#general
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grr
i dont have a ruler
how will you address your subjects if you cant talk?
by writing it on a whiteboard
by usin gtfo chat
like a teacher
a teacher uses gtfo chat
a teacher uses a whiteboard
a gtfo chat uses a whiteboard
a whiteboard uses a teacher
a whiteboard uses you
pork and beans
*rice
rice and beans
how
exactly
beans and rice
woh
beans and beans
pork and pork
white and board
white and bored
uses and you
mhffgmhfg
because you're mute
owned
gotten gotten
skill issue
ur mom
your dad
YOUR dad
nah, yours gives better head
you are excused
oh cool
nom noms
elden ring
sleep!!!
but :<
doin stuff
Go to bed slendi boy
youtube
aw
ok fineee
goodnight yalll, if u tell random the same thing i'm eatin ur table
:]
say goodnight to him
hm.
Jokes on you i only use desks
ill eat ur desk
I will
i am the arm
gn!!
Im gonna walk over there and tuck you in
sleep well!!
i'm gonna pat u both
oki goodnight :3
Goodnight
nini cuties
Slendi says he loves ya random
i love em too :3
Good
:)
i won
not true, i won
untrue+bleedwhip
no such thing
fear it
should've just spammed lightning ram
for it still exsists
incorrect data
i cant believe you lost that hard
nuh uh
some other time
coward
afraid ill pull out the whip again
->
bleed damage be like
lightning ram ash of war is so funny
its pretty great
i tried to counter hit it too many times and ended up taking damage
stunlocked
you can dodge out of it
yeah ik but imagine if u didn't tho!
imagine when i did
cant imagine
Me and meat had a fight
On what
Who beat whos ass
I won
Handily
whips slept on
he's lying just so u know
Im not
Yep
You used the blood ones didnt you
try x2 fire giant braid
You used the ganky ones
He used the ganky whip
oh stinky bleed builds
i beat em tho so
Its my offhand normally because dex sword
what is your primary sword
Id have to check again, its the triangle lookin black an red one from p early game
Pretty common
Longsword
💀
interesting
faith user
you should try lightning imbues then
Oh i do
Lightning is why i went faith
Big axe
We’ll fight some day manic
if you want pure lightning weapon build it's better to just ignore faith and go pure 40+ dex though
and then if going incantations you don't put much in dex and go faith
I cant wait to use rock sling
the problem with lightning element...is that you kind of have to invest highly in one stat
I have over 40 dex rn
going split faith dex isn't great
And 50 faith
oh, you're playing very high level build then
*sting
at that point split is fine I guess yeah
Sling
try bolt of gransax then
I have it
Ive quested to find every lightning spell
dragon king cragblade is very fun too for lightning builds
I enjoy the ice lightning spell
yeah, ice lightning is definitely the better of lightning themed spells
if you want another very fun meme build that can actually be wacko
you can use the erdtree greatshield that deflects magic
Crusader build
using triple rings of light spell
cast it on floor near shield
bounces projectile to enemy and the discs
massive damage
saw it in one of vaati's build videos, looked pretty fun and unique for a paladin themed build
I kinda went for the castlevania build
Big axe
Big axe
i actually did something like that recently
crescent great axe
flame art imbued
25/30 faith, rest strength
Rotten greataxe
buff with flame grant me strength and golden vow
big dps
problem with rotten greataxe is you really need two of them and powerstancing
to effectively rot blight
I just use it for the dps, apart from that, I just use whatever else
try crescent greataxe with flame art
trust me
you're basically getting an extra 300-350 damage in attack rating
Yeah
i don't enjoy many regular greatswords
I'll just use powerstanced lordsworn straight swords
but i do like marai executioner
i use greatsword
it looks very cool on your back
that is an ultra greatsword technically tho c:
but yes
guts sword boi
the classic
I forgot they renamed ultra greatswords to colossal greatswords
indeed
greathammer and greataxe still their own category
Thats the one i use
colossal weapons is basically just
Knights greatsword is fucking goated
That+pedal whip+lightning magic
But why arnt the greatswords in the same category as the other colossal weapons
i would use knights greatsword and the ultra greatsword but i'd be fat rolling
Nah bro dualhand it
Shit fucking smacks
I do
probably because from realised they made so many greatsword type colossal weapons
I got good at swapping between one and two handing
and made it a category after the fact
or ultra greatswords was the concept originally and then it got renamed
I think they just wanted to make more big weapons without having to make more categories and have to make more weapons, but didnt wanna remove the unique BIG swords
i guess they could have just called them "ultra greathammer" and "ultra greataxe" classes instead of just colossal weapons lol
I mean then they'd probably have to make more weapons to use it properly
basically all the colossal weapons fit into either of those
the colossal weapons are really just mostly big ol hammers with like 3 axes and 1 halberd
lurks
hi wyvern!
flies away
I am waiting for my new controller to arrive to play elden ring again
Monster hunter monster mindset

since old one is dead
My one straight up fucking died
You wanna duel when it gets here?
damn man unfortunate
i can't stand playing it on KBM
once I finish setting up my new character, sure
depends what level range you're in tho
almost end game
I restarted elden ring on pc, all my shits on console
the two characters I was working on before controller died are at 100/110
What is this? Some kind of a joke of how long im either non responsive or?
Um. No
This is once this week
My dual blades yearn for battle
My last lurk was probably around a month ago
Im gonna fact check that
can just use search lul
I don’t have a good memory
13/05/2023
Ok. I said it on the 12
13th in my time c:
And almost a year ago
I live in the future baby
That was literally the last time I said “lurk”
XD
Okay, musta confused you for someone then, i swear i saw someone lurkin recently
Lol
Ozai got stuck in ER so long he lost track of time
You def have been but it clearly wasnt you
It’s all good. Didn’t know it’s been THAT long
yoo now that i got my pc back i can get the outlast trials
Placeducix got me fucked for time
oh, you currently fighting him?
Not anymore thank god
he is the one with dragon king cragblade
Better get him to fix the temporal anomaly
I have it
the ash of war can do some serious shit with proper setup
Havent tried it too much yet
hmmm, well
thrusting swords/great thrusting swords
have a feint basically
if you dodge mid r2 charge
you fast backstep
which you can chain into a normal backstep and feint stab
fun in pvp
Bah. Pvp is no fun
elden ring pvp is not as fun as DS2 pvp
but better balanced compared to release at least
I never played PvP games
and still a ton of fun stuff
I mean, I don't really enjoy replaying on NG+ continuously
so I like just replaying to try a new character build with a new setup for pvp
PvP is the only thing dark souls 2 has going for it
oh wyvern
bread !
violently shits
Dusty and their bread
yes !
hmm
hi cuties ! how u all
gooodies how is you dusty?
i gooods !!! planning to play a mmorpg , but now i kinda sad , because updates are so slow
and if next update is just 1 feature i thinking to just move game unu
Boop
oh no im so sorry that is happening cutie :(
Which one
voxlblade
i think is also new , but at the same time there isnt much communication from dev(s)
FLOWYYYYYYY
and is oki just small dumbs game that i picked but nevertheless enjoyed
how u cuties doing !!!
dusty goood !!! finished semester , waiting to know my grade on last class uwu
happy to read cute flowy is okie !!!
hope you have a lovely amazing sweet day like yourself !
u talking about urself
no u's and lily
Goodmorning!!
How are you cutie?!?! 🤩💖
I'm well!! Missed you and the other cuties!! Happy to see you!! 😺😌
That's fine! You're always fun to talk to anytime ^^
no wonder you make everyone smile :3
Dawww I'm not that cute !! You are and make me smile all the time!! Tank you thooo Eeee!
sure you are! i mean even right now going Eeee is very cute
hm.
sussy
Nini cutie Boy!
cute
sus
wh- im just sayin the cat is cutee
sussy
:(
What channel do I go to to find people to try and play with I’m new to gtfo and have no one to play with
just some advice!
ask to not be carried, be sure to do the tutorial first [Training], start on rundown 1 and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur vc
nom nom ur tummy is gonna feel funk if u sleep on ur side
Luckily I sleep face planted in my pillow
awesome
Alcohol helped me discover thats the most comfy sleeping position for me
I’m not asking to be carried I have done the tutorial and tried the first mission but as I was a solo player and not having the correct strategies I didn’t manage to pass it I’m new to the game but understand it just would like help or in better words a team to be able to enjoy the game I’m not trying to be carried as I don’t like that I’m normally the kind of person that would carry but I’m just needing a bit of help understanding the best tactics and also trying to make friends along the way sorry if I implied I want to be carried but I don’t the games not enjoyable when others play for u
Oh, dont be mistaken, we say this so practically everyone, it just tends to get frequent that we need to make people aware
so it's better to just say like "hey dude ik u might be a pro cause u just said it to me, pls don't carry me"
just to like make sure
Al good I’m not taking offence I understanding need to say it I’ve just been wanting to play it recently but cbf to because the bots I play with are just frustrating because I may forget to tell one to foam a door or place a turret and for me personally a game ain’t as fun as it could be if I ain’t talking shit or having a laugh with people
Well you've come to the right place, practically every game I've played with people was a goof fest, was fun as shit
I’m not entirely sure how I can make a server for people to join though lol I’ve tried reading the thing but I’m a wee bit dyslexic haha
Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.
If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.
That should help you make a group
Its pretty simple, what rundown/expedition you're doing, lobby code, and your voice channel
Get on
Join newguy, lemmie sleep damnit
The orange demands it
Didnt you just wake up???
Who?
Misinformation
We do a little misinformation spreading
I loce
gah
Stankstar
do it do it
MORNIN MEAT WELCOME TO THE CHOPPING BLOCK
Damn
choppin block whats a chopping block
Like a cutting board
A place or object for dicing up vegetables and meat on a clean and cut safe surface
Or
thats not a block
The block of wood used to prop someones neck up for a guillotine
that is mmore a block :3
Whatcha doin today slendi
sleep :]
no mouse no headphones
do i steal em
You’re welcome to em
ill steal ur house
yes gimme ur house
Take the things
:]
Not the house
im nommin ur house
Ill eat your whole country
ill nom ur planet
Ill eat your universe
ill nom u
Ill fight you
ill pat u
Hm.
Agreed
violently farts

Tank Throne? 🤨
oh! i forgot what the bit was yesterday, but ya, thank you for noticing i am a T-28
This is when I would post the gif of the tank playing tennis
I just looked it up, and I'm so sorry that you couldn't
I will make the sacrifice, I will fail where others have failed before
It was a pleasure serving with you all
walks in with slateboard over shoulder
"hello fellow tankers!"
"You know I'm something of a tank myself"
cough
I'm good 🙂 Got a little sun, helped a new player in GTFO, and playing some Zelda
And you?
got some sleep, and now playing Zelda!
i had beer and a burrito last night, so some regrets lol
Sounds like fun though 🙂 Hows Zelda going? (I only got it a few days ago so I'm not that far in)
it was 😂
and same!
its going good, got a few Ubisoft towers, a few in the down below as well, but mostly been wandering around
i got the kite super late because i just didn't pick up quests from the hub lol
oh lol, I thought I wasn't gonna get the kite for a bit and I was gonna be using the wing things to fly around instead 😛
I love the feel of the underground though, its so nice lighting things up 😄
yusss, it makes pushing through the dark and using the light fruit feel so worth it!
and the aesthetic of underground is cool, have you seen the big guy down there yet? 👀
I think I know who you mean yeah, I saw him walking around but thought it might be best to stay out of his way 😂
lifes worth livin
yes
When Natures Givin
Happiness to everyone so
lets go sunnin
but yes it do stink, despite the sun's best efforts
What did i miss?
just a kerfuffle
Tutti frutti
Not even a shenanigan?
An egg
Hihiiii cuties!! 😍
Wassup bunny
Nto much! How are you??? 🙂
Alive, hungry
aaagghh
Wassup cannie?
Can relate
You play cav, ofc you can
I don't really play that game anymore
And i never played or owned her when i did :>
Why cav then?
She's cool
Shes a nightmare
Le doggo

Whats wrong bud?
U ok?
yeh
Did you learn its backstory?
who
This thing
Judging by that tho id say no
The lion of Gripsholm castle
no I have not
What caused the tears then?
I'm awske
epik
rolling stones
No

I hate dwarves
Fuckin knife ears i swear
I hate elves too

I hate all fantasy races
Based
(I'm racist)
We know
nice!

Deep rock is okayy
never played it
Its fun
no
Hello
He can now
You will enjoy it
That is not a guarantee that is a threat

It might not be my favorite game but it is the most fun game
Period
what if I don't wanna
:(
Also it regularly goes on big sales
well when I am not broke boi, maybe I'll get it
It usually goes to 10 down from 30
Also all the DLC are purely cosmetic and they’re absolutely worth it (
not paying for cosmetics, unless they're free
Like 7$ for either four full dwarf reskins plus a weapin shader or 7$ for 24 frameworks plus all future
Hold up

Dw
Most of the cosmetics are free
Like 95%
The battlepass is free
Me, a chad tf2 player: pays 10k for a cosmetic melee weapon
The cosmetic mastery tree is free
bro i just grind that shit out
The stuff from previous seasons battlepasses is added to a global loot pool so no FOMO
Monique prefers paying for it
if i won't pay for fortnite cosmetics I won't pay for any other cosmetics
and uhhhh
The game is fucking amazing too
Also you can get totally hammered and go into a mission shitfaced
While i dont blame you… why fortnite?
like tetris
As much as I geek out ab Remnant 1, I admit the game has it’s flaws
DRG has no flaws
like tetris
unlike tetris that is completely polished
(To be real I have actually never found a real code bug in drg)
Other con: drinking does not translate to real life from the game
Pffft
1 flaw
Quitter talk
tetris has super values
Shut it leaf lover
Speak
You can only grind it by paying for Tour Of Duty tickets and farming MvM
the only flaw to drg is that i cant play more of it in a day
I was playing the new starship troopers game yesterday
TRUE more bombs
And someone yelled ROCK AND STONE on mic
Agreed, driller needs more fire too
Absolute chad
trueee, i have facemelter on his thingy and it empties so fast
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
ROCK AND STONE
Yeah, i think the most fire is necessary
give driller gunners incindiery grenades
WE FIGHT, for ROCK AND STONE
need to play STE againn been playing too much minecraft
What is STE
starship troopers: extrermination
ahhhhhhhh
exactly
It is
someone say tetris???
just using it as an example
Ahh
man I'm so happy I have me pc working again
i mean the minecraft modpack
:(
lol
I also meant modded mc
ah
yeah its basically just structures+create+cobblemon+150 new biomes
Hihiiii!!
tetris 10/10
Welcome back fluffy
Create ♥️
yes :3
ive never used create im trying to figure it out
cool game best person :]
well first building a basement, then figuring it out
no u
no u
no u
No both u
omg wait i can play Tetris again!!
no u!!!
No u da cutie!!
no u da cutie >:)
who is playing tetris
I am playing tetris
tetris??
host up chief
Not as cute as youuuu so thereeee eeee!!
ur way cuter wdym!!
Wait we can play Tetris in VC on here???
Awww //// not as cute as you thoooo
I mean, maybe, I've done it before
and u be much much cuter :3
yes they can
I say you’re both cute
buns cuter tho
Debatable
Death
I nuuu cute. I'm just a bouncy bun! Eeee! Happy thumps!
Also u all cute
Nono, you’re definitely cute
thats super cute tho!!!
^
this is never gonna go anywhere lol
yeah please just stop it x.x
thats being a bit of a dick isn't it?
Back to Tetris

Why Tetris tho?
Two people are playin tetris, what sparked this?
seriously tho we need to play tetris together, that'd be so fun!
Is there multiplayer tetris??
Woah
I'd love to play Tetris with you!!
:D
Have fun
I'm sleepy, hbu?
Its nighttime?
I wish
Its like afternoon at the most for me
its 4:36pm here so
I don't get off work until 2am-
u don't have to
well if u get tired then I won't blame u for sleepin lol
jojo tmr!!
Ye
Speaking of, we gotta find a time that works for everyone
Im probably gonna end up sleeping till 1-3
So any time past that works but we can consult the council
Jojo?? 😮
Yay!!
Afternoon is good
Two for afternoon
If you’re awake past 2 then yeah
Ill wake ya up if i have to
@raven palm you good for an afternoon viewing of jojos?
also my mic comes tmr
yeah totally man
means you get to be forced to talk about jojos
^this
thanks random
np man
hiiii :]
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :>
how r uuu >:3
yall bein cute again
nah
too bad
cute
hears
you talk about random shit
like if all of the pets in the world were out to kill you
would you survive?
as long as i have the ability to travel to the gun store for ammunition
i would um live with forest animals in the forest so they protect me
most people can outrange an animal with a rifle even if they arent that accurate.
what's going on
idk
i dont think disney princessing our way out of it was an option in either of our minds if im honest
thats cute behavior
then ill kill em all
Ffffffffuuuuuuck
is that better :3
no because it wasnt your first choice
I mean sure
no take backses
i backses
yes very allowed
not at all
i survive for a while, then inevitably get killed by the panther that snuck in while i was sleeping, or the snake that strangles me
:D
oh yea my nad
cough
*bad
then ill haunt u
would of been from around here :3
you sick?
you got 20 years
aight more than enough
what happened?
:D ghost friendo
so the usual?
sounds like you alive too
ass ghost?
butt ghost
can it be ||spankd? ;)||
ah fuck
yep
why am I not surprised
because its those two
hey slendi brought it up!
they flirt all the time
no its ghost :3
||so do it now when u can||
...
u just make me like u >:b
also jail
slendi going to jail with me???!?!?! :D
yep
yo guys
noob player here
is there an area or map i an practice big guy killing on?
i can do it well with spear but i struggle with hammer
SLENDI HIT HIM WITH THE MONOLOGUE
nah he wants the map
aw shit
what map?
i forget the level but im pretty sure its like r2b1 where you got to put cells in generators
has a lot of giants at the start
r1b2 aswell, both have good spaces to farm
r2b2
ok well when u guys get less h0rny lmk lol
(dont take my word for it tho, its been a long while since i've played the level)
ay
never :3
get on
dont lump me in with them
w>
w-
thank you ❤️
smh
good luck :]
good luck and take your time
u r apart of it
perfect practice makes perfect results
^this
in the hopes that it would evacuate the h0rny from the chat
great minds think alike ;>
:3
fuck








