general

[thin sand]

hot takes: R7 is a nightmare worst than R4

[unique pebble]

very cat friend indeed

I wonder what I should name it

[raven palm]

nah. R7 is fren

[raven palm]

hmmm shooting from the hip, Wilbur?

[sturdy bear]

Walter

[unique pebble]

it doesn't look like either of those. gonna have to get a picture later, it's eating rn

[raven palm]

ohh hell ya, do you want an andro name since u no know the gender yet

[unique pebble]

sure yeah

[raven palm]

is that the kyat you just posted?

[raven palm]

hmmm quite handsome, how is there temperment?

[digital junco]

insert pablo here

[sturdy bear]

Pablo

[raven palm]

ask, and ye shall receive

[sturdy bear]

fear

[sturdy bear]

[ebon steppe]

[sturdy bear]

Dusty :>

[ebon steppe]

hiiiii cutie boy

[sturdy bear]

How are youuuuu?

[raven palm]

[unique pebble]

no its not actually

that's the same cat as my pfp

which is my actual cat

[raven palm]

oh lol is the stranger cat in a game and not in your house? i may have good#fed

[unique pebble]

no like it's real. my cat, buster, I couldn't take with me when I moved so I don't have him with me. I'll take a picture of it when I can

[raven palm]

woot!

[sturdy bear]

why are dreams weird :(

[frosty imp]

Because that's how they are

If it wasn't, would you really like having dreams?

I would rather something weird than normal and boring

I'm not entirely sure how dreams really come together

[sturdy bear]

i rarely dream so anything is really cool for me

[frosty imp]

As in you have some of the weirdest shit that you literally have not thought of and forgot years ago and suddenly it just appears

What I think is cool of dreams is when you get the same dream you had a long time ago

You get to reexperience the dream again and maybe know more of it perhaps

[sturdy bear]

maybe, probably the strangest dream i had was a "two layered" dream

[frosty imp]

Oh?

Like a dream in a dream or what

[sturdy bear]

yea like a dream within a dream

it was ages ago but i remember the gist of it

[frosty imp]

The one I think are kinda interesting are the ones that give you deja vu

[raven palm]

noice, thats hilarious

[frosty imp]

Sometimes even wild amounts of deja vu

[sturdy bear]

i hate deja vu

[raven palm]

The closest I had is several false wake ups

They got annoying fast

[ebon steppe]

i gooods , poping off and on randomly jsjsjs and u all cutie?

[frosty imp]

lol goddamn that sounds like a ground hog day that lasts a few minutes

[raven palm]

[raven palm]

they basically only lasted long enough for me to explain what happened, before I 'woke up' again

lol

[frosty imp]

lmao

[sturdy bear]

i forgor to save my mods :(
But other than that i am good thankies

[frosty imp]

"We really want you to remember this dream"

[raven palm]

doing good! feelin fine!

[sturdy bear]

forgets it 2 seconds later

[frosty imp]

I'm doing alright

[raven palm]

glad to hear tou are good

[ebon steppe]

oh nuuuu i sorries cutie

[raven palm]

anything new in your neighborhood?

[sturdy bear]

wdym by false wake ups?

[frosty imp]

Eh idk

I don't go out anymore lol

blame it on the corona ig

But also moving too

So I don't really want to go out

It's more of a car city than anything else, so I'm not interested

Like don't bother living there unless you own a car and are actively driving

[raven palm]

I sat up in my bed thinking I just woke up, explained the dream I had to someone sitting in my room. sat up from my bed again thinking I just woke up explained the dream I had to the next person. I think it happened the third time before I woke up for real

[frosty imp]

I can still walk to the nearby store that's only a 5-10 minute walk and the library is next door (even though I don't go there)

[raven palm]

ooph

thats my city, American Southwest is doo doo like that

[frosty imp]

The most eastern part of the US east for me ig

I used to live in a suburban city before I moved

[raven palm]

literally everything is driving distance from me, i can sympathize

[sturdy bear]

huh that sounds fun

[frosty imp]

To be fair suburbans are sort of hell because driving is somewhat still necessary

But honestly the store again was only 5-10 minutes

Also lose familiarity and safety of area cause that's how moving is

[raven palm]

and picking up a hobby when everything is miles away from you is basically impossible :/

[frosty imp]

It became too expensive to live there though unfortunately

[raven palm]

jeeez landlords raising rent is || [REDACTED] || cringe

[cunning swallow]

https://www.twitch.tv/mfzerah

[sturdy bear]

damn spoilers :(

[frosty imp]

Car spoilers

vroom

[sturdy bear]

gear shift

[grim trout]

hi

[frosty imp]

I would like to have a car cause having personalized cars is cool cause then you can have it however you want it to be

But I would still want to live in a more pedestrian walking city, than one where cars are a necessity rather than a luxury or option

[grim trout]

hi

[frosty imp]

US transports are a joke tbf lol

Hello bunny

[sturdy bear]

hmm

[raven palm]

as it always has been, and always will be

[frosty imp]

Maybe one day it'll be okay

But hey there are other places anyway

[digital junco]

Like bulgaria

wait

[frosty imp]

If I still only had the option of living in the US, I would definitely move possibly multiple states into something that is not a city like NYC or what seems like a lot of Connecticut

[digital junco]

I could not live in NYC

[frosty imp]

Lol me neither

[digital junco]

i hate going there

[frosty imp]

I have a half brother who lives in NYC, I guess he's okay with it

But honestly I never want to live in a city like that

[raven palm]

those areas sound so so nice

[digital junco]

no

i mean technically kind of

[frosty imp]

Too many people, cars are waaaay too abundant and it's also sort of a depressing place visually

[digital junco]

yes

[frosty imp]

It is cool to visit every once in a while

[digital junco]

This

[frosty imp]

But never would I live there

most likely my option would be to move to another state

[digital junco]

I like where I am, the Northern Virginia area is really nice

[frosty imp]

Cause moving to a different country is understandably a hassle and you gotta relearn laws and lots of stuff

But easier to just be used to someplace with still familiar and something you have a lot of understanding of

[digital junco]

Plenty of greenery, tolerable people, varied places to live

[frosty imp]

But countries are probably gonna be the choice seeing what goes with how US politics might go towards

They've tried to fuck with privacy a couple times and if that's gonna be the case I'm just gonna do what I can to not live here anymore lol

[manic dawn]

Heyyo

[manic dawn]

Noice

[digital junco]

COOPER

[raven palm]

cooper looks very nice,

[digital junco]

he in a tux

Permanently

[raven palm]

Life is a black tie event, apparently

[digital junco]

coop is a pretty boy

[amber solar]

he just always prepared if he has to get formal

[unique pebble]

me and my roommate got the seamless multilayer mod for elden ring so I'm forcing him to play

[frosty imp]

Is that just something where it doesn't have to require summoning again and again?

[digital junco]

It also makes it way easier in general

[vocal onyx]

The pandemic is finally over

[digital junco]

Co-op no longer has a cost, it seals off player invasions, player progression is transferred across worlds

It’s really nice

[vocal onyx]

Idk I kinda like the original coop system only cause I get invaded so often

Its fun clapping katana users like twigs together

[ebon steppe]

[digital junco]

:) hi dusty!

[vocal onyx]

Hey dusty

[ebon steppe]

hii cuties !!!!

[digital junco]

Yeah I never liked invasions

[ebon steppe]

how u all !

[vocal onyx]

I enjoy invasions

[frosty imp]

I don't mind the invasions so much

[vocal onyx]

I'm good, half asleep

[digital junco]

Doing good!

[frosty imp]

It can be suuuuper inconvenient

[digital junco]

Yeah

[ebon steppe]

i glad u both are goods cuties !

[frosty imp]

But I still don't mind it

[ebon steppe]

and u cutie maywu

[digital junco]

How are u dustu?

[ebon steppe]

goods, having the big thinking about some amazon thingy , and scared to ask customer service

[frosty imp]

And sometimes they're cool people, I got one to give me 5 of the big ol runes so I got a nice bonus of 100K runes to use

Also dusty cutest

Always is, always will be

[ebon steppe]

u cutest

[digital junco]

woah, hoping it goes well and u get helps u need

[frosty imp]

Dusty cutie cutest

[digital junco]

Also u cutest dustu

:3

[frosty imp]

I agree

Dusty indeed #1 cutie

[ebon steppe]

u all cutest !!!!!

[digital junco]

Last time we called in like 15 intermediaries

And they all were like “dusty cutest”

[ebon steppe]

yeah , just big scared to ask

they all biased

[digital junco]

mm i wonder why :3

[ebon steppe]

sjsjsjsjs

[amber solar]

did u order the steam de- i mean the switch?

:]

[frosty imp]

Steam dead

Every tuesday

"guys why steam dead"

Maybe wednesday, it depends

[ebon steppe]

i wish , steam deck , but sooooo expensive

no , but i thinking about how something works

[frosty imp]

Make someone else buy it for you

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjs

[frosty imp]

lol

What is it?

[amber solar]

the universe

[frosty imp]

42

[ebon steppe]

no one would give money to someone to pay steam deck that no one knows jsjsjsjs

[frosty imp]

I would

But I cannot afford

So eh

[digital junco]

yeah :(

[ebon steppe]

just that , if one takes something like months nointerest , one can pay it fully , ignoring the need to pay it in the x mnths ?

[digital junco]

I have a wii u at home

[frosty imp]

wii u was pretty cool ngl

[digital junco]

uhhh

[frosty imp]

Though I could agree it's inferior to switch

[digital junco]

I bad at money math

[frosty imp]

Or deck even

[ebon steppe]

we all know wii u was god

i loved the resort games

[digital junco]

Nintendoland was based

[frosty imp]

When it comes to stuff like monthly payments on a product than a full payment, I believe you can pay whatever amount, as long as it's above the minimum monthly payment

[ebon steppe]

that time only

but idk if amazon can do that

[frosty imp]

idk what nintendoland is

[digital junco]

bruh

[frosty imp]

But I do remember the funny wii people thing

When will we have the wii with the board back

We need to introduce fitness

[digital junco]

It was the game that came with the Wii u

[frosty imp]

Again

[digital junco]

Was like a tech demo with a bunch of mini Nintendo games

[vocal onyx]

Was like uhhh

A nintendo theme park of sorts

[frosty imp]

Honestly I would love to have the wii with the board

Some fun games on that for sure

Plus controller was pretty cool

[digital junco]

YES

[frosty imp]

Allowed some extra fun in games and some unique games that you could only play with the wii controller

[digital junco]

i really liked the plus controller

Prefer it to XBox and PS controllers tbh

[frosty imp]

VR is sorta like that, but honestly probably not in the same idea, though it is more fleshed out and superior in many ways

[vocal onyx]

My worst nightmare is "This game requires wii motion plus"

[frosty imp]

Wii motion plus, hm...

[vocal onyx]

I had a built in one and it was ass

Didnt work for shit

[digital junco]

Imagine the next switch just has 2 halves of the Wii U + controller as the joycons

[vocal onyx]

Wiicons

[frosty imp]

idk what the hell a wii motion plus is lmao

[vocal onyx]

Wii remote joycons

That little box you plugged into your wii remote

[digital junco]

ohhh

Thebox

Yeah

[frosty imp]

Mm, idk

[digital junco]

Some had it built in

[frosty imp]

Black little box?

For sensor?

[vocal onyx]

I had a built in one

[frosty imp]

Or some other thing

[digital junco]

Some you had to stick a box on the bottom of the controller

Yeah

[frosty imp]

Oh then idk, I've never had that

I can say the wii games were indeed super good

[ebon steppe]

when is nintendo gonna rename itself

[frosty imp]

Mario galaxy was pretty cool

[ebon steppe]

i want minimalist nintendo

[digital junco]

Matt from Wii sports

[frosty imp]

nindo

[digital junco]

I want Nintendon’t

[ebon steppe]

nini

[frosty imp]

nindon't

[digital junco]

Nintendon’t pirate our games

[frosty imp]

lol fr

Except fuck you nintnedo

I'm gonna emulate every nintendo game if i want to

Mario party? Pirated and emulated

Legend of Zelda? Pirated and emulated

[digital junco]

bruh discord just shart itself

[frosty imp]

Your family? Pirated and emulated

[digital junco]

O_o

[frosty imp]

😎

[digital junco]

[frosty imp]

emulateyourfamily.com

[vocal onyx]

Nintendo shits itself when they see people emulating a game they made 30 years ago

[unique pebble]

idk if anyone explained it already but yeah basically. we can go through the entire game, start to finish, with one session

[vocal onyx]

How far apart can two people go in different directions

Do you gotta stick near the host or can you go literally anywhere

Cause if I can go anywhere I want and the host can do whatever then I'm going to go directly to three fingers

[frosty imp]

oh yeah what about horses

cause it's disabled in the normal coop so yeah

[unique pebble]

as far as I'm aware, it seems u gotta do bosses together and u can't warp without each other, but if u just walk u may be able to go further, haven't tested. but as far as horses go, u each get ur own, and each of u can get items. But you have to start a new save since it doesn't go into the actual games saves.

[ebon steppe]

[frosty imp]

The gay has awoken

[ebon steppe]

ive found something , scared to do , but revealing

[digital junco]

[frosty imp]

What is it?

[ebon steppe]

amazon japan have it so cheap and deliver cheap to mexico

[frosty imp]

Hm...

[ebon steppe]

i a mess

[frosty imp]

:(

[amber solar]

w a t

[tulip stag]

dusty is such an epic gamer

[frosty imp]

yes dusty gamer

[ebon steppe]

no i no , japan have its con

[rotund pecan]

heyyo

[ebon steppe]

hihihihi

[amber solar]

tell me now i'm interested KDMSKD

[amber solar]

hoii

[eternal saffron]

Dusty is epic gamer

[ebon steppe]

Nononononono!!

[frosty imp]

Dusty can't vote

[tulip stag]

dusty is epic gamer 💯

[frosty imp]

So it'll be 4 to 2

[amber solar]

dusty oppresses minorities like a champ

[manic dawn]

Is there a way to learn how to use console commands?

[rotund pecan]

hows you guys doing?

[amber solar]

yeah! u can just go into a terminal and write "commands"

and then u just experiment funkily

[tulip stag]

yeah it’ll give you a list of commands

[manic dawn]

Oh neat

[ebon steppe]

[tulip stag]

haha dusty is epic gamer

[frosty imp]

Dusty is truly epic

[tulip stag]

we are bing chilling

[rotund pecan]

nice

[light stirrup]

hi all i start gtfo today and am looking for french ppl for teach me some things ^^

[tulip stag]

#lfg-eastern-europe #lfg-western-europe

those are some good channels to check out

[amber solar]

u can find french communities in #hc-europe too

[tulip stag]

^bingo

[amber solar]

uno

[ebon steppe]

is loafy french ?

[light stirrup]

ty ^^

[digital junco]

Yes

He is french

Can confirm

[tulip stag]

wii wii

Loafy mucho frencho

[digital junco]

Loaffy can recite the entire Magna Carta

[tulip stag]

dak

we've been over this

Loafy

not Loaffy

[digital junco]

Loafffy can recite the entire magna carta

I will add more

[tulip stag]

im gonna remove myself from existance

[tulip stag]

(PS: French people have the power of the universe by creating the long bread)

[ebon steppe]

the staff of life

[digital junco]

staff of breab'

🥖

[unique pebble]

ah the french

[vocal onyx]

Wtf

My mouse has drift now

Why does everything I own have drift

Everytime I move it the cursor drifts to the side

[frosty imp]

I've never heard of a mouse having drift before

Thought that was a joystick exclusive issue

[vocal onyx]

Could be just my laptop wigging again

[vapid spear]

Champagne has always been celebrated for it's excellence

[digital junco]

i immediately imagined a house mouse with deja vu going in the background

[vocal onyx]

Fixed it

Simple restart

[digital junco]

damn no drifting mice

😔

[vapid spear]

https://tenor.com/view/stuart-little-gif-26384661

[sturdy bear]

I have spawned

[vocal onyx]

He has spawned

[sturdy bear]

Thank you thank you

[balmy forum]

i personally love giving bots foam 🙂

[sturdy bear]

No

[balmy forum]

yes

i really wanna play a game where i have scanner and all the bots have foam

actually imma do that rn

[sturdy bear]

This hurts my body

[vocal onyx]

Bro take a panadol

[balmy forum]

wanna see their loadouts?

[sturdy bear]

No

[balmy forum]

id have to dm since no image perms

fair

they just have knives, bullpup, foam, and choke mod

all

of

them

wait i should give them hel revolver and sniper instead

[sturdy bear]

You should give them all bio

[balmy forum]

i wish it showed bot loadouts on mission completion

yeh but thats not even funny thats just bad

more than one bio is almost completely useless

[sturdy bear]

It does

[balmy forum]

ah ok

then ill scrnshot and post in media

[sturdy bear]

Ok

[vocal onyx]

If you wanna go with funny loadouts then SMG, r66 revolver, sniper sentries and knives

Aight imma go drink

Later

[sturdy bear]

Or all pistols. Spears. And bio

Bye

[south zodiac]

Is there a tutorial or anything I can do by myself to get familiar with the game before going into full runs?

[vocal onyx]

Yes, click on a rundown and you should get a popup to the left that says "training"

[sturdy bear]

big red box. kinda hard to miss

[south zodiac]

Haven't even booted up the game yet lol so I haven't even seen the main menu

I just got it on sale because from what I saw it looked like my kind of thing

[sturdy bear]

ahhh i see

well its not your tipacal run and gun shooter

[south zodiac]

Yeah that's why it looked interesting to me

[balmy forum]

well even though they all had ammo all my bots ran in with knives and got downed

damn the bots sure are interesting

[south zodiac]

Bots in co-op games are very hit or miss in my experience

[sturdy bear]

yea this games not diffrent

bots are really okay

[south zodiac]

I would just try the game solo, but after experiencing the disaster that are the bots in After the Fall and other games like that, I want to play with people instead

[dense raven]

there is a tutorial

[south zodiac]

Yeah I'll try that tomorrow

[sturdy bear]

there are plenty of active channels of where you can find people to play with

[south zodiac]

Yeah that's why I'm here

[dense raven]

yeah lfg is the way

[vocal onyx]

If you want to play with people then make sure to look in the LFG groups like #lfg-north-america and such

[balmy forum]

tutorial is super simple, youre alone and theres very few enemies, it just teaches you the basic mechanics like stealth and utility items(i think)

[vocal onyx]

Theres normally always available games and if there isnt then there most likely will be one shortly

[eternal crystal]

I have selective mutism so I am unable to speak using a mic, but I see that all LFG groups link voice chats, is being able to talk expected/requirement? I really want to find groups to do GTFO levels but I fear my condition prevents me from doing so.

[ebon steppe]

is kind of expected but not required , you can talk with the team in question to ask if they have a problem about it , or making one yourself
there are experienced people that been so far without talking around the lfg channels

[eternal crystal]

I see, thank you ♥️

[dense wolf]

Playing mute is totally possible, yeah, I agree! There might be a bit more planning involved though.

[sturdy bear]

theres also no harm in joining the call, you dont have to talk but you can listen to people

[merry moat]

Hey all

[ebon steppe]

hihihi

[sturdy bear]

helllllllllo

[unique pebble]

[ebon steppe]

hihihihihi cuties , how u all

[sturdy bear]

am teird but how are you?

[ebon steppe]

i goods , reading and preparing everything to go physically to work tomorrow

dying

[sturdy bear]

oooOOOOooo

dont die pls :(

[ebon steppe]

i no wanna go to work physically

[raven palm]

thats big!! but you are seriously cool, and will knock it out of the park!

[ebon steppe]

ad u cutie aqua ??

[sturdy bear]

am sorry to read that

[ebon steppe]

also when is resting time for boy?

[sturdy bear]

like 5-6 hours XD

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjs hope ur day isnt so tiring and take proper rest here and there cutie

[sturdy bear]

thankies thankies and you too for when you go to works

[raven palm]

i am doing good Dusty Bun, just about to hop in the gym

and have a wonderful rest Boy, you deserve it

[unique pebble]

why not just walk in it

[sturdy bear]

thankies to you too wheat

[ebon steppe]

glads u goods and best of luck t gym cutie !!

[raven palm]

thank you, and good luck tomorrow!

[raven palm]

Because you got to start with cardio my good man

[ebon steppe]

cardio big big importants !

but nevertheless , hope u enjoy gym cutie

[raven palm]

thank you thank you!!

[unique pebble]

fair enough

[amber solar]

waaaaaaa

im so tired n full skmdksm

so snoozy

[unique pebble]

then sleep

[amber solar]

hold on i just came home >:b

i am gonna ksmdk

[frosty imp]

Cardio is cool but you'd be kidding yourself if it really is the main use of fitness :p

[sturdy bear]

slllllllendo >:3

[ebon steppe]

imo , cardio can be the main thing to help you if you just want to lose weight , apart from daily exercises to have a healthy body

[unique pebble]

just cardio isn't the best way to lose weight

[frosty imp]

yeah but I believe (to my knowledge and understanding) developing muscles and being stronger will actually help you because by doing that, you're making your body require more use of calories and such to keep your muscles healthy

[amber solar]

randooooom >:D

[sturdy bear]

how is/was your day :3

[frosty imp]

The more real muscles you have, the more your body will burn off the calories

And fat

[amber solar]

pretty goods :3 i just nommed dinner n came home but i still got to do some stuff before snoozin ksks
how bout urs cutiee >:]c

[frosty imp]

Having a workout schedule and program that works every part of your body is great because that means every part of your body is now actively gonna use up whatever fat and calorie it needs and burns it off

[sturdy bear]

moding is hard ;w;

[frosty imp]

Instead of like half or even less

[unique pebble]

well what's the difference between "real" muscles and "fake"? cause its not like ur muscles are fake just cause they're weak

[vital tide]

then why aren't you coming to me with questions

[amber solar]

are u tryin to make ur rundown or somethin

[vital tide]

I told you to do it

[sturdy bear]

i know but i dont wanna waste you time qwq

[sturdy bear]

level but same thing

[vital tide]

dw about wasting my time

i told you it was alright, that makes it alright

[frosty imp]

Well I suppose real is pretty wide when it comes to muscles, but having injections that give you "muscles" aren't real to me

Does not mean that steroids are fake imo, just to make that clear

[amber solar]

ohh when u complete it send it i wanna plays :O

[frosty imp]

If people wanna do that, that's cool and whatever

[sturdy bear]

yea i know but idk what the problem is so idk what questions i need to ask qwq

[frosty imp]

Giving yourself muscles that aren't from actually putting in the effort but rather like putting gel or whatever in your body to get that look is fake to me

[sturdy bear]

hopefully we can :D

[frosty imp]

Which is pretty standard with everyone

[vital tide]

let's talk about what's going on in dms then, maybe we can figure the problem out

[amber solar]

would b awrsome >:3 bet u have some funky ideas in ur bwain

[unique pebble]

I don't consider using drugs or injections as real muscles, I wasn't really thinking of those options when I asked that question, sorry

[frosty imp]

Well I can understand that not being real, which for me, injections I take it as real or fake either way, cause in the end you're actually having to put some effort as you still need to build those muscles, you're not really just putting it on and it works itself

[unique pebble]

I think if it unnaturally enhances your growth, it's not really your effort

[frosty imp]

yeah that's where to me it kinda doesn't fall into either category because on one hand you still need effort, even if it's not as much as a real effort kind of guy, but understandably you also have less of an effort required to gain them

[unique pebble]

it is kinda minimal effort from what I know. Idk I won't dock people for using steroids, whatever man, but I just don't want ppl to lie about it

[frosty imp]

yeah that's pretty much it, at least be honest with it and you're good to me, if you lie, then you effectively are as good as the people who put some fake gel thingy to replicate muscles

[unique pebble]

it's just one of those days

that one dude who said he ate raw meat

[frosty imp]

liver king lol

[unique pebble]

and got big ass muscles

yeah

[frosty imp]

And unfortunately a lot of people really did believe him

[unique pebble]

I don't think raw meat is good for our fragile diets lol

[frosty imp]

lol no way

Easily anything raw from a living animal is never edible imo

You probably could get away with some, but honestly better safe than sorry

[unique pebble]

pickled cockroach

since we started cooking with fire, and making cooked food, we've adapted to that life style

and I'd argue

cooked food taste better

so

[frosty imp]

yeah

[unique pebble]

also

uh

the stray cat legit has just been sleepin all day

gonna need to give it a bath soon

[sturdy bear]

live v1 reaction

[polar elm]

live

uh

[unique pebble]

grilled cheese sand

[polar elm]

ew

sand

[frosty imp]

sand

I love sand

[wooden oyster]

sand is yummy

[polar elm]

bread better

[unique pebble]

uh

no

sand

[wooden oyster]

sand good

[vocal onyx]

New elden ring drinking game

Take a shot everytime a RoB or HoM user invades you

[unique pebble]

you'll be drunk in no time

[vocal onyx]

I'm already tipsy

[frosty imp]

I don't even know what they are

Guess I'll have to assume it's all of them

[vocal onyx]

Rivers of blood aka spam skill the moment you have controls

And Hand of malenia aka spam skill the moment you have controls

[unique pebble]

thank god bleed damage was nerfed

[vocal onyx]

The only tolerable katana users are those who use moonveil, dragonscale, and anything else that isnt those and the nagakiba

[unique pebble]

nagakiba is my favorite katana to ise

use

[frosty imp]

I don't really know what hand of malenia does

[vocal onyx]

Yeah my bloody assassin build got murked from that nerf

[frosty imp]

Is it a rot spam?

[vocal onyx]

Nagakiba is ok

I just dislike the reach

[unique pebble]

I like it cause beeg

[vocal onyx]

But it could be worse

Its just the rivers and hand users I fucking hate

Luckily both are predictable as shit and I can parry them ez

[vocal onyx]

Nah does this fast and devastating 3 combo that annoys the shit out of people

[unique pebble]

it's one of the most annoying shit to deal with

[vocal onyx]

If you get caught in it you're pretty much fucked

Luckily I can parry them so fucking easily its abysmal

[frosty imp]

I don't think I've come across them?

[vocal onyx]

I used to run dual bloody misericorde for my old bloody assassin build but since the nerf

I've moved on

[frosty imp]

But tbf I wouldn't know except the red spam thing

[vocal onyx]

Just google hand of malenia skill and you'll see what it is

[frosty imp]

I got a video of melania's hand swat

[vocal onyx]

I used to run dual bloody estocs but I swapped to misericordes cause it both looked better and didnt outright shred someones hp in an instant

[unique pebble]

unfortunate u had to move on from ur bloody assassin build but it was a much needed nerf

[vocal onyx]

Yeah it really was admittedly

Bleed was fucking absurd

Now my build is centered around the rotten dualist greataxe

And whatever else I can build around that

[unique pebble]

I'm using the berserk greatsword on my main, forget what it's called lol

[vocal onyx]

My favorite build I made is quite literally called "crusader"

[vocal onyx]

Greatsword

Just

Greatsword

[unique pebble]

yes

I do plan on using the grafted greatsword once I hit 41 str

[vocal onyx]

Its pretty banging

[unique pebble]

yeah

looks sick asf too

[vocal onyx]

Malikeths greatsword is damn good

I use it rarely but when I do

Fuck man

That skill looks damn awesome

[unique pebble]

truth

I'm never going faith build >:( my pride is too great

[vocal onyx]

I only ran a faith build for the crusader build

Apart from that I never touch faith

[unique pebble]

makes sense makes sense

[frosty imp]

my friend who i'm playing elden ring with would do faith any day

[vocal onyx]

🤨

Ah well I aint gonna judge

Whatever floats your boat

[unique pebble]

lol faith and intelligence (imo bc I'm a stinky sweaty dark souls player) is easy mode

[frosty imp]

he showed me a video and it really does look easy

I'm not really interested in that cause rolling seems more fun

[vocal onyx]

We're on the same page

It literally is the easy mode

In dark souls

Elden ring they managed to balance it but its still pretty cheesy

[unique pebble]

the incantations are cool I will say but rolling is just a lot more fun indeed

[frosty imp]

It's tougher so at least it makes it a good challenge

[vocal onyx]

You might have some hocus pocus bullshit but it is no match for the mighty roly poly

[unique pebble]

and I gotta say I love giant things. giant swords, giant spells, giant di- nners.

I just saw a racoon outside holy shit

[frosty imp]

Gigantic finger

huge finger

not the kid

But the adult named finger

[unique pebble]

two finger

[vocal onyx]

Two fingers gang or three fingers gang?

[frosty imp]

I see a lot of finger, but hole messages

I wonder what it means

[vocal onyx]

Oh those are normal in souls games

Dont give up, skeleton

[vocal onyx]

Think fast chucklenuts

Also has anyone tried prime and if so is it dogshit advertised garbage or is it actually decent

[unique pebble]

try fatty

[vocal onyx]

We dont even have that shit over here and I'm glad we dont, kids are already destroying their bodies as is

[polar elm]

idk never tried

[unique pebble]

dude

[vocal onyx]

Dude

[frosty imp]

I never tried prime

looked like a worse version of monster energy

And monster energy tasted bad enough already

[unique pebble]

I have a ds1 screenshot of a message saying "amazing chest" in front of a picture of Gwynevere, the big princess lady

[frosty imp]

lol

[polar elm]

is that

dead space

dark souls

or death stranding

[unique pebble]

dark souls

I see the confusion

it's actually ds for nintendo ds

[polar elm]

figured

i mean ive never played dark souls

but ive played the other two fully

[unique pebble]

dead space and death stranding are both astounding games as well

[polar elm]

yes

very much

death stranding is my second favourite story game ever

[unique pebble]

understandably so. looks beautiful too

[vocal onyx]

I dislike how much undelivered cargo people leave around but at the same time it gives me more shit to deliver for likes and whatnot

I feel bad for the mules but not so much when they try to take my stuff

[sly maple]

how do you add a chat for team up??

[sturdy bear]

You mean to play with people?

[sly maple]

def how too add my chat and game code??

[vocal onyx]

Uhhh

[sturdy bear]

#how-to-matchmake

[vocal onyx]

You copy your lobby code to clipboard from the button on screen when you've hosted a match

Yeah go there, much easier to explain

[sturdy bear]

This image helps a lot

#how-to-matchmake message

[unique pebble]

[sturdy bear]

Goofy

[vocal onyx]

Man I wanna take a huge bite out of the demon core fr

[sturdy bear]

demon wha?

[vocal onyx]

🤨

You dont know the demon core?

[sturdy bear]

nope

[vocal onyx]

Gadam

Funny radiation ball of death

[sturdy bear]

weird

[unique pebble]

delicious

[vocal onyx]

Scrumptious

[unique pebble]

California girls we're unforgettable

[crude shell]

damn, I stop playing for a month and now everything change ?

What happened to F1-2-3-4 and stuff 😦

[sturdy bear]

wha?

lets goooo 10/10 devs

[buoyant coral]

guys if me and my friends live in different continents, can we play this game together properly?

[sturdy bear]

it can be laggy but you should be able to play together

[buoyant coral]

hmm lag might be an issue na

thanks for your reply

[sturdy bear]

np

but it also depends on how good both of you internet is

as far as im aware lag isn't too much of an issue

[buoyant coral]

its like i live in SEA and he is in NA so hehe

we both got good net

[sturdy bear]

oh it should be pretty good then

im from AUS and have a friend in Mexico and the lags almost non exsistent

[buoyant coral]

oh do i have exit lag but lets see if that will help at all

[buoyant coral]

whaat no way

game looks challenging and fun so do wanna try it out

[sturdy bear]

yea, id highly recommend it doing the training first, but just so you know it isn't your typical run and gun shooter

it is designed for 4 people

[pastel bobcat]

U should

[buoyant coral]

mhm i do play csgo and tried valo but that wasnt my type

idk how valo is a tactical shooter

so how is this game

[pastel bobcat]

Tarkov is tactical, valo is like csgo

[buoyant coral]

i am assuming its PVE

[sturdy bear]

yes it is a PVE

[buoyant coral]

oh i thought cs is tactical mb

[sturdy bear]

if you've ever played darksouls or bloodborne its like that but a horror FPS

[buoyant coral]

PVE with like different levels or map design?

[pastel bobcat]

Also tarkov way harder than csgo

[buoyant coral]

i did see some gameplay
pretty hard

[sturdy bear]

PVE as in different levels

you need to beat the first level to unlock the next

[buoyant coral]

progression based it is then

[sturdy bear]

beat all of them and you unlock the final level for the "chapter"

[buoyant coral]

nice

[sturdy bear]

yea sorry Dx

[buoyant coral]

naah iss okayy

thanks

[vocal onyx]

Rolling simulator

[sturdy bear]

also another thing to note is that there is no RPG elements

[vocal onyx]

You see something that isnt human, kill it

[buoyant coral]

so worth the buy then

[vocal onyx]

If you see something asleep

Kill it silently

If you see something moving that isnt a scout

Shoot it

I'm a bit drunk so random here can explain better

[sturdy bear]

yes i'd 100% recommend it

[wooden oyster]

If you see any of your teammates, shoot em

[vocal onyx]

Please do not

We would very much appreciate if you didnt give us extra holes

[buoyant coral]

hehe

[sturdy bear]

also 1 final thing is that if you do plan to get it i'd recommend setting a timer for about an hour and a half in case you dont like the game. the games not for everyone but I love it to death

[wooden oyster]

I love sitting on a bus with a bunch of old people

[buoyant coral]

how is it playing using the ingame matchmaking, would you recommend?

[sturdy bear]

ingame matchmaking is dead

[pastel bobcat]

Yea

[buoyant coral]

oh so i can return it i guess

[sturdy bear]

you'd use this lfg channels on this sever (lfg = looking for group)

[sturdy bear]

yea, the games not for everyone and i don't wanna oversell the game

i am very bias

[buoyant coral]

got it

[buoyant coral]

fair point

i did see reviews

its a tough game

steep learning curve

[wooden oyster]

yep

[vocal onyx]

More like a direct drop

[sturdy bear]

XD

[wooden oyster]

fucking hard and tha aiming is apparently really difficult to work with as it's unlike od fps'

[vocal onyx]

Shooting your friends fucking chews their health

So you gotta make sure to avoid shooting them

[sturdy bear]

yea, but thats why i like it, cause you're not some super solider in a suit of iron. you're just a regular dude

[wooden oyster]

but it's funny

[vocal onyx]

(Or shoot them if you dislike them idk)

Any drunk advice of mine should be ruled out as horrible

[wooden oyster]

and 20% = unlimited health

[buoyant coral]

can you elaborate more on the aiming part

[buoyant coral]

noted hehe

[vocal onyx]

Aiming is sorta meh, its more trying to shoot quick moving sleepers thats an issue

[wooden oyster]

Would love to but this is the first fps I've played

[vocal onyx]

You know how you try to shoot people in cod when they're running and its hard?

[buoyant coral]

aim for the head types

[vocal onyx]

Imagine that but for every enemy

Oh yeah DEFINITELY aim for the head

This is legit advice always aim for heads

[wooden oyster]

aiming for heads is also really hard if you have no experience

[buoyant coral]

damn usually people start with cs or cod

[vocal onyx]

Yeah but if you have fps experience it shouldn't be hard

[vocal onyx]

Or occasionally, halo

[wooden oyster]

my parents aren't that nice

[vocal onyx]

Retirement home

[buoyant coral]

oh yes

[frosty imp]

The aiming and recoil control is sorta unfair except for a few guns

[buoyant coral]

halo back in early 2000s was pretty huge

[vocal onyx]

Halo reach was fucking banging

[buoyant coral]

hope you get to play all the games now which ever you wanted to try

[wooden oyster]

sup mayroo

[buoyant coral]

ohhh makes the game even harder than it is

[buoyant coral]

i did like the custom maps thing on halo

[frosty imp]

You can learn to control it still

[vocal onyx]

Forge maps

Gadam

[wooden oyster]

I don't have to money or space on my pc for that

also need friends

[buoyant coral]

i guess like 20 hours in, i will get a hang of it

[vocal onyx]

Just remember dying is part of the process

[buoyant coral]

steam sales are pretty nice tbh

i buy during sale only

[wooden oyster]

would be great if my parents didn't make me leave the house for 2 hours every time I want a single game

and only letting me get one £20 voucher

[vocal onyx]

They're going to really love retirement home huh

[wooden oyster]

they pretty much live in one making me and my sister do close to everything

well

my dad does that

not my mum

[wheat otter]

Is anyone available to lend me hand on completing r4e1

[sturdy bear]

.t lfg

[eternal saffron]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[fallen pine]

Hello does someone want to play?

[wheat otter]

I can

[fallen pine]

Sure I join u

[wooden oyster]

they really don't listen, do they?

[sturdy bear]

nope but hey problems fix themselves

[boreal bough]

[sturdy bear]

:p

[grim trout]

Morning

[boreal bough]

not mornin

[sturdy bear]

much night

but good morning

[grim trout]

I know the feeling for Sunday and Monday

[ebon steppe]

[wooden oyster]

sup dusty

[maiden vale]

Hm.

[tight heart]

any group for Asian ?

[digital junco]

Uhhh there’s #hc-asia for asian GTFO servers and #lfg-asia for public matches with people from asia here

[tight heart]

thank you @digital junco

[digital junco]

[tight heart]

just looking for a asian group for good ping and hope they can speak english as well

xD

[digital junco]

just some advice!
ask to not be carried, be sure to do the tutorial first [Training], start on rundown 1 and make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur vc

if you’re new of course

[maiden vale]

hm.

[tight heart]

yeah im solo to go R1B2

[maiden vale]

epic

[tight heart]

need some more Humannnnnnnnnnn

[maiden vale]

hm?

[undone birch]

F that

Ask to be carried

Don't be useless, be worse

Become an actual hindrance

Me joining a lobby automatically makes things a thousand times harder

[amber solar]

im eatin ur couch

[undone birch]

:(

[amber solar]

:]

[raven palm]

careful, we have a hero coming through

[winter pewter]

[noble minnow]

lewd

[grim trout]

I don't get it

[amber solar]

no me neither

HI welcome!

[grim trout]

Thanks!

[raven palm]

lol i am glad i didn't have to say it

[raven palm]

howdy bunny!

[amber solar]

i dont get at all how is it lewd qwq

[undone birch]

if only you knew

A lot of people got laid on my couch and SOMEHOW I am not one of them

[amber solar]

wHAT???!

[digital junco]

[undone birch]

idk I guess it's a nice couch

[raven palm]

thats just how it is sometimes for us couchmunchers

[undone birch]

PFFFT

[unique pebble]

ok man

[grim trout]

What are we doing tonight?

[undone birch]

joe

[grim trout]

joe?

[bleak marten]

joe!

[grim trout]

Not joe

[undone birch]

joe mama

[grim trout]

Ashes

[undone birch]

ur next

we're doing you next

[digital junco]

😳

[ebon steppe]

[grim trout]

Wait what?

[digital junco]

yeah

[undone birch]

SMH I can't post pictures

[grim trout]

Right. Anyway; wanna play?

[raven palm]

i can post pictures

[grim trout]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-balrog-mines-of-moria-scary-gif-3416890

[digital junco]

dw we can still click on it

[undone birch]

FAILED EMBED

LOL

YOU BUFFOON

[digital junco]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[grim trout]

Too much caplock

[digital junco]

too much cap

[undone birch]

Americans getting circumcised: no cap

[dense raven]

RAT CHAT!

[undone birch]

RAT CHAT!

it's funny because in French chat is cat

[dense raven]

damn

[undone birch]

I know I'm so funny

[grim trout]

Are you okay Monique?

[dense raven]

what rat in french?

[undone birch]

rat

[dense raven]

sick

[undone birch]

i am!!!! how about you, stranger in my screen

[undone birch]

ikr

[grim trout]

Okay you are screaming alot; just wanna make sure

[undone birch]

dw

[dense raven]

RAT!

CHAT!

[undone birch]

i'm just a quirky lil boy with ADHD so I do that sometimes

[unique pebble]

rats

[undone birch]

RATTTT

CHAT

[digital junco]

🐀 💬

[raven palm]

CHAT RAT

[undone birch]

🐀

[grim trout]

Oh okay then

[undone birch]

did a rat write this message

[raven palm]

blink twice if you are being held rat-tive

[dense raven]

ze frank just uploaded a new true facts video

[ebon steppe]

[grim trout]

Pie

🥧

[undone birch]

.
. 🐀
.
. 🏌️‍♀️

[ruby pilot]

Take your time

[undone birch]

:(

[grim trout]

We are use to this

[ebon steppe]

:(

[raven palm]

🐀

[digital junco]

[ebon steppe]

yayyy

[undone birch]

I stand for the flag 🏳️‍⚧️
I kneel for the Lord 🐀

[unique pebble]

imagine

[undone birch]

imagine what

[grim trout]

You kneel to the rat lord?

[winter pewter]

🏳️‍⚧️

[undone birch]

Yes

[grim trout]

I

[undone birch]

why

you jaelous?

[grim trout]

am the one who ate the king

[undone birch]

[grim trout]

Jealousy? XD please

[raven palm]

The king is dead! long live the dinner!

[winter pewter]

and the wine

[grim trout]

Nom

[unique pebble]

imagine dragons

[raven palm]

imagine there was no system

[grim trout]

Imagine a life without internet

[raven palm]

no

[unique pebble]

shit

how am I gonna do elden ring invasions with no internet!!!!

[grim trout]

You won't. You'll get your rollerblades and drift at 30 km/h!

[unique pebble]

actually

I'll get my razor and go 20km/h instead cause razor scooter

[unique pebble]

yes actually

[grim trout]

Competitive athlete. XD

[raven palm]

when are they going to bring the 50m and 500m scoot to the olympics?

[grim trout]

When the "scoot" becomes relevant.

[raven palm]

[unique pebble]

it's always been relevant, trust

[undone birch]

500m 🛴

[raven palm]

"looks like Thomas is going with a high handle for his scoot run today."
"bold strategy, what he looses in aerodynamics he gains in control for those tight turns."
"lets see if it pays off."

[undone birch]

my strategy: be heavy enough that I'm sure to win on sloped terrain

(actually all the rats underneath the scout carrying me to victory)

[vast gust]

NEW KEYBOARD WOOOOO

[raven palm]

heck to the ya!

[undone birch]

GG

[grim trout]

H

[raven palm]

E

[ebon steppe]

[raven palm]

[desert tree]

hey, how can i create custom voice room?

[unique pebble]

balls

[tulip stag]

there's no custom voice rooms here. you just have to use the ones provided

[undone birch]

Become admin

[tulip stag]

(theres like 200 of them)

[undone birch]

200 admins

[desert tree]

[tulip stag]

facts. then you can use the CoD Cringe VC

[maiden vale]

ahhh I want to go back

[noble minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/wondering-cat-kitty-kitten-pussy-cat-gif-16169950

[maiden vale]

hm

[tulip stag]

embed fail

[maiden vale]

very epic

[unique pebble]

I've been trying to give haru a bath but he hates it, not a surprise but he's dirty

[maiden vale]

is that the cat

[torn inlet]

П

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[unique pebble]

yes

[maiden vale]

get on

[unique pebble]

do u stink

[maiden vale]

yes

a lot

[unique pebble]

ok then there's ur answer

[maiden vale]

epic

[unique pebble]

indeed

[sturdy bear]

Very indeed

[vocal onyx]

For once I am awake at a reasonable time

Still feel like shit

Drywall for breakfast

Yummy

[unique pebble]

welcome to life

[sturdy bear]

hmmm

[unique pebble]

my roommate wanted to get the Metiortic Ore Katana in elden ring (hes new to souls games), so we ran and got that for him today, I told him to just duel wield that with the moonviel katana cause he's putting points into intelligence anyway, and he wanted to duel wield. I'm going to be toxic and use nagakiba and hand of Melania bc why not

I won't spam tho

I just want beeg katana

[maiden vale]

hm.

[turbid spade]

steam's down

[maiden vale]

casual tuesdays

[tulip stag]

lmao steam is down

[unique pebble]

imagine

[sturdy bear]

imagine playing games on wensday

[real tartan]

imagine living in the future

[tulip stag]

we must be playing stardew valley rn if steam is closed on wednesdays 💀

[vocal onyx]

Steam down? Time for the dark souls trilogy to come out

[raven palm]

#JustTuesThings

[unique pebble]

if only valve were more competent smh

[sturdy bear]

never noticed that steam goes down on tuedays

[frosty imp]

It may also go down on wednesday if not tuesday

[raven palm]

its true, we see it every week

[unique pebble]

it's a common trend

I ordered 150 guitar picks cause it was like 5 bucks, very good sale mhm, if I lose all 150 of them I'm gonna breakdown breakdown