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nah yall actually remember that shit
Supply eff enjoyer remember this shit
friendship ended with 69
nah I think like actual gtfo autism would be like remembering starting ammo for pistol
now when u randomly reload hel gun and see 67 neuron activation
and knowing how much percent refill you get per ammopack
Remembering starting ammo and tools already a low level of autism
that's like a zed thing to know
wait thats not common knowledge on quadruple digits?
(on like non obvious guns at least)
zed is like terminally ill highk
agreed
My autism reminds me to count bullets left in a mag
I count bullets that i shooted
idk i have ancient old tradition from counter strike reload after a few shots every time
And reload when i counted to four or 2
its not like its otxo where u throw entire mag
Happens whenever I use hel gun or pr.
my ass when I just greed reloads after every shot
the correct way to play
Certificated jhin
10% killing enemies 90% reloads
Not funny, i used grok ai cuz im tight with elon like that.
sniper moment
@grok take away all if ken’s mandarin
honorable mention bullpup
Learn reload cancel just to keep reloading after 2 shots
remove killing enemies tho
like you're low elo if you don't reload hel revo immediately after popping striker head
When did gtfo have elo ranking
Insane plat advice
sorry I'm in silver
you meant s*lver
Ur actually not that bad for silver tbh
im so honored that you think I'm plat 🥹
thanks coach
thoughts
Never met low masta ego in gtfo before
omg like the tiers should be the tiers from the gtfo medals mod !!
💀
Did anyone soloed 6CX
ok buddy you're getting bronze for that
not yet
67X
6cx solo has been done by capping stuck flyer spawns so ig it counts
mb
you don't understand the skill expression unfortunate
it used to be designated as a d-tier sooo
I'd say harder than R6D4
@shut imp
Wassup my protangonis
This u?
No
Based
Somehow more fire
why would you expect a person who play gtfo on phone like me to eat such luxury
my phone have more ram than my gaming build
How much fps does that bad boy bump out tho
Yeah ngl ken, sue the child factory that made that phone and u can buy a pc 🙏🏻
Readme 😭?
Yeaah yeah those, actual goated phone dude
I didn’t know u had ball like that holy shit
I had a redmi phone ones, best phone i ever had hands down
Durability too
I dropped it so many times never broke, not even the screen
A bang for your buck in every way
His phone is the readme file for every game
It was only a matter of time before someone realized the typo and made that joke…
Hey its kenyis fault
Not yours
Zamn ur actually right…fuck you ken u embarrassed me
I have to get this off my chest cuz its really not making me sleep
But i really really…really fucking like how the “swarmer” archetype is handled in gtfo, scouts are one of the most enjoyable enemies i had in a while they get me so geeked and nervous at the same time
They could have went with a safe design like the witch from l4d and have the scout be a sleeper who screams and swarms you if woken up or something, it wouldn’t be horrible but it would be incredibly safe and pretty uninspired
i really like how they decided to make them a moving enemy that…scouts ig lmao
The contrast between you not waking a sleeper by standing and you not being caught by a scout by moving and having a smart path choice blends really really well and adds a scary factor when you first encounter a scout and having a “oh fuck this guy walks”, they fundamentally change how you approach a room and i find that really neat
They also remind me of meerkats when they start scouting which is really cool
I can’t blame any typos on ken so ill blame them on the fact im not wearing glasses rn
when did this game become dead?
It's not gtfo chat to talk about this
Oh ken…what will i ever do without ur hype up
when free weeks ended
Type shit
fr
Im blowing u a virtual kiss on the cheek now ken
no
the only person can kiss me on cheek is my mom
but
God bless ur mom but im sorry ken i already did
what cheeks?
"free weeks"?
Mods, ban this guy
You can play gtfo without buying it on weekend
but now it's ended
damn
I'm sending death threats to your family
no wonder I see many newbies when using in-game mm
Free weeks are ended
you only encounter them on sales
Like chirstmas with 66% sales smthing
And yes
This game not for everyone
Me when im hella cute petite and adorable but i act like im violent and filled with anger and wrath:
Ppl likely ragequit before they can even beat r1a1
and statiscally ~10% players didn't beat tutorial
geedorah stomps his feet while yelling all kinds or racial profanities and derogatory insults
nice trap @shut imp
Isnt chatting anither verb for talking
Like 4 years ago
Holy fuck
Holy fuck i can’t sleep fuccccck
Gonna kms
Murder
The bubonic plague
Death
Disease
Decay
The rot.
ah yes, infinite coffee
cant be better right
yes, many will add cigarettes and call it a breakfast
FIRE
Hi, I've been wanting to learn to Speed GTFO For a while if anyone's willing to teach, or even just play.
I'm doing this with the intention of getting a base time in place for every level, maybe bar some r5 levels that I just don't like, and I would love some guidance on how to improve generally as well.
I am down to vod review for you if you want
Also maybe fill in for a person
If you want to speedrun something right now, you can always do tutorial
and ur like talking to the perfect person for that
that would be great, but I cant record on my laptop due to ram
i can always jump in a discord call as well
I did try the tutorial run for a bit earlier this year, its fun and I might actually do that for a bit when I got nothing to do
its fun if you arent going for a 4:06 or lower
discord call would low-key be great if you're available at any point
getting a ~4:12 is a good start, 4:10 is good and then 4:08 to 4:07
I think my fastest was a 4:30 so, probably not
just chuck a dm at me and ill see if im available
How ppl can get to 4:06
nah dw only 3 people have gotten 4:06's
im gonna comburst myself
practice
generally 4:30 vs like a 4:12 is more to do with not knowing strats rather than skill
^
4:12 to 4:09 is getting a somewhat clean run with only minor mistakes
4:08 is a clean run
4:07 is good stamina management + clean run
@pseudo sedge hop in call its time to coach
4:06 u count frames at this point
4:05 u start hating the devs for adding RNG to prompts
4:04 u are a TAS
4:03 hop off cconsole
so me
Tiny Australian Speedrunner
A 4:03 needs you to gain a full second over theoretical best splits stacked
can also always ask on here
This take me like
5 hours straight staring on my screen watching myself running
and 4 second differents
is whole mf another level
That's like marco type shits
We get AI playing gtfo now
S*lver and G**d only 1 second different
glitched prolly
If we figure out how you can make doors intangible its EASY
we might even get sub 4 at that point just from that
trueeeee
anyone wanna try some mods?
autogen
@steady terrace what happening in hsu
Tutorial speedruns
if someone wanna try mod maps, u can add me in steam 1249157253
@pallid anvil
<@&408548765599793173>
Washed TRUE
i want to forget these tier lists 
im not on it shrimp urself
I beg to differ
Actually
No nvm
Remembered a something
qwq smh
i beg to agree
tierlist but its how much i like you
you’re onto something here
nah you’re like the giga carry
r4e1 solo when
trips over and dies
all my gun tierlists are based on enjoyment
The reason they haven't solod anything is cuz they have a 30 min time frame before they need to relaunch the game
TRUE
slendi when’s the sub hour r4e1 solo
trips over and finishes
freaky!
wait no-
hate this place
good morning sniff
My bad ok
Ppl who peal their kiwi are clinically insane
eat the skin like god intended
“i hate texture i hate crunch i hate i hate flavors that compliment each other”
Ikr??????
From the first time i ever saw i literally said “this dodo person is actually smart ngl” im so happy to be proven right
im flattered
I don't like hair in my mouth I'm sorry
there’s a very big difference between hair and the feeling of kiwi skin imo
if it’s in your mouth anyways
shave ur kiwi
The skin of a kiwi low-key tastes good tho
Haven't had kiwi in a while tbh
Next time you do, ear the skin
Remind me in 20 years
You comparing kiwi to hair in ur mouth is…..is a statement for sure.
Can we be bffs for 10 years so u can tell me how u feel about kiwi skin the next time u eat one?
Consider it a social experiment
Sure
I will send you a kiwi
If u can’t tell this gif is basically me petting u moth
Hand deliver it to my bed or I won't get it (been in bed the entire day ggs)
I got that
Bed rottingmaxxing, fire.
If i could chose id be in bed till sunday
yes its a lot of hairs
Buh, get up and get your mail. Dont bedrot when you can eat kiwi and play gtfo
I called in sick just to bedrott
boutta do so much lf that after class omg
I would too, but if i stay in bed too long all my bones hurt, its like a debuff or somin
I have this important thing tmrw I promised I'd do so
Le'sigh... shouldn't do that, I get it tho tbh
Genuinely not the same dude
Im calling in sick for majority of tmrw and prolly Friday to do the same thing
Too much sick 🥀
I don’t have is it Friday thing fuck
what does fuzzy mean
I've been fine for like a month
Surely they won't care if i miss 3 days of school
And surely we are not gonna cover something essential
kiwi skin has a more hairy appearance than a hairy texture imo
I missed all of last week of school, was actually dying
Im half dying
i dont deny it being good or bad but it hairs kdmsmd
eat it whole
It doesn't taste hairy
exactly
Yes
only inedible part of the kiwi’s the stem bit
Look man i can see where ur coming from to some degree but its not the same trust
Edible just bitter and gross
mhm sure buddy
:3
cant fool me
incorrect
you’re right i dont play sports
I play with her actually
My granny called
explode
B b ball ball
Im falling in and out of clouds don't worry ima get it granny
B b ball ball ball
nuke the whole chat
Dw about it
I don't remember it like the stupid chud I am
No it's 4 pm
kill
I was going to murder and discombobulated ur head from ur shoulders and make a deal with the devil to forever curse your soul into eternal hell and suffering in pits of tar and sulfur…but nvm since you apologized
pls kill me
guh
Geedorah you should remove my brain
Ur the coolest chud be habby
Hhabby
Happy
I wanted to use another word but it's automodded and I cba to ss it and send
pop pop pop
me if i had bubble wrap
me if I had pop rocks in my mouth
true and real
me if I had popcorn in the microwave
we r so goated twin
dodo an I if we were fireworks
Needs one more
no
Three pops not two
Icic
how did i know
ye ima gross fat chud
Can someone uber eats me food pls
Im this but skinny
😔
neither of you are gross fat chuds
we are both ugly ash twin
shuddup
I know I'm skinny
WE are chuds twin
damn you arent a chad damn
Start with me
damn can I be that im jus a chud
the "billions must perish" kind?
The Nothing Ever Happens kind?
Those are the two kinds I know
the stupid kind
"nothing ever happens" 
thats me
done that once
Crazy
its tuff man
holy fire
HELLO
Hi there
dr fauci, give us vaccines
ARE THERE ANY GTFO GAMERS LFG IN CHAT THIS AUSPICIOUS WEDNESDAY MORNING OR EVENING
.t lfg
Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.
If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.
You can check the lfg channels
I DONT KNOW MAYBE GO IN THERE AN FIND OUT YOURSELF
What about noon
it's that time of the year again huh
THERE ARE ALOT OF PLAYERS AROUND DIFFERENT HRS OF THE DAY SO DONT BE DISCOURAGED
caps locks hell
I am CHOPPED thoughbeit
I USUALLY AM ON DURING WEDNESDAYS IN THE AFTERNOON AN NIGHT
If you have any questions related to the game you can ask
Chudette new word invented?
glhf
No moth
WHAT TIMEZONE
@sudden pawn what's your avatar decoration from?
ITS FROM MARATHON
I go by chudette now
i figured, but i didnt see it in the shop or quests
a random artist i found i forgot to @ in my bio
And i go by CoolShades #1 Red Syringe Hater
thx for reminder
your avatar decoration not your avatar lol
PST
ooooo the deco
marathon beta
or alpha sry
nooo so you cant get it anymore?
We gtfo players dont have reading comprehension
don't believe so
fucked up
We dont read the objectives
im doing a group project rn an got shit ass sleep
active reading
Then go to sleep
watching first playthroughs where people dont read the warden text on screen pisses me off
ye lemme do that in class rn
Depending on what class, lowkey optimal
We gtfo pubs dont read objective stack and walk around untill we find an alarm that we get wiped on
id be astonished if you could
Salutations Chuzz (chopped + huzz)
shut up @sudden pawn
what thats what i am
lfg any E tier duo speed
you mean thank god for sky
the big P is kinda tuff
rest in peace sky
fly high brodie
zed milking sky
doing what now
a shame
idk insert political cartoon of politician milking an anorexic cow
they probably do that ye
gtfo chat was a mistake
😭 😭 😭
"baabe wake up it's time for your daily duo e tier speeds"
this is true but for different reasons than you think
id maybe play e2 duo later but dont expect speeds if you want zed
omg i will teach you the duo route
sure
we're going to die
me qnd syntav passed reactor but I had hel rifle so it was easy
the lize gets it
but we'll boot cconsole practice first to make sure it's like
not terrible
jamie reactor will play
a bit differently
than you're used to in the speed
ill watch your run before I shower to see if its what im thinking it is
i don't think you get to run hel rifle in the speed either
don't worry zed, jamie is like #1 NA sawed off spammer
stop
um the worst sawed off player ever
which I didnt even think was possible
cuz sawed off is a point and click adventure
hi?
we died in such a dumb way on second nightmare 6
"syntav i need an ammo hit, I'm out of sawed off"
the og basement
I just didnt think to use hel rifle
nm6 part 2 also
hel rifle in that situation is like a sawed off with 5 bullets
we go r5e1 i think
PLEASE don't make me play ogr4e1 right now
splitting ass
tfw stealth scans
What’s wrong with OG r4e1?
it is an interesting experience
your hack locks take 5 years to open
tank is op
small s scans take longer
code search is harder zones with less res
mines don't work
but you have
the sniper sentry
oh and bio sucks
what did i do .. :( ?
Before stealth scans: +50 😃
After stealth scans: -10 😥
should've played better
that is not how that works
back 2 tha streets
@mellow hedge give it up
but but like high pen hel revo
😔
i get it ill keep playing tetrio
shut up huzz
oh
dont make me put you in d tier
zed what you doing in tetrio
sprint or ranked or what
you were flaming my ass that whole mcsr session
ohhhh
tbf that was probably the worst session of my life
I played a bit of tetris im like kinda ass
oh okay fuck
my sprint pb was like 1:05 or something 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
dubskis
everyone is bad in the beginning
and some people never stop being bad (me)
me when sarcasm
sorry for being late i went to grab a drink and clean my braces
wasnt to you
I picked up tetris effect connected but its handling feels weird compared to tetrio
awh alright
i know urs was a joke
one day i will ragebait you (again) 
you have entry delay and no 0 arr so yeah
and you won't know if i'm genuine
you will get the honours of my first block maybe
I cant keep up the speed at all in tec and also the visuals in journey mode pmo
i dont block people
scoring on anything feels rlly weird
you'd have to be like spamming p0rn in my dms or smth
don't need to block someone if you bully them out 
im not blocked tho??
you kinda NEED to keep das pres in tec to have any speed'
guhm
unfortunately i only have good taste so if i were to be sending artwork in DMs it'd be too tasteful
umm
tbh the only tjing that attracted me to tec is master mode clear
go for m30 im a believer
if its not eipril foss I DONT WANT IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
https://cedb.me/game/d28e20d0-b092-45c6-8c5b-25e448b09215 like someday 🥹
there are other good furry artists
m30303 someday
stop gooning in general
well what i wrote was auto modded so
w
hmm
send ss i wanna see
all due respect, this is #gtfo-chat not #general
I thought u said April fools
xd
might as well be general 2
like why would u want it then
i dont search for freaky stuff anymore
The freaky stuff searches for you
uh oh
put the sawed off heavy ar in the bag
frosty
melt your face off
when
Frosty
Gay sex
When
you have to get rid of the competition first
my favorite long kite simulator
ladies ladies ill get to all these as some point
Yaaaay gay sex
cricket cricket
thats all folks
this fucking guy
goat
has the audacity to bring me back to speedrun r4e1 quad
then stitches me up
Yes windows
Thanks for the informative error
optimal
install hannah montana os
Running bclk at 104 with ram at 6200
ohhhh thats how the reactor works
Oh god
most breedable
thank you for your time
Tgb
Opinions on schaeffer?
he died in a non bbc level, a tragic fate imo
opinions on r5b1 error
Unironically a cool error
which schaeffer are we talking about?
an error which allows you to max out the enemy cap with big chargers, probably the second best error, only beaten by the r4e1 since the r5b1 is quite short
Well we both know that schaeffer is better than schaeffer
So OBVIOUSLY schaeffer
too bad both died due to shower
chuddy
I do it out of love frosty
thats so nice 🥹
whats your favourite part of dauda's body mine's the neck
my favorite part of Hackett is all of em
aren't you in a run right now how are you talking here in chat as well
Handsome Hackett
alt + tab
Lmao
Oh right ye
What run
Also, is strim?
r1a1
make your own gameplay shaking my smh
t-nenpi school of solo gtfo
balls
Yum

two monitors
welp, time to tackle R4C3 after I eat
Frosty about to catch these hands
(Those hands being hafumis)
dodo an I do that all the time in here
no nsfw in gtfo chat mod ban them
the chargers are coming (every 45 seconds)
I am the charger scout
o ya tru
b-but it's a hsu scan that triggers error
carry the hsu
jus take the hsu to extract dummy
true
the sentry and the mine deployer, they approach from their elevator with a sense of purpose
is this anything
c foam is soaring!
THEY ARE PLAYIN WITH THEIR TOOL REFILL
THE FOAM IS SOARING
zoinks
scoob
used the zinc pills in my tool refill pack to give my CFOAM a lil more SPUNK
thats me btw

wot de fuck
me when I drink a sprite
w artist
thx
too bad terraria vs stickman is no longer a thing
I wanna be destroyed
🕯️
🕯️
Gods first day in office
turn off drop item mod xD
someone should make a mod where when you open a box it can have evil spiders everywhere @sudden pawn 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀
open a box and a baby striker will lick you
Spiders are nice
thats why I had to specify evil
an they jump on you an crawl all over you
this but a swarm of ants
Hi voxy
are we cooked???
max stam simulator
nice boosters
Half of them aren't even active
what flavor of boosters are they
human proximity on them so they were active in combat
the yummiest one of them
also fuck this secondary we just cant get over the alarm in it
is the level playable with the moderate fog? we cant do the extreme alarm at all
playable, sure
i would recommed at least 3 sets of foggies for remainder of main objective
none afaik
impeccable
what is blud saying
yeah doing the class 7 is actually the best way to play it
you just bring foggies
the boosters have activation requirements
yeah but its like saying
like
it doesnt matter cause they arent using them right now
idk i just thought it was a stupid comment
real
my team spent like 2 days stuck on the extreme alarm and we finally beat it thanks to a sniper sentry locking onto the tank and killing it outside the room
common sniper sentry w
exactly vro
society is just too woke for my epic opinions now adays
Can i have one example of those epic opinions?
ye in our run tank came in we foam him and our scatter guy got eaten by snatcher
what about your 2nd and 3rd scattergun players
we tried the strat of throwing 3 cnades on the tank for a while but someone would always miss and begin a death spiral
so we just started ground foaming instead
we have 2 hel rifels and machine gun
if I had to replay it again it would probably be much easier with multiple scatters
iirc we only had 1
team the actual strat for the class 9
is to foam mine the big door outside
and when it breaks (you can refoam a bit) you have JUST tank snatcher for a bit and can just nuke them
and then you can close small door and mine foam that for rest of alarm
swap mg for literally anything else and you'll have an easier time
hel rifle(s) are good
ye i even had 27% special dmg so i can one tap nightmares
you can onetap with tumor hit regardless but ye
it's REALLY REALLY good with that booster
don't worry my aim sucks too
MGpasta
And Not even @slender flare ?
Have you lost all your culture playing with newgens?
alr noted
btw this is like just a ragebait post
its sentiment is true but its not factually correct (chatgpt trying to guess what gtfo is about)
yes
I'm officially washed
me when i take a shower
I don't like showers
stinky
team i created a tierlist based on the pubs one
the stink factory
dropping it tmrw during the day
😭
make a summary of everyone
you did what now
...
an read the summary and boom
and how did it do that
now we got a tier list
just do it normal vro
theres some people i dont snow on the tierlist
itd be funnier if like everyone was listed
so dont include them 😭
name drop them
uramages
wolsk
xenith
y
people like that
i dont snow
im too much of a newgen
yes
Ura was a vtuber streamer who since changed name, did some solo stuff in og r4, was pretty good
wolsk is another vtuber streamer, but not as sharp afaik
Xenith, xenith is cool, i'd chill with them
Y
Y is funny, fun when he's around, normally with people like Jack, Beth, lea
wanted to add edcrab to the tierlist but bot didnt fetch his pfp so cbad
we all know where he would be
oooo wait i forgor a guy
moth making a hitlist
🎲
impeccable
thx dawg
never too woke for gtfo tho
i love having a cooked ass sleep schedule
do you want to be included?
Reading this at 12:21 am
and @sharp condor do you?
Whara do 😭
pub tierlist
thats rookie hours
add me
oh sure include me
im in Z
Zzz
no
thats me rn
ur in S actually
erm
dodo can vouch
its joever
next to solace
sniff a S-tier gigapub
guess whos also s tier?
dodo
im like F tier wdym
dauda def S+ tier
D tier
i've seen the tierlist
😭😭😭
more room for me then
you're gonna need all that extra room
istg if ghostly tells me he wants in im kms
its so bad adding just one more after having a png of it downloaded
@pure belfry you know what to do
im jumping
is this about the skill tierlist
im in zzzzzzzz+
pub tierlist
ur in F next to fody55 and frosty
im getting groomed
hes placed where he should be
wait this chud's in my dms too lmao
Oh this dude also sent me friend req lmao
just block them
<@&408548765599793173> get this guy @atomic karma
also lowkey thats not even the same age they gave me lmao
THEYRE ATTAXKING EVERYONE
why chud he wants friends ( totally not pdf ) :c
their loss
Ur gonna beat em up
nooooo i wanna troll em
its their gain..mm
They never choose us :'(
ik.....
I should explode
did it work
@earnest forge damn you for stealing my brownie recipe master
your chud aura is just that strong
btw ur in the tierlist
tierlist of what?
my ugliness jus make people not want to interact with me yes
pubs
u just got demoted to Y tier
Everyone and their grandma making tier lists now
next to zed and ztriw
jit going alphabetically
Who dat
its Y and yonih2001
goat is in A tier
was thinking about I or T tier ngl
not dropping which tho
those who snow
cuz the first part of their name is androgyny don't think you slick now
Na bro you’re like ŵ tier
put me in needs to explode tier
how it felt to read the tierlist
😭
Forsaken:
.sob:
yuh huh
to read anything moth sends
.sob:
okay
If sun flower seeds were hard core drugs
