gtfo-chat

[burnt flume]

hm, surprising that automod doesn't care

[sudden pawn]

[runic anvil]

not saying you are zlawg

can’t relate but

[sudden pawn]

wait I dont workout today so I can grab a white monster

[runic anvil]

grab mine

[sudden pawn]

big wins for me today

thats already in the schedule dw

[runic anvil]

yay!!!

[hidden flame]

i do not understand these people!

[runic anvil]

am i “these people”

[hidden flame]

yes

[sudden pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-you-people-tropic-thunder-gif-15281841

[pastel sky]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-fantastic-four-first-steps-f4-richie-the-bear-here's-the-thing-gif-10866717939802756885

[runic anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/noelle-sad-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-noelle-crying-gif-23355068

[sudden pawn]

Noelle from the hit game deltarune chapters 1-4

[mellow hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[runic anvil]

did something similar last night btw

[mellow hedge]

pondered?

[runic anvil]

yeah sure let’s go with that

[mellow hedge]

more likely to happen

[runic anvil]

i do often ponder so you’re not wrong

[unborn mirage]

Pondered ❌
Pounded ✔️

[runic anvil]

hoping and praying 🙏 🙏

[unborn mirage]

I got you broski

[runic anvil]

hmu zlawg

[sudden pawn]

dodo suffering from success

dms be flooded

[runic anvil]

feel free to share in this success

[unborn mirage]

Gang icl I'm 16 💔 lol

[runic anvil]

LMFAO

i’ve got enough dms already

[sudden pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-screaming-then-running-away-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-spongebob-meme-running-gif-14848209682511966800

[quasi idol]

hi

[unborn mirage]

Hola

[quasi idol]

how do i get out

[sudden pawn]

you dont

[runic anvil]

you gtfo

[unborn mirage]

You're trapped

[quasi idol]

but the game told me to

[unborn mirage]

Kill until you're killed

Nah head back to the start of the level

[runic anvil]

slot’s open

hop in :3

[quasi idol]

i have done nothing but kill sleepers for 3 days

[sullen finch]

lets get the fuck out

[quasi idol]

i slightly miss playing this game

[unborn mirage]

Bongo cat for two hours is mad

[quasi idol]

never completed it

[sudden pawn]

[runic anvil]

how far did you make it?

[quasi idol]

i don't even remember

[unborn mirage]

Oi you're in the Elden ring discord too

[quasi idol]

i think i haven't completed a bunch of d and es

[runic anvil]

:3

[pastel sky]

https://tenor.com/view/bombmelon-fake-spoiler-please-bro-i-need-gif-1695352687778633447

[runic anvil]

😱 😱 😱

jump scare

[sudden pawn]

yur was a elden ring nutcase for a long time

[quasi idol]

i mainly havent done r4 5 and 7

d and lower

[sudden pawn]

on my way there after this class

[unborn mirage]

Honestly same

You done nightreign?

[sudden pawn]

ye i speedran platinum for that game

[runic anvil]

🥺 🥺

[unborn mirage]

Bro hmu for duos if you ever want to,randos pissing me off

[sudden pawn]

have like another hr an a half in here

[unborn mirage]

I accidentally got it lol

[runic anvil]

make ts trios

[unborn mirage]

Yessss

[sudden pawn]

uninstalled the game cause I kinda did basically everything so😭

ima reinstall it though cause new update

[unborn mirage]

Deep of night adds mental shit you can get

I ain't gonna spoil but damnnn

[unborn mirage]

Happy to make a little gc for when the three of us down to nightreign if y'all are down

[runic anvil]

actually wait

i’m not sure if i’ve got it on this computer

fuck

[unborn mirage]

💔

That's it no more pounding smh

[sullen finch]

[runic anvil]

aaaaaa!

[split marlin]

the hardest gtfo expedition

[runic anvil]

so true

[sudden pawn]

ggs

[unborn mirage]

10chambers should add a secret Easter egg ending where you just fill out a job application cause they didn't know what to give you for surviving

Then it'd truly be a horror

[runic anvil]

tragic

i mean if yall hop on gtfo then i’d be down but

[pastel sky]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-fantastic-four-first-steps-f4-richie-the-bear-here's-the-thing-gif-10866717939802756885

[unborn mirage]

Will do later

Gonna potentially play some shit with my brother soon

[unborn mirage]

That is indeed the thing

[pastel sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1139642378337140739/1414600148331270245/image.gif

[unborn mirage]

Would

I mean

[runic anvil]

i’m the bro in this scenario

[sudden pawn]

thatll be in today's schedule

[pastel sky]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-get-real-bura-nya-gif-26843847

[sudden pawn]

[pastel sky]

I am suprised this community also really likes this cat girl

[runic anvil]

neco arc :3

my beloved

[sullen finch]

[pastel sky]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-neco-smasher-smash-neco-neco-arc-gif-6362516816494048789

[granite cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/reality-check-knock-knock-whos-there-reality-gif-13506527

[quasi idol]

dakush

[runic anvil]

neco arc nooooooo

[sudden pawn]

neco arc is like THE cat girl of all time

[pastel sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1197726213637148763/1316830629974904933/togif-9-1.gif

R2C2 we doing rn

I am gonna end it

[sudden pawn]

thst ones fun though

[pastel sky]

Ion like perma alarm missions

[sullen finch]

duo a more fun level

[runic anvil]

get someone on either 1) scatter 2)hel rifle or 3) burst cannon

because it sounds like you’re getting fucked every time at the end by the giant spawn

and having insane burst damage will help with hybrids behind blood doors or sleeping bigs

[graceful geode]

having scatter helps in any map tbh

[sullen finch]

knife + helshotty/sawedoff

[runic anvil]

yeah stev’s just been getting cockblocked at the very end

[sullen finch]

ez

[runic anvil]

plus i dont like hybrids :3

[rose nova]

i was trying to think kf some level bhr damn it hard

[graceful geode]

yeah leadless fuel cars are way better

[rose nova]

a level that scatter is not good on kdmskdm

[alpine scaffold]

R1b2

[graceful geode]

There ain't any... Maybe R1C1 but it'd do "fine" even there

[alpine scaffold]

Or b1 I don't remember

The one with only shooters

[graceful geode]

B2 because only shooters

but there can be giants in alarm waves IIRC

[rose nova]

not many

like one two

[graceful geode]

I said R1C1 because due to range you can bring HEL Rifles, PRs and BCs and it's gonna be fine even without Scatter as a dedicated hybrid/giant killer

mainly due to how predictable the spawns are because it's a reactor and the long lines

The rest always has either a mom (bring scatter) a tank (bring scatter) or giants/BBCs (bring scatter)

and sometimes scattering a chokepoint really does a mess

[runic anvil]

the one time hybrids are better is in a car perspective

[sudden pawn]

jus get 6 ids then leave someone at the id in 114 to pick it up when the rest get to extract

the waves will spawn on them instead

[runic anvil]

yeah the deaths to giant spawn is just showing a lack of coordination imo

getting killed the first time because you weren’t expecting it? understandable

once you know its coming though?

just shoot them

@pastel sky you know how to dodge giant tongues right

[sudden pawn]

killing them

[runic anvil]

so true

if he’s just been facetanking them this whole time istg

[sudden pawn]

never stagger enemies jus walk at them an mog them

[runic anvil]

actually my strategy is to turn around and run in a straight line away from the giants without using cover, is this good

[frozen olive]

they expect you to try to dodge so they miss

[runic anvil]

playing mindgames with frank

[sudden pawn]

yes make sure to jump alot while doing it to make your stam extremely high as well

they'll see your going into cardiac arrest an give you a break

[runic anvil]

good idea

frank will come over and see if i need help

hoist me back on my feet and we’ll shake hands before he decks me

[sudden pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1383286674779537448/1404974548838907914/watermark.gif

[pastel sky]

WS

[sharp condor]

we win

[runic anvil]

huzzah!

e1 next? :3

[sharp condor]

nedver

[runic anvil]

was stev throwing

[pastel sky]

R2 is gonna fall down

[pure belfry]

yes

[sharp condor]

ICANTFUCKINGHANDLETHISSHIT

[pastel sky]

I carried

[sharp condor]

nah

no the fuck you didn't

fuck you

<3

https://tenor.com/view/tomascore-horse-angel-devil-two-sides-gif-7377623799321543700

[pastel sky]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-kai-cenat-alsokami-komik-mustard-gif-gif-8559662327962672792

[pure belfry]

now go drop into R2E1 right now

[sharp condor]

can we normalize exploding yourself with mine deployer at the end of the mission

[pastel sky]

idk if I can I have to go get a new haircut

[pastel sky]

that was alr normal

[sharp condor]

yeh

[runic anvil]

you should go into e1 and do the first room & alarm

thats all

[sharp condor]

scari

[pastel sky]

https://tenor.com/view/sonfys-nervios-gif-8896313124420390361

[runic anvil]

first room has like 10 sleepers

maybe a scout if you’re unlucky

[sharp condor]

that's not much for e

at least i feel like it

[runic anvil]

yeah its pretty tame

:3

[sharp condor]

i don't like the way you say it

😭

[runic anvil]

hehe

[pastel sky]

this is not gurd

[runic anvil]

well im not lying about how easy first room is

thats for sure

[sharp condor]

ok

2 mothers in the seocnd room?!!

[runic anvil]

there is stev’s favorite mechanic in first room

[sharp condor]

CONFIRMED?

[pastel sky]

this is gonna be an 3 hours mission

[runic anvil]

18 moms behind first door

[sharp condor]

or mother is 3+ plus only

[sharp condor]

we love

[runic anvil]

im not saying one way or another

[pure belfry]

the only way you can spend 3 hours in R2E1 is by either going AFK or just admiring the scenery before doing the objective

[pastel sky]

dometsky internet is hitting us

rn

[runic anvil]

yeah esp once you get to “the part”

[pastel sky]

its an E tier its gon be funny

[pure belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/tunti35-pain-painkiller-stickmanpain-tunay-gif-22123906

[sharp condor]

wym admiring the scenery

[runic anvil]

doing fuck all

[sharp condor]

i hear this as i'm loading into the mission

[runic anvil]

and not playing the level

[pastel sky]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-fantastic-four-first-steps-f4-richie-the-bear-here's-the-thing-gif-10866717939802756885

[runic anvil]

oh are you running it?

have fun :3

[mellow hedge]

how confident are you

[sharp condor]

thank you kind miss

[pastel sky]

we GOTTA beat this

[split marlin]

e stands for easy

if not then ppl wouldnt be able to solo them

[mellow hedge]

they CHEATED

[split marlin]

real

[pure belfry]

friedchicken.exe

[mellow hedge]

so let me get this straight 🤔… you guys unironically thought this dude was a good player? 🤨😂 pfft. he’s not “skilled,” he’s just a super seed cheater 🌱🤡. literally all his hours? afk’d 😴📉 (super seeding like it’s his day job 🙄). his “world records” 🏆? just rng lottery 🎲🍀 👶.

meanwhile, me 😌👌 — a real speedrunner 🧠👑 — doesn’t need rng 🚫🎲. i could grab world record blindfolded 🕶️🎮, one hand tied 🤚⛓️, on a stolen walmart laptop 💻🔥 on neighbors wifi 🌐, running at 2 fps 🐌 while eating cold fries 🍟 and chugging Prime energy drinks 🥤⚡. still win. still wr. why? because i’m built different 😎✨. skill >>> rng 💯 👶👑㊗️.

🗣️ YourMomGoSky is literally ♿ at this game 😂🔥🚷

next time 🗣️ maybe 👏 watch a hani guide 📖😉. actually 🗣️ try beating r4e1 duo 👫⚔️ (and no, your 2-hour clears 🕑🚫 don’t count lmao 🤡). and while you’re at it, stop 🗣️ seeding 🌱 your e2 clears 😂. everybody knows that level’s free 🗺️💡 once you’re not faking it 🧠. 👩‍🦯‍➡️ let me show you how it’s done step by step 👶.

stay mad 🗣️ keep coping 😭 get better 🎮✨. 👩‍🦯‍➡️👶👑

[runic anvil]

cribs are for BABIES

[pastel sky]

FUCK YOU!

[runic anvil]

only BABIES play r2e1

[split marlin]

mission for literal babysitting

why would that be hard???

[pure belfry]

who plays R5B2 PE

[runic anvil]

ngl i thought that babies would show up in e1 because of the name

[split marlin]

clinically depressed

[runic anvil]

at first anyway

[sudden pawn]

YES IM OUT OF MATH CLASS

[runic anvil]

people who want to end it all :3

[split marlin]

baby does show up in r2e1

[runic anvil]

huzzah!

[runic anvil]

oh yeah you’re so right

[sharp condor]

where will the guys even come from

what

[runic anvil]

spawn

or side room

both

[split marlin]

if no 2 room away then one room spawn will happen

[mellow hedge]

they come inside you

[sharp condor]

i think they can't from side room?

[runic anvil]

put me in e1

[rose nova]

spawn and main room counts as a room divider so they are both 1 room away

[runic anvil]

:3

[mellow hedge]

oh god cho saw my message

its joever

[earnest forge]

I mean, I am watching Alien

[sharp condor]

oh k

[pastel sky]

whatever surge means

[earnest forge]

So your message caught my attention

[pastel sky]

I FEAR

[runic anvil]

frosty banned from gtfo for sex joke, so joever

[runic anvil]

nothing

[sharp condor]

ok dude

[runic anvil]

pull it

[rose nova]

:D

[sharp condor]

js pull the trigger

[sudden pawn]

Chipotle here i come

[pastel sky]

Jst slide it in bro💔

[sudden pawn]

alr

[runic anvil]

pull the surge, what’s the worst that could happen :3

[split marlin]

melee the surge to save ammo

the entire thing

[sudden pawn]

tru

jus kite it an dont kill any of it easy

[sharp condor]

SURGE IS EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME?

every single feeler wave

AT ONCE

[runic anvil]

hehe

did you feel the surge?

[sudden pawn]

NOOOOO THE MEXICAN FOOD TRUCK DROVE OFF BEFORE I GOT THERE

[sharp condor]

yes

[pseudo sedge]

next time better stamina management

[runic anvil]

i assume it went very well without any hitches whatsoever :3

[split marlin]

remember to slide to optimise your stamina

[sharp condor]

we celeared

we have no ammo now

<3

[sudden pawn]

nah it was my alarm scan management this time🥲
(class took too long)

[frozen olive]

remember if the line is long you get pen value

[runic anvil]

careful next room

wouldn’t wanna wake the scouts

[sudden pawn]

I turned the corner to where it was ready to get my munch on an they were already driving away was so sad :[

[sharp condor]

we quit

yay!

r2e1 seems funni

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1299937505314865236/1328879865650348044/bounce-1.gif

[runic anvil]

did you get through the 2 scout room or nah

[gaunt hill]

im pretty new and am trying to complete the firdt reactor run but i suck as typing on the terminal fast eno8ugh can anyone help soon

[runic anvil]

hello! what you'll want to do is make an LFG post to find some players to run r1c1 with you! if you've got any questions feel free to ask around :3

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[tacit shoal]

It's fun because the entire level is free except the last 20 minutes

[sharp condor]

yes

[tacit shoal]

(sarcasm)

[pure belfry]

[sharp condor]

sure sure

sure

SURE

[rose mason]

with the typing, you can use the upper arrow on your keyboard ⬆️ or 🔼 and it gonna copy paste your last command you have used but like Dodo said, you can find easily a group to play in the #lfg-beginners channel 👍

[tacit shoal]

Wdymmm

[frozen olive]

we literally wiped in the stealth zone

[runic anvil]

how lmao

[quasi idol]

mfs be calling a e level free

[tacit shoal]

It was duo and we suck

[quasi idol]

but also yeah somewhat true

the ending of r2e1 is bs imo

you have to memorize the damn map

[tacit shoal]

Everything is free if you don't play pubs

[quasi idol]

if everything is free nothing is free

[frozen olive]

i forget but there was a shadow giant involved

[tacit shoal]

I think you missed your scatter or smth and I ran into it idr

[runic anvil]

yummers

[frozen olive]

it was that or one of us assumed it died when it didnt

[tacit shoal]

I missed like 4 scouts in e2 so we are even

You never learn if you don't make mistakes ☝️🤓

[burnt flume]

sometimes in this chat i feel that i'm watching some yellow belts on karate figuring out how to chop people to death

[frozen olive]

i only have like 3 hours you have to give me time

[tacit shoal]

Same I was just born

[sudden pawn]

I was literally born a hr ago give me a break man....

[vernal nebula]

https://youtu.be/S-MdEJs_9Dk

[split marlin]

Just door bug

Every lvl becomes free

[pastel sky]

Jst came back

New fresh haircut

Also tf is up with R2E1

So if an alarm is surge

Just every single enemy spawns all at once?

[pastel sky]

Wym by that

[split marlin]

Spawncap until the alarm ends

[pastel sky]

And its all team scans?

That is fucking brutal at the first room there is 0 room to dodge

[sudden pawn]

hel shotty stagger goes brrrr

[pastel sky]

What are good guns for this except hel shotty

Everything seems dogshit without pierce or high firerate for this

Cuz it seems like there were no giants in surge

Probably lucky or game showing us mercy

[split marlin]

Not always

[pastel sky]

The one we did was all team scans for some fucked up reason

[split marlin]

Hel auto is also pretty good

Anything with good ttk and spam able

[sudden pawn]

anything good stagger an ammo eco

[pastel sky]

Yeah I am asking

Cuz me n my friend

Had like 10% by the end

Idk bout the bots

Like the evil ass alarm bro

[split marlin]

learn to kite

[pastel sky]

Wtf

Wym how to kite

[gaunt nacelle]

Skip to r3

[pastel sky]

If there is

Enemies everywhere

[pastel sky]

We are on R3D1

Dw

[gaunt nacelle]

Learn to kite

[gaunt nacelle]

Funny level

[tacit shoal]

Meant exactly what I said

[pastel sky]

R3D1 also feels like actual hell

[tacit shoal]

Its not a fun design

[split marlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndsqDH5hgaU

[gaunt nacelle]

Syntax is like that one emo kid in school which hates everything

[split marlin]

he tried to be sam db

😔

but its not working

[pastel sky]

Dude ik how to atleast kite the lickatungs and shooters

Mostly hybrids too

[gaunt nacelle]

Frfr

[split marlin]

watch the vid lil bro

thats how you kite

[gaunt nacelle]

Ez pz then

[tacit shoal]

Sorry for hating a poorly designed level✌️

I'll admit they made some banger levels

But most of them are just not fun imo

[gaunt nacelle]

Syntax focusing on the bad parts as usual

[runic anvil]

d1 is goated

[tacit shoal]

Ragebait in 2025❤️‍🩹

[quasi idol]

this was fun

[gaunt nacelle]

Syntax whenever he sees an opinion which is the opposite of his own🥀

[quasi idol]

played some gtfo for the first time in forever

[tacit shoal]

You need to work on it

[pastel sky]

Okay I watched the dog video

[quasi idol]

it's funny that GTFO monetized the unhealthy obsession people have with difficulty

[tacit shoal]

The best rage bait is when you just answer their question but give them a useless ass answer

[pastel sky]

I have no idea tf was happening with the c foam on the ladder just exploding everywhere

[gaunt nacelle]

Nah it’s healthy trust that’s why the community is so good

[pastel sky]

But mostly I get what you mean

[gaunt nacelle]

Just like you

[tacit shoal]

See now we are getting it

[pastel sky]

Just try get their R rated ai to upper part and force them to do like a long walk

And do a scan

Before you get lickatunged

[gaunt nacelle]

Become a furry yet?

[pastel sky]

Nouh

[sudden pawn]

🥀💔

[pastel sky]

Yeah basically rn we are on the two finisher levels right now

The endgame of first rundowns I'd say

[gaunt nacelle]

Btw Stev r2e1 is the beginner E tier

[tacit shoal]

First e tier is the worst one 💔

[gaunt nacelle]

R8E1

[split marlin]

🔥

[tacit shoal]

Not an e tier 🤓☝️

[split marlin]

what about r7e1

[tacit shoal]

Better than r2e1

R7e1 is not too bad

[gaunt nacelle]

I’m gonna spank your thick thighs

[quasi idol]

wasn't it really laggy or something

i haven't really gotten through e1

or was that d1

[tacit shoal]

Damn bruh that finna hurt

[quasi idol]

some r7 level was laggy

[gaunt nacelle]

That’s the point

[tacit shoal]

The ass is for spanking

[gaunt nacelle]

Not for disobedient people like you

[hasty bobcat]

no ure a pub its okay

[pastel sky]

Its still E

Its still

Horrifying

[tacit shoal]

You didnt even give me orders yet 🥺

[quasi idol]

there is a massive difference between someone who knows what to do in an E tier and someone who doesn't know what to do

even at the same skill level

[split marlin]

moth just call him a pub and be done with it

[tacit shoal]

*them

[split marlin]

just call they a pub

[gaunt nacelle]

R2E1 is like what R1C1 is to reactor levels ig

[split marlin]

just call *them a pub

[pastel sky]

https://tenor.com/view/im-from-the-cityyyyyy-gif-4548670119770313438

[gaunt nacelle]

Dont backtalk

[tacit shoal]

Sorry master 😔

Y'know what they say respect your elders

[tacit shoal]

Typing on a phone smh

[quasi idol]

you know what they say

hhAAAARRRGHGHHHH

-sleeper

[gaunt nacelle]

behave slave

[quasi idol]

what's the deal with this master slave RP in this game chat

[tacit shoal]

Your wish is my command 🤤

[split marlin]

gtfo fries their brain

[pastel sky]

What

[tacit shoal]

That never happens wdym

[split marlin]

if you play too much thatll be you as well

[quasi idol]

i did one session after 4 months don't forsake me like this

[split marlin]

its what happens when you pub

[quasi idol]

noooooooo

[tacit shoal]

I havent played in like 2 weeks actually

[split marlin]

stay out of pub and you good

[split marlin]

2 week withdrawal

[quasi idol]

but i don't have privately owned friends

all my friends are public domain

[split marlin]

imagine what itd be like if they start playing now

[split marlin]

i think they abolish that since 1865

at least in the usa

[tacit shoal]

R4e1 pub or let moth go through your phone

[quasi idol]

bothj

[gaunt nacelle]

not prisoners though they slaves

[split marlin]

my phone has a hundred unedited footage of r5b1pe and r5b2pe

[quasi idol]

it's all just a heavily compressed mp4

100s of times

[split marlin]

nah

4k

in full detail

[gaunt nacelle]

ray would instantly give me his phone

[quasi idol]

how much storage do you have

[tacit shoal]

Why what does ray have on his phone 💔

[quasi idol]

do you pay for cloud storage just to host the videos

[mellow hedge]

stroke yo bone

[quasi idol]

gtfo media is dead?

[split marlin]

just mega cloud cause its warcrime

[gaunt nacelle]

he pubbed R4E1 with me, ended with him screaming at the fourth guy ngl

[quasi idol]

you guys overloaded on cats?

[mellow hedge]

yeah

fuck ass moderators

[split marlin]

cats kill it

[quasi idol]

this is what happens

I KNEW IT

[gaunt nacelle]

sam db is the reason

[mellow hedge]

BROOOO it was literally the most important channel

[split marlin]

the sam db incident

[mellow hedge]

i hate the mods

[split marlin]

gtfo spoiler chat is a collateral

[tacit shoal]

R4e1 pub with no experienced player is something I wish on no one

[quasi idol]

cats are literally part of the GTFO universe

[split marlin]

just to piss on the grave of gtfo media

[gaunt nacelle]

i made it clear i didnt know what to do 🤷‍♂️

[split marlin]

but now we get embed perm in this chat

[mellow hedge]

this is something a pub would say

just carry

5head

[pastel sky]

Well there is only one way to beat this bitch which is learn

[gaunt nacelle]

do like R4

[tacit shoal]

Lemme just clone myself so I can go to hunt and reactor at the same time ❤️‍🩹

[gaunt nacelle]

just do a frosty and seed the clear

[split marlin]

just game it out

[split marlin]

CHEATER

[pseudo sedge]

time to MG react someone

[mellow hedge]

so let me get this straight 🤔… you guys unironically thought this dude was a good player? 🤨😂 pfft. he’s not “skilled,” he’s just a super seed cheater 🌱🤡. literally all his hours? afk’d 😴📉 (super seeding like it’s his day job 🙄). his “world records” 🏆? just rng lottery 🎲🍀 👶.

meanwhile, me 😌👌 — a real speedrunner 🧠👑 — doesn’t need rng 🚫🎲. i could grab world record blindfolded 🕶️🎮, one hand tied 🤚⛓️, on a stolen walmart laptop 💻🔥 on neighbors wifi 🌐, running at 2 fps 🐌 while eating cold fries 🍟 and chugging Prime energy drinks 🥤⚡. still win. still wr. why? because i’m built different 😎✨. skill >>> rng 💯 👶👑㊗️.

🗣️ YourMomGoSky is literally ♿ at this game 😂🔥🚷

next time 🗣️ maybe 👏 watch a hani guide 📖😉. actually 🗣️ try beating r4e1 duo 👫⚔️ (and no, your 2-hour clears 🕑🚫 don’t count lmao 🤡). and while you’re at it, stop 🗣️ seeding 🌱 your e2 clears 😂. everybody knows that level’s free 🗺️💡 once you’re not faking it 🧠. 👩‍🦯‍➡️ let me show you how it’s done step by step 👶.

stay mad 🗣️ keep coping 😭 get better 🎮✨. 👩‍🦯‍➡️👶👑

[pastel sky]

Fully clear R4 before 1 level okay that just tells me what this mission will be about

[tacit shoal]

Can we make this a thing where we put people in the worst situations and say "just game out"

Ts lowk funny

[mellow hedge]

honestly tho

[frozen olive]

r4e1 yesterday

[gaunt nacelle]

you need the practice

[mellow hedge]

just clear moms on ur own

5head

[quasi idol]

I die two 2 shooters what do you expect from me exactly

[gaunt nacelle]

frosty im bored wanna duo some shitass level?

[tacit shoal]

Gulp what happened yesterday twin

[mellow hedge]

which one

[gaunt nacelle]

idk

[frozen olive]

frosty had to carry

[gaunt nacelle]

you pick

except E2

[mellow hedge]

no

[quasi idol]

e2

[split marlin]

frosty force him to do true duo

[quasi idol]

Fuck

[mellow hedge]

we duo r4e1 and i host

[gaunt nacelle]

yea thats what im sayin

[split marlin]

[tacit shoal]

Unironically fun ass duo

[gaunt nacelle]

ok frosty i can accept that

[frozen olive]

you dont know that yet

[split marlin]

holy

[mellow hedge]

ok ill do like 1.5 hours of attempts

[gaunt nacelle]

https://discord.gg/5PQNbw9B

[mellow hedge]

cause i have to study

[split marlin]

this is historical moment

frosty hosting

[gaunt nacelle]

team im mute btw 😭

[pastel sky]

Do more surges appear except R2E1

[gaunt nacelle]

its like every level

@mellow hedge family eepy eepy

[tacit shoal]

The stealth auction is fun

[mellow hedge]

shit ass

[split marlin]

just game it out in the exam room

[mellow hedge]

guys duo watch party

[frozen olive]

theres only one level in r5 that isnt all surges

[runic anvil]

:3

[tacit shoal]

I imagine reactor is not TOO bad

[quasi idol]

Idk why but i really like r2e1 despite it being not interesting

[gaunt nacelle]

in gen?

or bishop?

[pastel sky]

Nice fucking game design okayyy

[frozen olive]

that isnt true i just felt like lying

[mellow hedge]

guys come make fun of moth

[tacit shoal]

Evil eph

[pastel sky]

Amazing one sir

[frozen olive]

my pronouns are literally in my name

[gaunt nacelle]

host pub

[mellow hedge]

[they and them]

[pastel sky]

https://tenor.com/view/idgaf-bout-nun-idgaf-dog-dog-walking-over-milk-gif-2247236797704582750

[gaunt nacelle]

cat / dog?

[tacit shoal]

Tbf some enby people dc about sir or ma am but still

[runic anvil]

stev cant read 🥺 no surprise here

[frozen olive]

that is a true statement but my point stands

[quasi idol]

Dude is neutral and that's a fact

So is guys

[tacit shoal]

Agree but if someone tells you not to call them that obviously dont

[mellow hedge]

i call my girlfriend bro and dude should i be scared

[gaunt nacelle]

stev is just blind ngl

[gaunt nacelle]

i know she 🥚 s you

[runic anvil]

yeah but because im going to drop an anvil from a comically large distance onto your head

[gaunt nacelle]

TEAM join the vc

[pastel sky]

I genuinely don't care, mf did not complain before so I didn't really care

[quasi idol]

I'm rule 7

[runic anvil]

mmmmmm

[slow juniper]

what's going on yall

[runic anvil]

not much, yourself?

[sullen finch]

starving

[tacit shoal]

Cranking my hog

[slow juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/pearcat-melcord-pear-cat-talking-to-the-moon-angel-gif-4829756179087742724

[gaunt nacelle]

duoing R4E1

[mystic moss]

are you winning

[slow juniper]

how hard is r2e1 on a scale of 1-10

[tacit shoal]

My hog is lowk cranking me

Thinking about getting rid of bro

[mystic moss]

10.5

[tacit shoal]

If r8e2 is 10/10 r2e1 is maybe 6-7/10

[quasi idol]

r2e1 is just kinda cool

i really like the mine aesthetic

[mystic moss]

ermmm this wasn't on my bingo card

[quasi idol]

it feels like you shouldn't be down there

but for other hard levels that have this lab or office layout it feels like it's made for humans

esp with surge alarms

[tacit shoal]

I'm joking I love being a femboy too much

[pastel sky]

I meeaan everything is now run over by sleepers

[tacit shoal]

Mfs think I like men cuz I act womanly 😔

[quasi idol]

yeah i mean the environment

the caves feel inhospitable

[slow juniper]

omg 67??!?!??!?@!?!@

[slow juniper]

oh cmon it can't be that bad

[mystic moss]

no he meant 6-7

,which equals -1

[tacit shoal]

They*

[slow juniper]

weren't you the only one who

said it

ooooh

ah

mb

https://tenor.com/view/pearcat-melcord-pear-cat-talking-to-the-moon-angel-gif-4829756179087742724

[mystic moss]

beware of the pipeline

[slow juniper]

| ?

[tacit shoal]

Fym 😰

[runic anvil]

you're gonna get piped

[slow juniper]

ps aux | egrep -i "gtfo" | awk {print $2} | xargs kill -SIGINT

???

start LIGHTS_CONTROL.exe?

what ma i saying

pipeline

[pure belfry]

nocranknostart is what im saying

[tacit shoal]

Voxy is cutie it's ok

[mystic moss]

it is VOZY

[mystic moss]

but pronounced "voxy"

[runic anvil]

huzzah!

[tacit shoal]

Fuck you voxelize

[alpine scaffold]

R8C1 Main only is corrupted uplink or normal?

[gaunt nacelle]

double uplink

[alpine scaffold]

Wait

By double uplink you mean 2 normal uplinks or 2 corrupted uplinks?

[mellow hedge]

double corrupted

[alpine scaffold]

ok

[sudden pawn]

its double go fuck yourself uplinks

they suck ass

the overload is that but to the second power

also realized how aggressive that sounds i mean that in a the game telling you that not me telling you that sry😭😭

[tacit shoal]

Can I up my link into you

[tacit shoal]

It's ok to be toxic it's gtfo!

[plush gate]

six seven

[tacit shoal]

Stfu

[gaunt nacelle]

nah you already scattered me

[tacit shoal]

I actually shot you with revo

[plush gate]

hrm nrm this just happened on r5d2 just now...

[gaunt nacelle]

syntax just like shot me and left

legit mid reactor

[plush gate]

syntax error

[gaunt nacelle]

frfr

[tacit shoal]

sorry i hate sweds

[gaunt nacelle]

american moment

[mellow hedge]

literal nicest gtfo message ever

[mellow hedge]

"sweds" 🥀

[sudden pawn]

if i have a reason to be toxic then I will be to people but otherwise I try to be as nice as possible

[mellow hedge]

take notes people

[tacit shoal]

idk how to spell it ive never seen it typed

[mellow hedge]

swedes

[tacit shoal]

ic ic

[sudden pawn]

have had some very irritating people that I jus did this too an blacklisted them so I never play wjth them again

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[mellow hedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/416907525460590593/1412094349831045130/super_logger_jarvis.gif

[sudden pawn]

I have a list of names an pfps in my mind whenever I window shop lobbies so ik who I can try to play with cause I haven't yet or to avoid or who's good

[mystic moss]

the pub database

[near stag]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-marathon-game-marathon-meme-mida-mpreg-gif-5611179454428374220

[gaunt nacelle]

i have one cuz i wanna play with at least one person ik, otherwise its hard to justify talking

[plush gate]

one more time plz

[runic anvil]

that one guy from our r5c1sec completion 🔥 🔥 🔥

the one that wasnt slendi

[gaunt nacelle]

dodo are you still duoing?

[runic anvil]

mhm

[gaunt nacelle]

Astolfo_pensive

[wet bane]

good levels besides r3d1?

[gaunt nacelle]

E2

[mystic moss]

r7c2

[runic anvil]

r4e1

[wet bane]

but like

chill levels

[runic anvil]

oh

[wet bane]

too drunk to do those

[runic anvil]

r5a2pe

[gaunt nacelle]

frosty beat E2 solo its chill

[runic anvil]

so true

[wet bane]

yeah well frosty is like an 11/7

i just want to go in, go pew pew, and have a good time

[mystic moss]

r2c2

[wet bane]

but ive done rd2d2 like every time

[gaunt nacelle]

R4E1 duo

[tacit shoal]

uhhh

e2?

[wet bane]

fuck yeah ill do that one

[mystic moss]

i win again

[wet bane]

every time one of you nerds says e2 im taking another fuckin shot

[tacit shoal]

the FUCK did i do

its a fun ass level

[mystic moss]

everyone else sucks ass at level suggestions

[tacit shoal]

EVEN the pub

[wet bane]

insert incredibly loud incorrect buzzer noise here

[tacit shoal]

ok my bad i have fun because i get to run through rooms and spam scatter to clear

[wet bane]

that was a little harsh my bad coach

however

not looking to tryhard

[gaunt nacelle]

R5B2 PE is a great level

[tacit shoal]

i mean its objectively a decent designed level compared to most of gtfo

[wet bane]

just looking to have some chill with my boys [BOT]Dauda, [BoT}... im not typing you get the point

[tacit shoal]

ohhhhh

[sudden pawn]

ye that mfs been in the list

[mystic moss]

psst i think this guy is friendless

[sudden pawn]

I have a whole ass notepad of names

[tacit shoal]

in that case probably r3d1, r7d2, r6d3 maybe, r2c2

[sudden pawn]

ye thats fair enough

[wet bane]

ive alr done a lot of r3d1 and r2d2, but im trying r5b2

[tacit shoal]

ew what

[mystic moss]

r5b2 is better than r5b3 at least

[wet bane]

im just going off what this lad said

[gaunt nacelle]

it sucks

[tacit shoal]

lmao hes trolling

[gaunt nacelle]

dont

[wet bane]

cause i sure as fuck cannot handle an error rn

oh well its too late

im already here

[tacit shoal]

im so delusional in my mind all r5 levels except d2 and e1 are equally terrible

[wet bane]

and if there is one thing Yahoo (THe browser):TM: is known for it is not being a fucking quiter

[mystic moss]

nah I'm just so og pilled that r5 is fun

[hasty bobcat]

correct

[tacit shoal]

ur so positivity and joyfulness pilled

i need to take notes 😭

[mystic moss]

billions must smile

[frozen olive]

fake

[mystic moss]

fog stealth for bulkhead key is not fun

[runic anvil]

right

[mystic moss]

thunderdome is just waiting

only fun part is the intro

[hasty bobcat]

low-key

[gaunt nacelle]

@tacit shoal im just bored

[hasty bobcat]

why is bulkhead controller

[wet bane]

fuck this level

im going back to r2d2

[hasty bobcat]

dodging

[tacit shoal]

its fun cuz my clear we meleed the tank

[gaunt nacelle]

fuck ass*

[split marlin]

thats why you should run it again

[tacit shoal]

back then was carefree and joyful

[gaunt nacelle]

rather migrate to US ngl

[split marlin]

host migration irl

[gaunt nacelle]

@runic anvil im coming

[mystic moss]

vet moods :(

[runic anvil]

can i see?

[gaunt nacelle]

in real time

[tacit shoal]

lowk need to get back to being positive about this game but idk how

[split marlin]

try modded content

youll get so mad at them that vanilla will be good again

[frozen olive]

play a worse game

[mystic moss]

you fell for the samdb cynicism idiot

[tacit shoal]

i was like that before sam db i fear

[split marlin]

or just go back to grinding solo

[mystic moss]

i took the modded pill and i am overjoyed

[gaunt nacelle]

@frozen olive we got dicked down by tank many times

i just cant duo a tank

ngl

yea but idk how to door fuck

[mystic moss]

close door

???

win

[gaunt nacelle]

vozy plz

im like

trash

[split marlin]

wym cant duo tank

[mystic moss]

sorry to hear that pressing e is a strenuous task for you

[tacit shoal]

playing with vet bums makes me sad

[gaunt nacelle]

vozy if you dont know how to do smth you dont know

:3

[mystic moss]

shouldve watch the hani guide

[split marlin]

arent you hide and seek expert

[mystic moss]

leave your friend group and find funmaxxers

[hasty bobcat]

can you please kill tank with elevetion

[tacit shoal]

there is 1 maybe 2 fun maxxers who are also good players

[hasty bobcat]

like ur tile is so good

[split marlin]

wait for scream only

we do it the long way

[gaunt nacelle]

i suck ass at hide and seek

syntax and eph is bullying my playstyle 🥀

Astolfo_pensive

[frozen olive]

im sorry but you keep jumping and i take damage every time you do

[mystic moss]

zed bullied eph about random jumping

break the cycle

my child will hop as they please

[frozen olive]

i cant let others suffer the same fate as me

my child will unbind jump

[sudden pawn]

no

[frozen olive]

my child will doublebind jump?

[tacit shoal]

wb blackhops 😔

[sudden pawn]

[gaunt nacelle]

my bad eph, im jump pilled

[mystic moss]

do people do the slide +reload+jump

[runic anvil]

meeeeeee

[gaunt nacelle]

not me (pub moments)

[rose nova]

i slide and reload

[mellow hedge]

wrong

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/416907525460590593/1412094349831045130/super_logger_jarvis.gif

[sullen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1383286674779537448/1418376380034318528/giant_bats_my_beloved.mp4?ex=68cde571&is=68cc93f1&hm=355f95f9497b3a2314f2c4335775adb8a23cee63fcab86a45b83212f62b120fa& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1383286674779537448/1418375422290427986/her_life_flashed_before_her_eyes.mp4?ex=68cde48c&is=68cc930c&hm=a5ca6cb5b6f2a88a979d48498c8c2feda6f5ccc09324ec1efcc72c47c6d2e995& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1383286674779537448/1418343516806971523/evil_shooter_scout.mp4?ex=68cdc6d5&is=68cc7555&hm=a2532c02fc471b7ca9af9bdee9239b01c4561ec47d8708620367871b4f3adcd5&

r5c3 duo attempts clips

[mellow hedge]

bro took bat

respect

[runic anvil]

bat’s a lot of fun

[tacit shoal]

Please name twin 🥺

[sudden pawn]

sometimes yes

[frozen olive]

its ok i am too

[gaunt nacelle]

syntax was tweaking, he heard the hack lock correct sound

[tacit shoal]

I think it's a mod you have

When your reload is done it makes that sound or something

Otherwise I'm schizophrenic

[runic anvil]

the archive

[gaunt nacelle]

syntax is just schizzo

[runic anvil]

that too

[mellow hedge]

depends what you find fun

[gaunt nacelle]

i cant hack locks when i shoot

[sudden pawn]

all gtfo players are schizo

[sleek pelican]

That explains it then

[runic anvil]

the hallucinations only happen when i’m playing gtfo so it’s fine

[sudden pawn]

exactly what they want you to think

[gaunt nacelle]

:3

i like it

[mellow hedge]

top 5 human rng rolls is having sleep paralysis but its femboys and shit

[runic anvil]

that would be so goated

[mellow hedge]

i've thought about this for a while

[rose nova]

blep blorp noises :D

[sudden pawn]

a person who thinks all the time.....

[gaunt nacelle]

i love having that enabled even though i reload quicker than the sound que

[tacit shoal]

Voxy, eph, tuho, and Sam are fun to play with and good

Everyone else is a meanie head or Ive never played with them

[gaunt nacelle]

fuh you mean

where me

[mystic moss]

shut up pub

[mellow hedge]

i mean you got others like hange, rose, yoni, jade

[tacit shoal]

I cant really judge skill that well but you have work cut out for you

[mellow hedge]

etc

ME

what about lil ol me

[tacit shoal]

Wait Yoni is true

[tacit shoal]

I ain't evva played with you

[gaunt nacelle]

oh you said good players

yea no fair enough

[mellow hedge]

pyb

[tacit shoal]

Hange and rose are retired or smth

I never see them

[gaunt nacelle]

ur not in the right servers

[mellow hedge]

also i was looking at one of the reddit posts and some guy was talkin bout some "trying to get a solo TAS for r8e2 to see if its theoretically possible" and i respond with a link to my video and he just says "nice" 😭

[mellow hedge]

they only play modded and shi

[rose nova]

:c

[mellow hedge]

hange betrayed the pubs

[tacit shoal]

Bums ✌️

[mystic moss]

hange is free

now he plays nightreign

[gaunt nacelle]

😭 vro wanted to flex

[tacit shoal]

Rip manchew lost to neightrein

[mellow hedge]

ngl tho people dont have to be SUPER good to still have fun with

like syntav

[tacit shoal]

Bruh you haven't played with me how do you know

[mystic moss]

i only play with WINNERS

[mellow hedge]

uhhhhhh

ur guide or smth

[gaunt nacelle]

people who throw in a funny way is great ngl (dodo an me 🔥)

[tacit shoal]

I could be the most toxic person oat

[frozen olive]

dodo carried r5d2

[gaunt nacelle]

syntax is like up there with sam db

[gaunt nacelle]

frfr

[tacit shoal]

Sam is FUN to play with

Cuz he just says random shit

[gaunt nacelle]

i meant in toxicity

[near stag]

try playing with Edcrab

[mellow hedge]

the goat

[tacit shoal]

OH FUCK NO

[near stag]

come on junior

[tacit shoal]

No way I'm on his level

[gaunt nacelle]

proceeds to tk and leave mid reactor

[mystic moss]

yeah you haven't even been banned yet

[tacit shoal]

I haven't gotten banned yet so

[mellow hedge]

theres a difference between toxic and annoying

[tacit shoal]

They go hand in hand

P much

[gaunt nacelle]

sam combined them and thats why he got banned

syntax is on his way

[tacit shoal]

Lmao I'm not gonna get banned

[sudden pawn]

blacklisted em

[mellow hedge]

toxic people are annoying but annoying people arent necessarily toxic

[mystic moss]

noooo don't get banned sine wave

[gaunt nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[tacit shoal]

The only thing I do is complain about levels

[sudden pawn]

worst experience 30min pub experience with that mf

[tacit shoal]

VALID complaints

[rose nova]

yatcehs are boats but boats are not yatches things

[mellow hedge]

why be a negative nancy when you can be a joyful and prosperous being

[gaunt nacelle]

and youve started telling newbies to refund

[rose nova]

thats how u write yatch right

[sudden pawn]

EXACTLY

[mellow hedge]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A YATCHES

[tacit shoal]

Dw I won't "box the eyes"

[gaunt nacelle]

sport cars are cars but not all cars are sports cars type shit

[mellow hedge]

like bro we get it blah blah blah have some fun for once pub

[tacit shoal]

I did that like 3 times in total

[sudden pawn]

fun is a unknown concept to many in this game unfortunately

[rose nova]

yatchs?

[mystic moss]

the plural of yacht is yachts

[rose nova]

ah

[tacit shoal]

You are right Im now in my positive perry arc

[sudden pawn]

💀💀💀

[tacit shoal]

4 times my b

[gaunt nacelle]

5 times

[tacit shoal]

5 times my b

[mellow hedge]

annoying ⊂ toxic typ shi

[mystic moss]

Sam would be so proud

[wraith marsh]

I dont make it on the funmaxxing list its over

[rose nova]

6 times actuall-

[mystic moss]

you don't pub enough

[sudden pawn]

fun an jolly maxing

[tacit shoal]

Cuz you are scary 😨

[mellow hedge]

jollymaxxing

[gaunt nacelle]

sillymaxxing

[wraith marsh]

how have I heard that multiple times now

wtf

[sudden pawn]

if your not jolly an silly maxing your not truly gaming

[mellow hedge]

facts

[tacit shoal]

It's an irrational fear I think

[rose nova]

maxxmaxxing

[tacit shoal]

You just have an aura of scariness

[rose nova]

c chill dude is not chill...?
:c

[mellow hedge]

positivitymaxxing

guys im cheatmaxxing

[tacit shoal]

I'm NOT following in my father's footsteps

[mellow hedge]

seedmaxxing

[gaunt nacelle]

@runic anvil

[tacit shoal]

Moth does this all the time

[sudden pawn]

o no

[gaunt nacelle]

frfr

[mellow hedge]

guys

call me r8c2

[sudden pawn]

🤨

[tacit shoal]

Cuz you have a tank in you?

[mystic moss]

cause you're getting unplugged

[mellow hedge]

^

[tacit shoal]

Damn I was close

[gaunt nacelle]

unplugging ur butplug?

[mellow hedge]

lets go back to jish and i's convo

[mystic moss]

would your dad want you to get pegged

[sudden pawn]

I NEED TO BE RELEASED FROM THIS CLASS SJAJAJWJWJW

im tweaking sry yall

[gaunt nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[mellow hedge]

wait i had a bar back then

[tacit shoal]

I think bro would be supportive

[mystic moss]

aw that's sweet

[gaunt nacelle]

syntax dress like a femboy and show up to the dinnertable

[sudden pawn]

literally how ive been feeling an i have the PEAK of traffic to go through on the way home

[mellow hedge]

#gtfo-speed-running message

[sudden pawn]

getting a monster energy on my way home to compensate myself for the traffic I gotta deal with

[gaunt nacelle]

relatable

[tacit shoal]

I NEED to move out

[sudden pawn]

in this economy???

ggs bro

🥀💔

[gaunt nacelle]

frfr

we turning adults and shits destroyed

🥀

[sudden pawn]

thats like asking for good pubbing experience

[mellow hedge]

at least you can get pegged nowadays without being executed

[sudden pawn]

tru

[tacit shoal]

Shit bro I still got ten years until i am adult

[sudden pawn]

we have moved slightly up

[mellow hedge]

@worn kiln when next comp

[gaunt nacelle]

9 less than frosty

[tacit shoal]

AND you are allowed to be gay

[sudden pawn]

I have knee pain, back pain, everything pain, its already ggs

I feel 40

an the world's shit

[tacit shoal]

Can we agree we are all cracking Frosty

[gaunt nacelle]

pedo but i thought this was obvious

[sudden pawn]

🧍🏻‍♂️

[gaunt nacelle]

going into the gallery

[mellow hedge]

hej hej monika hej på dig monika

[tacit shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/monika-monday-floridaman-cyaxares-ddlc-gif-10211454105699018906

[gaunt nacelle]

more syntax

give me two more

[sudden pawn]

im gonna explode

ive been at school since 10:30am an its 5pm rn

[mellow hedge]

hej monika hej på dig monika

[runic anvil]

uhhhhhh