#gtfo-chat
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yeah no this chat has Waaaay to much history
it's almost been 2 years since he graced our humble chat
the week I joined the mod team was the week Badger got banned
which was
interesting
I don't even know who Badger was tbh
rest in jugger...
wait ik that guy
yeah it's peter parker
thats what im sayin
Omfg and that one person who dumped thousands of alt accounts
Just to grief
That shit was CRAZY
Judy was it?
never really knew about them
actually thousands?
WHAT
There was like a day in January that they made THOUSANDS of accounts
that is wild
peak unemployed behavior
And we could always trace it to that date, a recent join, and them being reported for griefing
unemployment final boss holy
It was fucking insane
Peak schizophrenia
There was one clip of bread in R3D1 screaming with a billion mothers
That was Judy
gtfo today
forever lost to gtfo-media
Look in general dawg
probably not there anymore because media was deleted
I loved that clip…
honestly privating gtfo-media was like burning the library of alexandria
Yeaaaaah
the ball pit
i’ll play r7c3 with you
same
Idk why it’s not read only
the WHAT pit
ooh a ball pit!
I wanna play that w him cuz he said it's ASS
actually managed to wake up at a reasonable time
where is the gtfo lobbies
But idk if I can today
not one of my favorite levels
yeah okay gimme a few minutes I’m gonna do something with swag
we still need a third
knockoff show
fuck
me me
we have all 4
I'm gonna knock you off a shelf
stev’s not playing
I'll see if I can
Cuz school shi I gotta do
I'm fine if moth ain't there and we chill
is stev a moth hater
anyways imma get out of bed and eat something then i’ll be on
media will be missed
Yummers
guys what is gtfo media?
slightly different reasoning there
the creature of the lake is angy
No he just REALLY doesn't like me for playing with him once
So I just fully gave up even trying to play w him
get out of something (HSU) and eat bed
did you kill him
irl
No?
also once im done wjth legs ill play
i'm on my chair waiting for something to happen
can we share a hsu together 
Hiding the DS under the life support unit when the Warden comes to check my HSU
this might be the play….
thats what im saying man, schaffer is only pissed at the warden cause it found his ds
Could you fit 2 ppl in one of those?
only one way to find out
Ds racism
So like no
maybe ill get on later but you have to convince me really well to play 7c3
I think we have 4
im so cool I take yp 2 spots
yeah 2 spots on the school bus
yeah fuck that level
Racism grrrr
i've never seen a school bus
im so thin i dont take up a spot
you want to do WHAT to that level
i hate that level
IS EVERYONE FORGETTUNG I EXIST TODAY VEO
i've never downloaded gtfr
it can die
I know you exist im replacing you
👎
Sounds fun
I remembered 🥺
i do like the henrikkson dialogue tho
mainly because i dont have the correct ver
Who are you again?
Surely it cannot get worse from R4C2 lmao
then youd be taking one spot not too DUMBASS
oh hey eva
im waiting to play cell skip with you friend
blud said too
thank you eva for the commitment to the bit
oh right i still need to cell skip sometime

IM DOING CARDIO ITS HARD TO TYPE
shut up pub
fartio
I hate everyone
Stealing that gif
Then stop typing bruh
bi bhate beveryone
chronically online vibes
I drank the stew of malice an anger today
Shut up not a pub
I drank the trolling stew
the stew of LOL
we will be sniping luqualizer in cell skip
I thought that was the 2019 pokemon clone for a sec
The stew of pure joy and whimsy
I forget what it was called
don't do that
sending my idf hybrid soldiers to snipe luq at class as we speak
man its happening
I drank an eepy stew cause I slept thru the whole fuckijg day 😭
I pubbed with some weird people today
One guy was constantly trying to steal res and kept missing scouts
Another was litteraly ancient (like at least 130+) and was talking about some cat game
And the last one was rly weird. I think they were ginger AND upside down??
if someone instead of typing "lf3 r3d1" just typed "lf3 3d"... are u legally allowed to scatter them?
whatever. go my hybrids
waaaaiiiiitttt Ik the old dude
been around since like 500 bc
The first one is not weird that’s your avg pub
Lf 3 dihh bro who says that
most people its morally correct to scatter them
Cat game might be Mewgenics
New game by TBoI dev
winner winner
Ah fuck
Gameplay
the tgb scout gamble incident
i’ve been tomfooled
we only did a quick lil run luckily
my fault gng
Like a 12 min one
perhaps a record
And won right
mayhaps
Man i wish i could still run pubs with the europeans
couldhaps
timezones suck
though we will rerun again
Frosty and tgb were slow goofers smh (I dont blame them)
these damn euros going to sleep at normal hours
no i just don’t have weekend free time
we've been running frosty through cell skips all day so its probably y
I work Friday/Saturday from 11:30-4:30
FUCK europeans man
Nah it was just awful zone for cells iirc
we were just playing gd for 2 hours in a call before he left to play 5c2
Your group is on a 13 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 3/6: @tiny mist
I saw the vid they had to stealth B cause of 2 shadow bigs
gd?
that is tru vro had a scout an at least 30 strikers in a room
geometry dash
Makroo was playing
ah
ts dank 🅱️ruh
Its funny knowing r5c2 could go sub 11
on a seriously good run
sub would be crazy
Sub 16hours
me and frosty talked about it and we want to play the shadow zone even faster and we know how
For all levels
the humble scan an room rng
Is genuinely possible
completion points cod points check point capture point
yalls shadow zone pisses me off since its too good
I feel like if I tried to play GTFO right now, I’d attempt slam storage and just die
jus save ammo LOL
go into the shadow zone just to fall out of bounds from the cell location in the far back corner
nobody takes that
How many hours do you have in the game?
suboptimal zone
GTFO or Ultrakill?
GTFO
1700
I have 400hrs
Holy fuck
let me lie in peace
lie in agony
im trash so I have to lie about my hr count
Tbf a decent chunk of that is modding dev time, maybe like 200-300 hours
just say you got like 10k hours
I have 46 quadrillion zillion million hours
but im trash so I gotta go at least 500hrs lower than what I have
we will probably have to stop pulling B entirely cause something always screams and then the enemies in the back take 2827434 years to reach the door
Blow them up
I have more hours than there are hours that have passed in the history of the universe
botted hours
no ..
bro is travelling close to light speed back and forth
but no I’ve been playing way too many games with movement tech and I would absolutely fuck up in GTFO
im the quantum striker
bro is bro when bro is bro to bro
she said as she was about to play Phasmo tonight
phasmo is fun
idk i played hyper demon for like 300 hours before gtfo and I think the transition was fine
never got to play Phasmo
I am the hybrid
they added Obama
good heavens
the 3 new ghosts i dont like
I don't want to do apocalypse 3 anymore because of them
1700 isn't that much
I don’t like the obama ghost as much because it’s just the switching, but the Gallu and Daniel are cool
Yeah very true
I got a steam friend with like 6k
who tf
I dont like whichever one speeds up via player movement for specifically apoc
Admiral Orange
hm
I think its good for 0 evi or professional gp loop
never seen orange play
not anymore lol
I don't know at this point
I am the hyrax
I gotta up my time in gtfo
Pretty sure Eva has like close to 4k
ye get to 500hrs like me
vut ive no lifed it for how not long ive been playing so maybe I actually need a break
idk 500~ hours in like 3 months is kinda crazy
Dude I put 700 hours in terraria after like maybe 2 years
then like 800 the year after (modding)
I barely work and dont school and all my friends play this 😔
500 hours in 3 months is like insane grind
ive been playing like hard core alot since September or August
an i have like a little bit of hrs
tbf a lot of it is idle
before I realized the game breaks if you leave ot open too long
smh con artist
:(
technically I only have like 700 cause I window shopped lobbies with game open
so im like pub
I work and slept a few times with the game open
did someone say terraria
This is why so much of my time is legit
REMMY
Because I found that out VERY early
holy
I have a couple thousand in terraria
Holy fuck
need to play the new update
i dont have a single game on steam with that many hours
off steam sure
It’s SO GOOD
REMMY SAY HAI RN OR ILL GET ANGY(sad)
SUMMONER HAS DOUBLE THE WHIPS
How tf actually
terraria is so mindlessly grindable thats so not crazy
Yeah
finish those achievements
fake no lifer
like 5k is middle of the road
The only reason I have 700 hours is cuz I just loved to mod the living shit out of it
ghup
im pretty sure I also need to catch up
flexing playtime hours like they're prison tattoos
Me who has 700 purely playing
yep
wait does TModloader time stack with rhat?
Yes
How does that time work
flexing not seeing the sun is kind of crazy
Oh wonderful i have 1000
what a world
you must have wonderful skin if you have 5k hours in any game
I have over 1k in destiny 2
let's see Paul Allen's hours in GTFO...
Y'all got more hours in ONE game than my hours of literally every game that I own collectively
just play geometry dash for an easy few thousand hours down the drain
that's good on you
my most played besides terraria and GTFO is Satisfactory, followed very closely by Helldivers 2
Middivers 2 ||/j||
Thank fuck I am not that terminally online
gtfo makes your skin nicer
Hell divers ain't so bad atleast for me
hey don't walk away! this is a perfect opportunity to engage in ragebait!
no
Too busy listening to Ultrakill music
The average discord conversation
hel shotgun is bad
I actually haven't played latest ultrakill update
Might have to put that on my checklist of elite gaming
i havent played ultrakill since they added that new difficulty
I haven't played Ultrakill
Finland is something lemme tell you that
its peak tbh
Been playing noita rn and holy torture
if everything is peak... nothing is...
It’s so fucking peak
Like genuinely
I adore 7-4 so much
I need to play that new UK uodate
I’m lowkey scared to go back to brutal
Finnish people make the craziest fucking games for some reason
I did almost all the brutal p ranks a year earlier, I’m so rusty
Ultrakill was really good from the beginning atleast from me
cruelty squad, ultrakill, noita, fear and hunger uhh
Lawnmower game
I forgot cruelty is finnish
But yeah play fraud
noita is top tier tho
Don’t get spoiled
Dude I despise getting spoiled in any game tbh
Fear and hunger has to be one of the most diabolical games
Yeah I should play fraud
To exist
thing happens to character
No way bru
my favorite game of all time
I have a close to 30 hour run which i finished
Trying to get the 2 major quests done
erm
That are actual pain in the ass
sun quest is so fun but damn it takes a while
stev teach me
Bro did prelude and dipped🥀
how do I build wands
Yeah that and the happy ending
(Psst just say you were speedrunning)
use: chainsaw
wawawwaawwaawaw
go to: the tower
The simplest way really
that one I know
Is to loot as much as possible
Get to your holy mountain
And then slap just a bunch of shit and try it out until it works
And when it sticks keep it and from there try make it fry your enemies
And maybe even your pc
Hämis approves of this statement
What exactly?
ok finally
I love haulikkohiisi
Holo is 200k DPS crit wand good
How much does 38 orb kolmi have hp
And play violence too ig
lol
@sudden pawn should I play kovaaks today
[[R6D2]]
yes wtf
like a gazzilion
See every time I play noita
I medan it's bad if you're going againts 38 orb kolmi
My wand designs are very human
Wtf
yur
at 38 orbs it's 16920719990177
Yeah ofc because the wand I am using is like
Tier 8 and couldn't get anything more to increase DPS really
That's my car wand
rlly out here doing 38 orb without tower wands
I told him to go into the tower yesterday
does it go vroom when you go around the map
he's like "nouuuu nouuu nouuuu nouuu"
kolmi will desecrate you 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@pure belfry @sudden pawn
you guys should run R5C2 
man thinks he's he/him/himself 😭
How do you even get to the tower? Every time I wanted those wands I just opened noita map and just dug throught cursed rock lmao
he will get cooked by poly mage
polyamorous mage?????
NO you FOOL
i do eat his corpse when he dies so maybe
Not really because the moment I shoot once they get like deep fried
Hell not even their corpse stays there
you know hes still a noita newbie the way he disrespects the mages
one day man will learn
If there is a guy where if I get hit once and then turn into a 1 hp sheep
I'd rather just kill him on spot at that point lol
When master of masters spawns them they are my prime target
one day man will become wo-man
🙄
discord mobile is so shit
it was lagging so I reset it an now I cant join back vc cause it says im still there
@pure belfry
can you leave real fast so I can join an kick the old me out
nvm
@pure belfry join again i have a question
What’s the happs in woods?
Wait I see an imposter in flyer
two
Frfr
Team i don’t think there’s a lamp here
Just saying I’ve never seen this place be touched by light
is there any team i can join?
yes there is a r1c1 pub going on rn
you can use the LFG channels to look for teams, or make your own post for whatever level you like :3
if your new itd be a nice one to join
well im new to the game
thanks bro
theres is also another one that is full atm but its got alot of beginners so could wait for that one to open
easy way to get a lobby is to lfg an state your a beginner an would like some help :>
jus don't join edcrab lobby
wtv you do
the one that's set to 3 player slots only or the one that's 4 players?
guess
I cant tell whats set to what since mobile android
thanks for help mate
who’s edcrab
what
Isnt it that one person who just afks in lobbies for hours
they are evil
oke if you say so
no thats bass
edcrab is the ai voiceover guy
genuinely not meet a single person who likes edcrab
i swear he like throws or just says dumb shit out of nowhere
yolo swaggens beef eaters
cant remember but i snow there was something more than just them being ai voice thingy
bruh
but its a roblox link
How do I deal with the blue glowing things without them popping
shine your flashlight on them for a couple seconds and they'll be disabled temporarily
they're the worst thing in the entire game
Ohh so thats what that is
keep your distance and they wont do anything, and yeah just shine your light on them and they disable for a little bit
I see thank you
single cfoam blob also disables them for way longer
Got it now
Also there’s a blue bar on my uh
why do u type in embeds
Hotbar
shhhh, sleepers
have u seen the disinfection pack
the humble vencord

Not yet
I just got here
u will figure it out
Oke
yes it’s Roblox
EVILFUCKINGWALLBOOGER AAAAA
weak
im weak yes
little baby arms
edcrab is fucking there
there u go
i wanted to pub E2
im kidding I need sleep
...
oh well nevermind
which E2?
tomorrow maybs
we had a team ready to go for like 3hrs an you didnt say anything
ggs
idk
there’s one
uhhhh
the last rundowm?
spoillllls
theres only one, R8E2
smh
new it
snower
I was playing with swag am sorry 😭
It’s fucking ggs
should we do it?
Plus I saw yall had a full team sooooooooooo
peak
sometimes glad to not b able to mod
im crying and im very sorry im an evil pub and i shall never play this game again
😭
@devout wolf if edcrab joins im leaving immediately btw
alright
you need a carry moth
frfr
should we do a random loadout challenge?
the silence
im not good enough for that
i need my hel gun to carry me
alright
seems so
Day 71 asking for e2 carry btw
Sorry moth i just gtg
where did they all go?????
yk the zone with the first nm alarm?
i shot a scout
ye
what is he looking at
that was in B
and they all rush into B
then start shooting
go back to A
pull cscout
and then pull a diff cscout cuz doorbreak
ggs
so they all jus dipped xd
"it says gullible on the ceiling" ahh
yea like it wasnt even that bad of a mistake
like the pub was fine (maybe a bit too passive)
Was that e2
yea
Yeah e2 with randoms are miserable
me fr??
Always a guy carrying matterwave projector to bypass terminal
but most been fun
@tacit shoal
@tacit shoal
wha
syntav:
syntav:
syntav would say that
thats exacty what they are called so that was what the meme was for
yessir
Im stupit
its okie vrochacho
fwends
Blud said new
none as old as kenny
Actual unc
👋 heyo
hii
which are you doing
yeah thats a rough one
Bro playing
Im playing
guh
scary level 😳
Why this lvl
duo record i'd assume
it is record correct
It actually doesnt suck?
it's kinda chill honestly
I just wanted to revisit my run that I did a while ago
cuz it was aight
Really
Cuz im a really big hater of r1d1
Since that lvl makes me fall asleep as soon as i drop
play it fast and it's aight
Yeah just gotta run with speed
running speed solves more than half the problem that lvls have
^
you only need the ammo from 2nd zone
and it either spawns in A (and person in gets it while other person cleans up wave)
or it spawns in B and you get it during alarm
makes sense
the last ammo required is for shutdown alarm and you can overlap that with sec door opening + command just having a ton of downtime before scans start
also res in that zone is front weighted
was just curious if you have to quick sweep a side zone or not for ammo
so they usually spawn in A
I dont remember 1d1 spawns I havent played it since initial clear
@sudden pawn get on your pc lets watch andor
thought the r1d1 duo speedrun would still be scan rng dependent like the quad one
blud is in bed
ohhhh youre on pc
it would be
it is
scans are everything in that level
lovely
it's scan rng but
there is still timesave from just playing faster compared to this run we got
with good scan rng it goes sub 10 for sure if you play well
surely there are two other gtfo autists who compete in the duo category
Hah
logless probably not
im helping pubs rn hold on
thats ok id rather help pubs than watch andor tbh I havent played gtfo at all today other than r1a1 solo
i dont think anyone else runs logless
a good reset is always good
it is time to play modded slop
yeah otherwise why would it be s good reset if it wasnt good
Breakout speeds 🥀
play aberration
get your clear so you can say you beat samdown
i don't think samdown means anything to these people
time to get free duo logless wr on some random lvl
the relevance is gone
T2D2 in access still gotta be harder
like the base game itself
samdown seems almost slightly interesting bht I also couldn't care about anything modded
oh to still enjoy vanilla
every time I try something modded I just wsnt to play vanilla again
real asf
otterly ridiculous
your opinion is irrelephant
don't worry i was like this until like
2000 hours
and now it's like
mmmm modded mmmm more mid shit to get a clear on and lose my mind over
My biggest problem with modded is that I have to relearn weapon stats and meta
I dont care about clears i want to Go relatively fast and get better at getting faster
hard clears stopped beung interesting after solo trials
weaponstatshower !!
Or play good mods such as madness and quixotic
chat can i get a second opinion on this
I mean for modded guns you kinda just
pick the vanilla gun you want to use and figure out which modded gun is mimicking those breakpoints
speeds>mods
doesnt normally take very long
quixotic 🥀
in modded it's still the case that you're speccing into wave clear or boss kill
and you just have to be able to read numbers and figure out what guns are what
what happened
@stuck fractal still wanna andor or wa
average
i mean i only played the reverse r4e1 level but the tiles for the alarms were HORENDOUS
yeah im eating a banana then going back upstairs
like actually turned me off so bad
do i have time for a r1b1
i was also like this
and then i speeded
and speeds are mostly uninteresting because at some point going faster is not actually more demanding of you as a player or more fun because you're just praying you don't have enemies in your way
or that your scans are better
Ill be honest and say that quixotic does have some bad lvls
can i play....
new runs are still fun to play for a bit though
we have 4.......
But most of the times the lvls are good in my opinion
brooo lobby expansion
sure
what lvl?
lemme reset room
pub
Tho not sure if Amor is going to be interested into reworking bad lvls unlike ThySus
if you want me on i can play too
tbf i think they're at the stage where speedrunning is helping mechanics and they're not at the point where rng is the bottleneck
so the game is still fun
ion care
ye
😭
luq is on factorio...
speeds are genuinely good and fun when your skill is the main limitation
mfs when full rng speeds 🥀
YESSSSSSSS
R1a1
i did NOT put like 30k+ attempts into lunch lady maps
frosty speedrun granny 2
@runic anvil @stuck fractal ima make a pub
i was thinking about speeding granny
granny 2 and 3 are more fun
blud who decided this
give me a bit
granny 2 seems kinda fire
idk about granny 3
I like it a bit more than granny 1 cuz I played granny 1 for too long
1 is prolly better
Yeah
low% is cancer
yeah imma just do any% or smth
The first one in the Error is nasty and you either permafoam it or just constantly fire, because it’s not the opposite side of the 2nd alarm which would be in that tile that has the Bulkhead DC on one end and that “pit” with stairs on the opposite side directly behind where the 2nd vanilla alarm is located and it’s the outlier because the alarm after is directly where expected in location
any and 112 are very good
i had an al right time likr 2 years ago on any
yeah i think imma just fucking speed it
i havent played it in 6 months so i guess i didnt really care THAT much about
real
I wish i could play 2D games
Silksong is like fear and hunger termina
I struggle to get immersed
me when I get to the end of the game and im 6k rosaries short of buying items I dont want and are only for completion
so I just dont finish
600 hours jn hollow knight jsut to be bored
actually biggest let down of the century
You can beat a cripple girl in her wheelchair in SS?
WWWWWS
No bc that was already done in HK
Bc Joni
crazy take
jus ditch fact an we got a cs
Less of a take, and more just how my brain works
nah we have 2 hours to finish the game for this speedrun achievement
actually e2
it's grind time
Need a 4th?
factorio players 🥀
Oh lol
Yeah that seems about right
the zoomer striker into mine double teamkill was so epic
we didnt clip the 3 hybrids spawning ontop of a mine either
@runic anvil hoe
@granite cairn jus for you
w sprint aggro
pub
Nah hes a professional gooner
Pluhb?
StopAllAlarms
og
Bro missed the quick time event
hi guys, how do i add my discord link in chat
Go to the right of the vc channel you are in and you should see an invite button, click it and it should show you the link you can copy and use for lfg channels
how do i create a vc channel for a link
After you press Create Team of 4, you wait
After a while, it'll boot you to another VC
That'll be your VC for the session
Scroll all the way down on the side menu and find your profile pic for which VC you're in
And then right click on that VC, select copy link
Which will get you the link for the VC
so for instance rn I've made a VC, it's team 451
ye you made one now
You're down in #329
right click on ur vc to "copy link"
yeah you did it right
My pleasure to help
Do note that we follow EU/NA peak times and mostly surge in weekends (It's been a while and the game is finished for a long time)
I swear I cannot read in the morning
Don't worry, I sometimes can't either
400mg of pure caffeine injected into my arm helps
w gains
hitting double my max reps
what is the usual peak time for this game, it's currently 8:34 pm syd - i did see NYC is 4am atm
I should've checked sort of
i think peak time is prolly like in 6-10 hours
or smth
idk im aus
i dont get a choice
i guess it is what it is for us
probably 8-12pm est
almost like we should make an aussie discord or something
such a good room and level tho
have some more
do mega mom
on my way
nice
she doesnt look that big in the ss
the mega mom
sleepo imposter
Yuh
some say u caked up
miss-using it
sometimes i did the same
abusing my booty, full of cake
Crazy pics. Particularly, I took this one which I like
For a guide I'll never finish
almost a 150 on gtfo yippe
foholo pro gaming
love the reference
I thought I had less time than you?
no the hell
i mean i have like
90 more on pirated so it's like 240
yes me pro 😎
having fun
getting better
helping new players
speedrunning
modded rundowns
You started way before me so I assumed
oh, modded rundowns sounds fun
me, wilt, and another are playing through fatal experiment 2 and 3
its more on the arcady side but its quite fun (and decently hard)
holy shit XD
I Wish Art comp would return
yeah fair
I still have much more to beat in original game to play moded rundowns, but for future +content is cool
only beat R3 on Monday
with skipped r2e1
R4 have lower % than R2, scared to see why
for achievement
but R3 higher % than R2
R2E1 is the big reason for that
Mixed bag rundown. Either boring or fine levels
Last Levels Sort hard tho
yeah, so I am afraid that R4E1 will be harder lol
R4E1 is the second hardest level in the game
shit...
It would be perfect if it was spear instead of hammer
@granite tusk
and which one is the hardest? so I was mentally prepared
