#gtfo-chat
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i used to have a friend who would change pfp AND username almost daily
then they'd dm me and i would be like "who the fuck are you?"
Actual identity crisis
funny you say that...
Okay you dont like gay people? Is that what im hearing?
BE GAY
Nooooo I can’t pet the dog
GAY
Also, a prostate is a prostate
Idk man i like my asshole intact
who said you are receiving?
You can go into me;3
I dont like that, i dont want poop on my penis
I’d clean it for you
You Are So fucked up holy shit lmao
So far every swed i met Is gay or bisexual And you just added more evidence to that
They Are either really racist or gay but Always somehow funny
😭😭😭😭😭
me and frosty be like:
but wait, im not gay...
God bless that mans heart
I HAVE A SHIRT WITH THIS LINE LMAO
lol
Me me me
I dont but im going for it next year
for a car, not an e scooter
Vro wants me to send him a pic of my license
Bros about to get jumpscared watch out
just gotta uhhh, make sure its real
trust
australians being racist
Make sure He sends his credit crendicials
dont forget to send the funny three numbers on the back of your debit card
what a surprise!
it gets worse when you consider im half english
My teacher used to talk about "being proud for white" and "gypsy trying to steal my stuff"
@pseudo sedge
So it's like you have only half of colony somewhere?
My Swedish teacher told me ”there’s something pure about staying white”
it means im more than 50% colonist
In response to others getting tans whilst I’m not
well white is the colour of purity
He is half of a colony and half of a colonist
i should mention mods, thesea re jokes, none of us are racist
Wtf😭
Yes sar we Are only joking
No racists here
They don’t care, if you post cat pics it’s joever tho
only racers
Just dont open instagram reels
My feed is full of femboys
i legitimately refuse
i dont have instagream, tiktok, snapchat, or any of those
i hate short form content
Mods ban this guy
Ofc you fucking fa-
I use insta but for communication
Finally this chat will get deleted
i have snap for that same reason, but only to talk to one of my sisters who NEVER CHECKS HER DAMN MESSAGES anywhere else
There’s been so many bot far right accounts on insta recently
Bro my Snap got banned on first day
I think it was the video of turkish cockroaches dancing to mexican music in Minecraft
Just let your government ban Instagram
Or Bacon.mp4
Well my gov is slightly right iirc, don’t care though since they’re all just complaining about previous gov
Right or left, your ass Is grass
You got people like greta
My condolonces
Taste is like an ass, divided
You can always become russian
OH NO LMAO
Rather be able to speak than not
They don't like public gay stuff
Thats the goverment yeah
You can gay however you like at home
But if the village people find out
ykw, fair
good compromise
my lawyer has advised me not to share my opinions on the topic
Team i just wanna be silly with my friends
Siths have cookies
I don’t wanna get jailed
im becoming a sith now
Im european, i think that speaks for Itself
Silly how
;3
Stretching doesnt seem Fun or silly
Oh it’s very fun
And silly
Man that would release the brown floodgates
Poor janitor
and blood
It would look like a chimpazee painting
i should watch saw again
Lmao i watched saw 3 recently
oooh that ones a good one
Tbh i didnt like it as much
love the rack
That was gruesome as shit lmao
i am unaffected by gore
The father character tho
I play Outlast trials
Im a reagent
Actually if you like saw, you will love trials
It has saw traps but no escape
Hey that bump looks like a deer
Beer Is good but Its not for everyone
i actually sung it to myself last night but replaced a lot of words with car for some reason
here it is:
driving in my car right after a car
hey that car is shaped like a car
car under influence, how about you car
ill go a hundred cars an hour
little do you know, i filled up on car
ima get your car making ass
pulverise this car, with my bergencar
it seems your out of car
CAR
Car
its not really that, i just dont have any gut reaction to it
Team should I get McDonald’s?
20 chicken nuggets was my plan
Want a pic?

You’ll have to ask my master
Ok team it’s time to grab me some chicken nuggies
Well shower and then chicken nuggies
Kfc
Don’t have that in my city
Lame
chicken is overrated
My bad my city is full of racists
That’s it buddy ur being sent to Jupiter
I like the new street food
im not really a fan of chicken
Fair enough
This is one of those bad subjective opinions btw
chicken is good, i just dont like it
there are a lot of things i dont like, but can understand why people think its good or like it
like tons of pop music for example
or watermelon
i despise watermelon
bad taste
Chicken nuggets
Team i got chicken big Mac and a happy meal with 4 nuggies
Nah its very good
chicken big mac is goated
Chikker is also goated
only 4 nugs :c
How does one deal with a striker spawned by an alarm that's stuck in a mother room (we don't want to fight the mother)
in aus we only have 3, 6, 10, 20, and 40
It depends how stuck it is
If its fully fully stuck then it wont scream and you can go melee it
Why do you want to kill it?
If it risks waking the room just leave it
Also what level is it?
r5d1
it hasn't moved at all in ages, we're doing a diff room atm cuz we don't want to go back and risk it screaming and setting off mother
so we'll just leave it and enjoy perma music ig
I think there gonna be an error alarm, so it would be better to kill mothers before they gonna get a problem during the error alarm, or do I misremember the mission 🤔
I only killed the one mother in room A, because if we shoot during the error alarm, she gonna wake up anyways
main ends with error yeah, but from there we run back to extraction and mother is too far for them to spawn in that room, and the doors are broken anyways so they'll just run and not scream
she's in 80c
sleeping moms are so far from main error so
I think you can just ignore her and that one lost enemy
well the mom
I can remember that I had to kill one mom because she was sleeping behind a security door, but maybe it was in another mission and not R5D1
maybe, I thought there is a side zone where I had to get a keycard and a mom was in room A
it isnt always in A, in this case is in C
theres an alarrm close but if u just close the door they dont wake up and ever get alerted
circle is mom, so she's far enough to keep there
then I was just unlucky, but she was sleeping, so I just scattergunned her xD
Unironically, StuckEnemyFix and EnemyAnimationFix ran together. The game’s navmesh is procedurally generated and this unfortunately leaves slices of it on top of objects not connected to anything else that enemies can spawn on, and even if they spawn on the main body of mesh on the ground they can still have failures in the target acquisition logic.
There is no vanilla fix except to go within 5 meters of it, leave it alone, or just kill it. If you run those two plugins as Host your team will never see this again
yeah just let it live
yummers
cuz ofc one of our teammates went afk
hour and a half
dont discriminate
we lost 2 runs to that guy btw
true
just shoot the tank
:3
he'll die
surely
do you want actual advice or nah
we got rekt the first 2 times we saw him
we have a c foam tripmine now
actually two of them
all we know is try to get behind him
and mag dump until he falls
split up
it tries to shield itself with its invulnerable front
but it cant face all of you at once if you're at multiple angles
peek around corners like you're baiting out giant tongues to force a lick
he turns around fast asf too
then go for shots
so you gotta be careful
yep
when he starts turning get behind cover
we have it
on like the door
we can shoot him and then bait him to enter
the mine and just stun lock him
and try kill him before he unfreezes
this should work assuming you're able to hard focus it
double c mine should carry here
do we have to use two?
no
cuz one is on a bot cuz ofc he fuckin took it
Dont shoot a cfoam tripmine
I explained why before
one c mine is enough to foam any foamable enemy in the game
yeah ik
we shoot the guy
then we get him
into the thing
and then he turns rock hard or whatever the fuck he looks like if he freezes
cuz 2nd try we tried to freeze him with launcher and it didnt work at all
rock hard tank 🤤 🤤 🤤
yeah so you know how the c foam launcher shoots globs
the cfoam tripmine splashes whatever it hits with the equivalent of like 75 cfoam globs instantly
and it takes
75 to freeze a mf
cuz we used like 60 and wasnt enough
foam decays
I really have no idea tbh
ofc it fuckin does that
[[C-Foam]]
all I know is foam tripmine is blobs and instafreeze
it takes 34 globs applied to tank instantly to freeze
foam on ground decays too, only on doors its nearly forever
god fuckin damn
mother??
nah mom only takes like 17 globs
the important part of foam tripmine instafreeze ray is that it's AoE
so you could foam more than 1 tank or whatever
it's gonna be useful knowledge for 1 map in particular ||R4E1||
I alredy know abt the horrors of that mission
Ppl told me it has
a funny alarm
I wonder what R4 enemy is the most special one for the funny alarm
hmmmm
i wonder
but in all actuality that section is pretty easy
in comparison to the rest of the level
everything can go worse in this fucked up game
r4e1 was highkey so fun
Untill you have to do the end of main
R4E1 is peak gtfo
yeah the slow section kinda sucks
Early main and secondary yes
Only the end is like boring
there are 2 bad zones in entire level
actual ending is fine
everything else is good
I dont like the infection zones
those are indeed the 2 bad zones
finishing reactor should teleport you to last alarm zone
Definitly
literally just removing one of the zones makes it super fine
but both makes it a big slog
It's just... I feel that they considered those zones as purely for a "Main only" run
because after reactor you're swimming in ammo and don't give much shit about stealth
Depends how you organise the res
I had few times after reactor i was low on ammo with a friend bc we were defending
And the code searchers consumed a ton of ammo
me when 66 uses is not enough
remove the stealth scans ngl, the zone layout doesnt even promote stealthing those rooms so idk why its stealth scans anyhow
totally didn't kill myself with a mine right now
going afk for 4 hours in a 3 hour runs doesnt count ngl
even in a main only run you can absolutely blast a lot of the rooms btw. The zones can be decently interesting played like that, but they are seriously a drag
Freezing tank
made it so free
I jst
double magged with sawed off
and he perished
freezing tank?
R4C1
cfoam
c foam tripmine
yeah r4c1 can spawn foam mines for some fucking reason
are there more mine types
nope
i'm a terrorist i need to know
gotta remind people that one of the devs (fittingly called chad) nuked the tank in R4C1 while having just hit "THE BOMB" hot sauce raw
just cfoam and regular
awhhh
no help, he just went alone. half blind and crying
and nuked it
so
why did the run take 3 hours
why are people hating on chads
especially main only
That's actually a nice question
stev try not to be a 40 year old facebook mom
smh
lol
HII SLEEPO
did you do R4C2/C3 already?
we just did
no
no?
do all the levels in a tier..
we did a
yeah like what
not b
we will we just wanna check them first
do them in order lmao
like get a taste of each r4 tier
you cant get to E1 anyway
everything is overload so idkkk
why r you guys mapping our shit <3
💔
Dont be a scared cat
you dont have to do all optionals. you didnt do sec in R4C1 either 
ok buddy
timmy tuff knuckles
bc doing all the first levels of each tier is mid
we did it all the way through
only reason cuz our friend
and died at the end
the child
fair point i guess
because a 2 man 2 bot team
wanted to see pablo
doesn't do well
I'm starting to see why R5D1 is so high up on the tier list... We're like 5/6 attempts in and man is it long and tedious...
who woulda guessed
pable
eh it can absolutely work
wait i actually don't get it
the brain drags man
that guys just tank
we're STUPID tho 💔
how do you spend 3 hours in main
pablo is the uhhh
it has to be going afk sky
spike guy
our friend
going to a store
for 2 hours
I went afk 
bruh
teammate went afk
pretty much
like... i can see 1 hour if you are actually new (which they arent) and play safe and check out stuff and ya know
an hour is still a lot
yea
but better than three ig
that's all I know about pablo
the expected bronze time is 30 minutes. with 40 being what id expect on a first time main only clear
good
yall want us to stream our R4D1 poor blind attempts??
you wont see him until r7
I JUST SAID THAT 😭
we cleared big mom this time and made our way back to the reactor with fog turbine, but we died on the reactor 
it'd be funny
2h run gone™
ah damn, close
ik you bru
gl gl
can we get much higher
hop in a vc
No, only lower
d1 is my fav reactor tbh
streaming time
ITS A REACTOR
god damn
every fuckin mission is 1
reactors are goated anyhow
whispers in your ear "it's a reactor"
yeah when you only play the first level of each tier lmao
R4D1 ending can be played so funnily in a main only
frfr
sad
though even otherwise playing wave 5 is funny
what, waking last room?
how many waves??
NO IT WON"T BIDEN BLAST
28 wave reactor
😭
it being another alarm kinda spooked us after all that ngl
fucking roblox doors bro 💔
Reactors make bad lag into unplayable for me
good reactors are so fun
@pastel sky not on pc, just watching on laptop on speaker so cba to talk in vc bruh
@pastel sky ima join in like 10 mins wrapping up R4D1 myself
r4d1 is probably the one that i've enjoyed the most
i c
"I see people shooting at nothing while clay statues of the enemies are standing still, why is the timer stuck at 20 seconds and the rest of the team is reading the code" kind of lag
although r5c2 was goated
😭
wait lmao you're skipping b2/3 and c2/3 and just go d1? tf
thats what im sayin 😭
play the levels in order
damn we died at sec 😔
or at least try them in order

ggs
the humble sneaky shadow giants
secondary was fun though
Yeah
Thats wierd
meh
not bad but like
the shadow zones are such a slog
esp with infectious fog
food on the way but if you guys are still playing after I can vc
surge was fun though
@gaunt nacelle we should play smth together today for once 
second group this week ive seen do that
the group who did that in R2 actually had the worst reason
"its the intended path" -> me saying no it isnt
they go "they wouldnt let us play D1 otherwise" ...
meanwhile they dont know how infectious fog works cuz they havent seen it before aside from the mini pit in A1
me too? 🥺
duo smth?
make moth practice for tmrw
tmrw is bingo
can do more ppl if they want
idm
I can play smth in an hour if you're down
weird af
bingo?
team im like throwing in bingo
not entirely sure if that's smth for me yet, we're only at R5 and we all prefer no spoilers or anything yet for levels or enemies to come
really?
most of it should be pretty spoiler free overall
Then lock in
@gaunt nacelle ^^
at least for this one
How do you throw at bingo
yes
im trash
How are you trash at bingo!!!!
gtfo bingo
damn!
will there be a ping tomorrow with info? I'll have a look then
get like a 4 leaf clover
only on my disc tbf
maybe 4 4 leaf clovers
feel free to send invite in dm if you want
hopefully they are a power to the 4 kinda math and not just four times!!!
join general-01 to do live commentary of R4D1's by Stev
im writing thesis introduction so nah
@junior latch surely stev didnt just say its schizzo to have 3k hours on this game
cus it is
you fucking schizo
🔥
Adam, playing this game is like signing up for a mental hospital
Everyone is schitzo
3k soon
30h past two weeks
uh uh
i just have anxiety
and depression
no schizophrenia here
especially when you play solo with bots
i just nearly ripped out my fucking hair
i hate em
bots... :[
@gaunt nacelle alright what are we playing
@runic anvil too
Can do anything before R5D1
and maybe lets use a more quiet vc lol
get medal mod and have moth get some of dem medals surely

join R4D1 rn?
can do
sjoin vc then
As someone who has 150 hours of gameplay with them
It feels like an asylum
they either are a miracle or just makes you quit the game
They are almost never a miracle
Only if they revive you during combat
yes yes
but when they hit sleepers with melee when they have 70 percent ammo....
or running into enemies while you shoot them
If bots are 3 meter range they will start to melee
@pastel sky
started after stev
finished before stev
pub smh
frfr
spear user survived thats why spear is better
what do we play next
e2 surely
lowkey team might be sleep angle
what r
i need to eep a bit before work
there is only 1 e2
r8e2
imagine
this guy doesnt know about R9E2
i can join you if you want
r10e7
sorry IM EMPLOYED
nah its with my usual squad
all good
R20^20Z25343
we're doing r1 -> r8 in order and pe
imagine
(me also actually getting hired next week lol)
poggers
@junior latch what is bronze medal for this run? And where can I see that myself for future reference 
no 10 mins worse than bronze
but medals are only main
ah
thought we were getting pretty good at shooting stuff
we spend exactly 5 minutes from opening sec door to finishing the run
so we dropped into r6d4 to see our first surge alarm
got humbled so fast
😔
need to use scattergun more
cant double kill consistently
search for medal mod on r2modman or thunderstore
otherwise uuuh, idk if its anywhere else yet
reactir keveks are fun
i HATE reactor levels
you dont like shooting?
reactor lvl lwk the easiest objective fr
reactor is kinda fun
R4D1 is fun af
it can be i admit
fuh you mean adamm
but ill never fucking forget
the goddamn difficulty spike in r1
its all fine and dandy then i get absolutely jumped in r1c1
😔
well FUCK YOU TOO
r1c1 is the only lvl in r1 that we first tried
DO IT PUSSY
r5c2 reactor was pain though
where your prior experience in fps
i had the opposite
its peak
i first tried r1d1 and r1c2
the reactor waves are pretty chill
idk check my steam ig
but we almost lost during the run to extract
@pastel sky funnel thru right door next time (leave it open) and save a five use ammo for alarm
and pull alarm quicker
@pastel sky clear the rest of R1/2/3/4 first and learn more of the game imo
or that
like R4A2, A3, B2, B3, C2, C3
(R2E1 not so much)
they cleared all of R1/2/3 besides R2E1 so not that bad tbh
just weird how they're doing R4
z
no its aids
all missions yall find peak is the most cancer shit 100%
It’s so fun fuh u mean
suffering
Did you beat R4D1?
just like r5d1
C2 is peak if you pull alarm before ur supposed to
gtfo players "fun" and normal person fun is very different
Team I’m like
Not even that good of a GTFO player
Me on @runic anvil
:D
does she goon to everything
true couldn't even kill a 200h player
No I do
fair
That’s what I’m sayin
they didn't try again
2nd try 4th wave done
Ur playin rn?
thousands of hours dies by a 200h in 1 shot btw
Damn yall are taking a long ass time
tf no
Btw im not even at 600 hours yet
Lil bro
Fuh no I’m gooning to dodo
btw im not even 300hrs yet Lil bro
not to feelers?
chat i counted and ive officially beat 50% of gtfo duo
i thought yall goon to feelrs
Dodo clears everyday
We do
I speedran too much
Like u don’t goon to them too
like 30 of my hrs are afk unironically
i don't 🙏
😭
so like 250hrs is actually what i have
im at 280 hours rn do you think we'd be able to finish this game duo at 500 hours
with dodo for r5c2
True
I think we trio for thst one
Damn I’m taking my sweet ass time getting thru the game
gotta skill prog
start running duo
thats good though lowkey
Don’t have a duo most days
My 29 clears of R6A1 🥀

R6A1 is my solo level😔
why clear r6a1 29 times
he tried to do some speedrun iirc
Going faster than average
”Tried” got second place
(Being carried)
speedrun an nice cozy lvl
@worn kiln when’s next speed comp I need R7E1 Brazil skip
That cat would make a great taco
"brazil skip"
real
I need to try Brazil skip speaking of r7e1
Does he know?
ive done it without like twice
Lowkey shits hard but not that bad
Fuh u mean R7E1 twice
ive completed it twice
Carried?
I wouldn't say carried i did my parts
I know where codes are so its not like idk anything about the lvl
I jus have more experienced players get the last one so our run goes smoother
It’s time to wrap up my GTFO career
Drop the names 🔥
just get a squad 
Ez gg’s hard carried (I don’t know them well enough to actually say this)
It’s hard when I’m eu with na eep schedule
I'm eu 
first 2 codes are easy as hell to get its jus thr last one thats hella scuffed I wanted kevoon to do cause hes more experienced
cause you gotta go all the way back with all the scouts an bs
Im not good enough to solo
Even though I could do E2 solo
real
the b 🥶
Unlike frosty I’d do it boosterless and seedless so I’d actually get wr
my average solo practice session is going into cconsole with a checkpoint and repeatedly dying to some random alarm trying to git gud with hel rifle
I’ll just try to solo all of R1

anyways, you guys got any tips for r5d1 after finishing secondary and going back + reactor + run back to extraction
Run
Don’t go for lore log
Go for extract
Remember shadow locations, I can send you some screenshots where you can hold/what doors to keep closed the entire run
how do you want me to answer that question
y/n
everything? no
that’d be pretty unethical methinks
I still cant get out of my head that you are into some of GTFO enemies like
I goon to everything dodo does
Don’t tell me you haven’t thought about a scout just holding you down
hybrids, scouts, and big shooters
thats what i woulda did yup
Or is stev just vanilla?
😭 😭 😭
We should like link up and goon together
Would he even have strenght for that
🫃 ?
I feel like those are jst nerves
No love for tank?
Isnt it a she and yes
They thick like calf’s
tanks an interesting case
Yes make a gooning channel surely
i think it could be fun
Team i love to goon to tiger 2’s
but not sure
K i dont get the tank tho
I goon to the veruta
Establish uplink connections
He is like huge he would kill you before you'd have good time
🔥
it’s got a lot of orifices and a lot of tentacles
I can take em
Plus they wriggle so they got some sort of muscles
i think i could make justification for everything but the moms
Stev thinks he’s a detective but this is just common knowledge that we are gooners
i don’t like them very much
Scouts are actually quite weak physically
Financial stability
gtfos been a gooner game along
Shhhh don’t ruin my fantasies
yeah the scouts would be subs
Probably similar to one of my sisters in strength (i can literally throw my sisters)
I don't get a single enemy except maybe the big shooter tho
Like 0 gooner material
You throwed your sisters before??
All shooters are female
true, but i think frank could provide the same stability without it being like that
He has not seen the hybrid pole dancing clip
So true
mom’s design lwk creeps me out
your third eye jus isn't open yet dw
Frfr
would not
Okay this is crazy
Team I’m not gonna goon to babies
Playing around yeah
Thrown them into the pool, or onto the couch
Also had all 4 of my sisters try to take me down to the ground (they failed)
no babies, no moms
Frfr
those are my qualms
4 god damn
How old r u compared to your sisters
What about flyers
How would you even do it bruh
Hard to justify
Its like if annoying orange gave you top like
Maybe big one if ur a com slot
Im 2nd oldest out of 6 total
(I have a brother)
Older sister: 24
Me: 19
Sister: 17
Brother/sister (twins): 14
Little sister: 11
yeah if they were chill w it

i see the vision
Damn big family even the twins that is rare to see mate
Especially with your NASA pc bro
nah i could do it
trust
for you maybe
im different
Team we need to remember flyers are like the size of average American
Mfers built different fr
no shit
that’s why they got game
Fuck you gonna be doing with that
^^
You can’t do shit
alot
tentacles 😳 😳 😳
Older sister has a different dad, so half sister
And my mum wanted to stop at 4 kids. Then bam twins
And accidents happen, and that is how we got lucky number 6
heavily underestimating the power of dodo here
The power of him turning around?
Calling number 6 an accident 😭😭😭😭😭
powerscaling dodo rn
Wow accidental 6 brother
Can at least call one of the twins an accident lmao
”Uhm achrualhjy it’s her”
Do thermals highlight invisible enemies?
Frfr
Yes
yes!
[[Flier]]
kms
Stev are you east eu?
My bad
I never looked at profile
And i typically say "him" or "dude" as general terminology
you’re so fine
Nah we do not care (I think)
no problem
Cheers mate
[[Flyer]]
Theres another one lol
Mate
Serbian Why?
God im fucken aussie
Good girl dodo, gets it after second try
😭
How do you not know u bully ur siblings
flyers literally have a mouth
when will I be called good.....
what are we waffling abt
Hmmmm I see the potential ig
Cuz I have an older brother bro I AM the bully material ik this
Hm i wonder what the rules here are in relation to the c word
Cu..
hop on tonight
When you open the hacklock
Cunt?
Youre such a fucking cunt you know that?
Never understood why that word is such a big deal in places like the us
Yea so stfu cunt
Frfr
good boy, third try
Im gonna choke you out
already planned on it
Three tries to type out a 4 letter word nice one dumbass
waow
me but with reactor codes
Autocorrect exists Mr ”can’t clear R4D1”
hell yeah
6 tries to clear R1C1 with bots btw
Like, i have some american streamer friends and i said it on one of their streams by accident
Its like, somewhat normal vocab here
Aight team as much fun it is tou-saying everyone’s a cunt I have to go
I got solo clear shush
goot bye :3
If they only knew what words we have here😭
need to get some of my r6 done an maybe my r5e1
Goonbye
When e2 solo seedless glitchless no boosters
Fine I’ll skip work to do it
What yo said
Cunt cunt
Said cunt
am so close to being on r5e1
Oh
need c3 and d1
D1 tonight?

