learnin to drive i'm scared

very qwq

[unique pebble]

uh

gl don't die!!

[sturdy bear]

im sorry

test passenger?!

[unique pebble]

depends on how u look at it

[amber solar]

qwq yes i'm now the npc in drivin games

the one that judges kdmsk

hi btw yall

kfmdkdm

[unique pebble]

hello!

[sturdy bear]

hi :>