#gtfo-chat
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how are you this destitute
Multi-player mods exist
damn right
Speaking of we need to play hk again @gaunt nacelle
And you still need to play celeste
they aren't good enough to beat celeste
but also celeste may be the worst game inside of one of the coolest movies lol
I'll carry them with c-net trust
?
Truke
blud made a cool story amazing visuals and amazing soundtrack and then put it in a platformer designed to make you hate yourself
Im content with what I have
false
Truke
Its a really fun in depth platformer with fun tech
rage in peace reference
There is no bad part of celeste
If you think the platforming sucks, you're bad at platforming
[also celeste being hard =/ being a bad game]
ah i see
celeste sucks (i've never played it)
i dont like platformers thats my take and im right 🙂
cant believe frosty hates trans mountain climbers
so we're wrong
He called dodo one of the good ones
cries
i love that dog meme
idt celeste main game is hard
whats idt again
Yea you rarely do /j
👏
iiii did "complete celeste" but i didnt do all the chapters
Farewell was made with speedrunners in mind
Which while not a bad thing isn't necessarily good yea
i think it has reasonable difficulty
i cant help but laugh a stupid amount when i see these
like you'll be fine after playing through the game to figure it out
Dash tech is kinda annoying
And explained kinda wrong in the celeste tutorial in farewell
hehe lol hadnt seen that one
ah
if you think celeste is hard, well, you got another thing coming buster! its nothing but a piece of cake and a chicken bake
Farewell is disgusting, throwing to people so many places where you must use highly technical mechanics that you didn't need anywhere else and without explaining anything
@steady terrace when on
I had to google like everything because I didn't know about existence of those mechanics
And without them it is not beatable
Don't remember that game explained to me wavedashing or how that thing is called that allow you to skip long spike zones
it does
Wall bouncing yea, it was in Chapter 7 ig
farewell has a section dedicated to wavedash tutorial, right before it starts requiring it for rooms
ogay
ig i just randomly pressed buttons on that tutorial and suffered after
if it existed
too old to remember
ogay
doormaker slain
it does explain wave dashing
a few minutes
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@gaunt nacelle
they did say literally above that apparently farewell explains it wrong
so
do that of what u will
homogay
everyone is gay
yay fun
What's wrong with mom at E
Door break won't wake up iirc
Since i often break door alot and things don't really wake up
Or it is only radius like mine explosive
well yea within a distance they would wake up
Depends on the side of the door no?
Or am I spreading misinfo
I think that door break has a silent side
idk bro just close the door pussy
isnt mine a full room wake plus 30 or smth meters in adjacent ones
?
Yes you are everyone
This is news to me
I was unaware of such a situation
most sane tgb quote
@jagged osprey what is that name bro
@steady terrace now you dont have a level to fake duo
what next?
remove one bot and fake trio?
idk, probs just gonna actually learn speeds
idk, ill just ask pubs most likely
like fr beg for speeds or somethn
atp just do trio speeds
What if they do gtfo in space next time
hmm
how is pvz p*rn related to that
Buddy let's keep an eye on the main message okay??????????????????????????? 🔞
mm hmm
w Bam Emote

true duo next
I dont like speeds ngl
Now time for fake solo trust
true
I too wanted to learn speeds at some point, lmk if you need a 4th
ok yall if theres one sense you would like be able to make never ever break down with age what would it be
dawg im going with ears hurting ears is really cringe
hop on holo
we are doing geoguessr with ALCOHOL
thats crazy
love checkpoints that doesn't reset reactor codes lol
we beat R6D3 overload mission and main, but didn't notice that game wrote that in 15m there will be fucking permanent surge
and were just looting all zones
and only then went to secondary
and noticed game notification only when it wrote about 1m
but we only opened secondary door...
obviously died
this checkpoint was bliss
didn't have to beat again what we beat already
@sharp condor we GOTTA retry R7C3
ok but you gotta run only knife tho
no hammers to deal with like giants throughout the whole mission
after like first attempt we went like
2 spears and 2 hammers like we just gave up on the idea
of doing knife
ngl
I was not really hoping for free win especially cuz that mission is like giga hard too cuz you cant shoot for the whole thing
maybe there is ammo but we havent reached it
welp then I can't join
elite cat knowledge or
yeah nothin wrong but I aint getting carried no more I wanna do this legit
it is stupid hard so doesnt suprise me
maybe hardest C tier for us (yet)
this shit like if goku couldn't play ball with his son cause he would kick the ball too hard
its like if sonic lost a race
man didn't get my analogy
it was just about how highly skilled mfs can't play with y'all
sky shut up
yeah cuz we mostly try to quad with only us to yk
WHAT
get our live reaction
if we do it with other dudes now we do say that its gotta be 200 hours on under so its fair
so we dont get an ultra sweatlord
good fucking shit yall
no respect for people who just know how to play the game
Busy
has to be "ultra sweatlords"
yeah no respect
it feels weird when you are in a lobby
-rep rose
you gotta be a 3000 hour pub that tells people to TURN FLASHLIGHTS oOFF
sigh
yeah like imagine being willing to guide people with 3k hours
what the fuck?
weirdo
say what you want but hours don't translate exactly to skill
seen dumbasses with 10k hours that don't even know normal game mechanics
theres dudes who legit put 10k hours in this game?
idk kinda hard to believe in this dead game
I dont believe that no shot
prob payday
it was for payday 2
stev knows best
ye
with their 100 hours
i put like 1k hours into wow and im still ass
bro ill pull welps all day
yeah fuck me for wanting to play this game fully blind
Stev when do we get ammo
why wouldnt I just get carried throughout the whole game
he likes when he's blind
Stev when ammo
oh no the blind 🥺
you don't
doesn't know what's coming to touch him
“Holo when ammo?”
sounds like an enjoyable c3 experience
if you enjoy getting fucked by the game tricking you into thinking that it's harder than it is then be my guest I guess
r7c3 is very much one of those
i do wish i could go back on a few games and play them with 0 hours, like fear and hunger and halo. or like play through silent hill again for the first time with no knowledge
same ngl
it’s right after uplink right?
i rather pull a 30+ attempts on the level then make a 4 hour video on how this game is pure RNG 🥺
"harder than you think" for you it feels simple purely just cuz how many times you actually played this game isnt it?
no deadass
“We gotta melee a WHOLE UPLINK OF CHARGERS?!?!”
r7c3 will make you feel like it's sending waves and shit
hehehe
without letting me to finish my fucking sentence when I say it’s 2 spawns
who will tell them...
yep like that
yes yes
if only you knew how easy that uplink is
can literally be solo'd
I’m quoting someone
more for stev
It’s really easy
wonder who…
man
that may be the most true thing you've ever said, its kinda wild the elitism that some games has, dark souls is a good example of this, ironically im one of the ppl who would deadass say dark souls isn't difficult, but you gotta have hours in it to have experience and knowledge.
I mean holo is taking me outta context rn but eh
you dont know the strats, bone jadiepop bone, Stev knows how to do it KNIFE ONLY
thats how good they are
bro called me bone jadiepop bone
😭
no
Meow
rip
It’s just kinda annoying when you ask the same question 10 times and when I say “we do a charger uplink with” you just cut me off before I finish my sentence
elite ball knowledge right here
dude I am the fucking guy who said to my classmates 5BC is easy like I dont have 150 hours in dead cells
erm okay?
when we’re playing r8 i should start doing that to you when it’s a level you’ve never played before
weird thing to flex
rose launch your shit instead of typing
I am pointing the thing werner said
totally when you we get there
rose is just like pissed today
mega mad at me rn
some of yal play this shit too much
no this is patrick
Is it "clown on stev" time again?
go play another game you freaks
Wish I could join in
The Thai restaurant calls me
W
they need to project
getting shitted on in TFT rn TT
but i don’t wannaaaaaa
mainstream game?
Sts2
like yuou need to play the newly released game
this is ragebait 100%
rweally?
lol
my friends would laugh at you for saying that
can tell....
i play shit from like 1978 and call it peak
Yes play a fucking game about building a corporation that takes 2 hour to figure out how to make a fucking train
ok old lady
yea exactly lmao
she is old and I bully her for it
ok but who still plays TF2 lwk
me when the sphinx...
i play shit that looks like microsoft paint
holy I didnt touch that game in a while
plenty of people
🔥
which TF2?
tea for 2
wym which like Team Fortress 2
You force us to play games that look like Microsoft paint
titanfall
right
most recent games are:
slay the spire, plants vs zombies, openttd, psychonauts, noita, i got elder scrolls 3 here, resident evil 6, beyond good and evil
elite ball knowledge lemme tell you that
yea im a real mainstream fan
ok
oh and i was gonna buy kenshi
Dude my recent games today are limbus and geoguessr
mhm
actually i played a bunch of kerbal a month ago
but not on steam got a linux based mod manager which is funny
@idle ermine working on my backlog now, Hybrid per proj is... 3.6?
kerbals when they have to be sent up to the sun in a rocket called "pissmissile 2000"
0.9003
3.6012
bro i need to force my friends into a kingsfield lan party
Whats herbal
hmm
when are you hopping on you said in an hour and you are still messagin like get goin bro
I wanna do R7C3 legit
I’m waiting for my family to be done with shit
@sharp condor when r we playing through kingsfield this game is 🔥🔥 🔥 🔥
crazy shit
Bro
holo hop on r8e2 duos instead 🥺 🥺 🥺

stev hop on r7c3 duos instead 🥺
the humble entire left side of r8 foholo still has
mfw the final boss is my dad whos also a giant blood tree thing and to make the game worse the devs put a big hole between you and him so you can only use like 3 weapons to kill him in the entire game this shit is PEAK
ok but can R7C3 be done duo or solo
theres alot of meeleing
that one friend who jests a little
first section would just be ctripping everything
no jesting allowed
the overload would be the hard part
im grumpy today so no fun allowed
😔 😔 😔
not even
long kiting?
no
@sharp condor blud when r u playing co op cool maths games with me
i was thinking the corrupt uplinks would be dogshit
can just cancel overload and have infinite time
what?
finishing an uplink disables all alarms
^
just finish an uplink 2 minutes after timer dissapears to disable all errors
ah
frosty told me that trick
so you just shoot things up until that point
ye
very interesting
very odd thing
is there something special about that door
dev probably just didn't care much and just made it a cancel all
ig it would have to be since they spawn in room
usually the doors are associated to wave ID
never
I’m evil & fucked up
get on already its go time
in most cases its jus dev not caring too much
yes let me teleport to my setup
as most things in game are
Sorry didn’t think of that
but terminals for deactivation just don't know their wave ID
where the hell are you bro
you aint saying shit
you just said "waiting for my family thing"
Construction site
are u wearing a hard hat
no
could be dangerous otherwise
holo be building I see
mmmm
mmmm sangerous
I was painting walls
he building in real life just like he does in terraria
Swag can confirm
did a tweak r6d2 solo with that flyer door cancel
better than autocorrect saying some interesting things
contruction site and family matters hmm
:3
clarify=clarification
my autocorrect ^
i love that the cat is like brain dead
ok
lowkey banger gif
im not trying to be biased, but im starting to think japan is pretty good at making these godzilla films
just a thought tho
what's the point of the log that talks about ||the world cup?||
which level?
finally
I think the issue was my reading comprehension. when I went to find the log to answer your question (it's r1d1) I realized that the point is not || the world cup but red alpha. so I guess my question is "what is red alpha"||
link edited, forgive me
I'm trying to walk a line between using the wiki and all your knowledge and spoilering myself
understandable
we found our first audio log last night and it was weird to hear someone who isn't one of the main characters talk
red alpha is the mars expedition that they’re launching that the article refers to
ah, just did a little more reading. it sounds like they used ||hydrostasis technology during the mission and attributed the side effects to things going wrong||
thank you for joining me on this journey of discovery
Someone ruined my hel revo
guys I need help with R7C3 knife only please no veterans 🥺
Why is it getting plunged
They think im too good at the game
dude i hate youtube comments
why
i find a banger track and its a sick tool song or some led zep or some shit and i scroll down to find 500 comments about like family passing or rough times.
its always a 50 year old or some shit complaining in comments about life and all i can think is why the fuck would you write a eulogy on a tool fear inoculum song
now youve made me assign this song to "the song that boomers want to listen to when they fight cancer"
thanks
bots probably
no it happens tons
😭
"my brother died in 2009" thanks bro i really needed to know that
"365 days sober today" bruh
or its comments saying how brave and TRUE WOKE bob dylan was and then 500 replies about the word woke and liberals
im def the asshole for shitting on people but damn bro its youtube why does it gotta be a graveyard anytime i scroll down into the comments.
😭
This is why we don't read comments
R1E1 where
The ones i really hate are "anyone still here in XX year?"
Not the asshole imo
Youtube has gone to shit since 2017
yea its rough out here i kinda just wanted to learn a bit about the song
but its just "this song is freakin epic"
great dude we agree
kus
how dare music move people during trying times of their life?
jev still uploads an so does marketable pliers so its okie
Who the fuck is jev
Where's G2FO? 
Faze jev
the goat
Why is it WHEN I FLASH someone
No more than one unmarketable tomato
get yo swag up
Yeah i still dont know who that is
Old cod ragetuber
He still uploads he chill
Idk if he still on cod or moved on to better things but I like em
Explains why ive never heard of them
I dont give a flying fuck about cod
Understandable
At least not since 2011
If you know anything about memes, you’ve heard this guy
Any expansion lobby tonight?
You ever heard of a bit brolic black dude named Requis
That’s what happens when Jev gets flashed
If it wasnt currently 4am i would
if you've EVER been on the internet yk who he is
maybe you are unc ribbit
Guess im not on the internet
maybe
I feel so old and mature 😔
maybe he hasn't been larping his age an is actually 40+
Well frosty is older than me soooo
mhm wtv you say old man, im on to you now
I see through your lies
This is not my video. All credit goes to FaZe Jev and his channel. Go watch the video on his channel titled Ragetage #2. Thanks for watching
How do you not know this
Gaming clan
Uh huh
Yknow like esports and shit
You aren’t real
this ribbit is NOT human bruh
Schlawg why you got the footsies clapping on ur pfp
You need to be exterminated expeditiously
cause I like feet
what other reason
Okay i sleep now
I can only handle the lack of brain cells in here for so long
Ts tuff
that was diddy tuff
Have a good sleep oh old and mature one 🙏
Oh ancient one, please enjoy your slumber
dont forget your cpap machine gramps
wise old man needs his sleep ❤️
do you have the like old timey like night gown
HAHAHA
turns on discord by a candle light 🥹
Top 3 sequences of messages
goes places by horse an carriage still
Bro MIGHT get visited by the ghosts of Christmas past present and future soon
the british are coming headass
dude walked uphill to school both ways typa shit
W griddy Scrooge
Just helped his 108 year old dad shear the sheep
out harvesting the crops in the fields for dinner
bro is harvesting the crops in the fields for dinner
Picking berries for his morning porridge
Who is bro 😭
nah all are welcome
Bro think he dx/dy 😂 ✌️ ✌️
your apart of my team vro ❤️
Yes you ARE part of the team
Top 3 people who feel old talking in gtfo chat
Yo’yrue*
bruvv who's Forty?
Fuck it, joji
Fat larper
you are neither of these things
can't being an unc in peace 
Unc and peace are antithetical words
We aren’t normal vro 😂 ✌️
vro thinks they the enlightened one✌️😂😂
gotta leave this chat man these homo sapiens dialect is merely too much of a jest for my intellect to process✌️😂😂
My intelligence is too massive I’m expanding so much 😂 ✌️ ✌️
these fellows' frontal lobes are underdeveloped if i do say so myself fine laddie 😂 ✌️
my intellect dwarfs these organisms that surround me with their prehistoric language, I must retire to my bed chambers in order to rid myself from their underdeveloped frontal lobes an processing power
Do you know what else is massive?
Oh feeble creatures, how shackled by the chains of modern societies jesting you are. Pardon me, as I slumber in my chambers of intelligence and fortune
Bros got the cave of intellectualism and solitude de fuck
jit thnk he shkspr
Missing a couple letters there vro
smoking from my pipe with Shakespeare literature in hand
"faze clan", "cod", how simple of you peasants
w new person
What are these simpleton words? Heard of them I have not!
when my son is born im gonna say "w new person"
Great idea
w new individual
When my son is born I’m gonna test him for gay woke syndrome 😂 ✌️
"shkspr" b thk e skpr
Forsaken please get good at either English or cooking 😭
b t h s
b
Bmth
im being so sugoi rn
Wait are you itadakimasu????
I ACTUALLY AM😂😂😂
It would appear, with a most curious and unfounded confidence, that this individual harbors the conviction of himself being a modern incarnation of Shakespeare.
Jack of all trades, master of none
That’s lowk so watashi no namae wa sniff desu 😂 ✌️
ikr
like subarashi sugoi of me
frosty do big flyers count towards spawncap in r6cx
Yes
thank
Question of instant lock-in
one single thank
yep
Can’t waste them all now can we
im an unappreciative foid
All the thank she can afford in this economy 😔
Dodo how long can I drag the good one shit before it becomes transphobic and I’m a bad person
Thank is expensive
Dont hate the player
"Thank" sis thk sh shpr
uhhh drag as long as you like
idc
its funny
Okay thank you
Woah a full thank you
In this economy
A good gay
Mr. Moneybags over here with his full expression of gratitude
mhm mhm
As opposed to all the bad and evil gays that are infecting our kids when they dress up as drag queens and read them stories
Ikr
Just showing off atp
I want to have stories read to me by drag queens
-1 time
Wonder if she's still gathering std like that
the average literacy truly is declining
true but also consider the source

erp fo life
i love larping
Brother, I have been speaking in GTFO elarp to randos for a long time without it even being a condition
I wonder how many newcomers I scared off
i miss the old goosehulk
keep in mind this poll says for the rest of ur life including outside of gtfo
all of ur life is now gtfo erp
Don't threaten me with good time
Isn't most of gtfo erp just like "show me your bbc" type shit
you can invent new ways to do it
push the gtfo erp tech scene forward
R5d1 sec clear might not be bad as long as they arent in the same room as you
And if youre not a minor or dont know it
unironically i dont think theyd do anything
they very much have like a front to their evil
wow gtfo hot bbc nudees
like they are bad people but its not like they are killing or touching every single human they interact with
exactly
real mfers remember raymond
Or eating some
everybody loves raymond
he doesn't know 💀
bro i know raymond
i was making a jest you stupid chud
stupid unc chud larper
i need me some katsudon rn lowk
you need to su
suh dih
shut up
This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for
Same
oh yeah
🫡
If bio
Why no scan
i dont think you do
i was raymond for a single level
raymond clutched e2 kraken with hange tru and bread and was never seen again
you think you the shit but you aint even the fart
if we were in a being a diddychuddy competition you'd win first prize
Too bad its a DiddyFoid competition and hes still wining
my butt full of fart rn✌️😂
buh full of nuh 😂✌️
@runic anvil 4 man I'm tryna peep
I be going hard🔥
we were just hopping off
Foid
true
You are what you eat
gr
next time we run double scatter anyways
oke
cant believe imm a hotdog
we could've reset instead of checkpoint but who am i to say anythin
Tasty hotdog
huh-
Huh
actually if you still wanna hop in sniff and i are duoing now
sure
get pajamas whats wrong with being clothed
i can too if i brick all the entrances to ur house and trap u in it
you got room for lil old me
😼
nah ur a thug
can we please not talk like children? it really annoys me
sorry unc will refrain from doing so
thanks man
gugugaga
peepeepoopoo
shitted in my pantaloons
pants: freshly camed
clean up on aisle, my pants!
i think this art guy might be right
maybe we need to stop talking like that after all
Sometimes I look at gtfo chat and think
Ahh yes, my people
my buh full of dih
that's why yo mama dead
thinking of buying on sale, worth?!
yes!
its a hard game though
and takes a while to learn
so factor both of those into your purchase
also best enjoyed with people you know
also you have to be able to handle ppl in this server
Is my internet out
yes
Thx
oh yeah this is random but @runic anvil @sudden pawn was I making any obvious mistakes when playing? I'm just trying to improve so feedback would help
i literally have 0 idea i was in my own world ima be so real xd
you gotta hit up that duo clear
then youll be painfully aware of your partner fuck ups
we were, I fucked up the 5 scout room in r2d2 and then gave mom LOS in r5c2 cuz I completely forget she spawned and I wanted ammo
other than those two obvious thing I felt like I was doing fine but I dunno
sound like you didnt fuck up hard enough
did you duo clear r5c1
that first class s will really test your economy
and aim
I tried 4d1 with moth for a bit I died on wave 2 :/, I should spin the block again tho
d2 and c3 sound fucked and evil tho
d2 is very fun
c3 is truly fucked up
everything was kinda fine up until you did ovl
yeah that charger alarm gotta suck, last time I remember doing it we barely had enough ammo for a 4 man
it's the bbcs?
yeah ok
I mean don't you have to pull bbcs anyways cuz of scout in that room
yeah that's the really concerning part
cuz man when I did it with my 3 other fellas we were almost 0/0
then again they were running some bullshit
hel rifle gaming
tell me why I gotta ask my teammate to switch off the damn machine gun in a level that spams chargers cuz we getting our ass beat
then he picks hi cal which is way better don't get me wrong, but like you make this harder for me to clear anything with them LMAO
I don't mind it tho, struggles part of the fun sometimes
yeah, now I wonder how I'm gonna do 4d2 with em if they won't at least try hel rifle
but yknow can't do that level until my teammates replaces that PC, and I've been waiting 5 MONTHS
you can make do with just one or two hel rifle
its not that bad
not taking foam would be way worse
yurp
I think on our first attempt I'm gonna pick up the hisec cargo immediately for fun
real asf
do u genuinely need 4 hel rifles to win an r4d2?
no xd
i feel like if u cannot beat it without an average gun in ur team instead of the usual hel rifle, it might be a deeper issue
mostly cuz in d2 u dont even shoot barely anything until the ending u foam basically all alarms for a while
until the last one u start shooting and then it becomes shadows cuz of the cargo
one hel rifle is good though for chargers an what not
yeah absolutely
with my group of morons yes
like we will get there end for sure, question is how painful is it gonna be
how many kerbals would it take to pe r4d2
it gets funny basically at the surge start and at the ending
surge start is free if you cheese a lil
the rest is just memorizing where the hell to go cuz u need to know to traverse in fog
ok ladderfoamer
theres no ladders
nah
What cheese?
but i bet u make one
full foam 2 doors
then make host cap fps
thats the entire surge right there
more than enough even
you missed our lovely interaction with a transphobe
but im still here
it was so fucking funny dude
we were going along with it and then grossed him out and made him leave
What?
Damn I missed some drama, fuuhhhhh
a guy joined and started talkin bout some "trans people have mental illness"
did you really win if you couldt convert him into a transfem
and then got really disgusted when we started talking about hoppin dih
in alot of detail
its called conversion therapy
insert wishitwasme dot png
he was telling us about how "those kind of people" shouldnt be allowed near children
just backward
and stuff like rthat
so true i fucking hate being around children
"woke people are so sensitive" then gets grossed out by dih talk 😭
my dih is sensitive
i was making shit up about my experience with dil.dos and he didnt really like that
???? Hopped in and got straight to bullshittin
mine be stiff like a board
you have to make shit up???
shame
i could just tell the type of person he was by the way he sppoke
grossed out by diy, starts talking about lifehacks
I thought yall knew him since he just popped in that’s crazy
😔
i be diggin in my bum
I didn't.
u da real one
my dih the real one
u know what im going to sleep im too needy for this rn
bigotted people are so easy to ragebait
bro hoppin dih
doorbug it
imma die
goon night :3
slendi just hop on some artificial dih

real lowkey
:[ fuck being gay all the cute men are straight
??
Yeah its hard being so cute
dude im like a cute little chungus an im bisexual its okie vro
so true
jus gotta be a little gay like me
same with lesbian yearning for straight woman
most average lgtv issues
nah
if i dont get no one does
sorry i already got it
eseg is so unc status
im closing everyones accounts
adopt my bill chat
imma get yall banned
everyone hop in group call we having eseg
email ur dih
fax it to me
I do vro ❤️
Thank you vrej
cam on as well
yurp
you have to????


