general

[potent crow]

true it isnt

[torn inlet]

Which oc's?

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[undone birch]

Yooo wanna do EDD sometimes?

[bitter plank]

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME

[potent crow]

flow rate expansion on cryo cannon 😒

[potent crow]

id love to, in fact, id love to play any game at all with u

[torn inlet]

pain

[digital junco]

ayo flow rate is pretty fire

[undone birch]

Aww

[potent crow]

but i want the unstable ones...

im SICK of getting balanced and cleeeans

I WANNA GO HOGWILD

I WANNA ROCKET JUMP

[undone birch]

Aka the funny one

[torn inlet]

maybe, I am still traumatized by not getting the one I wanted until recently

[frosty imp]

go play tf2 then

[potent crow]

EXACTLY !

[undone birch]

explosive powder as scout is SO FUN

It changes the way I play

[potent crow]

why would i play tf2 if i can just play scout on drg with explosive powder..

[digital junco]

Sir with all due respect rj250 and special powder are clean and balanced

[undone birch]

Nuclear grenade launcher? COUNT ME IN

[potent crow]

What

[torn inlet]

damn, is that a new lan port?

[digital junco]

Yes

[undone birch]

Friendly fire is good and funny

[digital junco]

Neither of those are unstable

[undone birch]

Explosive powder isn't unstable

[digital junco]

Exactly

[undone birch]

Huh I'm pretty sure fat boy is unstable tho

[digital junco]

The rocket jumps are not unstable

Fat boy is

[frosty imp]

Friendly fire is not tolerated

[undone birch]

It is encouraged

[torn inlet]

fat boy is the most stable unstable

[potent crow]

whats the return to sender overclock

is that unstable

[torn inlet]

[digital junco]

Laughs in U-235

[vernal heron]

Think I'm pretty much universally hated by Scouts in DRG. Max range C4 driller and engi with fatboy.

[torn inlet]

it's balanced i think

[potent crow]

booooooo balanced

unstable only party

[digital junco]

So you don’t want rocket jumps?

[torn inlet]

ME! YES HELLO ME!

[undone birch]

why bother staying alive if you're not living to the fullest

[undone birch]

HELLO

[potent crow]

i do... but at what cost... (sacrificing my dignity and using anything other than unstable)

[torn inlet]

HELLO

[undone birch]

Unstable gang has a breakdown in the middle of a game

[potent crow]

AHHH I AHVE NO FUCKING MAGNITE 😭

[vernal heron]

I LIVED LIKE A DWOOF, AND I'M GONNA DIE LIKE A DWOOF!

[digital junco]

Me

[potent crow]

she gets it

[torn inlet]

At the beginning, middle and end

We have standards you know

[digital junco]

Also I have max gambling nukes

[potent crow]

i got a clean overclock for the double barrel shotgun on scout

[undone birch]

I'm having one right now

[potent crow]

and it wasnt the fucking explosive powder one

[digital junco]

They ricochet and they have random damage

[ebon steppe]

peeks

[potent crow]

END ME !!!!!!!

[torn inlet]

dust

[potent crow]

AHHHH WHY DO I HAVE NO MAGNITE

[digital junco]

I SUMMONED HIM

[undone birch]

Our offices got raided yesterday because of fiscal evasion inquiries lmao

[digital junco]

Fish evasion

[ebon steppe]

hi cute cuties

[undone birch]

Just mine

[torn inlet]

Nah, I just went over to Dusty's and woke him up

[undone birch]

Phishe

[potent crow]

what are u doing with all of it?

[frosty imp]

Hello cuter Dusty

[digital junco]

[torn inlet]

I was like "It's time for school"

[potent crow]

why cant it be mine too

[ebon steppe]

gow you all cuties doing

[undone birch]

Nothing I crafted every weapon overclock

[potent crow]

howd you DO THAT 💔

[torn inlet]

check dms hottie

[digital junco]

The grind

[undone birch]

A lot of grind

[ebon steppe]

i scared

[undone birch]

I love grinding

[digital junco]

I don’t have every OC but I grinded for fat boy for ab 2 1/2 weeks

[frosty imp]

Skate grinding

[undone birch]

Scout/Gunner gang

[potent crow]

i would simply Pass Away

[digital junco]

I hope gunner gets a flight OC for the minigun

Mf literally playing jetpack joyride

[undone birch]

Gunner so fun

I hope they announce gunner 2

[potent crow]

do they still regularly update drg?

im still rlly new to all of it

[amber solar]

its the pic of a stove

[undone birch]

They do

[digital junco]

Every like 6ish months

[undone birch]

DRG is active

[digital junco]

Bugfix patches are pretty regular

[undone birch]

And we get events

Like smissmass

[torn inlet]

Season 4 should start in a few months, around april-may-ish

[ebon steppe]

bread

[digital junco]

Content updates/events happen pretty far apart but they’re always significant

[undone birch]

It's a bloody pissmass miracle

[potent crow]

oh wow thats not very far away at all

[digital junco]

April is literally like 3 days away

[potent crow]

i better grind to get the kewl plague doctor mask

[undone birch]

I'm waiting on the drg tabletop game

I should receive it in a few weeks

[digital junco]

Get it on Tabletop Sim

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[digital junco]

:)

o.o

[amber solar]

owo

[undone birch]

u.u

[ebon steppe]

you all big cuties

[amber solar]

im a chair

[digital junco]

dusty biggest cutie

[frosty imp]

Dusty indeed biggest cutie

[potent crow]

i need more Facking Materialz

[digital junco]

#1 cutie infact

[vernal heron]

Gunner with Exhaust Vectoring and penetrating rounds go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAH!

Gunner with AC is just immortal.

[torn inlet]

bet

[potent crow]

WHERE IS ALL MY MAGNITE BEING ABSORBED TO

[digital junco]

I got hungry

[undone birch]

It's me

I'm absorbing it right now

[potent crow]

stooourp

[amber solar]

eat :]

[digital junco]

but i need sustenance

[ebon steppe]

can i have some magnite?

[amber solar]

breakfast b important

[digital junco]

From magnetite

[vernal heron]

My favourite mod in DRG is the one that replaces Bet-C's default idling beeps with "Aaaaaaaaa... Aaaaaaaaaa... Aaaaaaaaaa..." from that meme hahahahahaha

[potent crow]

NO! I NEED IT!

[vernal heron]

Just hearing that across the map

[ebon steppe]

pls share me some

:(

[digital junco]

i have so many shitpost drg mods

Risitas bulk det has to be my favorite

[vernal heron]

XD

[torn inlet]

I have some umanite

[digital junco]

Or brainfart lootbug

[ebon steppe]

human

[amber solar]

rip el risas, still missed

[digital junco]

o7

[undone birch]

I have a lot of funny drg mods

[torn inlet]

DAK

Have you played RE4

[rare reef]

resident evil 4

or run eown 4

[torn inlet]

what is that

oh

bruhh

[frosty imp]

Sussydent Sussy 4

Finished it in 2 days

very good gayme

[rotund jacinth]

I like how this server is either dead for a week or the most active

There is no in between

[rare reef]

true

[undone birch]

Inbetween ur mom

[rotund jacinth]

Ew
French

And a rat

Goes hand in hand

[ebon steppe]

!)

[rotund jacinth]

Hi dusty how ya doing

[torn inlet]

[ebon steppe]

hih , how is everyone

[rare reef]

hot

[undone birch]

I live in Paris, where all the rats live

[rotund jacinth]

Paris, new york and berlin are all cities of rats

[undone birch]

It's me

I am the rats

[torn inlet]

all of them

[undone birch]

Indeed

I love rats

[torn inlet]

Yes, indeed

[undone birch]

Fuck catgirls

[torn inlet]

An estus shot to that

[ornate jacinth]

dont forget amsterdam

[undone birch]

Ratgirls are where it's at

[rotund jacinth]

But ofcourse

[signal quarry]

I have come back

[signal quarry]

Hey

👋😃

[undone birch]

Hey!!

[ebon steppe]

cutieees

[frosty imp]

Dusty cutest

[ebon steppe]

you all!!

[torn inlet]

No, Dusty

[ebon steppe]

:(

[potent crow]

no word starts with O and ends with E

[torn inlet]

Orange

[amber solar]

:]

[torn inlet]

Wasn't that a tweet but with O and O?

[potent crow]

no

im blcoking you

[torn inlet]

ok

and?

[potent crow]

whatd you say? i cant see because i bloked youi

[torn inlet]

I said you look really cute with that hairstyle

[potent crow]

erm i knwo you are but whar am i 🔥

wait nvm thats a compiment

[torn inlet]

LMAOOO

[pure portal]

you just crashed crashass

[torn inlet]

you gotta do it like that

hold on

-Your message could not be delivered because you don't share a server with the recipient or you disabled direct messages on your shared server, recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends, or you were blocked by the recipient.

[potent crow]

MANY SUCH CASES!

[pure portal]

name checks out i guess

[potent crow]

MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS!

[torn inlet]

DAMN REALLY

Wish people would say that to me 👌😩 👊

[potent crow]

john im gonna send you something realy improtant

do you accept?

[torn inlet]

Lemme reply as a gamer

[potent crow]

it is done

[potent crow]

I NEED EMBED PERMS AHHH!

[torn inlet]

I don't know who even has embed perms

@vocal sequoia Do admins have em?

[vocal sequoia]

what

[torn inlet]

(Also haven't heard from you in a while, hope you're doing good)

[vocal sequoia]

oh embed perms

no

[potent crow]

i dont actually want embed perms if i had them id use them irresponsibly

not as in like sending bad stuff

but like sending images that derail the conversation coz i dont know how to enter already established conversations

[torn inlet]

alright, hope you're having a great week then

[potent crow]

i NEED a new profile picture snake!

[vocal sequoia]

thank you john yakuza from the hit video game yakuza, known for his famous quotes, "Im gonna hit ya in the kuza" and "yakuza mutata"

[torn inlet]

I might just know something

[vocal sequoia]

i hope you have also had a good week

and continue to have a good week

[torn inlet]

same goes to ya

[vocal sequoia]

god super reactions are so goofy

wait i have 9 left

oh my god

do they stack each week?

[torn inlet]

I think, idk

[potent crow]

can you please super react to this id be really happy im not sad or anything i just really need to be made the center of attention once again

[torn inlet]

I had 5 last week and 10 this one

[potent crow]

YIPPEEEEEEEEE

WAHOOOOOOOOOOO

YAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO!

TEAM WAHOOOOO!

[vocal sequoia]

im gonna see how many super reactions i can horde

[undone birch]

WA-HOOO

[torn inlet]

Hello Mario

[frosty imp]

Hm.

I can't tell who that is to

[torn inlet]

Chris Pratt

Obviously

[potent crow]

my favorite celebrity. crisp rat

[vocal sequoia]

crisp rat

[potent crow]

im gonna fucking put him in the slammer like the rat he is

[rare reef]

amogus rat

[potent crow]

and put him on trial for like battery or something

[torn inlet]

my fav kfc dish

🔋

[undone birch]

How about crunchy rat? 🥺

[vocal sequoia]

wow there's no deep fryer emote

[torn inlet]

copyright infringement

[potent crow]

the anime thing?

[vocal sequoia]

🐀
🕳️
🛢️

imagine the rat is going down

[torn inlet]

🇺🇸

[vocal sequoia]

and that the oil drum is actually a deep fryer

[undone birch]

Me 🥺

I am crunchy rat

[frosty imp]

so epic

[hard lava]

Raot

[potent crow]

erm... My crunchy rat!

[frosty imp]

rate

[frosty imp]

🧊

[potent crow]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAANK DONT PUT THE ICE IN THE DEEP FRYER HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

[torn inlet]

I will pour water into my fryer

[undone birch]

W- WHA 😳

[potent crow]

this is me asking you out

[torn inlet]

AH WAIT

Lemme try again

[potent crow]

this is ALSO me changing my profile again

[torn inlet]

I AM THE ONE WHO PUTS WATER IN THE OIL

[undone birch]

This is definitely very smooth 😳

[potent crow]

erm i hope so

[undone birch]

BASED

[frosty imp]

I need the deep fryer though

[undone birch]

I wish someone put water in my oil to make me extra crunchy

[torn inlet]

🤨

[undone birch]

Nice

[frosty imp]

epic

[undone birch]

This is not a safe space for night users

[frosty imp]

!!!!

[undone birch]

[torn inlet]

I am the one who uses the night

[potent crow]

gay drg players be like something and booone i cant say the other one

anyway this joke sucks its nothing im going to erase it from my mind

[undone birch]

Say it

[potent crow]

U TRY N SAY IT

I CANT

[undone birch]

WHA-

[frosty imp]

Cawke

[potent crow]

automod is literally 1984.........................

[frosty imp]

fr (For real!!)

[potent crow]

1987.................

[torn inlet]

It's mining time

[potent crow]

how do you explain the term "context"

[undone birch]

It's an interface typically used to carry on deadline and contextual infos like logging fields

[torn inlet]

Define and elaborate the grounds and fundamentals of a joke, anecdote or story

[torn inlet]

RFID

[undone birch]

Context is the information surrounding something. Like the date or the place

It's maybe too over simplified

Sowwy

[torn inlet]

People who say "R-FID" instead of "R-F-I-D"

[potent crow]

thanks i was dreaming about having a kid last night and they asked me "what does context mean" and i didnt know how to respond

[frosty imp]

Hm.

[potent crow]

the best i could do was give an example

[frosty imp]

It's where a text is conning you

[torn inlet]

Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ebon steppe]

context == example ?

[undone birch]

And then start texting everyone

[potent crow]

an example of where context would be used

so for example

[frosty imp]

Context is meaning to a thing

Or relating to

[potent crow]

if i say the words "literally 1987" without ocntext it sounds like idfk saying something is like the year 1987

[ebon steppe]

hiiiii cuties

[frosty imp]

hello cuter cutie

[potent crow]

but with the added explanation of it referencing the "Literally 1984" shitpost and "the bite of 87" from FAF it anbswers EEEVERYTHING

[torn inlet]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ebon steppe]

hiiii cuter cute cutie

[potent crow]

and it sitll doesnt make sense

[frosty imp]

hello cuter cutest cutie

[vocal sequoia]

wasx that the bite of

[torn inlet]

82

[vocal sequoia]

undertale

[torn inlet]

the bite of yo mama

[ebon steppe]

cry

[frosty imp]

:(

[frosty imp]

kil me

now

[potent crow]

dusty is no longer taking ANYONES shit

[torn inlet]

Never has

But yeah

@undone birch

[frosty imp]

I have a thing named "Watchlist ideas"

[torn inlet]

Get naked, it's DRG time

[frosty imp]

I didn't know they offered ideas on how to get on a watchlist

[vocal sequoia]

why we gotta be naked for drg

[potent crow]

is it possible for a bladee girl and a yunglean girl to be in a relationship?

[torn inlet]

Wait, you don't?

[vocal sequoia]

not since

the incident

[ebon steppe]

?(

[torn inlet]

Oh... I tried to block it from my memories

Why...

[undone birch]

I have to eat more cheese do probably not until a few hours

[frosty imp]

Did someone shit??

[undone birch]

If i don't end up playing factorio

[vocal sequoia]

factorio?

more like

fatorio

[undone birch]

Ur mom

[ebon steppe]

satisfactory

[vocal sequoia]

this post was made by satisfactory gang

[ebon steppe]

i want to play satisfactory

[frosty imp]

Factorio? More like Factor this

[ebon steppe]

but i cant

[frosty imp]

Satisfaction

Why not

[ebon steppe]

computer cant run it properly

[frosty imp]

: (

[undone birch]

I want someone to genuinely love me

But factorio is pretty cool too

[potent crow]

factorio? more like You may be on the spectrum and thats awesome!

[ebon steppe]

dusty cant enjoy contaminating the only good sustentable world mankind could step

[frosty imp]

Not even lowest graphic setting?

[ebon steppe]

hugy hughug

[ebon steppe]

after a time it all starts glitching

[frosty imp]

oh : (

[potent crow]

MONIQUE ARE U /SRS OR /J

[undone birch]

"may" oh that ship has sailed a long time ago. Ritalin gang!!!

[torn inlet]

OK

[undone birch]

A BIT OF BOTH

Attention gamers the shit has sailed

[frosty imp]

omg

[potent crow]

really?? i take anthrax for mine!

[undone birch]

Wha-

[vocal sequoia]

have you paid the ant tax

[potent crow]

yeah they ship black needles to a random location every week and i have to go there to get it, it has anthrax in them for me to help my autism

[undone birch]

Have you been following, I'm not paying taxes

[frosty imp]

Amazing

[undone birch]

Re

[frosty imp]

Do they also sell cawke

[undone birch]

That sounds so cool

[ebon steppe]

peeks

[undone birch]

I do a bit of trolling (geocaching biological weapons)

[frosty imp]

Dusty should just take my PC

[vocal sequoia]

not even for the ants?

[frosty imp]

satisfaction works on it

[ebon steppe]

i wanna do geocaching

[frosty imp]

I guess

[ebon steppe]

patpat the cute mayru

[potent crow]

dusty is the size of a little dust mite

[frosty imp]

omg

[ebon steppe]

:(

[frosty imp]

How am I supposed to pat dusty

[ebon steppe]

why u said that

:( now everyone will know i smol

[undone birch]

Dusty smol

[ebon steppe]

:( i cry

[frosty imp]

Dusty still cutest cutie

[potent crow]

ARMENIAN EXTREME!

thats my new username

[ebon steppe]

!?!!

[potent crow]

they call me cory armenian cory

[vocal sequoia]

wow thats quite a long name

will take a while for you to notice me removing one letter at a time

[potent crow]

MANY SUCH CASES!

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjjs

[potent crow]

i keep dying in my dreams

how do i survive

[ebon steppe]

bring a gun

[potent crow]

i sitll need to fill out my forms™️

just havent even touched em teehee

[potent crow]

NOT helpful NOT productive, i cannot procure firearms in dreamland

[ebon steppe]

what can u procure on dreamland

[undone birch]

Michael Jackson impersonation

[digital junco]

tee hee

[undone birch]

Procuring deez nuts

Just learn how to have vivid dreams and don't die

Ez

[potent crow]

oh shit did michael jackson say that?

[potent crow]

they ARE vivid dreams i keepDYING in them

[undone birch]

Probably

HOW DO YOU DIE IN A DREAM WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S A DREAM

Can't you teleport?

[frosty imp]

smh no stupid

[potent crow]

i wake up in another dream

[undone birch]

Woa

[potent crow]

okay this sounds like /j status but no /srsly

[undone birch]

I figured it was srs

[ruby pilot]

Had a dreamception before

Can confirm they exist

[undone birch]

Oh yeah that's not rare

[potent crow]

they freak me out

[ruby pilot]

Had one where it was a dreamception dreamception

Woke up, woke up, woke up, then actually woke up

[undone birch]

I once had 8 levels or something, and it took me a full hour to be sure I was actually awake

Derealization time

[frosty imp]

Amazing

[potent crow]

i got suffocated to death in a cabin full of glass n then woke up in my room in a dream

i hafenvt changed my pfp yet ermergerd

im gonna start saying ermagerd weeehehehe

[undone birch]

Are you

Okay

[potent crow]

of course i am

i am ALWAYS okay!

[undone birch]

You sound like what I sound like on a manic episode

NO OFFENSE

[potent crow]

oh yeah i have that effect on people

[undone birch]

That's based

Ur based 😳

[torn inlet]

OMORI character

[potent crow]

i have a slim waist

[cyan badger]

https://tenor.com/view/going-crazy-willem-dafoe-grin-smile-gif-16959907

[potent crow]

i need an esoteric ass image to be my pfp otherwise i wont be UNIQUE and DIFFERENT!

shit i could just do literally any MLP character n thatd be esoteric enough

[torn inlet]

rainbow dash

[undone birch]

Please pick Gummy

[undone birch]

IWTCIRD

[potent crow]

i am not doing gummy

[potent crow]

WHY is that an acronym

[undone birch]

Why not

[undone birch]

Yes

[potent crow]

goddd i need a new pfp i dont even like this one anymooore

[torn inlet]

use a pic of ed sheeran

[digital junco]

chomnker

[digital junco]

I HAVE ONE

trust

[winter pewter]

🐈

[potent crow]

send it to me ASAP

PRONTO

STAT

[torn inlet]

stattrak

[potent crow]

SPIKES TASTE LIKE THIS SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES

[undone birch]

Is that a picture of Her Majesty the queen

[torn inlet]

Death

[undone birch]

I'm curious what was the story about

[potent crow]

whar story

[undone birch]

Didn't you say the image was from a visual novel or some shit

Half the infos are already fleeting from my head

[potent crow]

graphic movie

i dfeleted those texts coz i felt like it wasnt rlly relevant

[undone birch]

I see

Want me to delete?

[potent crow]

naur

it was just so surprising

coz i recognised it instantly

i didnt watch the movie or anything

i just know about it

[undone birch]

The kid in the bus is looking at me like he never saw a [t slur] before

[potent crow]

its one of those things where literally NOBODY WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS AT ALL and its RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

[undone birch]

I see

😎

[torn inlet]

Transformer!

Is optimum prime!

ÖÖHH ÖÖHHH ÄÄHH ÄHH

[digital junco]

I love that video

[undone birch]

morphs into a katyusha

[torn inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN2pcweX3iI

[undone birch]

lmao

[potent crow]

i NEED to keep talking

i NEED to stop talking

[undone birch]

Average #sane-general enjoyer

There's a mountain of trash and I don't see a single rat

I might actually cry

[potent crow]

new york resident after stepping outside

[undone birch]

But I need to see a rat

[winter pewter]

🏳️‍⚧️

[torn inlet]

Is that bulgaria?

[potent crow]

yeah

[torn inlet]

Awww

I love the Eifel Tower there!

[undone birch]

I'm going to jump from the Eiffel tower

To test out a parachute

[potent crow]

and into my hands itll be a stunt and everyone in the world will see n itll be awesome

[undone birch]

XT5DI5DTIDLLT AWWWW

🐀

🪂

[potent crow]

i cant find an emoji

[undone birch]

An emoji for what

[potent crow]

god IDFK GET OFF MY CASE!!!!!

[undone birch]

🐀
🫴

[digital junco]

[undone birch]

How do I politely tell recruiters on LinkedIn to fuck off

I need an adult

[digital junco]

None of us here are mature

Some of us might be adults

But like

[torn inlet]

Subject: Re: Job opportunity at XYZ

Dear Recruiter,

Thank you for your interest in my profile and for reaching out to me about the job opportunity at XYZ. I appreciate your time and effort in finding potential candidates for this role.

However, I am not looking for a new job at the moment and I am happy with my current position. Therefore, I kindly request you to stop messaging me on LinkedIn or any other platform. I do not wish to receive any more emails or messages from you or your company.

Please respect my decision and remove me from your contact list. I hope you understand and find a suitable candidate for the role.

Thank you for your cooperation and professionalism.

Sincerely,
Your name

[potent crow]

i really want to yell at a recruiter

[digital junco]

Recruit for Lobotomy Corp

[potent crow]

I HATE THE DEFENSE FORCE

[undone birch]

I don't appreciate their effort

Their jobs is basically being bad intermediaries that make me lose my time by not being able to answer any concrete questions

Literally why call me just to answer "you'll have to ask the tech lead at [x]"

[potent crow]

literally just tell them to fuck off

i mean i would personally do that

[undone birch]

I hate the whole recruitment industry

With passion

[potent crow]

same

apparently a lot of recruiters use their position to be predators

[torn inlet]

Dear Recruiter,

Thank you for your interest in my profile and for reaching out to me on LinkedIn. I appreciate your efforts to connect me with potential employers.

However, I regret to inform you that I am not interested in receiving any more messages from you or any other recruiters on this platform. I have found that most recruiters are just bad intermediaries that waste time and do not add any value to the hiring process. They often do not understand the requirements of the job or the skills of the candidates, and they spam me with irrelevant or outdated opportunities.

I prefer to apply directly to the companies that I am interested in, or to use other sources of information and networking that are more reliable and efficient. Therefore, I kindly request you to respect my decision and stop contacting me on LinkedIn. Please also remove me from your database and do not share my information with anyone else.

I hope you understand my position and I wish you all the best in your future endeavors.

Sincerely,
Your Name

[potent crow]

very very reprehensive

[undone birch]

Woa

[potent crow]

very very comprehensive

[undone birch]

Indeed

Woa

[undone birch]

Yikes

The worst is all the guys that didn't have faith in me which are now coming back hoping to close me like

Bitch

I may forget and forgive

But my LinkedIn inbox doesn't

[torn inlet]

LinkedINbox

[undone birch]

"oh wow you're actually worth something!!! Hello, do you remember me from X?"

[undone birch]

Woa

Jokes on them I remember every single one of these calls from 2 years ago

🥲

@undone birch who r u

[torn inlet]

"You're trash, we don't need you."

to

"We're trash, we need you"

[winter pewter]

GPT4 hired a human to complete a Captcha-¬¬¬¬

[undone birch]

YEAH

[undone birch]

Meanwhile I can do a captcha without hiring anyone

[torn inlet]

Select all images of a watermelon

[winter pewter]

But GPT4 still passed the capcha

[undone birch]

Elon musk throwing a tantrum about dangerous AIs from competitors like my brother in Christ your car's AI tries to run over kids

YOU ARE THE EVIL AI

[winter pewter]

the ad free route vs the ad route home is gona be the evil one

[potent crow]

where the fuck are all my mashup remixes on youtube

[undone birch]

And then I start clicking on every gay

[potent crow]

they deleted em all whaddahell

i used to listen to them so much

[undone birch]

Oh

That's harsh

[potent crow]

I CANT FIND THEM WAAAGHH

[undone birch]

Keygen Church heals all wounds

[ebon steppe]

Mhm

[undone birch]

starts listening to Portal Radio song 10h loop

[torn inlet]

Me when Keygen/installer music

[undone birch]

YEAAAAAH

[potent crow]

ur so real for this *makes kissing lips and leans in but falls on the ground*

[undone birch]

NOOO YOU FELL ON THE RAT

RÉMY FROM RATATOUILLE

Sometimes my gender goes from girl to Remy from ratatouille and i'm only half kidding

[potent crow]

i literally just dont believe you

[winter pewter]

🐈

[undone birch]

You have no idea how much of a mess my identity is

[potent crow]

thats pretty kewl honestly

[undone birch]

It is

Nerdy girl the day
Quirky little boy at night

But ALL TIME RAT

Anyway my friends are here I'm off to the cheese bar

Have fun

And good luck in ur quest for a new pfp

[ebon steppe]

byeeeee cutie have fun!!

[potent crow]

theres a cheese bar?

oh yeah thats right ur european

anyway i really need a new profile pitcher

[ebon steppe]

mmhm any style u searching for?

[potent crow]

esoteric

cringe

epic

yeah fuck it im gonna do like fuckin twilight from mlp or something

[digital junco]

I thought that said Twilight NFT

[potent crow]

well u thought wrong dreamer boy

[digital junco]

Nah I’m Harrow gang all the way

[potent crow]

i microwaved the fucking rice for too long

[ebon steppe]

?)

[potent crow]

now my rice is hard as shit

shit i might just make a rlly handsome man my pfp

yeah this will do

[winter pewter]

HandsomeMan

[potent crow]

i wonder if the moderator team sees any of the texts i send that get automodded

[bitter plank]

DUSTY

[ebon steppe]

moony !!!!

[bitter plank]

How are u doing cutie

[potent crow]

does anyone know where i can buy a spiky jacket

thjats like not super over the top

but really spiky

[ebon steppe]

good , annoying cuties , and u ?

[bitter plank]

Punk stores?

[potent crow]

i dont wanna fully commit to a look

[potent crow]

ermm i think i have one but i live on a coast sooo not many punk stores here

here would u like to see an example of what im talkin abour

[bitter plank]

Reddit normally has good recommendations on stores that are even online

If u know ur size or even have measure tape u should be good, that’s how I got my goth clothes

[bitter plank]

Sure, shoot

[potent crow]

i usually just get everything oversized

which i know i prolly shouldnt tbh

[digital junco]

is that bondrewd?

[bitter plank]

Doin well finally came out of my arm’s physiotherapy

[potent crow]

there r ppl who use those sizes n im just kinda takin that from them

but ITS MY MONEY

nah i should b more thoughtful

so i will now

[bitter plank]

I have some oversized jackets myself that just fit with some outfits so honestly if u like things oversized streetwear might be something u like

[digital junco]

ur pfp, Bondrewd?

[potent crow]

erm im not sure its just art my friend sent me of a really really tasty looking guy

[digital junco]

ok it isn't phew

[bitter plank]

[digital junco]

[potent crow]

i really want to bite his tit

[bitter plank]

Me @ every ogryn tbh

[digital junco]

[potent crow]

me suction cupping to them thangs

[bitter plank]

[digital junco]

aight where's kiryu

he promised me remnant

[bitter plank]

Ping him if he ain’t away ez

[digital junco]

he is tho

[potent crow]

ermergerd

[bitter plank]

[digital junco]

guess I'll play hell mod while I wait

[ebon steppe]

peek

[digital junco]

hihi dusty!

[ebon steppe]

ur cute

[digital junco]

no u

[bitter plank]

You could also just play drg with me while u wait but I understand if u prefer playing, I ain’t home yet anyway

And I still gotta make sure to work on the Darktide things

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[digital junco]

oh yeah I should do some DRG

i gotta swap from hell mod to regular remnant rq

[bitter plank]

I should also be doing this amazing thing called ✨studying✨

My brain however is disconnected atm

[digital junco]

[bitter plank]

Basically

[digital junco]

my brain at all moments

[bitter plank]

I prefer to rock and stone brainlessly than doing something that requires thought

[ebon steppe]

sames

[digital junco]

truuuuueeeeeee

[digital junco]

🪨

[ebon steppe]

i need to rock and stone

[bitter plank]

Join us

[digital junco]

oh yeah some of my lol friends sent me a clip of LCS casters talking about DRG

[ebon steppe]

too lates

[digital junco]

it was fucking hilarious

[digital junco]

[potent crow]

dusty let me rock and stone with you

[digital junco]

we have a 4 stacc

right here

[ebon steppe]

too lates

[potent crow]

coz ermm i need to complete an assignment weeehehe

[digital junco]

[ebon steppe]

dusty on a mindset that dusty annoying so dusty playing alone forevers

[bitter plank]

U ain’t annoying

[potent crow]

so no drg?

[bitter plank]

We can both pet dotty while they do all the hard work

Or steeve

Is the only thing I do anyway

[digital junco]

imma drg

wait that's not drg

fuc

[potent crow]

wehehehe

[digital junco]

there we go

[ebon steppe]

sadly no drg , dusty scareds

[bitter plank]

I may join once I’m back

[digital junco]

oh wait kiryu just got back maybe

:3

[ebon steppe]

ovo

[bitter plank]

Bother him bout it then

Get ur remnant

[ebon steppe]

have funs!!!!

[potent crow]

anyone mind if i have a smoke?

[torn inlet]

yes

[potent crow]

alr

[ebon steppe]

i would recommends not to , but is just recommendation

[digital junco]

Root and Bone

[tulip stag]

damn i was gonna get drg but it’s back at $30

[potent crow]

alright everybody im outside its okay

u wont passively smoke my exhales anymore

[tulip stag]

[potent crow]

*is smoking from a sparkly pink cigar*

[bitter plank]

Get Darktide

[torn inlet]

banned

[digital junco]

wher ewe gaming kiryu

[potent crow]

darktide is cool but fuck i hate grinding on it so much

hadron doesnt particularly make it any more enjoyable

[tulip stag]

i actually can download it since i have it shared from a friend

[ebon steppe]

have funs !!

[bitter plank]

PLAY WITH ME

PLEASE

I AM DESPERATE

[torn inlet]

darktide

ew

[digital junco]

hold on

[bitter plank]

If I don’t hear Bent’s voice I will cry

[digital junco]

I mighta lost the character

[potent crow]

sure lets have a game bestie im not sure how itll go with regional matchmaking

[torn inlet]

how

[tulip stag]

45 gigs

[potent crow]

ive not experienced the lag

[digital junco]

from hell

[tulip stag]

that’s kinda out of my storage range

[digital junco]

lemme uh

[torn inlet]

@digital junco the usual #638396984436326495

[digital junco]

try again

[bitter plank]

You have time until i get home

[bitter plank]

Don’t blame me for liking shitty games

It all started with a mediocre game called Yakuza 0

[torn inlet]

just download more storage

[tulip stag]

play something like sons of the forest

[bitter plank]

I don’t have it

I am poor

[digital junco]

play remnant

[ebon steppe]

big cuties

[tulip stag]

it’s an ass game but that’s bc it’s still needing bug fixes

[bitter plank]

I don’t have it I am poor

[tulip stag]

terraria

[bitter plank]

I have it

Not downloaded tho

[tulip stag]

nothing is better than suffering as a mage

[torn inlet]

terraria

[digital junco]

but it was freeeeeee

[tulip stag]

@bitter plank PLAY FPS CHESS WITH ME

[bitter plank]

A WHAT

[digital junco]

[ebon steppe]

?)

[tulip stag]

FPS CHESS

[potent crow]

play a real game like far cry 4 😒

[tulip stag]

i’m a fiend for chess

[potent crow]

or cod mw3

[bitter plank]

i also don’t have it I am poor

I have that but I don’t have it downloaded

[tulip stag]

free

[potent crow]

actually cod mw3 might sound a little like its serious

[bitter plank]

If I wanted to play a real game I’d open Sims 4

Or the more hardcore one, sims 2

[bitter plank]

If ur still up for it once I get home 💀 why not

I need to keep myself awake

[ebon steppe]

!)

[digital junco]

[torn inlet]

rOCK

[ebon steppe]

rock

[potent crow]

worms

[tulip stag]

fr tho it’s fun for a minute then it sucks

[bitter plank]

If I don’t play that I might just replay Bully for the 4th time

[tulip stag]

or minecraft

[bitter plank]

I’m trying but my mods don’t launch the game

[tulip stag]

just play vanilla

mod team minecraft world fr

[bitter plank]

I always get a bit bored and then do pixelart

I’ve been having more fun just playing the SWEM mod

[tulip stag]

what’s that

[bitter plank]

It gives better horses with more mechanics and such

[tulip stag]

ohhhh

i like making campsites and just staying at a campsite for 2 or 3 days and then moving again

or making an igloo in the tundra if i can find one

[bitter plank]

Camps and moving, what are you running from, pinkertons?

[tulip stag]

real

its just fun. plus I like the camp aesthetic

[bitter plank]

It do be a nice aesthetic I prefer to build farms and ranches

[tulip stag]

if I dont do a camp, I do a cabin

or once I did an underground bunker

hidden door and even a mineshaft

[bitter plank]

Were there test subjects called “Gary”

[tulip stag]

Mr. Leonardo

aka my mending villager. plus I had a dog named cheddar and a pig named ricardo

[bitter plank]

Does the pig have a saddle

[tulip stag]

He was more of a house pig and just roamed the bunker

[bitter plank]

We love you ricardo

[tulip stag]

I had to block off the exit ways he could get lost like my secret tunnels and the mineshaft

He liked the jukebox though

[ebon steppe]

!)

[torn inlet]

Dusty

What is that supposed to mean

[digital junco]

translates to death

[ebon steppe]

is a face

[torn inlet]

what kind of face

[cyan badger]

wink

i think

[torn inlet]

that is what ;) is for

[cyan badger]

-_-

[ebon steppe]

is like an exclamation face

?) ?( !) !(

[torn inlet]

????????

[amber solar]

use ur imagination

[junior fossil]

furry

[ebon steppe]

riakooooo

[junior fossil]

I arrived to bully moon for a bit

[bitter plank]

gay

did someone say bully

[ebon steppe]

how cutie riako doing!

[junior fossil]

I did

[junior fossil]

no u

[junior fossil]

Old mods should be scared of me still

[bitter plank]

why

[junior fossil]

you know why

[primal igloo]

Didn't you use to be mod

[junior fossil]

Way back then

[primal igloo]

Yeah I remember

[amber solar]

cause ur blue!

:D

[bitter plank]

he used to even be admin

[primal igloo]

Mhm

[junior fossil]

I bullied moon to get admin back then

I didn't

[primal igloo]

Why'd it all fall then?

[digital junco]

haha we stil do that dw

[bitter plank]

unfortunately

[tulip stag]

holder of the gtfo mod lore right here

[junior fossil]

I simply didn't had enough time irl for Discord lol

[maiden vale]

discord moment

can't wait for discord NFTs

[amber solar]

they already did those i think

[maiden vale]

then I can't wait for death

[primal igloo]

I wish I didnt

[amber solar]

u can do stuff so u dont :o

learn magic! :D

[undone birch]

Rat

[digital junco]

[torn inlet]

wRONG

[frosty imp]

hM.

[raven palm]

pat chat

[digital junco]

[signal quarry]

pop quiz

i have been advised by my attorney not to continue

[raven palm]

the answer is Jury Nullification

[tulip stag]

[sturdy bear]

ah

[undone birch]

🐀

[sturdy bear]

rat chat

[undone birch]

rat chat!!!

[sturdy bear]

Epic

[tulip stag]

rat chat

[sturdy bear]

:rat_chat:

[torn inlet]

ew

[sturdy bear]

No u

[frosty imp]

rate

[raven palm]

rat.io

[sturdy bear]

radio

[torn inlet]

VIDEO KILLED

[frosty imp]

THE RADIO STAR

[raven palm]

you thought it was video but it was Me!
VIDIO

[sturdy bear]

OH MY GOD

[vernal heron]

Alyoooor

[torn inlet]

who are you

[vernal heron]

Amigo Toyota

[torn inlet]

TOYOTA!

AS IN

TOYOTA BUSINESS ON FACEBOOK?

[digital junco]

toyota corolla

[tulip stag]

Inigo Montoya?

You killa my father. Prepare to die

[digital junco]

[frosty imp]

The infinity finger

[vernal heron]

Nah, Amigo Toyota. It's a character based off of Inigo Montoya. You can find him in one of AJ's reviews of an Assassin's Creed game. He goes like...

My name, is Amigo Toyota!
You killed my father, my mother my brother my ROOMMATE!... Prepare to die!

[torn inlet]

That is a dark souls quote

[digital junco]

[ebon steppe]

i peeks

[digital junco]

:O

[fresh drift]

[ebon steppe]

bunch of cuties hihihiiii

[digital junco]

cutie dusty hello!

how u doin today?

[frosty imp]

cuter dusty

[fresh drift]

[vernal heron]

Dustyyyyyy

[torn inlet]

ar ar ar ar ar ar

mr krabs laugh

[vernal heron]

Arr ya feelin' it yet Mr. Krabs?!

[ebon steppe]

how you all adorable cuties doing !!

[digital junco]

goods! how u doin dusty?

[ebon steppe]

i happy to read u is good cutie

me goods , in a bit i give a presentation

teacher is killing us all because she wants us to make it perfect first try

[digital junco]

[torn inlet]

I wanted to cook but I forgor to take the ingredients out of the freezer

Dusty

you wanna taste test

[ebon steppe]

oh nuuuuuu

oh?

taste test??

[torn inlet]

ya

when it's done

[ebon steppe]

what u cooking

[torn inlet]

leek soup

[tulip stag]

let him cook

[digital junco]

[vernal heron]

[torn inlet]

It's defrosting

[digital junco]

[amber solar]

water is just really liquidy ice

[digital junco]

[ebon steppe]

!)

[digital junco]

a wild dusty!

[amber solar]

a !) dusty

[ebon steppe]

you all so adorable

[digital junco]

you as well!

[amber solar]

glasses of water r the same thing as when u make a pair of lenses set in a frame resting on the nose and ears out of water

[ebon steppe]

nonoonono , only you all !

[digital junco]

nope that gotta be u!

[amber solar]

technically every cause of death is cause of too much of somethin or too little of somethin

im gonna die by too little chairs

[digital junco]

100% of people who drink water die

[amber solar]

100% of the people that had a pony that run out and went to a bed of flowers to rest and drink water and then came back because they miss their owner and they went on an epic journey through the mountains...
died

[ebon steppe]

:(

[amber solar]

but they died happily dont worry, their legend is still talked about

[ebon steppe]

how you all adorbs cuties doing!!!

[amber solar]

i am a chair
how bout u

[ebon steppe]

is chair good or bads

[torn inlet]

The soup is now simmering

[ebon steppe]

yays

[vernal heron]

Dustyyy

[amber solar]

is chairs
means sittin down which means chiloso

:]

[ebon steppe]

cryooooo

chiloso ?

[vernal heron]

Probably means chill

[amber solar]

exactly

[vernal heron]

Got a statue of Gimli chilling on top of my PC case with a huge battle axe across his shoulder

[raven palm]

heyull ya

[vernal heron]

Is blyatiful

[ebon steppe]

jsjsjsjsjsjs

glad ur chilling

[vernal heron]

Mighty dwoooof

[ebon steppe]

cryooooo how u cutie

[vernal heron]

Nawt cyoot

And i sleepy af

[ebon steppe]

sleep time for cryo?

[vernal heron]

Gotta pass out soon cuz 1st shift tomorrow

[ebon steppe]

oh uh , wish you bests of luck and sweet dreams cutie

[vernal heron]

Soooon

[ebon steppe]

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