#gtfo-chat
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Like majority of my weight is in my thighs/ass
Prob one in a gtfoillion
i’m gonna need some proof there
Genuinely all my clothes are baggy
in my things
FUCK

FUCK
moth boobies confirmed
Aint no way
same tho
My friend said like 2 years ago mine were bigger than his girls😭
LMFAOOO
For me its just stomach and thats only bc of sitting
They’re not insane but defo larger than average male
Unfort ig
also same but i have like no body fat period
yeah mate gonna need some proof
so there’s like nothing to distribute
Not really, its not that noticable
I have some bodyfat but as said only in thighs and ass
Despite the fact i weight 95 kilos
my ass and thighs are too big so now its going to my stomach 😔
Fort ig
Where proofs
...what the heck are you talking about?
Proof for proof?
Body weight
good

i like hearing about men’s thighs and such
Legit frosty posted the pic first
Gecko what
cancer
this should not be surprising in any sense
It is since its not big shooter
Same
generally cancer is not the angle i go for
or it could just be water weight and even what time you had a bowel movement
true
i think i am very slowly gaining weight
but i should like get an entire cheesecake and fuck myself up, yo
Im gonna start tracking my weight before and after shitting when I get to engineering uni
they didn’t seem particularly concerned so that’s probs a good sign
Goated choice
start now and put it in your CV as an example of being proactive and developing skills in gathering and organising data
i just like thighs dawg
And I could say I’m tracking how healthy I am (don’t think this is the way we ask to get into unis ngl)
I think we just send in our grades from high school and based on that
I still don’t know if high school = college
does anyone know how this scout dosent die
Hitting walls?
i got shot 4 times with a burst cannon bud
ping issue
missed
au to na ping for context
Hit another thing maybe?
most likely that
You got shot by a burst canon?
ping
Na the smalls didnt body block i think
Seems like the left one woke up
your game doesn't update fast enough to tell you that the scout is already invuln so you aren't getting white hitmarkers
Didnt know that
right
bros interested
intrigued even
fuck
i wanted to post it
get fucked
dont reply
wrong voiceline
Dodo when at my place
can you guys just have electronic sexual intercourse already
this might be the play
its the strat trust
Nah I’m the problem in that
Don’t trust discord enough 🥀
Storing the data
actually not what i meant to click
bro 💀
you can just say no dawg
discord already knows i’m a freak
consent!!!!!
Doesn’t an ejaculation contain like 3.6 TB or smth?
no way
like genetic info and stuff g
call me a hard drive then
American companies have always followed that
ik g but its still outrageous
i mean to the esex
there’s a lot of sperms in there
Today is friday in california
Would consent without the e in esex
huzzah!
gtfo edating is straight up diabolical
I dont think we need that
unfortunately i’ve been on e for 8 months so esex is all sex for me
sorry 😔
its 15000 terabytes
i just did some research
you get a pass
Nvm it’s 1.6TB
also i mean
discord must have a lot of my data then
It’s not that high… idiot
enjoy the penar pics discord!!!
based
i hope you like them
there is average like 280 million sperm per ejaculation
each sperm cell is about 37.5 mb
did you know that if you fall asleep in a discord call your phone alarm won't go off
noted
yeaaa
make sure you're in a server where your partner can kick you from vc
and then get woken up by a car alarm instead LMAO
i need to go shopping
Wait I found this comment lol ”OP's calculations are incorrect. The human genome has ~3.15 billion base pairs. Since DNA has four nucleotides, we should multiply by 2 to get the equivalent number of "bits" in our genome. 6.30 billion bits = 750 MB of data per diploid cell. Sperm cells, however, have only half as much genetic information, so there should be 375MB/sperm and a transfer rate of 15.87TB/3 sec”
i want to get fast food or something but like i gotta cook lunch for work tomorrow
Can we NOT go over this
Please
interesting
soo we are using reddit has our source
so basically dudes are usb sticks
What are you using then?
you can transfer information at a rate of 15.87 terabytes per three seconds to me
it's wholly inefficient tbh
pub move
Legit Reddit but with an AI filtering out the true stuff
so much wasted information
3 seconds is crazy
how do you last that long
its the opposite
🔥
More goated then reddit where there are ppl who think mpreg is an actual thing
i can make it happen
it might be more the fact that it comes in spurts and not continuously
idk what this is
With moth for sure
absolutely
You do NOT want to know that
Yes you do
male impregnation
That’s why we are trying
ic
it’s what i’m boutta do to moth when i visit him
pregnancy is horrifying tbh
Imagine megamoms
financial stability
what is that
one of the sparse benefits of being trans
no risk for me
Only bad thing about dodo is the non existent financial stability
what the fuck are you people talking about
tbh it'd still be easier to be AFAB and then get a hysterectomy
mpreg
Pregnancy
How much info people can sallow
I don't wanna know actually
pipe down cunt before i mpreg you
Its not even that good
even if one could get pregnant you'd want the right person first and i do not think i could ever find someone like that
Is the offer available for other people than only dumbass cat?
just adopt surely
perchance
Yummers
if moths going first then can i be second
or can i at least help with moth?
yay!
🔥🔥🔥
what has gtfo discord become
we gotta entertain ourselves somehow 😔
Rick wouldn't stand for this
It has transcending
He doesnt stand for a lot of things
Who Rick?
I hope this gets better one day
Hes the one
yeah we’re not being blatant enough about the esex actually
Could be confused with essex tbh which I don’t want
To run around and desert you
I got rolled
oh of course not
I cant wait to have blackmail against everyone
I can check one chat and see your freakiness
like people don’t already know i act this way
Thank god thats never gonna happen
also true
Different kind of blackmail
Hes prob gonna force you to be homophobic or something
Only people who wouldn’t like this is my family🔥
NOOOOOOOOO
You're on the right track
??????
Im just a genious
got banned for saying #general was full of degens, when it was only half as bad as stuff is now
Oh😭
oooo what do you have on me
Okay son just make sure you come to dinner today
amongst other behaviour, but calling gen chat degens is what happened as the ban was handed
wasnt it a worse word than that?
Or are you talking about a diff rick?
So he did other stuff
i have only a vague memory so i might not remember the exact words
yea sounds about right
I mean doesnt mean that was the ONLY reason
nothing specifically i dont think
Tbh to get banned from here for behavior takes a lot
imj falling asleep help
Facts
uhhh
qwq
Unless youre dunk with the r in between of d and u
wakey wakey chicken bakey
thank u
:3
He left actually
Its easy dont worry
He only got muted
what the fuck does that mean
drunk
Being under influence
drunk driving!!!!
oh
Oh
oh
at least my boy is getting better
Team he only got muted but I suggest moving away from that
No
yoou'll listen to me right
I’m going to bed so Nop you don’t
i'll listen to you
You’ll take commands from me
ill listen to myself
slendi go arson
How many sons do you even have
yes slendi
Me surely
Can I have your moms digits I can make sure your another one
GET OUT
Not what your mother says
How many mothers are you having relations with nowadays
i only want a daughter
i want a cat
I want peace and quiet
All of them
I want eep
its fucking 7pm grandpa
eep wwith me? 🥺
I have work in 5 hours and I’ve been awake for 7
so when i become a mother, you'll be there for me?
🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
and lay claim to what's rightfully yours, hm?
whaddahel
i dont need it B]
true
why be sophisticated when you can be a lil goober
why flirt with men when you can have beautiful women waiting for you
jokes oon u can do BOTH
Exactly
Goat gets it
Why flirt with women when you can ask your homie to wear a skirt
there are like 9 times as many women i flirt with than men there are i flirt with
jish are you the homie that wears the skirt
L
men have their place and it is underneath me
exactly!!
sexist or dominant, you make the call
why like anyone when you can chill at home, dont have to spend money on another person, and save tons of money for yourself
but cuddles
:[
depends on the intent
yeah thats what i woulda did
I dont wanna be bored
i have ferrets for cuddles
Unfortunately twink death has hit me
Goat is dominating like its prime cod or smth idk where I heard that voiceline
but people cuddles are so gooooood
Like a truck
me: autism
what was once lost may yet be regained
doesnt mean you shouldnt wear a skirt
gotcha
it is not too late until the death knell chimes
woah
goat dom arc
animal cuddles are pretty cool too
But time is a luxury that cant be regained
and thats why you should spend that time for the person that matters most: yourself
Keep them coming
fuck that guy
All of the non freaky people aren’t here though
:[
And thats good
When + where?
True
correct
bet
uh summer 1984 in ohio
Timetravel?
:3
my verbosity is yet as grand as your body count, sl*t
Damn
wheres a man that talks to me like that
sorry you have relations with too many mothers that one slipped out
goddamn
daaaaaayum
Mothers love me
Mine doesnt
Ask again
Wait I can purchase their services?
yeah yeah whatever frosty get it out
your mother loves them apparently
Have done that, nothing changed
say something instead of using this image for the 278th time in 3 days
nah
based
you're gonna make me cry
id prefer to talk shit about people in private
Patience is a virtue
i use this image as a scape goat
Gossiping now are we
awh come on, whatever you're saying about me i'll have said to myself before
damn, hitting where it hurts
talk shit with me? 🥺
i dont have anything to say about you rn
not this!
cutie >:]
"rn" hmmmmmmmmm
hrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn
I can only expect to hear "pub" from you
aye, no ones perfect. theres always shit to talk
TRUE
Those were better times
choke mod is BAD
and now we have a three barrel shotgun with 4 shots
Too bad this game is left behind
oh my god those times
But if you chok my mod it would be good
they were
real and based
i'm gone
just as bad as now tbh
bye
in a different way, but still
it is time to become a vtuber and put your stream title as she choke mod on my cfoam until i scattergun or whatever it was
it didn't make sense
honestly tho i would talk more shit about people but it takes effort ngl
cant be bothered writing paragraphs
Pretty easy if the people your talking shit about are shitty
yeah, shit talking takes too much brain power when you can say slurs (massive /s)
Yeah, but even then
takes effort
L plus not university pilled
It’s a KF2 doomstick now without the alt fire
They do
killing floor 2 mentioned
Interesting
That reminds me
Of what
yeah of what 
Cant be me
are we referring to the person i think we're referring to
pomni, im starting to think
i'll take that as a yes
you sure do a lot of thinking for someone with not much rolling around in their head
I think
goddamn
I do a lot of thinking
we do a little thinking
🤔
Ah, I like having screenshots
send them to me
🔨
Average
Its just a gtfo sledgehammer tho
I cant remember the last time i reported someone
oh wait nvm
I remember last time I reported someone
Send prooof?
probably needed some packets to crawl through the copper wires
The code was prob made in code blocks tbh
true
my last modmail didnt get responded to tho
i was told in like
start 2024, in winter or spring or something
that something would be raised and i'd get a response
and i never did
Interesting...
I did get a response🤔
Idk, kinda insane to me
it was when kickmod got abused
Frosty family member revealed
“Abused”
GTFO should have had a kick feature in the base game
at 6.0 launch
Ironic when I’m older than him
So it couldn’t have been abused
yeah it should've been
Dam
but kicking me for accidentally waking up 2 strikers and a shooter
LOL
while your dogshit friend is waking up entire rooms and throwing his hp away
deserved
god's strongest knife player
LOL
the worst part is
the only reason i joined the lobby
was to get sleepyboi out of it
wait how old is frosty?
what a service i performed
8 years old
So patriotic of you
Ur going to jail buddy
😱
Crazsy self-roast
now that's a name I haven't heard in years...
Sleepie boy deserves better
no no he can stay in the helldivers 2 discord
freaking jugga
wait how do you think he responded to umamusume blowing up
his gf shouldn't have done that to him 😔
that darn weeb shit
should add on my resume "sleepybois arch nemesis"
Bro wtf😭😭😭😭😭
so many women i've come across are bottoms that i start to doubt that any men bottom
because who would they bottom for
you can convert
Ask dodo and you’ll have one more guy being bottom (me)
moth would bottom for me
So true
Invite me over give me flowers and maybe I will cell skip with you
correct
Suit yourself your a dumbass anyways
*you're
yoru'rur*
Uoryourye*
.t lfg
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guess me and gtfo have smth in common
can someone help me with my R1C1 clear?
been stuck for a few days
my Bullpup just keeps running out of ammo
YYEOOWCH!
i can take it
Take what exactly
Its not enough?
Hol up
Let me put them in a reactor
It will make it more better
Dodo has cleared R2D2…
You need something stronger
Hey guys R2E1 is difficult or easy rundown?
r2e1 is very very difficult
R2E1 is a easy rundown
Yes the rundown R8E2 is very easy
A dying neutron star
whoever designed short rifle requires spanking
I just saw a health clinic in Denmark offer testicle massages is this why @mellow hedge was visiting?
Wdym it’s great
vro shoot me the addy
Ah yes, the autoclicker gun
Yes
Someone get hafumi in here
it should've been a burst weapon ong
Hopefully not
at least you're not studying psychology
...right?
Peak of modern gaming
um uh i uh
i designed it
🥺 🥺 🥺
bend over
He thought you were from Dover
ah makes sense
shout out to @boreal venture, @mossy folio and @thin nymph for helping me with r2e1 last night
🫡
it was a crazy run lol
No faster than I would've expected; I was getting to the error alarm door with bots but I think the bots are kinda shit after that point
if it was above 35 minutes it was too slow
The cell and turbine actually spawned in different zones lol
no, both zones are supposed to contain a turbine, but only 1 a cell
there is a rare happenstance where the turbine doesn't spawn in one of the zones, but it is not common at all
that is what happened
Have had it happen too
1 turbine only
it’s listed on wiki
R4C3 apparently has a similar thing with Sec
We thought the run was scuffed several times but somehow we pulled through lol
Omg its ben ten
I never watched Ben Ten
no
r2a1, r2b1, r2b2... DONE!
gaming
now its time for r8e2 your ready enough
fich
Okay so, i have a level stuck in my head but i cant name it
Start, head north and left to small zone containing scout and bulkhead key
Bulkhead key opens main/secondary
Secondary has 2 shadow scouts in the first zone and uses mines tileset
Cannot name the level for the life of me
no shadows in a3
yeah
actually otherwise though the description matches everything else
Thats what i thought
But i specifically remember shadows in secondary
Maybe im crazy
Been a while since i finished r4 so i dont remember
any other defining features? or just those things come to mind
Thats it pretty much
Main bulkhead to the east with a class 3 or 4
And secondary was osips iirc
ngl that sounds more and more like r4a3
although maybe noteworthy
r4a3 secondary is pitch black iirc
i feel like i remember it having shadows, but i'll trust dodo's judgement on it not
definitely wouldn't have shadow scouts
Yeah im probably just remembering shadows wrong
Cheers for the help
My sleep deprived brain cant brain atm (almost 7am)
Now that we have solved that mystery that was keeping me awake, i can sleep now XD
so r4a3 has that side zone with bulkhead you’re describing, almost to a tee
the secondary is, as mentioned, pitch black, and there are i believe 3 scouts throughout the area, which does use the mines tileset
it’s osip gathering for secondary and for main you need to go through a class 3(?) alarm to the east
i’m almost certain it’s r4a3, but deffo not any shadow scouts there
from spawn you head north and open the side zone
which is on the left wall
was what i was thinking anyway
r4e1 surely
The funny part is depending on our definition of head north
surely
[[R4A3]]
Thank you
going through an lgbt arc
Finding the right colours
this is what we call being dialed in
how do you do that actually
mod :3
the colors mod
the going doown skill issue
@unreal crystal Happy birthday month!!
@unreal crystal Happy birthday month!!
Happy birthday passage of time!!
one day the role will get removed
when its another persons bday
It is my Birthday in a bit can I have the roll for the back part of the year
Does one have to apply for the birthday role, or do they just know?
they just know
The staff of the server have access to your computer and personal data
Don't worry, they will know and give you the role
Okay I figured it was something like that
doxxes u epicaally
nah u just ping adam sandler ksmdkm
me
smol
why u want proof of my height
oh
i just noticed that wasnt the image about KMSKDMDKS
i thought it was about the ping

LMFAO
in what sense
yes
😳

Is this where I insert my ”proof?” question?
moth quick ur height now
woahg
😎
😳 😳 😳
Or roughly idk haven’t measured in a while
i need to see some proof of this
And when I did it was with my fingers
how even what
why do u know the lenght of ur hand
Take the thumb to the base and ur index all the way up
Could be useful
Might be closer to 18 ngl
how again
insane
wave of the currrent
would they
hatsune miku??????
Didn’t they like slain a bunch of people
miku? yes
miku? yeah
gtfo media is gone??
they could've just given embed + media
weird ass decision making
Taken spoiler and given embed + media
But it was in fact my fault team
"you can only have one!" why? why is that
Fuck ass mods
Cuddled up
cute car
call me mods
Watching super Mario maker 🔥
car is locked tf in
Geeked out
real and true
been out all day itching to play gtfo
scratch
im driving home to do jus that
God i love me some non R5 GTFO
r6 <3
b3 has a very cool ending- moreso is b2 the bad ine
only reason I don't like it is cause I had to do it with bots so it was miserable
😭😭
anyone need a person? familiar with the game, but not as advanced as others
hello! u can check the LFG channels to share n join lobbies! the instructions are in https://discord.com/channels/408196129470152705/653623062964731920
just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if you havent be sure to do the tutorial first [on the top left] and start on rundown 1/6 since they are the simplest/easiests ones
ahhhh i love watching youtube
feet 🤤
discord loading funny
had to reinstall my game cuz its crashing too much
turns out, tis the discord overlay again
yeah thats what i woulda did
Ever heard of a nail clipper?
Nah he sharpens those
Gotta be ready at all times
Probably
He can put 5 marshmallows at once Ig uess efficiency
Not really
To make them burn you have to put your feet really close to the fire
Causing your own foot to get burned
I hate multi-scout rooms so much
Did duos on R1D1 with my buddy, and when we got to the double scout room I just said “alright, i’m going to try and stealth kill one of them. The other one i’m just gonna shoot. With a gun.” Surprisingly. I managed to pull it off
But my god, my heart
It gets worse
Is that the reactor one? Where you have to run around and go to different terminals in different zones. And there’s 3 scouts in a big circular room?
I know i already beat that one. I was replaying R1D1 cause my buddy’s new. I’m on R4. (Still haven’t beaten R2E1 though lol)
Came extremely close but a random took the long way around and got us killed
Its a giant ass room
With like 5 generators and only one that is correct
And the room is 4 scouts
And like if you mess one thing the run is just over
depends
on what exactly you mess up
If you kill like 3 of them and you somehow activate a 4th one its fine but if its 2 or more its joever
Wait i remember that room
Is the room in a circular type pattern
Multiple levels separated primarily by ladders
iirc the center is kinda just a pit, or it looks like it at least
Cause i remember a room with a lot of scouts. Like, an inordinate amount
it is an oopsie daisy but if youre just fairly good 2 scout waves arent much
We mostly learned how to kill feelers is by making only 1 guy do it with hammer or spear so we don't accidentally fuck something up while going behind with bats or knifes
Just shoot it
was duoing r4b3pe and the moment we started that last uplink (one-room spawn uplink) we got hit with a host migation that split us into 2 games and then we each have to deal with the uplink and the rest solo
was quite an experience
the true gtfo parallel universe experience
fr
How to shoot it if there is more than 1?we don't have problems with 1 and when it is 1 its mostly freelo even when it procs
Shoot all at the same time
If you can’t melee them all just clear what you can and shoot them
And prepare for the wave
as for overcoming the scout anxiety
play scout playground
Simply accept that you will fuck up a few times 
and learn that scout wave is kinda pathetic
my duo wake up 4 scouts at once and we survive just fine
you just have to be quick on your feet and find a good funnel
Trust me that isn't a problem when we fuck it up almost always cuz we are pretty smart
the actual hard part is the other stuff that will wake in the room
WHERE'S REM?!?!
@sullen finch
When 1 scout wakes up its mostly joever cuz it wakes everything that is also big approx 2 rooms
my first winning r2d1 run i wake almost every scout in the lvl
We always wake them up by just being stupid honestly
I have many clips of almost touching scouts by a hair
just run back
Mfw mines and cfoam
yeah
a single mine will almost always reset your position
small door means easy funnel
and big door means the mine kill most of the stuff
Even if you place one down as a self-sacrifice bc of no doors, you'll always be able to stabilise and be picked up quickly
Silent shot
Or use door closing and snipe it
Or use door opening and snipe it
Foam one shoot both
Use grenade launcher and manipulate scout movement
There's a plenty of choice
what about sentry behind door tech
We just mostly try to meele cuz its cheapest way and won't wake more shit to jump us even tho the alternative is worse
And also the hardest so we don't have to worry that much about them
Its just krill issue mostly
when you realise that you can just run past the enemies to dodge them is when you start trying to melee every wave
Just use verticality
Do you need people to help you?
It seeems like you've already got a team
Oh yeah you also made a lfg post
kk
Was worried you went to matchmaking
have fun!
Why am I playing always as Dauda??? Can I change my character somehow?
Can't change who you play as, depends on which position you join the lobby, as Host you're forever stuck as Woods
Problem is unless you coordinate who joins first in the group you're in you won't get the character you want, as it goes:
Host - Woods
2nd Player - Dauda
3rd Player - Hackett
4th Player - Bishop
this process is also easier if you use bots
there is a mod that lets host change who they start as
I think ChangeHostSlot or something
Playable character depends on the order of who joins the lobby
R2 looking good so far
it wasnt as cancer until we learned how to uplink verify worked
yeah it's kinda hard to do terminal objectives if you don't realise how the terminals work for said objectives
@neon dove Hello joflantok
Joflantok got banned?
Or did he also got the "give discord your phone number" thing? Because fuck that.
Its an alt
Dont think many people do
Nothing personal but the only time I did it felt like I was costantly getting micromanaged
haiiiii :333
I hated them until I realized
cuz it indeed costed
2 games
cuz we had no idea how did it even work
Why
why what
Why read
average pub gameplay
I come to shoot aliens not to read
no reading
you come in here to shoot zombies, not read instrcutions
stupid woke devs trying to push "learning"
fuck off
they are NOT ZOMBIES
they are basically zombies, though...
you see, the zombies are asleep bc 10c is woke and they make the enemies opposite of woke
"literacy" is 10c propoganda
if you cant play a zombie game without reading the blatant instructions at the top of the screen, is it really a game at all
Yes and No
Zombies are dead reanimated corpses
However sleepers appear to have their brain intact (or at least some of them) which makes it likely some of them are still "alive"
Kinda like The Last of Us
gtfo is my favorite zombie game 🥰
I would argue there's better zombie games out there
well its my favorite one
always has been
dead as in, all of humanity?
so true
I read but I did not know how to type it
for some reason I put the whole
verification
oh you missed the uplink verify
